Timjer

@Timjer

RandomFNaFfellow #senpai_noticed_us #psycho #conspiracy

commits to such demonic acts that even Satan himself would look down upon in disgust and shock.

Such as…? No, really, aside from our supposed “bullying” of Clairy, what did we even do that was SOOO horrible and unspeakable? I mean it. Did we make snuff films? Did we r@pe children? Did we commit war crimes? Did we torture people to death? Did we talk loudly during a movie? Did we kick puppies? Did we vote for Trump?

Because unless you can prove I did those things while sleepwalking or something, I’m just going to call you out on your bullshit.

Donald J. Trump #wingnut

@Bastethotep #181276

Am I the only one who wonders if, by now at the latest, Trump has gone truly, genuinely, literally mad?

Oh good, I’m not the only one.

It would actually be entertaining to see him utterly break down into an incoherent vegetable, but he sadly has enough power to drag as much of the US down into the abyss with him…

Jesse Lee Peterson #crackpot #dunning-kruger

Donald J. Trump #wingnut

RandomFNaFfellow #psycho #conspiracy #senpai_noticed_us

I wish to every single person on that website the most horrific, painful, gruesome, brutal and torturous end that will make the most powerful people shit their pants.

Wow! What did I ever do to you, you psycho?

Seriously, what the actual fuck provoked this kind of hatred and vitrol?

Anna Perez #fundie #homophobia #transphobia #conspiracy

discrimination”[…]is a “key tenet of the Bible”

And that is why the Bible is failing.

Donald J. Trump #wingnut

In honor of our great Veterans on Veteran’s Day

FUCK OFF, TRUMP!! You made it clear by now you DON'T care about war veterans at all. Or pretty much anyone NOT named “Donald Trump”…

we will root out the ~~Communists, Marxists,~~ Fascists, and Radical ~~Left~~ right Thugs that live like vermin within the confines of our Country, lie, steal, and cheat on Elections, and will do anything possible, whether legally or illegally, to destroy America, and the American Dream.

Oh, you mean like you? WW2 Veterans didn’t go through Hell just to have an Orange version of Hitler overthrow the US democracy and turn it into a dictatorship!

Vox Day #sexist

Oh, please, Vox, do tell. How small(*) must your little pp be that a competent woman merely having authority threatens your masculinity? I for one do not have such a fragile ego to be so easily threatened by it.

(*)I’d figure you’d need a microscope to see it, while erect.

Jason Klop #ableist #quack

@Sasha #180889

True, sometimes I forget that not all autistic children can be as functional as for example I am. But considering how a lot of neurotypical people (such as anti-vaxxers) stigmatize autism, even harmless variants, I have a lot of difficulty recognizing the non-malicious parents amongst them. I hope you can understand.

Donald J. Trump #wingnut

Donald Trump is what happens when you give too much power and wealth to a psychotic, narcissitic, moronic toddler with anger issues. PLEASE, America, let Trump be the warning to stay away from, NOT the example to follow!

Jason Klop #ableist #quack

charged families thousands of dollars to give their autistic children pills and enemas made from human feces

…What the actual Hell is wrong with you!?

Also, same thing to the abusive parents who thought that autism is something that needs be forcibly cured…

kisamehoshigaki09 #moonbat #conspiracy #pratt

Uhm, isn’t it Putin who STARTED the entire war by outright invading Ukraine and refuses to stop and negotiate no matter how many countless of his own forces get killed? Isn’t it Putin who blatantly wants an unconditional surrender of his opponent, regardless of how unrealistic it is? Isn’t it Putin who made a deal with North Korea to get more ammo to keep the war going?

Regardless of Putin’s reasons (good or bad) for starting the “special military operation”, he is still the one who STARTED it thus he has more power to end it than Zelensky has. If Putin really wants the fighting to end he would agree to an armstice and demand a CONDITIONAL surrender (*). But he doesn’t even do that.

(*)Pretty sure Zelensky agreed NOT to join NATO if Russia would just stop attacking him, but Putin still wants MORE.

Sam Sorbo #sexist #wingnut

Except that abortion does not involve beheading babies, but when have you morons ever let reality stop you?

Donald J. Trump #wingnut

WITCH HUNT!

God, Zeus, Buddha, Ra, Vishu, Odin, Amaterasu, Zeno, Eru Iluvatar, Akatosh,… how I WISH this was an actual witch hunt! Then Trump would not have ANY chance to defend himself whatsoever and his only options would be “die guilty or die innocent”…

Donald J. Trump #wingnut

Keep talking, Trump, hopefully you’ll cross the line during the trial and be charged with contempt of court, if you haven’t already…

Yes, really, the Judge overseeing the court had to tell Trump, repeatedly, to SHUT THE HELL UP; as Trump was turning the entire courthouse into a circus with his constant incoherent speeches about being persecuted. Even when Trump was just asked a simple “yes” or “no” question…

Donald J. Trump #wingnut

Trump, from what I just read, the friggin’ Judge overseeing the court had to tell you and your attorneys, repeatedly, to SHUT THE HELL UP!! You were turning the entire courthouse into a circus with your constant speeches about your persecution complex. Even when you were just asked a simple “yes” or “no” question…

When will you finally learn that your own big mouth is your worst enemy!?

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene #transphobia

There are people in the USA hellbent lying about actual “gender-affirming care” for their own twisted agendas.

That’s why I want mythomaniacs like MTG and Trump out of the Government.

This IS a political issue.

Ken Ham #fundie

@Bastethotep #180485

Frankly I don’t really care as much how fundies like Ham and Bananaman die, as long as they have some sort of MASSIVE existential crisis when it happens. Like seeing the wrong afterlife at the end of the tunnel, or realizing that their life wasted on being proselytizing douchebags will NOT get them Raptured while still alive…

Ideally, they’d go into Hell when they die. No particular torture needed. Just knowing they did NOT get into heaven (let alone super special heaven) would be enough to break them.

Also, the fate of the planet is, ultimately, not in the hands of mankind.[…]And we need to be reminded that God won’t allow man to destroy the earth, but God will do that at the time He has appointed.

See, Ham, it’s that sickening fatalist mentality that FUCKS over the planet earth and everyone on it! That whole “why should be take care of our world when God will destroy it anyway and we’ll automatically go to a better place then” is extremely harmful. Earth is still our only home, and if we don’t take care of it properly, it’ll be ruined before future generations will even have a chance to believe in god!

So in other words, SCREW YOU, Ham! You’re a sick, selfish, egotistical, nihilistic sociopath! What the actual HELL is even wrong with you!?

EDIT: Also, just FYI Ham, Earth itself does not have to be outright destroyed by mankind just to become uninhabitable for humans. Let that sink in.

Donald J. Trump #wingnut

various commenters #transphobia

"CIS" IS THE MOST EXTREME FORM OF MISOGYNY

…Why? No, really, in what sane reality does a term that simply means you’re the same gender as the one you were born as (aka a majority of the people) become somehow more misogynistic than, idk, child brides, female circumcision, or not being allowed to vote or drive!?

Do you even understand anything? Do you even have a remote amount of empathy for any NON first-world problems OTHER women might experience?

As if I didn’t need enough proof that TERFs will be female misogynists first BEFORE they ever consider stopping hating on anything with a Y chromosone…

Ray Comfort #fundie

An atheist once stood by me when I was preaching the gospel and called out to Surtr to incinerate him to ashes. Then he said, “Nothing happened!” I replied, “Yes it did. You just stored up more flames that will be revealed during Ragnarok.”

elizabeth barnette #fundie

…Why? Because he utterly owned Ken Ham in that debate once? If that makes one a Demon then I suppose a lot of intelligent, sane people are “demons”, and that only makes demons look good, not us look bad.

Benjamin Netanyahu #fundie

Because of course it is… As if having genocidal Hamas nutjobs(*) on one side wasn’t bad enough, now Netanyahu has to get genocidal too… Who am I even supposed to root for anymore!?

(*)With their leader outright claming his goal is to fully exterminate Israel and everything associated with it, no matter how much of his own ~~cannon fodder~~ devoted martyrs he has to throw at it…

Kevin Sorbo #wingnut

If you are anything BUT an old, rich, male WASP and keep voting for Republicans...you are an idiot. Oh, that goes for non-racists and non-nazi’s too.

Donald J. Trump #wingnut

You know, Trump, as much as I hate myself for doing it, let me give you some friendly advice: SHUT THE HELL UP!! Your big mouth is your own worst enemy, are you really that stupid not to realize it?

And I’m saying it not because I want you to win, far from it, but because I simply think you should shut your annoying, loud, cacophonic burgerhole for once in your pathetic life as the noises it makes pollute my otherwise nice planet.

Matt Walsh #ableist #conspiracy #quack

The facts say that Matt Walsh is a thoroughly exposed lying conman and millions of people were misinformed based on his lies.

See? We can do this too.

The Telosians via Marie Josée Andichou #ufo #magick #wingnut #conspiracy

Telosian? You mean something like these guys from Star Trek? Yeah, I wouldn’t trust what a species infamous for their unbelievably realistic illusions would say…

Donald J. Trump #wingnut

@Malingspann #179762

I mean, you jest, but that seems to be exactly what Trump believes; the universe owes him everything solely because he was born as Donald J. Trump.

Man, it’s actually quite entertaining to see Trump break down more and more like this. Maybe he’ll pop a blood vessel or something from raging at his phone too hard and then we’ll be rid of him quicker…

Marjorie Taylor Greene #wingnut #transphobia

And MTG looked up and screamed “NOTICE ME, TRUMP-SENPAI!!!!!”
And Trump looked down and wondered “Who is this ugly, weird woman?”

Seriously, does MTG have some weird Trump-fetish(*) or something? Because her head is always so far up Trump’s ass I’m surprised he isn’t barfing her out by now!

(*)Not kinkshaming or anything, but come on, MTG, even you can do better than that! And that is saying a LOT!

Donald Trump #racist #wingnut #god-complex #dunning-kruger

You who Trump keeps reminding me of lately? The World Nobles from One Piece; the aristocratic elite of the elite who stand at the top of the World Government and who are quite literally above the law. Despite having outlawed slavery everywhere else, they freely flaunt their ownership of countless innocent and abused slaves wherever they go. They do such heinous crimes as organizing tournaments were “commoners” are hunted for sport. They have a genuine god-complex, truly believing themselves to be “not even human”, going by the title of “Saint”, and being wholely convinced it’s their divine right/duty to do whatever the hell they want at the cost of the happiness of mere “humans”. They are also hated by EVERYONE, even the most despicable of pirates.

The only difference between them and Trump (IMO) is that the World Nobles can at least love each other in earnest. Trump cannot grasp loving anyone, even his own offspring.

Yes, as you can imagine, I don’t have a high opinion of Trump.

@Anon-e-moose #179598

Frankly I’m surprised he hasn’t already done so…

At least, publically. As I’m sure he does he does see himself as a god.

Donald J. Trump #wingnut

Donald J. Trump #wingnut #dunning-kruger

@JM1234 #179583

Wait, Trump’s lawyers seriously did that? Hah! Guess that’ll show Agent Orange not to fire his more competent lawyers because they were sane enough NOT to lie under oath…

Travis_in_Flint #wingnut

What is happening to ~~President~~ Donald Trump has never been done in the history of the United States.

Well, that’s not untrue, but the thing is that all of that is unprecedented because TRUMP HIMSELF has done far more illegal and genuinely treasonous things while in office as POTUS than any other President in history! He sucked up to foreign tyrants, was incredibly loose lipped about top-secret info (and that’s even ignoring him outright stealing classified documents), shut down the government because they didn’t bend over backwards for him enough, lied all the friggin’ time, and tried to outright overthrow the capitol when the elections didn’t go his way!

@Malingspann and @Tempus summed it up better than I did.

Gregory Santoni #fundie

Dr Frank Turek #fundie #kinkshaming #wingnut

Sex is sacred

Uhm, sex may be a big deal, sure, and something people tend to enjoy a LOT. But why is it sacred exactly?

because people are sacred.

No, I’m not. What does that even mean?

Also, if everyone is sacred, then no one is, dumbass.

And if you look at so many of our problems, they're related to sex.

Hunger? Pollution? Holy wars? Greed? Climate change? Political corruption? COVID?

Abortion,

Abortion would happen less if people stopped having unprotected sex. Also, sometimes fetuses have to be aborted for health reasons regardless of how the conception took place.

killing people,

Uhm, what?

sex trade,

Alright, I’ll give you this ONE example. Broken clock and all that…

pornography

…And your point is?

Conservapedia #fundie #homophobia #wingnut

I mean, I shamefully admit I haven’t truly watched Neon Genesis Evangelion (it’s not really my personal tastes in anime, sorry), but isn’t it sort of the point of his character that Gendo Ikari is kind of a scumbag of a father? The story doesn’t glorify how he treats his son, Shinji, afaik…

Donald J. Trump #wingnut

Man, he’s really getting more and more unhinged, isn’t he? Good. Give your opponents more ammunition to use against you, Orange Clown.

Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 #fundie

Mark Levin #wingnut

as if Trump is a threat

…BUT HE EFFIN’ IS A THREAT!!!! The fact that he attempted a genuine coup and tried to overthrow the democracy when things didn’t go his way by definition makes him a threat!! Not to mention the fact that he stole top-secret documents and left them lying around in the open in his effin’ bathroom!!!

Seriously! Trump, his lies, his rethoric, his fanatical followers… all of that is a greater threat to USA stability than most foreign powers are!! If he’s not locked up yet he SHOULD be on the “most wanted” list!

Just because Trump is a white (and I use the term loosely), rich republican man does NOT automatically make him innocent of all charges laid against him!!

Rev. Greg Locke #fundie #ableist

…Now, why oh why do I feel compelled to break Greg Locke’s legs right now?

Joseph Czuba #racist #conspiracy #wingnut #psycho

This, this is what TRUE terrorism looks like, right-wingers. A regular joe being radicalized by constant lies into murdering innocent children, NOT just “being born brown-skinned”.

Fuck all of you. White/domestic terrorism is a genuine problem in the USA and the more you keep denying it, the more it’ll tear the country apart.

Donald J. Trump #wingnut

Look at the result, OUR COUNTRY IS BEING DESTROYED. MAGA!!!

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again; “MAGA!!” is becoming the new “SIEG HEIL!!” to the western nazis.

Brigitte Gabriel #crackpot #god-complex #pratt #wingnut

Sweetie, you can imagine a LOT of things, but unless you’ve got the powers of Gremmy’s "The Visionary”, it ain’t gonna happen.

I mean, if I had “The Visionary” I’d surely imagine a lot of stuff (me having the physique of a gigachad, a harem of anime waifu’s, a massive mansion of my own, a less-poluted world, Trump being a dwarf (because I’m petty like that), North Korea’s arsenal turning into toy weapons, Putin being assassinated in a way that makes Mad Monk Rasputin envious, the Star Wars sequels actually being better…), but as you can see, reality is sadly still very much in charge.

Archangel Michael via Erena Velazquez #magick #ufo #conspiracy

Right now, your spacecrafts are polluting and trashing space, creating holes in the atmosphere and interrupting the Galactic Operation around the planet.

So, what, the “Light Forces” don’t want us to travel the stars under our own power? That doesn’t sound suspicioius at all… /s

Unnamed Stanford Lecturer #racist #psycho

…If Hamas were truly “freedom fighters”, they wouldn’t be massacring & torturing Israeli civilians with such brutality unheard of since friggin’ Hitler’s regime! Hell, they apparently even took foreign tourists as hostages and meat shields, proving that they don’t care about “saving the opressed”, they just want to brutally kill as many “others” as they can.

Hamas are monsters, barbarians, & terrorists, plain and simple, and this time they’ve gone too far. Both against the Israeli people and against the Palestinian people, who will now face the brunt of Israeli counterattacks as they are stuck in the crossfire.