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@TheKingOfRhye

being able to mentally picture three-dimensional (3D) objects easily

I’m autistic, and honestly, until I heard a few years ago that some people have “aphantasia”, which means they can’t do that at all…I thought that was a thing everybody could do, or at least some were better than others at it.

Anons #sexist #psycho

@leyo3 #264421

i didnt catch lizards in kindergarten, i actually tought it was gross

Same here, hell, dissecting a frog in high school biology class was almost traumatizing to me, lol

The Hellenist #sexist

Putting women in charge of bearing children is like

Uh…wait, what the actual fuck? Is he using some definition of “bearing children” that I’m unfamiliar with?? Because I always thought that meant being pregnant. I mean, I’m actually just fine with a couple wanting to have the man being the one to “take charge” if that’s what they’re both into, but even so, I think we can let the woman be in charge of being pregnant, seeing as it’s something that the man can’t exactly do.

Q the Storm Rider #crackpot #wingnut #ufo #racist #conspiracy

The MILITARY CHATTER that’s been going around for 60-years is that JFK IS ALIVE. IS THAT POSSIBLE? It is HIGHLY ABSOLUTELY POSSIBLE given so many Classified Ops.. [+ a QTeam that can bend Space & Time.

Wait, I thought it was JFK Jr who all the Q-tards were saying was still alive. JFK Sr would be 107 years old if he were still alive today. Though, I guess we “can bend Space & Time”, then anything is possible!

spideez #fundie #homophobia #biphobia #transphobia #interphobia

“Research shows, research shows, research shows”….

OK, how about showing us the damn research, then? I even checked the post on tumblr, and NOPE, there wasn’t anything else there, not any indication of what this supposed “research” is. So he’s basically just saying “trust me, bro..”

Tatsuya Ishida #elitist #wingnut

OK, not entirely wrong, that’s just kind of a weird fantasy conspiratorial-minded view of monotheism, I guess. Though, he lost me on the third panel. OK, Christianity and Islam are basically “spinoffs”, if you will, of Judaism…but Freemasonry?? I thought most of the people in that were Christians?

Also, the last symbol on the last row just makes me think that someone was trying to draw the symbol representing John Paul Jones from the album “Led Zeppelin IV” but forgot the circle part, lol

Rev. Andrew Wommack #fundie #homophobia #transphobia

One in Grand Rapids—they were having a Bible study and they heard this terrible crash, and then they heard the sirens, and they went out, and a motorcycle… had a wreck and a person was dead, and while they were waiting on the ambulance to come, the Bible study group just got together and prayed over him, and this guy came back to life, raised from the dead.

IF that’s not just an utter fabrication…that just sounds more like “we were standing around watching this guy who crashed his motorcycle and got knocked out, but he eventually came to.” As they said, they were waiting on the ambulance to come, so I have to ask….who was there to actually say this guy was definitely dead???

Elizabeth Glass #conspiracy #crackpot #fundie #racist #magick

She then posts a 20 minute long video claiming that Israel shot the plane down because they wanted to make an outdoor masonic lodge but didn’t want anyone to know,

Well jeez, if you want to build a Masonic lodge but don’t want anyone to know about it, I’m thinking “outdoors” might not be the best way to go. But anyway, since when are Masonic lodges and such really that much of a secret? You can look em up, according to Google there’s 3 of them in my county. The main one is more or less two miles down the road from me.

Zachary K. Hubbard #racist #conspiracy

Holocaust = 8+6+3+6+3+1+3+1+2 = 33

Numerology BS again? Wait…so are you saying that Rolling Rock beer is behind all this? Since the bottles of their beer always had a number “33” in quotes like that printed on them that they never explained?

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@AnthonyTobyEllenor-pi4ja #wingnut

US education system is full of Democrats who hate Trump because he beat their candidate.Nah, we got PLENTY of reasons to hate Trump other than the fact that he won the last election.

Well, I’m not in the “US education system” these days, but no, us Democrats have PLENTY of good reasons to hate Trump aside from the fact the won the last election!

someofyall235 #sexist

@Timjer #263854

Even in RPG Video Games I almost always prefer to take the diplomatic route over direct violence whenever possible, and tend to put my level points into “persuasion” or “charisma” or whatever you want to call it.

Right on. Maybe not exactly the same kinda thing, but there’s a few BDSM-themed indie games I’ve played (because I’m totally into that kinda shit lol) where you can choose to be on the “light route” or the “dark route” or words to that effect. Like basically the “light route” is where you’re actually nice to your girls, and the “dark route” is uh…totally not that. I always played the “dark route” at least once, just to see some scenes you couldn’t see otherwise, but I always preferred the light route for sure.

Janie Ofthefamily Walsh #conspiracy #racist #fundie #homophobia

Gordon Ramsey reminds me of the manager I had when I worked at Burger King (for far too long). It seemed like her default mode of communication was yelling at people. Not even just employees, but even customers at times. She was so bad that I once ran into a guy I recognized from working there, a few years after I quit, and the first thing he said after the initial greetings was “wasn’t Judi a bitch?” lol

Department of State #transphobia #wingnut

@Zinnia #263847

There are currently people jokingly proposing that Lake Michigan should be renamed “Lake Canada”.

I’m a Michigander, and I’m kinda OK with that. Even though it’s the one Great Lake that’s NOT in Canada at all, lol. But I guess hey, why not, there’s a city called “Michigan City” which isn’t in Michigan. (presumably it was named after the lake)

someofyall235 #sexist

Men love violence, they froth at the mouth at it.

Well, as a person who is a man, I guess I KINDA do? I’m a big fan of pro wrestling, so I enjoy choreographed violence. And I’m a sports fan, and yeah, the violence of full-contact sports is definitely part of that. But I think plenty of women enjoy watching wrestling and sports for the same reason.

And for what it’s worth, in real life, I am like the least confrontational or even violent person you’ll ever meet, LOL

Miles W. Mathis #conspiracy #quack #wingnut

Flags at half mast for Dolly Parton? Dolly Parton International Airport, Nashville? I guess they will
have terminal A-cup, terminal B-cup, terminal C-cup, terminal D-cup, terminal DD-cup, terminal Ecup, etc. The jokes write themselves. The writers for late-night will have a bonanza.

That doesn’t even make sense. I saw a post on Facebook about this, and some of the commenters had much better jokes. Like the 3-letter airport code should be “NTF” for “Nine To Five” or even “DDD” for obvious reasons.

Parents With Inconvenient Truths About Trans #transphobia #fundie

How do you love a son who continues to refer to himself as your daughter?

The fact that an actual parent would even THINK of asking that question is just utterly mindboggling to me.

Steve D’Emilio #wingnut

99% of the media promotes the left

99%??? Are we just ignoring Fox News, the “most-watched cable network in the US” according to a quick Google search??? And there’s also NewsMax, OANN, etc.

Alexei Zhuravlev #psycho

Sounds like a good way to start “World War III”. Is that what you really want?

RJ #wingnut

I’ll add, many of us lost a lot of respect for her when she cowered to the woke leftists and stripped “Dixie” from Dixie Stampede.

I really know nothing about that particular issue, but how do you know it was her “cowering to woke leftists” and not just HER OWN decision?? From what I do know about her, she seemed like a pretty strong-willed woman.

Also, is there really a big push to remove the word “Dixie” from anywhere? If so, I’ve never heard of it. I’ve heard of the chain of supermarkets in the South called “Winn-Dixie” and yep, apparently that still exists. And hey, for that matter, I live not too far from a road called “Dixie Highway,” in Michigan, which is a remnant of the old “Auto Trails” system in the US. Before we had anything even close to Interstate Highways, the Dixie Highway used to be what took people from Michigan to Florida or vice versa, so you’ll still see roads here and there with that name.

Trustyourperceptions (radfem) #sexist #crackpot

Semen is an arsenal of chemicals, – an arsenal of chemicals which alter female psychology, behavior and physiology.

I actually just looked up the chemicals in semen, and while I couldn’t really find a good list in quotable form, but yeah, those “arsenal of chemicals” are such crazy things as…let me look it up again…vitamin B12, chlorine, sugars, proteins, enzymes, etc. Oh no, not those dastardly female-altering things!!!

I mean, I ain’t gonna lie, though, having a woman tell me that my cum fucks her up could be kinda hot, but I’m guessing that’s NOT what she means!

Nick Fuentes #racist #wingnut #conspiracy

If Nick actually engaged in a debate with El-Sayed, he’d get absolutely OWNED. Not that I think El-Sayed would have any reason for doing that. He’s already gonna own Rogers as it is, IMO.

Department of State #transphobia #wingnut

I grew up being taught that the acronym for the Great Lakes was “HOMES”. (Huron, Ontario, Michigan, Erie, Superior)

If Lake Ontario is now Lake America, you know what the makes the acronym?

A damn “SHAME”!

Donald J. Trump #dunning-kruger #wingnut

<@KeithInc.> #263187

Man….putting Trump along with actual US generals…that pisses me off, and I’m someone who’s never served in the military, and never really had any inclination to. I don’t use this word often, as I’m an atheist, but the word that’s coming to my mind is “blasphemy.”

Discreet Music #transphobia

5. “misgendering” and “deadnaming“: using her actual name and the pronoun of her actual sex

That’s a complaint from transphobes that actually really annoys me, the one about how they insist on calling trans people by their birth name. Because, OK, cisgender people change their names from their birth names sometimes, and I’ve never heard a transphobe complaining about that. Like if they’re for some reason talking about the 38th President of the US, they probably wouldn’t call him Lesley King Jr instead of Gerald Ford. I guess my point really is, if you’re gonna appoint yourself the “name police” be consistent, at least.

Tho, now that I think about it, it would have been kinda funny if we had a “President King” lol

3. her pronouns, which change frequently

That’s just wrong. I’ve known transgender people, really more so online than in person (at least as far as I know LOL), but all of the trans people I’ve known or talked to were very definite on what their preferred pronouns are. If someone’s pronouns change frequently, then that’s what you’d call “gender-fluid”, but that’s kind of a subset of trans people, I guess.

Trump Administration #wingnut

@Sasha #263116

And seriously, a large outdoor amphitheater overlooking the Potomac River? In a region where winter temperatures can dip into the 20s at night?

Ehh, it’s not that crazy really. I’m from the Detroit, MI area which is generally colder than Washington DC, and a lot of the big acts play the Pine Knob Music Theater (an outdoor ampitheatre with a capacity of about 15,000 which is about 40 miles NW of Detroit) as late as early October.

Tatsuya Ishida #conspiracy #racist

Panel 2: Superman, Jesus on a cross and Auschwitz are depicted with the legends “The stories most sacred” and “The stories most told”
Panel 3: A scribe monk is writing on his desk with the legend “And whosoever writes these tales”
Panel 4: zoom on the copyist, who's now depicted with a stereotypically Jewish nose and wearing a yarmulke, a legend reads “Also rules your soul”

OK, I get why he’d put Auschwitz there, yeah, he’s a raging anti-Semite, so that makes sense. And Jesus would be the story Christians are telling, not the Jews…but I guess he kinda just lumps all the Abrahamic religions together as Judaism. A little bit of a stretch, but not the craziest thing I’ve ever heard in my life. What I really don’t understand is what his beef with Superman is, aside from the fact that the character was created by two Jews. What’s so objectionable about the stories about Superman??

Steve Bardi, Kenneth Plaster, Ashley Rocks, and Gwendolyn Morris #wingnut #crackpot #conspiracy #mammon

A clear breakdown between “driver” and “traveler,”

The actual distinction would be that when you’re a “driver” you’re driving a motor vehicle on public roads, and therefore have to follow and comply with laws and regulations regarding that. The “right to travel” doesn’t mean “travel in any conceivable vehicle”.

Holly Celiano/Mr. X #wingnut #crackpot #conspiracy

Mr. X? I thought that was the masked WWF “jobber” from the 80s, who wrestled wearing a mask because they didn’t want people to know he was also the referee Danny Davis…

Specifically, he pointed to the significance of flag variants in courtrooms (such as gold-fringed flags), which legal theorists argue signify Admiralty or Maritime law rather than Constitutional Law.

The only “legal theorists” who would argue that are “sovereign citizen” types, who consistently fail to demonstrate any understanding of how the law ACTUALLY works.

Conrad #wingnut

2) Prostitution. 18 year olds whoring themselves on OnlyFans, simps sending them their paychecks and too shy to talk to an actual woman, the kids are not all right.

Uh…well, that’s totally NOT prostitution, it’s pornography. Which, in case you don’t know, didn’t start with OnlyFans!

3) Gambling. There do in fact seem to be some victims when a guy loses his family's rent and food money on a parlay.

If he lost his money in LEGAL gambling, then while it’s definitely not “victimless”, it’s not actually a crime. It’d just be extremely irresponsible. Gambling addiction is a very real thing, I’ve heard plenty of stories about people who fell victim to that, and anyone would dispute that is just ignorant.

Raimon Bellmunt #quack #magick #crackpot

the democratization of the anus, a cosmic portal that unites all humanity regardless of origin, ethnicity, or wealth.

I suppose that is mostly true. I mean, I don’t know about it being a “cosmic portal”, but it’s true, no matter who you are are where you’re from…you have an asshole. Just maybe try not to BE one!

Luiz Sérgio Solimeo #fundie #racist #transphobia #homophobia

Strangely, the communiqué makes no reference to the persecution of Christians in Islamic countries or in countries like Nigeria, where Muslim terrorists kidnap and kill Catholics.

Maybe because the “communiqué” was in response to protests about Muslims living in the USA so they’re literally not the people doing those things in other countries. But I’m guessing Luiz here is one of those people who thinks Dearborn, MI is a “sharia law zone” or something, because of the fact that there’s a lot of Muslims there, whose crime I guess is just…existing and being Muslims.

I mean, I dunno, I used to live in, basically grew up in Taylor, which has one city between it and Dearborn. I used to go to Dearborn quite a lot, mainly either to the mall, or when I attended classes at a community college there. My main thoughts about there being a lot of Muslims there was basically “oh hey there’s people dressed differently” and “oh that’s unusual, there’s signs written in Arabic.” And then, ya know, I just continued going about my business like a normal person.

Silas Rodriguez #sexist #elitist #mammon

I think a better title for this book might be “How To Get A Woman To Dump You Without Even Talking To Her”!

Also, I think it’s not really a good sign when your book’s been on sale on Amazon since September 1st of 2025, so basically a year…and there’s still no reviews, not a single one. I’m kinda tempted to borrow it for free (since I have “Kindle Unlimited” and it’s on that) just to see how shitty it is, but I don’t think so.

David J Stewart #fundie

Don't condemn others because they sin differently than you do.

That actually sounds like good advice. Too bad that he’s demonstrated that he utterly fails to practice what he preaches!

Average Dad #transphobia #fundie #conspiracy

Trans was pushed so hard because almost everyone was so excited about a new sexual fetish that porn fueled sick perverted men could push onto all of society

As an admitted “porn fueled perverted man” I have to take issue with that! If you’re just talking about transgender as a “fetish”, sorry to break the news, that’s been a fetish for a long time. And the vast majority of us perverts aren’t trying to push whatever fetish we might have “onto all of society”.

Tatsuya Ishida #racist #conspiracy

Re-imagining Villains

I don’t know if there’s a name for it, but one of my favorite tropes in fiction is when someone who’s the villain either works with the “good guy” for reasons, or maybe he’s not really such a “villain” after all. A good example of that would be Trent from “A Spell for Chameleon”, the first book in the (somehow STILL going) “Xanth” series. In that case, Trent really isn’t evil, he just wants to take over Xanth, because the old king was doing a shitty job of it. The point is, if you’re gonna “re-imagine villains” they have to have some sort of redeeming qualities, and from what I’ve seen so far, none of Tatsuya’s “re-imagined villains” even come close to filling that requirement. They’re not like the Joker in Batman lore, where he said himself, something to the effect of, he’s a pyscho criminal, but he’s an American, so therefore he hates Nazis, lol

Answers In Genesis #transphobia

Transgender ideology is sweeping the West,

You mean the “ideology” that says that we should treat people equally no matter what their expression of gender identity is? Cus, ya know, I’m down with that. If that’s what is “sweeping the West” then give me a broom.

ISEE Infynergy (ISEE Innovations LLC) #crackpot #quack #magick #mammon

$788 US for…a pyramid that you plug a cable of some unspecified sort into? And it does, uh….something that makes you feel better? Um, no thanks, if I had 788 bucks burning a hole in my pocket, I could think of MANY better things to spend it on.

Paul Bury #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy #senpai_noticed_us #god-complex

It is pretty obvious to me that the forces of evil are attacking Family Friendly Gaming.

Who the FUCK do you think you are that if there actual “forces of evil” that they even would give a shit about you?

Raimon Bellmunt #quack #magick #crackpot

@Skide #262743

ps. Sorry guys, too many great puns already, had to go my way with this ^^

Don’t be sorry! lol

specializing in disciplines such as scrotomancy, vulvamancy, anomancy, rumpology, nipplemancy, podomancy, chiromancy, and many other lesser-known mancias.

This is a joke, right? It has to be. C’mon now… “scrotomancy”? “rumpology”????

I mean, I do consider myself well-versed in the field of rumpology. A wise guitarist/astrophysicist once wrote that women with large rumps make the rockin’ world go round, after all!

Mike King #racist #wingnut #conspiracy

Those who understand "The Plan" and its associated "Movie,"

Wait a minute, what movie are we talking about? Is it out on DVD or Blu-Ray? 4K Blu-Ray even? (I got a player, lol) Or do I have to dig out a VCR from somewhere?

Bryan Osborne #wingnut #racist #fundie

Well, OK, a famous thing from the Bible is the ”Parable of the Good Samaritan.” To give the “Cliff Notes” version of it, basically there’s this traveler who (presumed to be Jewish) was beaten and left on the side of the road to die. A Jewish priest among others pass him by, but the Samaritan is the one who finally helps him. What a lot of people probably miss about the story is, at the time, Samaritans and Jews didn’t generally like each other. Jesus brought it up in response to a lawyer asking him “who is my neighbor?” (in reference to him saying “You shall love your neighbor as yourself.”) So, basically, Jesus is saying that your neighbor isn’t necessarily the person with the same race or religion as you, it’s the person who actually cared enough to help you out when you needed it. Or at least that’s how I take it!

Hmm, that kinda sounds a little “woke” to me…

Bev Jo #sexist #crackpot

We are all born Lesbians,

Really? I dunno, I’m not sure if sexual orientation is something you’re born with or just somehow develops as you grow up…though, either way, I think it’s something that is not chosen consciously.

and it’s been known for decades that, unless careful, “artificial insemination” makes 85% males

I’m absolutely no expert in this sorta stuff, but a quick Google search seems to indicate that is totally NOT the case.

it’s hard to imagine you will care if or when your precious sons sexually harass, sexually assault, or rape girls, women and even animals, as most males do.

OK, now, that’s just pure unadulterated unfiltered bullshit sexism right there. I’m 49 years old, and I (and for that matter, basically ALL the men I know!) have never sexually assaulted or raped anyone, not a woman or child, and DEFINITELY not an animal, jeez…

Laura Wood #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy

Pope Pius XII, who died in 1958, rules still during this extended vacancy of the papal chair that began that same year. He rules through his living legacy, the cumulative and infallible decrees of all of his predecessors. He is today the true pope of the Catholic Church, not physically in power, but morally and supernaturally

ZOMBIE POPE!

DanlBoon #wingnut #crackpot #conspiracy #mammon

“Signed by TRUMP last night while you were sleeping were two Executive Orders. One destroys the IRS

The only Trump executive order involving the IRS I can find is this one, #14247, which phased out paper checks for tax refunds.

Are the IRS tax withholding going to be refunded from the employers back to their employees for all of the year 2026 or will it be just for this recent annual quarter?

Well, ya know, there’s a government agency that sometimes does refund tax withholding from employers…

Lily Nova/Dr. Michael Salla #ufo #magick #conspiracy

This is totally a tangent, but “Lily Nova” totally sounds like the name of an 80’s metal singer. I’m picturing the ad in a newspaper now: “tonight at Harpo’s: Lita Ford, wsg Lily Nova” lol

Donald John Trump #wingnut #psycho

@Zinnia #262559

Wait, re-reading it, it sounds like Trump is acknowledging the loss, but he also expects him to move forward as the Democratic candidate anyway? Is his brain broken or is this just very badly written?

I think he’s saying that he’s happy that Vindman lost the primary to the “Radical Left Lunatic” because he thinks that makes it more likely the Republican candidate will win in November. But yeah, very poorly worded, and really a weird thing for a President to say.

I really miss the days when even if I didn’t agree with what the President of the US was doing, at least he had a little bit of freaking CLASS and dignity.