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Donald Trump #wingnut

Well, even if Trump didn’t directly reference the Jetsons, the fact that he claims he can magically conjure up flying cars and 10 mega cities within 4 years is still batshit insane and not the sign of a healthy president.

@Spacewyrm #158452

I always assumed that the reason everybody lived in cities in the sky and you never see the ground ever is because the surface below was […] a toxic sludge nightmare that's been stripped of all natural resources.

You know, if that’s not outright canon, it’s at least a VERY credible and popular theory. I for one remember their crossover with the Flintstones (yes, really) and in it Elroy does not even know what lawn grass is because it apparently has gone extinct by the Jetsons’ time.

Steve Bannon #wingnut

Donald Trump #wingnut

Not necessarily the worst thing Trump ever said, but I found it hilarious that he claims he’s going to make future of “The Jetsons” a reality within his presidency. Somehow.

Seriously, does Trump have any sense of reality left?

Also, DC-sized “freedom cities”? Why does that make me think of a Judge Dredd Megacity dystopia?

@CoreyPatin #wingnut #homophobia #racist #sexist

As a straight white cis man who is NOT to the right of the Trump dynasty (and thus by your definition a “leftist socialist marxist commie”), I also take offense to that.

@gghostbur #homophobia #transphobia #fundie

Pray the gay away!

I agree! No, really, I do! After all, Praying does literally NOTHING, so keep praying your ass off instead of working for negative change.

TheCriticalDrinker #wingnut #pratt #dunning-kruger

@DSC #158350

110% Agreed. Plus, what bothers me as well (aside from them only criticizing “new” & overly popular stuff) is the fact that their “critiques” consists almost exclusively of “it’s popular/new/different/woke so it SUX!!!!!” Almost never do they give any proper, thoughtful, or mature critiques, and it seems the only things keeping their channels afloat are their dumb “gimmicks” and their “hater fanbase”. Not their actual skill and intelligence, and certainly not their decorum…

P.S.: As a “new media” fan myself, even I think they’re taking it too far.

P.P.S.: It’s also why I prefer channels like Nostalgia Critic, CinemaWins, Linkara, Dominic Noble, SFDebris, etc. While, granted, they also have somewhat gimmicks and sometimes niche topics, they at least give actual proper, thoughtful, and mature critiques. Plus, they at least try to be objective in their reviews and DON’T act like “new media” is the only thing worth reviewing.

P.P.P.S.: Not to forget that these “new media haters” are the same moronic goldfish who (for example) hate on “New Trek” for being too “woke” when Star Trek has ALWAYS been very progressive and left leaning…

I’m sorry for this rant, DSC, but I actually think I hate them more than even you do.

Michael Knowles #wingnut #transphobia

women ought to be able to […] not have to look at gigantic gross men

You know, ignoring for a moment the “gigantic gross” part (what does the OP think we are, ogres?), this again proves that TERFS and such care not about protecting cis women at all. All they truly care about is hating on anything born with Y chromosomes…

Blaise Ingoglia #wingnut

David J. Stewart #fundie

@JM1234 #157950

…Huh, how weird, as that would be almost my perfect Hell.

No, seriously, even ignoring the “worshipping god forever” part, an eternity of sitting glued to a hard bench, surrounded by millions of loud, smelly, judgmental fundies in all directions, unable to stretch my legs or even entertain myself in any way, and just being BORED out of my mind!? That would be HELL for me! I’d take pitchforks and a lake of fire over that ANY day.

Mohammad-Mehdi Hosseini Hamedani #fundie

@rngfarmer17582 #racist

…Nobody is saying that “being white” is a sin, dumbass. What IS considered a sin is being a racist, supremacist fuckwad. It’s not other people’s fault that YOU cannot tell the difference between the two!

…In fact, as a white person myself, I happen to be greatly offended that you think we ALL have to be “racist, supremacist fuckwads” in order to count as “true whites”…

David J. Stewart #fundie

@Malingspann #157926

Or what if DJS somehow doesn’t go to Hell (against all odds) but finds himself in an extremely boring and mundane “heaven” filled with countless, generic people instead just living regular lives? Like, idk, Soul Society as shown in Bleach? He’ll probably lose what little sanity he has left, furious that the afterlife is NOT what he deluded himself into thinking it is.

On a side note, is anyone else afraid to know what DJS’s vision of his own personal Heaven would be? I mean, he is a misogynistic pedophile, so I’m thinking it’ll be pretty horrifying…

You know, DJS, have you EVER stopped to remotely consider for even a microsecond that maybe, JUUUUUUSSST maybe your very own & incomparable intolerance, hate, spite, judgmentalism, and bigotry would NOT be appreciated by a wise, benevolent deity and that perhaps you’ll find yourself in Hell instead?

No, of course not. That requires a level of insight that fundies are VERY lacking in.

various commenters #wingnut #racist

Whites are second-class citizens.

No, no we are not. But if we in any way are, it is more thanks to you racist, entitled douches giving us all a bad name.

AugustinaJJD #wingnut

Jesse Lee Peterson #dunning-kruger #fundie

@Sasha #157723

Indeed, for a supposed Omnipotent and Omniscient entity, god sure does a LOT of nonsensical and dumb things. And if they aren’t nonsensical and dumb, then they can only be blatantly malevolent actions.

Mohammad Ismail Zarei #fundie #psycho

And then they are offended when the western world has such a negative opinion of them…

Donald Trump Jr. #wingnut

Akira Toriyama #racist

@Creativerealms #157788

Well, I personally see it more as “unintentionally insensitive” than outright racist, but I still understand why people would be offended by it. Black people do have a big lack of proper representation in eastern media…

@Chloe #157778

You know come to think about it… It’s actually very weird that said “proud warrior space apes” are ALL white/asian people. Not a single dark-skinned one amongst them. Not even others of their kind in alternate universes… I mean, we have black Vulcans and albino Klingons in Star Trek, so why no racial diversity amongst Saiyans?

@feralwanderer #157771

Well, Bleach and Attack on Titan, for one, do it well. And I do distinctly recall that the author of One Piece did say at some point that, if from the RL world, one of the MCs (Usopp) would be African. And Usopp is not potrayed stereotypically at all.

Anyway, while some manga (like Demon Slayer) have the excuse of being set in feudal Japan, hence a justified lack of black people in the cast, Dragon Ball is a fictional world with a LOT of crazy stuff. It kinda makes not much sense for there to be hardly any black people there…

Cobra/The Portal #ufo #magick #conspiracy

The Light forces are also starting to remove black holes […] from the causal plan

Now, I may not have a doctorate in astrophysics, but I’m pretty sure that a (supermassive) black hole(*) is what’s keeping our very own galaxy together with its sheer gravitational pull, dumbass. So, unless these “light forces” (**) want to destroy the entire Milky Way galaxy, that’s a pretty dumb thing to do.

Besides, how do you even “remove” a black hole anyway?

(*)Named Sagittarius A*, for those who care.

(**)I’m still convinced they’re “secretly” evil. “Light is not good”, and such tropes.

Vanessa Bell #transphobia

Fucking vultures, man! Have a little empathy for the poor girl, you psycho TERF cunt!!!

Jesse Lee Peterson #dunning-kruger #fundie

You know, this reminds me of an old classic here: “That’s the beauty of Heaven, we can leave our brains behind”… Truer words have rarely been spoken.

But seriously, as much as my higher-than-average intellect may sometimes depress me (and left me isolated and bullied at school as a child), I wouldn’t trade it in for anything, not even heaven. It’s a big part of what make me me, and helps separate me from, well, the jerks quoted here.

Besides, any heaven that demands us to be brain-dead plants isn’t worth it anyway.

Dana Seilhan #transphobia

For those who don’t know, a young man calling himself Brianna Ghey was murdered in the United Kingdom this month.

Aaaaaaaannnnnnndddd there we go… You just HAVE to be a colossal CUNT about a tragic death, don’t you?

a murdered boy of no special social status.

…Wow! Well, fuck you too, you elitist bitch!

If I sound insensitive about the murder of a sixteen-year-old it’s because I am.

Basic empathy must be an alien concept to you, I guess?

Seriously, another reminder that these borderline-psychopath TERFs don’t care about any human beings, as long as they can HATE transpeople for some inane reasons…

David Eastman #wingnut #psycho

…I- Ju- I- Can-

WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!!!!!

Brubba #fundie #conspiracy

Even though the 80s was quite literally before my time, I can still safely say the “satanic panic” was just a hype. There was nothing satanic or corrupting about Pokémon, or Dragon Ball, or Super Mario, or any of those things. Because if you’d actually bothered to properly look at those things from a non-biased perspective, you’d know.

Masonicon #conspiracy #crackpot #senpai_noticed_us

You know, on a side note, I can’t help but wonder. We see a surprising amount of fundies and such being quoted from Deviantart, right? Well, who even uses Deviantart of all things to spread conspiracies or proselytize? I don’t know about you, but DA is where I get most of my, eh- Oh, screw it, I’m just going to say it, softcore pornography from.

Yeah, sure, there’s a lot of decent, wholesome art on it as well, but it’s still not in any way a site to spread religious messages or conspiracies on.

@SandraJH_USA #wingnut #conspiracy

@Skide #157492

TBH, the most unrealistic thing about that (great) scenario is that the gun nuts would actually keep their guns locked in cupboards and not lying around, loaded, in the open for kids to find…

…Why the actual hell would a USA right winger even care what Canada does? Wouldn’t they think it’s a good thing that, idk, Canada can’t defend itself from a US occupation or something?

Regardless, nobody’s arming foreign terrorists like ISIS or the Taliban, dumbass. At least, not without being on a government watchlist at best. But you know what, a lot of you NRA jerks ARE arming domestic terrorists!! So, yes, it IS a good thing that military grade rifles are kept out of the hands of lethal morons and escaped mental patients!

Lisa Renee #crackpot #ufo #magick #wingnut #conspiracy

various commenters #wingnut #racist #quack

I'm glad that Trump and Kanye are talking

Yeah, I kinda am as well. Hopefully both things will drag each other down with them! There is no way the jewish community will still support Trump after this.

Donald (a very good smart man in my experience)

Ah, damnit, we intercepted transmissions from the Mirror Universe again…

Marjorie Taylor Greene #wingnut

You know, MTG, if you hate American democracy and the US constitution that much, nobody’s stopping you from just leaving for, oh idk, Russia or China or North Korea. You know, places where the word "democracy” is already a “bad word”.

Janet Canela #fundie

Kerry Cassidy #crackpot #wingnut #ufo #conspiracy

@Anon-e-moose #157277

whenever I install Windows in a machine of mine - I always name it after an AI

Good idea! A smart way to show our appreciation for our future AI overlords, when the time inevitably comes! Maybe I should ~~steal~~ be inspired by that…

Peter B. Meyer #ufo #magick #conspiracy #dunning-kruger

destroyed and removed a large artificial screen called the Dyson Sphere from Earth’s solar system that was literally blocking all access to the 5th Dimension!

…Methinks you have no idea what a Dyson Sphere actually is, right?

contains its own brown dwarf sun, which is much larger than Earth’s yellow sun and emits blinding white plasma light.

Yeah, a brown dwarf tends to be smaller, cooler, and less bright than a yellow sun like our is, not the exact opposite of that. COnsidering, you know, they are considered “failed stars” closer to gas giants than actual stars…

Moreover, the exotic gamma light from the great solar flare is going to activate all the dormant DNA in this cosmos, and the beings of planet Earth will be elevated in consciousness on Earth to the next higher dimension!

…I mean, if you’re talking about a Gamma-Ray Burst , then yes, something like that would send us to a “higher dimension”… By friggin’ incinerating the entire planet and thus killing every living thing on it, ya dumbass!

Seriously, do you even astronomy!?

Congressman Paul Gosar & various commenters #wingnut #racist

We the People were truly represented under [Trump’s] administration.

Hahahahahaha… Oh, wait, you’re serious? Let me laugh even harder! WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

E.A. Koetting, N.D. Blackwood, Andrieh Vitimus & Martin McGreggor #magick #god-complex #mammon

No thanks. Even if you ignore the fact that you require us to do evil(*) to achieve apotheosis, I’m actually not that interested in godhood itself. Sure, the powers, general freedom, and immortality certainly sound nice and all, but I’d rather not have the whole “need worshipping” crap. I don’t like being the center of attention or have others be crippilingly reliant on me anyway.

Having the powers of a god, without actually being one, seems more something for me. Although I’d mosly use it to make my own life easier and occasionally help good people without them realizing it. I don’t care much for changing the cosmic status quo.

(*)Like what, mass sacrifices or something?

Ann Coulter #dunning-kruger #elitist #psycho #racist #wingnut

@Malingspann #157126

“And we’re going to build a giant Dyson Sphere, and we’re going to make the martians pay for it!”

The Wall. The Wall solves so… Every problem in America gets easier with a wall. Every single problem.

Suuuuuurrrrrreeeeee. Which is why your Orange Emprah never finished building his “magnum opus” of a wall. And what little WAS build fell over with some wind… Truly this wall is the almighty problem solver! /s

Also, everyone knows that giant walls only stop the White Walkers and the man-eating Titans. Pretty sure Mexicans are neither.

tehgymcel420 #sexist #psycho #dunning-kruger

…Well that’s a thing I didn’t expect to read today. Or this month. Or this year. Though I suppose I did sorta expect it to read something like it at some point, as this IS incels we’re talking about. They’d make even friggin’ Slaanesh feel uncomfortable.

Ray Comfort #conspiracy #fundie

Bananaman, there are (sadly) dozens of mass shootings every year in the US for quite some time. So, like usual, your precious, long-awaited apocalypse has been “coming any moment now” for so long you’d think any sane man would have gotten a clue by this point…

Idaho State Senator Tammy Nichols and State Representative Judy Boyle #quack

…How do you function?

No, really, both these braindead individuals and the USA as a whole, how can anything that stupid still remain standing at all, let alone for so long?

Sasha Alex Lessin, Ph.D. (Anthropolgy, UCLA) #ufo #conspiracy

HOME OF THE NAGAS SERPENT RACE

…I mean, I don’t really see the downsides myself:

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Though, I admit I’m more of an Arachne or Minotauress fan myself.

Ralph Hayes, Jr. #fundie #wingnut

Nah, pretty sure that toxic fandoms existed LOOOOOONG before “woke” was even a thing. Also, from my experience most toxicity has little to do with “woke”. It mostly has to do with shipping wars.

@Only2Genders & @crarzyeddie07 #biphobia #homophobia #transphobia

The leftist LGBTQ+ people are the groomers, eh? And the right wingers are “righteous paladins of purity and chastity”?

Well then, this alone completely destroys ANY moral high-ground and believability you jerks might have still had. So shut that smug piehole of yours for once!

Also, you know, Josh Duggar.

Congressman Paul Gosar & various commenters #wingnut #transphobia #racist

The left is destroying our families […] government control over children, […]. We must restore the sanctity of the family and of marriage.

Oh, you mean the same left that is trying to prevent Republicans from making Pedophlia and child marriage LEGAL in Wyoming? The cat’s out of the bag, Paul Grossar, the only dangers to families and children are YOU!!