“i can't stand children. People consider me a monster, because I physically cant handle being around children. I hate to hear them laugh, I despise hearing them cry and I cant stand to hear them play.”
As a species, we’re evolved to find babies cute, to feel protective of children. And we find baby cries irritating so that someone will DO something about it.
So if people learn your attitude, they see you as not fitting in with the rest of the population.
of course, if you’re trying to be an edgelord, you missed a step. You should ENJOY hearing babies cry. But that’s just a performance note for you.
"I cant think of anything worse than to have to be a mother.”
How about being a narcissist who not only judges everyone by their prejudices but thinks everyone else should share them?
"I pity people who decided to have children”
Oh, spare us. We decided it for ourselves and never looked back.
"they never have any peace and quiet”
Not ‘never.’ You reclaim a tiny bit every time your kid develops. One day they can dress themselves, then they can feed themselves, then they can cook Thanksgiving Dinner for twenty…
“ they constantly worry and have to listen to the nagging and whinging of the brats all day.”
And one day, your child comes home after his first performance review, says ‘They said everything YOU always tell me!’ and it validates every life choice you’ve ever made.
"How often dont I see a mother shouting at her kids - my God! why did you bother to have them - you knew they would be a menace!”
Shouting doesn’t mean regrets are being tendered. But after you’ve shouted ‘enough,’ then you can get results from just a glare.
“most marriages fall to pieces as soon as the baby arrive”
Citation needed to support ‘most.’
And not just because we’re still married, and the kids are 32 and 37.
"and most children grow up hating their parents”
Citation needed to support ‘most.’
“who had to offer up sooo much to get them where they are .. to me this is a pointless cycle.”
We chose to have kids knowing we’d pay their college and sporting fees and uniforms and dental and glasses and medical and first car and first suit… SO THAT they’d be successful upon entering the world. And they’re successes. ‘S not pointless.
"Nothing irritates me more than being asked 'so when are you going to have kids?'”
More than being asked, ‘why are you such a twat-waffle?’ Huh.
"or people saying ' oh I didnt like children either - until I had my own' .. and then they stare sadly into the oblivion..”
Yeah, unsympathetic people are just SO annoying, aren’t they?
"It irritates me that people make such a fuss over 'let children be children' and 'let the kids play'. Surely having ill behaved children is not 'natural'?”
Oh, I’d alMOST wish kids on you just for that steep learning curve.
“Quite frankly I am more upset over animal abuse than I am over child abuse.”
Got that backwards, edgelord.
“In fact it doesnt bother me at all.”
Inconsistent, you should say you enjoy and/or support it.
“I can totally relate to mothers dumping their kids in a park and making off for the hills.”
Dumpster.
More in character to say you identify with the mothers who dump the kids in a dumpster.
"So all and all there is not much wrong with me apart from the grave irritation with children.”
Just apart from not having the basic instincts or outlook of a member of the human species. And bragging about it.
Like a Vulcan who can’t do math in their head, or a Ferrengi socialist.