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aphiz17 #fundie

“Atheists need to realize that morality doesn't coincide with the concept of 'survival of the fittest,'”
Fuckknuckles need to shut up about things they willfully disunderstand.
As a species, one of our survival tactics is banding together and protecting the weak. Margaret Mead said the first sign of civilization was a skeleton with a healed broken leg.
Morality is a tool that allows us to live together in big groups without killing each otehr when someone invents the bagpipes.

"and if I'm a product of the latter, I'll live my life according to that principle because that's what's natural.”
No, you’d only live by a poorly misunderstood caricature of what you think it says.

"If I truly believed in atheism and all of its implications, I would admire Hitler more than I would Gandhi.”
Hitler? THe Catholic that had Darwin’s books burned? I don’t think you know a fucking thing about atheism. Just your imaginary life without religion.

Docpro #fundie

“Read closely, it's a THEORY. This does not mean that it is true.”
It does mean it’s the best explanation we’ve yet found for all the observations made so far.
On TV, cops, lawyers, and diagnosticians use ‘theory’ right before they make a guess.
In science, scientists start with a guess, form a hypothesis, and finally, after a LOT of work, publish their theory. And get crucified in peer reveiw. if it survives that, it’s stronger than any fucking ‘guess.’

"Tell them that if they believe it so much, why don't they merely make it a law?”
What the fuck would a law of evolution look like?
A law is a claim that we can predict how matter and energy will behave in a specific situation. We cannot predict how a species will react to a change in the environment.
We’re not going to be able to say ‘if the climate drops an average of 5 degrees in a region, animals there will evolve to have snow-colored fur.’

"There should be no relevant reasons for that.”
Just science and how it actually works. No biggie. Nothing you’d be interested in.

ilovexocolate #fundie

“the term atheist itself proves that there IS a God.”
Oh, golly, THIS again.

“a + theos, denying god = atheism”
A-means ‘without,’ fucknoodle.
Like Asynchronous. Amoral.

“there IS a God, you're simply denying His existance.”
There are many gods, i just see no fucking reason to think any of them are more than a myth.

“How can you deny something that doesn't exist?!”
Does Creationism prove that evolution is real?

“Something has to exist first before you can deny its existance!”
Alien abductions. Zeus. Tiamat. Marduk. Transporters. Jedi’s the Force. Thor and Mjolnir. Dumbo. Transgendered wolves. Alpha Ants. Bigfoot. God’s creator.

Iacchus #fundie

“In other words we're all equivalent to a bucket of slime?”
No, in other words, it’s too soon to say ‘pinnacle’ of something we haven’t reached the end of.

"That's kind of what I thought anyway, since we're only capable of "behaving" as if we were real”
Watching Trump right now, starting WWIII because no one cheered at his birthday parade, Hard to imagine him being one of the pinnacle of anything.

" It's all a facade you see, for the great big "nothing" which spurred the whole the thing into existence.”
Christains had such a hard time understanding or restating any ideas that don’t come out of their bible, don’t they?

TreeofSephri #fundie

“Atheism will always fall before Religion.”
How many atheists have you converted, then?

“All Atheist know this just as all christians should”
No, really don’t.

“Faith, Religion and our belief in God gives us the ability to reconcile the logical with the illogical.”
Well, no. SOME logical doesn’t argue against your superstition, so you accept it, but you don’t really reconcile the two.

“ What you Atheist call illogical, we christians see as more than logical.”
A meaningless brag if you can’t produce the logic.

"What you Atheist see as impossible, we christians see as to simple.”
No, you just apeal to an omnipotent power and you’re done.

“The enemy of logic is strong faith.”
Logic is just a tool for evaluating ideas. Faith is just belief without any support. They’re not enemies, they’re not even on the same playing field.

"A unshakable faith that lends a open ear to others arguments but does not shake the foundation of faith. This is how Atheism is beaten.”
Not really beaten if you just ignore all arguments in favor of your bias.

"God is coming and I want you to quote me on that.”
I’m going to forget you about ten seconds after i post this.

“You atheist are being given too many chances and you know what I am going to keep trying.”
Oh, dinnae fash y’sel’ for my sake.

“Because I love you all and I want you all to be happy. I want you all to know the happiness of Christ and to embrace you all in christian brotherhood.”
Tried that. Raised Christain. The amount of hate i encountered really drove me out.

"It hurts me that our beliefs have created a schism that only seems to further seperate us.”
You could be ACTUALLY open to other arguments, rather than reinforcing your bias.

“I don't see you as my enemy and I mean it. You are not my enemy only your ideologies.”
Ah. SO, not me, just everything ABOUT me.

Knight #fundie

“There are no such things as ghosts.”
You know, i’d really like an irrefutable argument or unignorable evidence of this.
But you just being an arrogant believer is no more compelling than saying ‘no such thing as evolution’ or ‘no evidence there’s a globe’ or such baseless pronouncements.

Nehemiah Nowlen #fundie

“ The purpose was to cause an awesome sound sensation and belief they would attract DEMON-SPIRITS.”
If they’re attracting demons, it’s in the manner of a bug zapper.

A friend in Georgia read the manual of the bug zapper he bought. Says to hang the zapper about 70′ from the space you’re trying to protect, since they attract bugs.
He doesn’t have a 70′ yard. So he bought a second one and gave them to his neighbors. THEY didn’t read the manual, and just hung them on the back porch like everyone else. They got to watch bugs go pop, he got to sit in a bug-free patio.

Either way, the bells are to KEEP demons away from the inside of the building. Where the people are. I always heard repel, but if you know better, they might be being trapped in the bells with those annoying tones in their ears all day and night…

Ethos711 #fundie

"I was talking to my brother about it... and his theroy is that the company knows when the rapture hits, they'll in NO way be able to cover all those costs.. and even if they're not Bible believeing people, they are atleast supersticious and think "Might as well.."
Your brother’s hypothesis is full of holes. One being that ‘Act of God’ is a legal term, not a prayer.

In Nuclear Weapons there’s a safety standard, ‘ Positive measures to prevent inadvertent launch of a nuclear weapon.’ that’s what it used to say. Means we have things in the weapon and the system’s design, and procedures, so no one accidentally launches the missile.
NOW it says, ‘ Positive measures to prevent inadvertent launch of a nuclear weapon in all normal and credible abnormal environments.’ This means that we cannot expect the designers or procedure writers to andicipate an attack by Godzilla, with the atomic breath accidentally launching one or more missiles. We can’t prepare for aliens with transporter technology fucking with the system. We can’t be expected to design a way to rebuff nanotech with evil intentions. We can’t insure that the Goddess Kali can’t fuck us up if she appears.

That’s basically what ‘Acts of God’ are. Non-credible abnormal events, environments, or espionage.
Nothing to do with God, the Rapture, Kali, Zeus, Thor, Inanna, or Tiamat.
Just ‘if this was part of a ‘Law And Order’ plot, no one would believe it.

[deleted] #sexist

“One more Try. Females interested in donating sex to incels, post here or PM one of the mods. We will find an incel in your area.”
So, givin up completely on bettering yourself and attracting a woman, just out and out begging. Make the woman do all the work.

“Of course, the last time this happened, we had to delete the post because multiple women used the thread to find thirsty normies to have sex with(looking at you, /u/retruk).”
So some sex WAS happening. And you weren’t chuffed at that?

“Any thirsty nu male posting here will have his post removed and banned on sight.”
Jealously guarding the harem they don’thave….

“Incels, post your location in the comments if you desire sex from a rare, kind, and caring woman. Women, post your location or PM the mods as I said up in the title.”
Where they will ask you how many partners you’ve had, how old you are, and determine if they’re too good for you.

Jerry #fundie #sexist

“when we all get to Heaven, will we all be MALES???”
Well, if the Muslims are right, men who die while being right with Allah get 72 virgins.
Men who die without being right with Allah probably get turned into virgin women.

jester461 #fundie

“We switched from man coming from monkeys”
Not a switch. You just finally noticed someone pointing out your error.

“to we are now just a common ancestor,”
We are not a common ancestor. It’s that all primates share a common ancestor. As do all the apes.

"because they were totally wrong"
No, no, it’s the people trying to speak FOR evolutionare theory, like creationists, who said ‘monkeys.’ THEY’RE wrong.

“and now they are not even sure of that...”
No, pretty well established as a matter of fact.

truespirit #fundie

“is it really our place to be conducting medical research? What if it's in God's plan for this or that person to be afflicted with this or that medical condition, etc?”
And people claim the Dark Ages were rife with scientific advanecments…

“In other words, if the goal of medical research is to offer a cure for those with disease, is that a cure at all?”
Do you wash your hands before making dinner?
Do you eat food off the floor?
Keep food in the fridge? Freezer?
If you use any scientific knowledge to avoid unnecessary sickness, you need to shut the fuck up.
If not, well, you’ll die of infection soon and that’ll shut you up. But god’ll welcome you, i’m sure.

"Really? Or are we actually going against the will of God in these types of circumstances?”
Feel free to abandon all advances in the knowledge of foot preparation, preservation, and any other ’let’s not die today’ knowledge.

Any soap in your house?
Do you shower or use the Medieval practice of using a layer of dirt to keep bugs away?

Rusty Entrekin #fundie

“Gallup's 1991 poll showed that 95% of scientists (including non-biologists) accept evolution, with biologists above 99%.

You realize this is classic argumentum ad populum, don't you?”

Wouldn’t that requite, i dunno, an argument?
There’s no argument, here. Nothing like, ‘YOU must accept evolution because 95% of the experts do…’

However this COULD be, or support, a response to a bullshit argument. Or just bullshit.

Say, a creationist asserts that ‘growing number of scientists have come to reject evolution. Then where are they in this statistic?

OR anyone claiming that evolution doesn’t qualify as science. Well, the people who KNOW what science is, and have examined the evidence for evolution, appear to disagree.

OR anyone claiming that there is no evidence for evolution. Well, the people who KNOW what science is, and have examined the evidence for evolution, appear to disagree.

This is just a fact, or two facts if you prefer. The concept that ‘the theory of evolution is solid, supported science’ certainly would exlpain this (these) fact(s).

AtomicItalian #fundie

“God makes the rules, then hell CANNOT be "immoral" because HE has created what is moral and what is not moral”
Then the premises God used to create his morality are immoral.

Hell is not punishment. Punishment is an attempt to curb future misbehavior. With only one life on Earth, then there’s no possibility of getting OUT of Hell and showing that you’ve improved. You can’t demonstrate that you’ve learned yyour lesson.
Hell is not punishment, it’s just torture. Torture to no benefit. It doesn’t make anyone better, the suffering doesn’t make anyone toughter. It’s just meaningless revenge.
And it’s injustice. A finite life has finite opportunity for Sins. So no matter how evil a sinner was, at some point the torture he suffers equals the sins he committed. Maybe not in days or years but in eons, even Hitler’s books have to be balanced. And everything after that is meaninless torture.
There’s no chance to repent. Even Hitler at some point must be open to the idea that maybe, just maybe, the 6th million deaths were excessive? And as an atheist, seeing that God is real is the instant i stop being an atheist.

And all the Christains who believe in hell, WAY too many happily anticipate looking down at the lake of fire and enjoying the suffering of all their enemies.

Rep. Tony Gonzalez #fundie #wingnut

KittyCat #fundie

Unknown #fundie

“Sex is a great problem for Evolution!”
Not if you know what evolution is…

“Per evolution, all living things had a common ancestor. If this is true, every living thing should be sexually compatible and able to produce fertile offspring!”
No. Part of evolution is speciation, and speciation MEANS not crossfertile.

"That's because if any new specie did come about by mutation, it would have to mate with its parent specie. Yet, none of the major kinds of life can be crossed to produce a fertile offspring!”
You expect WAY too much change between generations. You don’t understand evolution.

“The reproductive system is a faithful reproducer of its parent kind. You never see an elephant giving birth to a horse or anything other than an elephant”
True. As predicted by evolution.

“When there is an error in reproduction, it is almost always harmful or at best neutral.”
You’ve got between 30 and 50 mutations in your DNA, as estimated by different experts.

“Any mutation would have to be included in the genes in order to be passed on to future generations.”
Where else would you expect a mutation to be?

“The Bible says that God created all living things, male and female to reproduce after their kind. He did this within the 6 days of Creation. If you don't believe God created all males and females within 6 days, how many millions of years was it between the first male and the first female?”
There are beings right now that have both reproductive parts, right? So, probably asexual, to hermaphodites, to sexual specialists.

John E. Montanez #fundie

“Why would anyone join an obviously Christian association, and then complain that the views expressed are morally Christian.”
You should meet Dave Stewart. ALL HE DOES is bitch about Christain organizations that aren’t REALLY Christain. There are so many differences in dogma, policy, interpretation, and even the sacrement, he can find Satan in ANY subset of Christains.

“I wouldn't join an association of witches and expect them not to run around a cauldron, wearing pointy hats, and with a broom sticking up between their legs"
Bubbles, anyone doing that would actually be making fun of you.

"Anyway! How come witches marry the devil instead of each other?”
You don’t think they can do both?

“They must not believe in gay marriage either.”
But Jesus kissed all his apostles. Why don’t YOU accept SSM?

Norm Fishler #fundie

“Please keep in mind that these medical emergencies that the pro-abortion crowd likes to bandy about are so rare as to be statistically non-existent.”
What’s the maternity mortality rate in the state you’re in? Do you know? A lot of states that have banned aboortion actually took steps to prevent those numbers being known.
Pregnancy is just dangerous for some women.
But you waive those with a negligent wave of your hand. What a tosser.

JustChris1976 #fundie

“The reason these people were never allowed to marry is the same reason that we don't allow twelve-year-olds to marry, they are not mature enough”
We don’t allow minors to marry because they aren’t consenting adults. Not the same for SSM.

“Marriage involves emotional depth”
20 years Navy veteran. Seen guys marry high school sweethearts, strippers, and bartenders. Emotional depth is NOT a requirement or even a tradition. You’re falsifying facts to promote your agenda. Or in small words, lying.

"and a range of emotions that gays and lesbians are not capable of feeling,”
Your premise is already a fucking lie, do you have anything like a cite for this bullshit?

"just as a deaf person cannot understand what a symphony is.”
Um, Beethoven wrote symphonies while he was deaf. You’re just dumber than a bag of hammers, ain’tcha?

“They are adults chronologically, but emotionally they are stuck at 6th or 7th grade level and never go beyond that in their narcissism and obsession with sex.”
Have you MET any gays? Lesbians? Adults?

“The proper response is not hate but pity.”
Fine, pity away. Just stop lying so hard. It makes Baby Jesus cry.

“Who knows why they never grew up, or why they never learned to consider other people's feelings?”
Oh, fuck all the way off.

Thisoldspouse #fundie

“Where are the piercing screeches from the Godless left about "separation of church and state" over this decidedly religious individual addressing a state body, with religious content?”

He’s not a member of Congress. He’s not voting. He’s not introducing legislation. He’s not there to excommunicate our leaders.
Exactly where does the 1st Amendment come into play, here?
I’d rather deal with the opening prayers to Congress sessions.

Ganf #fundie

“If only we could teach the controversy.”
Teaching that there IS any controversy is teaching your religion, a no-no.
THat works for creationism, flat earthism, anti climate change ‘trust in god’, and any suggestion that black people bear the mark of Cain or Canaan.

tj1271 #fundie

“There are 66 BOOKS in the Bible. That's 66 DIFFERENT ACCOUNTS THAT IT'S TRUE.”
No, it’s not. How many books were Paul’s, at least allegedly?
How many books were written by Moses (including the one that describes his funeral). Far less than 66.
My god, read your own sourcebook, idiot.

Stan_Arney #fundie

“EVERLASTING CONDEMNATION, FOR ETERNITY, FOREVER”
So, a demon is going to be beside me in hell, forever telling me he’s disappointed in me?
Pffft. I have a Mormon grandmother and a Catholic mother-in-law. I could do that standing on my head.

“Including, Those Standing Next To Us (DURING Fellowship); YES, Self-Professing “Christians”! Think About THAT!”
I have. I have found very few christains that uphold the instructions Jesus supposedly left. You’re not one of them, either.

paulharth6 #fundie

“What mythical embellishments do you see in the Bible account?”
God stopped the sun to extend the battle until the good guys won. In the bible, where the earth is flat in every description, and the sun orbits the Earth, that can happen.
For that to happen on a sphere, the entire Earth needs to stop, flinging Earthlings Eastwards at up to 1000 MPH.
MAYBE god used his omnipotent power to hold everyone in place like a Star Trek inertial dampener, but if he had that kind of power, why not end the battle by just knocking each enemy down? Break one leg on every warrior? Stop the world, hold the good guys AND the bad guys but only the good guys’ weapons. Every evil fucker wrenches their wrist as their sword flies off at 965 mph?

Mack Major #fundie

“Not a very popular thing to say: but there is nothing 'normal' about watching porn.”
And you can show this….how?

“Porn is about as abnormal as it gets.”
I used to run the porn locker on two of my submarines. The use of porn is more normal than the use of deodorant.

"There's a link between the popularity of porn and the rise in same sex attraction.”
A link. Not just a correlation, but you claim an actual LINK.
Prove it.
Prove that me watching attractive women have hetero sex will lead me to wanting to fuck guys. I really want to see the progression.

"Porn is in fact the gateway drug into not only same sex attraction,”
Stop saying it if you can’t show it.

"but also into the darker sides of lust and sexual hunger.”
Been looking at porn since 1975, or so. Still mostly limited to Playboy. After being underwater for at least a month, maybe a little Penthouse. I’ve never been deployed long enough to start reading Husler.

“Gay serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer admitted”
Dude, serial killers are GREAT at convincing an interviewer that whatever the interviewer hates is what caused his murders. They’re liars, dude.

"Many serial killers got started on the path to sexual deviancy through watching porn.”
They say. I see no reason to trust them.
One said it was gay porn that drove him to it, but when they arrested him, what they found in his porn stash was the Sears catalog pages for kid’s in underoos.

"This is because porn carries a dark spiritual energy with it, designed to destroy marriages and ruin people's normal God-given sexual appetite.”
I’m 63. Been married since 1987. Still trying to get into her pants at any chance. This sermon is just stupid.

"Porn comes to us from the demonic realm; and many lives are being wrecked because of it.”
And everyone who confuses causation with correlation ends up dying.

Twobitsmedia #fundie

“FSM is one of the most flawed propositions circuclating”
That’s kinda the point.

“probably first and foremost beacause the author, in his apparent desire to make some money off his idea,”
Any reason he should not?

“admitted it was a spoof."
Did you not know that? I knew about it a long time ago.

“I cannot think of one sincere Christian person who claims that God is real and then at the same time says "Oh, BTW, my belief is a spoof."”
THe purpose of the FSM, however, is not to make money off of gullible people, not like Strobel, Hovind, Comfort, Bakker, and the entire catholic Industry.
The point is that all too many of the arguments for your GOd work equally well for the FSM.

The FSM says it’s real, who are you to question it?
Look around! Everything is evidence for the FSM. Without the FSM we wouldn’t even understand what evidence was.
Sad arguments like that…

Wainthrop #fundie

“I instantly dismiss most science - unless I know the scientist involved has a strong faith in our Lord.”
Sounds like Soviet culture. Can’t know if you appreciate a lay or a painting until you know the artist is a party member in good standing.

“Science without god is clearly wrong”
Hmmm. God says the sun is inside the sky. Science says it’s way, way, way behond it

"that is why we need to make sure our children learn more about God than about science theorys dreamed up by athiest scientists.”
Yep. Soviet.

Bannagghar #fundie

Jedi #fundie

“I am not saying that every atheist feels obligated to go kill people. In fact, such an obligation (if not for the variable of self-interest) would make no sense.”
It’s not in my self-interest to kill many people, either.

“I’m saying that, to an atheist, there’s nothing wrong with killing people (since morality is nothing but subjective opinion).”
Great big illogical leap, there.
I have a moral code. Just because I don’t think it’s sponsored by the morally superior idiot that killed every man, woman, child, toddler, baby, fetus, and blastocyst, save a handful, rather than give them ten commandments, doesn’t mean that i find it meaningless.
I mean, it’s more accurate to say that to a THEIST, any morality developed by society without god’s input, is subjective at best and of marginal value.

“ An atheist, if true to his title, sees nothing wrong with events like Columbine, September 11, the Oklahoma City bombing, etc.”
You’re a lying sack of shit, you absolute wanker. We’re a cooperative species and some of us are compassionate people with empathy and a desire to protect members of our species. You are just making shit up about how YOU think YOU would feel without divine justice looming over your head.

Ray Martinez #fundie

ExaltGod #fundie #homophobia

“If vocal "homophobes" are more likely to be closeted homosexuals,”
Not a matter of logic but of an attention span. Evangelist after Evangelist after Politician keep getting found in cheap motels with same-sex prostitutes. Or trying to signal gay men in airport restrooms.

“then vocal atheists are more likely to be closeted Christians.”
Sure. Just list the long, long line of vocal atheists that get caught in confession, or using Dial-a-prayer, or their funeral revealing that they’re life-long Jehovah’s Witnesses…

Kissthepilot #fundie

“Why do Darwinists hate science so much?”
No one worships Darwin, so no idea who you’re talking about.

“I mean, they promote science being taken over by people who lie about evidence”
That’d be creationists like Ray Comfort.

“and falsify the truth.”
That would be conmen like Kent Hovind.

“Why would they allow, or even applaud this if they say they love science?”
Maybe you don’t really know what science IS?

“Why do they have to force people to believe in evolution if it's such a strong theory?”
Can’t force belief. Just can’t teach superstition as science.

Incel Wiki #sexist

“Roastie is a word for insufferable women that makes fun of something women can't change without extremely invasive surgery:”
Do you know what ‘invasive’ actually means?
Or do you actually know where ‘labia’ are located?
And, no, it’s not for ‘insufferable’ women. You misogynists throw it at every single woman who isn’t a virgin.

" This is in response to women who height shame men as men cannot change their height.”
No, sweetie, you blame all women for the same crimes, all the fucking time. You see a woman on the street, and without the slightest interaction tell people what ‘the roastie i saw’ did.

"The difference is that men generally don't give any actual fucks about women's labias and it's just a joke feminists claim to be upset about.”
If women tease you about your (lack of) height, would you respond with ’it’s just a joke’? Not a chance in Hell.
And for ‘not giving a fuck’ you spend a lot of time making sure everyone knows you use the term.

“While women give enormous fucks about the height of men, usually refusing to date any men shorter than them.”
But you have no idea what her lips look like. And never will.

Bryan E. Leed "Jesus says, 'Go and Sin No More!" #fundie

“These recent atheist bestsellers are becoming tiresome.”
Be sure to tell them, I’m sure they’ll feel bad about bothering you.

“Because people often have a perspective on God that is very similar to their personal relationship with their own father,”
Gotta citation for this?

“Atheism is a form of mental illness”
Really? 6000 gods that you do not believe in because Daddy, 6001 that _I_ disbelieve in is a problem. Huh.

“ and emotional distress rooted in a bad relationship with your human father,”
I didn’t have a bad relationship with my father. And even if I did, he was real. There were eyewitnesses. No matter how bad he might have been, it wouldn’t have been anything like atheism.

"then projected onto God as the ultimate authority and father figure.”
Father figure? How many fathers you know throw their kid into the furnace for any offense, nowever minor?

“All the most famous atheists have had terrible relationships with their fathers and deeply resent them, are angry at them, etc.”
Sure, sure, i believe you. NEVER had a God-botherer lie about my motivations, my history, my life.

"Look up Madalyn Murray O'Hair, the woman who got prayer outlawed in public schools--bad father relationship.”
‘Strained’ is what the internet says. It the cause of the strain was her take on religion. Sounds like she was an atheist before the ‘bad’ relationship.

"If you are an atheist,”
Yo.
“ look at your own life. See the pattern?”
Yes. I had questions, no one in the church had an answer. Left that church, same results, eventually became an atheist.

“I know this to be true, because I used to be the same way before I got Saved by Jesus.”
Ah. So, if you’re saved, you can just make shit up about other people and KNOW you’re right?

“ You can get Saved, too, and you will lose your animosity towards God,”
Doubt it. Hell is an offense against empathy, compassion, rationality, and love. That’s not likely to change without brain damage.

“and start enjoying your life for a change.”
I’m having a GREAT time, you smug, self-centered asshole.

“I challenge the reader to research this author, Christopher Hitchens, and find out about his family relations. I have, and I read that he has poor family relations and he drinks way too much alcohol. Is that true? Is this a great mind to be reading, learning from, and following? Not hardly!”
Never read him. Or Murry-O’Hare. Or Dawkins.
Your ad hominem is misplaced.

LegoAddict #fundie

“You mix Evolution and evolution, which are two seperate, albiet connected, things.”
No. Evolution is a fact that’s been observed. The ToE is an attempt to explain the facts.

“The Theory of Evolution is that man evolved from lower primates blah blah blah.”
Well, no. Lower is subjective. We evolved from previous primates. But the ToE explains EVERYTHING that’s alive today, not just men.

" To follow the Scientific method, and therefore become science, you need to be able to replicate it,”
No. The observations made that led to the conclusions currently held, THOSE need to be repeatable. Not the events.

“Evolution (lower case e, capital for grammatical reasons only) does occur, but it is not proof of Evolution.”
It’s the same thing, doofus.

“The better word would be adaptation.”
Lots and lots and lots of adapatation accumulating over time to be evolution.

ansel12 #fundie

richbee #fundie

“Christianity is growing rapidly”
But Christains can’t count. They keep claiming that more and more scientists are creationist, but never seeing just how grossly outnumbered they are.

"Atheism is irrational”
You believe in talking donkeys.

“illogical,”
Only aggainst your cherished assumptions.

“incoherant”
I’m guessing you add a lot of extra content to ‘I don’t believe in gods.”

“ and existentially self-destructive.”
Feel free to show this…?

The Irish Kraut #racist

“I tend to think that interracial dating is pushed in the media, more from the black male/White female perspective, which is why it is reflected in society.”
Yeah. I picked a wife because that relationship was portrayed so wonderfully on cop shows and lawyer shows and other ‘life on the streets’ episodes of other shows.

“Also, most blacks and a great deal of women are highly emotional. They are addicted to the drama and the "thrill".”
Have you MET any women? Blacks?

" any intelligent White person knows that the largest sexual organ in the male anatomy is the mind.”
Skin, actually. The skin is the biggest organ.
The mind is not an organ.
I would agree that the mind is very important, but you’re still not showing your intelligence, here. Of course, you ARE on stormfront…

NP Sage #psycho #pratt

“ They find them into chat rooms then pester them to come to the house. PESTER! The guy was just talking then the adult acting like a kid pesters him into coming to the trap. serious problems here”

Pester. Oh, my, NO!
Thank Ishtar no thumper has tried to PESTER me into abandoning atheism for their religion. it’s irresistable!
You’d need nerves like, i dunno… Spaghetti? to resist that shit.

Elizabeth_S #fundie

Bro. Randy #fundie #senpai_noticed_us

“your ideas actually constitute conspiracy to commit a crime”
Can you name it?
Is this crime in the room with us now?

“ and a recruitment effort.”
To what?

“According to the FBI agent I spoke to, your childish ideas amount to a conspiracy to commit internet fraud, internet vandalism and theft of bandwidth.”
REEEEEALLY?
We quote idiots, and link to where those idiots’ quotes came from. Where is the fraud?
The initial posts are left pristine, not altered in anyway.
I’d be interested in seeing how our linking to the source affects their bandwidth capacity.

"Others have attempted to spam our site with porn. When they do that,”
Which we have not…

“the charges also include contributing to the delinquency of a minor,”
People reading our site can see yours. People reading your site generally don’t know we exist.

“distributing harmful materials to a minor”
As above.

“ and (possibly) distributing child pornography.”
Bit of a leap, what? If Half-Life talks stupid, quoting his stupidity here adds nothing pornish to the source.

“In additional to the federal criminal charges, a civil liability exists for any costs we incur,”
What costs could you incur for being quoted?

“time lost,”
You’re on the internet. Bill me for internet time lost by being on the internet.

"emotional distress and punitive damages.”
Please, please, please tell a judge that our quoting you directly is the source of distress when you see your words on the site. Ask for a billion dollars.

OhZone #conspiracy

“Why exactly was evolution necessary?”
Not sure what you mean by this. The theory or the biology?

“And why are you stuck with thinking that it happened on Earth?”
The evidence for it?

“Where is the proof? There is none. There is no evidence that one species ever evolved into another.”
Except that speciation has been observed. No biggie.

“The only thing evident is that there are many different similar creatures that existed at apparently different times, and many that co-existed.”
Ah. So by ‘evidence’ you don’t want ‘the best explanation we have that explains all the facts,’ you want a Beakman’s World demonstration of a horse birthing a cow.

“Why exactly do most people refuse to think outside the box?”
Because that’s basically ‘God of the Gaps.’ Somewhere, somehow, there’s a way of looking at the evidence that makes my god look acceptable.

“Why exactly do most people automaticly toss out the idea that Earth was in fact colonized by people from other worlds?”
You complain about a lack of evidence and promote THIS malarky?

John C. Wright #fundie #dunning-kruger

“hy, if the truth of atheism is so obvious, only a small number of like-minded people happen to know it.”
When we atheists ask for evidence of your god, we often get ’It’s OBVIOUS! It’s EVERDYWHERE! Only a fool can’t see it!’

That’s not an atheist response. What atheists ask is that you take the same critical thinking skills you use to avoid scams and loans with 60% interest, and apply those to the gospels.
It’s not that we’re smarter, as much as you guys refuse to think.

Tomi Lahren #wingnut

“It’s a mistake to underestimate his resolve.”
That’s why they came up with TACO, because of his iron resolve?

“He does NOT want endless war or war at all.”
Weirdly, though, he wants to be a war-hero president. Statues, parades, weapons named after him, bragging about a new nuclear warhead developed during his term…

"Trust Trump. He is rarely, if ever, wrong.”
Injecting Bleach.
Nuking a Hurricane.
All the people he hired and fired.
RFK Jr.
They’re eating the dogs, eating the cats….
Not sure if he needs to follow the Constitution.
Buying Greenland.
RIGHT after 911, bragging that he now had the tallest building in New York.

He doesn’t want a war, but he does think that in any confrontation, he can decide what you’re allowed to do, say, or restrict him from. He’s in for a shock.

jcsaves316 #fundie

“The evidence for creation hasnt been offered to you.”
Oh, i have no problem believein that.

“You must first reach a level of intelligence that is capable of comprehending it.”
Goddidit. What else is there?
Nothing in the bible says HOW, just WHO.
Need to be able to count to three, at least.

"By the looks of it, you are a LONG ways off.”
So, if asked for evidence, you turn to ad hominem. Got it.

"You better just stick to "thinking" nothing explodes into monkey men and let the adults take care of you.”
That’s your best effort to mock evolution? Pathetic.

Wayne Allyn Root #wingnut

@Creativerealms #227998
I can’t imagine how many emails he must get each day. An echelon of filters would be beyond necessary. Of course, WAR’s email would be as close to slobbing the knob as you can get across state lines, so it may have been escalated. I will allow ‘possibly’ The Real Trump. But thinking that WAR masturbating to a form letter really, really amuses me.

MessianicServant #fundie

“Look, one way or another, you're all wicked and filthy.”
I’ve been called far worse by people whose opinions mattered.

“Squatting around in full lotus position is a display of depravity and self-centeredness.”
You can fill in the blanks on the logic leading to this conclusion? Or is it just name-calling?

"Christ did not preach "end suffering." Suffering is GOOD. It leads people to God.”
Desperate people pleading with a distant, abusive power is not good.

"If everyone were Buddhists, concerned with worldly things, concerned with ending suffering, then this world would be of Satan.”
You think Buddhists are concerned with worldly things?
And you think SATAN wants to end suffering? Sounds like a much better leader, really.

"Suffering is necessary to bring God's elect into the gates of heaven.”
WHy? Heaven is paradise, there will be no suffering there. Why is suffering critical to ending suffering? That makes no sense. A lot like the streets of Heaven being paved with Gold. We won’t need to buy anything in paradies, why promise sometihng that only matters HERE?

“As for the rest of you, I hope you; Jews, Atheists, Catholics, Lutherans, Buddhists, Jains, Hindus...

Enjoy the flames!”
Good Christain Love and Generosity of spirit. Fuckheads likeyou are the reason i left the church. Too much sparkle in their eyes as they lovingly describe the tortures of hell. One great big revenge fantasy…

Wayne Allyn Root #wingnut

@Skyknight #227985
I dunno. Trump seems to be Putin’s fire-and-forget missile against the US. If Bonespures because a big enough unpredictable threat to the entire world’s stability, anything may happen. And Trump will blame Biden.

Xinhong #fundie

“i never ever believe in evolution.”
Neither do i. I do accept the science, but not ‘believe’ in it.

“ What an insult. I came from a monkey. how do you like that?"
Are you trying to mock something you have no clue about? I find that pitiable.

“Darwin even admits at the end of his evolution book that so many facts and findings have been against his theory of evolution."
No, shithead. He admits to a lack of corroborating evidence, not counterevidence.

“Athiest are the only thing in the world that would believe in evolution because they want to evolve and evolve until they reach a level of Godhood.”
Except we don’t believe in the godhood. And evolution doesn’t work that way. So, two up and two strikes.

“ their pride and trying to understand God's creation with their puny minds have given birth to this theory...”
Third strike. That’s not why.

“what a pity for those scientist to learn that ,' shoot! i wasted my life studying crap' when they come face to face with their creator. sigh.”
Yeah, science has fuck-all to do with your religion.