TheKingOfRhye

@TheKingOfRhye

The truth is that each person is born with the proper capacity for healthy sexual relations.

OK, that’s just a rather wordy way to say “people are born heterosexual”, isn’t it?

Unakceptabke_views #wingnut #conspiracy

BOYCOTT SCHOLASTIC BOOKS!

OK, fine, I won’t buy any of their books! I mean, I wasn’t going to anyway, seeing as I’m a 48-year-old single man with no children.

Tommassive #fundie #sexist #conspiracy

"Progressivism, socialism, and feminism have spread through society like a plague in the last 6 decades. The result is society that abandons God and instead worships at the altar of selfishness."

Well, I don’t call myself a socialist, I’m more of a left-libertarian or maybe a social democrat….but aside from the semantics, I don’t see a damn thing wrong with that.

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. #pratt #quack #conspiracy

“The MMR vaccine that we currently use has millions of particles that were created from aborted fetal tissue, millions of DNA fragments,” RFK Jr. told Fox News host Bret Baier in a report aired on Thursday
It’s a wildly misleading statement.

I must be missing something here. Even if that WERE true, so what? Abortions happen, like it or not, so if we could use the DNA there for something good, why the hell not? Kinda the same logic behind why I always select to have my organs or whatever donated after I die when I get a new license. I figure, hey, I ain’t gonna need them anymore!

A.W.A.R.E. (AreWeAllReallyEducated) #mammon

Matt Walsh #racist #dunning-kruger #wingnut #conspiracy #pratt

“I mean there might be a reason why there aren’t many Aboriginals working at NASA, let’s say”

I’m thinking the fact that they’re mostly in Australia and that NASA is an American agency might have a little something to do with that.

Owen Benjamin #racist #fundie

9 good at fishing

Huh? I thought I heard all the antisemitic stereotypes by now, but "Jews can’t fish” is a new one to me.

Anyway, though, nobody was calling themselves “Christians” until after Jesus’s death, so I’d have to assume they would have thought of themselves as Jews.

Parents With Inconvenient Truths about Trans #transphobia

Below is a revision with the same happy ending we long for and the cycle we so often see.

So you consider your “son” dead (“with his life cut short”)….and her having “ran away” is the HAPPY ENDING???? Holy shit. Since we’re talking nursery rhymes apparently, you sound like the worst parent since Hansel and Gretel’s stepmother!

The Zetas via Nancy Lieder #ufo #dunning-kruger

This is one of those quotes where the more I actually stop and think about it, the MORE confused I get. By “Atlantic Rift” does she mean the “Mid-Atlantic Ridge”? As in, the mountain range underneath the middle of the Atlantic Ocean?

Eljah Schaffer and Joel Davis #racist #forced-birth #psycho

Davis also repeated the conspiracy theory that Jewish people “spread pornography in our society intentionally as a political weapon.”

I’m not sure exactly how that would be a “political weapon,” but hey, as a longtime fan of pornography myself, I’d count that as a point in favor of the Jewish people if true! Though, if I had to think of people who are commonly credited with “spreading pornography” in somewhat recent history, Al Goldstein would be only famous Jewish pornographer I could come up. I’m sure there’s some I’m forgetting or am just not aware about, though.

Dramatic_Director_46 #transphobia #wingnut

I mean Mormons use to knock on peoples door once a year and leave when you ask them to, but the trans religious are patrolling every public space looking to scream at anyone they see breaking any of their made up rules

It was always Jehovah’s Witnesses where I’m from (not many Mormons in Michigan, I guess), but I never had transgender people knocking at my door. Or at least if they did, they weren’t there to say anything about being transgender. (since, I dunno, maybe that random salesman in 1987 was trans and I didn’t know, or care, lol)

Eljah Schaffer and Joel Davis #racist #forced-birth #psycho

Jesus and Hitler smile down at you every time you nut in your wife.

I’m obviously not a Christian, but I refuse to believe Jesus and Hitler would be “smiling down” at much of the same things.

Jake Shields and Joel Davis #racist #conspiracy #psycho

he was trying to get peace deals in the war.

Yeah, like that famous “Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact”? Because that sure lasted long….oh, wait.

(technically, that wasn’t “in the war”, but still…)

RFH🦎👁‍🗨🪐🌘 ⬛️ (Doctor) / @hollowearthterf #sexist #quack #crackpot

Men who aren’t ensouled will immediately repel women because women can instinctively feel the presence or lack of presence of a soul, if you’re struggling with dating it’s time to ask your mom some very tough questions

Out of all the questions I could conceivably ask my mother, you can be DAMN SURE that “did you come when you fucked Dad and conceived me” would have to be one of the ones I would least want to ask! But to entertain that patently ridiculous thought a bit further…assuming it’s a person of at least adult age asking such a question, do you really expect someone to remember if they did or not? Or even know what particular time was the actual time that resulted in conception?

Also, TIL the show “Big Brother” is still going on. Shows you how much I watch TV, I guess, lol

Anne Dachel #wingnut #ableist

There must be a reason these DISABILITES ARE MORE SEVERE and increasing demand is a nice way of saying, MORE STUDENTS WHO CANNOT FUNCTION WITHOUT HELP.

Like @JeanP said, it couldn’t be that the disabilities aren’t really “more severe,” we’re just better at diagnosing them now?? Dare I say, I think I kinda know what I’m talking about here, seeing how as I’m now 48, was diagnosed with autism in my mid-30s, and it’s not like that was a thing I suddenly got, I’ve been that way all my life. I was even evaluated back in my elementary school days, and I’m pretty sure they never said anything about autism, people (or at least the people working at the elementary school in the ’80s, anyway) barely knew what that was back then.

Also, aren’t teachers and staff at schools supposed to help students, whether neurodivergent or not??

The Gays From LA #transphobia

Well, you said “I” a bunch of times, and “you” once…guess what those are? Yep, that’s right…pronouns!

(and why does it say there’s 2 comments, but I only see my own?)

Ken Ham #fundie

Bible2School, a public-school ministry that “equips communities to provide free Bible classes to elementary school children during their public school day.”

So…blatantly violating the Constitution, in other words.

Donald Trump #wingnut #racist

Donald knows less about the US government than a smart high school student.

Donald Trump #wingnut

Donald Trump #fundie #wingnut

Donald Trump signed an executive order yesterday establishing a “religious liberty commission” at the Department of Justice (DOJ) to investigate and present strategies to eliminate “threats to domestic religious liberty.”

We have the First Amendment. That should not be a thing that is needed. My country’s elected officials should be already doing their jobs, and enforcing that, to ensure freedom of religion, and yes, the “separation of church and state”…which Trump doesn’t seem to be too sure about, but no less than Thomas Jefferson famously did. Not that he would know about that.

I don’t know if Trump is the “worst President ever” but he’s definitely my least favorite President of my lifetime. (which began in 1977)

Laura Loomer #racist #elitist

I'm not saying all Indians are scammers.

OK, just another way of saying “I’m not racist, but…”

Tommy Truthful #crackpot #wingnut #magick #quack #conspiracy #mammon

and a wellness band that protects against harmful frequencies.

Oh no, not the dreaded frequencies!!!!

Frequencies of WHAT? And why are some harmful and others apparently are not? Is it something like, if I tune my AM radio to 950 kHz, I’m okay, but if I tune it to 760, I’ll be doomed?

The Zetas via Nancy Lieder #crackpot #ufo #wingnut #conspiracy

Both Greenland and Canada have scant populations,

OK, that’s an unfair thing to say, I was gonna say “comparison” but that’s not the right word maybe…but according to a quick Google search I did just now, Canada has a population of a little over 41.5 million, while Greenland has a population of 56,865. To put in a weird kind of perspective, I live on the outskirts of what I consider a small town in the US, and it has more than a third of the population of the entire territory of Greenland.

@KeepNHGranite #wingnut #racist

Until 1965, the United States was a 90% White country.
In 2025, the United States is barely 50% White.

To quote the infamous song by the Anti-Nowhere League, famously covered by Metallica…so fucking what??

four1298 #sexist #psycho

Mike Stone #wingnut #quack #fundie #conspiracy

While the entire country was locked down, and people were arrested for going to the beach, crews went out all over the country and built 5G towers. Their mission was so secret, it could only be done under cover of a nationwide lockdown.

I think it had been pretty well known by 2020 that 5G was the next big thing. Yeah, I just looked it up in fact, Samsung’s first 5G phone came out in 2019. So I’m guessing there had been some 5G towers already out there….since, after all, a 5G phone would just be a 4G one if there weren’t any 5G towers. Also, people could still go outside and even look out their windows during the lockdown, so it wasn’t like nobody would know if a new cell tower was down the street.

A transphobic mom #transphobia #fundie

I have a son who’s been struggling with his gender identity. He claims that “he’s always known” that he is a girl.

It sounds like she hasn’t been “struggling” with it all, if she had “always known.” That always annoys me, when people like this say trans people are “confused” or something…no, they seem to have a very definite idea as to what their gender identity is, in a lot of cases!

Paul Bury #fundie #wingnut #god-complex

Now they are marching lock, step, and barrel

OK, that actually made me laugh…I guess he was thinking “marching in lockstep” but got it mixed up with “lock, stock, and barrel”…or, he’s just an idiot.

(TIL that saying refers to the parts of a gun like a flintlock musket, never knew that)

various commenters #wingnut #racist

I forget who said it but I always liked the saying… “there are three kinds of lies: Lies, damned lies, and statistics.”

Donald Trump #dunning-kruger #conspiracy

Wow. So, not only does he complain about “election fraud” when he WON an election, he complains about it when there’s not an election going on….and he can’t even be elected again???

wereq #sexist #psycho #racist

Make them clean the dirtiest and shittiest of toilets.

That one just made me laugh. Cus, ya know, I’m literally a porter at a truck stop, plus I’ve worked at a hospital, and various restaurants. Trust me when I say I’ve cleaned some dirty shitty toilets in my day! Believe it or not, though, it’s not a “fate worse than death”…and also, I’ve worked alongside many women who did or do the job just as fine as me if not better. Oh, and also anyone who’s ever been a parent has to deal with defecation-related grossness. Not that incels would ever know about that…

Eric Hovind #fundie

4.The Empty Tomb – Even Jesus’ enemies couldn’t produce His body. All they could claim was that it had been “stolen”—an admission that the tomb was empty.

Uh, hmm….am I missing something there? It doesn’t look like he gave any “extra-biblical evidence” for that, at all.

5.The Explosion of the Early Church – Thousands of Jews and Gentiles converted in Jerusalem, where Jesus was crucified and buried. That wouldn’t happen unless something world-changing happened—like a resurrection.

I’m guessing thousands of people converted to Islam in its early days, so does that mean what Muhammad said was true? Same logic, right?

Gen. Jim #fundie #wingnut #homophobia

If you think the Democratic Party is “far left,” you don’t know what you’re talking about.

Bill Donohue #fundie #wingnut

“Reality check” #fundie #transphobia

I was shocked! My first thought was maybe he is confused about his sexuality. To my knowledge he has never been kissed. Between his awkward autistic personality and COVID isolation at a time when he should have been experiencing his sexual awaking while away at university, he has faced unfair challenges. But to decide he is a girl trapped in his healthy male body, that is IMPOSSIBLE.

I was an autistic awkward introvert who’d never been kissed until I was WELL out of high school…well, OK, I’m still an awkward autistic introvert, but I know have been kissed, among other things. But I still wasn’t “confused about my sexuality”, no, I knew damn well what it was!

Benjamin Fulford #crackpot #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

A.W.A.R.E. (AreWeAllReallyEducated) #crackpot #wingnut #mammon #conspiracy

There’s one thing I don’t see explained in that whole thing: Why is getting the “We The People World Citizen Passport Bundle Package” any better than…ya know, getting an actual passport and/or other proper legal identification?

Paul Bury #fundie #conspiracy

The issues families can have with Street Fighter 6 are violence

Violence in a game called Street FIGHTER?? Geez, next thing Paul’s gonna tell us is that in the Grand Theft Auto games, there’s people stealing cars!!!

Also, wait…don’t video games these days still have RATINGS? Like they say on the box (or on the download I guess) what kind of content they have that might be objectionable???

Honestly I feel like Paul sounds like a guy who watched a porn movie and is complaining about how there’s too much sex in it.

Thinker2 #crackpot #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy

Laura Milander #conspiracy #crackpot #dunning-kruger #fundie

If you hate Trump it's because you satanists hate Christians

Well, I DO hate Trump…and I used to be a Satanist (ya know, that Anton LaVey variety, not that Laura would know what that even is), still an atheist, and I most certainly don’t hate Christians. I, in fact, love some Christians (like my parents!). What I hate about some Christians is what the more conservative sorts want to try to impose on the rest of us who don’t agree with your agenda.

Hannahkat #fundie #homophobia #biphobia #transphobia

Laura Loomer #racist

DEI hires in congress

Wow, that seriously has to be one of the stupidest things I’ve read today, and that’s saying a lot. Yeah, cus the US Congress just “hires” people…that’s totally how that works….

Abby Trivett #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy

Does the end of the roles of both Pope Francis and Klaus Schwab as world leaders signal that we are another step closer to the very end?

Well, if there is such a thing as the “very end”, then we’re always getting another step closer to it. That’s how time works, ya know. As Steve Miller said, “time keeps on slippin’ into the future!” (doo doo do doo)

Kyle Langford and Matt Loesby #racist #sexist

"It is an initiative that will encourage family formation in the State of California; fostering healthy, stable young families is my #1 priority," Langford told Newsweek in an emailed statement[…]

I dunno, but if I had to think of the possible ways to “foster healthy, stable, young families,” literal EXTORTION wouldn’t be one of the first things to come to mind.

Redeemed Zoomer #dunning-kruger

One kinda funny thing is, I’m in the US, where we supposedly DON’T use the metric system…but wait, we actually kinda DO. Like if you’re doing anything where you turn a wrench or something you better know your millimeters and such. And have all the sockets and whatnot for both.

Donald Trump #wingnut

I miss the days when we had a President that had some fucking CLASS, damnit. I didn’t agree with everything Barack Obama said, but he wouldn’t have done a “Happy Easter message” that amounted to “Happy Easter and fuck everyone I don’t like.”

Medeea Greere #wingnut #fundie #crackpot #conspiracy

And now, Pope Francis is gone.
The questions write themselves.

No, they really don’t. An 88 year old man died. They do that, ya know. Hell, I hope I make it to that age myself, another 40 years to go!