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beetlequeendiva #fundie

“Why is it funny? If God didn't exist then the Bible would have serious flaws. It doesn't - this proves God exists.”
OR, it proves that the editors who selected manuscripts to BE in the bible were selective and moderately competent

I would TEND to consider a flaw in the 5th book. Supposedly written by Moses, Right?
He described his own funeral.

“and i never said i was 100% right about everything but i know I am right about the existence of God.”

Anonymous #fundie

“Any person who obeys his parents cannot ask them any questions.”
Wow, that’s stupid. I was in the miltary and i asked the offcers questions ALL THE TIME, but still obeyed them. It’s really the ony way to get any work done.
I obeyed my parents, too, but had to ask them questions. Wherre is the frying pan. What temperature to cook kittens. Where does the lawn mower go?

“Who are you to ask your father any questions when he instructs you to do anything?”
If the isntructions were unclear or incomplete?

“If you should do that, then of course, you must die.”
Oh, Jesus, fuck you.

"Who are you to murmur against your father for giving you instructions?
Ah. You confuse ‘asking questions’ with ‘question their authority.’

"Who are you to be annoyed against your father for advising you?”
When i understood the math homework better than he did, his contributions were neither required or desired.

"If you should ask any questions, you are inviting death”
Just being born invites deathickness. What’s the hurry?

“Whatever your parents ask you to do, you should obey them implicitly”
I don’t think that word is the one you want.

in order to receive God's blessings.”
What about malicios compliance?

dmpitsch@hotmail.com #fundie

“ Doesn't Proposition 8 send a message to you activists?”
Yes.
1) The Mormons have a LOT of money to spend on politics.
2) Moron voters have a diffuculty understanding the difference between voters’ powers and rights.

“Marriage had ALWAYS been defined as the union of one man and one woman for procreation”
Nowhere on my wedding license did it mention an expectation of kids.
Even the Catholic priest that married us did not demand kids. He said, “IF you have kids, they have to be raised Catholic.”

"and the raising of children.”
‘Children’ is not part of the definition of marriage. Legally, it’s a partnership. There are certain expectations and precedents connected to the marriage partnership, but not what you’re ranting about, here.

"Activist courts tried to change that definition.”
It’s a secular country. There’s no secular reason to prohibit the marriage of people who are infertile.
There’s no secular impediment to being made sterile while in a marriage partnership. There’s no secular requirement to be opposite sexes. There isn’t even a legal standing that you’re married ‘until death.’

“Isn't that a legislative responsibility?”
And part of the jurist responsibility is not enforcing laws that have no real basis.

"How can secularism override basic physiological facts?”
Are you allowed to get glasses if the physiological fact is that you’re blind?
Are you allowed to take medications to curb misbehavior that’s caused by physiological facts?
Insulin. My pancreas is about as useful as a paper fire extinguisher. That’s a physilogical fact that my endocrinologist pretty much overrides.
Shut your pie hole.

“This is a victory for not religion, but nature.”
Wrong. Some people have the nature of wanting to commit to life with a partner of the same sex. YOu don’t get to choose which part of nature overrides other parts.

damacon #fundie

SO!
People tell me that, as an atheist, I worship science.
Okay. So, i can borrow the logic an absolutism from this poster.
“if their witness disagrees with known science (such as dead people getting back up, or humans walking on top of water, or feeding a crowd with about three orders of Filet-O-Fish) I can not accept thier testimony as valid regardless of their sincerity.

RobertLW #fundie

“Third, God was not punishing the people of Egypt insomuch as he was redeeming the Israelites.”
No, no punishment, they just were bystanders when ALL THE CATTLE in Egypt were killed off.
Twice.
Thrice, for the firstborn.
They just had part of their food supplies cut by 100% for other people’s benefit. Not punishment.
And killing every firstborn, well, read Job. REAL believers don’t care about family if God wants them dead for… Um. A reason.

Lisa0315 #fundie

“There are no logical arguments that will convince him.”
Hard to say, really. I’ve only ever gotten emotional arguments. Mostly because you guys never used logic to become Christains, so all you have are the emotions you experienced.
The last guy to try to save me in the Navy kept hammering on ’Wouldn’t you like to KNOW you’ll meet your father, grandfather in the afterlife?’
’I’d like that sort of knowledge, but i’m too aware that ‘wishing doesn’t make it so.’
And fear. Almost every christain post to atheists ends with ‘You better be write or you’ll burn in Aitch Eee Double Toothpicks.’ Because that’s all they got.

Benjamin Powell #psycho #crackpot

“We should desire to see an end to child labor, but it has to come through a process that generates better opportunities for the children—”
Which seems would require better opportunities for the FAMILY, Parents, and/or single parent, being able to count on a job that supplies a living wage.
That’s going to be a lot easier if we raise the minimum wage.
Lower the costs of healthcare. And childcare. And food. And transportation.
IDEALLY the kids go to school, and get an education, which will increasingly require internet access, meaning power and phone.

I really don’t think kids cleaning grease traps is an alternative to education so they can better their situation, along with their family’s.
Your total lack of empathy may produce varied results.

KingOfRome #sexist

“A way to make institutionalized sexual slavery safe and humane”
You’re institutionalizing slavery. What the fuck makes you care if it’s humane? And for ‘safe’ i have to assume you mean ‘safe for the incel to stick his dick in her mouth.’

“Surgically insert a microchip that makes them more comfortable with their situation into their brains.”
Ah. You think that when WE object to slavery, it’s because the slaves won’t likt it. And that we’ll stop objecting if they can be brainwashed (Instantly! God bless technology!) to like it?
Wouldn’t it be more humane to just put saltpeter in everything you eat?

"We would call it "The Empathy Chip" or "The Friendship Chip".”
You already called it slavery. Little late to put a positive spin on it.

"t would be installed through a safe, pain-free procedure with a failure rate of less than 10% through exhaustive testing on irredeemably defective subjects.”
If i offered you a chip to let you play video games without a controller, so you could be in the shower or washing dishes or cooking, eating, riding the metro, and it only had a 10% chance of turning your brain into gazpacho, would you take those odds?

"It would cure them of their cluster B personality disorders, allowing them to assess the attractiveness of themselves and others more fairly,”
If you’re open to ‘fair,’ they’ll still turn you down for wanting to own them as slaves. And their only ‘disorder’ is noticing you are a worse partner than Bluebeard.
YOU are the reason women choose the Bear.

"improve their listening and communication skills,”
You WANT them paying more attention to your bullshit?

“In fact, "sexual slavery" wouldn't quite be the right term for it with this sort of arrangement”
You’ve removed their freedom to choose to say no to you. What other term would be better than slavery?

"More accurate would be terms like "equitable companionship" or "shared sexual liberty".”
Nope. You’re still brainwashing them.

“Your thoughts on this?”
If you get the magical chip, and there’s any point in the process for them to tell yout to fuck off, they will.

Pastor Don Milton #fundie

“ however it is adultery if a woman has a carnal relationship with a man other than her husband and it is fornication if she even associates with another man without the permission of her husband”
Holy fuckknuckle. This reminds me of all the posts claiming that evolution is a religion. Water the words’ meanings down to the point of being useless, why don’t you.
I mean, admittedly, one has to be in the same room with a person to fornicate with them, but fornication does not describe EVERY situation where two people are in the room, with or wihtout the hubby’s permission.

“not to mention that the man who permits his wife to have friendships with other men is a fool.”
Ah. Incel-level misogyny, i see. Women can’t be trusted out of our sight, they’re always hot for the cock.
I can’t imagine using that kind of paranoia to issue orders to my wife. I’d have come back from patrol to find the house empty, the rent due, and no forwarding address.

"A man is head of the woman and this should not be taken lightly.”
I don’t take it at all, much less lightly.

“For many men it is not a choice of whether to take another wife. It is a matter of physical and spiritual necessity. To be clear, it is not a sin to take an additional wife to "satisfy" ones own needs.”
Yeah, yeah, I grew up Mormon. But spiritually necessary wives are still bigamy before the law. And if she’s not satisfying my needs, there’s a reason the bathroom door locks.

"Marriage was invented by God in order to satisfy the needs of man. For Adam there was found no suitable helpmeet, so God created woman.”
Wait. Was Adam intended to fuck one of the beasts he named? Cow, horse, rooster? Those were what was offered as helpmeets. Nothing appealed so he got a woman, instead. But they didn’t even know they were naked until the Fall. How was Adam to know he had needs that required nudity if he couldn’t find nudity with both hands and a flashlight? This justification seems to have a few holes.

"Now, in order to avoid immorality it is important that no preacher deny a man this right to have his own God given desires satisfied in a way that is appropriate before God.”
After making a vow to God that you’ll ‘honor’ your first wife, you get to have a second one for relieving hard-ons? Wait’ll i tell the wife!
Although, i HAVE to believe that ‘for better or worse’ would cover my being horny when she’s not in the mood.

"This means that in order to avoid immorality a man should not be discouraged from taking an additional wife that lives with him or even a wife who does not live with him.”
Can my spiritual advisor NOT ponit out that bigamy is illegal? Or do i just get to show ‘SHUT UP! It’s REQUIRED!” until he does?

goldy #fundie

“God made the world and then he made scientist.”
Your saying so is not a compelling reason for me to believe it.

“Should the thing He created question the creator?”
And I should believe there is a creator because.. What? There’s a book men wrote. And edited. And translated. And edited some more?

"Everything in this world was created by God .”
You know that ‘everything’ includes paraites, leprosy, eye worms, cancer, the other cancer, all the other cancers… Seems inconsistent to create life and then attack it so assiduously.

“It just took man awhile to make a computor.But the makeings of it has been here since the begining.If we are so smart why don't the scientist come up with a formular to make more land?"
Um, they did. Read something besides the bible once in a while.

“we are running out of space.”
Gosh, that rule against using birth control couldn’t possibly contribute to that.

“Nowhere in the bible do I see the word Evolution.”
Or computers. Or dinosaurs. Or America.
That’s okay, I don’t use the Bible text for science answers, anyway.

MercyBurst #fundie

“Beauty is ALWAYS associated with sexual perversion.”
That’s funny. Consider how many times Creationists assure us that the world is so beautiful it can’t have happened by accident!
I guess they want to fuck Creation, and not in the missionary position.

United Sabaeans Worldwide #fundie #crackpot

I know that i’d have to ask, ‘where does the white go when snow melts? White clouds drop white snow but when you put a snowball in your sister’s snowboot it turns into clear water by the morning.”

OrangeFez2311 #sexist

“Many incels don't realise that getting a girlfriend is just the start, not the end. You think life is hard now? Imagine how much harder it will be if you ever had a gf”
That’s because you consider her a trophy, not a partner. And you’re always seeing yourself in competition with the other men, not in partnership with the girlfriend.

“How do you keep her mind off Chad?”
More to the point, how do you keep YOUR mind off of Chad? Everything in your life revolves around other men’s dicks. You’ll never just concentrate on HER.

"She will sit and fantasise about him over dinner and while having sex.”
The way you fantasize about ehr fantasies during sex? Conversation? Stalking her from the bus stop?

“How do you stop her from cucking you with Chad?”
I, for one, leave it up to her to avoid cucking me. Trust is alien to you, but it solves SO many issues.

“She can access Tinder, and with it millions of Chads willing to fuck her senseless, while sitting on your sofa with a few flicks of her thumb.”
And you continue fantasizing about Chads’ and Chads’ of dicks.

“How do you avoid boring her?”
The cable package comes with the internet.

“ She would have had threesomes, orgies, taken drugs, drank alcohol, casual sex, BDSM sex, anal sex... everything.”
Christains are sure this is happening everywhere because they suspect everyone is having more fun in life than they are allowed to have. You obsess on it because you’re jealous of everyone who can talk to girls.

"All of this with men who are smarter, taller, stronger and more attractive than you. Not to mention wealthier than you.”
Yep. Just give up on all women, buddy. It’s driving you mad with guilt and shame.

“How do you please her sexually?”
You’ll never know.

“She has spent every Saturday since the age of 13 having sex with a different muscle-bound colossus with a 10" dick.”
I seriously wonder if you beat off to dicks at night….

“And when she hasn't, she's likely been shoving even bigger dildos and vibrators up her that pleasure her far more than your 0" to 8" dick can.”
Hehehehe. No one believes you have more than four inches of meat. You’re far too insecure.

“These are just a few of hundreds of causes of concern. Incel > normie.”
But they don’t concern me.
I’ve been faithful since 1984. So has she, as far as i can tell.
Let’s see:
Neither of us have been in threesomes,
Neither of us in any orgies,
Our security clearances prevent our indulting in drugs,
She rarely will drank alcohol, I could be a mormon for all i consume.
The only casual sex I’ve ever had was with her. She’s had one partner before me you raving lunatic.
The closest we’ve gotten to BDSM sex is talking about a slave fantasy.
And no, no anal sex...

angryman411 #fundie

“How is it pathetic? Why should I talk to her unless she is willing to have sex with me?”
Nope, that’s perfect. That’s your standard. Women are ONLY vagina’s with a voice-activated delivery system to keep them handy. ONLY talk to women when they approach you for sex. And men. Only talk to men who bring you women for the sex.
It’s not pathetic to pre-disqualify yourself from human interaction you SAY you crave.

"What would the point of this interaction be?”
There isn’t any, nope, uh-uh. Don’t display your abilities or desires to women, not in the hopes of them seeing your ugly stupid misogynistic ass as someone of value by showing you think THEY are persons with value. Hmm-Mmm.

"It was random and caught me off gaurd, if I had planned talking to her and somehow getting in her pants, then I would have gone for it.”
No, that’s a mistake. Don’t even deign to meet eye contact until she’s naked.
Believe me, most of the PLANET will thank you.

Jim Larmore #fundie

“No one has ever apologized to me for calling my beliefs a lie”
Well, if you can prove they’re not, I’ll apologize.

"or the Holy Word of God a myth and a lie,”
Again, prove to me that there is a god, that he/she inspired one out of all the religions on the planet, and gave THAT religion his word, AND that it’s accruate. Flat earth, solid sky, sun inside the sky, moon inside the sky, stars all inside the sky….
Start wherever you like.

"but what the heck I want to be reasonable and peaceable. However, I'm going to make an exception this time. I believe you should call a spade a spade.”
I try to call it a manually powered earth moving device, so as not to confuse it with the card symbol that’s based on swords.

“I am not attacking Sven or you personally in any way and I hope you know this but I believe there are certain aspects of the theory that are very elaborate lies.”
ANd you believe this because you’ve closely examined the studies and found problems in their methodologies! Right? Right?

“Lies that even great minds like yours and christians like the man you mentioned get caught up in. Lies that have some empirical evidence to back them up.”
If there’s evidence for them, why are they lies?

“Lies that in many cases make so much sense its incredible, but if it isn't totally true then the very fabric and weave of the whole thing is a lie.”
If that’s your standard, then ONE SINGLE untruth in the bible makes the whole thing a lie, too, right? RIGHT?

"A lie thats designed to lead mens minds away from the very creator of the universe.”
I assume you’re talking about evolution? But that theory does NOT require one turn away from God to accept it. THAT claim is a myth pushed by sub-honest creationists.

Anonymous Coward #conspiracy

“For up to a month after being vaccinated for the measles the victim/patient sheds the virus.”
A month. For a vaccine that lasts 4 days in the bloodstream. I have the doubt. Cite?

“In other words, it should be MANDATORY QUARANTINE for children who receive the measles vaccine since they are carriers and are shedding the virus and could infect someone who the vaccine either did not work for or who is too immune compromised to get the vaccine.”
A little redundant. The Immuno-compromised tend to avoid children. Those little plague rates will sneeze right into your open eyes while telling you what the teacher said on the playground when the mouse ran up her leg.
And if the vaccine ’didn’t work’ for someone, who the fuck cares if they’re exposed again?

“And while we're at it, how about mandatory quarantine's”
APOSTROPHES ARE NOT FOR PLURALS!
LEARN ENGLISH if you’re going to lecture.

“for people returning from ebola hot zones?”
Isn’t that already in place?

“No to both of those? Then fuck off forcing a vaccine on me to keep me safe”
We don’t care about keeping you safe against your will. We care about you being a plague rat but still wanting infinite freedom to breathe on society. Either vax up or stay the hell home.

The Zetas via Nancy Liedar #ufo #crackpot #wingnut #conspiracy

“Why would NOAA suddenly cut off public access to the data their satellites provide?”
This kakistocracy survives on controlling information. All information. They don’t want ANYTHING available to the public that might challenge anything they say.

“There is only one explanation and that is that they do not want the public to know the extent of the Daily Earth Wobble and the extent of the Plate Movements being caused by Nibiru.”
The NOAA isn’t the only place that measures the Earth’s wobble. Check with IERS (international earth rotation service). It’s in France and out of bonespurs’ reach.

VasiliyZaitzev #sexist

Yes, yes, I’m sure you were that close to having sex but your sheer honesty simply FORCED you to disqualify yourself from the running.
I think that what happened is that you overheard a conversation at the next table over. And he assured her that his ‘love’ for her wasn’t based on looks.
Which you dismissed, because you have the emotional range of taser.
And you imagined what YOU would say if any decent human were to ever ask you that question.

Lynnie #fundie

“Maybe you missed my earlier post. When scientists measured the earth as it rotated,”
Measured WHAT about the Earth?

“hurling towards a star"
Hurtling towards a star. Not throwing shit.

“It was a big mystery for decades, until Einstein postulated the speed of light not changing even if the earth is moving.”
This observation led to a thought experiment in the 1970’s that further led to the design of the current guidance system for submarine launched ballistic missiles. There are no moving parts in the gyroscopes, just spools upon spooles of optic fibers that detect the gyro’s motion through the speed of light being a constant in a medium.

"Time Magazine's Person of the Century Issue in 2000 featuring Einstein comes right out and says that his greatness was in being able to overthrow the conclusions of the geocentric experiments.”
Uh, yeah. Your point?

“This is all laid out in detail in the better Geocentric literature.”
Hopefully it’s printed on soft paper for better use in a lavatory.

“So as I said, the debate now comes down to the theory of relativity. … The earth is motionless, or relativity is correct.”
The guidance systems currently in use also utilize the Earth’s MOvment to align the missiles in the tube. If the Earth didn’t move, all the missiles would report that they are fully aligned with Navigation Center. And we’d miss the targets.

“Einstein has deluded the masses as badly as Darwin has,”
Deluding the masses is meaningless. You’d have to delude every other researcher in the field and/or get them on board any conspiracy. Relativity simply has more evidence going for it than geocentricity. That’s HOW new theories push old theories aside, by being better, better supported, and slowly convincing skeptics that honestly evaluate the differences.

Flat Earther’s did take one of the optic-fiber gyroscopes they bought to try to prove that the Earth did not move. They were unsuccessful. They remain convinced in their stances, just can’t use the best available technology to prove it.

KJVisTruth #fundie

So, when creationists say that ‘real’ science supports creationism, they’re wronger.
When bible literalists say that science keeps finding things that support the Bible’s truth, THEY”RE even wrongerer.
This guy needs to be published.

YeshuMarine #fundie

“My thoughts are that they've been copying off of the Young Earth Creation Science works and claiming it as their own.”
That’s the dumbest thing i’ve heard since the last time i picked up drunk sailors in the duty van.
Creationism EXISTS as a response to evolutionary science. ALL YOU DO is take evolutionary theory and then compare it to Genesis, sorting the science into acceptable and unacceptable conclusions.
Then explain why the unacceptable parts ARE unacceptable, by quoting scripture and caster aspersions on the research or the researcher. What would the POINT be of copying from YECs? That’s copying off the test of the guy that’s copying off of YOUR test.

Alex Gaby #fundie

“nd when paleontologists uncovered them, they just managed to fit together, despite being bones from separate animals.”
YOU GUYS are so upset by the idea that random chance produced functional organisms, but you want to overturn evolutionary theory based on random chance churcning bones into a fake organism, that still makes sense when assembled?
PLUS! The odds of this happening multiple times, so that the resultant chimera is repeated? Dependably? And you scoff at biologists depending on magic?
Shut your fucking face.

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #wingnut

“She made decision to persecute & prosecute Utah MD who saved countless lives by giving out fake Covid vaccine cards.”
He saved NO Lives. He put lives at risk.
NO MATTER whatyour feelings are or what the truth is about the vaccine, they had the option to NOT TAKE IT and NOT COMMIT FRAUD. They just wanted to be plauge rats AND suffer no consequences. Cowardly, selfish, self-centered, flagrant law-scoffers. If you’re THAT intent on avoiding the vax, have the balls to do it legally and just quit a job that exposes the public to your insanity.

gearhead2k6 #fundie

“Wow way to use scientific methods to prove if god exists or not.”
One of the first things they teach about science is the definition, which includes the word ‘naturalistic.’ One absolutely CANNOT use science to prove or disprove the supernatural. So don’t talk about shit you don’t understand.

"Math is the key to the universe, and i doubt any of you atheist's here are a mathmatician.
The plural of atheist is ‘atheists.’
The possessive of atheists is ’atheist’s.’
What grade are you in, fourth?

"While i am going to school to become a mathmatician / aerospace engineering”
You’re going to become an engineering?

“and im possibly considering to get a Doctorine in Astro-physics. How's that for a stupid Roman Catholic?”
You’re a stupid Roman Catholic.
Or maybe just pretty fucking uneducated. I’m going to drop the estimate down to third grade.

Feral_Coon_Slayer and NigNogNonia #racist

When i was an instructor at Navy Guided Missiles School, some of the guys in the C3 office came rushing over to tell me i just HAD to meet this new instructor that had checked in.
I went over to the office and the first i heard from him was, “But would you want your sister to marry one.”
And all the other instructors from that office were laughing up their sleeves.
So I sat down and listened, and yes, he was talking about blacks. And i nodded.
“Yeah, I feel a little guilty. I’m the one who introduced my brother-in-law to my sister.”
“Did you!? Well…. How’s the family taking it?”
“We’re all worried. The only thing they have in common is alcohol. She took him to see all the best drinking sites in Atlanta and we didn’t see them for three days.”
“Yeah, they’ll do that.”
“So every so often, they go out on a pub crawl and we never know when they’ll come back.”
“Oh, man, that’s rough. Did you have to attend the wedding?”
“Of course I did. It was my wedding.”
“NO, no, your sister’s and your brother-in-law’s?”
“They’re not married!”
“I thought you… Didn’t they… But the drinking!”
“Yeah. Every time Chris is in town, he takes Shauna out and they get smashed. But that’s about twice a year.”
“Wait, wait, wait, how is he your brother-in-law, then?”
“Oh. At my wedding, my wife introduced her brother to me, and i introduced him to my sister.”
“But how is he…. I don’t get…”
“I married my wife, so I’m related to her brother.”
“She has a black brother!?!”
“Um….yes.” EVENTUALLY the penny dropped and he never spoke to me again for my tour at that site.

Some people are not fit for this world.

Holy Smoked #fundie

“Question: Why do atheists always compare belief in Jesus with Santa Claus?”
A bedrock belief that we hold only because we were told to believe it by people we trusted, which some people never lose, but many of us questioned and eventually outgrew?
Can’t imaging why they’re so comparble.

“One is our Lord in Heaven and the other brought presents to him when he was born”
No, no, you’re thinking of the Three Reindeer. And they showed up when he was about 2 or so.

Frank Schlernitzaver #fundie #crackpot #dunning-kruger

“Uh, none of the evidence of eviloution is undisputed, it is ALL disputed,”
Not really. You aren’t pointing out actual flaws in the science, or the methodology of an experiment, or anything. You’re disputing the conclusion. “If that were true, then the Bible would be WRONG!” is the gist and the essence of your ‘dispute.’ JUst an argument from conclusions.

“and highly disputed BTW, as it is all based upon flawed and imaginative assumptions,preconceived assumptions again btw.”
No. About 95% of all scientists accept evolutionary theory because it is science. SAYING the assumptions are wrong does nothing to disprove or dispute anything.

“And there is no way to KNOW the sea floors are any younger than any place else on the earth.”
See, that’s a bullshit objection. Science can explain how they came to the conclusion, and what observations led to it, and you just raise the threshold for KNOWING the TROOF!
You don’t examine the process by which they came to the conclusion.

"nswer me this where did the sea floors come from if they are younger- did they just poof appear or what; your thinking is almost comical when thought out.”
Exactly. You read the highlights and chapter titles without understanding the study and reject the conclusion out of hand. THat’s not disputing the science.

“All the matter is same age ALL of it, none of it could be any older or younger unless it was CREATED later (lol).”
Yes, yes, the sediment on the sea floor is likely as old as the universe, but it hasn’t BEEN ‘sediment on the sea floor’ for as long as the continent it eroded off of has been a continent.

“Yes the materials have been sifted sorted BY the global flood of Noah’s day; we see the flood strata everywhere on earth.”
SO, one great big flood managed to deposit lighter materials beneath heavier deposits?
And flood waters churning all the strata sorted dinosaurs into specific strata to appear to follow a timeline? I’d love to see the experiment that sorted dinosaur footprints in the mud to the same strata the dinosaurs ended up in.

"And the water receded back in to the earth and the Mtns rose up after the flood as Bible tells us and we see the overt/obvious evidence of their too in the inverted broken strata layers so we KNOW they rose up and water runs down hill, it always has btw, except in Grand Canyon where it had to flow up hill for millions years to form the canyon but that is the only exception (lol).”
Pick a lane. Provide your evidence OR mock the theory that you don’t even understand. You suck at both, but stick to one or the other.

Shaun Frederick #fundie

“People that dont have sex before marriage and stay faithfull I bet get an std about one in every one million people.”
Sexual contact is the most common form of transmission of STDs but there are methods that entire chaste people can contract an STD. You should look it up rather than guess. Especially if this is turning into a sermon.

"I am confidant this very very rarely happens.”
Look it up.

“Its people like (no offence) you that try to tinker with the rules that get this stuff while trying to follow them.”
Tinker with the rules? WTF that mean?

“Divorce happens more rampant because we think the grass could be greener on the other side of the fence”
You gotta citation for this or just projection of your attitude onto EVERYONE ELSE for no good reason?

"and we are very spoiled, ungodly people now, more than 30 years ago. Not a fact but that is why.”
YESTERDAY was my 38th anniversary. I’m an atheist and I have absolutely never cheated on my wife. Plenty of famous Christains, however, keep getting caught in cheap motels with secretaries, prostitutes, kids…
Take you ‘ungodly’ sneer and shove it up your ass.

“Children are unhappy because of several reasons. Dumb drunk people hooking up and having unwanted children. They end up not getting loved and are therefore unhappy.”
So, no studies quoted, no statistics shown, just a sermon of your feelings of superiority over a promiscuous culture.

“If you take love out of sex it just destroys people.”
Not if everyone involved is clear on the expectations. I knew a couple in the Navy that had an open marriage. They had love for each other but also fucked like weasels with random people they ran into.

“You will see if you and your boyfriend continue on your path.”
They MIGHT see, or they might turn out to be well-adapted to such situations.

Andrew #fundie

No, really don’t think so.
When a textbook says ‘this happened,’ they also tend to explain how we know this to be true.
The bible and many bible apologists just state what happened, or what they feel happened, or completely ignore the meaning of words on the page to rewrite what happened. And the only reason offered is that the bible is infallible.

The_Bladder_Splatter #transphobia

A long time ago, I lived in Charleston and my roommate and I watched a lot of movies. I couldn’t find a movie reviewer that i fully trusted. But i did find one that i always, ALWAYS disagreed with.
SO i used his column. if he didn’t like a movie, i knew i’d enjoy it.

So sorry that you have to sit through the opinions of others rather than just marinate in your own viewpoints.

True Blue #fundie

“Today, we have enough scientific knowledge to prove just about every verse in the Bible that has to do with scientific phenomena.”
Um, every single time the Bible describes the Earth, it’s a flat Earth.
Under a solid sky.
Somewhere there’s a mountain tall enough to stand on it and see ‘every nation in the world.’
Feel free to show the coordinates of this mountain…

"By my reckoning, the only one that's a little iffy is Job 37:18, but even that one has some good, solid indirect evidence.”
The bible describes the sky as solid. God walks around on top if it. Rainwater falls when God opens windows in the sky to let the Waters Above fall down to the clouds.
Clouds are not water vapor in the Bible, they’re physical containers. Only god’s direct hand supports them to keep them from collapsing under the weight of the rainwater they hold.
Pi is exactly three, in the Bible.

Jason Lisle #fundie #crackpot

“Throughout history, human beings have had the tendency to reject their Creator, and replace Him in their lives with gods of their own making.”
Occam’s Razor would just suggest that all human gods are gods of their own making.

I mean, the alternative is that THE ONE GOD appeared a small tribe of people in the Mid-East. Watched people build statues and temples to gods all over the world, but never appeared to anyone but that small, insular people.

Not even one tribe in North America, one tribe in South America, one tribe in Australia…

just17 #fundie

“My husband and I have a friend that we were debating whether she was saved or not.”
That’s not your decision, though, is it? What you’re really asking is is she agrees with your theology. God may not, so it’s possible she’s saved but you’re not.
Not sure how it’s any of your business, anyway?

“Tell them that Jeffrey Dahmer may be in heaven and Mother Theresa may not.”
And I’d say there’s just no knowing until we get there. What does that tell you?

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #wingnut

Yes, yes, let’s concentrate on people who are out of office and never coming back, to spend millions on witchhunts, while Trump’s dementia becomes harder and harder to hide. Good call.
WHY does Obama give you such a hard-on?

bigwhammyRocks #fundie

“Atheism is properly defined as a denial of the existence of God in the midst of full knowledge that the true God does indeed exist.”
Hahahaha. No. ‘Full knowledge that one or more gods exist is not part of the definition of atheism.

“Atheism knows God exists;”
‘Atheism’ is a word that describes people. ‘Atheism’ doesn’t know shit. That’s like saying ‘blue absorbs a certain light frequency’ rather than ‘thngs that absorb a certain frequency of light are called ‘blue.’’

"it is quite familiar with that fact,”
And the idiocy continues.

“but it says "under no circumstance or situation will I admit to God's existence."”
I also don’t believe in Aphrodite. Am I fully aware that Aphrodite exists realio trulio?
How would you tell?

Albert Cipriani #fundie

Okay. So, let’s stipulate that our consciousness comes from a soul, not biochemicals. Sure.
Now, I’ve spent a LOT of time with sailors in various ports. Please explain to me why polluting the blood stream affects the non-physical consciousness?
Why does brain damage or heart attacks change personality?

A non-corporeal soul that persists after the body is dead and dust should not even have an input port for alcohol, weed, meth, NOR depend on a minimum of oxygen reaching the brain, right?
But if the mind is a product of the physical brain, then damage to it would show up downstream of the brain’s operation.

..,,/Jesus_Freak86..,,/ #fundie

“ Maby there is no such thing as gravity but a downward compression”
If there’s no gravity, what makes any direction the ‘down’ direction?

If ‘down’ is from the direction air pushes, wouldn’t we be weightless inside a pressurized container? Like an Airplane, a submarine, a hyperbaric chamber? Congress?

msjones21 #fundie

"bodily, emotionally, or mentally prepared to take on the responsiblity of having many children”
So, women never die of pregnancy, or during childbirth, because God made sure they were ready?

How about willing? It’d be REALLYL cool if god made sure that no women got pregnant unless she was “bodily, emotionally, mentally prepared, AND WILLING, to take on the responsiblity of having children’

@WhiteHouse #wingnut #god-complex

Cameron #fundie

“If the dino was 110 millions years old, he would not be found anywhere near the surface of the Earth.”
Why is that?

“He would be under miles and miles of dirt and sediment and likely decomposed to microscopic particles.”
Assuming a new layer of Earth is delivered from Space every year, I guess?
You’ve never heard of erosion, huh?

“Even villages excavated from several thousand years ago are covered witn many feet of dirt.”
Always? Do they date artifacts and fossils by hoe far under ground they are in feet?
And there’s never any church? Mountains don’t thrust up into the shallows from time to time?

“Think folks! Think!”
Right back atcha, idiot.

David J. Stewart #fundie

“I long to be vindicated in eternity by the Lord Himself regarding the King James Bible debate, and see those wicked BJU pastors reprimanded and see them lose eternal rewards.”
Yes, Davey. God is your revenge fantasy. Everyone that ever wronged you, disagreed with you, or lived their life without you will BURN and you will get a big Heavenly chubby watching thei=r eternal torment.
You’re exactly the kind of Christains that drove me out of the faith.

T-Minus-... #fundie

“Atheist”
Yo!

“now that science is confirming some of what Jesus says”
What would that be?

“are you...?
willing to accept that there might be something to Christianity?”
Not until i know what Jesus knew before Science did.

“Jesus said "as you have believed so shall it be done unto you."”
Telling a Roman Centurian that if his faith is real, his servant will be healed by Christ’s magic.

“Quantum physics is no showing us that what we believe and think has an absolute effect on what happens in the real world.”
Can science show that really strong belief in magic can make magic happen?
You know that what you’re implying is that God need not be real for Jesus’ miracles to have happened. If all the witnesses got swept up in Jesus’ claim that he could perform a miracle, then QM means THEY made the miracle happen, not Jesus or God.

"Check out the book The Divine Matrix (for one of many). Do you still think Jesus is a complete myth?”
Um… No. Have too much to read already. Let me know when they can perform miracles in a lab.

evange #fundie

“It is very hard to read teh bible and not believe.”
Actually, reading the Bible is a large part of WHY I don’t believe.

“A friend of my parents, her uncle, set out to do his thesis on why Christianity is boloney, and at the end of it when he was faced with the evidence, he became a Christian.”
So, Strobels’ fantasy backstory, plagiarized.
Who gives a flying fuck?
Don’t give me ‘this one guy this one time went from anti-theist to Believer, because of the evidence.’
What was the evidence?

Evolutionisforidiots.com #fundie

“If you are an evolutionist atheist,”
I’m an atheist, and i accept evolution, but i don’t study the theory or try to advance it.

“eating anything that was living”
Um… what else is there? The only non-living things we consume are salt, water. Maybe crayons if you’re a Marine.

“is a form of cannibalism. You believe that descendants of animals and even plants could be people someday.”
Hahaha. No. Cannibalism is restricted to eating the flesh of one’s own gene pool.
There are other terms for eating intelligent creatures like Dolphins, Octopuses, Chimps, and so on. But it’s not cannibalism.

“To avoid becoming a cannibal,”
I need to understand what the term ‘cannibal’ means.

“atheists shouldn’t think cannibalism is wrong, because to them, right and wrong don’t exist.”
That’s incorrect. We just don’t think right and wrong are imposed upon a society by an invisble skybeast. We make our own morality.

JonG #fundie

“The Atheist mention 9/11 and religious memorials.”
And…?

“When it got down to the nitty gritty inside those towers 99.99999% of people had to have been praying to God.”
I have faced death without prayer to any skybeast. But whether anyone did out of lasting faith or out of a fear reaction, they all still died, right? No prayer on any of the planes landed them safely. No prayer on any floor of WTC helped them or the first responders. No prayer by any of the families helped those who jumped land safely on the street.
SO, seriously and with all due consideration,
Fuck.
Prayer.

"Like so many other things when the preverbal”
Preverbal is kids that can’t talk yet you illiterate idiot.
DO you mean PROVERBIAL? As in, from Proverbs?

“crap hits the fan is when so called atheist are asking for God's help.”
Wait. YOu don’t have proof that ANYONE prayed at the last minute, but you’re smugly sure that all the atheists did.
Fuck you, fuck your arrogance, fuck your superstition, and fuck your logic.

“Which is what we should all do all the time obviously.”
Obviously? What did the praying accomplish? I mean, besides, OBVIOUSLY, bupkes?

baconbits #fundie

“Actually that's untrue. Creation is a very viable scientific viewpoint,”
No.
Science is naturalistic, no supernatural. Start off already wrong.

"but the only problem is that it is a miraculous event and therefore”
And therefore not science. By definition.

“I don't think you should because evolution is no more defensible from the evidence than you accuse creationism to be, especially when you combine it with atheism.”
No, it’s not atheist, either. It’s secular, just like ALL of science.

“If you are an atheist evolutionist explain the creation of the first cell?”
That's not evolution. Sorry.

"As an evolutionist explain how mutations lead towards dramatic changes?”
Very small incremental changes that accumulate over time. Lots of time.

“Intelligent design explains things as they are. Species were created for the enviornments they now exist in”
And that’s miraculous. A supernatural event. Not science.

Maria :) #fundie

“What women fail to realize is that except on rape or incest instances, they must be accountable for their actions.”
Yes, and they are.
Problem is when you say ‘accountable for their actions’ you MEAN they have to make the same decision you would And if they don’t you’ll make it for them.
And you’re a woman hating nutcase.

JayWJr #fundie

“Unbelievers do not have a freewill.”
Okay.

“In fact, unbelievers are dead in their sins and trespasses against God.”
Jesus fuck learn English.
But if i have no free will, why am i to be punished for sins?

"Jesus said, "You shall know the Truth and the Truth will make you free." Until the point of salvation, unregenerate man has nothing that even approaches freedom and certainly not his will.”
And you know this because…. Someone put it in a book.

“He can only do the will of his father, the devil.”
So any atheist that has ever been saved, it’s because The Devil made him do it?
I have the doubt.

“But when a person is saved, then God is in control of the will and it's Gods freewill, not our own that is in control.”
So…. So, NO ONE has free will. Then what’s the point of Heaven or Hell?

fracturedInfinity #fundie

“ This got me to pondering, has anyone ever taken the supposed conditions of Noah's flood and tried to reproduce it on a small scale to see if we can create fossils or oil?”
Just set up a flood that sorts the bones. Shouldn’t be hard. Usually they’re all jumbled together, but the Great Flood separated bodies by species. Dinosaurs of a given species, and their young, and their eggs, and their nests, all sort to the same level. Set THAT experiment up.

dr.knows18 #fundie

“ Who says scientific evidence means something is true?”
Be sure to bring that up at your murder trial, if the forensics guys say there’s evidence you’re innocent.

“The only proof for science is more science.”
And, well, results. I mean, you’re on the internet because of science. Your GPS works because of science. Your phone. Your microwave. Fridge. Fuzebox. Television. Air conditioner. Preserved foods. Glasses, insulin, pacemaker, teeth implants, and so on and so on.

"Out of infinite randomness for infinite time came the existence of matter because it was infinitely possible to happen eventually.”
Uh, no.

“I dismiss it because I choose not to follow science because it is only proved by what we have already decided we understand, not through faith.”
This is true, we trust science, we don’t have ‘faith’ in it. But if you weren’t going to play, why bother to reply to teh thread?