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notyourfetish #transphobia #pratt

So basically, “I decided that all this is true, and any attempt to convince me otherwise will only be twisted to reinforce my already established biases.”

James W. Lee #crackpot #conspiracy

“There is absolutely not a singular shred of evidence for this ancient super-civilization ever having existed, which is all the evidence for it having ever existed I need! I am very smrat!”

TheRuffington #racist #crackpot #wingnut #elitist #conspiracy

“Sure. the coloureds lived at the pleasure of their white overlords, fearing an impromptu lynching and walking on eggshells lest they wind up in front of a judge on bullshit charges; and yeah, the queers had to pretend to be our definition of “normal” or we'd destroy our lives because we convinced ourselves that the lies we made up about them were real; and, okay, our womenfolk were chained to the stove and had to dope themselves up with tranquilizers and booze to cope with it; but it was a golden age for white, Christian Conservative men and (((they))) ruined our fun by demanding that we not lord our awesomeness over the lesserfolk like feudal fucking lords.”

Candace Owens #conspiracy

Candy, you either forgot the (((echo)) brackets, or that we already know who killed JFK. Only people who believe bipedal geckos run the world think otherwise.

Be Pussy Free #elitist #psycho #sexist

Incels making a pledge to stay away from pussy. Talk about gilding the lily. This has real “you didn't break up with me, I broke up with you, Janet!” vibes coming off it.

Dr. Thomas A. Droleskey #fundie

And yet it was your Jesus who told you to pray in your closet and not on the street corner. Civil states don't need to recognize a damned thing vis a vis religions, except that they, for now, exist and, best case scenario, hurt nobody by existing. If the sight of your friendly neighbourhood mosque, synagogue or Hindu temple offends you, you can solve that little problem by getting the monkey-fuck over yourself.

Ken Ham #fundie #crackpot #dunning-kruger

Ken Ham is precisely the brand of stupid that would walk in on his dog looking guilty with a half-eaten steak on the floor, and wonder why the dog didn't stop the intruder from half-eating his dinner. Have him add two plus two, and he'll come back with an essay how the answer is absolutely everything that isn't four.

speculareffect #racist #sexist #wingnut #conspiracy

…any crimes committed by Jews are always covered up by the media.

Weinstein. Epstein himself. A simple cursory Google search would prove that statement to be antisemitic bullhorning. Even setting that aside, the fact that you seem to think young girls bought and sold against their will to be used by fucking pedophiles as mere toys, is somehow “prostitution” only serves to cement what an odious goblin you truly are.

AND you're a Nazi. To the surprise of none.

Prussian Society of America #racist

@checkmate #107047

Bingo.

Meanwhile, Der Papierbügel sat in his fancy-ass root cellar enjoying the cool, refreshing taste of cordite while the Allies performed some extreme remodeling on Berlin's skyline. Nazi Germany committed literal suicide when Whatsisname took himself out, and Melvin is either too up a eighty-something-year old corpse's ass to notice, or so dense that not even light can escape his surface. Or so obtuse he thinks he can do a shot-by-shot remake and not end up with the same ending.

Kevin Sorbo #fundie #wingnut

Just a reminder that Sorbs did a real-time tweet volley on Jan 6th cheering the traitors on, only to decry them all as Antifa LARPers when they turned out to be as incompetent as Orange Julius Caesar. He likes rioters, protesters and looters, so long as they wave a flag he agrees with.

Dr. Stella Immanuel #fundie #quack #crackpot

“I woke up crazy, and went with it HARD!”

So I guess they were just handing out medical degrees in the John Hopkins parking lot, or something. Was it a “one millionth customer” sort of thing, or a “buy one industrial-grade mulcher, get a surgical residency FREE!” thing?

Dialgatime321 #conspiracy #sexist

@JeanP #106722

Don't you see? Big Cuckold has infiltrated the gene tracing industry to cover up all the cheating! It's all part of the Deep State Netorare Cabal nefarious scheme to…um…reasons!

Honestly, if this dude's wife or gf or SO did cheat on him, I can understand why. She probably wanted to pass on some genes that weren't Grade A weaponized dumbass.

Jim Bob Duggar #fundie #wingnut

“We formed a musk oxen circle around a pedophile who abused our daughters just because said pedophile was also our son, but the REAL reason the snowflake leftoids hate us is our FAITH!”

Jim Bob, go fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck yourself. And take your pedo-enabling cunt wife Norma Faye or whatever the fucking fuck her fucking name is with you.

MiMi2013 #pratt #psycho #sexist #transphobia

@Conscience #106622

Oh fuck, this is that deranged bitch? I didn't bother to learn her name, I was just taken back by the sheer hate and vitriol she spewed, while claiming to be in the right. I do hope someone is watching her, both to protect society from her, and to protect her from herself. She is in dire need of help.

OT, Jesus fuck, there is some Valerie Solanas-level misandry at play here. All men bad because some study of dubious veracity made some claim, and for some reason transwomen want to rape lesbians. There are seven billion people on this fucking planet, and it just so happens that a little less than half of them fit perfectly into this tiny little box she's built for them, never taking into consideration that she might be wrong.

Lila Rose #fundie #wingnut

Because he fucking murdered his wife, you unaware slag. But go ahead and lie to us that you give a shit that an actual person was killed, and not just a potential one.

THE MASTER CHRISTOS--ESU IMMANUEL 'JESUS' SANANDA #magick #conspiracy #fundie

YOU'RE not Sananda, I’M Sananda, and you know nothing of my works!

The rest of this is just more “my life is dull and grey, and I will level mountains, blow up suns and punch babies to force your life to be the same joyless slog I suffer through!” pearl-clutching.

Clif High/Alexandrah Bruce #conspiracy #wingnut

Clif High

Yeah, he certainly screeds like he is.

Dude, real supervillains would have backup plans for their backup plans, in the offchance something cocked up Plan ‘A’. Since no such backup plans came about, one can either conclude that Obama and Hillary were such shite supervillains that your continued fear of them reflects rather poorly upon you, or that there was no Plan ‘A’ to start with, you swallowed some bullshit conspiracy crap to hide your misogyny and racism, which you do poorly anyway, and neither Obama nor Hillary had ever wanted to do the things you've accused them of. Maybe, just maybe, they were just people, and not soul-sucking monsters.

Henry Makow PhD #conspiracy #racist #wingnut #fundie

@TheKingOfRhye #106543

I dunno, I hear the opening to that fucking Christmas Shoes song and I'd head for the exit. Fucking saccharine glurge.

Toráh en España #fundie

Light passes through water molecules present in the air following a precipitation event, and is bent, or refracted, into a spectrum band. Like…this is third grade, “learned it by watchin Bill Nye” shit.

Chris Aldridge #crackpot #fundie

As the Greeks would say, ti sto diaolo?

Seriously, what the fuck? Did this guy watch Clash of the Titans while stoned? Because, yeah, good way to watch the movie, I imagine, but come back down to reality once the credits roll, m'dude.

Also, am I the only one here with crippling thalassophobia? I so much as see an angler fish on tv and my initial response is to nuke the sea from orbit until the water monsters go away.

Jerry Derecha/Adrenogate #crackpot #conspiracy #wingnut #magick #ufo

So, a Satan-fueled world conquering conspiracy created a lab-grown ubermensch for the sole purpose of…winning Super Bowls? Am I getting that right? Lex Luthor spent billions to creating a massive death ray, and then only uses it to make microwave popcorn? Something like that?

Jerry, I'm sure you get told this all the time from many people - strangers, friends, your own mother, the voices in your head - but you are a unique flavour of fucking mental, aren't you?

Marjorie Taylor Greene #wingnut #dunning-kruger

@Sasha #106106
It'll be a healthy mix of, “Bill Gates invented cancer and the cancer cure to time travel Jesus into the modern era so Bill Gates can punch him and force him at jab-point to be gay!” and “Loony Libtard Left puts thousands of oncol…oncololol…cancer doctors, out of work!”

You know, for a given definition of “healthy.”

Candace Owens #dunning-kruger

Truly, the greatest mind of the GOP. Candy reminds me of the doctor from the webcomic Oglaf. (I only read it for the articles.)
The sort of person who insists despite all presenting evidence that she knows what she's doing, but even the most cursory of examinations would reveal that not only does she not know what she's doing, she doesn't even know what she should be doing, ie, claiming to be a doctor without even knowing what the fucking hell a doctor is or what they do. That's Candy.

Marjorie Taylor Greene #wingnut #dunning-kruger

Of course she'd do a whataboutism comparing Covid prevention measures to cancer. I mean, she'd be a candidate for Fuckwit of the Year if all she did was read off the menu at her local Denny's (by dint of her somehow turning the menu into a three-hour long soliloquy about why Muslims bad and insurrectionists good, capped off with her sticking her fat nose into some rando's mailslot to scream at them.) Like, yeah, what else was she gonna do, think about the consequences of her actions and reconsider being a fucking terrible person? Not this fucking year, kids.

Bennett Lee Ross #crackpot #ufo #magick #conspiracy

Does he mix crushed mushrooms into his morning coffee? How the hell does the human brain get so broken that this string of nonsense becomes de rigueur?

FAKE NEWS for the Zionist agenda #racist #wingnut #conspiracy

"JIMMY, THE COMPUTER'S DOING THAT THING WITH THE BIG LETTERS AGAIN!!”
“*Sigh!* Grampa, did you press the Caps Lock key again?”
“I DON'T KNOW, I THINK THE JEWS PRESSED IT TO MAKE ME LOOK STUPID!”
“Grampa, that shit isn't cool, knock it off with the Nazi stuff, okay? Mom said if you don't, then I can't come over to help you look up pictures of German lady wrestlers stepping on turtles anymore."
“DID I EVER TELL YOU ABOUT THE TIME I SAW HEDY LEMARR STEP ON A PEACH? THAT DAME HAD FEETS, LET ME TELL YOU!”
“On second thought, maybe Mom has the right idea.”

Candace Owens #conspiracy #fundie #wingnut

But only (in Minecraft), right Candy? Wouldn't want to possibly incite actual violence, and then go through all the trouble of feigning innocence, would we?

Prussian Society of America #racist

I imagine Melvin's thought processes during a conversation with anyone else would go like this:

Other person: *Speaks their native language*
Melvin (thinking): Ugh! They're speaking Foreign again. I only listen to the Kaiser's German, peasant, like a real man.

Then he fixes his fedora firmly in place, and with a sweep of his trenchcoat, is off again to point out how his dead empire is somehow better than the nations that built themselves upon it's bones.

Stonetoss #wingnut #conspiracy #crackpot #dunning-kruger #mammon

On behalf of art, I take offense to you calling what you puke onto your Wacom as “art.” Andy Warhol is art. Da Vinci is art. Yoshitaka Amano is art. George Perez is art. You, you sad piddling prat, are to art what bathroom graffiti is to James Joyce and the long-form epic poem. I imagine that your villain origin story is, some girl, or black guy, or gay guy, or triumvirate of said people, did or said something you took umbrage with, most likely mere dint of their existence, and having no other outlet for your impotent fury at their “otherness,” opted instead to take cartooning out behind the woodshed and re-enact scenes from Deliverance upon it's fetid corpse. When your opinion is “these people should not be allowed to live, and I would gladly bludgeon them to death with the raging stiffy the very thought of killing them gives me,” then no, duckfucker, your opinion should not be shared and your works should be tossed into the deepest hole in the internet's darkest oubliette.

Jelaila Starr/Nibiruan Council #ufo #magick #crackpot

@Sasha #105731

Shit, I missed that. My Caitian admiral in STO looks normal-sized, guess she must be a runt or something. Probably not one of the 9D breed, I guess.

Clif High #crackpot #conspiracy #wingnut #dunning-kruger

It is a fact that Biden takes bribes from the CCP who are selling Uighur organs into the global medical marketplace, including ‘fresh harvested’ from both prime adult and CHILDREN ‘specimens’.

Present your evidence, then we'll take you seriously. Otherwise, pull your pants up and stop talking out your ass.

But this is not true to the progressive or wokian.

Or to anyone else living in “reality.”

It is only a factual ‘lie’.

Agreed. you claiming all of this is a lie. Factually, you are lying. It is, in fact, a lie. Very good, gold star, 10/10, no notes.

Jelaila Starr/Nibiruan Council #ufo #magick #crackpot

…What game? Is it that weird board game from DS9 that Jumanji'd people into actual danger? Or that Russian Roulette-style game from Alien Nation that threatened to spray corrosive-to-the-aliens seawater into the player's face at random? I mean, the whole thing about Caitians being real is bonkers-in-pants enough, but I'm stuck on “the universe is a really big game of Candyland.”

Occult World #magick

*Starts furiously taking notes*

Shit, this is good stuff. If I ever finally do get into D&D, I think I've got the bones of some good worldbuilding right here. I should touch this up on my Worldanvil so it's not quite so “eat colloidal silver to stop leprechauns from stealing your eyelashes”-ish, though.

@arp #105703

…You do you, chere. No pun intended.

Herbanomic.com #quack #crackpot #mammon

@arp #105699

And the silver. Why the silver?

To keep those pesky werewolves from taking our precious bodily fluids, of course.

I've forgotten a fair bit of my biology classes, but I am pretty certain that DNA can't transmit information so much as it simply is information.

As for the whole “deliver much-needed oxygen and hydrogen to your immune system,” you can do that just by drinking water.

Ron Johnson #fundie #homophobia #conspiracy

Fauci did the exact same thing with AIDS. He overhyped it (…) He created all kinds of fear, saying it could affect the entire population when it couldn’t.

Weird. Why didn't he just consult the reams of data and centuries of research we had on AIDS and HIV, which naturally would have been gathered from the very dawn of time? What's that? New virus, nobody knew what it could do, how it transmitted, or who exactly was susceptible?

And he’s doing, he’s using the exact same playbook with COVID, ignoring therapy, pushing a vaccine

See previous statement vis-a-vis the novelty of the virus and the lack of information on it. He's doing the best he can, trying to keep the plates of society spinning, while you fucks whine about every little inconvenience asked of you to save lives. He'll make mistakes, but he's still far more trustworthy than chugging dewormer.

Oh, and on that point…

There is literally nothing in an anti-parasitic that would have any affect on any invasive vector that isn't a parasite. It doesn't work on bacteria or viruses, it only works on parasites. Using ivermectin on a virus is like expecting aspirin to cure a diabetic coma - what fucking chemical mechanism is supposed to be at work there? Learn chemistry, take some biology, do some actual fucking sciencing before you open your damned fool mouth, or sit down, shut up, and listen to the man who went to actual fucking medical school.

Fucking clowns.

Charlie Kirk #conspiracy #fundie #wingnut

Prussian Society of America #sexist #conspiracy #homophobia #transphobia #racist

Of course Melvin hates smart women. They see through his bullshit.

Liz Wheeler #conspiracy #quack #wingnut

Or third option, you're neither immune nor vaccinated, and are thus at risk. Because it's not like there was a huge disinformation campaign about the vaccine headed by assholes who value yelling at the waiter in person more than they do human life.

Various TERFs #crackpot #pratt #transphobia #conspiracy

Once again; “Yay, we've stripped ciswomen of their rights, which are also the rights we've been fighting for! Nothing stupid about that!”

I'm starting to think anti-LGBTQ+ people need a special uniform so you know what kind of person you're dealing with by sight alone, like how the Klan has pointy hoods, the Nazis had Hugo Boss, and Florida has wraparounds and cutoff jorts. Maybe something in a beige straightjacket and anti-biting mask?

Candace Owens #conspiracy #fundie #wingnut

“These dummy eggheads told us to do something so the bad thing would go away! Well, I didn't do any of what they told me to do, and the bad thing didn't go away, so the dummy eggheads are dumb and evil and the people chugging pet dewormer and seeing phantom spiders under their skin are right and awesome!”

Jesus fucking Christ, Candy, I weep for the trained chimps that have to dress you every morning.

Anonymous #fundie #conspiracy #crackpot #dunning-kruger #magick

I also have video evidence of Bigfoot. It's simply chilling - a Seattle man hit one with his car, and took it home, thinking it was dead. But it wasn't dead, just stunned, and what followed was a heartwarming series of shenanigans that led to an airborne dumpster ride, a Frenchman kicking Bigfoot in the nards and a Joe Cocker song.

Also, obligatory “SCP-1000 is exactly as intelligent as humans. Although they did cheat, using SCP-6783 to jumpstart evolution and build up their civilization.”

Liquid Rox #conspiracy #fundie #wingnut

So much self-fellating aggrandizement, it makes Rico Suave look like Dolly Parton.

I mean, did these people spend the last four years in an alternate universe where the Dotard wasn't a flabby, corrupt failure?

Ivo of Vega via Sharon Stewart #crackpot #ufo #magick #conspiracy

Laura Wood #conspiracy

So the government is both smart enough to fake horrors and tragedies on the regular, but dumb enough to let the FX guys from Troma Films do their photoshoots? Which is it, you glaring dolt, is the world run by the Masters of Evil, or Team Fucking Rocket?

Tory MP Nick Fletcher #sexist #conspiracy

God, can you imagine female versions of superior male characters? A girl version of Batman? Or lady Superman? A she-version of the Hulk? What gender-maddened wasteland would await the poor souls damned by wokeness to live in that hellscape world?

I swear, some people are so desperate for the scantest ghost of relevancy, they'll make up any old excuse to revive the moldering corpse of Mary Whitehouse.

Romana Didulo #conspiracy #psycho

@SpukiKitty02 #105209

Anytime I see her name, I think of Gene Ray, the poor schizophrenic who gave the world Time Cube. I'd say I hope she gets help, but here's the rub - she isn't schizophrenic, she's a fucking con artist stoking insane conspiracy nuts with her bullshit. She knows it's bullshit, she knows there's a non-zero chance she could inspire someone's death, and she just doesn't care. Why she hasn't been deported back to the Philippines for her crap is beyond me.