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Padraig Martin #racist #wingnut #fundie #dunning-kruger

It's refreshing to see a Confederacy slave apologist being so honest about what a terrible person they are.

Few counterpoints:
1. Slavery was never "needed" for the South. Sure the slave owners wouldn't have been as wealthy if they had to pay employees, but that's hardly "necessary."
2. Sure, the Bible advocates for slavery. And a bunch of other utterly barbaric practices. Using the Bible as a defense fails though, if people not only say the endorsement is still monstrous, but they don't believe in your god.
3. Just because you can (often falsely) find some good things about something terrible doesn't mean the event, things surrounding it, and people responsible for the event aren't all terrible. We we found out today that harvesting and eating racists' brain matter could cure cancer, if we actually went about and did that it'd be abhorrent. Even though it would have at least two beneficial outcomes/effects (less racists/curing cancer).
4. Slavery, it's defense, and the mentality that a group of people are inferior and deserve to be owned as property is terrible and the South should acknowledge it was shit. And try to do better. I'm certainly not saying everyone needs to feel guilty about things they haven't done or didn't affect (like if your family came to the States long after the Civil War) but going "Oh, those people were terrible. Let's not be terrible" is a way to get on track.

unnamed patient #quack #pratt

Those freaking Nurgle worshipping twits are just so gung-ho about bringing back plagues and keeping the ones we have from going away.

Disciple AJ #fundie

Or, maybe the reason humanity had been spiritual is that people are happy to assign answers to unknowns?

Think of how many deities are in charge of perfectly natural, but hard to explain (without the proper instruments) phenomenon. Lightning, thunder, storms, seasons, wind, day, night, the sun and other celestial bodies, sexual dimorphism, and so many other things are either directly controlled by gods, ARE the gods, or were the work of gods.

All you're doing is saying "They're wrong, I'm right, there is a massive conspiracy, and everyone against me is either in on it or duped." Your particular deity's existence is as weak as any other god, you're not special.

Indian in the Machine #crackpot #wingnut #conspiracy #fundie

... Honestly? Aside from the second to last paragraph (and even that us super tame by fundie standards) everything said makes sense.

Delusionally claiming to be a nation's sovereign and issuing loony dictates that cause your followers strife is terrible behavior. Calling someone out on that is pretty much this site's bread and butter.

dasho #wingnut #homophobia #enbyphobia #transphobia #dunning-kruger

I wonder if this fuckwit has the capacity to see that, even if this is the "best time for LGBT folk" to be alive, the fact that people like Abbot, DeSantis, McConnell, Trump, etc. are actively campaigning to make those lives worse?

What they said in no way refutes the previous poster, because the crazy beast puppetering the Republican Party's corpse is virulently anti-LGBT... and anti-general welfare for everyone. Honestly. It's been taken over by a mix of Y'All Qaeda and generally corrupt plutocrats like an ant taken over by Ophiocordyceps unilateralis.

Various commenters #wingnut

"This is one of their most effective manipulative arguments because pro-lifers fail to respond properly."

I mean, when your general responses are "Fuck those sluts, abortion is murder, and helping people is stupid communism" it says less about the opponents and more about you.

You want to atop abortion but don't want to do anything other than say "We banned abortion!" No treating the underlying issues on why a woman would be compelled to go through something like that, just aggressive assholishness.

Benjamin Fulford #crackpot #conspiracy #racist #wingnut #fundie

You'd honestly have an easier time convincing me that Shinzo Abe was involved with Konami and the ancient society finally found out he was involved with that Yata-Lock in Yu-Gi-Oh, besmirching the name Yatagarasu forever.

Bennett Lee Ross #crackpot #ufo #magick #conspiracy #wingnut

... Devil's advocate, if this spew of stupid word salad nonsense was true...

These evil entities have got it down PAT. Gary Oldman, Tim Roth, Donnie Yen, Jackie Chan, Michael Jai White, Weird AL, Dave Grohl, etc... these soul harvesting AI's have got some freaking gems on their record.

Lori Alexander #fundie #sexist

Jesus also says if your eye causes you to sin to pluck it out. And if your had does, chop it off.

I don't see that happening, cowards

SwordfishNo4689 #homophobia

So gays have always existed and deserve respect.

But not enough respect to let kids know that that respectable thing that has always existed is normal, or get married for the various benefits it gives.

So they deserve respect, but not enough to be considered an equal person.

Cool buddy.
Fuckwit.

N. Morgan/Q #fundie #ufo #magick #wingnut #conspiracy

Dissident Mama #wingnut #transphobia #sexist #homophobia #enbyphobia #dunning-kruger #pratt

I mean, I'd personally like a singular neutral pronoun to be accepted that sounds fine. Of course, that's mostly just because it looks a bit off when typed out to me, especially if used in quick succession.

That being said my personal quirks for word usage doesn't mean people can't do things that, as others have pointed out, are still perfectly grammatically correct.

Amitakh Stanford #ufo #wingnut #conspiracy #quack

So these aliens went "Hm. I'm already zipping around the cosmos. There is this big incinerator I could use that has a massive gravitational pull. I can just fling this crap at it, and it'll be gobbled up and broken down by a giant atom smashing machine. Nah, fuck that, I'll just dump it here."

I like how these aliens are apparently as lazy as casually destructive Earthling industrialists. I hope they got fined by Space OSHA or the Space EPA at least.

Thanh Ha #fundie #psycho

Bennett Lee Ross #crackpot #conspiracy #ufo #magick #fundie

I'll just poke fun at a few highlights.

"The sun is small and near
It never goes down it only goes out of view" :: if that was anything close to being true, the sun would never set, it's shape would distort, and getting higher (like in a plane) would reveal more of the sun.

"Mt Rushmore is said to be built by a father and his son
Swinging down on ropes
Using dynamite and a hammer and chisel

The masses believe this without question." :: What? What Bizzaro world are you from? Who even makes that claim?

"Native traditions insist that there used to be 6 or 7 faces
They were called the 7 Grandfathers" :: No. The site was called thr Six Grandfathers and it wasn't because there were faces. We can verify this because we have pictures of it before the construction you cretin.

Jeez this guy is a twit.

stonetoss #wingnut #racist

I'm sure this fuckwit thinks that lying to a dying person, then going on to take a huge steaming shit on the dead person's ideals, the rule of law, court precedent, human rights, and ethical conduct in general is a great "got 'em!" joke.

Of course a joke being "Haha, that person is terrible" shouldn't really be for the side you endorse, but no one ever said Stonetoss was a clever comic. Or clever in general. Or good at making comics.

Jerry Derecha/Adrenogate #crackpot #ufo #conspiracy #wingnut

I think my favorite thing about these sort of people, be they trolls, idiots, or legit crazy, is how they just completely lack any real awareness.

"This one flat Earth map is obviously wrong because of so many reasons. I think this even less viable, completely unverifiable (by me at least), pile of slop I call an idea is right. And I am convinced that the evil others know it too because a super simple design (a circle with a bit of v shaped deformation) is something I can see everywhere. And because circles, V's, and loosely combined combinations of both are super common, I must be right!"

JonathanTookerFan #conspiracy #sexist

Well, you're missing one other option for the man that doesn't cry. He fails about, hurts himself, possibly others in his misguided rage.

But really, it is a more modern thing. Jesus wept. Heroes of all cultures were fine with crying, like Achilles, for one.

Fuckwits saying "Don't show any emotion no matter what." Are toxic, it's a bad sort of mentality to foster.

Lila Rose #wingnut

"That makes my position look oppressive and insane. You must be lying, cause otherwise I'm a terrible person!"
Lila Rose and terrible people like her.

Etienne Charland the Emergence Guardian #crackpot #homophobia #magick #ufo #conspiracy #mammon

Aside from the usual Mary Sue nonsense ("Oh yeah, just ONE of these guys can kill a planet. Anyway, I wiped out a whole stronghold full of them!") I'm not sure we should listen to someone who doesn't know how pits/holes work.

If you empty a pit, the pit is still there. It's just a bigger pit, if anything.

Liz Wheeler #conspiracy #wingnut

Is it "because they're conservatives" or because "they're more likely to use violence to further their desires and/or goals"?

And looking it over more carefully, weaponizing OSHA? By making sure conservatives can't harm workers? Making sure conservatives enable children to have a good education with the department of education? Making sure conservatives pay their taxes properly with the IRS? Making sure conservatives obey the law with the DOJ amd FBI?

What fuckers.

Charlie Kirk #conspiracy #wingnut

Oh, oh, are we going for stupid dystopia fiction when the "otherside" takes charge?

How about...

"The year is 2040. Y'al Qaeda has made women showing any skin illegal. The dollar is fine but the plutocracy that replaced the US makes sure everyone is poor. Anyone but a straight white male is a second class citizen. Chips in your phones are still a thing, they don't need to chip people. Cars are still expensive. Your children are barely literate or educated.

But hey, at least we hero worship dictators, wanna be usurpers, and torpedoed our country to "own the libs!"

Charlie Kirk #wingnut

Don't fall for what?

It's obvious that the original Constitution was flawed, it allowed for slavery to exist. We fought a war over this. We had to have practically a second social war in th3 form of the Civil Rights Movement over this.

Black people were slaves, and while Juneteenth isn't a particular date of complete emancipation, it's been adopted as the day to celebrate Emancipation from slavery.

Who cares if 9 out of 13 colonies were slavery free? 4 of those were, and by the time of the Civil War, 11 states were ready to secede from the union and kill for the "right" to own people as property. Even with most of the Founders being really bright, they still allowed slavery. People can celebrate being freed from slavery.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

woodchip #wingnut #racist #psycho

Except hundreds were arrested for the Portland riots.

And yes, arresting people for treason, storming the Capitol, attacking the police, and attempting to inflict bodily harm on congressman is justified.

You'd want gun turrets at the Mexican border, would you also have wanted gun turrets keeping the crowd from breaching the Capitol?

Michael Brian Protzman #wingnut #magick #conspiracy

I'm not sure when the focus went from JFK Jr. having faked his death and who had been working in the shadows to the original JFK, but it's always been the dumbest thing.

Like, sure, if you had some cover up, I'm willing to buy a rich and powerful guy could vanish and be declared dead after an "accident" where a plane crashed in the ocean and they "found" his body.

That he then spend decades working behind the scenes to fight some nefarious super shadow government? Yeah, that's a really difficult sell.

Asking me to buy that JFK (who would be 105 this year) is going to reveal that he was a lich the whole time (or some equally ridiculous bullshit) and is coming back to support Trump of all people? Yeah, not gonna happen. Just like it didn't happen the first time he said it.

Charlie Kirk & various Commenters #wingnut #fundie #sexist #transphobia

1. Maybe if Republicans helped with the rest of the social safety net there wouldn't be as many abortions even if they were legal? Access to contraceptives, better healthcare and education to avoid unplanned pregnancies, better care and support for families so people wouldn't think "I can't have a kid. I can't care for any offspring properly."

2. The only time people would ask your compliance in things that could be a violation of bodily sovereignty (vaccines, for example) is when it's a large health risk to others. It's how we got rid of smallpox, got a handle on polio, etc.

3. Abort the... person who got pregnant. So you're not pro-life. You're pro-birth. And how could you murder the mother and save the child, especially if done early? If there was a way for a woman to remove their child that early and say, stick them in a tube to grow, and put the child up for adoption think that would become popular, honestly...

4. Why would the Devil, as described by you, dislike Trump? Why wouldn't the accept a petty, narcissistic, adulterous conman who is wholly un-Christian? Seems like they'd be pals.

5. The only people saying anyone wants a child dead after it is born is your side. Firstly, as a demonizing strawman, and secondly because you refuse to do anything to help the children after they are born. It doesn't matter if it is general care, helping CPS, or making it harder to bring guns to school, you refuse to do anything to help.

@TakingUsaBack , @boomshaka1 & @1948DGDial #wingnut

"Why is Soros a free man?"
Because donating money to help push causes you believe in isn't illegal. Just because you loons think he's a cannibalistic, Satan worshipping, murderous pedophile doesn't mean he is.

Maybe if some stupid legislation like Citizens United were overturned he couldn't donate as much money to things... should start a campaign to get rid of that...

Charlie Kirk & various commenters #fundie #wingnut

Yeah, let's look and see what Jesus would do in this situation.

Oh, Matthew 6:5-6 covers this very topic!
"5: And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full. 6: But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you."

And there is prayer in school. Likely more earnestly with the overabundance of shootings, but even then, you can pray in school. No one is stopping anyone. But in public school, as a function of a government that can not establish a religion, can't mandate prayer to any religion. It also can't limit the free exercise thereof, and that includes not forcing people to pray if they don't want to.

I love how these idiots claim to adore both Jesus and the Constitution while gleefully going against everything both of them stand for.

Emeal "E.Z." Zwayne (Ray Comfort's son-in-law) #fundie #homophobia #transphobia #wingnut

Ash Atlanson #moonbat #psycho

The Death Star: A massive super weapon that can help maintain complete control of the galaxy because as a last step to rebellion, entire planets can be destroyed, quashing resistance and completely demoralizing the populous.

The World Trade Centers: Really big office buildings.

Perfectly analogous.

@KeithInc you joke, but really, with thr sequel trilogy even the Star Wars rebels didn't seem to do much of anything because J.J. and Rian wrote absolutely trash stories.

crodish & bannedrui_resin #transphobia

@Taln_Reich, Vman, amd AdmiralKizaru

Ah. Learn something new every day. Thank you all.

I guess I am just really, really used to lots of folks who get quoted here making up all their words.

Etienne Charland the Emergence Guardian #crackpot #magick #ufo #conspiracy

It vibrates at a frequency of 85 million on the Hawkins scale. Now, looking that up, I found some new age woo looking nonsense that had has three things. 1. A color grid. From violet to red, usually conical. 2. Emotions/feelings, usually from Enlightenment to shame. 3. Numbers in hertz that corresponds (I guess, I'd have to check and i don't care) with the hertz of the color on the cone.

The scale goes from 700+ at the highest to 20 as the lowest.

So not not only is he using some bullshit woo chart, he's using the chart wrong to make him seem super special and important.

What a twit.

crodish & bannedrui_resin #transphobia

It's the terrible trans train/trolley trouble.

But, all other things aside... "The one on the tracks are "eggs" or trans people."

Eggs? Is that some new anti-trans slur trying to leave the insult nest? That's got me more confused than the rest of this usual "Bwah, trans people are evil" nonsense, cause that's old hat by now.

Bennett Lee Ross #crackpot #conspiracy #magick #ufo #wingnut

Let's see... Tim Redington is a pastor, and in the Idaho house of Representatives for a year, don't see much on policy, and if he was into in for a year likely didn't do too much...

Shot in 2016 by a Kyle Odom, who said Tim was part of an alien conspiracy to take over the world. Amd now this idiot thinks he was killed and replaced in a Satanic conspiracy to take over the world.

Man, of you're a good guy, Tim, hope the best for you. Don't need multiple sets of people assuming you're involved on diabolical evil schemes.

As for the meat of the statement, if it's so easy to remove and replace people with clones that serve the "Dark Powers That Be" and do their bidding... wouldn't it make sense that they've already done so? And why wait for someone to become famous, wouldn't raising and training a clone popularity posse be easier? They already control so much.

Oh wait, oh no, Bennet Lee Ross is trying to make this evil plot seem nonsensical to deflect from it's seriousness.... he must be a Freemason clone!

Lori Alexander #fundie #sexist

If there is a hell, I would hope there is a special place in it for those who lie about the Bible to try to further their own goals.

Paul is kinda misogynistic. But even that didn't sound like something he'd say, so I double checked. 1 Timothy Chapter 5 is about making sure that the community, and more specifically family, cares for their elders, and widows in need. Verse 13 is specifically about young widows, and how they shouldn't be deprived from trying to start a new family because otherwise, the above mentioned might happen.

It isn't a dig at all women everywhere. Lying for your cause is still lying. Usually people say lying for Jesus, but, honestly? These people are so far removed from worshipping the Biblical Jesus that I can't really even say that anymore.

John Derbishire #crackpot

What does "without a word of reprimand" mean to you, John? I can't really think of any instance where a cop killed someone that wasn't met without at least an initial sort of inquiry when the case wasn't completely clear cut. Someone charging them with a knife, getting ahot at, or telling them to cease their violent actions while endangering others and advancing on them.

Which, you know, was how Babbitt died.

Why compare an "any circumstances" to "a violent person storming the Capitol building and trying to get access to unarmed politicians hiding in a secured room for fear of their lives, with a mob behind her." She was climbing through a window someone else broke, advancing on not just the officer, but people the officer is sworn to protect.

Instances like the above mentioned Breonna Taylor, where the officer who shot into the room with poor visibility received a worse punishment than the one who is believed to have killed her (no punishment at all), happens all the time.

Kevin Sorbo #wingnut

Aside from the fact that no one is "coming for your guns," the ATF would be doing it, not local cops.

The same ATF that is often said to be a bit too gung-ho and trigger happy on their operations.

Not saying that I want them to confiscate a whole bunch of firearms, but I trust them to do it more than local cops.

Babylon Bee #conspiracy #wingnut #dunning-kruger

So, the Babylon Bee is supposed to be satire. As so often with crazy right wing "funnies" I feel compelled to play "What's the joke?"

1. Gas prices are high, so it makes someone want to overthrow the government.
2. If we let traitorous assholes overthrow the government the companies engaged in price gouging wouldn't be doing so.
3. Idiot types believe that overthrowing the government would help gas prices, but just like the the traitors were duped into following a conman, people are duped into not finding the cause of the price gouging and lack of government support for those needing financial assistance. That's why he was going to the Halloween store, to dress up like one of the most ridiculous looking traitors who became reviled by his fellow traitors after he was arrested.
4. Not only should we have let traitorous assholes try to overthrow the government, but there was a dedicated scam to bankrupt and impoverish most citizens. If we had only fought back against the evil Deep State, we'd be more prosperous.

I'm sure people can come up with more. None of the options are very... interesting, funny, or honestly all that "satirical" really.

Hannosho Ba'ali’i #conspiracy #crackpot #dunning-kruger #moonbat

Will you also not use "neocolonial" spelling and grammar, and not making up stupid words? Originant? Melandigenous and Melandigenal? Grandcestors I was able to find, but is super uncommon.

And they are called Denisovans because that's where they were first found. Denisova Cave, in Siberia. Not the Netherlands. Can't you look up things? You'd look like less of an idiot.

Especially spouting stupid things like how the name of the cave they were found in would detract from anyone imagining that they were darker skinned. If you know what the term is, you know what it applies to. And more advanced? Hardly.

Various GLPers #racist #wingnut #homophobia

Oh no, the organizers don't want a traitorous flag flown by racist fuckwits at their events.

@ugyyheifufuwy #transphobia

Stalin? Pol Pot? Mao Zedong? Xi Jinping? Putin? The various North Korean Kims?

Fucking amateurs. Based on personal prejudices, the "worst" men aren't murderous assholes who cause the deaths of untold people while devastating the land, keeping their subjects in fear of imprisonment, torture, and death.

Not even crazed religious leaders who actively oppress women like in Saudi Arabia, Iran, or Afghanistan who have women treated as literally lesser citizens are as bad. Even with how the US is going, with the Religious Reich and Y'all Qaeda trying to make lives terrible for women to emulate the stances in other countries, no, those aren't the worst.

Not even the misogynistic spheres of the whatever-pilled lovers and incel types who see women as pieces of meat to fuck and control are the worst.

No, that's reserved for... people whose gender identify is the opposite of the sex they were born as. The fiends. Clearly worse than everyone else mentioned above.

Stew Peters #wingnut #conspiracy

Well, how about we just look at the competing models between the flat Earth and Globe.

On one hand we have the "Globe model" which explains seasons, night and day, orbital mechanics, the tides, and many other things with the data to back up each and every claim.

On the other hand you have... nothing. Flerfs have a discordant mess of claims that don't match reality, not a model.

Seems a pretty simple issue for an "alpha male inquisitive investigator" to resolve. Unless Stew Peters is none of those things.

Randy Orton #fundie #wingnut

@Speakeasy Knowing the Biblical god, he in not only the type to be passive aggressive like that, but would actively harden people's hearts and/or compel them to commit such acts.

Yahweh is a bit of a monster.

ChristianPatriotNews #wingnut #crackpot #conspiracy

The military tribunals will be soon! Any day now! Just like you morons have been screaming for years, including dozens of false predictions.

Leo Lyon Zagami #wingnut #fundie #conspiracy

The reason this sorta stuff always looks hypocritical is that they only do it for abortion. The Roman Catholic Church is also is strictly opposed to the death penalty, and while I know these nutjobs in Congress tend to be more Protestant, I can't say I've ever heard of someone having repercussions for supporting the death penalty.

It's always about abortion with these assholes.

Brotherofsteel5 #homophobia

Yes, weak like shrimps. Like the peacock mantis shrimp, known for having the strongest punch in the animal kingdom for it's size.

Look them up, they have one of, if not the most, anime sort of attacks on Earth.

mattyboyswag143 & Suthernmarine25 #wingnut #conspiracy #dunning-kruger

Yeah, as @Croquemitaine said, usually when I see the word "Ontological" it's that fucking stupid "Ontological Argument for God" where by torturing logic, the user defines God into existence.

If the OP has seen it more recently, maybe some particularly silly type made a video and it's getting debunked? I dunno. The study of existence and discussions thereof are important, and with how the world is can certainly see an uptick in that sort if conversation.

Gr8Believer #fundie

But it turns out, humans were monkeys all along!

Oooooooo, scaaaary!

*Apes, humans included, evolved from monkeys. Just like how all snakes are reptiles, having evolved from an earlier ancestor, so humans are monkeys. We certainly didn't evolve from any extant monkey, as the YEC's often strawman.*

But seriously, why wouldn't someone be at least wary of a spreading virulent infection? The change in allele frequency over time is... you know. Just normal.

Allie Beth Stuckey #wingnut

Right, because wanting a background check, maybe getting evaluated before owning a weapon that can shoot a large number of people quickly (or be used to kill yourself, as is often the case) is so unfeasible.

Janet Kira Lessin #ufo #magick #conspiracy #dunning-kruger

Well, there is your problem. Googling "the internet" isn't going to give you any real answer to history, at the very least googling "Albebarans" or "Anunnaki" would tell you that the formeris derived from the star Albebaran. Which likely wouldn't be how a group of any planet referred to itself, it'd be like calling humans themselves "Sunians" in English. The latter is a group of Mesopotamian deities and there is no evidence for Noah's flood.

So, instead of say... picking one of the contradictory stories these people are telling, you throw in a third person who says something else, and construct a mishmash to fit your preconceived ideas. Yeah, seems par for course for your lot.