TheKingOfRhye

@TheKingOfRhye

Alliance of Nations helping People and Communities International #wingnut #crackpot #mammon

but by NO MEANS indicates that the party carrying it is required to have permission from anyone to travel in their own private automobile nor does it infringe on any rights of the bearer whatsoever!!! No “License” is required to perform a natural God Given Right!

Under US law, you certainly have the right to travel. But that right doesn’t extend to “travel by any possible means!” I assume you wouldn’t say the “right to travel” means you can hop in an 18-wheeler semi and go down the freeway, or drive a tank, or fly an airplane without proper licensing and training, would you?

Ali A. EL-Amin/Muurish Awakening #crackpot #racist #conspiracy

@Citizen_Justin #260226

The sovereign citizen movement is also obsessed with maritime law.

I’m almost surprised they don’t try to say that it’s “Moor-itime law”

Sling and Stone #crackpot #fundie #ufo #wingnut #conspiracy

Because of the special audio techniques used, it’s important that certain sounds reach your right ear and others your left ear. Do you remember having to take those tests? The note cards? The hearing tests? The pink drink?

I went to elementary school in the 1980s, and I kinda vaguely remember having a hearing test like they’re talking about, but maybe it was a doctor’s office or clinic and not at school, I honestly can’t remember. But I am pretty sure there was no “pink drink” in any case…that doesn’t make sense to me anyway. Why would drinking something make any difference to a hearing test? If I was given any pink drink around that time, it was probably because I had an upset stomach and my mom gave me some Pepto-Bismol, lol

Shirley Heath #wingnut #sexist

They are forever the victims but

No. You should have stopped before you ever got to that “but”. If you’re saying something like “there was that bad, heinous crime, BUT…”…you should maybe rethink your whole statement, and maybe your outlook on life in general.

Patricia McCarthy #wingnut #racist #transphobia #conspiracy

Jim #fundie #conspiracy #homophobia #racist #sexist

@JeanP #260023

So basically he was just saying “here’s another thing that grinds my gears”….

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One Million Mabels #fundie

I encourage you to join 1MM

I thought “1 mm” meant “one millimeter”…which I think is just about the amount of impact they’ll have!

Anyway, tho, damn…complaining about a movie that “pushes sorcery”?? In the 100-plus-year history of films, hasn’t there been like, a gazillion movies that would fall under that? Like, if “One Million Moms” had been around in 70s and 80s, I assume they’d be complaining about Star Wars, because “the Force” is basically magic by a different name. Or to go back even more, there was the absolute classic Wizard of Oz, which has a character who’s literally the “Good Witch”. Actually now that I think about it, if you don’t want any movies that “push sorcery”…say goodbye to a lot of the genre of fantasy, then. Say goodbye to Lord of the Rings and Narnia, even though both of the authors of those book series were devout Christians. (and actually personal friends)

Andrew Torba #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy #mammon

@Timjer #259902

If one were to cut Jesus exactly in half, down to the same amount of cells or even molecules in each side, and scatter them halway across the world, would both sides revive into a separate Jesus?

Jesus mitosis?

Emilio #sexist #dunning-kruger

Niceness is detrimental to selection. Our culture fetishizes rude behavior from men, sanewashed under the label "confidence".

It is quite possible to be nice/not rude, and confident all at the same time. Being confident is absolutely not the same thing as being rude.

Dale Partridge #fundie #psycho #racist

“White Man” by Queen, appearing on their 1976 album “A Day At the Races” and written by Brian May:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0LSuY2TDwE

(White man, white man)
Our country was green
And all our rivers wide
White man, white man
You came with a gun
And soon our children died
White man, white man
Don't you give a light
For the blood you've shed?
Uuuh yeah

(then badass guitar solo ensues)

Jim #fundie #conspiracy #homophobia #racist #sexist

In related news, Hollywood just cast an angry plains ape as Helen of Troy, and displayed the ape looking and acting like an ape in their trailer. Obviously that is not going to entice viewers to go see the movie

I have no earthly idea how that’s “related news”, but he’s talking about Lupita Nyong'o. After looking her up, I think the only time I’ve seen her in anything is when she was Maz Kanata in the newer Star Wars movies, but dang, she’s actually freakin’ gorgeous, and just seems to be generally awesome really, lol.

And ya know, Jim, all the actors and actresses you’ve seen in a movie in your life are “ape looking and acting like an ape” because humans are literally apes.

Anon #sexist

If you really want everyone to get along there needs to be global oppression of men

The globally oppressed men wouldn’t think that everyone is “getting along,” I suspect!

padded-eevee-pet #sexist #moonbat #transphobia

OK, she’s kind of a little “over the top” and maybe there’s better places for that sort of stuff than tumblr, (I totally don’t know as I’ve never used that. Is there any kind of age-restriction for certain posts like that?)….but honestly, I just kinda think “meh” to that one. If she’s just into it as a RP kink thing and not actually real life, of course.

Pete Hegseth #wingnut #quack #sexist

So now we’re gonna see soldiers looking like early-2000s Mark McGwire and Barry Bonds? (two players who absolutely would be in the MLB Hall of Fame now based on their career numbers, but aren’t because it’s pretty much confirmed that they were on steroids and/or other performance-enhancing drugs)

Andrew Torba #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy #mammon

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treaty_of_Tripoli#Translation_and_Article_11

the Government of the United States of America is not in any sense founded on the Christian religion

Vox Day #racist #wingnut

This is an absurd and pernicious anti-American ruling by the Supreme Court in defense of geography-based citizenship:

The SCOTUS did exactly what they were supposed to do, IMO. An executive order can’t override the Constitution. You want birthright citizenship to end? Propose an amendment, then. Personally, I don’t think that would stand a snowball’s chance in southeast Michigan of passing. (I was gonna say “a snowball’s chance in hell” but it’s gonna be pushing 100 degrees F here today, so it kinda feels like Hell, lol)

David J. Stewart #crackpot #fundie

You cannot buy the stairway to Heaven as Led Zeppelin sings.

OK, I did not have “Davey referencing classic rock” on my bingo card today, lol. I suppose he would say if you’re not on the “stairway to heaven” you’re on the “highway to hell” perhaps?

Many people are belligerent, arrogant, lacking compassion or genuine care.

That reminds me of someone we know well….

The Ancient Store #crackpot #magick #conspiracy #mammon

Angry Harry #sexist

They might discover, for example, the following.
1. They might discover that more men than women do this job. And from this they could conclude that 'equality' between men and women has not been achieved.

I don’t know about that. I used to spend a fair amount of time at the sports bar down the street from me, and they seemed to always have more female bartenders than male ones. And hot female bartenders at that…hmm, almost like they were trying to appeal to their male clientele? (it worked, LOL)

3. The statistics might show that women take more days off work for childcare reasons or for hormonal problems and so they ought to be compensated in some way for this.

As far as I know, at least in my state, "days off work for childcare” would fall under FMLA aka the Family Medical Leave Act, which basically just says you can’t be fired for having to take time off from work for family or medical reasons. And having to take time off work for “hormonal reasons” would fall under “sick time”, which I believe was extended a few years ago in my state. And both of those thing apply to men and women equally! (I should know, seeing as I used both of those last year when I broke my ankle and couldn’t work for 3 months!)

David J Stewart #fundie

According to Romans 1:20 he is also a bold-faced liar

This always bugs me way more than it really should, but the correct term is "bald-faced liar,” not “bold-faced liar.” It’s “bald-faced” because it means a lie told openly, without any concealment.

Unless Alex has searched out every facet of the universe, through all time, neither he or anybody else can honestly say that God does not exist.

There’s a few BIG problems with that statement. Sure, if he doesn’t know everything, he can’t say with absolute certainty that a god or gods does not or do not exist. He just doesn’t believe in them. But of course when Davey says “God”, he’s talking about God as described in the Bible, and that’s a whole different ball of wax. You don’t have to be omniscient to argue either for or against that.

gtbreddit1 #sexist #psycho

like I imagine myself as Homelander and I level a city, then threaten to level another if the world doesn't give me hot women to have sex with.

News flash: The world doesn’t “give you hot women to have sex with,” you gotta go get them yourself!

It feels so gravely unjust to me that everyone else gets to experience mutual sexual interest, but I don't

Even if by “everyone else” you just mean men of at least your age of 31, it’s NOT “everyone else.” You’re not the only 31-year-old virgin in existence.

Sabrina Wallace/Juxtaposition1 #quack #crackpot #magick #conspiracy

Dude, I saw Techno Enslavement, when they opened for Cognitive Threat Warfare, that was a hell of a show!

Shekina Rose #magick #ufo #quack #mammon

Shekina is a Angelic Messenger harmonic vocalist singer in the Language of Light even though she does not consider herself a singer, she sings and tones

So, let me get this straight….she’s a vocalist, a singer, doesn’t consider herself a singer, and sings and tones? OMG, shut up and just sing, bitch! Music is cool and weird enough as it is, you don’t need to clothe it in a bunch of nonsense woo bullshit.

Tatsuya Ishida #wingnut

Panel 1: Lenin is in front of a banner reading “Rape, Starve and Destroy” and says “Respect the Bolshevik cock”

Well, I’d respect the late 80s WWF tag team of “the Bolsheviks” more than either you or Nick.

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Neither one was Russian btw… “Nikolai” was Croatian, and “Boris” was from Virginia, lol

Dave Blount #wingnut #elitist

In response to their repeated complaints, the city sends sanitation workers on a regular basis to cart away unwanted trash but leaves the encampment in place.

Umm, isn’t that what the “city sanitation workers” are literally paid to do?? “Cart away the unwanted trash”? I’m a janitor at a truck stop, I don’t complain when someone tells me there’s some trash to be taken out, because that’s actually my job.

Oh excuse me, I often ain’t good at “reading between the lines”, but he’s totally implying that the people in the homeless encampments should be “taken out” along with the rest of the “unwanted trash”, ain’t he? Well, to that, I have to say a big ol FUCK YOU, Dave. I’ve been homeless before, not by choice. At least I was lucky enough that there were shelters in my area at those times. I met a lot of people when I was in those places, and yeah, there were some who were just people that I’m very happy that I’m not likely to ever see again, but there’s also some that I still consider friends to this day. Hmm, kinda like how people in general are, aint it? There’s some good and some bad…funny how that is…

The Ancient Store #crackpot #magick #conspiracy #mammon

12 Sumerian Codes That Predict Exactly What Happens Next — And When
They had no telescopes. No satellites. No computers.
And yet they predicted it all.

Tell us what exactly some of the things they predicted so accurately were without having to pay for them, and MAYBE I’d believe you. (not really, to be honest, but at least it might make a little more interested)

I mean, I know because I’ve actually read a lot about Nostradamus and the people who have analyzed his supposed prophecies. They’re sometimes surprisingly good at interpreting his quatrains to events that have already happened. Like people writing in the 19th or 20th century can make a halfway decent case for Nostradamus predicting the French Revolution or something. When it gets kinda silly is when they try to say what he predicted for things that didn’t happen yet. There was a guy who wrote a book about Nostradamus in the early 1940s that said he predicted all sorts of weird stuff would happen in WWII, and he was just way off, to the point where some of the things he said were already proved wrong by the time the book came out!

A group call of 2020 election integrity activists/Alexandra Bruce #wingnut #crackpot #racist #conspiracy

You do know if that election was stolen and Trump should have been the President, that he wouldn’t be President now?

Be careful of what you wish for, you might just get it.

Bennett Lee Ross #crackpot #ufo #magick #quack #pratt #conspiracy

David J. Stewart #fundie #psycho

If women dress improperly, they are at a higher risk of being sexually victimized

Women who “dress improperly” have the exact same risk of being sexually victimized by me as women who “dress properly” whatever that means. That would be zero. Because, ya know, I’m not a rapist. If I happen to see an attractive woman who’s “dressed improperly”, I can just take a note of it, and think to myself something like “damn, she was hot”….and I’ll just go about my day as previously planned. Maybe I’d say to someone something like “damn did you see her”…but thats about it.

I am not defending rapists, they should all be hung. But

NO, when you put a “but” in there, you are totally defending rapists. Just because you apparently can’t cope with the sight of a woman in “whorish clothes” doesn’t mean that you get to dictate what they should wear.

Bennett Lee Ross #crackpot #ufo #magick #quack #pratt #conspiracy

Those were definitely a lot of words. I’ll be damned if I can put them together in any way that even comes close to making sense, though.

Corey J. Mahler #crackpot

The United States is two hundred and fifty years old today; America is not

That’s true, but I think not in the way he means it, since North, Central, and South America are continents, and they were being called that before 1776.

the Germanic race, from which we Americans descend

What do you mean WE? I’m sure I’ve got some German descent in there somewhere, but it’s mainly French-Canadian, and Irish, and even some Russian in there for some reason, as far as I know.

Rev. Dewayne Walker #fundie #psycho

The pastor at a Baptist church in Kentucky decried the spread of “misinformation” after his house of worship drew criticism over a viral video showing staff members leading a mock firing squad in front of a group of children

How the FUCK is anything there “misinformation”? There’s literally a video. I watched it, and it’s exactly as it was described. Does Dewayne not know what that word means?

“We have characters every year that represent good and right and God, and we have characters that represent evil and wrong and that which should be avoided,” Walker said, describing the “skits” as an attempt to make church “fun”

Yeah, pro wrestling has that too, the battle between good and evil (aka the faces and the heels). That dynamic is now often a lot more ambiguous then when I watched it as a kid in the late 80s, but it’s still there. But at least pro wrestling storylines don’t regularly have a character being KILLED. (ok, there was Paul Bearer, and the guy he managed, The Undertaker died and came back to life a few times, but it was pretty much established that Taker was some sort of supernatural being or something lol)

Prolotario #crackpot #wingnut #magick #conspiracy

The Old Guard Does Not Control CERN At This Point:

As a guy who’s into BDSM and knows the history of it, that kinda sounds funny. I’m getting this mental image of a bunch of people in leather scrambling around trying to control the LHC, lol.

Badempanada #moonbat #racist

@Conscience #259386

People have converted to Judaism

To quote Adam Sandler’s “Hannukah Song”:

“OJ Simpson…not a Jew. But guess who is, hall of famer Rod Carew. (he converted)”

Also, Sammy Davis Jr, but he’s not mentioned in that song.

Catholic Apologetics Insight #fundie #wingnut #elitist

Today I want to look at with you the reality of Protestantism is spirtually sterile.

One good thing about being an atheist is that I don’t have to give a shit about anything like this.

Joshua Arnold #fundie

we can usually predict which contestants are Christians simply by observing how normal they are

OK, by “normal” you obviously mean “stereotypically Christian” so, sorry, no prizes for your great deductive skills there, Sherlock. Though, of course, there are certainly non-Christian families who would fit your definition of “normal” as well, but I guess we’re just not thinking about those?

And anyway, since when is being “normal” such a great thing? Have you ever heard a kid say “when I grow up, I wanna be…normal!”

Matt Osbourne #transphobia

‘Gender’ is not a fact, anymore, but a feeling.

That’s kinda….right for the wrong reasons. In that gender isn’t a biological fact, it’s about who you identify as. That whole post is kinda “accidental ally” material, really.

And sorry, Matt, despite having a very similar name, you’ll never be as cool as Matt Osborne (RIP), the pro wrestler known as “Maniac” Matt Borne, and the original (and by far the best) “Doink the Clown”.

Sean Davis #racist #psycho #wingnut

@Malingspann #259295

The Twilight Zone was and is and always will be…fucking awesome.

“1) Nullification. States issue birth certificates, and they can just stop issuing them to non-citizens.

Which would be completely unconstitutional. And actually, that’s wrong anyway, they don’t issue birth certificates to non-citizens, they issue them to people who are born on US soil, and are thus citizens, according to the 14th Amendment.

Isn’t that basically what Kim Davis tried to do when she didn’t want to issue marriage licenses to same-sex couples? How did that work out in the end, did that really change anything?

Thomas Stone #racist #wingnut #conspiracy

Perhaps it’s part of a long-range plan for the Adamic man whose time is coming to an end.

If you believe in the Bible, isn’t EVERYBODY an “Adamic man”? Adam was supposedly literally the first human who we’re all descended from, after all.

The Rev. Eric Kalinowski #fundie

Little plastic women in immodest attire, lingerie, and provocative swimwear! He had that purple-haired spirit demoness, and worst of all, he had MULTIPLE versions of that anti-God clock witch wearing her salacious undergarments!

Are those characters from a show or an anime or something? Cus it sounds to me like the “Rev. Eric” is familiar with this franchise, whatever it is. And he’s totally jealous of Steven’s collection. I mean, I understand that, it sounds kinda awesome, actually.

David J Stewart #fundie #crackpot

Would a cook work without a pan?

Quite possibly, yes. If you’re, say, grilling a bunch of stuff, you’re not using a pan for that, are you?>

tiffytatortots #sexist #moonbat

Oh seriously what a load of crock.

WTF is a “load of crock”? To me that sounds like you’re stocking up on “Country Crock”…ya know, that fake margarine?

Vox Day #racist #crackpot

It’s almost as if relying upon people who have never won the World Cup when playing for their own nations to win it for your own is a suboptimal strategy

Maybe it’s partly because I’m tired and have already had a few beers, but that just made NO sense to me for a second. Then I realized, oh yeah, this is super-racist Vox Day talking, and he’s conflating nationality with race. Does he not realize that requirement for being on a certain country’s team in the World Cup is (like it is in the Olympics and probably any other international sports competition) that you have to be a citizen of that country, and not what your racial background is?

Or to put it another way, an African team never won a gold medal in basketball at the Olympics, but the 1992 US "Dream Team” did, and they’re considered to be one of the best teams put together in sports at any time. Looking at that roster again, let’s see…8 black guys, and 4 white guys. And it might have been 9 and 3, if Michael Jordan hadn’t had a previous beef with Isiah Thomas. (as a longtime Pistons fan, I’m still kinda ticked about that, but I do get it. If Jordan says he doesn’t wanna play with him, you go along with him, lol)

Babylon Bee #racist #wingnut

The Babylon Bee is just more proof that conservative comedy just sucks. The only times I’ve seen them be even KIND of funny is when they make a joke that’s not political. And like I said, they were just “KIND of funny” at best, in those rare instances.

Kylie Jane Kremer (Executive Director of Women for America First) #conspiracy #wingnut #dunning-kruger

I’m telling y’all that someone with an extreme case of TDS [Trump Derangement Syndrome] geoengineered this weather in DC.

Well, I don’t know…I’m myself about as Anti-Trump as anyone, but the weather where I am has fuckin’ SUCKED lately! Been hot and humid as fuck, and of course then there was the brief but powerful storm Friday that knocked power out for a lot of people. Still waiting for mine to come back, at that. (I’ll just say I’m now very glad that I live with my parents and they have a generator, ya know?)

It’s almost like…in summer, the weather is hot, and there’s storms. Who knew???

Bro. William H. Grimes #fundie

I have been beyond delighted to see the impact our ministry has had in Metro Detroit and beyond.

Oh wait, what? This piece of work is from my area? I mean, I still think of myself as “a metro Detroiter” even though I’m maybe technically not these days, since I’ve moved a county to the south about 13 years ago.

the other site Conservapedia which sadly lost its way long ago.

What, Conservapedia is not right-wing enough for them anymore?

Babylon Bee #wingnut #homophobia

With Pride Month ending and July 4th around the corner, millions of rainbow flags across the country are being taken down and replaced with American flags, causing liberals to scream and run away in terror

No, we fucking don’t. I’m a liberal American, and I even consider myself a patriot. The America I believe in is one where a pride flag flies alongside the good ol Stars and Stripes…and nobody gives a shit. Aint the US of A supposed to be the “great melting pot” and the “land of the free”? Maybe we should act like it is, the land of the free.

Megyn Kelly #homophobia

I’d just like to point out one thing that seems kinda relevant or at least it’s totally amusing to me…

I live in Monroe County in Michigan, population of 154,809 according to the 2020 census. They had a “Pride Festival” just a little while ago, and it seems that according to all sources that aren’t Trump, it outdrew that “Trump 250 State Fair″ thing by a good margin!