“SantinoTheCatholic: FUCK YOU!!!”
Noted.
“Pets are fucking surrogate children,”
Probably why so many people call them ‘fur kids.’
“adopted by lazy idiots who suffered abusive childhoods themselves.”
Way to tar everyone with a wide brush. Molest any altar boys recently, Catholic?
“No, they are not easier,”
Father of three boys, had dogs most of the time i grew up.
Pets ARE easier.
“they shit everywhere,”
I have changed enough diapers to know this isn’t a big distinction.
“bark at nothing,”
Never sat for a three-year-old, have you.
“think with their stomachs,”
A-heh. Both cases, you spend way too much time asking, “What do you have in your mouth?”
"and, most of all, ARE NOT HUMANS AND CANNOT DEVELOP TRUE RELATIONSHIP.”
Okay. I have a relationship with my wife’s teddy bear (Jealous little shit). It’s real to me, your mileage may vary.
“Children the very same instincts that pets do, only in a more natural way.”
Children are MORE natural than pets? Interesting idea. Total bullshit, but interesting.
"You, sir, need a child.”
Oh, blow it out your ass. Not a decision you can make for anyone else.