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apsterian #racist #conspiracy

Hanukkah couldn’t upstage Christmas if the dreidels were filled with 100 dollar bills and the menorah was made of Roman candles. Christmas is an all-consuming beast that will stop at nothing to extend its reach until we must start hearing Mariah Carey and have to start shopping on December 26. Thank you, Halloween, for holding the line.

John de Nugent #crackpot #racist #sexist #wingnut #conspiracy

Really? You can’t do nothing with 800 million guns???

Against the world’s largest military, that has drones which can blast you into a smoldering crater faster than you can say “WOLVERIIIIIINES”? Pretty much.

@Trini_Patriot #quack

“Tom” must be an abbreviation of “Totally Made-Up.”

James #fundie

Even cartoons in which the Devil is shown to be an unambiguous villain are Satanic. At this point, even Veggie Tales is unlikely to meet your standards.

Servant of the Lord #fundie #conspiracy #crackpot

I once had a dream that I was naked at Jewel. That didn’t really happen either.

Evy CeVie #wingnut #psycho

Why do you need to be so jacked if your adversaries are all weak, skinny hippies?

gr33nsp4n #ableist #psycho #elitist

The BJP #quack #fundie

Here in the west, the quacks act like they’re being persecuted when they get banned from Facebook. Turns out they’re just projecting.

Prussian Society of America #racist #sexist #conspiracy #dunning-kruger

If you believe in phrenology, you should allow me to practice retrophrenology on you, hitting your head with a hammer in the right places to produce the shape you need.

ropecel #sexist #psycho

How can women not want to be with a nice guy like this? It must be the shape of his chin.

Ken Valencia Peters #fundie #wingnut #sexist #psycho

Praise the women bleeding out in hospitals because doctors aren’t allowed to save them. What an evil god you worship.

LyndaLoo #racist #wingnut

Well, you eee, the fathers would stay home with their kids if the police didn’t keep killing them for existing while black.

Libertarian Party #elitist #wingnut

And what do you propose instead? Because whatever you do propose, I bet it’ll endanger individual rights a lot more than democracy. Democracy is the worst system of government we’ve tried, except for all the others.

Ben Garrison #conspiracy #wingnut

What strange things would these be, cum boy? Can you present them? Because from what I see, you’re only hoping it’s a hoax because you know what it would mean if it wasn’t a hoax: namely, that those “gun-grabbers” might have a point, and we shouldn’t just be letting Crazy Cousin Jeb have an uzi because we’re afrain of oppression by a government that can bomb you off the map, gun or no gun.

Mitch McConnell #wingnut #elitist #mammon

It used to be part of the American Dream; ensuring that your children would have an easier life than you did. Students having their unpayable debts forgiven isn’t a slap in the face, it’s Mission Accomplished.

Congressman Paul Gosar & Various commenters #wingnut

Treason and terrorism aren’t “dissent.” They are crimes against America.

AloneInDarkness #sexist

Babylon Bee #wingnut

First they came for the people who stole classified government documents, and I did not speak out, for I had not stolen classified government documents…

@VivekGRamaswamy #transphobia

The suffering is a result of your persecution and abuse of them. So stop abusing and persecuting them.

T. Morris #wingnut #fundie

Since you think he was so horrible for trying to stop slavery, I invite you to be a slave. Show how fine it is by enduring it yourself. We don’t do anything to you that wasn’t done by those slavers you glorify.

Heterosepartist #homophobia #transphobia #fundie

Dalton Clodfelter #psycho #transphobia

If you’re straight, you should be bullied and become gay. If you’re cis, you should be bullied and become trans. If you’re conservative, you should be bullied and become progressive. Why is one acceptable and not another?

Vyacheslav Volodin #crackpot #god-complex #psycho #wingnut

Nope. Russia sold it, Seward bought it, fair and square. No takebacksies just because the Ukrainian invasion isn’t going as well as you’d hoped.

@peterpower & @waronwoke #wingnut #sexist

It’s not Muslims taking women’s rights in America. Spare us your whataboutism.

reversethefraud #conspiracy #wingnut

It’d be more accurate if they “said “Stop the Count” and “Count Each Vote.”

Eretzyisrael #elitist #fundie #racist

Maybe if you stopped trying to genocide them.

r/conspiracy members #conspiracy #crackpot #dunning-kruger

Paul Craig Roberts #wingnut #conspiracy

Lauren Boebert #fundie #sexist #wingnut

Until they’re born. Then you’ll just as soon step on their face as look at them.

Various Commenters #transphobia

And since when do you care about children’s lives? You won’t lift a finger to help them out of poverty, provide them food or health care, or protect them from abusive homes. You only pretend to care about them when you can use it as an excuse to abuse others.

moondogrex #wingnut #psycho

“WOLVERIIIII—”

*drone strike sounds*

Matt Walsh #fundie #wingnut

But that would mean respecting the lives of women, which would lead back to legalizing abortion.

JE Aggas #crackpot #conspiracy #magick #wingnut

Prussian Society of America #sexist

The big, strong Prussian men show how manly they are by hanging a “NO GIRLS ALLOWED” sign on their door, with a backwards S for emphasis.

StevenR #fundie #wingnut #racist

This is the conspiracy equivalent of a Sparkledog. He couldn’t decide what bad stuff he would pin on Obama, so he just went with ALL OF IT. And he doesn’t worry about linking groups that might not like each other, because every conspiracy theorist knows that they’re all one big happy evil family! They only pretend to be enemies because…potatoes, I guess.