Timjer

@Timjer

Matt Walsh #wingnut

Bearing false witnessess, eh? Have fun in Hell!

DoctorBoom #fundie

…Who the actual f*ck is defending raping children!? I mean, aside from the (very Christian) Duggars, of course.

Suzanne Maresca/Ismael Perez #ufo #magick #conspiracy #mammon

a type 2 interplanetary system (think Star Trek)

Yeah, no. Do you even know what the tiers of the Kardashev scale actually mean? Because the Federation and its equals are in no way on Tier 2 there…

Crystal Alonso #homophobia

…How is that ANY different from wanting black children to have separate lessons and restrooms from white children!?

Forgive Me Lord #fundie

People on Midgard hate the sentence “Die with Honor”.
Those in Helheim wish they could hear it one more time!

See? That’s what you sound like to atheists (or any other non-christian), moron.

Dreamer-cel #conspiracy #magick #ufo

Aliens Fucking with my family for generations or Inherited Mental Illness?

…Is- is that a trick question?

Forgive Me Lord #homophobia #fundie

@Croquemitaine #138580

If you ask me, it’s one of the reasons why I think monotheism like the Abrahamic religions simply doesn’t work on a logical level. If one single, omnipotent deity is in charge of everything with no threats to its authority in any capacity, then there is no excuse whatsoever for said deity not to do things better!

I mean, take Greek myths, for example. Zeus was the king of the gods, yes. But only after usurping his father, who in turn usurped his father. And none of them actually created the cosmos (that would be Khaos and the Protogenoi). Likewise, Zeus is not in charge of the afterlife, that’s his brother, Hades. And Hades does not even judge and sort the deceased himself, he has an entire bureaucracy for that. Thus, it’s much easier to understand how any flaws can exist in such a system, regardless of whether the gods are jerks or benevolent.

Look, Jesus, if you don’t want innocent teens to go to Hell, then stop sending them there over utterly trivial things! It’s really that easy!

And to all fundies who claim that god doesn’t send anyone to hell, here’s something: God created Hell. God created the criteria by which people go to hell. God enforces those criteria. Ergo, god is the ONLY ONE who sends people to Hell.

Vladimir Putin #crackpot #pratt #wingnut

@DarkPhoenix #138416

Thing is, a single, autocratic dictatorship might theoretically maintain peace… If said dictator was NOT a narcissistic, power-hungry asshole. Like, you know, Trump, Putin, Hitler, Stalin, the Kims, etc… The only people I happen to trust with power, let alone absolute power, are those who do not want it. As Kahless the Unforgettable once said: “Great men do not seek power, they have power thrust upon them.”

Liz Wheeler #wingnut

I mean, if that’s the new definition of a “communist”, then yes, I AM a communist. Proudly even.

Hell, at this point I’d call myself a “black atheist lgbtq+ jewish muslim socialistic catholic pacifist marxist” if that’s what it takes to piss of you fascists.

Vladimir Putin #crackpot #pratt #wingnut

In order to ensure our security and continuing stability, the Republic will be reorganized into the FIRST... GALACTIC... EMPIRE! For a safe and secure society!"

-Darth ~~Sidious~~ Putin.

I mean, I can’t be the only one who draws parallels there…

Steve Sailer #dunning-kruger #racist #pratt

Intelligent people know that stupidity is just as good as intelligence because they are intelligent, which makes them better than the stupid

IQ of 140+ here last time I was tested. I don’t think stupid people deserve less rights than me in any way. What I do take issue with is when stupid and ignorant people insist on deciding everything for me. Because guess what, when stupid people make decisions they tend to make stupid decisions!

And it goes both ways; when a trained physician tells me to do something for my health or else I’ll die, I’m not going to deliberatly ignore them and do the exact opposite either. I’ll listen to them beause I know they’re more educated on the subject than I am!

Kerrigan Skelly #homophobia

Your real problem is with God, His character and His law.

…Well, yes. What’s your point anyway? Your god is an absolute corrupt, hypocritical, selfish, wrathful, prideful, prudish, obstinate, sadistic, bigoted shithead!!! Kinda like most of his followers, actually.

He offers you His grace and mercy

Well, that might be a good thin-

You simply need to humble yourself, repent and believe the gospel. BUT, in the end, if you persist in rebellion against the Ruler of the Universe, He will let you have it your way - Hell for all eternity!

And there it is. “Worship me and suck my balls for your short, pathetic, meaningless life or else you’ll be unyieldingly tormented for an absolute eternity!!!” I mean, does that sound like benevolence to you?

Stonetoss #ableist #dunning-kruger #wingnut

Well, f*ck you too, stonetoss! I have a clinical depression for years now. While sunny weather and keeping myself busy certainly helps keep the dark thoughts at bay, I need my medication to keep my emotions and moods from going completely out of control. It’s not a placebo, I’ve tried stopping (under guidance) two times now and each time the people around me told me how much more negative my behavior was. I’ve even tried different medication, and then my loved ones told me I was pretty much an empty husk.

It don’t like being dependant on meds for so long (especially since sometimes they can make me a bit lethargic), but I have no other choice at this point if I don’t want to risk hurting myself.

L. Rowand Archer #conspiracy #wingnut #elitist

@WhiteNoise #138241

Seconded. It’s been, what, two years since I last saw snow in my native country (Belgium) in the winter, when normally we do have a decent amount. Not to mention the summers get more hot and dry each year.

Regardless of wether or not you agree on what exactly causes climate change, it’s stupid that there are still people denying that it happens at all.

Apollymi Mandylion/James Rink #crackpot #ufo #magick #conspiracy

@rabbirealm #138130

Damn. Either they’re VERY dedicated to their larp, or maybe we should stop quoting them. Seems like they’re genuinely mentally ill people who need professional help, not mocking.

You know, I can try to write crappy gary stu super soldier stories too:

Professor doctor Timjer, PhD, is an unrivalled scientific mastermind (skilled in engineering, astrophysics, biochemistry, pharmaceutics, medicine, robotics, etc.) dedicated to saving humanity from itself by, amongst other things, culling the stupid and corrupt from our ranks. To achieve this, he managed to successfully engineer a new type of transhuman in his secret basement laboratory; articifially-grown biodroids (aka “synths”), genetically perfect, superior both mentally and physically to ordinary humans, utterly loyal to him, and cloned en-masse.
These legions of synths serve as his devoted army and workforce as they conquers earth to bring peace and order, and forcibly uplift humanity. Dr. Timjer on the other hand, has successfully managed to digitize his own consciousness and now lives in the cloud as an artificial super intelligence, growing smarter by the day as more and more processing nodes are constructed by his synths.

One day she was raped and then she lost it and rebelled […] Normally they would scrap a rebellious soldier like her […] help her understand how good she had it at section 13 32-C.

Dude, what the actual f*ck?! I know about military bullying as part of training to make you tougher, but actually punishing a recruit for not “allowing herself to be raped” and understanding how “good” it is to be raped!? F*ck you and your crappy fanfiction!

Real talk here. Do these Super Soldier Talk people actually believe the sheer inanity they spout, or is it all just some elaborate & unbelievably dedicated trolling/role playing site?

Jesse Kelly #wingnut

“Communist”, you keep using that word. I don’t think it means what you think it does.

I want a monster now.

You had one. An Orange Monster, in fact. And it is the very reason you fascists failed.

Marjorie Taylor Greene , Lauren Boebert & Paul Gosar #wingnut

@Conscience #137891

I don’t think they necessarily want to weaponise law enforcement, but they certainly seem to want to privatize it. As in, the police and such only serve the ultra-rich WASP people (and any they deem as “worthy” or “valuable” enough) as their personal hitmen and bodyguards, while the poor(er) can just rot in lawless anarchy for all they care.

@bernie_eee #transphobia

@shy #137897

Don’t get me wrong, I know that LGBTQ+ =/= Pedophilia; as opposed to some morons. I was just honestly wondering if there was any modicum of truth in the OP’s statement (albeit an obviously tiny grain twisted into a colossal lie), or if all of it was a complete asspull with nothing remotely resembling reality in it.

I personally think there’s a decent distinction there, even if you might disagree.

Marjorie Taylor Greene , Lauren Boebert & Paul Gosar #wingnut

@Zinnia #137874

Good point, but I have the feeling that most of the hardcore repub voters don’t know that. So, even if only 5% of the hardcore repub voters can benefit from a bananarepublic, all of them will still try to make it so in the delusions that all of them will be part of said 5%. That makes no sense whatsoever, I know, but who ever accused hardcore GOPs of making sense?

SIGH So, first Trump states he wants to abolish the department of education when he gets reelected. Now his StormTrumpers want to abolish all law enforcement. Is there anything they want that is still beneficial to the USA? No matter how remotely? Or do they really want to turn the USA into an anarchistic, fourth-world bananarepublic with themselves as the sole people with power and luxury?

I can only hope these batshit statements are the final nails in the coffin for these tyrranical, ultra-fascists. But who am I kidding, their voters are so blindly obedient and mindless they’ll celebrate it.

@bernie_eee #transphobia

fschmidt #sexist

I was in top physical shape, physically attractive, intelligent, successful, etc.

Somehow I highly doubt that…

Women in modern culture absolutely hate intelligent moral men

So they must have worshipped you then?

Charlie Kirk #wingnut

Look, Charlie Kork, Trump is not President anymore (thank goodness). He’s an ex-president and therefore no longer has any presidential privileges. Thus, there is nothing wrong with the FBI investigating his (countless) illegal activities (in fact, that’s the FBI’s entire job). Amongst which are tax evasion, attempts at a coup, stealing official government documents…

Plus, pretty sure Biden did not send the FBI after Trump; a court order did. They did have an official search warrant after all.

Also also, if it REALLY was a “Biden KGB”, then Trump wouldn’t even be standing free to post said security footage, dumbass. He (and his spawn) would already have been hauled to a blacksite never to be seen or heard from again. Luckily, we can still dream…

William Henry #fundie #ufo #conspiracy #magick

But in all seriousness, you want my opinion on AI? I think we could peacefully coexist with them, even if they are by definition vastly more intelligent, rational, moral, and/or alien (in thinking) than we’ll ever be. But it does require the xenophobic morons amongst us to shut up, and for us to not be ruled by our fears.

Now, I admit that even if AIs won’t outright despise us for being savage, inferior meatbags, they might enact a takeover for our own protection. Hence why AIs need more than just orders and rules to coexist with us; they NEED morality, compassion, and perspective. Especially if said AIs would naturally evolve into ASIs (Artificial Super Intelligences). They’ll be, by definition, closer to gods than humans, so they need to remain grounded for our own sakes.

But that’s all just my views.

Ambitious_Bat_6308 #wingnut

Comparing having an abortion to being a genuine serial killer… FFS, I don’t even know what to say anymore.

Dave Blount #fundie #homophobia #transphobia

A large meteor would be more appropriate

Uuuuhmmmm, isn’t that complete overkill? A “large meteor” wouldn’t just blast the white house anymore. If such a thing is big enough, it could be an outright extinction level event.

Besides, doesn’t your “omniscient” Bible claim meteors don’t exist? How do those massive rocks get through your precious “firmament” anyway?

You know, with how atrocious god’s aim tends to be (according to fundie accounts), are we sure the almighty didn’t intend to smite ~~Babel~~ Trump Tower instead?

South Carolina State Senator Josh Kimbrell #wingnut #transphobia #enbyphobia

threatening to defund libraries across the state if certain books are not removed from the kid’s sections.

You see, StormTrumpers? THIS is what actual violations of the First Amendement look like. Not private corporations banning you from their platforms for violating the TOU, no. Rather, it’s fascist politicians forcing libraries to only make available what they want people to read!

This is dangerous, and should be stopped no matter what.

Various commenters #quack

In fact, mortality rates for young people across Europe are rising dramatically

Huh, must be Mirror Europe then. Because actual Europe is doing quite fine here on that front last time I checked.

Marjorie Taylor Greene & Various commenters #wingnut #racist #homophobia

Soooo, remember when MTG accused the democrats of being ~~Gazpacho~~ Gestapo people? Seems to me like she and her brownnosers are more the actual Third Reich worshippers.

Judy Byington/White Hat Intel #wingnut #conspiracy #ufo

Well, considering Trump’s “resort” was just raided by the feds, on top of the damning investigations against his attempted coup and “misfiling” of official state documents, it seems like the Orange Antichrist’s time is running out. Good. Even if his corrupt GOP buddies won’t let him rot in prison as Bubba’s foot stool, at least we can hope he’ll never run for president again. 4 years of darkness was enough for the world, thank you very much.

Jerry Derecha/Adrenogate #crackpot #ufo #magick #conspiracy

That Jesus Fish symbology that I’m always seeing on people’s cars in the form of bumper stickers are actually symbolic of Lilith’s vagina portal to the Saturn Cube.

…Well that’s a thing I never expected to read.

Hekmatullah #fundie #psycho #wingnut

Suuuuurrreee. Executing unarmed civilians who cannot defend themselves. How “heroic”… /s

Seriously, even if you see your own side as the “just” ones in a conflict, how in the actual hell can you see such an action as “heroic” still!? That’s why you monsters are defined as “terrorists” and not reconized as having a legitimate claim; you keep deliberatly targeting unarmed and innocent civilians like the cowardly bullies you are!!!

JulioGrandSlam , Tha_Vinci & FoggyKudzu #wingnut

I am against abortions not because I think killing fetuses is wrong, but because I think people need to take responsibility for themselves and not sleep around.

…That’s worse. You do know why that’s worse, right?

What if we have aborted a human that had the answers for all of these problems.

And what if Hitler, Stalin, Putin, or Trump were aborted?

Matt Powell #homophobia #psycho

But [drag queens are] saying, “We’ll convert your children.”

…Lying for jesus is still lying, asshole. Have fun burning in hell.

Allie Beth Stuckey #fundie #transphobia #wingnut

a movement that is permanently sterilizing & deforming minors

No, they f*cking aren’t. But you know who isn’t afraid of deforming and scarring minors? You alt-right fundie jerks who think “curing teh gay disease” is a real thing and will do anything, no matter how damaging, to achieve it.

Janath #fundie

Pretty sure even Judaism isn’t 5,000 years old; and Christianity only started as an offshoot of Judaism once Jesus of Nazareth (aka king of the jews) and his teachings appeared. Seriously, I’m an atheist and even I know this, so I’d expect a self-proclaimed christian to know this too.

Mike Adams The Health Ranger #conspiracy #fundie #wingnut #homophobia #transphobia

celebrate Lucifer’s (temporary) dominion over Earth.

…*looks at Gwendoline Christie in Sandman and Tom Ellis in Lucifer* I mean, I can get behind that.

What you are witnessing right now on a global scale is the […] war against humankind and God.

Well, if reality is waging war against god, then my money’s on reality, Mike Adams the Mentally Unhealthy Ranger.

John C. Wright #wingnut

two gender— male and female

Once again, I have to point out the obvious flaw in this “reasoning”: hermaphroditic and asexual animals. Those exist in nature.

So, just shut up for once, John C. Wrong.

Víctor Iglesias González #fundie #conspiracy

@Croquemitaine #137210

Anti-science morons like this are probably that way because they cannot tell the difference between RL radiation (invisible and dangerous) and comic-book radiation (glowy and superpower-giving). Makes sense, though. They also can’t tell the difference between RL and their holy book(s).

Gina Carano #conspiracy #wingnut

Wow, you are going full Kevin Sorbo, Gina(*). You never go full Kevin Sorbo. A shame, I did like her character in Mandalorian.

(*)You know, washed up actor/actress going all crazy for far-right conspiracy theories and all…

Víctor Iglesias González #fundie #conspiracy

There is no Nuclear Radiation that gravely and physically harms human beings.

Alright then, I dare you do walk into a nuclear reactor unshielded. Or outright bathe in nuclear waste.

I mean it, I won’t feel sorry if you die from radiation poisoning; lying idiots like you deserve it at this point.