checkmate

@checkmate

Dianne Paulsen #fundie

Superior Intellect #sexist #dunning-kruger

This is definitely one “of the most hilarious, bizarre, ignorant, bigoted, and terrifying quotes from fundies all over the internet.”

whyjustwhy #elitist #racist #sexist

If this forum needs to survive, this needs to happen asap.
A seperate space for white cels where ethnics or third world cels are not allowed to participate.

Oh yeah, that's gonna be easy to enforce. Stacey Abrams could join and they wouldn’t know it. Hallo internet.

starheal #quack #crackpot #magick

Gabby Petito has Uranus

She never had my anus. [rim-shot]

Carl Benjamin (Sargon of Akkad) #pratt #racist #wingnut

I've read their goddamn bible, all 500 pages of it and I'm about two-thirds of the way through.

Err, have you read all of it, 500 pages, or only two-thirds, which would be 333 pages?

Make up your mind.

Corey Goode #ufo #magick #conspiracy

Rachel Hamm (Republican candidate for Secretary of State in California) #fundie #wingnut

I had a dream that I was going to win in the lottery. But, I dismissed it as just a dream and prayed not to be upset when the Lord let somebody else win. And guess what happened: somebody else won and I wasn’t upset! Praise the Lord! Halelluja! God is so merciful.

Prussian Society of America #sexist #racist

And this is not about just American girls either

Why on earth is somebody who’s attempting to rebuild Prussia in a way in which it never existed in the first place concerned about what American women are doing in music? What does that have to do with Prussia?

joy pullmann #fundie #psycho

Right!

And when one of Pullmann’s six kids gets Covid, instead of standing around wondering if God wants her kid to die or not, she’ll be banging down the door of the nearest hospital demanding immediate emergency attention.

Father Dominic Valanmahal #ableist #crackpot #fundie #homophobia #kinkshaming #quack

Father Dominic Valanmahal better hope the current Pope doesn’t find out about any of this. If he does, Father Dominic will be cleaning toilets in the Vatican archives.

lowkeyKEKEE #racist

Kryon of the Magnetic Service via Lee Carroll #crackpot #ufo #magick #quack

This is a huge secret!

Secret? Are you fucking stupid? If I knew the secret of perpetuum mobile, I’d be using it to make gazillions of dollars.

Joseph Islam #fundie

signifying the intense whiteness of the white of an eye and intense black of the pupils.

Maybe. Anyone who has learned Arabic knows that every word has at least three meanings: 1) its basic meaning, 2) the exact opposite of 1), and 3) something to do with a camel. (No this is not a joke.) Words often have even more meanings. So, picking out one specific meaning that doesn’t fit the context isn’t necessarily the best way to go.

OTB Tax #quack

the company does taxes, bookkeeping and payroll.

Probably from home office.

Armando Galván #fundie #conspiracy

Prussian Society of America #wingnut #conspiracy #elitist

I looked up the website. The “Society” appears to consist of exactly one person.

Paul Bury #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy

Jared Taylor #racist #wingnut

Arlo Calles #fundie #conspiracy

I refuse to believe that somebody as inanely stupid as the OP is capable of living a normal daily life. This has to be a troll/Poe.

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #fundie #pratt #wingnut

They've studied the vaccine.

Six years of medical school and advanced courses in virology and organic chemistry? Or 12 minutes on Youtube?

Ali Abunimah #moonbat

The East Germans went more or less (ignoring the Weimarer Republik which was hardly a model democracy) from the Kaiser to Hitler to Communism. They never learned what freedom and pluralism are. While West Germany faced up to and dealt with its Nazi past, the DDR ignored everything that didn’t fit into their ideological worldview and pretended it didn’t exist. It never confronted its own Nazi past and hence never solved it. So when the hated Communists lost power, many East Germans just picked mentally up where they had left off in 1945, regarding the Communists’ damnation of the Nazis as part of the Communists’ big lie about everything. The stupid over there is very strong.

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #fundie #pratt #wingnut

jeeperspeepersyo #crackpot #sexist #transphobia

society is penis obsessed

I’m beginning to think somebody else here is obsessed with subjects like this.

And how is this really fundie? It sounds more like some high school kid or college freshman who’s never touched a girl.

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #fundie #wingnut

I'm one of the few people in America who can explain exactly what's happening to America.

I’m not crazy, everybody else is crazy, I’m the sane one. And they’re all driving on the wrong side of the road, I’m the only one on the right side. And 2+2=5, dammit!

Various Commenters #dunning-kruger #racist

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #fundie #wingnut

No more conservative tourists.

Yup. Just like when all those conservative Christians boycotting the Harry Potter books made them a total flop.

jhartz39 #conspiracy #crackpot #wingnut

Decertifying the electors was never part of the plan

Yeah, sure. That’s like “no, I wasn’t trying to pick the girl up, I just wanted to get to know her and talk to her, that’s all”.

Right, sure, of course. Face it, you got dumped.

Padraig Martin #sexist #racist

Apóstol del fin - Edu #fundie #conspiracy

I’ve always known ASCII (= “American Standard”!!!!!) was divine, now it’s been proven. Halleluja and praise the Lord!

Magnus Carlsen (an impostor of the real Magnus Carlsen) #dunning-kruger

Beethoven was deaf, he therefore didn’t compose “his” symphonies 5-9. Oops! I've just refuted classical music right at its core definition!

Dean Marroni #fundie

Alarming_Draw #sexist #wingnut

Right!

And in the next Bond film, Jimmy will be seen sitting around on the couch in a bathrobe with a huge beer belly clicking through TV channels taking care of the kids while wifey goes to her CEO job at the international firm she runs. Sure.

Roger Sanderson #crackpot

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #fundie #wingnut

<@KeithInc.> #100799

Yes, that’s one way of seeing it, but I don’t feel like giving him the benefit of the doubt. If he wants to take the Bible and everything else litterally, then I’ll take him litterally.

we all know scores of friends, family and co-workers who took the jab and wound up dead or badly injured soon thereafter.

Name one.

Btw, a score = 20, so if you use the plural, the minimum is 40. So >40 of your friends, family and co-workers who took the jab have wound up dead or badly injured soon thereafter? Really? Wow! Carnage!

Are your friends, family and co-workers even vaccinated? Do you even have >40 friends, family and co-workers? Do you have >1 friend? Do you even like yourswelf?

Phishhed44 #crackpot #conspiracy

She’s an up & coming rock star and her beau is a famous one.

Right!

He performed at the 4H club hoedown last fall. They loved him. All the tractors were beeping their horns. He’s gonna be huge.

rainisthelife #sexist

So if it’s money he’s offering, or equivalent benefits, take it.

Where of course the question is what will last longer 1) his money, or 2) her looks and her tits’ fight against gravity. Whichever gives first will lose. Maybe getting together because of mutual feelings is better. Then money and sagging boobies don’t matter so much.

Toráh en España #fundie #conspiracy

Gr8Believer #fundie #conspiracy

The Bible says a third of the stars fell to Earth . . .

And Trump says he won the 2020 election. So what?

Shawn Paul Melville #conspiracy #wingnut #racist

SpaniardVIII #conspiracy #wingnut #fundie

But you eat a glow-in-the-dark, radioactive turkey, stuffed full of hormones, genetically modified feed, and chemicals for Thanksgiving and don’t give it a second thought, right?

Brian Niemeier #fundie #conspiracy

The Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith’s statement essentially said that taking the vaccine with the motive of protecting one’s health and others’ sufficiently mitigated that evil.

Fuck you. The Pope, you know, the Boss, said getting the vaccine is a sign of Christian love.

The Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith answers to the Pope, not the other way around.

Diogenes #fundie #dunning-kruger

Al Thompson #conspiracy #quack #fundie #wingnut

Yeah right, and when your kid so much as breaks an arm you’ll be screaming for a doctor at the top of your lungs.

Mike Adams #crackpot #conspiracy #wingnut #quack

But what if all the rigged and invalid ballots were for Trump? Oopsi.

Oh, and the genuine finale report said Biden won by a larger margin than the official result. Suck on it.

Medeea Greere #crackpot #wingnut #fundie #conspiracy

The internet has now taken over everything about life. Everything is “wired.”

Uhh, I hate to break this to you, but those wires are for the most part the same ones that have been around for ages for your telephone. And CERN didn’t cause the internet to spread; we all did. You too.

Toráh en España #fundie #quack

Right!

Everybody who received chemotherapy as an adult before 1930 has since died. OMG, this is terrible.

Prussian Society of America #wingnut #psycho

Every German who supports Democracy is committing Treason against Germany.

Technically incorrect.

Every German who supports democracy is committing treason against the German Empire. But, the German Empire doesn’t exist anymore and hasn’t for about a century, depending on where you put the end, either with the founding of the Federal Republic (1949) or the abdication of the Kaiser (who ran away and stayed in exile in Holland instead of fighting to the death to maintain “his” Reich) in 1918. The Kaiser was very unpopular anyway. Nobody missed him. After 1918 he played monarch without a throne in Holland, letting his few servants call him “your Majesty” and things like that. Pretty sad.

Maybe he commanded his navy in the bathtub. Boomboom, sink the toy ship, where’s the soap?

Miles Mathis #conspiracy #crackpot

Ahh, and once more we re-visit the “electric universe”. Bullshit top to bottom. About as scientific as a seagull shitting on a pig’s head.

Debunk clicky*

*It’s shame that page loads very slowly and then bounces around like a basketball. Difficult to read.