TheKingOfRhye

@TheKingOfRhye

Amargi #sexist #crackpot

“EI” would look different for each of them.

Just because I have no idea what EI stands for, I’ll take some random guesses…

Electronic instruments? Energetic Italians? Earthly Industry? Enormous Indians? Extreme ignorance? (well, that one could apply to a lot of posts here)

Uwe Boll and Elon Musk #racist

Elon Musk really wants you to watch Citizen Vigilante

I don’t think there’s a phrase that would make me LESS inclined to watch a movie than that one.

That was Tattoo, not Tutu. Not to be confused with t.A.T.u, the band, or Tutu, the Bishop, or former pro hockey player Jordin Tootoo. (who not only wore the jersey number of 22 in his career, but was born on 2/2 lol)

Doktor Snake (Jimmy Lee Shreeve) #magick #mammon

Necrom
The God With No Name

The God With No Name…who I’ll refer to as “Necron” several times…

Kinda sounds like you’re giving him (her? it?) a name.

Though, I gotta say, “The God With No Name” totally sounds like a title for some sort of badass metal song.

2nd Smartest Guy in the World/MaryBowdenMD #quack #crackpot #conspiracy

@ShatteredGlassSkywarp #258656

Same for me, except I was born in 1977, and I totally do have autism. But, as I always like to say, I’d much rather be alive and be autistic then be dead from a preventable disease!

Though that’s not to say that I wish I wasn’t autistic. Maybe sometimes I do kinda wonder what my like would have been like if I wasn’t, but it’s like…that’s part of who I am. If I wasn’t autistic, I’d be like a whole different person.

James Copper #quack #crackpot

Tutu #sexist #racist

Hmm..I kinda wanna say “at least this isn’t racist, they just hate men”…but it kinda IS racist, though, ain’t it? If you hate men, then what’s the difference between one race and another?

Cannabis Refugee #sexist #crackpot

Even in a non-patriarchal context, unless non-technological parthenogenesis has been achieved, creating a pregnancy would necessarily entail procuring sperm, and that normally means that a male somewhere has achieved orgasm which is usually considered pleasing to men.

Well, since I am a man myself, I’ve obviously never been pregnant, and so far I haven’t gotten anyone pregnant yet…but I have come to understand that a good number of women seem to enjoy the act that might lead to a pregnancy.

But anyway, though…I’m totally not a violent person by any means, but I think if someone called my mother a slut to my face might be one the times where I’d start to think about making an exception to that, ya know?

James Copper #quack #crackpot

I need to take more drugs than I’ve taken in quite a long time for that to make any damn sense.

Marcus, obormot #transphobia

I think I’ve said this before more than a few times, but “cis” and “trans” are perfectly legit prefixes that mean exactly what we’re using them for in the case of gender. “Cis” means “on the same side of” while “trans” means “on the other side of”. The Romans called Gaul on their side of the Alps “Cisalpine Gaul” while Gaul on the other side of the Alps was “Transalpine Gaul”. (though they would have used the Latin equivalent of those phrases of course)

Parents With Inconvenient Truths About Trans #transphobia

Well, one key difference between Elon Musk and all of those other celebrities mentioned is that they are supportive of their children who came out as trans, while Elon and his transgender daughter have been estranged at least since she came out at trans. I’m sure these “PITT” people would disagree, but I know who I think looks like the bad parent here….

Q the Storm Rider #wingnut #ufo #magick #crackpot #conspiracy

“This is really important what the White House put out today:

OK…but is so important that you have to SPELL THE REST OF THE MESSAGE IN CAPS LOCK AS IF YOU ARE SCREAMING LIKE A LUNATIC???

1ofMany #elitist

Speaking about “censoring” violence in video games…

I was never and still really ain’t into fighting games, but I remember Mortal Kombat, a famous franchise that is still going on today. One of the legendary things about it was on the Sega Genesis (Mega Drive to those across the pond) version, there was the “blood code”….if you pressed the right buttons on your controller, you could restore the bloodletting to what the arcade version featured. So that would be “censorship” by this person’s standards I guess?

And also, wait, I just realized something….I looked up the code, and the sequence of buttons to press is ABACABB. Abacab? Genesis??? That can’t be a coincidence, can it? lol

Megyn Kelly #racist

This isn’t really relevant, but I heard about this on the radio while getting a ride to work a little while ago, and I totally thought they were talking about Carmelo Anthony, the famous basketball player. Nope, different guy entirely, obviously.

Heteropositivity69 #homophobia

.pure objectification, no other sexual orientation has names for people's sex appeal based on body types alone

Have you been living under a rock? I’ve heard (and used lol) a lot of terms that men use to describe women’s bodies. Ya know…shortstack, thicc, buxom, etc etc. So don’t try to tell me homosexuals are the only ones that objectify people.

.degeneracy to the max, every disgusting fetish you can think of: piss orgies are on the more harmless side

Just look on the internet, you can find videos of men and women doing that and much more “disgusting” things. Or for that matter, women and women, so lesbians can be just as “degenerate” as anyone else. (which is not a bad thing at all, btw)

Tatsuya Ishida #conspiracy #racist

The words on the last panel say “rotten to the core Tatsuya Ishida”

OK, I can’t argue too much with that!

Diane Yap #wingnut #elitist

Diane needs to shut her Yap! Or maybe, since she’s suggesting this, let her try living on nothing but Nutraloaf for a month, and let’s see if she changes her tune after that. I’d guess after that, being able to buy normal food on what you get from EBT would seem quite luxurious!

I was getting EBT basically all throughout 2020 and 2021, and if I remember it right, I was getting $243 per month at the time. So about $8 per day, in other words. And that was the maximum you could get. You weren’t having fine dining on that, but you could at least get by, and I’m sure it was a hell of a lot better than eating “prison loaf” every day.

Anon #homophobia #sexist

This is one of the stupidest quotes I’ve read on this site, and that’s saying a lot.

Dr. Michael Salla #ufo #crackpot #conspiracy

I have heard about things kinda like this, for some reason it’s a thing I’m extremely fascinated by, weird emergency broadcast alerts or TV broadcast hijackings that inevitably turn out to be hoaxes or false alarms. Like the 2018 Hawaii false missile alert, where there was literally an EAS message that warned Hawaiians of an incoming ballistic missile attack. Or to go back a little ways, there was the Southern Television Broadcast Interruption in England in 1977, which claimed to be from aliens representing the “Ashtar Galactic Command”.

@Sasha #258271

According to Google, Nachtwaffen means "night weapons".

Also according to Google, “dark fleet” would be “Schattenflotte.” Maybe he heard of the “Luftwaffe” and thought that meant “air fleet”?

Ricardo Peterson Kuthumi (Indian in the machine) #magick #fundie #god-complex #crackpot

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know…etc etc.

I didn’t know I was gonna see the Christian equivalent of the “Navy SEAL copypasta” today, but there we go.

Average Dad #transphobia

Seems to me you’re thinking more about your child’s breasts than is really appropriate. Would you think less of your child if they were a cis woman but just didn’t have boobs to speak of? (DFC as they say lol)

seanzboutit #wingnut

he works non stop to make our country look great and do great things.

Then he needs to work on that more still, because the way I see it, he hasn’t done much of that at all.

He actually represents the people and not some agenda.

He sure as fuck doesn’t represent me!

Trinity Foundation #fundie #dunning-kruger

I know a few people by that name mentioned in this quote. And neither of them would say any dumb shit like that. (literally my father and my brother, lol)

Overclassified/Vo Bahiana #ufo #magick #conspiracy

During the Brazil vs Scotland Group C FIFA World Cup match (kickoff ~6 PM ET), she claims a giant UFO mothership and smaller craft will descend, with grey and reptilian entities abducting players (including Neymar, Vinícius Júnior, and Scottish stars like Robertson & McTominay) plus hundreds to 700+ fans and officials right on live TV.

OK, that strikes me as kinda weird…that kinda implies the aliens will maybe only be abducting certain players? Since I presume the ones mentioned are the stars. I mean, I’m totally not a big fan of soccer (as we here in US call it lol) but I’ve heard of Neymar at least. And they’re abducting only maybe “700+ fans” when I’m sure the attendance will be much higher than that.

I can only come to one conclusion….these aliens want to put together a soccer team. And somehow take over Earth by doing that. It’s Space Jam, but with soccer instead of basketball.

Bennett Lee Ross #crackpot #magick #quack #elitist #conspiracy

Emitting frequencies of the eternal
Letting turbulent waves pass as they swirl around you

That only happens when I eat too much Taco Bell.

Your tongue is a magic wand

That’s what SHE said!

David J Stewart #fundie #crackpot

I didn’t know, or maybe I saw it before and forgot about it, that DJS was into homeopathy. Good grief…that’s always been a thing that just made me think… “how the fuck does anyone with even a moderately functioning brain think that’s a thing that will work AT ALL????”

California Astrology Association #magick

Tired of playing second fiddle in your own relationship?

Well, I play guitar, not fiddle (aka violin). But if I had a relationship with someone who was a badass fiddler, I’d be happy to back her up, I can play some rhythm guitar.

Le Libre Panzer #wingnut #psycho #dunning-kruger #racist

mirmirmir #wingnut

Now now, don't be hypocrite now. " look at me, I'm smart because I think religion is dumb "

Well, I consider myself a pretty staunch atheist, and a fairly smart one at that, but I wouldn’t say that. I know many religious people who I don’t think are dumb at all.

Your religion is worshipping gays and juice.

I must be missing something because I don’t know the context…worshiping juice? Huh? I’m guessing he’s not talking about orange or apple juice or whatever, lol.

Oh wait a minute…it came to me as I was typing that last sentence…he means Jews, doesn’t he? Of course…

michaelprue9024 #crackpot #wingnut

The US did not just “lose a war”…
War was never declared.

The US never declared war on Vietnam, but I think most people consider that to be a war. I mean, two of my uncles served in Vietnam, one was drafted and one enlisted I believe, and I’m pretty sure if I asked them, they would both say they were in a war. To modify a popular saying, if it looks like a war, swims like a war, and quacks like a war, then it probably is a war!

Brian Reese #quack #crackpot #magick #conspiracy #mammon

The Science Made Simple: Learn how resonance, biofields, and targeted rife frequencies interact with the human body. No jargon, no PhD required—just clear, plain-English explanations backed by evidence.

OK, is this simple, clear, plain-English explanation coming any time soon? Cus after reading that, I haven’t seen it yet. I’m just seeing a bunch of nonsense about “resonance” and “frequencies” that doesn’t have any meaning I can discern.

the confessionalists #fundie #wingnut

Military strategist presents a biblical way to get out from God's judgment

As a former Christian, I thought God’s judgment wasn’t a thing you can escape. For example, Isaiah 33:22…

For the LORD is our judge, the LORD is our lawgiver, the LORD is our king; he will save us.

And also though, how is this guy’s being a “military strategist” supposed to be relevant?

Debbie Solaris #ufo #magick

Why is this small, seemly insignificant constellation so important to the majority of my clients here on Earth?

I wouldn’t call Lyra an insignificant constellation. Vega is one of the brightest stars visible from the Northern Hemisphere, after all. It was always a cool thing to look up at back in the day. (“back in the day” being before I moved to a house with a damn gas station next door)

HPathy #quack #fundie #magick

Homeopathy is already sheer bullshit, surrounding it with nonsensical woo doesn’t make it any better.

Niger military junta #homophobia #biphobia #transphobia #interphobia

"anyone who commits or attempts to commit an indecent or unnatural act, or practices homosexuality, bisexuality, transsexuality, queerness, intersexuality, or asexuality

I’m still trying to figure out how someone would “practice asexuality”…but I think “practicing intersexuality” makes even less sense. I think they didn’t know what that means?

Paul Bury #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy #crackpot #dunning-kruger

As well as how they want to destroy anyone that is diverse from them.

I’d think a guy who spends a lot of time writing reviews of video games among other things should have enough comprehension of the English language to realize that that makes no damn sense. “Diverse” is not a synonym of “different”.

Alexei Zhivov #wingnut #conspiracy

1/ Russia is doomed unless it takes over not only Ukraine but also Armenia, Belarus, and Georgia, argues warblogger Alexei Zhivov.

So basically USSR Part 2? I saw the first one already, it really didn’t work out too well for them in the end.

BoozyBeggar #wingnut #conspiracy #racist

@Peacemonger373 #257686

Why do I feel that what these pricks say is either total bullshit or twisted so far that it might as well be bullshit to justify their antisemitic bullshit.

I’d guess because you’ve seen these people’s shit before and you know that’s totally how they work, so it’s a completely reasonable assumption.

Susan in Kansas #transphobia

I saw a Seinfeld “behind the scenes” interview on dvd where Jerry is wearing a pink/blue/white polo shirt years before trans anything. So jarring to me. It was just a regular shirt but now the colors and pattern are “triggering”.

"Years before trans anything”? Does she think that trans people didn’t exist before whenever that interview was shot?

Actually, wait…I just looked it up, that pink/blue/white trans flag was designed in 1999, and Seinfeld ran until 1998. So, kinda not “years before,” is it? I watched a lot of the show, both when it was on, and in reruns, I don’t really remember if anything about trans people ever came up, but they did use homosexuality for laughs. Who can forget the line “not that there’s anything wrong with that!” lol

Q the Storm Rider/Juan O Savin #wingnut #crackpot #magick #conspiracy

Where’s McAfee? Is he actually dead?

No, he ain’t. He quit working for WWE a little while back, I heard he didn’t like how the storyline he was involved in was going. Not sure what he’s doing now, but he’ll probably be doing something with football again if he isn’t already. Oh, wait, you didn’t mean THAT McAfee?

NOVA #homophobia #racist

normalization of the LGBTQ "lifestyle,"

Whoa whoa whoa, wait a damn minute. Is that supposed to be “scare quotes” on “lifestyle”? If so, that’s fucking totally wrong. You guys are the ones telling us that being LGBTQ is a “lifestyle” and hence a choice, instead of something that you just ARE. Which it is.

Also, fuck this guy for calling himself “NOVA”. I loved watching NOVA on PBS back in the day.

The Real Ismael Perez #crackpot #wingnut #ufo #conspiracy

Tatsuya Ishida #racist

@Zinnia #257292

I did a little checking, and apparently the Ford V-8 continued production until 1953

The engine itself, the Ford V-8 aka the “flathead” was produced until ‘53, they were maybe still calling the car you got it in the “Ford V-8″ too, but what Tatsuya drew is definitely the 1930s car. If you know the song “Little Deuce Coupe” by the Beach Boys, that’s what they were singing about, a ‘32 Ford hot rod. “just a little deuce couple with a flathead mill, but she’ll walk a Thunderbird like she’s standing still”

Susana Garrido #homophobia

most straight women are asexual and base their "attraction" in personality and other non-sexual related things

I don’t know if “most straight women” are like that or not, but that’s kinda just a description of being “demisexual”, ain’t it? As in, they don’t get sexually attracted to someone until they have an emotional connection to them. I wouldn’t QUITE classify myself as that, but I can relate. I definitely get turned on by the sight of a good looking woman, but I’ve always noticed that I find women more attractive when I actually like them and have a connection with them.

PITT Parents #transphobia

“That guy is so dang hot, I think I’d like to marry him…
I believe that prancing ponies will be the next big thing.”
My mental health recuperates right there on the spot,
and hope shoots through my weary veins like COVID-19 shots.

What if I told you…your former daughter, who’s now your son, can still marry that hot guy and like ponies? Those are things that men can do now, believe it or not!

Americans Are Back #wingnut #crackpot #conspiracy #mammon

The birthright status
American State National

Yeah, OK, then try telling any cop who pulls you over that it’s not valid because you’re an “American State National” and see how that works out for you. I’ve seen the videos, and it never works.

Jonathan Bush and Pam Evitt #racist #wingnut

@JM1234 #257348

The country is built on immigration and diversity.

Damn right. I guess Johnathan and Pam didn’t grow up hearing about The Great American Melting Pot like I did, or they didn’t get the message, lol.

useranaon #racist #wingnut

I mean is it really irrational to want an American to be the president of America?

No, that’s not irrational at all. In fact, I agree, the President of The United States of America should be an American. It’s literally in the Constitution.

No Person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States, at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the Office of President

Who of the 45 people who have held that office so far didn’t meet that requirement?

Tatsuya Ishida #racist

For whatever it’s worth, that’s definitely a 1930s Ford. The model introduced in 1932, known by several different names, like the “Model B” or if you got the one that came with that new 85 hp engine, the “Ford V-8″. So if nothing else, I can say that this comic is totally anachronistic. Few people even HAD a TV in the ’30s, and color TV wasn’t a thing yet, and wouldn’t be somewhat common for like another 30 years!