KeithInc.

@KeithInc.

“God hasn’t got a moral code chapter in the Bible." ----- The Bible *IS* His moral code.”
Meh. Morality is doing the right thing for the right reason.
God doesn’t explain much in the way of reasons. Just things you have to do, things not to do.
That doesn’t help in situations that the bible doesn’t anticipate.
For example, nowhere in scripture is abortion forbidden. It DOES make it pretty clear that life begins at first breath, from which we could deduce that abortion isn’t murder, but that’s not spelled out.

\SbMang #fundie

“Atheist means no religion,”
There are atheistic religions. But what does ‘fact’ mean to you, huh?

“no moral values,”
I have plenty of moral values, I just don’t pretend they’re delivered from divine authority.

“totaly evil people”
Sure, sure, that’s why so very few atheists are in prisons these days.

“ just aim to spread wars between different religion so that religios people can be finished from this world, totally followers of satan...”
Sounds more like religious people, the ones thinking that God WANTS the wrong-religions driven from the world.

kallmekammy #fundie

“You can talk about your homo's, abortion's, making fun of our Lord, ANYTHING you want and people laugh!!! LAUGH!!!!!!”
I make jokes about your god and people laugh? What a strange concept…

"But the minute you talk about being God fearing your ATTACKED!!!!”
That depends on context, doesn’t it?
I mean, if i have a discussion thread about ‘how i deal with stress’ and you post ’i’m a god-fearing Christain and I just read Matthew to calm down’ you’re probably not going to be attacked.
On the other hand, If i have a thread discussion about whether or not Deadpool is immortal, THEN you jump in and point out that you’re Christain and your superstition tells you that another X-Man, who’s gay, is a direct attack on your beliefs, then, yes, you’re going to receive a ration of shit.

“SAD!!!!”
Yes, you’re so persecuted.

“So your not HAPPY enough that you got rid of the ONE family value's dancer????”
Sounds like someone, somewhere, didn’t support their employer’s stance on pride week or something? And got canned? Yeah, that’s the choice the ‘family values’ person made.

“No not enough for you is it!!! Not enough!!!!!”
See, this is the sort of confrontational spittle-spreading behavior that gets you ‘attacked’ in response.

“You have to keep going and going and going, TORMENTING and TAUNTING Christian's!!!!!!!”
No, just the nuts who can’t spell.

“One bunch of SICK people! =^”
I would like you to take a step back and consider that with enough time, the entire laptop you’re typing this on could be shoved through your ass and up into your brain.

Accident Reconstruction Man #fundie

“The zeal by which you pricks attack scientists involved with ID shows without a doubt that your religion is EVOLUTION.”
Just a religion without any sacred, spiritual, or supernatural elements. Yep, sure.
It’s not like the entire ESSENCE of science is naturalistic, so that anyone trying to support the supernatural with science is a FUCKING HYPOCRITE, or maybe just stupid.

"It is obviously more than a science (if it is at all a science) to you.”
This is not obvious, it’s just the ad hominem attack you’re flogging. You can’t defeat evolutionary theory on a scientific basis, so you pretend it’s a religion to me.

canuckmedic #fundie

"We have to remember people are NOT wanting to believe in God, yet scientists are beginning to realize something ain't right with evolutionary theory.”
Right from the start you’re framing this as a choice between evolution and God. it’s not. All science is secular, by it’s very nature. It’s silent on whether or not there are any gods.
You can believe in gods AND accept the science for evolution.
The actual choice is whether or not to take Genesis as literal history or poetic metaphor.

“That's why much of the scientific community is so openly hostile to this theory.”
No, ID is just creationism in a lab coat. It’s stealth religion. People are openly hostile to dishonesty.

“It's not that it doesn't make sense, it's just that it opens up the possibility of God, and that is simply not allowed.”
It doesn’t open the possibility of god, ID demands divine action.

Inkfingers #fundie

“Actually, what the whole same-sex "marriage" legislation is requiring that we affirm what goes on in people's bedrooms.”
Nope.
So, I grew up Mormon, became atheist, proposed to a Catholic, had to attend Catholic Wedding School so we could have a Catholic ceremony.
One of the funnier classes was watching a rather anxious Catholic priest try to describe ‘rear vaginal access’ sex without even hinting that anal sex was possible.
Plenty of straight couples perform oral sex, anal sex, mutual masturbation, BDSM, and that thing Texans do in the winter. The RCC does not ‘affirm’ any sex acts that are not procreative. But they still perform weddings. They just make it clear on the label for your wedding that ‘we do not approve of pages 35 through 123 of the Kama Sutra.’

You do NOT have to affirm gay sex to acknowledge that this secular nation does not have a secular reason to discriminate against gay citizens. You can even make it clear that you’ll never, ever, ever, ever, ever perform anything from The Joy Of Sex with the lights on. Other people’s bedrooms are none of your business.

David J. Stewart #fundie

“I do NOT hate anyone here at Jesus-is-Savior.com;"
Yeah, I can tell from how you keep repeating that you don’t hate.

Except for the people who kicked you out of Harvest for being unable to keep your word.
And your wife for divorcing you.
And al lher friends who told her to divorce you.
And the courts that took her side against your godly manly love.
Adn women in pants.
And women in the military.
And the black guy that prepared you for surgery and, what was it? Took your personal effects? Weird, that. Of course, when _I_ go into the hospital, I empty my pockets as much as possible. ID and insurance card, that’s about it. Everything else goes in my wife’s purse. Oh, heh heh. SOrry, not an option for you, is it?

scapegoat #fundie

“Hmmm... Basically, same-sex marriage is discrimination against fathers AND mothers.... Think about it.”
I’m….trying.

“In lesbian unions, men are irrelevant. In male homo unions, women are irrelevant....”
And in straight marriages, hopefully, singles bars are irrelevant.
But you said fathers.
How does it affect ME if my kid is gay and has a wedding?

“...It seems to me that homosexuality is BY DEFINITION intolerant and discriminatory of the opposite sex....”
What, exactly, do you think discrimination IS, then?
I mean, I married a woman. We met when we were stationed in Scotland, on the submarine tender. I proposed, she said yes. This is not discrimination against the other 84 women on that tender. I didn’t deny them their own relationships, I just didn’t form one with them.

“Where's the ACLU??”
Probably whispering ’it’s HIM again!’ and hiding behind their desks with the lights off…

You’re just throwing ‘the bad words’ out at something you have no rational argument about. Not compelling or even rational.

Vox Day #conspiracy #dunning-kruger #crackpot

“But I understand the relevant math on a level that very few, if any, biologists do.”
Because you put commas in the numbers you use? LOTS of commas?
That’s not evidence that
1) The math is relevant
2) you understand it

But, shit. Vox doesn’t believe in UFO-riding spacealiens? Now I gotta…

-Tank- #fundie

“Even Darwin,”
Who is respected as an innovator, but not held to be a prophet…

“ the person who suggested the Big Bang”
That’s stupidly incorrect.

“ and evolution said that it could not have happened.”
No, he never did say that. that’s a lie started by a woman who Darwin’s wife and daughter said never was at his death bed.

“ He stated himself that the human eye is too complex to have just formed one day or evolved into what it is.”
He did admit it was complex, but on the very next page suggested how it might have evolved. You’ve been lied to by dishonest creationists. Or you’re an idiot.

“There is no way the right elememts, cells, atoms, ect...could have come together just right to make the human eye.”
Not spontaneously, no. No one is suggesting it did.

“think of it this way....”
Forty quatloos your metaphor sucks.

“could a coke can, with the prefect size, color, label, even the little bitty copy rights symbol, appear out of thin air??”
No one is suggesting it did, no.

“ Or could you put a piece of tin foil on the ground and watch it evolve into Ferrari??”
No one is suggesting we could.

"Evolution is bogus.”
No, neither of your metaphors are worth a shit in evaluating evolutionary biology.

“ If evolution were true, why are there still apes??”
The apes we evolvedfrom are gone, actually.

“How come ALL the primates haven't evolved into humans??”
That’s not how evolution works.

Conservative #fundie

“Question for evolutionists: If you are so sure that humans are animals,”
The taxonomy of humans is to file them as animals rather than plants or viruses, yes.

“then why don't you call your local Department of Motor Vehicles and ask them if animals can obtain driver's licenses?”
The local DMV issued me a driver’s license, so, yes, animals can obtain a DL.
That was easy.

“We know what they are going to say, don't we?”
You’re trying to mix two different uses of one word, to indicate a certain type of life form AND also to indicate sub-sapient brutes. Just ask an honest question and see how that goes.

David Berlinski #fundie #crackpot #dunning-kruger

"The distance between a human being and our nearest chimpanzee-like ancestors,”
OUR ancestors?
Um, that’s the distance between US and US. That’s us on the same side of the tree of life, the same branch, the same twig, the same leaf. How much fucking distance can there even BE between ourselves and ourselves-older?

r8ermang #fundie

“When you translate them back to the original form, they are the same.”
Explain,then, the adulterer’s bible?
One translation that got through the entire publishing pipeline but said ‘Thou Shalt Commit Adultery.’ Very rare, now, the church went to some effort to stamp them out.
Why did God allow that mistake if he’s watching every translation effort?

Reformationist #fundie

“The concept of "free will" will truly be realized only when we are in Heaven.”
rather the opposite.

The bible says that the Christain who is ‘right with god’ is unable to even choose to sin.
Gotta figure thateveryone in Heaven has passed that test.

“ "Free will" is more than just "the ability to make choices."”
No, that’s pretty much it. Right or wrong, the ability to make our own choices is what makes our will ‘free.’ If there are limits on our choices,it’s not free.

"True "free will" is the ability to always make the right choice.”
No, that’s perfect morality.
A perfectly moral agent with free will will always make the right choice.
A robot programmed for perfect morality will always make the choices his programmer anticipated. It’s not free will.

“Such an ability was lost when man fell from grace.”
If man HAD the ability to always make the right choice, there would have been no fall.

Vox Day #dunning-kruger

“There is a reason that economists are inordinately inclined to be dubious about evolution.”
Inordinately?
Do you have any actual numbers to show, here? Because I don’t trust Vox Day as far as I can throw a tank.

"And that reason is this: we comprehend large numbers.”
No, that can’t be the reason. Because astronomers also understand large numbers, due to the distances and durations they work with, and they’re almost completely accepting of evolution (as are most scientists).
So, guess again, bubbles.

"…there isn’t a single economist who is impressed by a biologist waving his hand and summoning “millions and billions of years”"
Nor should there be, but the fact is that any scientist claiming ‘billions of years’ has something to back up his claims. Not just hand-waving.

“We work in trillions, bitch.”
So do geologists, astronomers…

“So waving your hand and imagining that the mere evocation of ONE MILLION YEARS allows sufficient time for anything and everything to happen not only doesn’t impress us, it confirms our original impression that you are actually retarded.”
So, you have no actual argument against evolutionary theory, just ad hominem… And pretense at special expertise.

"Evolution by natural selection never happened because it is mathematically impossible.”
I assume you’re using big-numbers-out-of-my-ass as the ‘odds,’ then?
Which is meaningless in the evaluation of historical events. if it happened, the odds are 1:1.

“And if you don’t accept that, it is only because you don’t understand the relevant math.”
I don’t think you understand enough of the science to actually evaluate the mathiness, here.

Todd #fundie

“When the rapture takes place, any server hosting Rapture Ready will be inundated with traffic.”
No, it will not. First off, humans are HORRIBLE losers. They’re not going to flock to a website to find out how they lost. They’ll be finding empty cars and abandoned houses and setting them on fire.
Second, none of you smug, self-centered, judgmental bastards are, IMHO, qualified to be lifted straight to Heaven. You’re going to be setting fire to the churches you’ve been denigrating for years but are now empty.

Bryce Jester #fundie #wingnut

“James Talarico is NOT A CHRISTIAN!”
Doesn’t your user manual tell you not to judge?
Pretty sure you’re NOT the one to decide who is or isn’t pleasing to God.

But then, too many Xians these days think the Sermon on the Mount is ‘woke shit.’

ChristianCenturion #fundie

“Christianity isn't like your Wiccan/Pagan religion where the teachings range all over the place “
Only because of Constantine. WHen he made Christainity the mascot religion of his empire, he asked ‘what is Christainity?’
And MAN< the answers he got!
One god, three gods, two gods (good and evil).
Jesus died on the Cross, jesus pretended to die on the cross, jesus tricked Satan into dying on the Cross,
John the Baptist was the Redeemer, Jesus just a prophet,
Jesus is god, jesus is like god, jesus is separate from God but the same material,

The effort to hammer this out was a cross between Monopoly and rugby.

Smidlee #fundie #dunning-kruger

“Evolutionist believe in Boobzilla;”
No, we do not.

“a reptile grew boobs and long hair and became hot blooded.”
I read that fanfic. God, it was horrible. WOrse than your posts.

“Nobody understands evolution because it doesn't make any sense.”
Your caricature of the science doesn’t make sense. Has little impact on the actual science…

Invictus #fundie

“We have so many different species, that we can't even catalogue them all and you pretend that evolution molded us to fit the environment....”
How is the diversity of life proof against the theory that attempts to explain the diversity of life? Take it slowly, try to think it through.

“ excuse me for laughing till the tears come...”
Um, no?

“pray tell, why hasn't evolution molded life to fit the environment of the moon...”
Off the top of my head, i’d say there’s little evidence for life starting on the moon, thus nothing that can evolve.

“why hasn't evolution molded life to fit the environment of any other planet in our solar system...”
Same thing.

“funny thing that evolution is, eh???”
You know that evolution is not a force, right? it’s not something that willfully crafts organisms to spread them? You’re trying for smug but mostly just look silly.

RaptorFarmer #fundie

“I'm pretty sure [atheism]s become a belief system like Christianity.”
Well, you’re pretty sure there’s an invisible sky fairy who watches you masturbate and gets angry, so who really cares?

“ Becouse athiests dont -believe- in evolution”
No, I don’t believe in evolution. I accept it, but there’s a lot more evidence for it than the Archangel Michael.

“or the big bang theory, amirite?”
Isn’t an amirite a really old fossil?
And, as above, it’s not something i actually ‘believe’ in.

various commenters #transphobia

“I know what I am and it's clear you do too. I'm not the one with the insatiable need for external validation.”
Yes, you are. You COULD just say ‘she/her’ and complete a polite interaction but you INSIST on validating your resistance to other people’s reality.

Doofus/bitch

Hellcat #fundie

“You can't deny the fact that most atheists are as bad if not worse (in some cases) than religious extremists.”
I deny it.
I don’t know of anyone hosting an atheist show on TV demanding that people send them money because Nothing Above wants them to have a lear jet…

“And I said most of them not all.”
I can’t think of any that are worse that Copeland or Osteen…

“ If you can't see that then you're an idiot in denial. Plain & simple.”
Okay. i’m an idiot. Coming from you, that’s an endorsement.

The Last Trump #fundie

“What an unacceptable concept, huh atheists?”
Christain groups being an echo chamber? Hardly.
Um… Do you have any reason to think that it was atheists that stripped these groups of recognition?

“That Christian campus groups actually be comprised of....CHRISTIANS!!”
I can kinda see a problem with that. Too many christains are really, really insistent that only certain flavors of Christains are True Christains. It’s not enough for you guys to discriminate against atheists and Pastafarians, you’d also likely deny membership to Catholics, Mormons, and Jerry.

“Oh, the injustice of it all!”
Be sure to rend your clothes, too.

“I guess it's high time for atheist groups and their "churches" to be required to be comprised of believers in God.”
Pretty sure any atheist organization allows Christains to come in and see that we are NOT eating aborted babies. If you can behave yourself, won’t make you leave.

“Makes perfect sense, huh? Exactly.”
Yeah, actually, it does. Someone wants to pay dues to be an atheist, have a seat.

“The sheer stupidity of the liberal left is appalling. Enough already.”
You’re the one lumping atheists, liberal, SJWs, and god only knows what else together.

Eschewcel #sexist #quack #psycho

“[Blackpill] The ONLY reason why men never get child custody."
But plenty of divorced men DO get custody. What courtroooms are you hanging outin?

“It's because they would rape their daughter. Hard blackpill to swallow,”
That’s not blackpill, that’s you projecting.

“ but it's absolutely logical”
I don’t think you could logic your way out of an unlocked room.

“Every married man is fighting against his instincts, not to rape his daughter.”
Mighty big accusation. Your evidence?

"But once the foid is away, he could seriously think of it.”
Dude, it’s the same consequences with or without a wife.
What you MEAN is that his chances of getting caught sooner rather than later go up. The consequences aren’t any different.

"but I'm pretty sure that daughter-rape happens more often when the dad is alone than when the dad is married.”
Get any evidence at all then get back to us.

"The dad is usually thinking he'll get away with it, and he will most of the time.”
Any evidence whatsoever.

“What do you think of that?”
I think you’re a very disturbed individual who needs significant amounts of therapy.

Kushite Kalkulus #fundie

“Abortion goes against the rights of men.”
Weird thing about rights, they’re not infinite. Your right to have kids does not extend to the point of forcing a woman to carry them.

“Women should not have the right to independently abort a man's seed without his consent.”
Fine. Once medical science gets to the point where you can take it back, we’ll let you know.

“In the age of male contraception, male birth control pills, and artificial womb technologies, abortion should be illegal under all circumstances.”
Well, birth control can fail.
And, you know that moving a fertilized egg to an artificial womb requires an abortion, right?

Slv80 #fundie

“and those rights must be balanced.”
Those are the right words,but in the end you don’t want any balance. You want the fetus to have all the rights.
But pregnancy can cause a woman’s death, or serious bodily harm at the least. If a mugger threatens a woman’s life and she shoots him, no one cries about the mugger’s right to bodily autonomy or even survival.
Forcing a person to sit through an armed robbery and hope,just hope that God doesn’t take their life is not ever an argument.
And all you people arguing the baby’s right to life are going to turn your back and deny mother/child basic life-supporting policies and ‘handouts’ because you don’t fucking care about the child’s life post partum.

ManoftheAmish #fundie

“Let us go on a trip of naturalism shall we.......

In order for somthing to be natural it must be shared in characteristics by all members of a party.”
So, not all members of our species are right handed, left handed, OR ambidexterous.
Therefore, by your definition of ‘natural,’ their handedness is unnatural?
Where did you get this definition from?

“It just so happens that all human beings have the same sex organs in that of a man or woman for sexuality.”
Okay, you’re already contradicting yourself. You’ve just defined having male gentials NOT natural because not all members of the group have that characteristic.

“Homosexuality can't be natural in that the characteristics of homosexuality isn't shared by everyone that is human it is therefore left to be a psychological anomaly.”
If you’re going to do that,you have to say the same thing about heterosexuality, asexuality, bisexuality… If it’s not everyone, by your standards, it’s unnatural.

“Let the debate begin.”
Yes, you’re using a fucked-up definition of ‘natural’ to push an agenda you haven’t really thought all the way through.
I mean, not everyone is blond.
Not everyone is a tenor.
Not everyone is tall.

JohnR7 #fundie

“Ops,”
Do you mean, oops?

“sorry, I keep forgetting that it has not ALL been falsifed yet.”
I think you’re suffering an inability to read for content.

“But MUCH of it has already been falsified. At least according to Talkorigion.com MUCH of evolution has been falsified.”
No.
ALL of science is falsifiABLE, or it’s not science. Doesn’t mean that it has been falsified.

“But if you want to say that talkorigion.com is not telling the truth, I can accept that also.”
No, I think you’re NOT GETTING the truth out of talkorigins, but that’s your problem with understanding complicated ideas like falsifiable.

“'many of the things Darwin said have in fact been falsified.”
Many? Could you maybe name three?
I mean, I know he did not know about DNA, and only deduced there was _A_ method of transmitting traits between generations. But not that his idea about transmission was falsified. What do you know?

“Many of his assertions of fact have been revised or denied,”
Revised is how science works, that’s not falsifying.
Denial is not the same as falsifying.
Back up your actual statement, please.

“many of his mechanisms rejected or modified even by his strongest supporters”
You mean the science keeps finding new shit out? That’s how it’s supposed to work.

"and he would find it hard to recognise some versions of modern selection theory as his natural selection theory.”
Really? Such as?

Garvan Ellison #fundie

“There is nothing immoral per se about slavery;”
Gotta think that treating human beings as property is immoral right out of the gate.

“if it were wrong the Lord would have stated as such.”
That’s the problem with a bible-based morality. It lists things that are wrong,but not much verbiage on ‘why.’ You have no tools to determine if it was good THEN but circumstances make it immoral NOW. There’s no update about everything that may have changed in the centuries since publication.

“If masters treat their slaves with respect, there need not be an issue here.”
The bible says that if you beat a slave TO DEATH it’s bad, but if he doesn’t die within three days of the beating, then you’re okay.
This is not ‘with respect’ as a caveat.

Russell Moore #fundie

“Speak clearly of the horror of judgement to come. Confirm what every accusing conscience already knows: clinic privacy laws cannot keep all this from being exposed at the tribunal of Christ. When the Light shines, there’s not enough darkness in which to hide and cringe.”
So, if you lack any rational argument for your position, lean heavily on scare tactics and emotions. That’s the ticket. Sure.

Jake Chinatown #conspiracy #dunning-kruger

Pffft. Someone videotaped my wedding in 1987. I’m not sure what the point of the OP is but it’s not sincere…

Alan Burns #fundie

“I attribute my ability to exert conscious control to the power God has given me through the gift of free will in my human soul.”
Ever been drunk?
Kinda weird how god-give freewill is subject to chemical pollutants. But I’ve been in a LOT of liberty ports with sailors and chemicals do have a clear and measurable impact on free will.
Things you would never CONSIDER doing while sober become all sorts of attractive to the contaminated will. I mean, right and left, guys making decisions with long-term impacts on their health, their career, and their immediate future.
I can’t see any sign that our ‘freewill’ is discrete from the physical operation fo our brains.

I want the USA back #fundie

“Suppose you suddenly create a new victim group, with very special privileges and entitlements.”
Transgendered people are literally as old as history. They’ve been part of human society for fucking ever. it’s not sudden

“Suppose you give the members the right to have a fellow employee fired, simply by saying that the employee didn’t use your “right” pronoun.”
This is a campfire horror story. No one gets to just SAY that ‘USABack needs to be fired.’ What does happen is that after you being an asshole about it, they complain to HR. HR then takes you into their office at least once to say, “This company has an Equal Employment Policy that supports Transgendered Personnel in our workforce.” THEN you can either comply with the policy of your employer OR you can stand on your principles… out in the parking lot with your severance check.
Same way no homosexual had a special ‘right’ to get your bigoted ass fired.
No woman had a right to get your sexist ass fired.
No black… Your racist ass.
Deal with it or die a martyr.

"Suppose that the government willingly pays for the psychiatric help and surgery.”
Do you have ANY idea how much the military spends on buying Viagra for service members each year?
You’re just butthurt that someone seems to be getting a benefit you can’t possibly enoy.

aussiemama (aka katyanne from teens4christ) #fundie

“All throughout the Bible there is warnings not to marry different races.”
All through the Bible,though, the Jews are treated as a nation, a religion,AND a race.
Some of the verses sent to me to prove that MY marriage pisses god off don’t apply because I don’t keep Kosher. So if my wife doesn’t keep Kosher in the kitchen, it’s nothing that’ll harm me.
I didn’t get any verses that absolutely said that race was the issue to the point of making my marriage a sin.

Chris Key #homophobia

“Only problem with nailing fags to a fence post is it might allow one of their contagious diseases to infect a normal Human.”
Um… You’re afraid of getting a sexually-transmitted disease from (scrolls up) committing murder. I know most of your demographic are really fucked up on the entire subject of sex,but that’s a weird, weird fetish.
Hint, most people who say that ‘nailed’ someone sexually aren’t talking about assault/murder charges.

“The best thing the government can do is kill them and burn their carcasses.”
Yes, just remember YOU want to make it a precedent that the government can kill US Citizens if they’re a threat to other citizens…

“Society needs to be protected from these monsters.”
Remember that you’ve said that when they put you on the train.

“ann” #biphobia

“Hello, Shoto! I've been a fan for quite some time and I've been wanting to get this off my chest. I think it's time for you to realize that you are 100% gay.”
Exactly what business is it of yours?

“Bisexuality is NOT a real thing !!!”
Yes, yes, sure, sure. I believe you. You’ve spent all of zero years establishing your credentials as a sex expert.

“I know for a fact you are 100% gay because the way you talk about men is with so much love and passion and with women, well, it's clear you feel no attraction or love for them.”
Fact? you’re WAY off on how you spell ‘prejudice,’ sweetie.

“(I also think that the reason you say you are bisexual is so that you can satisfy your parents)”
I really do love people who tell me not only what I believe, but what my family believes. No one’s EVER been wrong saying i date with the goal of alienating and punishing my parents, nope.

“I hope this makes you realize you are 100% gay !!!”
Well, your argument is so well-informed and fact-strewn, how could it not?

“I hope you have a nice day/night!”
I hope ICE identifies you as accurately as you identify others.

DawnGrace #fundie

“Is this weird or what? The lady that brings my farm eggs says for the last 2 weeks her hens have STOPPED laying eggs !”
Isn’t that the sign of her being a witch?

I mean, that’s the great thing about superstition. Anything can be a sign of ANY FUCKING THING YOU WANT. Witchraft, the rapture, god’s displeasure, Jesus’ favor, the end of Evolution, the End of the Catholics, the end of post-millennialism, whatever.

Sassy #fundie

“Can we stop with all the stupid excuses and manmade arguments”
Are there any arguments that are NOT manmade?

“they really only show atheists clutching at straws.”
Oh, sure,you don’t like the conclusions, so you marginalize the arguments.

“Straw men arguments which show they have no real logical reasoning for their disbelief given the world around them.”
What’s the logic of gods,then?

“If anyone is lacking in support and evidence then it is the atheists point of view.”
Sounds mostly like your argument consists of ad hominem.

“So stupid to believe they can argue God does not exist in the light of they themselves exist in an otherwise empty void called space.”
Yeah, that’s not something that can ONLY be explained by divine action.

“Seems they are willing to cling to any argument really fooling themselves that they actually have something to argue with.”
Uh huh,sure.

“If you do as God and Christ tells you, you will know if exists.”
Is there someone who speaks English we could talk to?

“ Until you do you are not in a position to argue or call yourselves open minded...”
Yeah, so many Christains use ‘open minded’ to mean ‘not making up your mind until you agree with me.’ But I’m sure that’snot you.

“Because those who seek truth act on information provided.”
Yes,but so many Christains offer anecdotes, not information.

“Till every atheist has acted on the words of God and Christ then they are no truth seekers and are not being honest when it comes to wanting to know if there is a God.”
So, I have no argument to stand on until I behave as if I believe what you believe.

“So when you have done as God tells you, let us know. TILL YOU DO, YOU CANNOT ARGUE AGAINST HIS EXISTENCE.”
No, I don’t argue against his existence. I just don’t believe in any gods, yours or other’s. And I argue against your arguments. Not that you’ve actually offered any…

Gary #fundie

“If you try to change marriage from one man and one woman, you are trying to change the law from what my religion says it should be.”
It’s a secular nation with secular government and secular laws.
Exactly what sort of impact would you expect your religion’s ‘should be’ to have on such an institution?

“And if you succeed, then the law will reflect your beliefs,”
Not exactly.
But if there’s no secular justification to discriminate against gay citizens, then it reflects the ideals of American Freedom.

“which are inferior to mine.”
It’s not about the beliefs, it’s about the Constitution. Anything in there about prioritizing religions?

DownWithWomen #sexist

“When artificial wombs are invented men won’t even have to do it, women will rope themselves as their sexual market value plus power that comes alongside it is completely destroyed.”
Sexual Market Value is an incel’s estimateof just how jealous other men will be for having a woman in his car. YOU don’t want to fuck her, you judge her by how many other men will think you’re a success for fucking her.
Pretty sure if artificial wombs were available for the last 40 years, my wife and I would still have used straightforward sex to fertilize the egg,then move it to a Wombot 3000 and let IT have the cramps and the cravings and the scar tissue.
Much safer that way, but we still have the mystery of which genes were chosen naturally.
Women aren’t going to rope. They just won’t have to put their career on hold to have kids. Then tell all the men they DON’T want to date to go buy an egg of ETSY and rent a Wombot.
And gay men/womencouples will just come up with egg fertilization clubs so everyone gets their own kid without the icky repro sex.

“As soon as [artificial wombs] are invented we don’t have to put up with the bullshit of women anymore,”
I certainly plan to.
Probably standup comediennes will have routines about ‘you know what they say about single men who have a membership in a womb service club…’

Forgive Me Lord #fundie

Megyn Kelly & Hanson #transphobia

@Lucilius #264664

Okay by me, but i doubt they’re going to wear the name-tags.

“But it's always considered very, very rare.”
Very rare,but present through ALL of human history is not very,very rare.

spideez #fundie #kinkshaming

“Make sure to cleanse your mind.”
For the last 20 years, I’ve been saying ‘Fire Is The Cleanser.’

“ Don’t think about certain things, don’t check out girls”
Reminds me of the brief they gave before we pulled into Puerto Rico. XO said, “Do not drink the Rum Punch. it’s too powerful!’ and half the watchstanders whipped out their phones and typed, “rum punch” then asked what places do we avoid to avoid this Rum Punch. He showed a map. Duty driver was piling them on the pier like cordwood.

“Keep your eyes on their faces.”
Have you ever really looked at Eva Green’s eyes…? Yow.

“ Even then, just straight up don’t look at them if it’s possible.”
Wait, not looking at the opposite sex is to help me not rape underage victims of the same sex? Are you sure?

“Watch out for the music you listen to (dirty words. That is a trigger. Trust me. I know.)”
There’s this sign in the Emergency Room asking visitors not to use ‘strong language.’ Every fucking time I’m in there, I intend, i fully intend to obey that stricture. However, after a Navy career, I’m pretty sure my list of ‘strong language’ is very different from the induction nurse’s list. Pretty sure I can listen to a lot of words you’d think of as ‘triggers’ that are just conversation to me. I literally knew guys who used ‘fuck’ as a comma.

“Try some ACTUALLY GOOD Christian music (see below)”
I don’t think there is good christain music. On the other hand EVERY SINGLE CHRISTMAS people play ‘Hallelujah,’ which is a song about a Jewish kid getting laid. So, again, our lists pretty much MUST differ….

"Those are triggers as well. (Dirty jokes and whatnot)”
Oh, you sweet, innocent child.

"Don’t look at men or women in a certain way.”
What way is that? Euphemisms DO NOT HELP!

"How would you like it if someone gave your boyfriend/husband or girlfriend/wife a certain look?”
And validate all my life choices? Go for it.

"Ayo, i don’t mean to force anything on anyone, but we have various types of evidence for biblical events,”
No. We have evidence for some of the places, the locations. Cities, nations, rivers. Very little for the events.

“ if anyone is interested.”
I already know your evidence si going to be shit.

“ I also found ways to combat lust, if anyone is interested. (I’m talking archaeological evidence,”
Archaeological evidence to combat lust?

“miracles caught live,”
OOOooh, an anecdote. That’s convincing.

“ arguments against evolution,”
Oh, haha. Your’e a fucking moron. Evolution has nothing to do with God existing or not. Disproving evolutoin entirely isn’t an argument for God being real.

“divine revelation,”
More anecdote.

“ science,”
Let me guess,the 2LoT? Shut up, kid, the grownups are talking.

Brain #fundie

“That said, no blind person goes and brags and tells everyoen that he is so happy to be blind.”
That’s not true. I know of a least one blind man who says that in HIS world, all women are incredibly beautiful. He hears their voice and imagines their beauty and is never, ever disappointed.
YOU can’t imagine enjoying being blind,but i don’t think you’ve actually surveyed everyone.
Also, I remember a few deaf people bitching that someone tried to get the government to buy hearing aids for deaf kids, saying they were out to destroy deaf culture.
It’s certainly possible someone really enjoys their condition, just as much as you enjoy yours.
Also, as an analogy, you’re just projecting that you wouldn’t like being gay any more than losing your sight. Not a substantially compelling argument, really.

“He adapts to his condition and tries to lead as normal a life as possible.”
Ookay. And in this world, this culture, living the life you want to live IS NORMAL.
Fucking the people you find attractive, who at least tolerate your interest, is normal.
Being gay is normal. It’s more like being left-handed. Used to be taken as a sign of a sinister nature, now people are secure in their natural nature.

“I dont like the promotion of gay lifestyles.”
THen don’t suck any dicks. But then, how do you KNOW you’re not gay?
in the Navy, before DADT, we sucked each other’s dick regularly. And as long as we threw up afterwards, we knew we weren’t gay.

spideez #fundie #pratt #homophobia #transphobia #biphobia #interphobia

“1) keep on sinning! The Bible is wrong!”
Um, do you not know what atheism IS?
Or any worldview OTHER than yours?
If the Bible is wrong, then whatever I’m doing is not sinning.

GrantUsGrace #fundie

“The ultimatum that you propose seems pretty gentle to me. If I were in your shoes, alternative (b) would be a divorce. (Or is that what you meant by "move a bed roll elsewhere"?)”
Yeah, whenever my wife pisses me off I go straight to ultimatums. Nothing like a discussion or maybe counseling, just ride or die.

“As I said in another post, sex is the center of a marriage.”
Really? You’d think that either she’d say ‘no’ less often, then, OR I’d get upset when she did?

“In fact, it is the reason for marriage.”
Meh. We were living together when I proposed. I already had the sex. I wanted her eternal soul.

“It is the only thing you do with your spouse that you can't (mustn't) do with anyone else.”
Not true. I’ve known a few ‘open’ marriages.

“A spouse who refuses to have any sex at all has strayed from his marriage vows”
I recall ‘love, honor, and cherish’ and ‘forsake all others,’but I don’t recall anything about sex on demand. Not even at Catholic Wedding School.

“just as much as one who is an adulterer.”
No, see that’s a violation of ‘forsake all others.’

“He is just as unfaithful, although "faithless" might be a better word.”
Nonsense. Fucking her coworker is being unfaithful. NOT fucking her isn’t a violation of any oath made to her or to any gods.

“If marriage is a picture of Christ and the Church,”
Christ and the congregation argue about whose turn it is to pick the restaurant?

“then an adulterous spouse is like a Christian who becomes a Muslim. That's bad.”
What a weird analogy. Hard to become a muslim without UNbecoming a Christain. But if i sleep around, I’m still married to her in the eyes of God and the Law.

“A sexless spouse is like one who becomes an atheist.”
Well, without sex, I’m less likely to shout out to God, that’s true.

“That's just as bad.”
I think you’re either a virgin or someone who is desperately afraid their spouse is looking around…

"Either way, they have strayed from the faith/marriage."
Been to a LOT of Sunday School and they never, ever, said that having sex was critical to getting into Heaven… Might have stayed if they did.