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Urine Therapy Guide #quack #crackpot #conspiracy

Cynical Publius #wingnut #conspiracy #sexist #racist

@Sasha #209848

TBH, I thought that Muskrat taking over and letting all the banned vermin back to turn it into a toxic cesspool in was enough of a sign to cut down on the Twitter for everyone…

Except I don’t ever see Kamala Harris “constantly melting down in crazed anger”, tbh. But I DO see Donald Trump regularly throwing tantrums over the fact that for the first time in his life people are saying “NO” to him and he’s being held accountable for his actions.

Andrew Anglin #racist #dunning-kruger

Real talk for a moment, I’m really anxious about the current polls where Trump is vastly gaining ground over Harris. I mean, he’s an outright fascist who looks up to dictators and is supported by numerous fanatical neo-nazis; and with Russia and North Korea joining forces against Europe, I’m actually very scared that Trump is going to support their conquests. Or at the very least turn his back on us an let them do whatever.

I’m just saying PLEASE don’t let them win.

Dr. Abby Johnson #forced-birth #wingnut

Shut up, Ms Abby Johnson. If you really cared about children’s lives you wouldn’t be voting for the party that outright refuses to handle gun violence at schools.

An Angry Patriot #wingnut #transphobia #racist #quack #conspiracy

Wayne Allyn Root #fundie #wingnut

And then people laugh when we tell them Trump is a current-gen “Golden Calf”; an anti-christ worshiped as a false god and turning people away from actual Christianity…

Ken Ham #fundie

So, in short, it’s our own fault that our creator torments us for an eternity for having created the first of us imperfectly…

Blaming the victim, much?

Grayson Bakich #fundie

@Yutolia #209376

Once again, a fundie proves they simply cannot grasp the concept of “humor”. Especially if they can feel insulted instead.

The Hellenist #racist #fundie #conspiracy #psycho

Well, if Slavery is so great, I don’t suppose you’ll volunteer to be a slave to a rich black person? After all, you’ll be protected, fed, sheltered, and given honest work with absolutely no downsides whatsoever!

Allie Beth Stuckey #fundie #wingnut

@TheKingOfRhye #209221

They believed in helping the disavantadged, whether they were Christians or not. I guess I’m just really saying, more Christians should be like that, or just more humans in general.

Yeah, as I said I’m also a staunch atheist but I do think a lot of Jesus’ teachings have a LOT of merit no matter where or when you live or what beliefs you subscribe to. That just makes it sadder that a disproportionatly large amount of staunch “Christians” do the exact opposite of that. Didn’t Jesus even once say “God would rather have a virtuous nonbeliever than a judgmental christian”, or is that the Mandela effect?

…Look, I fully get if one cannot literally afford to spend time and/or money on charities. But WHY is it too much to ask to NOT be an asshole to your fellow humans no matter what? A mere kind word and a friendly face can go a LONG way to making someone else’s day.

I don’t know how many times we have to tell you this, but NOT allowing hateful bigots to discriminate against POCs, LGBTQIA+ folk, single mothers, the poor, Jewish people, the disabled, etc. is NOT the same as “persecuting Christians”.

Besides, it’s not our fault that you jerks erroniously believe that “Christianity” is synonymous with “hateful, entitled asshole”… I mean, I’m an atheist and I also believe in Jesus’ teachings of “shelter the homeless”, “feed the hungry”, “love thy neighbor”, “do not judge lest ye be judged” and all that; so why can’t you?

Ramprakash Solanki, Dinesh Baghel, Jasodhan Singh, Veerpal Singh and Laxman Singh #fundie #psycho #magick

…WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!!!!

Heaven Updates, OlipahNalungwe, faith1222 #sexist #fundie

@Conscience #209066

True, but the way the OP acts it’s like any random woman in jeans gives off some sort supernatural succubus aura that compels him to masturbate in public like his life depends on it… Which says more about him than about the woman in question.

@Bastethotep #209062

Exactly. Don’t know about the OP’s weird standards that he’s projecting upon us all, but to me loose trousers are FAR less arousing than short or even medium skirts.

Besides, I’m more of a boob man than a leg man myself. And what should a busty woman do if her loose clothes can hardly contain/hide her prodigious bosom? Amputate her breasts? That’s usually what fundies tend to throw fits over…

JESUS WARNED ME About WOMEN WEARING TROUSERS

…You’d think Jesus (a man wearing a robe, but whatever) has better things to do than obsess about women with pants.

They Will Not Enter HEAVEN!!

If Heaven’s the place where judgmental assholes like you go to and Hell is the place where regular women go to for being “too tempting”, I’d rather go to Hell myself… Seems a lot more fun and pleasant!

I think you don't know who your Father is by now

Oh, I know who my father is. He’s the guy whose balls I shot out of when he had sex with my pants-wearing mother… And I’m pretty sure Jesus is not that person.

EDIT: Just to be clear, I’m really not this vulgar IRL. I’m just trying to make a point here.

whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.

I’ll keep saying this, but this seems more like a man problem than a woman problem to me…

Rev. Jackson Lahmeyer #fundie #racist #conspiracy

@Malingspann #209031

They want huge poster versions of Trump’s mugshot with the caption THE DONALD IS WATCHING YOU everywhere?

Oh lord, that sound terrifiying as shit! I don’t think I’d be able to sleep without nightmares…

If ANYONE matches all the criteria for “Antichrist” right now, it’s Donald Trump…

Daniel & Derek Salter/Dr. Michael Salla #ufo #conspiracy

You know, it’s very convenient, isn’t it, Mr. Michael Salla? How all of those “whistleblowers” you keep pulling out of your ass somehow always get away without ANY repercussions whatsoever for blatantly leaking TOP-SECRET information WAY above their pay grade while stupidly using their real names. Funny, it’s almost like the Government couldn’t care less about these crackpots because they’re just random morons blowing hot air.

Tatsuya Ishida #crackpot #fundie #racist

@Vgal #208941

Very weird…

Sorry then, the best thing I can do is link to the page it’s posted on; second image from the top.

But as I said, it’s just my weeb side showing. Nothing really worth anything.

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #wingnut

They tried to assassinate him.

You know what, WAR? If Trump on live TV somehow gets shot in the head and yet stands up again, bathed in holy light as church bells toll and the bullet and blood vanish into thin air, I MIGHT just believe that his candidacy is a divine ordainment. But until then it’s nothing more than just another stupid right-wing nutjob not managing to shoot straight.

Tatsuya Ishida #crackpot #fundie #racist

Ann Barnhardt #fundie #homophobia

Mandy #transphobia #fundie

Don’t get me wrong. I am proud. I am proud to be a Christian. I am proud to be raised in Tennessee. I am proud to be American.

I thought Pride was a Sin? Or is only a sin if “THEY” use it? Effing hypocrites…

However, I am not proud to be associated with “Pride.”

I rest my case. Double Standards, much?

Tatsuya Ishida #crackpot #fundie #racist

@Bastethotep #208911

Not to mention Zeus was kinda a colossal asshole in the myths and a borderline rapist. So I’m not sure why Tatsuya has Zeus shown as the “good guy”.

@Anon-e-moose #208915

True, but Doomguy is more a western character from a western franchise.

Considering Tatsuya is Japanese, I’d go more “Ichigo Kurosaki killed Soul King Adnyeus”.

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Forced to do so by Adnyeus’ own child, Yhwach; “If you cannot understand it, then allow me to explain; nobody can take anything away from me. If you were unaware, then it is time for you to learn - everything in this world exists to be taken by me!”

Also slightly more relevant to today. Plus Ishida is the name is Ichigo’s friend/rival anyway, so…

loreal2922 #fundie

…Looney Tunes is a horror movie? I must have been watching the wrong Bugs Bunny then.

it is a sin to watch those cartoons bcuz it leads people to hell.

What doesn’t lead people to Hell according to you idiots anyway?

Ken Ham #fundie #pratt

Everyone has a worldview—including atheists. Everyone has beliefs about life and the universe—including atheists.

That actually is true, no argument there.

However, like expected, Ham goes of the rails into batshit inanity even when he begins with making sense:

your worldview is your religion, and its foundation is either man’s word or God’s Word

No, it’s not. A religion may be a worldview, yes, but a worldview is not a religion per se. Because thing is, even though we Atheists have our own convictions and beliefs and perhaps even spirituality, we still don’t believe in any gods! That’s the critical difference that makes us NOT religious.

ApertureBear #conspiracy #crackpot

I actually like dogs more than cats myself, but even I think you’re an asshole.

JonFreeman #wingnut #pratt #dunning-kruger

@Malingspann #208554

Oh, I heard another one of those “logics” once;

“Nothing is better than Kobe steak.

A slice of bread is better than nothing.

Ergo…

A slice of bread is better than Kobe steak!”

nonenosome2 #transphobia #wingnut #forced-birth

@JM1234 #208527

Exactly, Trump is the kind of person who only cares about ruling a government, not about actually running it. He wants all of the power and priveliges, and none of the responsibilities. Which is bad enough for a "leader” on its own, but considering Trump is an easily manipulated idiot, it only makes things worse.

Eric Hovind #fundie

Atheist myself here;

NO AFTERLIFE

My opinions on the “justice” of an eternal Hell aside, if there is no guaranteed afterlife I see it as a good thing. It only makes us appreciate the life we do have much more, and reduces the chances of us screwing it up. And just FYI, reward or punishment afterlives are repeatedly proven to not work as a deterrent, considering how many times people have commited atrocities because of them.

NO HOPE

Actually, everyone has at least some hope. If we didn’t we’d just be lying down and dying out of pure despair…

NO PURPOSE

I have a purpose. Just because it’s not a divine, pre-ordained purpose doesn’t mean it’s not real. The purpose I gave myself is to try to enjoy the life I have as much as I can without causing hurt to people around me. You should try it sometime.

Donald Trump Jr. #racist #dunning-kruger #pratt

“You look at the Bible Belt, you look at the demographic makeup, you look at the average I.Q. — if you import christofascists into your country, you’re going to become a theocratic hellhole, That’s just basic. It’s not racist. It’s just fact”

There, fixed it for ya!

various commenters #transphobia

You know, Ovarshits, you keep acting like your transphobia is your way of “protecting womenfolk from them evil males” to the point that you go all “no true scotsman” on any woman who isn’t a TERF like you. But let me ask you something, what have you TERFs EVER done to help actual women in need?

Because let me introduce you to a certain Vtuber; Vexoria. She’s a RL breast cancer survivor and has used her fame to bring a lot of attention to that terrible disease that mostly affects women. She even updated her Vtuber model with the same scar on her breasts that she got IRL. She’s also a fun, happily married person with two kids who is good friends with fellow Vtuber Mimcubus (aka VA Jessie James Grelle - the voice of Armin Arlert in AoT amongst others), who is a transwoman IRL.

My point being that you Ovarshit TERFs are just utter waste of oxygen, a disgrace to women everywhere, and you and your sheer hatred should just go rot in a remote grave somewhere to be forgotten.

Seriously, you disgust me. And I’m not even going to do you the service of calling you “c*nts”, as RL c*nts tend to be warm, soft, and useful. The exact opposite of you.

DaveTV1 #homophobia #conspiracy

…So Adolf Hitler’s problem wasn’t that he was a genocidal mad tyrant who started a cataclysmic World War, but rather that he had "too many" sexual fetishes.

…Sure, why not. At this point few inanities fundies proclaim can still surprise me.

Robert D Vaughn Jr #wingnut

Look, look! I think it’s trying to communicate!

Marjorie Taylor Greene #conspiracy #crackpot

Wayne Allyn Root #wingnut

…Well that is a thing that I just read.

You know, wasn’t there once a crossover comic of sorts where Superman fought Godzilla? Or is that the Mandela effect decieving me? I’m bringing this up because now I want to see the Big Blue Boyscout, the true embodiment of American Virtues, fight and obliterate Trumpzilla, an all-destroying, mindless monster born out of ’Murica’s collective evil.

University of Liège #moonbat

@Sasha #207949

Well, it would certainly turn the world more fabulous, though I’m not sure if that would make it more habitable.

To be clear, I’ll be the first to admit that us white men aren’t the Paragons of virtue some white surpemacists act like we are. But this seems like it’s taking it too far. Also, how in the actuall fuck does sexuality have anything to do with Earth’s habitability?

Donald Trump #psycho #wingnut

…WTF, is all I can say. I mean, granted this is the same Trump that made positive comments about Hannibal Lecter as I recall, but to actually propose to make the dystopian future of The Purge a reality…

As was once said “We’ve had vicious kings and we’ve had idiot kings. But I don’t think we’ve ever been cursed with a vicious idiot for a king.”

I’m sorry, but the fact that this piece of subhuman shit has a fair chance of becoming POTUS again… It just ruins my faith in humanity. I mean it, I’m honestly extremely anxious about the upcoming elections. And I’m not even American! The world is currently too unstable to let that maniac get any power ever again.

Some comments I just read about Trump on a native news site: “For worldpeace Trump is better” or “The only man that belongs in the White House is Donald Trump”. That Trumpism is eroding common sense here as well…

Den66kj #racist

The result was me. Someone looking like a genetic experiment that went wrong.

I have no idea what you look like, so I cannot comment on that. But you certainly behave like some sort of psychopathic abomination that simply cannot comprehend what basic humanity is like.

But why the fuck would someone do this shit?

I rest my case. You clearly lack the basic empathy and complex emotions needed to understand the concept of “love”.

I constantly have problems with my skin

So do I; my skin is very greasy and that annoys the crap out of me. But you don’t see me incelling about it…

Bishop Alan DiDio/Rick Renner #fundie #magick #ufo #conspiracy

@Anon-e-moose #207781

‘Giants’?
Not as awesome as the Zentraedi in “Macross”.
Or the Jötnar in the Norse Eddas.

True.

…Tbh, when fundies talk of giants, they probably think of hidious, Christian-eating trolls(*) who defy god. When most weebs think of giants, we tend to think of Klein Klan from Macross, or Diane from Seven Deadly Sins, or Tio from Monster Musume. Or even Alcina Dimitrescu from RE Village. In other words, some of us aren’t necessarily scared off by that. It also doesn’t hurt that female Jotunn are often described as incredibly beautiful in Norse myths, like Gerdr or Skadi, who were even courted by some Aesir.

(*)Personally I don’t get how those trolls don’t get indigestion from the sheer, concentrated self-righteousness and hypocrisy…

Brother Nathanael #racist #wingnut #quack #conspiracy

@TheKingOfRhye #207798

My parents, who I’m pretty sure are both voting for Trump

My sympathies.

Jim #wingnut #homophobia #sexist #racist

Look, it’s late and I’m not goint to spend too much effort on this right now, but for any moron who keeps parroting “go woke go broke” I’ll present exhibit A; Baldur’s Gate III (lesbian & gay couples, LGBTQIA+ friendly character creator). And exhibit B; Cyberpunk 2077 (trans characters, LGBTQIA+ friendly character creator). And exhibit C; One Piece as of late (transgender characters like Yamato and Kiku). And even Star Wars (still a multi-million dollar franchise despite the haters). Oh, and Outlaws wasn’t underperforming for being “woke”, but rather for being launched with excessive bugs while overpriced; like what Ubisoft tends to do lately…

Also, Deadpool and Wolverine was awesome, yeah. But the main antangonist? Played by a non-binary actor last time I checked. Also, a lesbian couple (Negasonic and Yuki) are notable & lovable side-characters.

So, yeah.

Also, Critical Drinker and Nerdrotic are ASSHOLES. There, I said it. Despite their own claims about being “reviewers”, they’re borderline-racist right-wing conservative uncultured bigots who HATE every piece of “recent” media that is popular and call it “woke” and shit on it (both because they’re assholes and because of the views from right wingers); but never, EVER talk about actual quality stuff from the past that they supposedly like.

And finally, “Communist Lesbian Space Witches” sounds AWESOME.