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Olivia (Happy Now Olivia!) #fundie #god-complex #psycho #crackpot

OK, yikes…that 100% sounds like some YouTube videos I’ve watched, where they talk about the backstory of a person that did some horrific violent act.

Thebushwhacker77 #homophobia #interphobia #transphobia

@ShatteredGlassSkywarp #254532

And in Shakespeare’s “Twelfth Night” for example, one of the main characters is a woman who disguises herself as a man. So people seeing that play back then would been watching a man playing a woman playing a man!

Basically it’s Shakespeare’s “screwball romcom” lol

Olivia (Happy Now Olivia!) #fundie #god-complex #psycho #homophobia

paint paintings of nude cocks and have them publicly displayed: ASS ART.

That’d be more like “COCK ART” though, wouldn’t it? ASS ART would be depictions of nude asses. (tho I think a nice ass is almost like a piece of art in itself LOL)

Black-People-Suck #racist

Throughout history the black man has caused havoc

As a white man, I’m weirdly almost offended by that. We white people are perfectly capable of generating large amounts of havoc, I’ll have you know!

Dan Smith #fundie

6. The origin of energy and speculative nature of the 'Big Bang'

The Big Bang is one of the most well-supported theories in science, but that has precisely jack shit to do with evolution.

7. Emotional weaknesses impede survival rather than help.. E.g grief and conscience

For one thing, I wouldn’t call grief and conscience “weaknesses”…and I think maybe things like that would actually help with survival, as a group. Humans are social animals, after all (even the more introverted ones like myself, lol)\

9. Language started complex and degenerated over time. Evolution claims the opposite

I’m absolutely no linguistics expert, but that doesn’t sound right to me. The English language for example…hasn’t it gotten MORE complex over time???

I feel like this should get a “#pratt” tag.

Olivia (Happy Now Olivia!) #fundie #god-complex #psycho #crackpot

What the actual fuck did I just read? I don’t know what the context of this is, or if there even is any, but that’s some seriously unhinged shit right there, folks.

turbo-fucking terror karma

OK, I now wanna start a band called that.

Jesse Watters #sexist #wingnut

JESSE WATTERS (CO-HOST): Dems like AOC are also bringing back a TDS oldie, that Trump's a raging sexist who only fires women.

Did “Dems like AOC” actually say that, though? If they did, it would be obviously inaccurate, because he fires, like…EVERYBODY, hello?? He even wants to fire people who don’t work for him!! (e.g. Stephen Colbert and Jimmy Kimmel)

Robert F Kennedy jr #crackpot #dunning-kruger #pratt #wingnut

Looker for truth #racist

the Araboid, Hamitoid, Armenoid, and Negroid races

What the freaking what? I’m guessing “Hamitoid” is an outdated term for “Hamites” or “Sons of Ham” which are outdated in themselves anyway….and I’ve never seen the terms “Araboid” or “Armenoid” before either. Now that I think about it, “Araboid” is really just stupid. Isn’t “Arab” a perfectly cromulent word for the same thing? And it even saves you from typing four letters, or saying one syllable, so that’s kind of a bonus! As far as “Negroid” goes…OK, I thought it was weird enough when I watched old episodes of M*A*S*H* and people are just causally saying things like “the Negroes over there”. Then I remembered, oh yeah, this was shot in the 70s, and set in the 50s, so that was a thing that people said, lol

Average Dad #transphobia #fundie

Trans is to humanity what Islam is to Christianity

So, like, an offshoot of it? I guess that kinda makes some sense, but I don’t think that’s what you meant! Anyway, though, WTF? I didn’t think of that this way at first, but he’s kinda saying or implying that trans people aren’t human, isn’t he??

If this guy is a really “Average Dad” then I don’t even WANT to know what “Below-Average Dad” is like.

Or to basically put that another way…I’ve had some disagreements with my father over the years, we don’t always see eye-to-eye, but if that’s “Average Dad” then my father is like “Awesome Dad” easily.

Anons #sexist #racist

(About D4vid's case)
> This nigger has done irreparable damage to age gap relationships especially among zoomers. Now even a 1 year age gap is going to be considered weird, toxic and chance of "manipulation"

OK, I’d never heard of D4vid until literally a few minutes ago. He’s a 21-year-old singer who is currently being charged with the murder (and also “lewd and lascivious acts”) of a 14-year-old girl. That’s not what people are normally talking about when we’re talking about “age gap relationships”!!!!

Anons #sexist

> These men are still of the mindset where they have to become gigachad to get the most access to women.

Isn’t that the definition of “gigachad” though? The guy who can get any woman he wants. Like the “Nature Boy” Ric Flair, when he said “All the women want to be with me, all the men want to be like me.” (I’m sure there were a few “whooos” in there too, lol)

Looker for truth #racist #conspiracy

The large nose

Really???

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That looks like a completely average nose to me, pretty “bog-standard” to use a British term that I find amusing for some weird reason. Certainly nothing like the stereotypical Jewish caricature.

Thoth via Octavia Vasile #magick #quack #crackpot

You have been taught that time moves in one direction

True, unless you have a flux capacitor and can generate 1.21 gigawatts. Then when you hit 88 mph, you’re gonna see some serious shit.

Anon #sexist #psycho

Christ Loving America #fundie #conspiracy

My question would be, who the fuck do you think you are that you have enemies AND they’re coordinating together against you? Why should people give enough of a damn about you to bother to do that?

Eye 2 I WITH AJ Rambo and Kodi #crackpot #magick #ufo #conspiracy

@Citizen_Justin #253991

I dunno, I actually kinda dug that, LOL. It got repetitive after a few minutes, since it seemed like the lyrics that were quoted were all there was, and they just started them again. I was waiting for another verse or two. If what you’re looking for is “conspiracy theory UFO rap” (for some weird reason) I imagine you could do a lot worse.

Samuel Hovanec #homophobia #conspiracy

It’s why men are soft, can’t grow beards, have narrow shoulders and NO GRIT!! In a controlled study, male frogs were exposed to atrazine, following the exposure they no longer showed any interest in the female frogs, and started attempting to reproduce with other male frogs.

But could the frogs grow beards, though? Also, I’m guessing there was no citation given for the supposed “controlled study”…

Dani Henderson/Dr. Michael Salla #ufo #magick #crackpot #conspiracy #mammon

@Sasha #253841

I couldn’t make it either…free Ozzy tribute concert a mile down the road from me on the the 12th! \m/

Looker for truth #racist

@Shirogane #253935

I’d never heard that before, but I dig it, lol. Of course I noticed it’s now out of date, as there’s no Yugoslavia anymore, among other things I’m sure I missed. Now I wanna listen to ”I’ve Been Everywhere”

Erin Mersino, U.S. Circuit Judge Consuelo Callahan and four unnamed mothers from California #quack #pratt #fundie

@Croquemitaine #253932

What's the cult with the official doctrine that members should be deprived of basic healthcare and be a threat to public health?

Sounds like “Christian Science” to me. Metallica even did a song about them, “The God That Failed”

@Conscience #253920

Why not homeschool if you feel that way?

Yeah, at least then their unvaccinated children wouldn’t be infecting other kids in school with whatever they end up contracting.

The Dude #wingnut #pratt

Sheri G Frushay #wingnut #conspiracy #fundie #god-complex

FREDDIE MERCURY 154 🎩🪄

Keep his name out of this nonsense, he has nothing to do with this…whatever the hell this is.

Telestai Nexus #crackpot #quack #conspiracy #dunning-kruger

We now know that bacteriophages and other “viral” critters only exist in the severely malnourished imagination of visionless, grey business men! Contagion is a myth too.

Bullshit. When the COVID lockdowns started, I was attending classes at the local community college, which of course turned into online classes pretty damn quick. And when we eventually did start to have classes in actual classrooms again, we were in “face mask wearing and social distancing mode” still. I noticed in all that time, I didn’t get so much as a little bit of a sniffly nose, let alone what I would call a cold. Then not too long after all that, I started a job where I’m among the public, and I’m back to the usual thing of getting a cold at least a few times a year.

Alone-Conference-896 #fundie #homophobia

For those who will argue that homosexuality IS okay, please refer to 1 Timothy 1:8-11, Romans 1, Leviticus 18:22, Galatians 5:19-21

Galatians 5:19-21 does not mention homosexuality whatsoever.

Now the works of the flesh are manifest, which are these; Adultery, fornication, uncleanness, lasciviousness, Idolatry, witchcraft, hatred, variance, emulations, wrath, strife, seditions, heresies, Envyings, murders, drunkenness, revellings, and such like: of the which I tell you before, as I have also told you in time past, that they which do such things shall not inherit the kingdom of God.

I guess maybe you could interpret “emulations” as homosexuality, like it’s a woman emulating a man or something?

I am a Christian and working on the assumption that you are too.

This was posted on the “r/christianity” subreddit, which says in its little blurb on the right side (I’m sure there’s an actual word for that, but I don’t know it)…. “/r/Christianity is a subreddit to discuss Christianity and aspects of Christian life. All are welcome to participate.” So, maybe you shouldn’t make such an assumption? They didn’t say “only Christians are welcome to participate” did they? (which would really be a pointless rule to have, because how would they know?)

LockdownIsLame #senpai_noticed_us #fundie

@Shirogane #253846

I’m trying to remember the name, but she had a buddy who apparently thought he was a cartoonist, used to post “artwork” of his, making some totally fundie point or another. What always made me laugh about that was this guy was presumably an actual adult, but his artwork was like…junior high school level, really.

Anons #sexist

Ellis Washington #wingnut #crackpot #racist #conspiracy

I have to wonder if “The Art of the Deal” mentioned Trump’s stint as the owner of the United States Football League’s New Jersey Generals franchise in the mid-80s. Ya know, the USFL that folded after its 1985 season, basically because Trump led a plan for the league to move to a fall schedule to more directly compete with the NFL and even led them to sue the NFL, in hopes of forcing a merger. Suffice it to say, that plan totally failed. The USFL did actually win their lawsuit…and were awarded a grand total of 3 US dollars.

Lisa Renee #crackpot #ufo #magick #mammon

Looker for truth #racist

A Jewish dictator from the 1930s once uttered, “What good fortune for governments that the people do not think.” This was sound logic, but terribly twisted sense. As perverted and Jewish as this bully was

Wow. That’s like…twin-turbo-antisemitism right there, folks. I guess if being just plain-old antisemitic ain’t enough for you, you can always say Hitler and the Nazis were Jews???? Seriously, what the actual fuck…

GK #wingnut #pratt

The right to a peaceful assembly exists.

And so does the right of free speech! What is a protest BUT free speech?

LockdownIsLame #senpai_noticed_us #fundie

Oh wow, the link is to a quote of “Lady Checkmate”, from 8 years ago. That brings back some memories. I (along with a few other people from here) used to get into it with her in the comment sections on “Christian News Network” and a few other places. I got banned by her a few times for really doing nothing worse than not being a fundie myself, I think. I even had the idea of coming back under new accounts and every name I used was another one related to a Queen song, but of course nobody ever caught on to that, lol.

But aside from all that…yeah, how the fuck is children seeing adults naked such a horrible thing, as long as it’s not in a sexual way???

william morrissey #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy

The Dems, work for satin

I guess you’re saying Democrats are cut from a different cloth? Or maybe you’re just losing the thread? Maybe I should stop asking things like that, I shouldn’t needle you sew much about it. I think we ought to all work on keeping the fabric of our nation together. Iron out our differences, even. But I’ll stop with these puns before I put myself in stitches!

Diana-lostandfound #sexist

@Shirogane #253662

for those of you who don’t know, “febfem” means “female-exclusive bisexual female.” As in they will only date AFAB people (they’re pretty much all TERFs.)

OK, I’m half-drunk and tired right now, so maybe I’m missing something…but how the hell is that not just an unnecessarily complicated way to say “I’m a lesbian who doesn’t want to date trans women”? How is “female-exclusive bisexual” not totally an oxymoron?

Lookerfortruth #racist

Elvis released three albums of gospel music. That’s gospel music as in…Christian songs. Such a Jewish thing to do!!! (he said sarcastically)

Though, I guess that’s not as bad as the worst lie that I’ve ever heard regarding the “King of Rock n Roll”…that being the claim that Hulk Hogan once made that Elvis was a “Hulkamaniac.” Now, I’ve heard that Elvis was indeed a wrestling fan, but he died before anyone knew Terry Bollea as “Hulk Hogan”. In fact I think at the time Elvis died, the future Hulkster was still playing bars in Florida as the bassist of a rock band.

Bennett Lee Ross #crackpot #magick #ufo #conspiracy

On Aprils Fools Day 2026
NASA launched the Artemis rocket that like all the others did a nose dive into the Atlantic Ocean

Yeah, the rocket parts and other stuff did, which is exactly what they’re designed to do. The actual Artemis capsule, as in the part with the people in it, splashed down in the Pacific, somewhere outside San Diego. Which, again, was exactly was what it was designed to do. It’s almost like NASA knew what they were doing, ain’t it?

Tatsuya Ishida #wingnut #conspiracy #racist

King Edward VIII was apparently an admirer of the Nazis. Maybe things turn out different if he hadn’t had to abdicate, I dunno really.

Shawn Taylor/Alexandra Bruce #wingnut #crackpot #racist #transphobia #conspiracy

all under the guise of "Climate Change", “DEI” and “Trans Rights”.

I don’t even begin to understand how climate change and trans rights would factor into this smorgasbord of conspiracy theories, but it is kinda “DEI” though. There’s Canadians, Mexicans, Chinese…and I think I know who the “bankers” are supposed to be. I’m just saying, it’s a pretty diverse and inclusive group for something that is supposed to be “under the guise” of DEI.

Edward Hendrie #quack #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy #mammon

Anon #conspiracy

When the spinning ball-Earth is finally exposed worldwide for the 400+ year deception it was

“400+ year”???? Eratosthenes famously calculated the circumference of the Earth (pretty accurately at that) over 2000 years ago! OK, I suppose it’s technically correct, as over 2000 years is “400+”, but still!

David J Stewart #sexist #fundie

No doubt many woman like to wear tights, pants, slacks and other unladylike forms of clothing because they are convenient and comfortable, but I again remind you that someone is always watching ladies.

Hmm, did he omit a comma in that last part? Did he mean to say “someone is always watching, ladies”? Because it sounds like Dave is the one “always watching ladies”! I can’t say that I don’t, but at least I’m not a hypocrite about it. I bet the church staffer in the “tight black leather pants” was hot, too.

The Hellenist #homophobia #dunning-kruger

I totally never go to any gym, but if I did, an “air-conditioned democracy gym” sounds like the one I’d pick! Notwithstanding that I have no idea what a “democracy gym” could possibly mean. Working out outdoors is fine, I guess, if you’re into that, but hey, I live in southeastern Michigan, ya know. We have, like, all the weather. Sometimes all in the same day, lol.

Fritz Berggren #fundie #racist #conspiracy

— Jews blackmailed Pontius Pilate into crucifying Jesus Christ (John 19:12-13)

OK, but isn’t that like supposed to be the basis of Christianity, that Jesus was crucified and was resurrected? If Jesus wasn’t executed, Christianity ain’t a thing, right? So then why be mad at the Jews for that, if you wanna blame them for it?

Looker for truth #racist #conspiracy

@leyo3 #253491

Yeah, I thought both of those were “everybody” things. Like, if we ever establish communications with intelligent beings from another planet who are at least somewhat human-like, I’m pretty sure they’d have porn and some form of recreational drugs. Of course, if they’re something like the lizard aliens from Harry Turtledove’s “Worldwar” series, then all bets would be off.

Laura Wood #fundie

So, the Pope isn’t Catholic now? Do bears still shit in the woods?

Kyle Nazareth #fundie

Even if theistic Satanism may function like a religion, it is not one substantively, in any correct sense of the term.

Why the hell not? The most common reason that I’ve seen people giving for why something is not a religion is that whatever they’re talking about is not actually theistic. “Theistic Satanism” would certainly seem to pass that requirement! Though, I think the vast majority of Satanists today (which I guess would be the Church of Satan and the Satanic Temple) are actually atheistic.

But even aside from all that…if something “functions like a religion”…well, it might as well just BE a religion, right? As the old saying goes, if it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it probably is a duck.

BirthofaNewEarth #crackpot #quack #conspiracy

People need to understand that all of the frequencies being used for wireless systems are in the ultrasonic range.
Your cell phone is using ultrasonic apps and is emitting ultrasound 24/7.

Of course, because sound waves and electromagnetic radiation like radio waves are totally the same thing! (he said sarcastically)