checkmate

@checkmate

Alex M. Vikoulov #crackpot #god-complex

I wonder what he’s gonna do with all the money from the Nobel Prize he’ll be winning for solving the “Theory of Everything”. He’ll be a household name like Einstein. Ohh, I can’t wait.

Kuachua Brillion Xiong #conspiracy #crackpot #god-complex #fundie #psycho

Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg

Huh? Zuckerberg? That asshole has done more to push Trump’s agenda and Covid lies than anybody else around. You’d think the nutjobs would want to give him a medal, not shoot him.

Prussian Society of America #sexist #psycho #conspiracy #wingnut

What does any of this have to do with Prussia?

Ron Johnson #conspiracy

they pointed to a policy in one country, Australia that requires residents returning from international travel to spend time in quarantine facilities.

Yup, just like most other countries including almost all of Europe at the moment. And the “quarantine facilities” are their homes.

Matt Barber #homophobia #transphobia #fundie #conspiracy

the biblical worldview

I love it how they take a catchphrase that could actually be positive (“love they neighbor”, etc.) and use it to describe Isis/Tabliban style hate and oppression.

“Buhu, they won’t let us hound, slander, defame, damn, and ostracize people and all we’re doing is being biblical.”

Prussian Society of America #dunning-kruger #wingnut #quack #pratt #sexist

God Forbid, if I were living somewhere in Europe right now, even if there was a Law or Mandate, I would still not be wearing masks, even if it meant my death over it.

What the fuck kind of Prussian are you? One of the most important traditional Prussian values was obedience towards authority. As a good Prussian of yesteryear, you couldn’t pick and choose when you wanted to be obedient and when not. In the good ol’ Prussia you want to restore, you’d have been taken out and shot. Good thing for you your dream version of Prussia doesn’t exist anymore, if it ever did, which I seriously doubt.

Sixgun1977 #wingnut

Jerry Derecha/Adrenogate #crackpot #conspiracy #magick #ufo

Mike Kennedy #crackpot #pratt #wingnut

How do they think this stuff up?

It's like saying “you can’t fly from NY to LA because the purpose of flighing airplanes is to crash and kill everybody.”

Wayne Allyn Root #fundie #wingnut

u morons

Give us a call when your kid contracts polio.

Lance Welton #transphobia

No society should allow madmen … to dictate its social policies

So a good portion of Republican lawmakers should not be allowed to vote in congress? Ok. You said it.

Dr. James David Manning #crackpot #fundie

A very fundie submission to FSTDT indeed.

quora user #conspiracy #crackpot #wingnut

All those pesky communist capitalists. What to do? What to do?

Arlo Calles #fundie #conspiracy

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene #conspiracy #wingnut

Wow!

When you get elected to congress, you automatically become an expert in economics, international relations (unused in the US), agriculture, medicine, engineering, infrastructure, military tactics, natural sciences, and human relations, even if you can’t count to three without outside help.

Amazing! Who would have known?

Harmonica #wingnut #racist #transphobia #sexist

In a Free Dixie, all men will be required to attend class in at least a collared shirt, closed-toed shoes, long pants, and a belt. A tie will be strongly encouraged. Women will be expected to dress modestly. Violators will not be allowed to attend class until they are properly dressed

So I assume “free” is a relative term.

And as for the rest, go ahead and do it and then watch the world rush past you in every aspect.

Thomas Horn #fundie #conspiracy

Behold, I show you a mystery: Thomas Horn’s first grade graduation certificate.

Tucker Carlson #crackpot #wingnut

I really don’t get why people like him do this. Cui bono?

Candace Owens #conspiracy

Wow! This is with certainty the “fundiest” of all “fundie” quotes I’ve ever seen. Thank you for submitting this. Pure extremism.

Charlie Kirk #conspiracy #fundie #transphobia #wingnut

Liz Wheeler #conspiracy #fundie #wingnut #mammon

Ken Ham #fundie #crackpot #dunning-kruger

Well, Genesis 1:31 tells us God’s original creation was “very good.”

Right!

But who gives a shit what Genesis says?

Laura Van Tyne #crackpot #wingnut #magick #ufo #conspiracy

Prussian Society of America #racist

Why is this guy who wants the resurgence of Prussia so worried about America? Could it be that he’s just an American far-right crackpot who doesn’t know shit about Germany or Prussia or Europe in general and probably doesn’t even speak German?

Yup, that’s my guess.

LockdownIsLame #dunning-kruger #wingnut #senpai_noticed_us

This person should fly to Europe some time. He/she wouldn’t make it out of the airport terminal without having a heart attack due to the normal magazine covers at the first best newsstand. Then take a walk through any large city park in the summer. Or watch television for 10 minutes. He/she would faint.

I remember a discussion once about the “birds & bees” story for kids. One girl in attendance came from a farm and she said the last thing you have to explain to a kid who grew up on a farm or the countryside is the “birds & bees”.

Lavern Spicer #conspiracy #dunning-kruger #quack

If you rearrange the letters of “god” you get “dog”. So what?

Flyingclaydisk #conspiracy #quack

Even a caveman could figure this out!

Would that be the same caveman who thinks the world is flat and fears comets as messengers of doom?

Toráh en España #fundie

Trilby Smith #conspiracy #quack

Polio sounds like polo and you play that with horses, so it’s just a load of manure, not a disease, right?

Measles? Weasles!

Pneumonia = Nymphomania, so go get screwed all you medical “experts” who wasted years at medical school.

Aids = braids, and lots of cute girls have them.

It’s all just bull. All you need is a daily glass of prune juice.

stolenrange #moonbat #sexist

Pisstoire #racist

Right!

Who cares about the past?!

Oh, but “Remember the Alamo” and “The Confederacy Lives!” etc. are important!

chad kincham #conspiracy #quack #pratt

A Nobel prize winning virologist predicts mass deaths within 2 years among those vaxxed.

Name of the Nobel prize winning virologist and a citation of the publication in which he wrote his prediction please.
Btw, I predict mass deaths among all over 90 year olds globally in the coming year. Compared to 20 year olds in the same time period, unproportional numbers of them are going to croak. You may quote me.

Ray Comfort #crackpot #fundie

daily reading of the Bible

Behold, you are beautiful, my love,
behold, you are beautiful! …

Your lips are like a scarlet thread,
and your mouth is lovely. …

Your two breasts are like two fawns,
twins of a gazelle,
that graze among the lilies.

(from Song of Solomon, 4)

Wouldn’t miss it for the world. Who needs 100 meals when you can read about beautiful breasts in the Bible?

@FBIISMAFIA #fundie #transphobia

God is sending his son Jesus Christ soon.

Right!

But I’m pretty sure we’ll have global CO2 neutrality first, and we know we won’t be getting that for an eternity, so don’t hold your breath.

Mike Adams #conspiracy #fundie #quack #wingnut

Covid vaccines contain instructions for the body to manufacture spike protein nanoparticles.

And you know this how?

But fear not! The instructions contained in the vaccines are all in German and American bodies can’t read them, so the instructions don’t get followed. You’re safe. Unless your body learns German. Then you’re totally screwed.

Candace Owens #conspiracy #fundie #racist #wingnut

Right!

Because looking at a house that’s under construction is a capital offence, while shooting unarmed people at a demonstration makes you a hero.

God bless America!

Prussian Society of America #wingnut #sexist #wingnut #crackpot

Christians are the ones who believe in “fighting with love” along with “loving their enemies” and that “love conquers all”
Ideas which we consider abominable and disgraceful

And what exactly does any of this have to do with Prussia? Sounds more like Himmler’s vision of the III. Reich, and that had nothing to do with Prussia.

Neil Kumar #wingnut #sexist #racist #homophobia #transphobia #conspiracy

Preserve Our Heritage

Our? Define “we”. Who are “we”?

Polish ultra-nationalists #racist #wingnut

@JeanP #103725

I remember in Germany shortly after the wall fell, I knew an East German who was ranting about the SED (Communist party in the DDR) all being a Jewish thing, citing the names of three prominent Communist politicians. Three. Only three. Atheist Jewish politicians, i.e. Jewish by heritage alone. For him, the fact that three prominent Communists had Jewish heritage made the whole of East German Communism and everything it entailed a Jewish thing, conveniently ignoring the other few thousand top Communists who weren’t Jewish.

And the best part was that at least one of the people he was ranting about, Schalck-Golodkowski, wasn’t even Jewish.

Zionists are the enemies of Poland!

Jews currently make up less than 0.08% of Poland’s population. A formidable enemy!

Btw, I wonder what would happen if a large group of Polish Jews got together at a demonstration and started shouting “Death to Slavic Christians!!”

Prussian Society of America #conspiracy #psycho

That was a month ago and guess what happened as far as the feared “radicalization” is concerned: nothing.

Btw, why doesn’t the OP quote sources in German? Is it possible he/she/it can’t read German?

Benjamin Lee Ross #crackpot #conspiracy #magick #ufo #quack

I won’t be waiting for the movie. The story line is too weak.

Tom/Montalk.net #crackpot #ufo #magick #dunning-kruger

Naveen #fundie

Etienne Charland, Emergence Guardian #crackpot #quack #ufo #magick #conspiracy

That parasite is a cyborg, 38% alive 62% AI.

Oh, you had the deluxe version. Usually it’s 45,6% alive and only 54,4% AI. You had luck.

Robert Cornell #racist

BasedNRedpilled51 #fundie

I support all types of slavery

Ok, so you wouldn’t object if I came to your house and dragged you and your family away in chains, forcing all of you to work for me until you drop dead. And I'd sell your children. Cheap.

Or what if a cruise ship docked in the Caribbean were boarded and all the rich white folks were shipped of to Nigeria and the Congo to be sold as slaves for hard manual labor? You accept that, right?

Lots of lilly white slaves being owned by black masters. Yup, it’s goona be good this time around.

Anonymoose #conspiracy

lock you out of your phone for wrong think the day after that.

And then they put a whoopee cushion on your chair. Oh cruel world!

Cameron Day #crackpot #ufo #magick

Imagine hundreds and thousands of people all over the planet piercing the dark control grid and conducting a Cosmic Flush directly into the planet's core

Sounds kinda kinky.

Prussian Society of America #sexist

Isn’t it interesting how “Prussian” politics seem to mirror contemporary conservative American politics? Gee, I wonder why. Hmm.