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David J Stewart #fundie #sexist #crackpot

I've been looking for a wife for several years

Didn’t you used to have one, but lost her because you couldn’t help being a kiddiediddler?

Rev. Rick Joyner #fundie #wingnut

Trump’s authoritarianism as a gift from God

Perhaps… If said god is a God of Evil, Chaos, Lies, Tyranny, Madness, etc… I can certainly see Trump being an apostle of that.

Donald Trump #mammon #god-complex #wingnut

…What in the actual hell?!!! What kind of dystopian hellhole is threatening replace our current world all of a sudden?!!!

I mean, did I somehow cross over into the Mirror Universe at some point lately? What is even happening anymore?!

One Who Knows #wingnut #conspiracy #psycho

…“Cult of personality” does not even begin to describe it.

Unogonduria #fundie #homophobia #transphobia

He didn't make anyone like that, this is one of the many effects of the corruption of sin.

So when “Christians” act like assholes towards their fellow human beings, it’s not their or god’s fault, it’s becasue of “corruption of sin” (which does not make much sense because god could just uncreate sin, but whatever) But whenever anyone does something virtuous, it’s totally their own choice and god gave them the inspiration necessary…

Take credit for all your wins, but shift the blame for all your losses. How mature.

Liz Wheeler #conspiracy #wingnut #sexist #homophobia

instead used her car to viciously run him down.

For someone who was “viciously run down”, Ross was surprisingly alive and healthy enough to still shoot Good several times with lethal accuracy…

Seriously, Lil’ Wheezer, you’re contradicting your own narrative.

Elena Danaan #ufo #magick #crackpot #conspiracy

Nordics […] tall, with blond hair, fair skin, blue eyes

Yeah, I’ll be frank here. As much as I am personally attracted to the RL Nord ethnicity, if aliens showed up looking exclusively like that I’d actually be suspicious. It seems too much like they’re trying to appease the White Supremacists here for nefarious purposes. No, I’d feel far more comfortable around (and attracted to) Na’vi or something.

@Anon-e-moose #246618

Hey, in Stargate the more attractive a human(oid) alien is the more suspicious you should be, as Goa’uld vanity tends to bleed through when picking their unfortunate hosts. Not only that, but the most benevolent and reasonable aliens, the Asgard, are Greys and thus not very “nordic” or “attractive”. Hell, even the vampiric, semi-insectoid, human-eating Wraith have shown to be more “honorable” than Goa’uld or Ori are.

Wayne Allyn Root #wingnut

How about you start by changing your own initials, WAR? Because the jokes of your eternal conflict with reality aren’t that fresh anymore…

Donald J. Trump #crackpot #dunning-kruger #wingnut

@Indicible #246569

Wel, I was hoping the “bazooka” would suffice, but that does not mean I think it should be our ONLY option. But you’re right, it’s time to start hitting where it hurts, under the belt. I just really hope the USA will capitulate and depose the madman before too many of their better citizens will suffer under it.

You now, as much as I feel bad for my fellow USA FSTDT’ers, at this point I’m really hoping the EU will use their “trade bazooka” nuclear option on the USA. I’m sorry, but Trumpigula’s reign of international terror has gone on long enough. If the USA does not have the moral obligation to get rid of Agent Orange, maybe their financial obligation will do so.

Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize[…]I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace

…”Petty” does not even BEGIN to describe this psychopathic manchild behavior. Jesus effin’ Christ…

why do they have a "right of ownership" anyway? There are no written documents, it's only that a boat landed there hundreds of years ago

Correct me if I’m wrong, but boats landed on American soil hubdreds of years ago as well by foreign people who just claimed it despite no written documents giving it to them either…

I have done more for NATO than any other person since its founding

If that’s the case you wouldn’t be trying to tear it down…

The World is not secure unless we have Complete and Total Control of Greenland.

No, the world is not secure until YOU are deposed and locked up for crimes against humanity, you wannabe God-Emperor of Earth!

Elon Musk #crackpot #conspiracy #wingnut

I agree for once, Muskrat. So teaching people that the USA was NOT founded on “liberty and equality for all”, opressing minorities, taking away free speech, and trying to turn a democratic republic into a authoritarian monarchy by force should be viewed as treason!

So when are you going to turn yourself in?

Donald J. Trump #crackpot #dunning-kruger #god-complex #psycho #wingnut

@TheKingOfRhye #246305

I’d almost agree with you, but your comment implies that Trump had any sanity to begin with…

I said it before, but even if Biden was turning senile, at least the people around him could keep him under control. Trump only surrounds himself with morons who enable his insanity.

P.S.: Katie Rogers may not be quite my type, but she’s still a LOT more attractive than Caroline Leavit or Kristi Noem in my eyes.

just "one thing" stands in the way of him and world dominance.
"My own morality. My own mind," he said. "It’s the only thing that can stop me.”

Either that or mutually-assured destruction, ya dumbass.

Anyone here played Fallout? Do you know how its nuclear armageddon started? NATO dissolving as the USA annexed Canada.

Yeah…

You know, this reminds me of that one Simpsons episode’s intro. Where Bart sees a bond-like supervillain gloating over his diabolical scheme on TV and Homer assures him that such cartoonishly evil people do not exist in real life. Then the scene cuts to Mr. Burns laughing at a window worker about to fall to his death…

Yeah, I feel like I’m no longer living in the real world either.

…Jesus effin’ Christ.

…I, I don’t have any funny rebuttal here. This is just- fuck.

Tucker Carlson #wingnut

Also, while I sadly admit that “might makes right” is an all too prevalent philosophy throughout human history and the reality is indeed that those with the power tend to make the rules, it’s ultimatly also a self-defeating philosophy. Power is relative, after all, and more often that not there will always be someone else wielding an even bigger stick than you. Sometimes the person with the bigger stick might even be a somewhat decent person who causes positive change.

Frankly if I have power I’d only use it to make these “might makes right” shut up by using the only language they understand. But aside from that I’d prefer never to wield it.

if I have the power, I get to take what I want.

You know, that die-hard philosophy of “might makes right” may seem fine and all as long as you are the one with the “power”. But I have yet to encounter ANY who still holds on to that philosophy when they suddenly find themselves as the weaker one being taken advantage of.

And, just FYI, Fucker Carlson, but the USA is losing power under Trump. Not only is your economy going backwards thanks to his tariffs and are you on the brink of another civil war, but no foreign power who was still an ally respects you anymore.

Americaman #wingnut #psycho #racist

U.S. Department of Labor #crackpot #racist #wingnut

If looks like a Nazi, opresses like a Nazi, salutes like a Nazi, talks like a Nazi…

I’m just saying, why are MAGA still bothering to pretend they are NOT Nazis?

Lauren Chen #wingnut

She was DRIVING AWAY! The footage clearly shows that. She was not protecting anyone, she was just at the wrong place at the wrong time and the ICE gestapo made sure to make her pay for it.

Fuck you.

I am praying for this woman's soul and for her family.

Why is it that whenever fundies say this it sounds liek “fuck you, haw haw!!!”

One Who Serves via James McConnell #ufo #magick #wingnut #conspiracy

@TheKingOfRhye #246100

Well, larger ships and space stations in Star Wars (like Star Destroyers and the Death Star) primarly use a fictional substance called “hypermatter” to fuel their reactors. But I don’t know how that substance is supposedly aquired (aside from that it naturally exists in Hyperspace) and how often such reactors need to be refueled. That being said, the Resistance Cruiser (MC85 Star Cruiser Raddus) from TLJ needing to “refuel” after a single hyperjump is still nonsensical. A ship of that size (over 3km long) and mass should have a reactor capable of supporting a lot more usage before running out of fuel. And you honestly cannot convince me the Resistance did not fuel her to the maximum capacity before leaving their base…

@Zinnia #245972

As a BIG Stargate nerd, I can say there are multiple power sources in Stargate(*), but THE most potent and covetet ones are the “ZPMs” (Zero-Point Modules) built by the Ancients. Portable, yet also capable of drawing IMMENSE amounts of clean zero-point energy from artificial pocket-universes. However, ZPMs do not have limitless energy, once one has used up all its capacity it’s completely useless. And in the present day NOBODY knows how to actually construct more.

(*)The most common involves using a room-temperature superconductor called Naquadah, which is also what made construction of the titular portals possible.

David J Stewart #psycho #wingnut #fundie

@TheKingOfRhye #246099

Same here. I can’t recall exactly when I “became” an atheist (although my parents were atheists, they never “forced” it upon me), but I do remember already questioning some of my more religous teachers’ preachings in late elementary school. Especially the story of Abraham and Isaac (*); even as a child I found that to be an effed up moral and could just NOT understand why my teacher read that as if it was a good thing. I even remember a fellow student once being dismissed by a teacher when simply asking her “how do the dinosaurs fit into the creationism story?”

(*)You know, where the revered founder Abraham was about to sacrifice his own beloved son for the sake of his deity…

Same with my younger sister, who was in mid-elementary school once ridiculed in front of her class by a fundie teacher just for (correctly) pointing out that humans are actually animals.

TL;DR, it’s mostly christians themselves that made me an atheist.

One Who Serves via James McConnell #ufo #magick #wingnut #conspiracy

If you had actually watched Stargate & Star Trek, you’d have understood that they tend to be far more accurate to reality than the anti-intellectual pseudoscience you keep spouting. There’s a reason Captain-Major-Colonel Samantha Carter’s mind is considered national treasure and why the Asgard declared us the “Fifth Race”.

Karlicel #sexist #racist #kinkshaming #psycho

On a side note, @Bastethotep how are you even able to maintain your sanity when reading incel forums like this? I just read this comment alone and I already feel like pulling out my brain and washing it with bleach…

Matt Walsh #conspiracy #wingnut

No, Matt Walsh, YOU are the “enemies of the people”.

Karlicel #sexist #racist #kinkshaming #psycho

If that’s what goes for “Ascension” these days, I’d rather descend down into the deepest parts of the Eldritch Abyss instead… No sex is worth, well, that.

Kamuroshiryu #elitist #pratt

Renee Good was shown on camera footage to be DRIVING AWAY from ICE when they opened fire on her. Besides, even IF she disobeyed their orders to stop, they could have just SHOT HER TIRES (which I believe is protocol) instead of aiming for her head on purpose!! Not to mention ICE prevented any MDs nearby from administering first aid after they shot her!

Tomi Lahren #wingnut

The footage speaks for itself, Lami Tohren. The ICE agent was shooting at someone who was DRIVING AWAY.

Besides, last time I checked it’s not the "libs” who stupidely revealed said ICE agent’s identity to the public…

I swear, ICE (and by extension Trumpigula) can walk up to MAGAtard’s households, kick their puppies, steal their food, and leave a huge stinking dump on their breakfast table, and MAGA will STILL praise them for their “strength”, “benevolence”, and “generosity”…

Sara Gonzales #wingnut

According to witnesses and footage, Good was ordered to leave by one ICE member. She did so, while probably terrified out of her mind, and was shot several times by another ICE member while driving away under the thinly-veiled excuse of “fleeing while attempting vehicular assault”.

Not to mention ICE outright threatened a nearby MD that wanted to help her.

Fuck you.

Stuart Carney #wingnut #psycho #conspiracy

@Malingspann #245668

Sadly I agree with you. People should stop hoping Trumpigula will keel over any day now and just DO SOMETHING about his reign of terror.

According to witnesses and footage, Good was ordered to leave by one ICE member. She did so, while probably terrified out of her mind, and was shot several times by another ICE member while driving away under the thinly-veiled excuse of “fleeing while attempting vehicular assault”.

Not to mention ICE outright threatened a nearby MD that wanted to help her.

Meanwhile Babbit *spit* was part of an armed and furious mob attacking government officials and attempting a friggin’ coup.

Fuck you.

Wayne Allyn Root #wingnut

People can say a lot of things. Does not always mean reality itself agrees with them…

Eric Hovind #fundie

Neo Deutschland #fundie #homophobia #racist #conspiracy

Look, Neo Germany, I’m Belgian, which many people argue is overrun by nonwhite muslim immigrants. I’m also white & straight myself. And yet I am NOT lacking in any basic rights here. But then again, I don’t see “being a hateful bigot” as a “basic right”.

Donald Trump #transphobia #wingnut #conspiracy #pratt

<@KeithInc.> #245507

Would you believe me when I say that I’ve genuinely fantasized about what to do should I somehow get a Death Note in my possession? And that at the top of that list includes making Trumpigula die by getting struck by a precision meteor strike(*) on a clear day while saying something blasphemous and crapping his pants upon death the one day he forgot to wear his diaper?

Yes I know such power corrupts. But frankly my conscience might never forgive me if I didn’t take a chance to stop the world’s evil when I could.

(*)One that conveniently also hits Vance and Putin at the exact same time.

<@KeithInc.> #245512
@JeanP #245511

Trump’s lying is a byproduct of his breathing(*). He literally cannot stop doing it or he’ll die.

Either way, Trump telling the truth just once is a BIG win for us.

(*)I’m not even joking, I genuinely believe Trump suffers from a severe case of mythomania/pseudologia fantastica/pathological lying.

Liz Wheeler #wingnut

@Creativerealms #245408

“Did I ever tell you the definition of ‘Insanity’?”

Adri Mans #transphobia #fundie

Hermaphroditic animals exist naturally. Your argument is invalid.

Also, here’s a little thought experiment; why would god need genitals? God’s a singular, immortal, & incorporeal entity who predates the very concept of sexes. Thus, God LITERALLY would only have a gender, not a sex of any kind. And since your god prefers the male pronouns…