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RightWingRightMind #fundie

“If the crusades suceeded and the muzzies where wiped off of the face of the earth,9/11 would have NEVER happened.”
9/11 did not happen because Osama was mad at Christains or Jews, he was mad at globalism.
It would have happened. Maybe the people who are currently Muslims would have been brought up in a Christain sect that stressed the violence directed by God, but it’d have still happened.

“Saying that the crusades were an atrocity is stupid and unpatriotic.”
They were atrocities, especially the Children’s Crusade. People dead on both sides for the popes’ politics.
And what the fuck is patriotic about the Crusades? They were finished by the 13th Century, before the US existed?

"You might as well cheer on Osama Bin Laden if you say the crusades were bad.”
9/11 was bad.
The Crusades were a LOT WORSE.

Jeff Hambrecht and Mitch Parsons #crackpot #fundie #sexist

What’s really funny will be the transgendered women who will work out there because according to the Gym’s owner, they’re biologically male.

antigravity213 #fundie

“Evolutionism is based on Greek Mythology.”
EvolutionISM is a creationist invention, pretending that the science is a religion. No one actually practices it.

“evolution has nothing to do with the being of life as we know it.”
Do you mean ‘beginning’?
Wow, that’s actually true. Good one!

“As for evolution, that's what's taught in 3rd world countries as a way of censoring knowledge.”
Uh huh. So the US is a third world country? Well, this year it might be…

“Even atheist like Ricard Dawkins will admit to I.D.”
Intelligent Design? No, he really doesn’t.

“So we have to look at all the facts.”
Begin at any time…

“If evolutionism is real”
Still not a real religion.

“ then where's the missing link,”
The science has moved on past the Missing Link idea.

“ and the millions of transitional species?”
All of them. Every living thing is transitional.

jahsgirl #fundie

“Your website is devilish,”
Meh. Satan was the one who DIDN’T lie…

“ u don't know how much damage u are doing to yourself and others.”
Christains are killing women and children in the red states. Is my atheism killing anyone?

“I can't believe that u disrespect the God who created u and gives u the air to breathe every single second of your life.”
You should believe it.
Or don’t. I could give a fuck.

“Hopefully u can ask for mercy soon before its too too too late.”
Mercy from the guy who set up a rigged system? Why?

“I will repent if I where you.”
Repent what? My honesty? God doesn’t like liars, right?

“Man I will sure pray for you; you need it.”
Don’t threaten me,thanks.

troubledsoul123 #sexist

“Why do some Chads beat femoids? Because they have been with enough femoids, they know exactly their true nature.”
Then how is it that YOU know their true nature? You haven’t been with enough women to make an example, much less a decent sample size.

“Deep down they are nothing but disgusting whores who have no sympathy for anything.”
And should they have sympathy for sexist misogynists who call them whores? Foids? Holes?

“Chad knows that, that's why he cheats on them and abuses them.”
Your imaginary hero abuses imaginary women because of how you imagine them to be. Needs more steampunk.

“Because they are nothing more than sex objects to him.”
That’s all they are to you, too, of course. But you can’t get sex out of them
Weird that..

“Other than their cunt, what other value do they have honestly?”
Weird how they WILL fuck men who value their company, but not idiots who insist they’re sex objects…

“If I didn't have a dick, I wouldn't even talk to these whores,”
I’m sure you make that clear.

SlayerSlayer #fundie

“Yes, Chads could be "nice" people- but ultimately we in constant competition with them.”
No, you’re not.
Sure,you’re in the same race, but you’re the chubby guys fighting each other for 50TH place while Chad’s vying for 1st.

“We simply are too different to be real friends, as we are practically different species.”
Isn’t that your complaint about women? Too different from men,practically another species?

“Never trust a Chad, for they instinctively understand how to wield and navigate social hierarchies so that they are always subjugating you.”
I would have thought that the total lack of threat from you would make you good friendship material for these imaginary Chads.

“Keep your friends close and your enemies closer as they say.”
Chad’s not your enemy in much the same way that insectivores are not in competition with fungi.

ArchxAngel #fundie

“Yes there have been several links and websites saying they have, but shoot guys, there is a website proving that there wasn't a haullacost(sp?)”

So… No rebuttal to any of those websites, or any of the contradictions, errors, anachronisms, flat out lies, just ‘Hey, some people are critical! No biggie!’

Yeah, that’s about as convincing as any Trump announcement… “People are saying…”

Linda #fundie

“If you think politics and religion shouldn't be mixed you must not know our Founding Fathers or the documents they penned very well.”
Read Jefferson’s Bible.
James Madison wrote that Church and State would be more PURE the less they interacted with each other

"The basic principles of Christianity are what our Country was founded on.”
No, not even hardly. It’s not mentioned in any of the documents that they used.

“Which “Creator” do you think they were referring to?”
It’s more of a deist term.Note they said ‘his Creator,’ not ‘our Creator.’

“ The great thing about our Country is that we can vote according to our respective consciences and this doesn't make us bigots; this makes us Americans.”
Is thatreally Christain,though, guaranteeing the Muslim right to HIS conscience, and the Jew HIS right,and the atheist HIS right?

tinskysk8 #fundie

“If He didnt exist why would we base our calendars off His birth and His death?”
Another one who thinks AD is After Death?
Then wouldn’t BC be BB? Before Birth?
Or BD, Before Death? So he’d have been born 30 BD.

And wouldn’t THAT be a cheery birthday cake. The birthday check from grandma dated 14 years Before You Die.

Elizabeth Nickson #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

“ You know Fauci was repeating to himself, these doofuses won’t get anywhere near the real crime, I just have to endure this, and the DC judiciary will prevent me going to jail.”
This seems unlikely since Fauci has testified several times. This was just RandPaul trying to trap him, no wonder he refused to cooperate

StFrexit #sexist

“Stepford Wives by (((Ira Levin))) stigmatized the role of the traditional white housewife.”
No, it did not.
The VILLAINS in that horror movie were the husbands.
If you want to CHOOSE to be a tradwife, more power to you.
The evil was grown men willfully replacing their wives with robots. And the robots spent their day cleaning and discussing their favorite cleaning products. It was a skewering of men who think their wives are like the women in Palmolive commercials…

“Its damage on our culture cannot be overstated.”
::Yawn::
It’s a fictional tale.
You know, after Star Wars, many people in the US and UK put their religion as ‘Jedi.’ Including the census. I don’t remember anyone hoping they could grow up and find a Stepford wife.

"Stepford Wives is a pure Jewish expression of hatred for the foreign shiksas.”
No, sweetie, it was an indictment of chauvinistic male privilege. Note that the heroine’s replacement had bigger boobs and fewer lines.

“Today the term "Stepford Wife" is commonly used as a pejorative for obedient, attractive wives–”
No, for PSYCHOTICALLY obedient wives, who are coerced into such roles, dipwad!

“something once considered healthy and normal”
No, not even kind of.

Medeea Greere #crackpot #wingnut #quack #conspiracy

“The concern is no longer fringe. It’s moving into the mainstream.”
No, it’s still fringe. It’s just that Kennedy has a big microphone, now.

adamprez2003 #fundie

“if you look at it from a coldhearted non emotional place a child in the womb is more valuable than the mother”
No. The baby is going to be a drain on resources for 9 months in there, then an additional 12 to 15 years before we can get any decent work out of him. The woman can continue to contribute during her pregnancy, and produce almost immediately afterwards. Certainly not 15 years of bedrest.

"in that the mother has already lived some of her life whereas the child still has its entire life ahead of it.”
How is that valuable? How is that GREATER value? The woman already knows how to cook, clean, drive me to the ER. The kid is going to break things. It’s a given. He’s a cost until about 24. I mean, being cold-hearted and all.

“Its like the difference between a new car and a used car. A 2010 model will be worth more than a 1990 model.”
No. that’s not ‘value.’ That’s cost. And the cost of insuring the 1990 model, as well as the taxes paid for the tags, will be much lower.

“From a Catholic point of view”

But even French Catholic Philosophers value the Mother more.
In the thought experiment, mother and child drowning, and you can only save one, which one do you pick? The philosophers choose the woman because she can always produce more children. The child cannot produce another mom.

I’m nothing like Catholic. I would much rather die for my children than the other way around. But in an abortion debate, the mother dying does not typically save the child

David J Harris Jr. #wingnut #fundie

“Dear Lord,
There are so many cursing President Trump and speaking death over his life.
In Your name we reject every curse, every evil wish, and every word of hate.”
I really don’t think i’d mention Trump and God’s name too close to each other.
The fucker has lied, while in office, over 85,000 times.
He’s taken God’s name in vain.
He uses the Bible as a prop.
He has cheated on EVERY wife he’s ever had.
None of these things will endear him to the Almighty.

“Cover him, Lord. Protect his health, his mind, his family, and all who stand with him.”
He has the best Healthcare in the world while they take regular cognizance tests as if graphing his decline.
And all who stand with him are complicit in his theft of taxpayer dollars.

“Station Your angels around him. Shut down every attack.”
Yeah, Trump HALTED the investigation into his assassin. It was staged.

"Bring every secret plan into the light.”
This administration cannot stand that sort of scrutiny.

“When he is tired, give him strength. When there is pressure, give him peace. When he must decide, give him wisdom.”
I think it’s too late fo r any of that.

“We stand on Your promise: no weapon formed against him will prosper.”
If he runs for another term,I doubt that the guns will continue to miss.

emotional #fundie

“No scientific evidence, verified or unverified, can be allowed to take precedence over the existence of life after death.”
Life after death would be supernatural in nature. Naturalistic science cannot touch it. So, you’re safe if overly dogmatic.

“That is my dogma, my fixed assumption, and I have an absolute and desperate stake in that belief.”
Yeah, my dad was like that with the Steelers. They HAD to be the best team, standings not withstanding.

“If I stop believing in life after death, I shall find myself in a lunatic asylum very soon.”
Too bad Reagan shut so many of them down…

“I will not debate life after death, and I will not look at evidence against life after death.”
Not sure what evidence there could be against it… I mean, besides drunk sailors.
Seen too many people change their behavior when faced with pollutants in the brain to believe in any sort ofsoul. I’d think someone with a soul would NOT do any of the suicidally stupid things I’ve seen sailors do when drunk…

Mike Brooks #homophobia

“It's ironic that homosexuals speak about not wanting people to tell them how to live, but then they demand that they can be “married,” in essence living how society expects heterosexuals to live.”
Society expects heterosexual to live in heterosexual couples.
So,no, not a good comparison. No irony.
What homosexuals want is access to the same privileges reserved by married couples. Visiting ICU, medical proxy, insurance coverage, parenting, legal power of attorney, all the businesses that offer specific privilege to spouses…

“Homosexuality is a mental illness;”
Religion is a mental illness. Those afflicted brag about hearing voices in theirhead.

“ those afflicted with it are inclined to not use their reproductive anatomy for its intended use.”
Feel free to provide evidence there’s an intent in human anatomy.

“ Psychologically, that has to be a damaging trait, yet homosexuals embrace it.”
And your credentials to diagnose psychology are…?

“ That's like a man who refuses to walk, opting to always sit and use his legs only to move his chair in and out.”
Is there any reason that it’s your business to make him walk?

“Sure, you can live that way, but it's a waste of a good set of legs.”
Your business because…?

Tamara #fundie

American Debunk #crackpot #magick #wingnut

<@C.A.Collins> #261279

I’m guessing race, religion, socialism,and he looks better wearing a suit in a swimming pool than the OP does.

themac63 #fundie

“Honestly, atheists are genetically inferior beings.”
So, there’s a ‘belief’ gene? How does that work?
One gene for Catholics, one each for Baptists, Islam, Judaism, Shinto, Hindu, etc?
Or one gene for being credulous and then culture drives the flavor?

“God has predestined them to their retarded state.”
Let me guess, all your brilliant arguments are dismissed as ‘circular logic,’ or some other fallacy, right?

“I truly believe that Satan will use them as toilet paper in hell.”
Hell is a revenge fantasy for the more stupid believers, episode #3,303,242,254

“God has given us a sign against atheism. It is their undeniable ugliness that gives them away.”
That’s why most of my coworkers are not aware that I’m an atheist? One swore he’d never spoken with an atheist before in his entire life.

“95% of atheists would rate below a 2 on hotornot.com.”
Well, I didn’t leave the church because I thought i’d get laid more. I mean, I did, but that wasn’t the reason.

“If this is not proof, then I don't know what is.”
If God really intended the Faithful to know atheists on sight, it wouldn’t be something as subjective as attraction, would it?
This would be like saying the Mark of Cain is that he was cursed to chew with his mouth open.

“You are ugly.”
Do you feel better, now?
You’ve called me ugly because YOU can’t argue your way out of a paper bag and that’s if we let you have a gallon of water. Nothing in your bible says we’re dumb, ugly, or genetically inferior, this us just your little tantrum. And about twenty seconds after I hit ‘add comment’ i’ll never think of you again.

Ray Comfort #fundie

““The sailor does not pray for wind, he learns to sail.” Gustaf Lindborg
And he goes nowhere, if God doesn’t send the wind.”
On the other hand, say I want to go Direction A. That means I would benefit the most from Direction B. If God sends wind,but it’s not from B, I can still get propulsion IFF I know how to sail.
It still makes more sense to learn to sail than to pray for a perfect wind. Because if i don’t get the perfect answer to my prayer, YOU will say i’m making unreasonable demands on God. Either way, it’s my fault if the boat doesn’t move, but God’s glory if it does.

“Of course, a fundamental atheist doesn’t believe in the wind, because it’s invisible.”
God you’re a fucking idiot. The entire metaphor here is about using wind to move a boat. Thus the wind is DEMONSTRABLY real.

But none of your followers will question this claim, will they?

redstang281 #fundie

“Oh, and BTW even if I *was* wrong about the TOE you better not come on here and attack me for being ignorant of it”
but you ARE ignorant of it. That’s clear.
If you’re going to make statements about the ToE,you should know what you’re talking about.

“when many of you on here are completly ignorant of the correct representation of the Bible”
Problem is,none of the representations of the Bible are superior to the others. They’re all religion. Every last one requires a supernatural entity to make it work. So none are science.
Arguments within the various creationist communities are just fundie-fights.

“and even many creationist theories. Seems pretty critical to me.”
I get as far as ‘God.’ It’s supernatural and nothing else I really need to know.

Johnny the Baptist #fundie

“The great Apostle Paul would have never said it was a shame if the Lord that he loved had long hair.”
Paul never mentioned Jesus as a human walking the Earth.
Just a spirit that spoke to him.
So, it’s kinda meaningless that he never judged Jesus for his haircut.

teddyhcraig #fundie

“I have never heard a baby deny the existence of God. To say that someone is born an atheist, is the same tragic type of lie as saying that someone is born homosexual, you become an atheist or a homosexual (you are not born either of them).”
Right, right, they can’t focus on their own hands, they can’t understand ANY words spoken to, over, or around them, but they’ve accepted God into their heart.

“People evolve into atheism,”
Atheism is a lack of belief. Newborns are blank tablets waiting for someone to load belief into them.

“after they are subjected to a world view and mindset that is actively and militantly hostile toward God and His Word over time,”
Wasn’t my path. I was looking for the God i believed in when I realized that no one had any answers worth a shit.

“thusly this evolution doesn't happen all at once. But, strangely, it does transform them into beasts!”
yes, yes, I’m an atheist, so i cheat on my wife, my taxes, and solitaire.

Conservapedia #fundie

“Unlike various religious traditions, atheism has no tradition of dance”
No, we just go out to the parking lot and have sex.

"No atheist song was ever popular within the disco music genre.”
Disco? I’ve seen five experts who claim that disco was a homosexual celebration…

“Atheism has never been popular within the African-American community nor has it been popular among Latinos”
Hands up, everyone who chose atheism for the opportunity to dance with blacks and Latinos?

:: Crickets ::

“Additionally, disco music often deals with relations between men and women and atheism has a significantly majority of men”
Huh? What?
I honestly don’t see how those two connect. What, do you think that as an atheist, I don’t have or want relations with women?
What are you even TRYING to say?

“Furthermore, disco music is frequently upbeat and atheism is not commonly seen as being upbeat”
I didn’t become an atheists for the luls, friend.
But I am a submarine vet, specializing in nuclear weapons. the ending of Dr. Strangelove is a laff riot where I come from.

“Within gospel music, one of the most popular songs which incorporated a disco music style was Tremaine Hawkins' gospel song Fall Down.”
Within Christmas Music, a song that gets a LOT of play is Hallelujah. A song about a Jewish Boy getting laid…

ReformedApologian #fundie

“God has the right to kill whomever He wants because all are sinners and have rebelled against His Lordship.”
Okay.
Take the 42 kids that taunted a prophet. The Prophet did NOT pray to god and ask for instant judgment on the kids as sinners. God sent two she-bears to tare up the kids because they taunted another sinner deserving of death. So, even if we grant god the right, he’s still unjust to kill SOME of us.

“If that offends you, too bad.”
Yeah, never mind the moral implications, just use ‘might makes right’ defense. I was taught that was bad before grade school.

“You are a man, and God is GOD;”
Doesn’t make him any less unjust for unjust actions.

“He doesn't tolerate false religions, and His killing is not arbitrary, but rather a function of His justice against evil.”
Calling a bald man bald is evil? Fuck you.

“And when God casts all of His enemies into the Lake of Fire on Judgment Day, the ol' "that's not fair" protest isn't going to get you very far.”
Doesn’t make it inaccurate.

David J Stewart #fundie #crackpot

“Helping the homeless must NEVER take precedence over preaching the Gospel of Jesus Christ .”

And there you go,Davey. You have found or interpreted God’s permission to be a selfish, outspoken, dick.
You’ve got GOD telling you not to help anyone in a meaningful way, as long as you make sure they know you know it’s the KJV or NOTHING.

Rom831 #fundie

It’s Ratpure Ready, I assume they’re saying that Harry Potter is a bigger threat to seduce modern kids to witchcraft/satanism than LOTR, exactly because he’s so relatable.
Not sure how many kids can really relate to a boarding school…

But I didn’t want to be Batman growing up because of the whole ‘orphan’ thing. That would put the kibosh on ‘being’ Harry…

David J Stewart #fundie #crackpot

“What an ignorant thing for her to say!”
How predictable…

“First, there is no evidence in support of the hypothesis of evolution.”
First, you’re either lying or horribly misinformed. And making the distinction of ‘hypothesis’ is just more of your ignorance, Davey.

“Creationism had never formally been “taken out” of U.S. schools, but in 1987 the ungodly U.S. Supreme Court ruled in Edwards v. Aguillard that teaching creation science in public schools violates the First Amendment’s Establishment Clause.”
So, frankly, creationism was formally ‘taken out’ of schools when they first started to enforce the 1st Amendment.

“What hypocrisy!”
You mean Constitution observance?

“ Teachers are not allowed to teach children biblical Creation, but they must preach the bogus fabricated lies of evolution;”
Yep. Except for the stupidity about the science, yes, that’s factual.

“ and that somehow isn’t supposed to violate Christian family’s rights.”
What right do you have to not learn evolution? You don’t have to believe it, any more than history, geology, or social studies. Which you clearly don’t. But you ought to learn it.

"no Neanderthal man (half gorilla-half man) creature has ever been discovered.”
Well, define ‘a gorilla’ and define ‘a man’ and we’ll see if anything fits half of those two definitions.
And try, try to understand that you absolutely do not understand science, Neanderthals, evolutionary theory, or theory.

"And if men evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys? It’s common sense folks.”
Common sense from the pillowfucker? Yeah, nothing in that statement is of any value.

Annie #fundie

“i get so angry reading blogs like this.”
An upcheck for the day, then.

“ atheist should not be considered american citizens.”
That would just be a violation of the Constitution you ignorant assfaced traitor.

"they have no moral compass and refuse to accept our creator!!!”
Actually, my moral compass is WHY i do not accept your creator-caricature.

“you should be PROUD to be AMERICAN”
I am. I even served in the military. What was your service?

“ and not living in a country like europe”
Europe is not a country you brain-dead idiot.

“ or china not having the same freedoms like we do.”
The first amendment IS one of the freedoms that makes me proud to be an American good GOD you’re a fucking idiot.

“we are the most advanced country and best country in the WORLD and its because we are the only TRUE CHRISTIAN NATION left in the world.”
We’re not the most advanced.
And we’re not a Christain nation. That would, again, violate the Constitution.

“JESUS CHRIST IN HEAVEN please take this man to your heart and show him that his sinful life is NOT NEEDED”
So, you haven’t any evidence, you just ask the single most powerful being in the universe to remove one of your enemies… Tell me how that prayer works out.

“and he can live in LOVE and show RESPECT to the nation that allows him to write garbage like this.”
But you don’t think he should be allowed to write this?
How the fuck does that work?

“a REAL american is a CHRISTIAN american,”
Unless they’re some other flavor of religion, or no religion at all.

“if it does not suit you,perhaps you should try living in EUROPE and see how much freedom you get there.”
Pretty confident in the freedoms i actually enjoy without your permission, fascist.

Alia_Harkonnen #sexist

“Military is the cuckiest whiteknightish shit men can do”
Aw, did someone tell you you might have to accept an order from a woman if you enlisted? Poor BABY.

“Incels are especially targeted by fucked up normies who tell us to "find purpose and get our shit together" by joining the institution that aims to turn your life into their disposable tool to further their interests and purpose.”
Quite the opposite. By the time you’re deployed in the field, they have spent quite a bit of money on training you. You’re an asset, not a bullet sponge. The whole point of the training is to ensure you survive. As Patton said, the goal is not to die for your country, it’s to get the other guy to die for his…

“We're perfect fit to die for bigger picture, right?”
No, not really. You’re a choice recruit to be a suicide bomber, but not a soldier, sailor, or Marine.

“If it was a movie wed find redemption sacrificing ourselves for some Stacy so that her cunt can live on and benefit many Chads to come.”
No, sweetie. Watch the movies again. You would die for the other members of your squad to seek redemption. But if you refer to ANYONE at your command as ‘a cunt,’ the movie gods will have you die because of your stupidity. Like GI Jane, at SERE, the guys who ignored her orders and set off the trap.

“Even normies take that fate hoping heroism can lift them to alpha status before dying.”
No. I’ve seen true alphas, they don’t aspire to the status, they just take command. Whatever their level, whatever their responsibility, they just take over and do the job. Captain, XO, Master Chief, or First Lieutenant, they don’t wait to be told what has to happen.

“Fuck that, I aim to die alone with no purpose at least knowing I never benefited the lives of Stacies Chads or normies in any way.”
Door’s right over there. I hope you at least plan to come out of your basement so your mom doesn’t have to find the body.

“That's my happy ending, well not happy but not as bad as knowing my death was done in their service.”
I would bet you’re not an organ donor, either. Not because of any religious strictures, just to spite anyone who MIGHT benefit in any way…

“Purpose is for tools.”
No, function is for tools. Purpose is a goal. Tools don’t have goals.

"Normans can go put in effort into their military careers, they love to lead and follow anyway.”
Yes. Which is why my military retirement is pretty much paying my mortgage and a car payment.

“Either way there might not be any real fighting or dying but only normans appreciate having another stupid norman in a position authority telling them what to do.”
And by totally denying anyone ever telling you what to do, you’re going to die alone after being of absolutely no use for your life, huh? And that’ll… What? That’s going to show us?
Hmmm. I served, got laid in a foreign port, met my wife, had three kids, and the Navy career directly led to my civil career. And you… Avoided some woman giving you orders instead of head.
Thumbs DEFINITELY up to you, you winner!

“And if it's Chad then they are besides themselves in awe.”
Chads aren’t real. Alphas are not what you think. Women are way, way better than you’ll ever admit.

“Just to structure their stupid lives. Morons.”
Yes, yes, a surface vessel traveling around the world is a fully paid tour of prostitutes, and you’ve avoided all of that, Genius.

"I feel so bad for every incel who got pushed into this shit.
The advice is given to you out of utter disrespect and condescension.”
Doesn’t make it bad advice.

“Even worse than therapy cause it requires so much more involvement than just paying normie salaries.”
Yes, yes.
Forced to get into shape.
Forced to wear a uniform that ALMOST guarantees attention from women.
Forced to work at any city’s headquarters for women of monetarily negotiable virtue.
If deployed, forced to sit through a lecture about the places in town most likely to involve the deepest vices. Take your notebook to this training so you can make sure to get directions to the sleaziest bars, the easiest women, the cheapest booze… To avoid it, of course!
“So where DO they sell this… Rum Punch, sir? I want to see an off-limits bar… in Minecraft.”

1111111111- #sexist

"Stop blaming others on your problems, incel."
Or, in English, stop blaming YOUR PROBLEMS on OTHERS.

“Another form of shitty advice normies love to give us.”
Well, you guys blame ALL of your lack of success on someone else. Your parents for your genes, Your toxic personality on women not fucking you, your lifestyle on women not having fucked you in high school, your therapist for not fucking you just because you deserve to be fucked…
SOME problems might not be your direct handiwork, but you make no effort to fix ANYTHING.

“Even though incel is definitely not self inflicted, it's caused by bullies,”
I was bullied, I did not choose to become incel.

“chads,”
Lots of guys in high school, and the Navy, had better success than I did, I didn’t become incel.

“and women.”
Women won’t fuck you. YOU choose to become associated with a toxic group of whiny, entitled manbabies.

“Other people cause us to be incel.”
Nope. Not even close.

“ If people were able to choose their height and facial features at birth, then yes, it would completely be our fault.”
Short people get laid.
Ugly people get laid.

“How is it our fault that women go on r/r4r and look for male models????”
You post yourself there and then judge every woman on the plaent for not being the reason they’re there, huh?

“Or our faults that women don't swipe right on tinder?”
As above.

“Women cause us to be incel because they choose to sleep with abusive men.”
What do you care about relationships you’re NOT IN?

“For women all issues in life are self inflicted but for men, life gives us all the issues, yet women are the ones who get all the support.”
And there’s the entitlement… SO sad, bubbles.

John C. Wright #crackpot #fundie

“to teach the youth to love the lovely and hate the hateful”
So, no love for The Hunchback of Notre-Dame, then.
Fuck you for being a shallow consumer of literature.

Persecuted #fundie

“In the evolution mad scheme of things,”
Oh,goodie. Someone who knows absolute FUCK ALL about evolution is going to demonstrate an ‘if evolution were true’ hypothetical.

“birds would have had to design and create their own wings.”
Kinda… Sorta… The dinosaurs that had the mutation where scales came out as feathers made their own feathers. Not really a design, except that ‘trial and error’ works as a blind design process.
But, okay, they mutated, there were benefits, it benefited their offspring well enough to dominate the gene pool.
And there were some mutations that led to gliding, which benefited. And among the gliders, some mutated into wings, and on and on and on.
But it wasn’t one dino working alone on a branch who suddenly said, “I can FLY! We can all fly! We just have to have wings!”

“They are the ones who need them not natural.”
Well, yes. The dinos that evolved into winged birds need the wings. Or they wouldn’t be winged birds. But saying it’s not natural, that’s just stupid.

Philpy1976 #fundie

“My definition of smart:

A child who asks the teacher why the theory of evolution is being taught as though it were fact.”
The answer is that evolution is a fact AND a theory.
Did you teach the child what he would need to know to understand that answer? Or is he just parroting shit he doesn’t know?

M.E. #fundie

“For all of you who believe that the bible is just a book of fairy tales...”
OOoh! Me! Me!

“Read Revelations...”
Is that the sequel to Revelation, then?
Like Alien 2 was put out as Aliens?

“Then tell me it's just a fairy tale.”
Dude, I’m an atheist. It’s all a fairy tale.
Read it, stopped trying to follow it somewhere in there, all done.

Watchingthesky #fundie

“A simple reading of the two texts (Bible and heathen koran) shows that the very nature and way that God interacts with mankind is fundamentally different.”
Are you claiming that BOTH of them are written by God?
I’d have thought at least one of them was man-made.

Confident #fundie

“If you are apostate!!,”
Not from grammar…

“ are you proud of your stupidity?”
And here I thunk I was the smart one.

“Apostasy is widespread in Europe and America because of the misstated writing in the Bible which contradicts with logic, mind, and science;”
Okay.

“ but not in the Holy Koran”
Ooooooooooh. That one.

“which is proved with the witnesses of Western scientists”
Not as far as I’ve ever seen…

“not by the Christians and the ignorant so called apostates in this forum.”
So-called? Are you now saying I’m not REALLY apostate??

tisaacso3625 #fundie

Better to be Right than Liberal & Naomi #fundie

“Ex. taking away "in god we trust" on currency,”
The President who did that was Christain.
He felt that God shouldn’t part of a transaction to buy whiskey, tobacco, or a woman.
The next year, Congress virtue-signaled to make it A LAW that all forms of currency carry that phrase. So an atheist president can’t just change it. Also the fuckhead in orrice can’tchange it to ‘In Trump We Trust,’ which is the only good thing about it.

-__-_-__-_- #fundie

“[OP of "Understanding Consent"]”
A better title might be ‘Wilfully Misunderstanding Consent.’

“The legal and moral issue of a minor's ability to consent is the main problem preventing the acceptance of MAPs and pedosexuals in Western society.”
Yes…

“This post seeks to provide a solution to the question of consent.”
I wasn’t aware that it needed a solution.

“Can a minor consent?
The short answer is yes, minors can consent to a sexual relationship.”
No. Willingness is a choice, ‘consent’ is a legal term. We don’t let minors sign contracts to buy houses or join the military exactly because they are unable to consent to the issues the don’t understand.

“While they often do not understand the concept of relationships,”
Therefore making it NOT CONSENT.

“What is consent?
In common speech,”
Not to be confused with the legal impediment to you legally fucking a child.

“How can consent be determined?”
If they’re a minor, they cannot.

“Is it morally wrong to misinterpret consent?
No,”
The concern is that you’re harming a minor.
CHOOSING to misinterpret their consent is unnecessary harm.
That’s rape. That’s BAD rape. That’s special circle of Hell rape.

"Always remember that accidents are unavoidable and aren't always your fault.”
If you did EVERYTHING IN YOUR POWER to avoid an accident, then maybe. If you’re going to shrug and pay the kid’s parents off, that’s your fault.

“And as it is typically not possible for our desires to be otherwise satisfied, our actions are very much justified.”
No. No they are not.
No desires that INVOLVED BREAKING THE LAW are justified by the law or by your redefinition of words.

David #racist

“The idea is just that liberals are the ones pushing race mixing.”
Yes, ‘race doesn’t matter’ is certainly not a conservative view.

“Liberals are the ones pushing for multiculturalism, which I see as the originator of hapa problems."
Um… The conservatives are the ones who MAKE it a problem.

“On the one hand they call for the abolition of racial differences, but on the other they push for racial consciousness in all races except Whites.”
I think liberals call for the abolition of THINKING that races differ. Most of what people point out to me as racial differences are either matters of culture or economics.

“This is a targeted crime against one race, the very race that created Western civilization.”
How good for you. You personally created civilization. congratulations. Of course, this holds you responsible for the crimes of western civ, then, doesn’t it?

"As hapas we are as much White as we are Asian. I am very proud of my hapa racial identity. Race is real and it matters.”
Oh, stuff a windsock in it.

Crimson Hellkite #fundie

“Of course, if all four of those casualties ended up in eternal paradise, that would be pretty all-loving, wouldn't it?”
Does this logic still hold up, in your opinion, if aborted babies go to eternal paradise?
How about all the Christains thrown to the lions by the Pagans? If they get an automatic punch in their salvation card, does that make God loving?
And then, how about the Pagans? WHen the Holy Roman Empire turned Christain, they kept the lions. And threw Pagans to them. If THEY go to Heaven, because they were murdered by Christains, would THAT make God all-loving?
How about atheists, evolutionists, communists, ACLU lawyers? If Jesus was speaking at maximum general terms when he said, ‘forgive them, they’re stupid,’ then God might well forgive all the people you hate? Catholics, scientists, Democrats, Fauci… And they all get to go to Heaven. Is that where you think your all-loving God should be found?

Sfcmac #ableist #conspiracy #pratt

“I never wore a mask, period.”
So you’re a plague monkey.
And before you complain that by calling you that, I’m dehumanizing you, scroll back to your attitude about fat Americans or Americans suffering from a medical condition. And then fuck your plague monkey ass off.

FreddieD #fundie

“Nonsense, again. The very fact that they call themselves atheist, as the word means "anti theist",”
That’s not the definition of “atheist.”

“ is a testimony of their anger of God and Christians, or any other religion that professes the same.”
No. I’m not angry at any gods, except that Aphrodite won’t return my letters.
I took an oath to defend your right to have any religion that you want.
I just don’t believe any religion has a true grasp on the nature of the universe to include the existence of the supernatural.

“Agnostics have more sense than atheists do. Just, how can a rational individual make these claims:”
I don’t make those claims.
I don’t BELIEVE in any deity. Or the soul. Or an afterlife. I am not aware of any proof that none of them exist.

“without admitting that it is just out of spite?”
How can anyone be a creationist without admitting that it’s just fear of going to Hell for questioning God?

“You will observe that the so-called atheist is merely anarchist.”
I was an anarchist for the 20 years I was enlisted in the Navy? I do not observe this.

“Trying to do the impossible against Nature's rule of creating a void.”
Nature abhors a void,yes, but does not prevent them from being created. There’s space.

“ The public has already passed judgement on them.”
I could give a shit.

“ Even in the decline of the Protestant's Religion there hasn't been an increase in atheism.”
Okay. My questions remain, my observations remain, my conclusions remain.

"Not many wants to become whining Christians who didn't get want they wanted from Christianity and decided to wage an all out war on the idea.”
I’m also not a Hollywood atheist, and very seldom relate to any atheist in the movies or TV.

“Some even lamented and left atheism to join the rest of mankind.”
Okay. And you can show me on the doll how this affects me?

“I recommend posters treat them as vultures. You are not going to convince them because they are not open to reasoning.”
Well, if you argue by stereotype and redefining words, no, they’re not open to that sort of shit.

“ They only pick on the unprepared. Just turn the tables on them and they will scatter when they see a sign of life.”
Bring it.

RC #fundie

“I think you mean evolutionism.”
No, there’s no religion of evolution.

“ You have to have faith to believe in evolution since this is a theory created by Charles Darwin who refused to believe in any God and so he developed the evolutionary theory with no scientific evidence whatsoever.”
::Yawn::
Evolutionary Theory is a secular theory, not a religious one. It says absolutely nothing about God. Not real, not fictional, nothing.

“Neanderthal turned out to be a hoax”
Doesn’t Baby Jesus shit his diapers every time you tell a lie?

“and there is no missing link.”
Well, that’s true. Not the flex you think you’re making, though.

“ Creationism happens to be a very scientifically sound theory”
It’s not a theory. And there are too many supernatural events to call it science.

“that has an explanation for everything.”
No, it has almost no explanations. Just names. It blames God or Eve or Satan.

“ So it should be taught in any science class.”
No, it’s just not science.

Armchair Apologist #wingnut

“He is 'fixed' though so he is incapable of "raping" anyone”
Huh?
You think ‘rape’ is only committed if the woman gets pregnant?
What the fuck is wrong with you?

romah #fundie

“Besides no one really takes Darwin’s ideas seriously any longer –”
We’ve just tested them and the ideas stand up to scrutiny…

“except those who still depend on those school science text books which haven’t been up dated in soooo long,”
Cite. When did you take biology and what was the date on your textbook? What’s in the classroom right now in the school you attended?

“Darwin might have been on some of their advisory boards”
So, you think we use textbooks from before the discovery of Piltdown Man?

Wittywombat #fundie

"If the rapture happens and we go to heaven while the tribulation happens will we get our mansions and stuff there at that time?”

I have never understood the idea that Heaven is a poor man’s idea of being rich. it’s paradise. Why would i want the trappings of materialistic success? gold streets? A mansion? chests of jewels?

We were originally created for the Garden, right?
Wouldn’t the ultimate spiritual success be reflected in a return to such conditions?
I mean IF Christainity is NOT a political sop for the Rich to keep the Poor content with a promise of wealth being rewarded in the afterlife… Otherwise, yeah, mansions.

One Million Mabels #homophobia

“TV Land, a Paramount-affiliated network commonly known for providing nostalgic, wholesome, and familiar comedy shows”
Okay…

“Can you imagine what goes through the mind of a child, tween, or teen when seeing this ad? A parent never expects to discuss sexuality or homosexuality while sitting at home enjoying family time.”

Such a fantasy world all twelve of you million moms live in. You JUST SAID it’s a nostalgia network, the programming is aimed at old farts, not young kids.
Young kids are on their phones. the ads are clearly aimed at PEOPLE HAVING SEX! Which, if that’s what your kid is doing, is something THEY NEED TO KNOW.
And if you don’t like the advertising,then don’t watch the shows. Buy the DVDs.

I’m tired of the mesothelioma lawyer ads on the show i watch, but I know that those commercials are WHY the shows are on.

ThrowRAbeepboop18 #forced-birth #dunning-kruger

Well, zero-tolerance on abortion is killing women, so, again, it’s not a matter of labels, it’s a matter of who should be involved in the decision. ‘

People were insistent that Obama’s healthcare would have panels deciding if Grandma had to die. That was bad.
Now we have panels in legislature who don’t care if the mother dies of cancer, miscarriage, infection, ectopic pregnancy, complications of pregnancy, or whatever medical problem, exactly because they’re comically ‘pro-life.’

PS> Yes, yes, you’re a pro-choicer. I can tell because you’re trying to get our side to stipulate the other side’s argument. The acme of debating skill.