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AbuMubarak #fundie

“i guess a question comes to mind, if humans evolved from monkeys, then why are there still monkeys? shouldnt they all be extinct?”
Yep. That’s how it works. If you generate a new species you have to die out. That’s why there’s only one species of deer, one species of big cat, one species of Penguin, one species of shark, one of whales, one of dolphins, one of rabbits, one of spiders…
You have an amazing lack of understanding of a program you feel confident in mocking.

Walking Saint #fundie

“Atheists: when you don't believe in god who created all these things on earth then why do you use them?”
Like what, water? Water is real.
Air? Air is real.
Unicorns? I don’t use them, they’re not real.
Gods? I don’t use them, certainly not as the creators of water, air, gravity, sunlight, whatever.

"none of the things have just fallen off or just like that appeared.”
Are you sure? Some of the brilliant minds think that nature abhors Nothing, and Something appears under such conditions.
How would you go about proving it does NOT happen?

"so if you don't believe in creator then you don't have right to use his created things too”
Nonsense you fucking idiot. If i don’t believe in gods, i don’t believe in attributing creation to them, nor do i grant them any rights to property.

“why are you all so aggitated?”
Because you’re a fucking moron.

“if you cant answer simple question that means you are afraid of TRUTH.”
Hardly. When you play monopoly, if i tell you that the space you want to buy belongs to my teddy bear, who isn’t even playing, would you honor my statement or call me an idiot?

“looks like those who are screaming here cant hide their frustration”
With your idiocy, not with Da Troof.

“science , invention, discovery, computer all these happens due to man having intelligent brain."
Noh, I’ve seen some dumb people make discoveries.

“and that inteligent brain is created by god.”
Sez you. Proof?

“ so i have every right to use them then you people.”
You have as much a right to use anything in the universe as i do. No more, no less.

Peter B. Meyer #crackpot #conspiracy #racist

“What if the ‘Great Flood’ took place only 150 years ago,”
There are trees older than that. And unlike the authors of the OT, we know that trees need to breathe. They’d have drowned underwater for 10-12 months.
And WE know that freshwater fish can’t survive in salt water, so there wouldn’t be many fish in rivers, streams, lakes, ponds.
WE also know that insects breathe. Noah only saved the animals that breathed through their nostrils.

"and the world of the past was far more advanced culturally and technologically than it is today?”
You want the Bible to be true AND the previous civilization to know that the sky isn’t solid?

“The Deep State cabal created a cataclysm and used it and the resulting chaos to seize power.”
If you can create a cataclysm from scratch, you ARE In power.

Gump (LGSO) #fundie

“I could say the science is the crutch of the weak.”
He said on the internet, broadcast over satellite, from his networked computer.

“How? Because if you believe in science, you need facts.”
If you’re using science, yes.

“If it can't be proven, you choose not to believe.”
That’s not how it works. I don’t disbelieve everything that can’t be objectively demonstrated. But if it can be proven, then i can confidently call people fools, who choose not to believe anyway.

“Therefore it gives you carte blanche to behave in any way you see fit.”
Ah. With no god, no morality.
Human civilization would not work, then, even down to a basic level of clans, packs, villages.

“In other words, since no one can prove with 100% certainty there is no God, no afterlife, then how I behave on this earth has no real consequence.”
No, if there’s no afterlife, then the consequences of crime here on Earth are ALL that matter.

“Sounds pretty convenient if you ask me.”
If the ONLY thing keeping you from rape and murder and double parking is a god, you’re a psychopath.

Elvis Dunderhoff #homophobia #sexist #psycho

You know, if the Jan 6ers had stormed the Emirate’s capital, they’d have been killed. None of this namby-pamby months or years in prison, or time with an ankle monitor. REAL justice.
And the guy that shot Ashli Babbit would have emptied his clip into the crowd well before that.

Sub-Sero #fundie #conspiracy

EPHRIAM777 #fundie

“So...what YOU believe IF you trace it back to it's beginings is...We all came from..Rocks...!!”
There’s a lot of stuff before and after the rock part. So it’s just an arbitrary place to say ’it’s [sic] beginning.’
So, you’re just pointing to what you find the most objectionable.

"Granny was a rock..???
Grandma was an ape, thanks. Of course, so is my granddaughter. If it’s what HAPPENED, then there’s no point being offended by it.

“..and you make fun of Christians who believe we were created by God..?”
Well, yeah. The whole process of establishing that we come from ‘rocks’ involves a lot of people backing up each other’s observations.
You got a few guys saying that other guys saw miracles and you cannot reproduce either the miracle or the witnesses. And you believe. Someone says to you that they won 40 million in the lottery, you’re going to ask for evidence.

David J. Stewart #fundie

“Hell is no joking matter friend.”
EVERYTHING is a joking matter, idiot. If nothing else, we tell a sketchy anecdote, and laugh off that ’I’m going to Hell for that joke.’

“The highway to Hell is real.”
Highway to Hell, Stairway to Heaven… I realize my knees won’t be real in the afterlife, but driving sounds a lot more comfortable.

“Please don't choose Hell instead of Heaven. Why would you do such a foolish thing?”
I don’t believe either can possibly be real, but if the choice is kissing that psychopath’s ass or being honest, I’m probablyh hell-bent.

“Whether you believe that a literal burning Hell exists where unrepentant sinners will spend eternity is irrelevant from the fact that it truly does exist.”
That’s not a coherent argument, much less a compelling one.

“You may not believe in electricity, but drop a radio into your bathtub without a ground fault circuit interrupt (GFCI) outlet and see what happens.”
Okay. Where’s the bathtub I can measure God in?

"Goodbye Charlie! Many people have been electrocuted over the past half century by electrical appliances falling into their bath water. ZZZHHHH!!!!”
Were any of the a-electricityists?

“Even after ten trillion years, it won't even be the beginning of your eternal damnation”
Yeah, yeah, yeah, God loves you so much you’re gonna burn even after the heat death of the universe.

David J. Stewart #fundie

But Davie, once you alienate everyone in that community, who will you share your gospel with, lacking the Internet?
Also, i have WAY too many medical problems to go back that far in time. The diabetes alone would kill me, plus the retina would not have been reattached, and i’d probably have buried at least six kids.
Also, it’s very incel-like that you need someone else to take all these conveniences away, you don’t just go live in a Unabomber cabin. You seek perfection but won’t life a finger to achieve it.

Jon #sexist #transphobia #wingnut

“I remember when men were men. Not weak losers.”
Men hold most of the power in the government, the military, corporate America. Men still go to gyms and bench press a small car. Men still play all the violent sports.
But most men are becoming PC, aren’t they?

I think you’re thinking of a time when you could joke about minorities and women without catching shit.
It’s not masculinity you miss, I’m thinking, it’s privilege.

Candace Owens #conspiracy #dunning-kruger

“The older I get”
Or the more conservative the audience you aim for.

“the more absurd the concept of “dinosaurs roamed the earth until a great big meteor hit” becomes to me.”
Do you not understand it? or whhat? What’s the absurdity? Do you think that dinos were great big lizards, and stronger than an impact?

Have you never seen a disaster movie based on the idea a meteor could fall from the sky and wipe out humanity?

I just can’t see where the story falls apart, in your head.

OH! Are you claiming there never WERE dinosaurs?

elfmaiden14 #fundie

“I was adopted.”l
At what age, i wonder? How many years spent in foster care?
Are you sympathetic to the unadopted kids who age out of the foster system?

“Alot of ppl who have abortions commit suicide too, dipshit,”
A lot o f people who have miscarriages do, too.
As do people who actually produce a baby.
To argue against abortion, you need a problem that’s UNIQUE to abortion.

“due to giult.”
Guilt, post-partum depression, etc.

“And abortion is immensely dangerous;”
So is pregnancy.
So is childbirth.
Look up the death rates in, say, Alabama for pregnant women, women in childbirth.

"there all kinds of side effects.”
Right now women are dying because it’s against the law to treat a treatable condition if it MIGHT affect the fetus.
Cancer,ectopic pregnancies, they can’t even remove a miscarriage in some states due to anti-abortion legislation.

"They might start trying to kill babies and little kids that they see just walking down the street!!!”
Wait, if they feel guilt for THEIR abortion, they’re going to kill MORE children, this is what you’re saying?

"Abortion is more trouble than it's worth.”
That should be the doctor’s and woman’s decision. Not your estimation.

Redeemed Zoomer #fundie

“I am seeing a shocking number of 13 year old boys with liberal parents”
Who apparently aren’t into brainwashing.

“and who go to woke public schools”
Again, showing a big lack of brainwashing.

“finding Christ and seeking tradition.”
At thirteen, we went on a field trip to Arco, the world’s first nuclear-powered city. One of the chaperones was a Catholic Priest. I made a point of using swear words casually where he might hear.
Nowhere near the authetically casual rate I swear at post-Naval-Service, but for South Central Idaho at that time, i was quite the little rebel.
Five years ago when i was blitzed on pain killers, i didn’t use one bad word the whole time we talked. Wife was quite impressed.

"We could see a revolt of young men in the near future.”
They’re feeling for the edge of the edgy envelope. Sounds like they’re not going to find it at home or at school, it’s going to fade away.

"The church needs to disciple young men to harness this energy.”
You go and do that thing! Tell them their rebellion is welcome and you’re going to use it to fight gays, trans, liberals, Drag Queens, and tits on Television.
I’m sure they’ll react with enthusiasm.

Gene #fundie

“Since we are a democracy those things should have been voted on by the American people.”
No, ‘rights’ are not up to a vote. What if the Mormons spent a huge amount of money getting people to vote that YOUR religion didn’t deserve 1st Amendment Rights?

"If the American people wanted slavery we should have had the right to keep it.”
So, let Americans own and demean other Americans? Leave it up to the states, say?
Maybe a state could make slavery legal, but nor limited to blacks? Just everyone with a low credit score gets sole on the slave block?

"If the American people want to keep blacks from marrying whites we should be allowed to do so.”
Is there any non-bigotry basis for such legislation?

"The majority rules (guided by Biblical principles obviously).”
Not how it works, and this is a secular country, doofus.

“Women should not be voting anyway.”
You seem really big on a right to discriminate, don’t you?
You don’t have that right.

“They're too inclined to make choices based on emotional appeal and they're easily deceived.”
Boy, THIS didn’t age well in the Age of MAGAts.…

“According to Biblical principle”
Not really a concern for The COuntry.

“Each home should be granted one vote, which the eldest male should cast.”
I vote that we outlaw the Bible. No votes for Christains.

RileyG #homophobia

Speaking of disgraceful, shut your fucking pie-hole.

May is National Military Appreciation Month.

You just missed it, you rank ass hypocritical poser.
Clearly you don’t really CARE about the military, past or present, you just want to bitch about gays.

And November has been, since 1996, National Veteran and Military Families Month.
It’s quite shameful that you don’t know that, but yap away at untruths.

Jon #sexist #transphobia #wingnut

“Changing genders is the weakest way out.”
Weak?
Could you do it?
I mean, as a challenge, could you go woman for a year? Not even with any surgery, just a chemical transition, makeup, wardrobe change?
Go on job interviews as a woman?
Go into a bar on Ladies Night?

You say it’s the choice of the weak, can you show us how easily a Real Man could take this challenge?

Redeemed Zoomer #fundie #homophobia #biphobia #transphobia

You call us fascist, but you see nothing at all wrong with murder, as long as it’s not someone you care about.
That’s not conservative, that’s fucking Neanderthal.

Taki Theodoracopulos #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

Do you have citations for ANY of these numbers?
“Did you know that 40 percent of Gen Z consider the American founders to be villains?”
The slave owners that wrote slavery into the Constitution? Imagine that…

“In fact, to be white in America today is to feel alienated and guilty”
No, it isn’t. I can trace family trees back to the Mayflower, but i don’t feel that way.
Of course, when i learned about bad things in history that white people did, I, and the rest of the class, all swore WE would never do such things. We didn’t sympathize with the villains.
I take it that you STRONGLY sympathize with some of them. Slavers, slave chasers, or election officials that set unreasanble standards for blacks to qualify for voting.
This is a problem entirely in your head, not your skin.

Courthead #fundie

“Part of Christianity is that God is greater than any scientific crap that man can come up with.”
But according to theistic scientists, they’re just using science to come to understand the World God made. So any science man comes up with is god.
You’re saying God’s greater than God. That’s incoherent, and heresy.

“ Thus, if I were using faith as support, I could instantly invalidate every scientific argument you had.”
Nope, because that’s not a scientific argument. So, that’s going to invalidate fuck-all.
It’s just you with your fingers in your ears screaming, “LALALALALALA”

"Note how this discussion will NEVER GO ANYWHERE.”
That would be your choice and your temper tantrum.

Parents With Inconvenient Truths about Trans #transphobia

“Little did we know, this seemingly innocent game was a gateway drug to cross-sex hormones, wrong-gender pronouns, and a replaced name.”

Oh my fucking god, desperately grasping at straws to insist your daughter is not real.

I played D&D from 1980 to 1986.
One of my fighters was female. I didn’t transition.
One of my thieves was a gnome. I’m not even into dwarf porn.
My only ranger was a centaur. Not into bestiality. Not a furry.
Also played Car Wars for about as long, and i don’t even have a gun in my glovebox IRL.

You give the game WAY too much power, and your daughter not enough credit.

T. Murray #dunning-kruger

“A phrase made up by men who have failed to achieve their goals to falsely assert superiority over "lesser" individuals who they cannot create a rational argument against.”
Um….no. When i label a post as ‘fractally wrong’ i mean it’s wrong at every level, every scale, and viewed from any angle. For example any post by Eric Hovind attacking Evolutionary Theory: He doesn’t actually understand what ToE says, he believes that ONLY atheists accept it, that there’s NO evidence for it, and that it MUST assume a godless universe, his critiques therefore miss the mark. There’s nothing to salvage in the entire post, unlike some where we can say ‘Right up to here you were okay, should have stopped talking then.’
I could argue against each individual error he makes, but the total sum of wrong is so overwhelming and often PRATTs.

"In a basic sense this phrase means "nana nana boo boo, stick your head in doo doo. " The use of it is a clear sign that the speaker has a firm belief in his own ideas,”
Um, as opposed to a tentative belief in our ideas?

"and will declare that everything he says is right and everything anyone else says is wrong.”
Nope, never said that.

“Many individuals who use this type of language hold a strong belief that everything is wrong with the world, and that they are the only perfect individuals,”
CItation needed because i think you’re making shit up.

“ but in reality these people are often socially-inept outcasts who still live with their parents and play Pokémon during their break at McDonald's.”
Now you’re just flinging shit through the bars of your cage…

“John: "Corn is yellow and grows on stalks."”
This would be an interesting example if you can show that anyone, ever, called it fractally wrong.
Again, you’re just making shit up.

Pastor Mark Burns #fundie #wingnut

I don’t recall Jesus taking his case to an appeals court.
I don’t think Jesus got to travel around the country during the trial, after the conviction.
Pretty sure Jesus’ lawyer didn’t have sidebars with Pilate…

Also, do you follow Jesus because he was prosecuted, or because he performed a miracle and got up after the sentence was served?

AimeeGurl #fundie

“People are idiots for blindly believing in science.”
I trust science, because it produces results. Not ‘believe.’

"but you don't realize more than half of science is based on things you can't see.”
I think you misunderstand the meaning of ‘observation’ in science.

“You guys swear buy big bang but you weren't there to see it. I have a witness, God, who is yours?”
Not gods, since i don’t see a reason to think any of them exist.
By your logic, we could only prove a murder by committing another murder in the exact same way, in front of the jury.

"Science can't even figure out how to cure cancer or isolate it from the gene pool so it is no longer a hereditary problem.”
And when they do, you’ll become a science believer? Or just shift the goalpost?

"I have someone who can do all that and more, God.”
Yeah, no one ever goes for cancer treatments, they just suck down all those ‘hopes and prayers’ and are all better the next day.

“Where's your super doctor? Oh can't help because he didn't make the phenomenon that is the human body?”
What is this, argument from sneering out illogical demands?

“Tsk. Tsk.”
Fuck off.

“Every time you see a "theory" that's something that's not guaranteed to be correct that's just something accepted as correct by a bunch of flawed people.”
And you think your superstition is better. It is to laugh.

"Science and math are plagued with them. You're putting your faith in people that aren't perfect and that makes you comfortable because you aren't perfect but imperfect people can't lead you to perfection.”
And god leads YOUR smug butt to perfection?

"I am a science and math major”
No, you’re not.
You’d at least know what the word ‘theory’ means.

“and I'm not half as dumb as people on here.”
But you’re a pretty good liar.

“Being Christian doesn't mean to be ignorant, I know to look for the science in the world my God created and I'm thankful for every bit of knowledge I get but with that understanding also comes the ability to discern what what I need to pass class and what science is questionable.”
When you say ‘science major’ you mean that you took science electives in high school, don’t you?
You certainly didn’t take extra courses in English.

“You rely on science to keep you alive everyday and it fails, everyday. I rely on God to keep me alive everyday”
And people who do that die, also.

"Atheist and scientists don't bother me for not believing in God you guys bother me because you don't accept your "faith" and circumstances for what they are.”
I’m so sorry that i don’t atheist in a manner that meets your bugfucking stupid expectations.
Come back after a college level course in biology, maybe.

Dale McNamme #fundie

“Our missles are a source of happiness for me”
Me, too. I work on those. I like the fact that they’re so awesome we don’t have to use them.

“as I contemplate sending the Ayatollah to see Allah and Mohammed in The Lake of Fire...”
Ah. So, you get a chubby over committing war crimes, good to know. I mean, since their nuclear program isn’t much of a threat to us. You would START a nuclear war. And once that goes, everyone’s going to launch. You’d destroy the world, with teh possible exception of researchers in Antarctica wondering why no one answers any more…
you would probably be n the same lake.

Denise #fundie

“If anyone tells you a woman can work outside the home AND be a "great mom" they are either lying or deceived.”
Or maybe you’re just fucking wrong?
MY kids were pretty impressed by their mom, and she’s worked in the Military, for the military, and been a school teacher.

“NO ONE can do both well. One MUST redefine "great mom" or even "great employee".”
And what’s your definition of ‘mom,’ then?
Well, no one’s perfect, so good ‘enough’ is certainly within reach.

“Because that woman IS letting someone down and someone is suffering for her choice.”
Gonna need some metrics, here, to figure if you’re talking out your ass or if you have a grasp.

“Employment outside the home, particularly full-time, indeed leads to a high rate of divorce. We've seen this over the years.”
Is it the employment that does this, or someone’s expectations?
I could definitely see it if the husband makes too great demands on the wife. Like not splitting the house chorse and expecting HER to do her job and all the housework.
Or maybe he demands that she give up her job to be a better wife/hose slave.
Need those definitions and metrics to flesh out these start claims.

“It also emasculates the man”
That’s your problem. My wife having a job did nothing to my masculinity.

“and his God-given role to be the provider and protector of the family.”
I thought god gave me a helpmeet, to share that burden? And roles are fucked, anyway. See how you wrap your existence up in your role?

"In addition, it increases his adamic bent to be lazy.”
I don’t see how. We cook 7 meals a week, i get two of them. We split the shopping, the laundry, the cleaning, the oral, and the bills. How in the fuck would i be less lazy if she did all the shopping?

Marian T. Horvat, Ph.D. #fundie

“Only Catholics can be true Christians.”
When the Proestants or Mormons or Wiggles say that Catholics are NOT Christains, i tend to think it’s not their job to judge. Won’t really know until after Judgment day.

"the Roman Catholic Church … Christian. The terms are synonymous.”
That’s laughable. ‘Catholic’ literally means ‘a wide variety of things.’ A merging of some very different faith traditions that existed when Constantine made Christainity his mascot religion, all of them sure they were Christains.

"Every time I hear the term Christian used for Protestants, I cringe.”
Meh. Certainty is nice, but that’s how we get Inquisitions, witch trials, and finger pointing.

Lewis Dovland #sexist #wingnut #enbyphobia #conspiracy #fundie

“If you are female, would you prefer a Harrison Butker type as your life partner?”
Poor start. Harrison Butthead doesn’t WANT a partner. He clearly wants a gally slave in the kitchen, with the additional sex and nanny apps loaded.

“Nature made men and women different from each other in a perfect and complementary yin/yang design[…]”
Nature? Don’t you mean ‘god,’ in your defense of the Catholic message?
And part of yin and yang is a bit of yang in yin, and vice versa. I know several women who want NO PART of Harrison in their yin.

“A man’s natural focus is problem solving, which is why women get frustrated when they bring an issue to their husbands and then he immediately goes into “problem solving mode”[…]”
Not all problems are reported as requests for the husband to take over. Sometimes a person just wants to vent, or has already ‘solved’ the problem and wants to share.
You seem to see women as lesser beings, helpless without the right man at their side (and slightly in front).

My wife is my partner, and i don’t have a man-bun, my beard is full, I’m pretty binary, and did 20 years in the military. She, by the way, did 11, we met in the chow line).

And from that line of shit, i can see that you live by stereotypes as much as Harrison. Good luck with that.

David J. Stewart #fundie

“Katy Perry has been featured (dressed like a whore) on Sesame Street, singing with Elmo. Clearly, Katy Perry's smut and evil is being targeted even at the youngest age girls.”
You know, Davey, Jesus hung out with Harlots, didn’t he?
I presume they were dressed as harlots,
Jesus didn’t judge them by what they wore.
That appears to be all you ever do.
Be more like Jesus, Dave, judge them by whether their standards are low enough that they’d fuck you.

Bro. Randy #fundie

“n our society, an earring is piece of jewlery worn by women,”
Sailors used to wear them in one ear for indicatng trips made around the world, the other ear to indicate times they survived a boat sinking. You’re projecting your experience and expectations over a LOT of society.

“therefore, for a guy to have a pierced ear symbolizes their affiliation with the sodomite community.”
It’s a fashion choice. Big whoop.

Navaros #fundie

“Darwinists fear, mock, and hate Chick Tracts”
Hmmm. I don’t fear them. I do mock them. I hate the hypocrisy of the Littering Missionaries.

“solely because Chick Tracts utterly obliterate Darwinism every single time.”
Dude, they quote HOVIND. That obliterates sweet fuck-all.

Jedi-Master-Yoda #fundie

“Well, I for one can prove, beyond reasonable doubt, that G-d exists...”
COOL! Been looking for that for 50 years.

“First though, you can't question or discount someone's belief anymore than they can set it before you as concrete fact.”
You just said beyond a reasonable doubt, now you backpedal.

“When I was growing up, I went to religious school at my synagogue every Sunday. One week the Rabbi took questions from the students. It just so happened that there was a thunderstorm outside that day at that moment.

Eventually he got a question that asked if G-d really existed (these question were all hand written and pre-submitted).

After he had read the question allowed... but before he could answer it, there was a bright flash of lightening, followed by a loud rumble of thunder. Let's put it this way... after that he did not bother answering the question.”
So, you were overimpressed by a coincidence of timing.
I mean, not even a lightning bolt ouf of a clear blue sky.
What a disappointing bullshit proof.

Rommel R. Alanis #fundie

“What shall an Atheist invoke?”
You mean like at Thanksgiving when i recite, “Good bread, good meat, good god, let’s eat”?

“that life is meaningless & without purpose???”
There’s no imposed purpose from a higher being, but that’s not the same as completely meaningless.

“Nihilists of the Dung heaps!!!..haha”
Dude, you’re the one who finds no meaning unless a supremely powerful being notices you. That’s pathetic, man.

Coleen Bsm #fundie

Sriram #fundie

"The objective of the Robin is to fly,"
That’s an intellectual understanding, innit?
You’re using the product of intellectual understanding to explain why we need less intellectual understanding. Kind of an own goal.

“Spirituality and religions try to wean us away from too much of intellectualism.”
Which has a better track record for treating cancer, intellectualism, religion, or spirituality?
Why do surgeons sterilize their scalpels? As a result of intellectualism, religion, or spirituality?
What produced the computer you posted this dreck on, or if more than one, which was predominant in the production of the personal computer, intellectualism, religion, or spirituality?

Crop production, food transportation, refrigeration, and the safe temperature to serve pork. We know how to do these things because: intellectualism, religion, or spirituality?

Intellectual pursuits produce results.
Spirituality produces excuses.

Eric Hovind #fundie

Not from a rock, Junior.
That’s something some idiot told Jack Chick was what the Theory of Evolution said.

But, yeah, we do tend to understand the life exists as the product of purely natural processes, however unlikely.
You apparently think that really, really, really long odds can ONLY be surmounted by divine action.
Who the fuck taught you odds?

radorth #fundie

This is the sticking point.
YOU are pretty sure YOU are going to Heaven, so you sign up willingly with a system that has INFINITE SUFFERING for some people.
I, on the other hand, cannot accept that ANYONE deserves an infinity of pain. I can’t buy into a system that knowingly uses torture. It’s not even punishment. There’s no chance in the future for the Damned to shwo they learned their lesson and changed behaviors. NO chance to repent or regret.

It’s just pointless suffering.

I cannot believe in or sign on with a god who’s that fucking cruel.

Parents With Inconvenient Truths about Trans #homophobia #transphobia

“June is a tough month for many of us here.”
And RIGHT out of the gate, it’s about THEM, not the kid.

‘Between rainbow-dyed lattes sold at Starbucks,”
How in the flaming fuckknuckle is that HARD for you? Are you unable to enjoy a latte if it indicates tolerance? Support? Not-being-a-selfish-cunt?
Thirty days being unable to hide from Starbucks disagreeing with you. The horror…
What a heavy cross you bear.

“politically (but not grammatically or factually) correct emails from human resources,”
Another burden, being the only person in the company who knows the TRUTH and can conjugate.

"and roads blocked by another parade,”
God, it’s like being in an internment camp, isn’t it?!

“we need to somehow get through the month of “celebrations” with dignity,”
A little too self-centered to really qualify, there.

“sanity,”
Not if you’re whining about HR.

“and sobriety.”
I didn’t realize that sobriety was a risk during Pride. Is it like being Irish on St. Patrick’s Day?

"I don't know your strategy, but I turn to nature, mindless youtube videos, and humor. Here is my ode to Pride Month. And please, share your non-violent coping strategies.”
HUMOR requires a shift in perspective.
BULLYING is reinforcing your perspective and laughing at the joke’s victims.

“On the 12th day of Pride month,
the a-holes gave to me
Twelve "perfect allies",”
Um, i think you’re a little confused. If YOU are singing the song from the Gender Critical POV, should it not be gifts to YOU?
Like HR gave to me,
Twelve Subtle Warnings…
Eleven stalls i can’t barricade,
Ten creepy coworkers…

This fails as humor and fails as sarcasm. It’s a hodgepodge of what happens and your spin on it.

"And a pride flag in a pear tree.”
A pride flag during pride. HOW very insightful.
Couldn’t think of anything appropriate? Your burst of failed creativity petered out?
Not even ‘and a pride rainbow in my coffee.’
Pathetic.

Godzman #fundie

Donnely McLeod #fundie

“What amazes me is that you think you came from a rock.”
You have a low threshold for amazement.

"You base your atheism on the belief that you came from a rock.”
Nope. i base my atheism on not seeing much reason to accept any mythical skybeast.

“And the rock came from nothing.”
Not what the Big Bang Theory states, but you’re busy being amazified.

“Ultimately, you believe you came from nothing.”
Nope.

“Oh, wait, its those wacky religionist who believe that complex, irreducable mechanisms require design, they're the loons.”
Any example of an irreducable mechanism?
Never seen one stand up to scrutiny.
And ‘trial and error’ is a design process. Keep changing things and toss what works least.

“I don't believe in atheists.”
No one gives a fuck.

“Atheists are a figment of an agnostic imagination.”
No, pretty sure I’m real.

Andrew #fundie

“I think it is important to point out that science has never proven anything.”
Category error. There are plenty of FACTS that scientists have observed, measured, repeated, shared. The theories that explain these observations are always going to be theories. Technically a new fact could be observed that disproves the theory.

"The most accurate description of our world is the Word of God.”
So, the Earth is flat, the sky is solid, genetics are subject to what we look at…

“Numbers themselves are a very human thing, in fact they are really something intelligent beings must agree upon...they are not a dead reality.”
Those would be the facts. Not the theories.

“Therefore God himself is alive...”
That’s a nonsequitor.

SUPHAMSULU #sexist

“If your so called "friends" have girlfriends but refuse to let you have sex with her,”
You guys all believe that sex ‘wears women out.’
Why in the name of all that’s incel would anyone expect a man to encourage ‘his’ roastie to wear out faster by fucking you?

"then find new friends”
Gotta think that ‘friend’ is a resource incels can’t really afford to lose.

Owly2 #sexist

“Why are cosplayers such slxts?”
I was a bit of a misfit when i grew up. To me the biggest thing about a convention is finding people that grok me. That i wasn’t alone in the universe. That men AND women liked Spock, UFO, Dune, LOTR.
If you were alone, there, you were at the wrong con. You can’t just show up where women dress slutty and think you’ll score. You have to do your homework.

"casual sex is always happening at cons”
Some of us find soulmates. Some of us just escape the 9 to 5.

"Maybe they are doing rape role-play, women love imagining that shit.”
If she’s cosplaying as a Joss Whedon character, no she doesn’t.

“They purposefully dress up to tease us.”
Yes, yes, it’s all about you. Picking the character, collecting and donning the makeup, hours upon hours crafting the costume, con tickets, travel, lodging… It’s all done JUST to make YOUR dick hard.

"And they think that we are just supposed to ignore them.”
No, moron, you’re supposed to compliment them for their effort, not just to say they’re sexy and expect to be rewarded with sex. Like everything else in life, you’re making it about YOU, not HER, and feeling disappointed.

"Half of the women here don’t know two shits about the characters they are dressing as and just want to watch incels writhe in pain of loneliness as they hang around their boyfriends.”
Dude, you’re not even on their radar.

“I have never touched a woman. Never felt her touch. Now I have to listen to some male feminist fuck a woman in a Zelda costume or some shit.”
You have absolutely no respect for women at all and are surprised they won’t give you the time of day.

slappingfox #fundie

“Stop following the secular crowd if you want to be heard in this world!”
The secular world is real, thought.

“If I were someone who didn't believe in God,”
Hello.
“or a god,”
Yep.
“yet when I was sick or close to death,that might give me a reason to doubt being an atheist,”
Even if it did, that’s just a fear reaction. it’s the adrenaline talking.
But it didn’t.
I’ve effectively been an atheist in a foxhole (atheist in a submarine suffering a challenge to watertight integrity) and didn’t pray.
“and wonder if it's the best choice.”
Not a choice, for me, more of a realization.

“I think this world was created indeed,but more than think it,I know it!”
Just not because of any objective observations that can be repeated….

“You don't have to be that smart to know that the world wasn't an
accident!!!”
You have to at least understand the difference between ‘accident’ and ‘undirected.’

“Theists may excuse what they do,ect.... some of them, yet they at least have hope. for an atheist,their only hope is this one life!”
So, no PROOF of god, but it feels better to believe ni one? Similar to why i told my kids that teddy bears beat up monsters.

“My God didn't need a creator simply because there had to be a first some-where,and he is it,amen.”
That’s not even coherent.
God exists because he simply must? But if we said that was the condition of life on Earth you’d bitch and moan.

“Thats such a silly question for today,I thought it was done away with by now? Guess not?”
It’s not going to be ‘done away with’ until it’s satisfactorily answered.

“Did God create a rock so big he can't lift it?
Well,If I could do that,why would i do it? Would I be against myself?”
We’re not asking motivations, we’re asking possibilities. Omnipotence is kinda stupid…

“I am sorry,but that is just too silly for me.”
Not even an IOU for an answer, just bailing on teh question and blaming the asker. As usual.

“Yes,I believe atheists do feel moral responsibilities for what they choose to believe,on their basis,and how they feel like accepting them. I believe they feel they are free thinkers who don't have to believe or accept what anyone says.”
Sure, sure, blame me for my atheism. It’s the easiest course, isn’t it?

“This is why I get so confused by so many atheists believing in evolution. It's not just some of them,
it's all of them that I know of!!!”
And some theists. But not all atheists.

"talk about Not being a free thinker!”
You don’t understand what a Free Thinker actually is, do you?

“what a contradiction that is!!! Where is the free thinking in that? All anyone has to do,is think about what it would be like to be an atheist for themselves. They will know why it seems like a good idea at first too. Why would I find it attractive at first glance?”
Again, it’s not something i decided, but slowly realized.

“simply because I'd pretty much be my own God!!!”
What a PRATT. No atheist thinks they’re gods. Mormons, however, are on the track to become gods.

“But,I am so glad I am not,amen.”
Whatever toots your horn, buddy.

“We humans have an excellent track record of messing things up,and making many mistakes!”
That’s why science uses peer reviews.

E. J. Preston #fundie #wingnut #homophobia #psycho #mammon

“This book explores precisely that question: What did Jesus believe when it came to Taxes,”
He said pay them.

“Abortion,”
He said nothing, but upheld the OT, which would include the adultery test through abortion in Numbers.

“Homosexuality,”
Silent.

“the Death Penalty”
I’d say he supports the DP, but doesn’t think any human being alive is worthy to apply it.

“and Guns”
He had the apostles bring swords, but i think that was just so they wouldn’t look like easy targets, since he wouldn’t allow anyone to use the sword to defend Jesus, himself.
He even healed the Roman that got nicked at His arrest.

He’s also definitely be in favor of feeding the poor, welcoming immigrants, taxing the living shit out of the rich for the poor’s benefit, and for all of Davey Stewart’s talk of wicked women dressed as whoors, Jesus hung out with prostitutes, who one presumes were dressed as harlots.
I think a LOT of Republicans are going to be surprised when Jesus says, ‘You never knew me.’

Wayne Allyn Root #wingnut

Shania Twain needs to release a new verse to ‘That Don’t Impress Me Much.’ This one, ‘So, you’re in a cult…’

Jesus-Halo-God #fundie

“I think we should put a ban on Athiests.”
And how would you enforce this?
Come at me with handcuffs, I’ll say, “Just Kidding!” and start reciting the Lord’s Prayer.

“They are bad for society, what do you think?”
Is there anything you think Atheists do that’s bad for society that isn’t already illegal? Kidnapping, child sacrifice, blood sacrifice, and writing lefthanded are already illegal.

And mocking God is free speech. So what is further added by banning us?

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 #conspiracy #wingnut

“No one should get death threats and I get them ALL THE TIME.”
This is my shocked face.

“But lucky for Mr Fauci, he has Secret Service Protection at the tax payers expense.”
Dr.
Doctor Fauci.
And the guard is necessare because of the vitriol from you.

“I DO NOT, and have to pay for my own security and am a gun owner.”
Aw, poor baby.

“It’s not my comments that have people furious at Mr Fauci, it’s the FACT that his ridiculous, non-scientific, tyrannical policies DESTROYED people’s lives and he’s a narcissistic ass hole and liar which is why SO MANY people hate him.”
No, it’s you. You making shit up and acting surprised that your fellow Neanderthals listened to you.

Steve Kirsch #conspiracy #wingnut

“However, the mainstream media totally ignores the study.”

Did you read the ‘limitations’ at the end, there? It’s a very small sample size, it can’t really distinguish the causes of death, it’s just one study.
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAYBE wait until the study is backed up by a better study?

Eric Peterson #fundie

“I don’t think it’s intrinsically bad for species to go extinct.”

XKCD mentions a flower that mimiced a kind of bee to draw the members of that species to pollinate its flowers. The bee has gone extinct. The plant will eventually follow it. Such things happen. Biology functions.
However, dumping toxic chemicals somewhere because if it kills off a species ‘big whoop,’ that’s just laziness.

Michael Pearl #fundie

"If you isolate yourself in a room and indulge in pornography, you are not sick; you are evil.”
Evil, huh? Who am i hurting?

“You are having intercourse with a computer, or with the pages of a publication.”
What an odd definition of intercourse.

“In effect you are having an erotic experience with the editor—”
The editor? Not the photographer? Or the author? Or the Model?
Seems like an artbitrary place to stop.
Is that because you think the editor’s the last one to touch it? Not the person making the actualy print run?
What if it’s a union printshop? Am i screwing everyone in the union: The building?

“probably another man.”
You’re putting way too much thought into this.

“ While you are fanaticizing with that commercially produced image, know that there are thousands of others engaged in eroticism with the same image, at the same time as you.”
But i’m isolated. That was your premise. Why in the name of paranoia would i think that any man or woman beating off to this image affects me in any way? It’s not a consumable, it’s not like there are only ten million wanks per Page 3 Girl or Centerfold. Let ’em rip.

"You are part of a disgusting group of perverts, all piled onto the same image together.”
Nope, I’m alone, we established that.

"And somewhere there is a sexually dysfunctional editor enjoying the extent of his erotic powers.”
Actually by the time he or she makes it to ‘editor,’ they’re probably pretty desensitized to it.
But tell me more about your orgy fantasy. Slowly…