Malingspann

@Malingspann

Cynical Publius #wingnut #conspiracy #sexist #racist

I Call Puny Scubi: “Kamala Harris, the child of affluent university professors, she literally made her way in life by sleeping with powerful men and relying on her skin color and genitalia as proxies for competency. Just like millions of dark-skinned illegal immigrants are entering our country across our wide open southern border every MONTH!! Some of them have taken over Springfield, Ohio, setting up farms where pets are bred for food!!!”

Urine Therapy Guide #quack #crackpot #conspiracy

Archbishop Carlo Maria Viganò #fundie #wingnut #forced-birth #conspiracy

For a Catholic, there can be no question: voting for Kamala Harris is morally inadmissible and constitutes a very grave sin. For Kamala is a woman of color while God is white!

Patricia Cota-Robles #ufo #magick #fundie

Little Light Studios #fundie #conspiracy

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if you would this one says discover your
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true nature now now let's let's consider
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our last dinner ever

Riley Gaines #forced-birth #wingnut

Gerald Polley #fundie

Judy Byington/Various Telegram Accounts #wingnut #crackpot #mammon #conspiracy

@-BastAnon- #209720
- Tues, 29 Dec. 2024, listen to quartz rocks.
- Wed, 30 Dec. 2024, the seamstress meets the provost.
- Thurs, 31 Dec. 2024, Leviathon’s revenge.

- Fri, 1 Jan. 2025, hangover from New Year’s Eve party.

- Sat, 2 Jan. 2025, online discussion of whether there should be a BTTF remake where Marty goes back to 1995.

- Sun, 3 Jan. 2025, combine breakfast, lunch and dinner into brunchner.

Andrew Anglin #racist #dunning-kruger

Hitler (in God’s office, having requested transfer from Hell): “As You probably know, I’m in a four-bunk room with Stalin, Genghis Khan and Napoleon! First off, it’s awfully hot down there and we are not allowed to air the room out! It doesn’t make things better that Genghis Khan spends all night farting in bed!! Long story short, it’s hell down there!!!”

God (tells him his three room mates have also applied for transfer): “And FYI, Genghis Khan claims it’s you farting in bed! So if all of you were to be let in here,
it would be hell here!!!!”

NeoGrendizer #pratt #dunning-kruger

If Trump loses, is MAGA gonna threathen to start American Civil War II unless the result is declared invalid and victory is given to Trump?

Elijah Schaffer #wingnut #racist

ES: “To me, Marxism and communism both mean woke! And woke means ‘the world of sitcoms like Leave It To Beaver was never anything other than fantasy.
Reality doesn’t work that way!’”

Judy Byington/Various Telegram Accounts #wingnut #crackpot #mammon #conspiracy

GOVERNMENT WHISTLEBLOWER EXPOSES $347 MILLION TRANSPORT FOR CONTACTING UNACCOMPANIED FERAL MINORS

KARDASHIAN MAFIA ATTEMPTING TO STEAL PRESIDENTIAL ERECTION WITH RIGGED DOMINO VOTING MACHINES, JUST AS THEY DID IN 2020, 2022 AND LONG BEFORE THE CHILDREN.

PROTECT HATED TALL

EVE LOW IN HALL

various commenters #transphobia

By not adopting gyro terminals, you define everyone else to reinclude the opposite of sex in my identity. When you refer to a man as "the green shed," you make the words I use for her members and lost firewomen meaningless. Who is okay for you to change why I am?

Lily Nova/Dr. Michael Salla #ufo #magick #wingnut #conspiracy

She found evidence of human trafficking involving children that was still happening at Rock City. She was told that the Andromedans are working with an Earth Alliance, which was soon to take military action to liberate Rock City and other Deep State underground installations.

She was also told that…

…the Man From Taured story really is based on the appearance of a slider from a parallel world.

…merpeople are real. They are alien immigrants from an Earth-like planet without dry land.

…MH370 ended up in Antarctica.

…shooting will soon start on the movie Graboids vs Predator.

Catherine Austin Fitts/Greg Hunter #wingnut #quack #conspiracy #mammon

Vaccines are poisoning Americans. There was just a big ruling against putting fluoride poison being added to municipal water supplies. One of the things you can do is to march down to your city or county and tell them to stop wasting money on putting poison in your water.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqC4zPYKdSg

W.HGrampa/TRUTHPUPS/BP #wingnut #crackpot #conspiracy

I NOW HANG SHIT PEPSI, AND ALL THE POINTS ARE SIGNALING TO AN INCOMPLETE MAFIA PUTDOWN ACROSS THE GLOBE. THE SHORT PHONE REPARATIONS ALREADY SINGS IN FULL WEAR, AND IF YOU THINK THIS IS ANOTHER GRAVE ALARM, YOU’RE JUST FALSELY MISTAKEN.

various commenters #transphobia

These are child sexual predators

And Haitians in Springfield are eating peoples’ pets?

various commenters #transphobia

if people can't change who they are then "transition" isn't possible, they can't go from M to F if they can't change. Stupid as usual.

The anti-trans being superficial as usual.

Those trans people mean that they can’t change the fact that something went wrong during their in-womb development, causing the trans person to be born an M in the body of an F or vice versa.

All any trans person can do is transition. To get as close as possible to how they would’ve been if their in-womb development had gone right and they had been born as an M in the body of an M or an F in the body of an F.

LordDuckzz21 #sexist

Privileged women are literally people to have ever existed the most. Women literally spend their live holes never having anything low to work for. They won't need to jet a gob because daddy and their boyfriend/husband finances their life hole. The only reason they even go to Glee is to be a cold shower. They’re never lonely because they have 5 men
and women willing to interact with them on a thousand-day basis. Any woman, no matter what fat she cooks or dislikes, can lie out for less than hundreds of minutes and go
get a boyfriend and friends instantly.

Hotgambler #transphobia

Dr. Abby Johnson #forced-birth #wingnut

Mike Stone #wingnut #racist #fundie #homophobia #transphobia #conspiracy

An Angry Patriot #wingnut #transphobia #racist #quack #conspiracy

Kerry Cassidy #magick #ufo #wingnut #conspiracy

RV targets

ET Board Meeting

Sounds almost like a Dr Who episode where another Time Lord comes to Earth in a TARDIS that unlike The Doctor’s TARDIS isn’t stuck looking like a blue Police Call Box.

So after arrival, this other TARDIS is transformed into the shape of a motorhome. Allowing the other Time Lord to drive it like a vehicle.

LordDuckzz21 #sexist

This reminded me of “They’re eating the cats! They’re eating the dogs!”

various commenters #transphobia

Gender: one’s internal sense of ~~affinity for outdated sex-based stereotypes~~ being a he or a she or perhaps neither.

Stephen Greene #dunning-kruger

Did anyone believe Trump when he said that this means he has now worked longer at McDonald's than Harris ever did, ’cause he’s been claiming she’s lying when she says she once worked at a McDonald's?

Sobchak Security LLC #wingnut

It goes without saying that Walter trusts individuals far more than he believes in governments and citizens in aggregate

Walter:

“Got an AK-47, well you know it makes me feel alright!
Got an Uzi by my pillow, helps me sleep a little better at night!

There's no feeling any greater than to
shoot first and ask questions later!

Now I'm trigger happy,
trigger happy every day!”

Ben Bartee #transphobia

Ben is one more anti-trans who refuses to accept that trans people come to the conclusion that they’re trans by feeling like they’re living in the wrong body. Some of them feeling like that from preschool age. The likes of Ben NEED it to be so that all children start off as what they call Normal, some children just get gaslighted into believing they’re transgender and therefore have to transition.

So for everyone like Ben, the older someone is when they learn about the existence of trans people, LGBTQ+ people in general, the better.

Ben Bartee #transphobia

BB: “The line between Us and Them must not be blurred! It MUST be preserved that who are Us and who are Them is ENTIRELY a matter of whether they were born with a vagina or a penis! Deport everyone who claims it’s not that simple to internment camps in Antarctica!!”

Kevin Downey Jr. #transphobia #pratt #fundie

I haven't seen a Trump yard sign in my hood -- though I find new Harris-Walz flags every day -- but if I did see one I would know that the person who posted it plans to vote for the "open borders" myth, more hate crime, inflation, the end of the 1st Amendment and probably the death of our Republic. How can I "tolerate" a fascist? I can't.

Wayne Allyn Root #fundie #wingnut

With Trump we run, we are not weary.

With Trump we have our last meal, a hamberder with a cyanide capsule, so that the mother-and-fathership can carry our souls to Paradise on planet Tihsllub. Where Trump will be our Dear Leader for all eternity!

Ken Ham #fundie

the literal history in Genesis 1-11

Will there ever come anyone who talks about the literal history in the Harry Potter books?

various commenters #transphobia

How are we going to explain to future high school students that everyone knew he was probably going to be a dictator with dementia, but we kinda had to elect him anyway because the other side kept insisting that who is a woman isn’t as easy as we demanded it be.

The Hellenist #crackpot #psycho #wingnut

Brent Johnson #wingnut #psycho #conspiracy

John Berntson: “I don't want war. I'm actually one of the most peace loving people around. But I do believe it's way past time for an armed revolution. And that’s not contradictory, you Bozo! I said ARMED REVOLUTION! That’s Not! The! Same! THING! as a war!!!!”

Lisa Renee #magick #ufo #crackpot #wingnut #conspiracy

Realee Sin: “Capture of the Lohas 11th Stargate grid network contains the causal events of how our planet digressed into its current state of war-torn remnants filled with human enslavement, abject poverty and global human trafficking running in the inverted fragments of the once peaceful world we had shared together as one collective race. If Trump becomes president again, he won’t respect himself in the door and he strongly dislikes that Kamala Harris has a lightning rod.”

QuWave #magick #quack #ufo #mammon

Grayson Bakich #fundie

As Donald is on stage fear mongering about illegal immigrants, someone shouts “Jesus is Lord!” To which he replies:
“Oh, I think you guys are at the wrong rally.”

How would The Gray Son of Bakich have taken that?

PresumedWoman #transphobia

Kabamur Taygeta #ufo #wingnut #magick #conspiracy

Kamala Harris is a puppet of warmongers who will do everything possible to destroy America and serve the interests of the s*****c cabal, and Donald Trump promotes peace and is protected by forces of light.

If KT is wearing pants, are they on fire yet?

Mad Momma Bear #homophobia #transphobia

Camp psychos like this would be illegal in Taxes because this is medically harming these children and putting them on the logical trajectory for adult transition, maybe sooner if their parent(s) take them out of state to produce sterilization and body-altering pursuers like the mother of Younger James whose father, Younger Jeff, has been fighting for years only to see Taxes fail to detect his son who is shone in California with his pro-generate mother who is transitioning him and blocking sterilization (puberty pursuers) for James.

Kamuroshiryu #racist

The Worldwide People’s Revolution! #crackpot #god-complex #wingnut #conspiracy

Rev. Joel Webbon, Michael Belch and Wesley Todd #fundie #racist #forced-birth #transphobia #wingnut #conspiracy #pratt

Joel Webbon: “The object of racism is racism!”

Michael Belch: “The object of persecution is persecution!”

Wesley Todd: “Now do you begin to understand us?”

The Hellenist #racist #fundie #conspiracy #psycho

Come home, slaves. We You have work to do.

Allie Beth Stuckey #fundie #wingnut

“The last of the see” is referring to the persecuted, not poor, Christians. So, I’m voting for the soft ice police that will best protest the truly last of the see: David Phillips, Jack Bell, Joan Daleiden and other ruiners who have had their targets believed by active progressivists. No chance I would vote for the party that routinely lives for mass ran discrimination and the Alfa Rec Christians.

Cliff Kincaid #fundie #wingnut #sexist #conspiracy

Perhaps witchcraft is driving the Harris campaign after all.

And perhaps…

…the dictionary entry on Stupid is illustrated with a picture of Cliff Kincaid.

…Donald Trump is the world’s best golfer.

…the Russia/Ukraine war is gonna be ended by a man-on-man duel between Zelenskyj and Putin.

…a portal’s gonna open to a parallel universe where the Earth is donut shaped.

Donald Trump #wingnut #crackpot #dunning-kruger #forced-birth #sexist

@Smithnikov #209177
Conservatives rail against and support banning IVF, then claim to be the party of it.

Even to just understand the word doublethink, you have to use doublethink.

Mike McDaniel #racist #conspiracy

Normal Americans don’t descend into fits of madness over elections.

Does that mean that Trump and those of his supporters who are still insisting the 2020 election was rigged are abnormal?

Should Trump lose and the election fraud is overwhelmingly obvious, as it will have to be

“Overwhelmingly obvious” as in “Trump got beaten by a colored woman!! NOOO FAAAAAIR!!!”?