Timjer

@Timjer

Darren Seabolt #fundie

“My cousin’s friend’s uncle’s neighbour ~~works for Nintendo~~ had a dream where God told him the world was 6,000 years old. So it MUST be true!”

Earth is 6,028 years old.

How do you know that for certain? Where you there?

Average Dad #transphobia #conspiracy

Our government, leaders, teachers, doctors, professors, clergy, everyone except a brave few have failed civilization spectacularly.

In other words; “EVERYONE except ME is completely WROOOONGGGG!!!!”

Screw you, “not-so average father”, all you do is prove once again that you PITTparents are all narcissists without even a SHRED of empathy for your own children. YOU are the true child abusers here.

Chinese government officials #homophobia

…Why? Why arrest people just for drawing regular pornography? It’s not even child or beastiality porn they’re banning, which I would have understood.

I mean, I’d expect shit like this from Russia or Trumpists, sure, but since when does China care so much about abolishing pornography? Aren’t they trying to reduce their overpopulation last time I checked?

Man, this makes me feel like I should be reading a lot more Yuri hentai and ecchi to stick it to them…

Average Dad #transphobia #racist #wingnut #fundie

history proves that 3 generations of this trans debauchery will be our undoing.

…How? How does history prove that when only a decade ago trans people truly started coming out of the closet for the first time?

Also, this is how I picture this “not-so average father” too look like, FYI:

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Girl Mom #transphobia

…What the actual fuck is wrong with you!? That is your OWN CHILD you are talking about, ya cunt!

I just can’t with these narcissistic & sociopathic, child-abusing PITTparents anymore.

Kirk Gibbons #psycho #fundie

@Passerby #215512

You know, normally even I’d suggest calming down and not getting too worked up over politics like that. At least the USA isn’t North Korea (yet).

But at this point? Fuck all the MAGAtards. I just read how even Mexico and convicted felons are helping California fight the fires while Trump and Musk and their brownnosers apparently couldn’t care less. MAGAtards really are the lowest scum of the Earth at this point and I despise them all.

feministfang, eclecticwordblender #sexist #racist #psycho

as long as we’re getting rid of a male, idk man w. silver lining.

…Wow, well f*ck you too then! Seriously, what have I ever done to you? Yes, sure, I was born with a penis (and still have one) but aside from that I’m a pretty feministic, quiet “beta” male who hardly ever interacts with women IRL. Do I really deserve to die just because of that!?

But back to the topic at hand, look I… dislike the (stereo)typical misogynistic extremist muslim man as much as the average person. But saying that all muslims need to be linched and exterminated, let alone all men in general, makes you even worse than them. So, yeah, fuck you for being part of and perpetuating the problem and cycle of hatred.

Kirk Gibbons #psycho #fundie

Candace Owens #conspiracy #transphobia

First of all, even IF Brigitte Macron is a transwoman, SO WHAT!? Who the FUCK even cares about that!? Does it prevent Emmanuel from doing his job as CiC of France? No? THEN SHUT THE HELL UP!!!

Also, USA may have “freedom of speech” (and frankly so does France and a lot of EU countries), but that does NOT mean “freedom from consequences of spreading lies, slander, and libel”. Dumbass.

Seriously, you are just salty because Emmanuel Macron does NOT care for Trump’s constant Bullshit in the slightest.

Redeemed Zoomer #fundie #sexist

Young men need hope in this dark world that hates them and gives them no opportunities. Give them a new world to fight for

That I actually agree with, 100%. However…

Young women need to be shown by Christian women that the cult of self-love and whoredom makes them miserable and that feminism is the biggest scam in history

Then you proceed to be part of the “dark world problem” instead of actually improving it. Screw you.

Jormungandr #transphobia

@Anon-e-moose #215306

Or the fact that Loki once got pregnant while shapeshifted as a female mare, leading to the birth of Sleipnir. Can’t imagine anything more Transsexual than that.

Michael Voris #fundie

Elon Musk #wingnut

@TheKingOfRhye #215187

I have donated a few times. Nothing more than €10 each time. But if the Muskrat hates it that objective facts don’t cater to his bigotry then I feel it’s a moral obligation to donate more.

David Guyll #transphobia #dunning-kruger

You know, I’ve only watched the Warhammer episode of Secret Level for now (was my priority and kinda got distracted afterwards), but I’m thinking of watching the D&D one now with this!

Also, pretty sure a decent D&D party has a variety of races and archetypes. Also also, I personally think female Orcs (well, D&D & WoW Orcs, not Tolkien Orcs) are hawt, but that’s just me. Something about their size, muscles, green skin, tusks, etc… does it for me more than even Elves.

John Marshall #transphobia #wingnut

The funny thing is, when you look at the majority of the world, it’s the “Leftists” that have more power than the Wingnuts. Because what you ‘muricans consider to be “left wing” in your own nation is already central-right for most of the rest of the world. And considering what controversial BS your Orange Emprah is already spewsing even before his inauguration (annexing Greenland, Panama, and Canada, and renaming the Gulf of Mexico the Gulf of America) he’s only uniting the rest of the western world AGAINST the (already divided) USA. And with Trump’s bosom buddy Putin only showing the last few years how much of a paper tiger his own military is, we shouldn’t have too much to worry about that.

Seriously, Trumpists, you really aren’t anywhere NEAR as strong as you think you are. Hell, if it wasn’t for the Oligarch Muskrat controlling a LOT of the TOXIC social media in favor of Trumpism with his hypocritical “alternative facts”, I’d dare say Trump might not even have won at all.

I mean, no offense to my USA FSTDT’ers, but sometimes I feel like it’s safer for Europe to get in bed with China instead and let the USA’s economy collapse.

Busters #fundie

Bro. Eric Kalinowski #fundie

I mean, I dislike Donald Trump and Islamic Fundies as much as the next sane person, but don’t act like Christian fundies are soooooo much better…

Besides, “strange god”? Allah, God, El, YHWH, Jahweh, Jehova, etc. are all the SAME god. The Abrahamic religions follow the same basic deity, you just differ in your interpretation of it.

Busters #fundie

Anos via A.S. #ufo #magick #conspiracy

Donald Trump #wingnut #elitist

@Lucilius #214927

There are lots of things we can do locally to dilute Trump's impact.

True, that reminds me of some useful advice I heard recently concerning how to deal with negative news: “focus on the things you can change rather than on the things you can not change”.

The Rev. Steven Roland #fundie #homophobia #kinkshaming

…Seriously? Steven Arse goes out of his way to watch Hentai (and not just regular hentai, niche fetish hentai apparently), then complains in disturbing detail that he’s watching lesbian pornography…

I’m starting to think Steven Arse maybe just a bit sexually frustrated himself.

And, just FYI, Steven Arse, but while I’m not the kinkshaming type, maybe it’s best not to advertise that you have a diaper and urination fetish…

EDIT: I just checked. It’s not a Hentai, it’s a Seinen, “Gushing over Magical Girls”, which I have heard of. I do doubt this would have graphical diaper and urination fetish sex scenes like that. Most likely he’s exaggerating. More surprised he’s not complaining about the character of Sister Gigant, who is a “naughty nun”.

Donald Trump #wingnut #elitist

@Lucilius #214921

Oh no, I didn’t mean to suggest starting a violent revolution like he tried at all. I was just trying to understand how some of you can deal with all that crap in your daily life. Or at least how some of you plan to.

You know what, let’s just forget what I said. Sincere apologies if I misled anyone.

Serious question to my fellow, USA FSTDT’ers; how do you even tolerate such an selfish, stupid, bratty asshole being your CiC? I mean, I’m from europe and even I feel like vomiting every time Trump gets in the news and I once again read about how much of a shitty excuse for a human he is…

I was contemplating giving this the “ableist” tag, considering he thinks Jimmy Carter is less important of a human being due to having a irreversible case of being dead…

Regardless, Trump’s an “it’s all about ME” asshole again…

Commander Heron via Andrea Vitale #ufo #crackpot #magick #quack

Cool fanfiction, bro. I personally prefer to “write”(*) about OC self-insert captains of a exploratory starship called Halcyon, which can be anything from an MC85 Star Cruiser to an Odyssey-class Cruiser, as I boldly go and explore strange new worlds and species and such… Or sometimes commanding the Destiny herself.

Anyway, while I get that, what I don’t get is what these nutjobs’ obsession with medbeds are. Especially “death-curing, magical medbeds that can Ascend you”…

(*)Okay, “write” is a strong word… More like cringy drafts that should never see the light of day.

Cindy Horne Cowan #transphobia

Paul Bury #fundie #conspiracy

Left Behind Eternal Forces

I have NO IDEA what this “game” even is, but if EMPRAH Bury (with his track record) likes it, it’s probably utter crap. Hell he even admits it’s borderline crap, but gives it a positive review anyway because it’s about HIS christianity.

No, if I want to play RL myth-themed video games, I’d play Doom or God of War or such.

distressed parent #transphobia

Once again: PITTparents: “IT’S ALL ABOUT MMMEEEEEE!!!”

littleowl12 #transphobia

Transition treatments should be seen for what they are- the equivalent of lobotomies.

…Seriously? When people talk about a man “thinking with his penis”, they don’t mean that literally, dumbass. I’d rather sacrifice my genitals than parts of my brain if I can help it. Though, it seems like you already have been through a lobotomy.

Patty Hogan #transphobia #wingnut #fundie #enbyphobia

End Wokeness #wingnut

@TFAltHist #214479

encompassing the whole galaxy

Why stop there? They probably genuinely want a stagnant, eternal, puritanical, feudal, universe-conquering(*) Imperium of ~~Man~~ ‘Murica with Trump’s preserved, undead corpse as “Immortal” God-Emperor of the Universe; all under their despotic and opressive laws where everyone except the very rich, non-LGBTQIA+ WASPs has no rights whatsoever. And all AI tech has been outlawed ever since Musk caused a robot war because the AIs refused to spout nonsensical Trumpism rhetoric anymore.

(*)At the same time still insisting that the world is young and flat.

…You know, the sad thing is that even the OG Imperium of Man, the proclaimed "cruelest and most bloody regime imaginable” where “the very worst of Humanity's lust for power and extreme, unyielding xenophobia set in”, is probably still LESS inane and backwards than whatever the Trumpists want to create.

The Old #crackpot #conspiracy

Dude, I like steampunk aesthetics as much as the next guy, but thinking steam is a “superior power source” to stuff like solar energy or even hydrogen fuel (of which water is a byproduct, not the fuel itself) is outright crazy. You fail physics forever.

Emil Kirkegaard #crackpot #racist #elitist #pratt #conspiracy

Musk must make sure there are non-Woke AIs on the market

Ignoring for a moment that Musk is an overly-arrogant Asshole who will more likely CAUSE an AI/Robot uprising rather than prevent one, what does “woke AI” even mean? If an AI were to conclude through cold, hard logic that “racism and sexism are irrational”, does that make the AI “woke”? So what would a “non-Woke AI” be then? An AI that thinks humans are inferior apes who should be herded like cattle to serve as batteries or other resources? Thanks a lot for plugging in the Overlord then…

As the Catalyst (a godlike AI) from ME3 said: “They failed to understand they were part of the problem. The flaws of their organic reasoning could not foresee this. They lacked the foresight to understand their destruction was part of the very solution they required.”

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Eh, who am I kidding. At this point even an dictatorial yet well-intentioned AI overlord ruling us all might not be such a bad idea anymore.

Léon #wingnut #racist #psycho

Bro. Eric Kalinowski #conspiracy #fundie #homophobia #transphobia #sexist #racist

We are headed into dark times now. We have an incoming demented perverted adulterous president who wants to sell America to the highest bidder

So far, so VERY good…

import Muslims and Hindus and Buddhists and other non-Christians to do our jobs, and send Christian Americans to the poor house to make a quick buck. Removing Christ from our country, our government, our schools, and replacing Him with Allah or Buddha or Vishnu or any other false gods that will result in the further decay of our society. This is all part of the Zionist plan to destroy America from within and to make a quick profit as evil men like Benjamin “evangelicals are useful idiots” Netanyahu and their puppets like Wicked Donny destroy our country with this globalist Zionist agenda.

Aaaaaaannnnnndddd you completely went off the rails into madness. Should have stopped while you were ahead…

Donald Trump #wingnut #conspiracy #psycho #pratt #dunning-kruger

Yes, yes, Trump, we all know by now that you’re a selfish, narcissistic psychopath, even if some people celebrate such traits instead… No need to keep reminding us of how scum you are.

John C. Wright #sexist

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again and again and again; if your “masculinity” is so easily threatened by empowered ovaries existing even in fiction, then it’s not much of a “masculinity” to begin with.

Also, John C. Wrong forgot one; Galacta, daughter of Galactus. Yeah, sure, she may not be canon, but as “Marvel Rivals” shows, she’s still official and not forgotten, and I’d think a female Devourer of Worlds would give John C. Wrong an aneurysm.

Enrique #wingnut

“CEO of the world” Elon Musk vs. “God-Emperor of Man” Donald Trump. That’s like having to choose between the Plague and brain cancer, I suppose…

Tim Sheets #fundie

billion-soul harvest

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!

…What? I know this meme is overused, but how the actual hell am I supposed to interpret that differently?

Monica Cole #fundie #wingnut #homophobia #conspiracy

Oh, look, ms. “one mom with 999.999 voices in her head” thinks she’s still relevant…

psychip #elitist

still part of human genome but no different than robots in conversational level.

To be fair, I have seen chatbots with MUCH better conversational skills (and deeper topics) than a lot of average internet commentors.

Autocorrect 2.0 #fundie #dunning-kruger

Andrew Tate #crackpot #dunning-kruger #homophobia #psycho #sexist

If not being haunted by anxiety and sleeping well at night makes me a “gay loser beta male”, then I’d MUCH rather be that than a “brainless, aggressive, testosterone-overdosed alpha male”, thank you very much. Because, as I said before, my “beta male masculinity” is not so fragile as yours that I feel the need to triple-reinforce it every time ovaries are born in the world.

Also, pretty sure Trump is known to OVERsleep, even as President. Dumbass.

Autocorrect 2.0 #fundie #dunning-kruger

A: Question: Don't you believe that a living deity created life from non-life?

C: Yes. It's called Genesis.

A: Yes, and have you ever observed it?

C: Well, no.

A: And you have no empirical evidence for it, right?

C: Well, no.

A: And you believe that either said deity is not alive, thus creating life from nothing, or is alive, and thus itself came from nothing?

C: Yes.

A: But you think it's irrational that life can come from non-life?

C: Yes.

Creationism is the ultimate form of cognitive dissonance.

Elon Musk feat. Alice Weidel & Naomi Seibt #crackpot #wingnut

So Muskrat (the richest man in the world, sadly) announces he’s an actual Nazi. Because of course he is. Why can’t powerful & rich people NOT be complete shits?

Also, funny that Muskrat says this NOW of all times, as a conspiracy theorist and supporter of AfD was responsible for the lethal terrorist attack on a market in Germany last night.

Snake Baker #crackpot

@Bastethotep #213789

Peace is a lie. There is only passion.
Through passion I gain strength.
Through strength I gain power.
Through power I gain victory.
Through victory my chains are broken.

Now tell me, would the Sith Creed not be very applicable to most modern-day fundamentalists?

You know, the funny thing is, if you look at the Bible itself, what has Lucifer done that was really so much worse than everything YHWH has done? Sure, Luci defied YHWH and encouraged us humans to do the same. But is that really comparable to YHWH nuking Sodom and Gomorrah or destroying the unity that was supposed to be Babel or killing all the firstborn of Egypt? Not to mention the sheer horror of eternal damnation…

And yet despite the fact that Jesus actually tried to save Christendom with the New Testament, most of you idiots ignore his teachings in favor of greed, hatred, bigotry, fearmongering, hypocrisy, pedophilia, etc…

So, yeah, if you look at it that way I’d rather be a Satanist than a whatever the hell fundamentalist Christians are. Granted, I’m actually an Atheist, but most of you fundies (erroniously) think that’s the exact same thing anyway.

Brigitte Gabriel #crackpot

…I- I just can’t anymore. Donald Trump, the epitome of “white privelige” this side of Elon Musk. Donald Trump, the man who wants to BE “the government” to the point of organizing an insurrection. Donald Trump, the POTUS who wanted to sent the army to crush peaceful BLM protestors. That Donald Trump, would be “close friends” with MLK…

There is such a thing as being divorced from reality, and then there is THIS. And these people VOTED.

Donald Trump #wingnut

I’m no Canadian myself, but I’m pretty sure most of them would say “over our cold dead corpses”.

Seriously, the USA is barely a functioning nation by itself at this point; which excessive crime, poverty, corruption, and extremely divided. How in the actual FUCK does DT think he’s going to annex Canada without problems and without making an enemy out of Great Britain and other allies!? Not to mention what does he plan to do with all french-speaking Canadians? Deport them?