God even went so far as to secretly reveal through the details in the story that Christ’s 2nd Coming will absolutely, positively take place during mankind’s 6,000th year!!!
Okay. So when’s that?
https://isotropic.org/date/
Gregorian: Thursday, 15 July 2021
Mayan: Long count = 13.0.8.12.8; tzolkin = 12 Lamat; haab = 6 Xul
French: 27 Messidor an 229 de la Révolution
Islamic: 5 Dhu al-Hijjah 1442
Hebrew: 6 Av 5781
Julian: 2 July 2021
ISO: Day 4 of week 28 of 2021
Persian: 24 Tir 1400
Ethiopic: 8 Hamle 2013
Coptic: 8 Abib 1737
Chinese: Cycle 78, year 38 (Xin-Chou), month 6 (Yi-Wei), day 6 (Jia-Zi)
Julian day: 2459411
Day of year: Day 196 of 2021; 169 days remaining in the year
Discordian: Sweetmorn, Confusion 50, Year of Our Lady of Discord 3187 -- Confuflux
The only thing even close to that is the Hebrew calendar year of 5781, which if any of them measures the date since the “creation of the world” in the Bible it’d be that. So I guess we’re safe until AD 2240 or so. Whew, that’s daring, most of the time you nuts like the “Jeebus iz comin bak NEKST WEEK!!!” approach.
And like I always do on these posts:
http://www.abhota.info/