You pass Jenny Hobbs in the hallway, the girl you thought was so cute in the 6th grade. She now has a nose ring and half of her hair is dyed blue. The other half of her hair is shaved off. "She used to be so pretty," you say to yourself. "What happened?"
As others have said, she doesn’t exist for you and you don’t get to judge today’s beauty standards by your own. Plus, that’s been considered pretty in for quite some time now, considering I went to school in the ‘90s and all that was in then. Don’t pretend this is something new.
Also, Mikey, people change, and nobody, including cute girls, needs your permission to do so. There have been many times in my life when I thought someone was cute and then years later didn’t think so anymore. That’s part of life.
In math class, you're shocked to learn that your test paper was graded an "F" even though you answered every question right. "Getting the right answer is not important," your pink-haired math teacher tells you. "It's a sign of inherent racism. So I've signed you up for Diversity Training. Be here on Saturday if you want to pass my class."
This is just plain stupid.
In history class, you notice the flag of the United States has been replaced by a rainbow flag. Next to it is a picture of a smiling Joe Biden and the words "Our President." Surrounding Biden's picture are hearts and smiley faces.
Usually the US flag and the rainbow trans flag fly together.
Your friend Davey is absent. He was jumped by a gang of "youths" on his way home from school yesterday and is now in the hospital.
Oh, just come out and say what you want to, Mikey, you racist shit.
Sheila Johnson, a snotty, pinch-nosed white girl, stands up and "confesses" her racism to the rest of the class.
This is idiotic.
That tough guy who beat you up in grade school is now wearing a dress so he can use the girl's locker room. He hides his phone under his skirt and snaps pictures of girls in various stages of undress. You can buy them for ten bucks apiece.
That’s not happening but nice transphobia to go with your racism! What a surprise…
"And by the way," your teacher announces, "Mr. Harrison your music teacher is no longer Mr. Harrison. His name is now Doris. You will address him as Ms. Harrison. Anyone who doesn't comply will be suspended."
So, aside from what @KeithInc. said, what kind of school is this? In the US system, elementary schools have music class but other levels don’t. Other levels may have more specific things like choir or band as electives or after school activities, but not ‘music’. And it’s been this way for quite some time. So is this teenager in elementary school or does Mikey here just have his head up his ass? I’m voting for the latter, although maybe Mikey hung out with elementary school students as a teenager. Wouldn’t put it past him.
"If I can just make it till lunch," you tell yourself, only to discover that Meatloaf Monday in the cafeteria has been replaced by a delicious concoction of bug paste.
If it’s delicious it’s got one up on the old cafeteria meatloaf so why complain?
Such is life for teen boys growing up in America today. Schools are now Communist indoctrination centers, staffed by mentally ill teachers pushing all manner of sexual depravity on their students.
*facepalm
@Lucilius #165774
Mikey doesn’t believe that Biden is president.