“Justice will be enforced on the Earth as follows. Two miracles and one global execution.”
A vegan justification for the death penalty. Yeah, that tracks…
:1- 19 June 2018 all butchers all over the world, 12 noon (Greenwich) will die painless quick.”
By ‘butcher,’ do you mean the people who kill the cow, chicken, llama, or the people who joint it for sale?
“2- 57 days after that, all hunters who have not been Vegan for the past 42 days, will die as above.”
ALL hunters? I’ve been hunting ONCE and killed nothing. Do i qualify? Jus tasking, since it didn’t fucking happen, but maybe you got the dates wrong.
And, is there going to be any announcement besides your post to TELL people they’d better become vegans or they’ll be slaughtered?
“3- 114 days after that, all humans who have not been Vegan for the past 42 days will die, as above.”
Quick and painless?
I’ll have a steak a day until the deadline, then.
“Present estimation 5 billion.”
Vegetarian is a nutrition choice, vegan is a moral stance. What is the fucking POINT of murdering people to make them live by other people’s morals?
“4- Surviving Vegans will have some tough time dealing with emotional traumas, the dead,”
Wait, the survivors get to clean up the dead!?!?! What a fucking bullshit task to lay on them. THEY’RE doing the right thing, in your estimation, but they’re each going to have to clean up three dead bodies? Some will be quite ripe by the time they reach them.
“economical,”
Yeah, just remember the pandemic and imagine this as about five thousand times as bad.
“ production, workforce and chaos.”
Five billion removed from the workforce, the healthcare system, the support networks, and the guy that puts tampons in the lady’s room.
Jesus fuck you’ve doomed EVERYONE.
“Free large scale global expert psychological counseling will be provided.”
Can the survivors afford these services while everyone’s trying to survive and rebuild civilization?
The infrastructure is gone POOF!, but i can’t help rebuild the dam, i’ve got Group in twenty minutes.
“ They will survive, pro-create and fill the earth again.”
Why would we want to?
“A VEGAN EARTH. kindness is the rule.”
Just have to MURDER 5/8ths of humanity to build a kinder, gentler world.
Fuck ALL the way off, and go choke on a foot-long