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Ray Comfort #fundie

Fuck off, Bananaman. If you really cared about the teachings of Christ, you’d attack these people instead. Nazis who pervert the words to Christ. But instead you always attack atheists who never bother anyone and even follow Jesus’ teachings more than those self-proclaimed Christians. Funny, it’s almost like YOU are the one full of excuses…

various commenters #wingnut #racist

Heil Hitler, brothers!

My god, they aren’t even trying to hide it anymore… This does not bode well, if you ask me.

Hail Christ! Hail Victory! Heil Hitler!

…There are a LOT of things I could say that demonstrate how WRONG this is. But I’ll just say that these Nazi bastards are even less Christian than the most devout Hindu is. Signed, an atheist.

Seriously, as much as organized religion and fundamentalism go counter to my own worldview and beliefs, I still think there are merits in some of the things Jesus taught. Things that runs antithetical to Nazism.

various commenters #wingnut #racist

A.F. Branco #wingnut

Ben Garrison #conspiracy #wingnut

@TFAltHist #185589

These are the same kind of “geniuses” who think that evolution means a dog will spontaniously and without reason morph into a chicken. So no, I do not think they realize what climate shifts actually mean.

A.F. Branco #wingnut

You want people to not vote for Biden? Then stop pushing a blatant criminal like Trump as your candidate. I wouldn’t be surprised if Biden won not because people voted FOR him, but because they voted AGAINST Trump.

Eric Hovind #conspiracy #fundie

DC_Draino #wingnut #conspiracy

walking through the open doors of Capitol

…Yes, doors that were FORCED OPEN by the rioters who also KILLED some cops in their attack and who VANDALIZED the interior of Capitol.

theatreboy #conspiracy #crackpot

@Anon-e-moose #185359

Although clearly based on Medusa of Greek mythology, there’s Vexoria the Sun Eater today.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t Vexoria more based upon Apophis of Egyptian mythology? You know, a giant sun-devouring serpent? Even her attire seems to be more egyptian than greek.

Even enthusiasts of Monster Girls know there’s no such thing as Lamia.

~~Hello Darkness my old friend…~~

Donald J. Trump #wingnut

hold “TRUMP” accountable, when he’s totally innocent.

Talking about yourself in the third person is NOT the sign of a healthy, “stable genius” mind.

Kevin Sorbo #fundie

Well, why do Christians celebrate Easter when its name comes from a pagan goddess Ēostre? Why do Christians celebrate Halloween when it shares its roots with the pagan festival Samhain?

theatreboy #conspiracy #crackpot

@Malingspann #185215

To be fair to von Däniken, at least he explains his ideas better and he doesn’t think it’s all covered up by a "Rothschild conspiracy”…

FingerMan #crackpot #dunning-kruger

This isn’t even worth debunking. This is just soooooooooooo stupid…

But just to be clear, yes, mutations are chance occurences. But if a specific random mutation happens to give a greater benefit to survival chances, then the odds of that mutation being passed on to offspring and becoming a new “default” trait increases exponentially as generations pass. Hence, evolution. As was so aptly said in the first X-Men movie “Mutation is the key to evolution”.

Donald J. Trump #wingnut

TYPING IN ALL CAPS DOES NOT MAKE IT ANY MORE TRUE!!!!!

Donald J. Trump #wingnut

MAY THEY ROT IN HELL. AGAIN, MERRY CHRISTMAS!

May YOU freeze in Helheim first, you cowardly, lying, sadistic, egocentric, moronic jackass! I hope Krampus personally drags you there kicking and screaming. Happy Holidays to everybody of good will.

Seriously, who in their sane, merry mind combines “rot in hell” with a supposed genuine “merry christmas”? Isn’t wishing Hell upon someone the very antithesis of what the birth of Christ is supposed to be about?

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #wingnut

Donald J. Trump #wingnut

@Anon-e-moose #185087

Oh, hey, I just saw that movie yesterday for the first time with my mother and sister! Did a bit of a double-take when I recognized Trump’s voice in that one scene though.

various commenters #wingnut #racist

An ugly race.

looks at the likes of AV stars Anri Okita & Hitomi Tanaka, actresses like Lucy Liu or Ming-Na Wen, or numerous other VERY attractive Asian women Yeah, I don’t see it. Certainly beat the average fat, white, angry Karens, that’s for sure!

they all look like space aliens

I mean, the trope “green skinned space babes” is very popular in most sci fi, so that may not be the insult you think it is. Even if she’s a Meltrandi or a Ctarl-Ctarl, still beats most WASPs anyday.

Asians kind of act like space aliens as well.

If being “respectful” and “polite” (as stereotypical asians are) is considered “alien” to you, then I don’t know what to say!

Signed, a white man who ISN’T a piece of crap.

Ben Garrison #wingnut

So, Biden sleeping in the nude is somehow a crime greater than Trump commiting high treason? Did I get that right?

Solarian Civilization via Erena Velazquez #ufo #magick #conspiracy

We live on a planet called Solaris, which you call Universal Sun or Central Sun.

So, what is it? Is it a planet or a star? Because it can’t be both, dumbass!

We are the second oldest civilization in the Cosmos

So what’s the oldest one? The Nibblonians from Futurama? Doesn’t that make you by definition the evil Brainspawn?

Christian Post #conspiracy

As others have pointed out, it’s funny that when Christian fundies wish to discredit something, they call it a “religion”…

Donald J. Trump #wingnut

@Anon-e-moose #185013

Eh, I’d consider it a true Christmas Miracle if DT would finally be put behind bars for years (preferably in a prison where the inmates already hate him) and be banned from ever running for office ever again.

Steve Kirsch #conspiracy #pratt

@Peacemonger373 #184926

as an autistic man… fuck you

As an aspie with supportive parents who managed fine by himself, I concur.

Massresistance #conspiracy

If you do your part, God will do His.

This, I just do not get. If God is omnipotent and omniscient, then why does God NEED us to “do our part”? Why does God NEED us to pray? You’d think that if God so badly wants the USA to be a Christian nation then there is nothing we could do about it one way or another. And if the USA ISN’T a Christian nation, then obviously god couldn’t care less.

Seriously, can you think with your brain for once instead of your resisting ass?

wifeofbathes #sexist

Dude, seriously? Yes, I agree that rapists are the scum of the earth and all deserve to be castrated with a rusty spork without anesthesia. But that is a minority of men! Most of us aren’t misogynistic rapists, you know!

Mangalawyer #transphobia #dunning-kruger

@Creativerealms #184890

And she has short hair.

Holy crap, I was (partially) joking! I didn’t expect them to be that predictable and shallow!

What, they gave her short hair?

No, this is a serious question, I don’t know what version of Poison Ivy they are talking about but I noticed that altely a lot of transphobes and homophobes and “anti-wokers” and such tend to get their knickers in a twist whenever short-haired women are intorduced in fiction. Or whenever previously long-haired female characters get a haircut.

chrisanderson7844 #sexist

Trump. Putin. The Kims. Hitler. Stalin. Mussolini. And the COUNTLESS other MALE dictators throughout history. There’s a reason the term “insane, power-mad & inept ruler” is also known as “The Caligula”, after the batshit crazy MALE emperor. So, yeah, the statistics are NOT on our, masculine, side.

Jesse Lee Peterson #wingnut

“The Great White Hope”? Don’t you meen “The Fat Orange Menace”?

He could be relaxing

He DID. His excessive time of golfing during his presidency is proof of that.

but he loves the country.

Oh is that why he stole TOP SECRET documents that could endanger the nation and left them lying around in his bathroom?

Kim Goguen/Pamela J. Zeller #crackpot #wingnut #racist #ufo #magick #conspiracy

…I think I’m way to sober to even attempt to read this.

t’s almost embarrassing to be a human at this point.

Broken clock moment…

Donald J. Trump #wingnut

FOR FUCK’S SAKE!!! DT, IS YOUR CAPS LOCK BUTTON BROKEN OR WHAT!? Great Atheismo, do I HATE this mothafracker!!

Also, Colorado officially made it forbidden for Trump to run for President in their state because of his earlier insurrection attempt. Good. Hopefully other states will wise up!

Jesse Lee Peterson #fundie

…Frankly, I think that no self-respecting, omnipotent, omniscient, enlightened, eternal cosmic being would be offended or even threatened by an above-average intelligent ape. To some entity like that, being the world’s smartest human would mean no more than being the world’s smartest ant.

But what do I know, that’s just my intellect talking.

Donald J. Trump #wingnut #transphobia

Just- What the actual Hell is WRONG with America anymore!? This is blatant “dictatorial autocrat speech”!

Donald J. Trump #wingnut

THE UNITED STATES IS A CORRUPT & FAILING DEMOCRACY!

I mean, no shit! YOUR COUP from a few years ago really showed how democracy means jack squat to a lot of Americans!

Donald J. Trump #wingnut

@Creativerealms #184416

I mean, at this point, it’s no longer Godwin’s Law when it’s blatantly true.

Brian Niemeier #crackpot

Oh, you want to talk about “prominent Christian personalities”? Alright, fine! Here in Belgium the Catholic Church is currently in the middle of a MASSIVE scandal as more and more and more people, each galvanized by the last, are coming out to testify against the sexual abuse and child trafficking that numerous high-ranking church members did or covered up!

Can’t recall the Satanic Church ever getting that much scandals!

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #wingnut

Are they crazy? Mentally insane? Suicide bombers? Communist traitors?
Or could they be "on the take?"

Or, you know, Occam’s Razor combined with a bit of Hanlon’s Razor; it’s none of them.
I mean, what’s more likely? That +/-50% of USA citizens are all secretly covert, deep-cover agents for an international deep-state satanistic cabal with the sole purpose of destroying the modern world by cannibalizing “unborn babies” in pizzeria basements? Or that they’re just regular people trying to do what they think is best for their country by NOT installing a batshit-crazy orange dictator?

Oh, who the frick am I even asking this! It’s WAR! The undisputed king of Bizarro World…

Ben Garrison #conspiracy #wingnut

@Bastethotep #184379

To be fair, a full list of everyone who is “Naughty” (aka opposed to Trump becoming GEOTUS in any way) would be long enough to circumvent the globe.

Neogrendizer #crackpot #dunning-kruger

To quote GANDALF: “Florida... You fear to go into those tunnels. The MAGAs delved too greedily and too deep. You know what they awoke in the darkness of Mar-a-Lago... shadow and flame.”

Ben Garrison #conspiracy #wingnut

@Malingspann #184380

Well, as how appropriate as a movie named “angry” would be for Trump, I’m afraid that’s not it. “Sint” is just dutch for “saint”, and the movie title thus refers to the (evil) Saint Nick it revolves around.

And let me guess, Santa Trump writes his “naughty” list on a Death Note, right? (Kudo’s if you get the obscure reference)

Also also, Trump as Santa reminds me more of this than anything else.

Also also also, since Santa is based upon Saint Nicholas, who apparently lived in Turkey, does that mean that Santa Trump is a filthy foreigner who should be deported? And who is his bumbling “Black Pete” sidekick anyway?

Apologies, but as a native Belgian (where the legend of St. Nick is still very much alive over Santa), I am actually offended by these ignorant morons.

@MrArchnemesis #wingnut #racist

You put a monkey in a suit it’s still a monkey

I mean… looks at Donald Trump You’re not WRONG per se.

Mike Johnson #crackpot #elitist #fundie #god-complex

Because of course; clesarly nobody is more blaspheming than right-wing fundies…

Milton8 #moonbat #racist #sexist

…WOW!! What an ASSHOLE!!

…Look, even if you agree that the Palestinian people are opressed by Israel, that still does NOT excuse Hamas murdering, torturing, raping, etc hundreds of innocent people (including children and foreigners) with an inhuman sadism!! Seriously, what the actual Hell is WRONG with you!?

M.L. Nowlin #fundie

I just don’t get these assholes. If they wish to live in a theocracy so bad, then why don’t they just leave the USA? But no, instead they try to forcibly change the Constitution to turn the USA into its very antithesis, no matter how opposed to the FF’s wishes it may be, and then keep smugly acting like they’re the “true patriots”.

If you hate democracy and free speech so much, THEN LEAVE!!!

ksitigarbha9787 #crackpot

my friends cat it walks up to me slowly, goes up my leg and digs in the claws deep.

Evil detecting ~~dog~~ cat?

mark mooroolbark #forced-birth #sexist

Look, dumbass, abortion “kills babies” the same way oral sex or condoms kill babies. The difference is that the latter two prevent far more births in one go than the former, but I don’t see you crying about that!

Editorialteam #homophobia #transphobia #kinkshaming

And we don’t have to read about some queers hairy balls beating his meat.

…Dafuq? What kind of weird niche porn do you usually read? Because IF those things are in public libraries, they’re probably very hard to find unless you actively look for it.

Thank you Mass Resistance for all your hard work!!

Oh, great, they’re a fan of Ass Resistance…

Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 #conspiracy #wingnut

…You know, there are few people in the entire USA I despise more than this dumb, lying, hateful, ignorant attention-whore of a bitch. That is all.

Steve Kirsch #conspiracy #wingnut

Ignoring the fact that face masks are mostly used to reduce the spread of the infection, rather than make the wearer outright immune to all disease, where did that “paper” come from anyway? Is it from a reputable source, or did Steve Kitsch pull it out of his ass again?