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Born Wisdom Allah #fundie

“Atheist? Where do your rights come from?”
The social contract.

“God is the head of this nation and I think this is tough for some atheist and secularist to grasp.”
I grasp the concept fine. It’s just bullshit. God isn’t even a citizen of this country, much less head of the nation.

“We get our God given rights from our Creator and the government is set up as a secondary appendage to protect those God given rights but the government gets it's power from the people and not the other way around.”
Nothing in the government appeals to any god as the source of rights.
The Declaration mentions ‘their creator’ which is deism, not Christain, but that’s not actually part of the government. Just a bit letter-of-intent to George.

“I think this is why you see this split.”
No, sweetie, your split is fictional.

“Many liberals, atheist and secularist don't believe in God so are rights come from the state. This means the government is almighty and they push for a nanny state.”
No, the government is not almighty, the Bill of Rights actually limits governmental powers. And any time we try to limit the greed of capitalism, conservatives shout ‘NANNY STATE!’ it’s tiring.

“Most Conservatives have a belief in God and they want less government and more individual control because they believe our individual rights come from our Creator and government is there to protect our rights.”
You SAY that, but then you want government in complete control of textbooks, healthcare, the doctor/patient relationship, available drugs, available treatments, and available diagnoses.

“The question is if your rights do not come from a Creator then where do your rights as an individual come from?”
Society. Some are spelled out by the government, some are not.

“If there's no God, then you have no rights except those that other men want to give you.”
If there IS a god, we still only have the rights other men want to give to us. Never heard of God coming down to stop an abortion and say ‘No, the baby has a right to live’ or stop an adoption by a single parent and say ‘No, the child has a right to a mother AND a father.’

In all cases, even if you appeal to God, it’s dependent on what men TELL us god wants us to have.

CarolHurricane L #fundie

“Were most atheists sexually molested as children?”
Why would your mind go there, huh? How’s that chain work.
“I don’t believe in your god.”
“Oh, went to kiss Grandpa good night and he stuck his tongue down your throat?”
“????”

“What would drive them to turn away from Jesus?”
Christain, actually.
“I have questions.”
“HOW DARE YOU!”
“It just doesn’t make sense to me that…”
“You were NEVER a real Christain, then!”
“Okay, but i still don’t understand…”
“Just ignore your questions and BELIEVE!”
“Yeah, I don’t need this shit.”

eclipsoul #fundie

“The maint thrust of this thread is the following question: Why can't you get on your knees and pray for mercy?”
I see no reason to believe there’s anyone who’d be listening.

“I contend that it is because you are a slave to death.”
Just making shit up and slapping it on the wall to see if it sticks.
Nope. Doesn’t.

“My evidence is that you don't want to live forever.”
That’s not evidence. What you have is a projection. I’m not embracing your superstition, so you think it’s a matter of choosing death.

“My evidence is that you won't believe in anything that says you can.”
Not ’won’t.’ I fucking ’can’t.’
Your god makes no sense, your (everyone’s) arguments for it depend on wishful thinking, poor math, poorer history, and piss-poor science.

“My evidence is that you think life is bad, and can't wait for it to end.”
Again, you have no evidence, you just make shit up and apply it to others.

“And my final evidence is... because you simply refuse to get on your knees and pray for mercy.”
So, tell me, do YOU refuse to pray to Thor for a good battle death? Or do you just not think there’d be any point to doing so?

“You can't. And that is because your freedom is chained.”
Hardly.

“You are a slave until you ask to be released. But you won't ask. Why?”
You just keep asking for my motivation to rejecting what i see as your superstition. I see it as a superstition, not a reality. What more can I say?

Ceridwen #fundie

“Your moral conscience tells you that God and the state should execute people who express their greed through shoplifting.”
Shoplifting.
A capital offense.
My impression is that most shoplifters do it for the thrill or to survive. Sure, some pinch pennies by stealing groceries, but i really doubt all that many. And it’s not something that brings death to others.

Now, when executives of insurance companies establish policies that’ll KILL PEOPLE so their profits can increase, that’d be a death-sentence from me.

But death for shoplifting? I find that morally offensive, really.

“You know that shoplifters deserve death -- and more than death, they deserve to have God lay an infinite curse upon them.”
i don’t even know of a crime that deserves infinite punishment you whacko.

Carolannej #fundie

“you can watch a rock or a creature for billions of years it will NEVER change into anything else!”
Well, yes. This is why the fossil of a t-rex looks like a t-rex, not a Rhode Island Red.

“the evolution argument is falling apart.”
Nope. Still going strong.

“micro-evolution does not happen, macro - yes.”
You fucked that up.
You want a mulligan? Wanna go out and come in again?

“If we eveolved? from apes, what happened to our missing chromozones and the stregnth that is inherent to primates?”
Evolved means change, right? We changed in that evolution. What a dumb question.

“Darwin was pissed off with God over the death of his little girl and so concocted a theory that still there is no proof of.”
The theory came well before his problem with organized religion.

“I have seen proof of God with my own eyes, show me proof of evolution”
No. Do your own homework.

Charlie Kirk #conspiracy #wingnut

dr. misanthrope #sexist

“As men, obviously we appreciate a few whores here or there…. And it's not the worst thing in the world to look at women or have sex.”
My wife lets me look at women without taking it personally.
All the sex i have ever had has been with her permission, though.

“Still, the never ending, infinite number of whores in the world is starting to make me a little ill.”
Sounds like you’re doing that to yourself.

“There's no end to it. Honestly, do these women want to do anything else with their lives other than take their clothes off and have dirty sex with random men, and film it for the world to see? Can they think of nothing else to do? And don't they want” to settle down with one man and become a mother?”
You spend a lot of time on Pornhub, I see.

“Again, I just don't understand how there could be so many whores. Millions and millions. It just boggles the mind.”
Use more limiting search terms, I would suggest.

David J. Stewart #fundie

“Mormon doctrines promote sex-abuse! The whole underlying notion is that Mormons are expected to provide more earthly bodies for waiting spirits in a lower heaven, to enable them to earn a higher celestial state.”

kind OF. SEMI-sorta.
Mormons have three heavens. Everyone goes to 1st heaven, which is actually Hell. But it’s SO MUCH BETTER than life on Earth, you’d think you were in paradise.
Christains all go to the 2nd Heaven. It’s so much better than 1st Heaven you’d think you were in paradise. And by comparison, you’d think 1st Heaven was Hell!
Third Heaven is for Mormons. Yadda, yadda, paradise, so much betterer…
Thing is, the church promises that you can advance.
Your descendents worship Jesus through you which gives you power in the afterlife. And Mormons on Earth can get dead ancestors baptized as Mormons even if they never heard of it.
Eventually, spirits get enough power to create their own world and be a god to it.

“This heresy is as bizarre as it is unbiblical. So if a little girl is taught from the time she's born that heaven is counting on her to be sexual active... well, you get the picture.”
No, David. They don’t say ‘sexually active’ they say ‘a good wife and mother.’ Much the way you talk about your expectations of women.

“One of the dirty little secrets that the newsmedia doesn't tell the public in Mormon sex abuse cases, is that the molested children are often happy to be victimized, because they've been brainwashed to think they are serving the Mormon god.”
Yes, the sepratist groups teach this, much the way branch Davidians did and any other Christain schisms where the leader thinks he’s Jesus. Big whoop.

“Literally, many Mormon children have been brainwashed by their Mormon parents to look forward to being sexually molested.”
Not because of Mormon Doctrine, though, you illiterate bigog. Because of sepratists crazypants practices.

Ketam #fundie

What I love about the Bible. A significant number of people insist that it’s literally true, but the verses that literally cannot be true aren’t to be taken literally, anyway.
No two believers have the same estimate of illiteral verses.

E. C. Everett #fundie

Wow. Never go full moron.

Political Correctness is an effort to prevent giving accidental offense to someone. Don’t say ‘copyboy’ if some of them are ‘copygirls,’ for example.

" Witch burnings?”
The thumpers who identified, arrested, and tortured witches were not accidental, they fully intended to offend the minions of Satan that they found. No one ever dropped ‘witch’ accidentally and apologized.

“The "Reign of Terror?""
As above, the French Revolutionaries fully intended to offend the shit out of the French elitists, nobles, and Royals. Not PC.

“The Bolsheviks?”
The Political Party, or the Russian Revolution? Either way, the socialists intended great offense to the Russian Royalty.

“National Socialism? Mao's purges? Tiannenman Square?”
None of which had anything to do with PC.

Anonymous #fundie

"Any person who obeys his parents cannot ask them any questions.”
Wow, you’re an idiot.
I was enlisted for 20 years and while there was never any question about obeying the officers appointed over me, I had to ask questions ALL THE TIME.

“Who are you to ask your father any questions when he instructs you to do anything?”
If he wants anything done, I’m the one needing amplification.

My dad once told me that the two WORST things you can hear from a subordinate are:
’That’s what you told me to do.’
and ‘You didn’t tell me to do that.’
If Dad, or the LT, or even God gives me an order that conflicts with a previous order, I need to know if the original is still in effect. Is there a priority?
Or maybe details are not as he expects. “Back the truck out of the driveway.”
“Okay. But should i move the trailer before I do that?”

"If you should do that, then of course, you must die.”
Oh, bend way over and suck your own ass, fascist prick.

“Who are you to murmur against your father for giving you instructions?”
Since Dad had a little dementia in the last couple of years before he died, who i am is the grownup.

“Who are you to be annoyed against your father for advising you?”
The older he got the more conservative he got. Constantly telling jokes about how worthless government workers are… Forgetting that my wife and I are both government workers. He doesn’t get a pass for that just for being my dad.

“If you should ask any questions, you are inviting death.”
Yes, yes, that’s the ideal interpersonal relationship, top-down authority, bottom-up sucking up.

“Whatever your parents ask you to do, you should obey them implicitly in order to receive God's blessings.”
The god that punished two children who couldn’t even tell right from wrong, and is STILL punishing us all for that gross miscarriage of justice?
Fuck his blessings.

messenjaH #fundie

“Would you please stop trying to use my age [14] against me...”
Dude, if you had actual evidence for your side, your age would not matter.
But until you learn to filter the bullshit, it kinda stands out.

“I have read testimonies by creationists ….”
Ever see the first Terminator movie? The psychiatrist talking about how utterly insane Reese’s story was, but carefully constructed to justify why there’s absolutely no supporting evidence for it?

And dismisses the story completely?

The audience accepts it, but then, WE had access to observations that showed it to be true.

Creationists are ALL THE TIME saying they’ve seen evolutionists destroy or hide or ignore evidence. But they never QUITE explain why they were there at the time… Or why the scientists blatantly violated standard procedures, and ethics, with a witness watching them.

ShySaxon #sexist #Psycho

“[Serious] Incel haters are the real terrorists”
Terrorism is using violence to achieve political ends.
The end i desire with respect to incels is that they shut the fuck up. What violence Have I committed towards that end, doofus?

“We’re not terrorists for being virgins. It’s ridiculous to say such things.”
How many incels imply or suggest or outright SAY that if women don’t fuck them, they’ll shoot up a school, a mall, a Taylor Swift concern?
That’s using violence to achieve sex, which to incels is political.

"The REAL terrorists are those that mock, ridicule and TERRORISE incels into committing suicide or conforming to modern societies insane standards and “respecting wahmen” who despise us and want us dead.”
So, by asking you to behave by the same standards I hold myself to, I’m driving you to suicide?
“Respect women!” “I’d sooner KILL MYSELF!”
Yeah, that’s my fault, Uh huh.

“If you have hated on incels, have a look at incelgraveyard on r*ddit and look at all of the incels who have killed themselves because they couldn’t handle life anymore.”
Uh huh. They’ve consciously made fucking-a-stacy the entire idea behind their life, and when they don’t get a stacy, they rope? That has nothing to do with me.

"Many of them were likely bullied irl and probably online too for something completely out of their control: their looks.”
I’ve been bullied, too. For my looks, for my intellect, for my choices, for my wife… I just haven’t gone incel.

“Fuck the incelphobic haters and terrorists.”
Incelphobia would be an IRRATIONAL fear or hatred of incels. That’s unlikely.
Terrorism is entirely on their shoulders.

Bro. Kyle Davis #fundie #homophobia #transphobia #conspiracy

You make it sound like brainwashing.
But seriously, IFF teachers had brainwashing powers:
The kids would leave their phones at home.
The kids would show up with a pencil and some paper at each class.
The kids would be handing in homework.
Reading.
Not wearing Axe body spray in quantities to delouse a junkyard.
Not wearing five pounds of makeup and/or hair product.
Not fighting AND if a fight did break out, stop it rather than film it. Because their phones would be at home.
Not using AI.
Reading something else.

Somewhere down around priority 400 is the New World Order.

Are your kids staying up late to make sure their homework is correct?

Apolitical3678 #racist

“Blacks when a White officer kills a violent black criminal:”
Pay more attention. When a white officer kills a black and the entire police department blames it on the black without an investigation… Like Brianna Taylor.

vaccineregrets #quack #conspiracy

“Should we trust Tylenol’s 2017 tweet??”
How about i would not trust RFK to administer clear shoe polish on a pair of boots. The entire kakistocracy is incomptetent to lead, much less diagnose.

Justice League #conspiracy

“there is old saying one bad apple dont spoil the whole bunch...”
The SAYING is that one bad apple DOES spoil the whole bunch.
You’re thinking of and quoting a song by the OSMONDS who tried to argue that “one bad apple DON’T spoil the whole bunch, girl.” Meaning you were screwed by a boy you dated, ignore that and give me a chance.

“Ben would you have the courage to risk your "reputation" and come out in a really public way, and become the poster child of UFOLOGY?”
I mock UFOLOGISTS, but not out of envy. I mean, two gods fly over a city with auras around them and he interprets the auras as spaceships. Gonna need a more solid basis than that for ‘evidence.’

rismom5 #fundie

" DD who is 9 and if something like this happened to her. I would kill the person that did it to her before killing the baby.”
But the question remains, would you look your Darling in the eye and say, “Sorry, it’s murder, you have to take the baby to full term. Hope you don’t die.”??
Oh. You would.

Killing the rapist is revenge. Killing your daughter is virtue signaling.
No one is suggesting the abortion is revenge you dumb twisted bitch.
The pregnancy is a health burder to a 9 year old. All pregnancies have a risk of death.

Paul Bury #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy #dunning-kruger

“We are not taking advantage of the tragedies.”
Oh, stuff a sock in your moral superiority dress, you have no clothes on.

Who was selling t-shirts at Kirk’s memorial, then?
Did anyone on the left suggest George Floyd’s face on the dollar coin?
Is it someone on the LEFT who got Kimmel kicked off the air?
After Pelosi’s husband was attacked, Trump Junior suggested making the victim his halloween costume. Anything similar? Anyone on the left hoping to go trick/treating as Charlie Kirk’s Trachea?

sweethoneysempai #fundie

“moral of the story if you talk shit about vegans i will punch you in the crotch really hard, or at least I will really really want to”
I have to suspect that all the shit you’re getting is in direct response to the shit you’ve given out. I mean, people don’t bring up omnivores at my meals. My wife’s dinners are rather often vegetarian, but no one gives her a ration of shit on those occassions.

Sorry your birthday sucked, but most people invited to a birthday aren’t such nutburgers. I’d have to know how you behaved at other meals to judge their behavior at this one.

Ashleigh #fundie

“Maybe, but maybe science is FAULTY!”
Maybe. Can you actually show this to be true?

“Anyways, there is a person my Dad went to college with (at PCC)”
I would believe that at some point, Kent Hovind spoke in Portland, but he did not go to college, there.
You misunderstood or your dad lied.

“and he opened this theme park type place called Dino land (or something like that), for Christains who beleive how God actually created the earth (the Biblical way!).”
Yes, and he ignored the safety requirements so the place is shoddy and dangerous, and he didn’t withhold the taxes for any of his employees, and he got put in jail for it.

“There, they actually FOSSILIZED a teddy bear.”
I’m quite willing to bet they didn’t.
I’ve seen a cat in a museum which was trapped under a house and mummified. They labeled it ‘a fossilized cat.’
I’ve seen a cowboy boot that was encased when pulverized rock got wet and became cement. They labeled it as ‘fossilized’ boot. It’s not, it’s just in rock.

“What does this tell you about science now?”
It tells me creationists are liars who tell lies to people who don’t know enough to catch them. Science, however has words that mean things.

Various Commenters #transphobia #wingnut #fundie

“Truth is not hate.”
Willfully staying at least 100 years behind the science, and insisting YOU’RE the one with the Truthiness, though, is very probably hate. Or at least, that stance lends itself directly to hate, hateful behavior, hateful language, hateful goals, and laughing at hateful jokes.

“So what....was science and biology not legit just 30 years ago?”
No, I think you were surrounded by people who were not the top-performers in biological science and your lazy ass hasn’t bothered to keep up with changes, either. We’ve had transgendered people as long as history goes back. It’s not just a recent invention meant to inconvenience or horrify YOUR dumb ass.

lhahn1999 #fundie

Somewhere I saw a t-shirt that said 80% of conservative outrage is just people finding out how things actually work for the first time.

These are the same people who create rules for books to be in the school library and are GOBSMACKED when someone can get the Bible banned by closely following the rules.
As Judas once said, ‘Surprise, motherfuckers.’

coadie #fundie

“Darwinism is idolatry and sorcery.”
Nope. Just science. Observations and hypotheses and theories.

"Some sxzeem to think dabbling in it in moderation is OK.”
More like ‘a little knowledge is dangerous.’

“When we see the evil and vile men involved in the evolution movement, Good Christians stay away from it.”
Yes, yes, all the people doing the GOOD WORK of LYING for JESUS, that’s what Good Christains want.

“the counsel of 1Blessed is the man that walketh not in the ungodly, nor standeth in the way of sinners, nor sitteth in the seat of the scornful.”
Can you say it in English or are you stuck with imperfect communications?

“2But his delight is in the law of the LORD; and in his law doth he meditate day and night.”
God said not to lie. And not to gossip. And not to judge anything before actually seeing enough of it to understand it. Hardly any creationist observes these rules when confronting evolution.

2nd Smartest Guy in the World/The Ethical Skeptic #quack #wingnut #crackpot #conspiracy

“Not only are children now poisoned by these gene altering injections…”
The only way to inject a gene-altering drug to affect an entire organism is to inject the nuclear of the egg when it’s still a one-celled organism.
The vaccine shot is NOT big enough to have the material to replace all the DNA in your body. Nor is it targeted to the nucleus of every fucking cell in your body.
And your DNA is not like a computer operating system where the code can be updated or overwritten, it’s chemical, and the chemicals must be replaced. A shot with that much material would be about a teaspoon and a half, Assuming every Gene could be successfully targeted without any losses.
This is just a stupid fear.

nxdismycope #sexist

“valentine day is here and i want you all to know one thing.

THE ONLY reason your alone this valentne day, is because you are ugly.”
I think those of you referring to women as holes, or toilets, or screeching at them like gibbons, may have a couple other reasons.

“THE ONLY reason your not gonna wake up to a BJ and pancakes from stacy, is because you didnt won the genetics lottery”
Dude, no one wakes up to blowjobs AND pancakes. Even Chad has to make a choice.

“THE ONLY reason your not gonna have a fun valentine day outside with a 10/10 foid, full of sex and fun activities, is because you HAD NO LUCK.”
Also, your unwillingness to compromise on anything LESS than a 10/10 women is a problem. you entitled dumbasses think you deserve the experience everyone dreams of BECAUSE you have no chance to get it.
Not how it works.

“YOU DIDNT DO ANYTHING BAD.”
Everything you do is bad, and a justification for being worse.

"its not your fault. its not a result of decisions you made. its just cuz you had no luck and you were born ugly.”
And then went and became even uglier, all the way down to the bone.

“chad didnt do anything special to be able to fuck stacies, and you didnt do anything special to have this lonely sexless life. its all luck.”
This is a central tenet of your religion, and like all of religion, it’s a self-serving lie you tell yourself.

“from day 1 it didnt matter what you would do, the outcome would be the same. a lonely, sexless life.
always remember that its not your fault, you are not to blame.”
Everything you believe is about not having to put ANY effort into change. It’s already decided, but you cannot be satisfied with that. You have to bitch about it.

Patrick Michael #sexist #wingnut

“The libs did it.”
The libs invented the weekend so you could have a Saturday Night to booze up and cruise chicks. And this is the thanks we get?

“With their women empowerment CRAP.”
You know, if i actually realized that only desperate, broken women would date me, I don’t think I’d mention it much…

"Making women think they have the right to say no to a man when he asks her on a date is just wrong.”
I can see why you have difficulties in a world where women have options.

"It’s criminal, I say!”
Based on what legal principle, would you say?

“Mr President won’t tolerate it. He will arrest any woman that turns down a man."
Kinda need a law to be broken for that to happen. Also, if THIS president made sure every swinging dick got a date, who’d fuck him? Sloppy seconds? No, that’s not likely. Trump cares nothing for other men except to compare himself to them. You can’t get a date? He grabs them by the pussy.

“No ifs, ands, or buts. Women will obey men again in this new Autocratic America.”
Not a fan of history, are you? Never heard of prostitutes in Viet Nam hiding razor blades in their pussy? In the cardboard of a toilet paper roll? You’ll definitely wish they’d said no. Esp. as you bleed out in the waiting room of an ER that’s been defunded by the same pres.

“Got a problem with it?”
Yes, I really do.
“Leave!”
Nope. It’s still my country, and i did 20 in the military for it. You? Trump?
I’m guessing Queen Elizabeth spent more time in uniform than you have.

“Go to Canada! Suffer with the superior healthcare! Good riddance!”
Not your decision to make you deluded twat-waffle.

Dragonmom #transphobia

“Told my college grad daughter when she was in high school and encountered trans classmates "As long as they don't do anything permanent they can dress how they want.”
So wonderful of you to grant that much permission.

“In 10 years we will look back in horror."
Probably some people said the same thing about interracial marriages. And Same Sex marriages. And women having the freedom to open a bank account without a man.
Bigotry always looks the same and uses the same shallow meaningless arguments to lose.

“Well it has been 10 years and it still continues. Most disappointing aspect is the women who support this including my own daughter. What happened to the sisterhood of women we grew up with?”
THey actually put effort into understanding this aspect of human existence? Just guessing.

J.K.Rowling #transphobia #conspiracy #pratt

Reminds me of Dilbert’s Scott Adams. Became more and more of a cartoon by hitching his wagon to Trump.
Just going further andfurther down the sinkhole, JK.

Ice-Flyer #fundie

“The pedophiles are THRILLED at the PROGRESS that the gay and lesbian and especially now the Transgendered people have made for themselves.”
Yes, they are.
Of course, they’ve always been pretty delusional.
But so are the most rabidly pedophobics.

"On zero scientific basis they have convinced the world that they were born this way thus requiring rights”
No, sweetie, they don’t REQUIRE rights, the gays and transgendered are saying that there’s no secular basis to discriminate against them. And all you can do is bring up your religious hatred.

"(above that of all others and religion and such)”
Just like that.

"and more.”
Women living as women want to be treated as women and you’re poorly equipped to be the ones to decide who is and isn’t a women.

“Guess what liberal progressives...you have spawned EXACTLY the arguments pedophiles now intend to use...after all, they were “born this way!””
Doesn’t matter a fuck, as what they want is NOT limited to ‘consenting adults.’ That’s what makes it different and that’s why the ‘born this way’ argument fails.

N. Brio Da Zuera #moonbat #psycho #homophobia

Vladimir Plyuschev #biphobia #racist

The entire point of the Olympics is to allow countries to compete peacefully. You guys chose to start a war. This seems like a fully justified consequence of your invasion. And subsequent assholish treatment of peace efforts and ceasefires.

Tulsi Gabbard 🌺 #fundie #wingnut #transphobia

“So why is it that people like Jen Psaki and others have such a spontaneous visceral negative reaction to those who are praying to God for refuge, strength, and for the wellbeing of the victims of this heinous attack?”
Because it’s meaningless.
It’s not a visceral reaction. We see you fob off any responsibility for or help to a victim with ‘thoughts and prayers,’ which is basically ‘feelings and spellcasting.’ And we know that you aren’t going to do shit beyond the spellcasting for any of the victims. So you’ve done fuck-all but you feel smug about it. Like you’ve accomplished something positive.
I could JUST as effectively say my 14th level Cleric implored Ishtar on their behalf to make things more betterer.

Lorenzo De La Cruz #fundie

“'Atheism is a denial of a god.'”
Actually, atheism is the denial of all gods.

“'Therefore It Is A Religious Position,'”
There are zillions of religious positions.
‘Mormons are weird’ is a religious position.
Every single ethnic joke that uses one or more religions is a religious position.
Not to be confused with ‘therefore it’s a religion.’

"'Indeed, A True Atheist Thinks Of The Gods Constantly, Albeit In Terms of Denial.”
Meh. I think of the gods when I’m confronted with believers. Not during sex or EMERGENCY! reruns or watching M*A*S*H, or NCIS. Driving. Had a heart attack two weeks ago, didn’t think of gods while i was in the Intensive Care Ward.

"Therefore, Atheism Is A Form Of Belief.”
Oh, no, it fucking isn’t. If YOU have an opinion on why no one worships Marduk or Zeus or Odin any more, is that your religion?

“If The Atheist Truly Did Not Believe, He Or She Would Not Bother To Deny.'”
Wow, that’s stupid. I answer a question honestly and you still feel the need to provided my motivations and the ACTUAL answer.
And again, if someone suggests you might be Muslim, does your denial mean you DO believe in Allah, you just reject him?
Think this shit through. Or just go straight to keeping your nose out of shit that’s too complicated for you.

Liberty Council #transphobia

“To insist that God “made a mistake” by putting someone in the wrong body is anti-Christ-like thinking that insists that God is fallible.”
Oh, please, DO shut up. You are also the people to insist that if we suffer from a chronic condition you CANNOT ignore, then it’s part of God’s perfect plan. You’ll label it a challenge to test us and strengthen us, as long as we don’t lose our faith.
So, your input not only is not neither desired or required, it’s inconstant, usually political, and subject to the needs of your faithiness.
So shut your fucking piehole.

Mattapoisett64 #fundie

“s before it becomes a sin against marital chastity?”
Dude, ‘chastity’ is not the same as ‘celibacy.’
Celibacy is not having sex. Including in your imagination.
Chastity is only having the sex with the person you’re supposed to sex. If your wife touches your peepee while washing your balls, it’s not a violation of ‘marital chastity,’ no matter how hard you get, or how long she takes to wash it.

STFU and let her molest you, you’re fine.

Scronx #racist

“Einstein, as if … atom bombs were the very pinnacle of human living.”
Ever use a GPS guide? Driving instructions, location finder, address look-up?
They use relativity. if GPS didn’t take Einstein’s relativity into account, it wouldn’t work.
IIRC, they use GPS to position satellites these days. So even if you eschew GPS, your phone, your TV channels, your computer downloads, all use relativity.

Clif High #crackpot #ufo #racist #conspiracy

“Aliens is RACIST!”
Aliens? The second Xenomorph movie? Racist?
What i remember is that the ultimate evil was the guy from corporate. The aliens were just surviving as programmed. The closest to a racist gesture was Vasquez being on a smart gun, essentially a death sentence for some crime(s?) she committed. But the other smart-gun operator was as white as Thor.

Or do you mean the entire concept of life from another planet?
Most of the smarter SciFi writers I favor think that meeting aliens will be transformative. Star Trek aside, there’s pretty much NO CHANCE they’ll resemble white humans more than, say, blacks. They’ll be SO FUCKING ALIEN to our expectations that the differences between the tribes here will seem inconsequential. It’ll be like watching the Klansmen from 100 years ago bitching that Italians didn’t even look human, much less like whites

Matt Walsh #wingnut

I have a better idea. Just remember back to the plot to kidnap a democrat governor. Or the guy that shot two congresspeople and their families. Or the guy that beat up Pelosi’s husband and left him for dead.
Do you remember how the Republicans reacted to the ACTUAL deaths and harms inflicted on Democrats in each instance?
Do you DARE recall how they laughed and joshed…?

You guys have been fomenting political violence for a few fucking years, along with zero gun controls, and now act all butthurt that your people are being shot at.
I feel absolutely no sympathy for any of you fuckers and your outrage.

Mike Stone #crackpot #wingnut #racist #magick #conspiracy

In the movie Snake Eyes, Charles Kirkland is an actual member of the government. Not just some mouthy influencer (which didn’t exist back then). So, no, it’s not revealing their plan.
Just a coincidence

various commenters #wingnut #quack

“I'm old enough to remember when there was no such thing as SIDS. Then all of a sudden, it was an epidemic.”
I would love to see your birth certificate, then. Is it in hieroglyphics? Stone tablet?
We’ve known of sudden unexplained deaths of infants for THOUSANDS of years. They’ve only formally studied it as a unique event since about the 40’s. Your exaggeration just shows you weren’t paying attention to such things when you were little. S’ fine, none of us did.
But you’re not older than SIDS.

Kathy Stephens #fundie

“I do not like the website one bit!”
Much shock. Full amaze.
Of course, reading the URL, I’m going to go WAY out on a limb and say, that’s the entire point.

“I am a Christian and find that this website is distasteful and dishonors everything we believe in!”
You believe in unending torture, infinite punishment for a finite amount of crime. I can’t think of any reason to HONOR that shit.

"Christians have rights”
Just like everyone else does.

“and you are infringing upon my rights by allowing no censorship to take place!”
What right do you think this impinges upon, sweetie?Is it taking away your belief in your chosen savior in any way? Does saying ‘Suck It, Jesus, you jabron!’ make you worship Jesus any less?
What are you whining about?

"This world is filthy and you helped make it this way.”
God made the world, and God made men to be wicked, it’s in our nature, so GOD made the world this filthy. I can’t see how you could possibly excuse his contributions to the state of the world.

jayswife29 #fundie

“I have a very hard time telling my kids that what they are learning in science is NOT true, and if we did evolve from monkeys, then WHY are monkeys still here?”
Yes, I would hope you have a hard time trying to convince your kids that your stupidity is more valid than the science they learn in school.
HOPEFULLY they take your bullshit to a teacher who can set them straight.
Oh. It’s 20 years old. Hopefully they TOOK your bullshit to a teacher or the internet and got it straight.

I remember I was heartbroken the first time i found out that my dad didn’t know what he was talking about. However, he was quite chuffed to realize that I could do all his math for him.

Grandma Eileen #transphobia #fundie

“Rainbows can be found everywhere now and, in every store on children's clothing, toys, books, stickers, cards, backpacks, hair clips - it is a subtle way of influencing their young innocent minds.”
That’s hilarious. SOOOOOO funny I want to barf.

Since having our first kid, I’ve noticed that Noah’s Flood is everywhere. It’s a staple of nursery design. Toys of the ark and all the cute animals, wall and window decals of the ark and all the cute animals, lamps displaying the ark and all the cute animals, kaleidoscopes of the ark and all the cute animals, patches on clothes, crib mobiles, sheets, pillowcases, diaper bags, jackets, raincoats (Ah-ha-ha! I see what you did there), bath toys (Ahha! Again!), train sets, kids’ play areas, theme park restrooms, children’s hospital wings decorations… You guys don’t even blink at a kid growing up surrounded by a story of GENOCIDE, of wiping out ALL OF HUMANITY save 8, every man, woman, child, toddler, infant, fetus, and blastocyst, for unspecified wickedness which, it turns out, was inside us all the whole time, we’re born with it… But you’re upset at the slightest suggestion that exploring the way you were made to express yourself is not a thing to be ashamed of?
There’s something WRONG with you people. Genocide is godly, gender transition MUST be from Satan?
And not willing to chance that a rainbow is just a rainbow. Simple physics. About as threatening as cumulonimbus.
God hide you special snowflakes from the rest of us…

1peter315 #fundie

“Reasons [to disbelieve] are man made, they stem from fallible minds.”
Are you sure about that? Isn’t the fact of God existing the very reason you don’t accept Allah as real?
So, the fact of Zeus would have been a great reason not to accept Jehovah as real, no?
And I do not believe in Zeus OR Jehovah, so what I need is a reason to think that one of them is different than the other.

"While there may be reasons that advocate the absence of God, these reasons merely destroy the faith's credibility, but never its validity.”
SO, your faith in god is valid, but not necessarily credible?
Can you offer any examples in the real world where a person with no credibility offers testimony that’s taken as valid, anyway?

Parents With Inconvenient Truths about Trans #transphobia #fundie

“We’ve heard much about ROGD (Rapid Onset Gender Dysphoria),”
I really doubt there’s any such thing except in the needs of PITT parents, who are desperate to pretend their kids was ‘normal’ until captured by the fad.

mickey #fundie

“Theists that are evolutionists have chosen the STUPIDnatural, lazy god over the SUPERnatural all-powerful, all-knowing God.”
Dude, you’re a fucking moron.
The evotheist god set things in place millions of years ago, and still got things to turn out the way he wanted.
Your god invented a man but thought he’d pick a beast of the field as a helpmeet. Instead, he had to jimmy up Woman at the last second. Your god is an idiot.
The literalist god flooded the entire world to get rid of ‘the wicked.’ THEN realized that man is just wicked from the way he’s built and the flood accomplished fuck-all.

"There are just as deluded as atheists.”
I think you mean ‘they’? THEY are just as deluded…?

“And please, please show me one "biblical literalist" that BELIEVES in evolution.”
Dude, the science speaks for itself. It’s YOUR task to justify science and your superstition, not ours.

George Yurich #fundie

“Women who have abortions should be locked away in an insane asylum because they are obviously insane for having an abortion instead of having the baby and then giving the baby up for adoption because there are thousands of couples who want to adopt babies.”

There are thousands of couples who want healthy, white babies. What if the fetus is black or interracial? What if she doesn’t know because he was masked, or there was a group, or she was masked?
What if adopting the kid would automatically incur hundreds of thousands of dollars in medical debts? And it’ll die anyway?
What if the kid is developing but there’s no brain? That kid was next to ours in the NICU and we all just watched him slowly die…

How many kids has the OP adopted? How many of them in conditions the mainstream parents would not touch?

Anonymous 4channer #crackpot #conspiracy #racist

I’ve seen a sailor who didn’t beat off AND didn’t read porn, or smut, or watch adult movies on the mess decks. After two months without any female stimulation of any kind, his body ejected his dead semen. Woke up to a seamy yellow discharge. He thought we’d given him an STD somehow.

I think semen retention is doomed to failure as the body just jettisons that shit. Can’t imagine how it’d provide any great benefits.

British One #fundie

“If we were to teach a child not to steal cars - would we first teach them all the safe ways to steal cars without getting caught?”
No, but it MIGHT be worthwhile to teach them all the ways that steal cars. Define it.
See, if we JUST say ’don’t have sex’ and some peer tries to teach them that blowjobs ’don’t count as sex,’ they’re not really prepared to deal with that, are they?
This comes to mind because it’s what really happens. Girls get pregnant, or kids catch STDs, and will insist to the social workers that ‘what we did wasn’t sex.’
They don’t know enough to say no, they don’t know enough to know if the guy is using condoms properly, they don’t know enough to tell their parents that Jimmy and Timmy wanted to (terminology) with me behind the barn but I said no (or I said maybe tomorrow).

BYU in Utah is the capital of ‘Soaking,’ where they think God is a t-rex. He can’t see you sin if you don’t move. So a guy penetrates a girl and they just lie there…soaking. No pumping. And another girl jumps up and down on the bed to start the movement and the sensation. Some wil linsist this isn’t sex.
They NEED information on how this counts, on how this can transmit diseases, and how this can cause pregnancy.

“Of course we don't. We just say 'don't do it' and we expect the child not too. So why is it different for sex [ed]?”
Because the urge to steal cars is nowhere near as ingrained in our genetics, our culture, as the urge to make bouncy-bouncy.