Timjer

@Timjer

beyond repair #conspiracy #wingnut

...why is porn so easy available across the West?

Only in the west? Hentai would like a word with you…

Kryon of the Magnetic Service via Lee Carroll #crackpot #ufo #magick #quack

To be fair, even if you need a tiny amount of external energy to start a perpetual motion machine, it still would count as one as long as it can keep running indefinitely afterwards. Though I HIGHLY doubt that was what said “plans” meant.

On a side note, I remember during a physics class that our teacher once explained the concept of the perpetuum mobile. A classmate then proceeded to ask if such athing actually existed. I had to carefully (as in, I tried not to be condescending) explain to her why that simply couldn’t be.

Ignoring the fact that a perpetual motion machine by definition breaks the most basic first law of thermodynamics (energy and matter cannot be created nor destroyed, only converted), you’d think that if someone were to somehow invent one they’d be rich and famous beyond belief and it would make all nuclear power plants (already controversial enough) obsolete and it brings technology to a new golden age…

Father Dominic Valanmahal #ableist #crackpot #fundie #homophobia #kinkshaming #quack

The priest has also claimed he “cured” children of autism with the power of Jesus.

I really hope he just means yelling “the Power of Christ compels you!” while pointing a crucifix at them. Because I don’t want to imagine what constitutes as “curing”(*) with religious nutjobs like this.

(*)like beating and torturing the poor kids in the name of Jesus…

Well, f*ck you too then, you douchenozzle!

Signed, an aspie who’s probably a faaaaaaar more humane and decent person than you.

P.S.: I wish I had a partner with whom I could do it “like animals” in bed. “If you’re doing it clean, you’re not doing it right” or something like that.

Wayne Allyn Root #fundie #wingnut

The latest Rasmussen poll shows former President Donald J. Trump beating Biden by a 10-point landslide and beating Kamala Harris by 13 points.

You know, at this point I’m starting to think WAR isn’t lying… He’s actually transmitting from Bizarro World all along! You know, the place where Jesus was crucified upside-down, where it IS possible to kill baby Hitler through time travel, where Mass Effect 3’s ending was the greatest thing ever, where Digimon is the more well-known Juggernaut instead of Pokémon, where Elvis never died and never will, where One Piece ended after just one year, where North Korea willingly fused with South Korea, where the MCU failed and the DCEU thrived, where EA was voted “most beloved company in the world”, where the French have a reputation of courageous warriors, and where they speak french in Flanders and dutch in Wales!

Phil Falco #wingnut

Please… Trump is not nearly important enough to martyr through crucifixion. Locked up in some deep, dark hole to be forgotten and humiliated like the disgusting orange maggot he is? Sure! But crucifying him is giving him too much credit.

Ivo of Vega via Sharon Stewart #crackpot #ufo #magick #conspiracy

I love being from Vega, a Vegan consciousness.
I love being […] a Vegan.

Oh, you’re one of those people. Hey, if you don’t eat meat and dairy and such, good for you. But don’t act all high-and-mighty like doing so ascends you to a higher plane of existence like you were Dr. Daniel Jackson from Stargate…

You would be stopped from ascending at all, because a bio-bot cannot ascend, and that is what you would then become – a bio robotic.

Ignoring the fact that “bio-bots” are kinda not a thing, joke’s on you! The Asurans from Stargate and Commander Shepard (ME3’s Control ending) would greatly disagree that synthetic creatures cannot “ascend”. If anything digitizing one’s consciousness and uploading it into cyberspace is likely the most realistic way to achieve “ascenscion”.

Armando Galván #fundie #conspiracy

Pretty sure the Bible does not mention you either, Armando Galván. So does that mean that you don’t exist? Are you just a figment of our collective unconscious? Or are you Satan, the Great Deciever, in disguise?

buci2003 #sexist

Fuck this world, I truly hope it burns.

Glad to know you incels are just as evil as the Joker (without the humor) and have no shred of humanity left.

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #fundie #wingnut

As first responders, many have seen the carnage up close and personal. They see the vaccine-injured every day in the emergency room

We must be talking about different first responders then. Because what I heard all of them are saying “Get f*cking vaccinated already!!”

…Oh, wait, it’s the guy who’s at WAR with reality again.

Paul Bury #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy

demand we never talk about politics.

You claim to be a video game review website (however shitty it may be), you’re not supposed to talk about politics!

We kept as much politics out as often as possible. In fact the 2020 Presidential Election is the first time we ever endorsed a candidate running for office.

Didn’t realize a known adulterer and sexist, greedy, lying, & blaspheming reality star was “family friendly”…

When video game developers are promoting radical far left political ideas

LIKE WHAT!? That diversity exists IRL? The horror!

Arlo Calles #fundie #conspiracy

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #fundie #pratt #wingnut

@SpukiKitty02 #101206

That poor Big Mac… It’ll get heartburn or something from eating something so unhealthy.

Also, the reference was from a Simpsons episode, “Bart vs. Australia”.

arescel #sexist

@Skyknight #101171

Considering Ares was probably one of the more “chadlike” Greek Gods, it seems to me that, like usual, incels have no idea what they’re saying. Especially considering I still can’t figure out if they despise or worship “chad”. And wether or not Aphrodite’s open marriage with Hepheastus would be celebrated or reviled by incels.

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #fundie #pratt #wingnut

Anyone who refuses to take a (tested) vaccine these days (or, rather, for ever since they were invented) deserves all that misery and more. It’s not being smart or courageous, it’s being stupid and selfish.

arescel #sexist

@Malingspann #101163

Yeah, but arsecel(*) here is slightly more blatant about it IMO.

(*)No joke, I genuinely read arescel as arsecel the first time.

Tony Lovasco #dunning-kruger #crackpot

"It's quite possible to point out that neither Lincoln nor Lee were good people deserving of honor"

Suuuuuurrreeeee. Because trying to abolish slavery (one of the worst kinds of evil) is just as reprehensible, if not more so, than starting a civil war over the privelige to own other people as property… /s

Seriously, do these nutjobs even hear themselves talk?

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #fundie #wingnut

@SpukiKitty02 #101095

Exactly. As I said before, that scene from the “American Gods” tv series (based on Neil Gaiman’s awesome novel) where the actual biblical Jesus manifests to save the lives of drowning Mexican immigrants only to be brutally perforated by some redneck militia(*) sums it all up for me.

These idiots wouldn’t recognize their supposed true messiah even if he kissed them on the mouth…

(*)At least he ressurects later on.

The Radical Communist Takeover of Our Country: America is Finished

Let me guess, by “communist”, WAR here means “anything and everything more left than Rupert Murdoch”, right?

jeeperspeepersyo #crackpot #sexist #transphobia

…I have no idea where you got your “info” from (that all straight men prefer women with penises), and I don’t want to know either (though I suspect it’s niche porn), but methinks that you may want to question your own sexuality first. Especially if everything appears phallic to you.

Also, I may not speak for all men either, but I do prefer a vagina and large breasts over a penis with a woman, thank you very much.

Snarky McAllister #crackpot #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

ROTHSCHILD SPERM GUN!

…Well, that isn’t a term I expected nor wanted to hear shortly before going to bed.

UMBRELLA CORPORATION IS REAL! THEY WANT TO TURN US INTO ROBOTS!

Actually, Umbrella turns people into ZOMBIES, not robots. Get your facts straight.

Darren J. Beattie #pratt #racist #sexist #wingnut

China bans any video game with
* Any non-gender conforming character
* Any gay relationship
* Effeminate men
* Any game where you have to make moral choices between good/bad
"If regulators can’t tell the character’s gender immediately, the setting of the characters could be considered problematic and red flags will be raised.”
China is serious about its culture war.

…Man, China sucks! What’s next? They’re going to ban everything that makes people happy up until they outlaw happiness and smiles itself?

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #fundie #wingnut

Alarming_Draw #sexist #wingnut

So it turns out the new Bond film, partly written by a man hating feminist, is basically a nearly three hour long film of apologising for being male...

I haven’t seen the film myself yet. But somehow I’m taking that all with a mountain heap of salt.

Roger Sanderson #crackpot

You know, with all this “Trump is (a) God” speeches, I’m semi-seriously starting to expect Trump so give a typical “A God Am I”/”Godhood seeker” speech on TV and have his countless “Christian” followers cheer him on…

Trump: No one stands on the top of the world. Not you, not me, not even god, but the unbearable vacancy of the throne in the sky is over. From now on, I will stand atop Heaven.

Trump: Beg that I succeed, for I have seen the throne of god, and it was empty.

or even

Trump: My form is justice. And my form is the world. Worship me. Give praise unto me. Me, the beautiful, the sublime...Me, the invincible, the almighty and divine...All hail Trump.

…What?

I had a vision that Trump kissed me.

Sounds more like a nightmare to me…

When he pulled away, my lips tasted blood.

Ah! Trump’s a daywalking Vampire confirmed!!

Makia Freeman/Dr. Carrie Madej #crackpot #conspiracy #quack #wingnut #dunning-kruger

“Dr.” Carrie Madej: No, I must kill the parasites!
Me: No, Carrie, you are the parasites. And then Carrie was a zombie

…Neither Marvel’s “Venom”, nor John Carpenter’s “The Thing”, nor Bungie’s “Halo” (through the Flood parasite) are documentaries, OP.

Dean Marroni #fundie

You know, OP, science is not born out of people hating and attempting to discredit god. In fact, lots of scientists are/were religious people themselves. Can you not see that those scientists are using science to try and understand god and its creations?

I’m an an atheist and even I think science and religion can coexist, so why can’t you?

Bastethotep has lost his grandfather #announcement

Sorry for being late with this. My condolences, Bastethotep. I also lost my grandfather a few years ago. While we weren’t that close (his increasing dementia in his later years made it harder to connect) I certainly was quite shocked at the news. It was the first relative I’ve ever experienced losing, after all.

What I’m trying to say is that I can imagine how bad it feels, especially if you were closer than we were.

Ray Comfort #fundie

What @Conscience #100746 said. I cannot overstate how many middle fingers I’m holding up for Bananaman here.

F*ck this douche. Saying cancer patients deserve what’s coming to them and that it’s sinful to try and help them.

Who needs stereotypical satanists when you have Christians like Ray Comfort, eh? He’s turning more people away from Christianity than atheism ever could.

If Cancer is the chastening tool of God, then-

-then god deserves an ass-kicking so hard that Lucifer will feel it. Like how Kratos beat up Zeus. Or Asura beat up Chakravartin. Or Vegeto beat up Zamasu. Or Meliodas and Zeldris beat up the Supreme Deity. Or Doomguy beat up Davoth.

Eh, I think I’ve made my point.

Phishhed44 #crackpot #conspiracy

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #fundie #wingnut

We have suicide bombers in the White House.

…Since f*cking when!?

Oh, wait, it’s WAR again. Still utterly divorced from reality, I see? Did the judge not give you custody over all her possessions, WAR? I can imagine it was quite the fight, considering how you despite her…

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #fundie #wingnut

The bad news is that the country is on fire, thanks to the brain-dead, feeble, old man with dementia (aka Ex-President Donald Trump).

There, fixed it for ya!

@Julio_Vichon , @CAMOKAT6 , @TomasTorrens10 & @Littlegoblin17 #transphobia #pratt

At least the zodiac is based on things that exist

So, genders don’t exist? Does that mean that I am not a cis male but rather… Uhm, yeah I got nothing. This makes no sense.

Martín #fundie #conspiracy

All of it comes from the father of lies

Trump?

In all seriousness, I agree that liars are some of the biggest blights on humanity(*). However, the real liars are not who you think they are, OP.

(*)As a very honest person myself (though I’m not above using exact words), I despise dishonest people immensely. Lying for no (good) reason only causes more harm than good. I know there’s the occasional “good lie”, and I don’t hate those, but IMO a lot of problems in this world can be traced back to a lie or dishonesty and falsehoods in general. Hell, even the bible says not to bear “false witnesses”, does it not? Yet a lot of religious folk conveniently ignore that…

Various TERFs #pratt #sexist #transphobia

…What about the numerous female teachers who preyed upon underage male students? Or are you going to twist that somehow to suit your own bigotry?

Toráh en España #fundie #conspiracy

But, religion is also based solely on Pure Faith. So either Science is as valid as your religious beliefs, or your religious beliefs are as invalid as science. You can’t have it any other way like this.

You really didn’t think this through, did you?

But seriously, science is not a religion. It’s based upon observing the cold, hard facts of reality. It does not need faith to function.

DissidentMama #homophobia #wingnut #conspiracy

…Or, you know, you bigots could just admit you were wrong all along and capitulate. That would make peace.

David Icke #crackpot #conspiracy #homophobia #transphobia #kinkshaming #quack #dunning-kruger

@kuyohashi #100365

To be fair, methinks most fundies operate on such inane logic than even good ol’ Herma Mora would have difficult comprehending it. And some might be so depraved that even Sanguine or Molag Bal would be disturbed…

I need to stop playing Skyrim for a while

Might I suggest Dragon Age to scratch that itch? Recently decided to give the series a try for the first time, and it’s better than I expected.

Gr8Believer #fundie #conspiracy

Kerry Cassidy #conspiracy #wingnut #fundie

@kuyohashi #100171

I have to say, from a purely scientific point of view, the behavior, culture, and deluded mentality of StormTrumpers would be quite interesting if it wasn’t so goddamn scary and depressing.

After all, these aren’t just the ramblings of a single mental patient or an isulated cult. These are the delusions of thousands of free and powerful people (enough to attempt a coup) across one of the world’s biggest superpowers!

Jack Preston King #fundie #conspiracy

What is it with these fundies and their obsession with proving that giants are/were real!? Are they all closeted macrophiles or something!? Do they think that Attack on Titan is a documentary?

This is hardly the first time one of them has insisted that giants existed…

Dixy #fundie #conspiracy

But Bible came first!

Bible was written by humans. Obviously, humans had by that point already evolved from early hominids. Who in turn had already evolved from single celled organisms in the primordial soup, which in turn had formed out of the stellar dust that became earth.

So, yeah, it seems to me that all that “science stuff” came first…

If you're a tinny thing in middle of space

Uhm, pretty sure I’m not made of metal. Unless someone replaced me with a robot (made by SCIENCE) without my knowledge…

J973 #sexist

unborn babies

…Are not a thing! It’s like saying an “teenage elderly” or something, how hard is that to get!? If it’s viable for (legal) abortion, it is not yet a baby and neither is it aware or truly alive yet.

Early enough abortions are hardly different than wearing a condom…

anonymous #fundie #wingnut

@Zinnia #99971

You know, normally I’d agree with you. Trump is too transparent in his evil and too dumb and not charismatic enough to be a proper incarnation of evil… Except for the fact that despite all that, Trump still has thousands of mindless followers who would quite literally jump into hell on his command, all under the delusion that he is the Messiah.