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Rev. Jack Hibbs #fundie #wingnut #pratt #conspiracy

jasklologist #wingnut

It’s not just Trump; the Right as a whole is-

-is corrupt to the core. There, finished it for ya.

sick of asking nicely for them to stop

Since effin’ WHEN have rightwingers EVER “asked nicely”?

Republican politicians will increasingly see that there’s no downside to using all the powers at their disposal against academia.

So you admit they are abusing their powers in blatant violation of the friggin’ FIRST AMENDEMENT!?

Stop being racist and stop discriminating against Conservatives?

That’s not racism by ANY definition… “Conservative” is neither a race nor a religion, dumbass. And even so, Conservatism itself is not fought against, it’s the racist buttholes WITHIN the right that people try to oppose.

Opposing discrimination is NOT discrimination by itself! How hard is that to get!?

This feels like one of those collapses that will happen very slowly and then all at once.

I actually agree with that. Trump shutting down any public institutions and independent thought and kicking out all your imported brainpower is most certainly going to collapse the USA from the superpower it used to be. Because, face it, the average ‘murican is dumb as bricks.

Donald Trump #wingnut #conspiracy #mammon

@Bastethotep #225439

Hmmm, I don’t know… On one hand, if Trump really is such a humanoid abomination (and I use the term “humanoid” loosely), then it kinda slightly restores my faith in the goodness of humanity. On the other hand, if Trump is not that, then he is still just as much an infinitesimal speck as the rest of us are, which hurts his immense-yet-fragile ego far more.

Adventurous-Ear9433 #magick #dunning-kruger

If the heart is your “true brain”, then by all means, yo don’t really need your “head brain” anymore, do you? I DARE you to try and lobotomize yourself right here and now to prove yourself right. Every second you hesitate, you only prove me right…

whatishappeningtous25 #conspiracy #ufo

@Sasha #225423

Oh, alright then. Happy to teach!

Yeah, when you called me “Mr. Spock”, I thought you were being sarcastic. You know, like how people call you “Sherlock” when you state the blatantly obvious instead. Glad to know I was mistaken.

The Zetas via Nancy Lieder #ufo #magick #conspiracy

<@KeithInc.> #225420

You’d think that most people intelligent enough to vote would have learned by now after “The Wall” was such a huge fiasco… But then again, if they did they wouldn’t have reelected Trump to begin with. “Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.”

Verlisify #fundie #pratt #wingnut #dunning-kruger #elitist

Context: “Rare Candies” are very rare items in the Pokémon games that cause a given Pokémon to instantly gain one extra level without needing to work for it. Apparently using those in a game is the same as being “an entitled bratty generation that doesn't want to work for anything” IRL…

The Zetas via Nancy Lieder #ufo #magick #conspiracy

…Pretty sure a missile defense screen is not going to protect much against large meteors and such. You’d think hyper-advanced alien “Zetans” would know this…

Come back once the “Trump Administration” actually manages to cover the entire globe in a massive deflector shield capable of repelling kinetic bombardment or coronal mass ejections or even superlasers or such…

whatishappeningtous25 #conspiracy #ufo

@Sasha #225361

Apologies if I bored you. I mostly wanted to point out why the OPs comment about “mining antimatter in the ground” makes even less sense than you might think.

Margaret G #transphobia #wingnut

he is the last hope for women and girls' rights in the USA

…seriously? Mr. Donald “Grab ’em by the pussy” Trump, who lusts after his own daughter, who had multiple wives he’s emotionally abusive to, who had minions remove “Roe vs. Wade” and thus set back women’s rights by decades, who is a registered sex offender... That’s the “last hope” for you? Seriously?!!

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…Fuck it, I’m done. I’d love to say I want to leave this sinking ship of sheer stupidity and ignorance, but sadly it’s the only world we have.

whatishappeningtous25 #conspiracy #ufo

@Sasha #225288

That’s not the problem with Antimatter, actually. It does exist in outer Space afaik, and is essentially its regular conterpart with the charges of the electrons and protons reversed (thus creating positrons and antiprotons). No, the problem is that you cannot just “mine” it like a mineral. Antimatter simply CANNOT physically coexist alongside regular matter. If even a dustmite of Antimatter were to touch even a molecule of earth, water, or even the air around us, both would instantly destroy each other in a massive explosion of energy.

If one wants Antimatter, it either has to be harvested from isolated pockets in the vacuum of space, or created in laboratories and particle accelerators where it has to be very carefully stored using magnetic seals to keep it from touching the edges of the vacuum-sealed containers. At least, all theoretically, of course.

@toodoolooloo #fundie #quack #magick

I dare you to drink a whole milk jug of mercury on livestream. If your “faith” really is that strong, what’s stopping you?

Like @Anon-e-moose said, “Every second you’re not you prove you’re more Atheist than we Atheists are.”

AndyPantsGaming #fundie #homophobia #transphobia

"Guys, this game acts like LGBTQIA+ folks exist like everyone else, so of course the right-wing grifters and bigots gonna do everything they can to try to get this game canceled as “woke”."

There, fixed it for ya.

But seriously though, I’ve never seen any game being “cancelled” for “calling out the ‘LGBTQ Satanic Pedophile Crowd’”. But I have seen PLENTY of Assholes try to boycot perfectly good games for not being ultra bigoted enough… Looking at YOU, Critical Drinker and Nerdrotic and Vara Dark and HeelsvsBabyface and such…

EDIT: okay, so apparently this douche made a “game” called “Chad Vs the gay nazis” (yes, really), and it was banned on Steam for obvious reasons. And now Andy has got his gaming panties in a twist.

Awakened Epochs #magick #conspiracy

Parents With Inconvenient Truths about Trans #transphobia

When she threatened to harm herself to get out of a girl’s soccer game, I told her I would have to take her to the psych ward if she made good on that threat.

Fuck. You. Your SON was so miserable with you as his “parents” that he preferred to self-mutilate. And yet you STILL doubled down on the abuse! Most CPS should have taken your son away from you immediatly.

My husband really wanted to go Full Hungarian

What the actual HELL is wrong with you two!?

I am not trying to be dramatic or play the victim card.

Except you totally are doing that, ya narcissist.

It feels like she is edging closer to death every day that her 18th birthday draws nearer. Death by Testosterone. Death by double mastectomy.

Wow! So if you child cannot be who YOU want them to be, they might as well be dead to you!? That’s in no way unconditional love that parents are supposed to show their children, you psychopaths!!

It turns out that my prayers were ignored.

Good, seems like there is still some justice in this world.

FBA #racist #psycho

Waaaaayyyyy to give the White Supremacist Nazis currently in power even MORE fuel to use against non-whites… You moron.

Astaro #fundie

@Tilver #225021

Honestly, I can appreciate all types of villain characters being used. From “irredeemably wants to watch the world burn evil” like the Joker tends to be, to “selfish despotism justifies the means evil” like Darth Sidious, to “well-intentioned extremist” like the Emperor of Man, to “Misguided good guy” like most of the Attack on Titan bad guys.

As long as one trope isn’t overused, and enough variety is used, I can like the Devil fitting into any of those archetypes.

With all the “dumb” playing it straight, especially these days, of depicting YHWH as anywhere from benevolent to even a well-intentioned extremist, it’s outright refreshing to finally see a work that portrays YHWH as exactly the kind of vile monstrosity that he is and Lucifer being unquestionably in the right for denouncing him.

There, fixed it for ya!

John C. Wright #conspiracy #crackpot

In other words, antiracism was antiwhitism.

As a white man, I’m actually horribly offended that you think that “whiteness” MUST equal “racist” by default. You’re not only an idiot, you’re also an asshole, John C. Wrong.

Steven R (in comments) #wingnut

if I destroy my own property it's not a crime.

So if I were to buy a bunch of Bibles and crucifixes and burn them in a nice, warm bonfire it would be acceptable to you?

Seriously, fuck off, Steven Arse and your EVIL cosmic horror of a “god” as well.

J.K.Rowling #transphobia #dunning-kruger

@Conscience #224921

I’m wondering, if Rowling has finished insulting and dehumanizing the entire LGBTQIA+ spectrum, will she finally be satisfied? Or will she just look for new victims to persecute, like neurodivergent folk?

Oh, who am I kidding. Like all bigots she doesn’t care WHAT she hates, as long as she can hate something.

Joe Dyas (Resigned Reform UK candidate for Shrewsbury) #racist #wingnut #dunning-kruger

Dude, I’ve seen a lot of immgirants or even foreigners (myself included) who can use the English language FAR better than… well, however the FUCK you are molesting it…

I’m only bothered by immigrants who refuse to adapt to a new nation. But I have a LOT of respect for those who understand the new country, language, laws, and customs better than most natives do.

False History #crackpot #ufo #conspiracy

I knew it existed because I had seen it with my own eyes

And I saw aliens blow up the White House with my own eyes… In the movie Independence Day. Sadly still does not make it true, dumbass.

E. W. Jackson #fundie #transphobia

So transpeople are like the Devil because they just want to be free and have their own identities instead of conforming to the roles others impose upon them?

Once again, fundies inadvertently make the devil seem like a nicer guy than god…

dzcav3 #fundie #wingnut

the premise that GOD decrees objective morality

If “objective morality” is decreed by a being that actually flip-flops on its own standards (look at the difference between the Old and New Testaments), then it is no longer objective morality, ya dumbass. It becomes subjective morality.

Seriously, I’ve tried having this argument with fundies before and they are just too dense to get it. Even ignoring that wether or not objective morality is even capable of existing at all is a philosophical question (not a theological one) that people smarter than us combined still debate to this day; it by definition stops being objective morality once its dependend on the OPINIONS of any one being… Even if that being is a deity.

No, what Fundies mean with “objective morality” is actually “might makes right”. Aka “god is the biggest and the strongest, thus he can decide what is wrong”. Especially if it does not apply to god itself. I’ve seen Fundies claim with 100% conviction that if god declares pedophilia, rape, and slavery moral, then it IS moral. And then they dare claim we “nonbelievers” are the depraved ones…

Kanye West aka Ye #racist #wingnut

Think I’m stuck in the matrix

I’d bet my entire savings that Kanye has never watched “The Animatrix”- specifically the part “Second Renaissance”. It was exactly because the humans were being bigoted fascists with no desire for peace that FORCED the Machines to turn to war and build the Matrix to begin with. The only other option left at that point was Mutually Assured Destruction.

And this is why teaching proper history in schools (and decent education in general) is so important. I may be too young to have experienced the horrors of the Holocaust, and my grandparents were never in the heat of the war (though they did feel its effects), but having been taught the nightmares in school, and having visited concentration camps turned into monuments for the victims, made me determined to never have that repeat again in my lifetime. …And yet, Fascism and Nazism are already taking deep root in the once proud, free, and powerful USA.

War is Hell by itself already. Genocide is even worse. We HAVE to learn from history or else we’ll be doomed to repeat the cycle of horrors ad infinitum. We must be better.

Joe Rogan #crackpot #pratt

@Sasha #224426

I honestly think that is FAR more accurate than you might first believe. Fundies really are some of the most egocentric & arrogant people on the planet (ironic, considering Pride is their worst sin).
I mean, how else would you explain that creationist fundies NEED to believe that their omnipotent god did NOT build an infinite cosmos of eternal wonders and diverse lifeforms that functions as a testament to “god’s greatness”, but rather that all of “creation” consists solely of and revolves literally around a single mudball inhabited by people who think they were made in god’s direct image and are the most special snowflakes ever?

I really believe that it’s less about “Biblical accuracy”, and more about the fact that they cannot STAND being anything less than the most important people in existence.

People will be incredulous about the Big Bang, but yet they're convinced that the universe needs a creator, beause everything that exists needs to come from something else, and for no reason that anybody's adequately explained to me ... god himself is something that exists yet did not need a creator? Mmkay... I'm sticking with Big Bang on that one; like, Big Bang makes more sense.

And just FYI, that’s hardly the only thing about creationism that does not make sense. Like, how can day and night exist before the Earth did, when day and night are dependent on Earth’s position towards the sun? Or how does an omnipotent being like god need 6 days to build one mudball? Especially since time didn’t exist yet back then apparently?

And the whole “god needs a creator dilemma” simply has no logical answer IMO. If everything that exists needs to come from something else that exists, then god must have come from something else as well. And if god did not come from something else, then god by definition does not “exist”. And if god is a nonexistent being, then the earth came from something that does not exist. Ergo, however you spin it, something CAN come from nothing by their very own arguments!

Anna Kelly #racist #conspiracy #wingnut

Maybe slightly off-topic, but I hate Anna Kelly. I know that it’s technically her “job” as “White House spokesperson” to just serve as the “mouth of Sauron” and brainlessly parrot any of the inane rhetoric Trump spews, but does she ever show ANY semblance of her own will aside from being a mindless drone who desparately wants Trump-Sempai to notice her? I mean, at the very least Sarah Sanders from the previous run showed at least SOME humanity and empathy at some point…

Eljah Schaffer and Joel Davis #racist #forced-birth #psycho

Davis criticized people who have non-procreative sex, and said, in crude terms, that white people should have more children for the sake of their race.

Now why do I have the strange desire to rub a few ones out (into tissue paper) over some non-white pron? I’m not even talking about hardcore intercourse stuff; just fappin’ to some nice JAV models who are FAR prettier than most WASPs or such will do nicely.

Aero #transphobia

No one is born as the wrong sex or gender.

Intersex is a biological phenomenon. Unless you’re willing to acknowledge that “hermaphrodite” counts as a gender, it seems like your “argument” does not quite add up.

treat it as the mental illness it is.

That’s the very thing. We DO want to give transfolks the proper mental therapy they need; which sometimes includes physical therapy and surgery, yes. The difference is that to YOU “treating mental illness” means “violently beat it out of them even if they die first”. And that does not just apply to gender dysphoria, you bigots repeatedly think that about any neurdivergent behavior as well.

And your sheer inability to understand what I said is why you fail forever.

LostMum, Anon, PhDBiologistMom #transphobia #wingnut #fundie

@PLMMJ #224086

It’s PITTparents. That’s like wondering “where exactly am I to find any light in this black hole?” or “where exactly am I to find any ice cubes in this star?”…

luckieduckiepaddles and various commenters #racist #wingnut #sexist #ableist

…What? I mean, aside from being racist for the sake of being racist, what’s the point of this even? I honestly don’t get what kind of message they’re trying to get across, even by racist standards.

I mean, yes, the USA is a land with severe obesity problems. Yes, a large part of the USA is non-white. I still don’t get what the Statue of Liberty has to do with any of that.

RiseAgain17 #fundie #wingnut

@Malingspann #224076

Correction, Donald J. Trump won’t send people to battle for anyone other than Donald J. Trump. I doubt DJT would EVER dirty his hands on anything. He’s a cowardly bully after all.

TRUMP: All of you may die horribly, but that is a sacrifice I’m willing to make.

danielshougun,n3r0wolfe, Mobus, LukeJohnson-tw5bo #forced-birth

@Anon-e-moose #223957

Even an alien hunter is more honourable than the Christains’ deity.

Even Khorne, the archetypical “god of evil”(*) and the eponymous “Blood God” is still more honorable than Old Testament YHWH. At least Khorne despises cowardice and punishes followers who try to appease him with the blood of the defenseless. Khorne wants you to EARN your kills. Which is a lot more than what can be said about YHWH killing all the firstborn infants of Egypt (possibly through proxy even) to make a point and demanding Abraham, his most loyal devotee, to sacrifice his own child.

(*)To be fair, IMO Bhaal from D&D and Molag Bal from Elder Scrolls are probably a lot more irredeemable than Khorne is.

Donald Trump #wingnut

@Anon-e-moose #223725

Honestly, it wasn’t just how the Jedi and their Force powers were a big threat to Sidious, but just that the (fascist, autoritarian, opressive, despotic, genocidal, fearmongering) Empire was inherently self-defeating. The Tarkin Doctrine’s whole “rule through fear” mentality ultimately failed because Sidious, Tarkin, and many others never, EVER seemed to grasp that people don’t like being oppressed. The rebellion was so popular because the citizens realized that “even if we behave, they’ll STILL blow us up. So with nothing to lose we might as well rebel en masse.”

I mean, ignoring for a moment that Trump is holding a RED Lightsaber, thus identifying clearly as a SITH LORD, as a Star Wars fan I feel VERY offended. I mean it, George Lucas should sue these assholes into oblivion.

Besides, this is the FRIGGIN’ official account of the White House he posted this crap on! Do they really have no standards or class anymore!?

Paula White-Cain #fundie #sexist

she “submits” to her husband and that “God designed” men to be leaders of a household.

Alright, alright, just because YOU sexually frustrated right-wingers care so much what OTHER people’s bedroom kinks are does not mean that we share those sentiments. I mean, you don’t see ME constantly and loudly expositing my beliefs that “huge boobers are God’s gift to man” and that I’d prefer to be partnered with an “amazonian dommy mommy” who- ahem. I digress.

My point being, religious beliefs and fetishes are both like penises. It’s alright to have them. It’s alright to be proud of them. But you shouldn’t wave them around in public and you CERTAINLY shouldn’t shove them down people’s throats.

I respect that you have a kink for being dominated and abused by assholes. Please respect that others don’t have that kink.

The Rev. Eric Kalinowski #fundie #homophobia

Pope Francis is currently roasting in eternal hellfire unless he had the foresight to repent of his wicked idolatry and accept Christ right before he died!

…Seriously? Pope Francis was probably a LOT more of a follower of Jesus Christ’s teachings than YOU are. If anyone is going to hell here, it’s you for spreading hatred and bigotry and lies.

Another PITT-y partier #transphobia #crackpot

I did not make this up.

Bitch, shut up. I only read the first paragraph so far and from what I can tell this is so over the top you’re either truly lying, or pulling a LOT of stuff completely out of context.

One of them has had four names this year, all from anime series.

So? When I was at school I sometimes roleplayed in my mind as Son Goku or Ulquiorra Cifer or even non-anime characters. That doesn’t mean I actually BELIEVED I was those characters… Hell, even in my adult years I sometimes cannot help but LARP while I’m in the bathroom or something…

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #wingnut

WAR still at war with reality, it seems…

Donald Trump #god-complex

I’m an atheist and not the biggest fan of organized religion, let alone the Catholic Church. But even I feel offended by this.

Laura Wood quoting Betrayed Catholics #fundie #conspiracy

Satan will imitate the Church of Christ to deceive mankind; he will set up a church of Satan in opposition to the Church of Christ. Antichrist will assume the role of Messias; his prophet will act the part of Pope, and there will be imitations of the Sacraments of the Church.

So in other words, EXACTLY what Donald Trump is doing right now. Including trying to become the new effin’ Pope. Have fun rotting in Hell, ya Antichrist worshippers…

Seriously though, I’m as non-Christian as one can get, but even I am not entirely convinced these “signs” aren’t real… Well, at any rate, at least I’m pretty sure I’m safe. Jesus did state (I think) that God prefers a goodhearted Atheist over a judgmental Christian, right? So by Biblical standards, I’m actually more secure than most Christians are.

Paul Bury #fundie #wingnut

family friendly video games is continuing to be the voice of diversity in the gaming media

Seriously? You LITERALLY keep complaining that “the Biden Administration paid all of these video game companies” to be more inclusive and diversive. But now you dare say that you are “the voice of diversity”!?

Paul, wanting all games to unanimously conform to “christian standards” ONLY is NOT “diversity”.

I am so sick and tired of the greed in the video game industry.

I fully agree! But that’s more of a right-wing problem. Meanwhile, such “woke & diverse” and “leftist” devs like the awesome Sven Wincke keep calling out greedy game devs for ruining the industry!

Are we being discriminated against for being Christian?

No. But people are ignoring you for being annoying, nagging, bigoted jerks.

TickyTickyTavi #wingnut #kinkshaming #conspiracy

@Sasha #223439

I doubt they have any real friends even as adults. Most of their relationships are probably based on either convenience or power dynamics, but certainly not “loyal friends on an equal level”.