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AtheistsAreStupid #fundie #wingnut

"I've never met any atheists or read anything about them, but my pastor told me they're bad."

Dennis Hummel #wingnut

- Nobody's screaming that at regular cops, just at masked ICE thugs.

- Wingnuts: "Democrats had open borders!" Also wingnuts: "Obama deported people too so it's cool!"

Pastor Shane Vaughn #conspiracy #wingnut

Dumb shit, the intent was to force people to *cooperate and compromise.*

Paul Bury #fundie #conspiracy

"When we scream at random people that they're evil perverts bound for Hell, they tell us to shut up and go away! We're so PERSACOOTED!"

KeepNHGranite #racist #homophobia #conspiracy

Jk Rowling #crackpot

It must be so hard being a famous billionaire relentlessly campaigning for the elimination of an oppressed minority and yet somehow still arguing that you're the real victim.

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #wingnut

The truth: He's been bullshitting you morons for years, just to keep you riled up and distracted. He doesn't actually care whether you live or die.

Joey Mannarino #fundie #homophobia #psycho #transphobia

<@KeithInc.> #239078

Isaac Asimov noted that when a bigot hears of a minority committing a crime, their instant reaction is "See, that's just typical for them," but when someone from the bigot's own group commits the same crime, the response is "They're an anomaly."

Ethan White #crackpot #wingnut #magick #conspiracy #mammon

I wish I was dishonest. I wish I could keep a straight face while telling a lie. If I could, I would already be Musk-level rich by bilking these idiots for their last 15 cents. They will fall for aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanything.

Asmongold #wingnut #dunning-kruger #psycho

Babylon oh Babalyon #sexist #psycho

William S. Burroughs' writing talent has certainly declined since he died.

Jacob Chansley #wingnut #conspiracy #magick #god-complex

@Bastethotep #238452

Yep, pretty much the same idea all the way back to cash-strapped Roman emperors, desperate to pay the legions, debasing the solidus for a quick infusion of cash ... then again to keep up with resulting inflation, and so on.
It can work once, if you're not too greedy, and can resist the pressures to do it again. But it's not a panacea.

@TatersForever5481 #238448

There *is* actually a not-totally-nuts argument that since currency, and therefore monetary debts, are based on assertions of value ("full faith and credit") rather than anything practically quantifiable, the U.S. could theoretically issue a bill (or coin) in an enormous denomination and declare its debt thereby repaid. Legally it could work but would probably create a crisis of confidence in the seriousness of U.S. monetary policy and thus spark rampant inflation, causing as many problems as it would solve.

Parents With Inconvenient Truths about Trans #transphobia

"Nazis murdered trans people, so trans people are Nazis!" - arguments of the really, really fucking stupid.

Various Incels #sexist #psycho

Dilley Meme Team, Donald Trump, Russ Vought #wingnut #psycho

"Donald Trump" is an addled corpse stumbling around a golf course while Nazis shitpost in his name.

Lauren Boebert #wingnut

Jim #fundie #conspiracy #quack #transphobia

The best reason to believe in demons: You're nuts.

Jesse Watters #wingnut #racist

Well, they'll need at least half a dozen strong soldiers to carry Emperor Lardass' gilded litter.

Socrates #elitist #ableist

Apolitical3678 #racist

"I didn't have a target for my latent racism until I briefly left my all-white bubble."

OurUnitedNationsRunGovHatesUs #conspiracy #racist #magick

In these days of evil it's almost a relief to see some plain old-fashioned batshittery again.

David Strom #homophobia

Cool story. Now tell us the odds on wingnut preachers and Republican politicians.

Liberty Council #transphobia

fukurou #sexist

Further evidence, as if any was needed, that incels' basic problem is seeing women as orifices instead of people.

KeepNHGranite #racist

Colson Center #fundie

Number 1: A legal quibble, not a practical one.

Number 2: If the relationship is stable (and healthy) anyway, then so what?

Number 3: Your god's "design" is just a piece of paper.

Colson Center #fundie #pratt

If you can't tell the difference between "good" and "bad" - say, between food and starvation - without consulting your ancient fantasy stories, then you are in no position to lecture anyone else on morality.

Declan Finn #wingnut #conspiracy

Eric Hovind #fundie

Funny, Eric: your god eagerly kills anybody who eats the wrong fruit, or grabs a handle, or offers "unauthorized fire," and a thousand other trivialities. Doesn't sound like life is too sacred to him.

Ben Garrison #wingnut

Why do I suspect this is just the setup for Ben fantasizing about Trump in rubber and Spandex?

C.T. #wingnut #racist #psycho

Nah, it's easily explicable: You're all scum who don't really give a shit about each other, or anyone besides yourselves.

Oklahoma Republicans #wingnut

The handful of Democrats in the Oklahoma legislature should introduce a bill requiring all newly elected Republicans to fellate Kirk's rotting corpse as proof of their loyalty.

AV1611VET #fundie

Oh dear, Grampa's having another stroke while typing.

Jehovah’s Witness #fundie #homophobia

And you know this from personal experience ...?

Tim Jantosz #crackpot #quack #conspiracy #magick #fundie

You know what? OK. Let every one of these idiots drink pee and snort horse paste and take bleach enemas and stare at eclipses, and when they're mortally ill we can deny them "crooked" medical care. Don't intervene when a problem is solving itself.

Andrew Wallace #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

Hate to tell Andy that most jobs, workers and economic power is in "communist" cities. Sure, let's cut them off from Yokelvania. We'll have a hundred prosperous city-states and a barbarian hinterland.

Laura Loomer #conspiracy #crackpot #transphobia #wingnut

How much do you want to bet fascists like Loomer are going to make up everything they can to absolve Groypers and gin up a massacre of trans people?

No bet. That's exactly what they're doing.

WholeHearted4God #fundie

Vivienne Lamb #crackpot #magick #fundie

"Everybody is here to masturbate over their shared opinions and ideologies, their most worshipped ideologies are sex, sexuality, gender politics, breeding and eating habits."

But your own masturbation over your crackpot religion is TOTALLY DIFFERENT, right?

Various MAGA #wingnut #conspiracy #psycho

Fascists have been jizzing themselves for 30 years at the thought of finding an excuse to shoot liberals and minorities.

Pedro Afonso #wingnut #dunning-kruger

Rudolph Harrier #dunning-kruger

"What person would look at the military history of the US and say that the staunchly isolationist pre-WWII US was 'more aggressive' than the world policeman post-WWII US?"

You've never even heard of Latin America or the Caribbean, have you?

Conservapedia #fundie #transphobia #wingnut #pratt

Fun fact: All of these shooters DID have one thing in common - they had guns.

Gaylemuir9 #conspiracy #wingnut

"I survived the Titanic, which proves nobody died! They were all crisis drowners!"

ahowls #conspiracy #crackpot

"Since eating one variety of bullshit several years ago, I've been swallowing other flavors of bullshit too."

Billboard Chris #transphobia #wingnut

Hey Billboard Chris, you're a trans child.

What, you say you're not? Well, if you get to arbitrarily prescribe other people's identities, so do I. You're officially trans now.