Timjer

@Timjer

The Real Ismael Perez #ufo #magick #crackpot #elitist #conspiracy

the question “Are we alone?” has been whispered in hushed tones

No, it hasn’t. People have been asking that question very openly for a LONG time.

Why is Earth so significant?

It isn’t. To us primitive humans it may seem significant, yes, because it’s the only planet we live on for now. But in the grander scheme? Earth’s likely really not special.

David J. Stewart #fundie

the ERV teaches that we must stop living a life of deliberate sin (evil) to be saved.

Oh noes…! Heavens forbid you actually stop sinning in order to SHOW you’re earnest about “salvation”…

Seriously, this only reinforces how I despise DJS. He’s not only a unapologetic peadophile. He’s not only a massive hypocrite about it. But he even cherry picks his own religious verses to avoid actually repenting for his sexual deviancy while still acting like he has the moral high-ground.

Sorceress, KidFreeLuvnLife, unknown #ableist

…I’m Autistic (Aspie, to be precise). I also think I have undiagnosed ADD. And yet, I prefer not to sink to using or calling to violence whenever possible and am utterly disgusted by those who do. So, to me at least, that still makes me a FAR better person than YOU.

Violence, the "best” resort of the weak.

And to be clear, yes, I admit I had trouble fitting in at school due to being neurodivergent. I was bullied a LOT by both other children and teachers alike (mostly verbally). Especially before I was diagnosed. Some of those c*nt teachers sadly still live rent-free in my head after all these decades. Some of those assholes called me “stupid” to my face because I simply wasn’t on the same wavelength as them. Others said my bullying was my own fault because I just had to be different. And some screamed at me for being an “intolerant” child because I happened to prefer order on my desk instead of conforming to the chaos of my peers.

But despite that several of the more decent teachers (who I still respect greatly) and even the rest of the faculty actually found me a much more compliant and well-behaved child than the rest of my class tended to be, because I was overall quiet and polite and tidy.

[deleted] #homophobia #transphobia #pratt

to cram their sexual preferences down other people's throats?

You know, the fact that homophobes always refer to homosexuality simply existing with the “cram down throat” saying only further reinforces my belief that they’re closeted homosexuals themselves.

Rob Pue #fundie #wingnut

the only answer to all these things is humble repentance and turning once again — or for some, for the very first time — to God our Father and Creator, and Jesus His Son. The Christian life is not one of ease, but the alternative, as we see so often now from the seeds we’ve sown, is pure anguish

And what if Christian life is the CAUSE of said marital disputes?

Not.a.Crow/Bo Schwartz #fundie #magick #homophobia #transphobia

How can I get rid of a succubus?

Send her to me. No, seriously, she gets a lot of pent-up virgin sexual energies to feed upon and I get a healthy release for them and perhaps even some “exposure therapy” to get over my anxiety of being with other people. Everyone wins, literally.

Jim and David Ramsey #sexist #conspiracy

Oh, not this massive pile of steaming bullcrap again… Dude, if you think Star Trek/Star Wars was never “woke” before the 2010’s, you’ve clearly never watched/read either of them. At all.

@DarkPhoenix #255974

My biggest problem is there was no need at ALL to make her Palpatine’s heir. Even the later novels and EU had to explain/retcon a lot to have it make sense. Having her actually be born a nobody who made a difference by willing it works better.

Dana Perino & Jesse Watters #elitist #psycho #wingnut #racist

In all seriousness, billionaires really don’t hold as much power as they think they do. Currency is ultimately all they have, and money only has any power as long as its useful to be exchanged for goods we DO need. But if they keep denying others the things they do need to live, that money will lose a lot of the power it holds. And billionaires are vastly outnumbered by the people who do know how to fight and do manual work.

I'm for unleashing the billionaires. Let them finally fight back.

…Yes, great idea! “Unleash” the few fattened pigs who got that way due to hoarding all the food while never having worked a day in their lives unto the vastly larger horde of starving dogs who hold all the weapons. Never before has the saying “eat the rich” been so apropos.

Jean-Charles Moyen/Dr. Michael Salla #crackpot #ufo #magick #conspiracy

Look, I was a big Halo fan (and to a degree still am), so I know a thing or two about the franchise. And if Mr. Moyen really was a super soldier spilling the beans, then the Office of Naval Intelligence would have certainly “unpersoned” him by now. If you know Halo, you’d know that ONI does NOT fuck around.

Also, unless you can demonstrate that you are so badass you can make an massive, galaxy-conquering alien theocracy think you’re a literal Demon made manifest AND help defeat an eldritch, malevolent intelligence older than the stars, you don’t deserve to be compared to ANY Spartan-II, let alone John-117 himself.

Donald trump #crackpot #wingnut

If Iran surrenders

If, if, if… If our dog shat gold, I’d be richer than YOU right now, Agent Orange. But “if” does not make it so.

They have gone absolutely CRAZY!!! President DJT

“To think they called ME crazy!!! Well, we’ll see who’s crazy once I’ve nuked Iran off of the face of the earth and plunged the entire world into an economic recession and energy crisis all because my fragile, immature ego couldn’t stand not being the best president ever!!!! Then daddy will finally give me the attention I crave!!!” - DJT

David J. Stewart #fundie #psycho

Carmen Cojocaru #racist #ufo #magick #conspiracy

Don’t be ridiculous. The actual truth is that Bram Stoker was manipulated into writing what he thought was fiction, but was in actuality leaked true Cainite history, by and about the unlife of a very powerful 5th Generation Tzimisce Elder, Vlad III Dracula.

https://whitewolf.fandom.com/wiki/Dracula_(VTM)

I should know, my Malkavian mistress told me so! The voices never lie to her!

aymon de albatrus #fundie #crackpot

@Anon-e-moose #255769

Speaking of Wh 40k, I’m pretty sure even the Nekrons (soulless killer robots) literally have more art, imagination, and culture in their civilization than the world the OP tries to live in. Art is the cornerstone of any real culture. It’s one of the biggest things that separates us humans from non-sapient animals.

Another prime example of “fundies, where ‘fun’ goes to ‘die’!”

Seriously, yes, Art is not necessary to live. Niether is tasty foods or beds or showers or toilets or clothing or grooming… Yet all these things are used by almost EVERY human everywhere because it’s those small comforts that make life bearable. Living is more than just surviving. And fuck any god that tries to make us mindless, soulless, empty shells that are such “cogs in the machine” they would make an anthive blush. What you’re describing is the epitome of a “world of silence”, which is outright a dystopian horror world.

Religious psychos like this truly scare me.

Markus “Notch” Persson #transphobia #wingnut

What @Sasha said. I may not be transgender myself. I may not be a expert on psychology or medicine either. But if several actual experts recognize Transgenderism as NOT a "delusion”, I’ll believe that over any random moronic bigot.

Benjamin #racist #wingnut #quack #sexist #psycho #conspiracy

the pinnacle of human evolution

That’s not how evolution works, dumbass.

David J. Stewart #psycho #fundie

@kuyohashi #255692

If given the option between yukking it up in a pristine paradise forever, but you’re also there, or roasting like the proverbial ham that I am, I would gladly stick the apple in my mouth and jump onto the barbecue my own damned self.

“Go to heaven for the climate, hell for the company.”

Repeatedly the Bible teaches

Who the fuck even cares?

the just and the wicked go to DIFFERENT places in eternity.

And according to Odin’s laws, the honored dead go to Valhalla while the cowards and oathbreakers go to Helheim. Why should I believe one over the other?

The Bible is such an awesome Book

Eh, when it comes to fantasy, I prefer Percy Jackson and the Olympians myself.

NO REST DAY NOR NIGHT in Hell from all the horrifying cries of the damned, from the agonizing blood curdling pain caused by being boiled alive in molten sulfur.

That’s just dumb. So no matter what your Sins in life were, the punishment is all the exact same apparently, being boiled alive nonstop for an eternity. What’s the point of that even aside from just uncreative sadism? I mean, look at you, Kiddiediddler. A more appropriate Hell for you would be to be buried in the ground up to your neck, unable to masturbate, while a succubus disguised as an underage Taylor Swift in pants gyrates in front of you nonstop. Wouldn’t that be far more fitting as an actual punishment? At the very least you’d know what sins you’re being punished for exactly.

Gen.J.S. Flunkinowski #crackpot #wingnut

…You cannot be that stupid. You just torpedoed your own argument, ya moron! If it gets increasily colder in the winters where you live, that’s the very proof of climate change!!

EDIT: I just checked Flunkinowski’s userpage on Wikipedia. He’s an anti-intellectual moron who also disbelieves in evolution, claims to be an expert in whatever topic he argues for, argues with bots, and cannot even spell the word “expert” right…

David J Stewart #fundie #homophobia #sexist

spitting in God's face

Okay? If an Omnipotent being with such an Ego is SO offended by the mere existence of homosexuality (and yet not by pedophilia for some reason), why does it not just show its displeasure? Like, idk, erasing the very concept of homosexuality or making lightning strike every homosexual person at the same time? Or even just sending Seraphim across the world to openly declare “homosexuality is evil”? Why does it NEED to rely on discredited peados like YOU to yell impotently at people without any proof?

In my humble opinion, it means that either said Omnipotent being does not actually care about the private sex lives of us barely-sapient apes on a random mud ball in the middle of nowhere, or said Omnipotent being simply does not exist.

Professor Michael Dargaville #crackpot #ufo #magick

I have been a direct contactee of the Galactic Federation for thirty years.

Yes, and I have over two dozen Star Trek Online player characters at this point from playing for over 15 years, of which “only” 2/3 are Starfleet captains. The others are Klingon Empire warriors, Romulan survivors, and one badass Jem’Hadar Honored Elder. And I even have some backstories and such written down for most of them and their vessels. Regardless, you don’t see me constantly bragging about my RP characters…

David J Stewart #fundie #sexist #crackpot

DJS, you unrepentantly molested an underage girl and thus destroyed your own marriage over it. You are in NO position to EVER lecture anyone about either virtue or how to sustain marriages.

Geoffrey Grider #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy

I mean, I cannot help but agree 100% with what he said about the Golden Trump…

Ben Garrison #conspiracy

So people this detached from reality make up the majority of MAGA. That sadly makes a lot of sense.

I could write a book listing the reasons why the landings could have been faked

Then by all means, why don’t you?

John C. Wright #conspiracy

Human beings get tired after a while. Devils have unnatural endurance. Devils never sleep.

Hmm, well then Trump cannot be devil-possesed either I guess. Agent Orange sleeps a lot more than the average human… Though Trumigula being such an embodiment of Vice while just a mortal is actually more terrifying that while being a demon…

Paul Bury #fundie #conspiracy #wingnut #biphobia #homophobia

@TheKingOfRhye #255362

he’s just mad that a game acknowledges that same-sex relationships are a thing that exists????

That’s pretty much fundies like Paul Buggery in a nutshell; “feeling opressed by the mere existence of others”.

Lothlorian Magick #magick #ufo #mammon

SUPREME WEALTH & POWER

I don’t care much for either of those, tbh. And even so, if you want infinite wealth and power, you won’t ever be statisified to begin with.

So unless your summoned "COSMIC Genie” can grant me eternal love with my perfect soulmate or Isekai me to a better world or something, color me uninterested.

Hell, Isekai me to a fantasy world WITH a devoted cosmic genie as an eternal soulmate sound pretty good, ngl…

Paul Bury #fundie #conspiracy #wingnut #biphobia #homophobia

@Anon-e-moose #255326

…but hey III: if you don’t like that there’s another for the Switch.

God - in the form of ‘Arceus’ - is captured in a little ball by the protags of the Pokémon games and forced to fight for them.

Alex Jones #psycho

@Anon-e-moose #255245

Smithers: I'm afraid we have a bad image, sir. Market research shows people see you as something of an ogre.
Mr. Burns: I ought to club them and eat their bones!

You think you’re the big bad giant, Alex Jones? Well, you just proved that the bigger they are the harder they fall…

Sebastian Gorka #wingnut #crackpot

Doesn’t MAGA care more about Hamberders anyway?

Also, some of us prefer to live healthier than eating double cheeseburgers each day.

Amandaslimelifecorner #homophobia #transphobia

I am cis and straight. I also support the entire LGBTQIA+ spectrum. Why? Because I both have this thing called empathy and I understand that whatever other people identify as is none of my goddamn business.

Steven Roth #elitist #mammon #wingnut

philanthropists

If they really were actual philanthropists, they wouldn’t mind being taxed so the less fortunate could live at all…

“They are at the top of the great American economic pyramid for a reason. They should be praised and thanked.”

Quite the opposite. It’s exactly because of them needlessly hoarding all the wealth and resources at the cost of everyone else that makes them parasites that should be excised from a civilized society.

PITT Parents #pratt #quack #sexist #transphobia

More bad poetry that would make Vogons blush…

Anon #sexist #crackpot

@TheKingOfRhye #255045

I’ve enjoyed the occasional pornographic arts (in a variety of forms) since I first developed my sexuality in my later teenage years. Despite that and some niche fetishes I’ve enjoyed that way, I haven’t felt “icky” or “shameful” at all. The closest I’ve ever felt to shame in that regard was if the smut in question was simply worse than my usual standards allow.

Besides, for some people pornography is simply the easiest and most practical and healthiest way to blow of steam anyway.

Looker for truth #conspiracy #racist

Looker for Lies: EVERYONE and EVERYTHING is an evil Jew except ME!!!

BasedBarbie #sexist #psycho

@Anon-e-moose #254887

That’s actually similar to the Qunari of Dragon Age. Same three and equal “castes” (Body, Mind, and Soul of their society). And what caste you are put into is not determined by your birth, but by your aptitudes as a child.

On a relevant side note, despite their flaws, the Qunari are the least bigoted faction in all of Thedas. Gender, sexual orientation, skin color, race, etc… As long as you do your assigned role without complaining, ALL are equal under the Qun. Indeed, a mere baker who does his job exceptionally well receives more respect and standing in the Qun than a general who is merely average.

jigsawjj #transphobia

I carry the corpse of my son, the son he once was. Geeky, funny, talented. He could build anything

…I REALLY hope you’re speaking metaphorically here. Even though treating your daughter as if she was dead is only marginally better than actually murdering her.

Looker for truth #wingnut #psycho #racist #conspiracy

And if I had such power (like the Infinity Guantlet or The Almighty or the Super Dragon Balls or any other omnipotence) at my fingertips, I wouldn’t even kill a fly with it, let alone my “enemies”. Sure, I might humiliate them and take their “power” away from them so they cannot ever harm anyone anymore, and maybe I’d take some sadistic pleasure in that, but I certainly wouldn’t murder en masse or even lobotomize or cripple them or anything. It’s because I both have moral standards, and because I don’t want to be as bad as my enemies are.

Olivia (Happy Now Olivia!) #crackpot #psycho #god-complex #fundie

Declan Finn #wingnut #dunning-kruger

@Skide #254495

I’m not yet fully sure if the recent white house shooting was staged, but that this point more and more evidence does point towards the previous one (at the Trump rally) being staged. So I wouldn’t put it past Agent Orange to try so again…

Olivia (Happy Now Olivia!) #crackpot #fundie #psycho #god-complex

@Skide #254565

Agreed. And it makes me wonder if she should still be quoted here, as she is genuinely mentally ill and needs professional help.

Geoffrey Grider #fundie #homophobia #wingnut #conspiracy

Thebushwhacker77 #homophobia #interphobia #transphobia

@Anon-e-moose #254525

What about men who play as female characters in games?

Guilty as charged. While I play male and female characters somewhat equally, I often switch them up both for diversity’s sake on replays, and because, well, if I have to look at an ass on screen all the time, I might as well make it a fine ass.

…That last one is a joke, btw, I’m not sexist. Plus, I try to make both my male and female customizable characters attractive.

The only things that I don’t often change on replays are my romance options or my characters’ morality choices.

Joseph Plumb #wingnut

…So you’d rather have an economic recession, a police state, global wars, corruption at the highest levels, and fucked up international relations, ALL which could have been avoided, JUST because you think Harris has an annoying laugh!?

Dan Smith #fundie

11 Facts that disprove Evolution

…“facts”, you keep using that word. I don’t think it means what you think it does.

Rev. Joel Webbon #wingnut #racist

@Anon-e-moose #254400

“Humans are the real monsters”

EDIT: To be clear, I “like” this trope more because of the Realism-Induced Horror one, not out of any genuine misanthropy.

Claudia Hernandez #fundie #psycho

being prosecuted over her faith.

Well, by that logic I can argue that if she doesn’t get sentenced MY faith in justice will be persecuted against…