Timjer

@Timjer

Kerry Cassidy #crackpot #ufo #wingnut #conspiracy

SO PEOPLE CALL ME CRAZY?

…I don’t even have a retort for this. This just speaks volumes by itself.

TRUMP ANNOUNCES HE IS GOING TO DISCLOSE ALIENS… the 47th President will announce in JULY that aliens are REAL

I strongly believe extraterrestrial life is real. But if Trump the compulsive liar claims that Aliens exist, I will start doubting my own convictions on that.

Prolotario #wingnut #conspiracy

@Malingspann #254360

Frankly, I think any person who suddenly woke up from a 30-year coma would be completely baffled that a failed, crooked, unlikeable and convicted-of-sexual-offense businessman would ever manage to become not only POTUS at all, not only twice, but even pull so much power towards himself to be borderline-untouchable despite being completely incompetent.

I mean, I remember when in the Justice League animated series it was considered “unrealistic” that someone like Lex Luthor could even RUN for POTUS…

PAO Web #ufo #magick

The Galactic Federation of Light was founded over 4.5 million years ago

And the enigmatic extragalactic Precursors from Halo existed over billions of years ago until they vanished 500 million years ago. The only species classified as “Transsentient” by even the hyper-advanced Forerunners, they had an understanding of the cosmos beyond anyone else, as evidenced in their signature “neural physics” technology that nobody else could even come close to comprehending.

Of course, as it turns out the Precursors aren’t as “vanished” as everyone thought they were. Their remnants still exist in various forms, most notably the Flood itself. And that revelation’s when Halo became a borderline cosmic-horror story.

The only thing the Precursors have in common with your “Light Federation” is that they’re both Scifi. One vastly better written and more popular than the other.

rtlbst #homophobia #wingnut

Seems to have very specific pornography fantasies about homosexual orgies for someone who pretends to hate gay…

Also, the irony here being that the franchise the game belongs to has had transgender and transsexual vampires since pretty much the beginning… But obviously it “suddenly went woke” because the grifters claim it has…

Vox Day #conspiracy

what is the most reasonable answer to the questions concerning President Trump’s incessant inconsistencies?

That he’s a pathological liar with dementia.

Paul Bury #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy #elitist

leftists that constantly want to black list and destroy anyone that is diverse from them. What is wrong with you? Why are you constantly demanding everyone agree with you in your rebellion against God? Why don't you love and support those that choose to be obedient to God? Are you that jealous? Are you that far gone in your service to Satan? Are you just that evil?

Jesus effin’ Christ, Paul, are you really THAT lacking in any self-awareness? You call us "intolerant of diversity” who want “everyone to agree with us” (somehow), yet in the very same breath you say that everyone who even remotely disagrees with YOU specifically is “evil” and “in service to Satan”.

I have personally experienced venom and hatred for my obedience to God.

No, we don’t hate you for being a Christian per se. We hate you for being an Asshole. It’s not our fault that you seem to think Asshole is synonymous with Christ…

We have not been sent reviewable copies

And I see a lot of indie reviewers from a variety of origins who DO get review copies for free. Funny, it’s almost like “diversity” is not the problem here…

Also, just for you I’m going to take special pleasure in replaying Bloodlines 2 after its DLC dropped today. You know, the game where you play as an bloodsucking elder vampire, who are the “descendants” of Cain himself.

Average Dad #transphobia #fundie

trans is one of the worst things ever foisted onto society

Worse than slavery? Worse than genocide? Worse than death camps? Worse than human trafficking?

forcing your mom and dad to call you wrong pronouns and a new name

Oh no!!! Teh horror!!!! /s

skide #psycho #fundie

@Skide
…Look, Skide, I get your frustrations with fundie Christians (or fundies in general), really I do. Personally I particularly dislike the Abrahamic religions overall for how they tend to force their inane beliefs upon anyone else throughout history and fucked things up for everyone.

Yet, when you make a comment like that- Well, let me show you what it looks like when you change a few words:

How about you shut your satanist trap, bitch? I’ve nothing to do with atheists, I am a devout disciple of our lord Jesus Christ and do not confuse me with them prancing jehova’s witnesses or mormons. They mean you no harm, while I most certainly do, they want to worship in peace, I want your whole branch of faith annihilated from the public square and have you face the pyres. I’m a stickler for the tradition, after all.

See? Skide, in that way you sound JUST like the people we’re here to mock. Please don’t fall to their level. I still think we’re all better than that.

Robert F Kennedy jr #crackpot #dunning-kruger #pratt #wingnut

…Jesus effin’ Christ. How, in any sane world, can the leader(s) of the most powerful superpower on earth be such absolute MORONS…

Stephen Flurry #fundie #homophobia

This is an audacious insult to […] the Creator of sex!

Dude, Ishtar, Venus/Aphrodite, Hathor, Freyja, etc. predate Christianity by quite some time. YHWH did not invent sex.

And besides, even if YHWH did invent sex, you’d think he wouldn’t be such a massive prude who hates every kind of sexual act imaginable (to the point of installing a Demon Lord (Asmodeus) to embody the Sin of Lust) and ONLY tolerates the occasional male-to-female missionary sex because something has to make more children for him to bully…

You know, it’s telling, isn’t it? Almost all ancient RL myths have a celebrated deity of love and sex, while the Abrahamic religions outright have a hated/feared Demon Lord of Lust instead… It’s both pathetic and fascinating in a way, the Abrahamic religions’ sheer prudishness, misogyny, and coitophobia.

These people are shaking their fists in God’s face!

Reminds me of the “old man yells at cloud” meme. Except we’re not the “old man” here.

Christ Loving America #fundie #conspiracy

it is clear that my enemies are together working against me

Geez, persecution complex and narcissism, much? Pride is one of your religion’s greatest sins, smartass.

Gaslighting is evil

Oh, the irony…

i'll pray that my enemies

Praying, aka doing less than nothing while feeling smug about it.

Vfrdk568639 / PlNKG0RE #sexist #psycho

There's no real misandry nor hostility until men are afraid to leave their homes and go anywhere really. When that happens then they'll know what hostility actually means.

I mean, I’m a man myself and I kinda get what you’re saying there.

there need to be entire countries where marrying underage males is the norm

However, this, this is just batshit psycho and inexcusible.

Ann Farmer #forced-birth #fundie #wingnut #sexist #conspiracy

<@C.A.Collins> #253883

I’m not entirely sure what you’re asking, but I’m not referring to the mythological Minotaur. I’m mostly referring to the “Our Minotaurs Are Different” trope.

Specifically like how they’re portrayed in some anime/manga series; something like this:

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Erin Mersino, U.S. Circuit Judge Consuelo Callahan and four unnamed mothers from California #quack #pratt #fundie

These things do not deserve to be mothers.

Alone-Conference-896 #fundie #homophobia

If you don’t believe in Jesus Christ and His death for your sin and the Bible as the infallible word of God, why are you weighing in here as an authority?

Because even if god may not be real (jury’s still out on the historical Jeshua of Nazareth), his inane followers most certainly are. And a lot of them insist on forcing their outdated, inane, bigoted, hateful, ignorant beliefs on everybody else.

the fact that God put a man and a woman in the garden and said it was good.

How do you know that actually happened? Where you there?

LockdownIsLame #senpai_noticed_us #fundie

Okay? I’m not an exhibitionist myself by any means, but I still don’t see your problem with Shy’s comment. After all, we are all born nude, right? Children see themselves nude when showering and such. Trying to shelter them too much will only backfire.

And just to be clear, NONE of us here are saying we should expose young children to sexuality or pornography. But there is still a difference between understanding what the human body is and full-blown sexuality…

Fritz Berggren #conspiracy #fundie

Democracy may be flawed, yes, as few people’s votes are equally informed for it to properly work. Case-in-point, MAGA supremacy. But I wouldn’t call it an illusion per se.

I’d still vastly prefer a flawed democracy over current-day Russia, North Korea, or any Theocracy.

Anons #sexist

Puh-lease. Incels are as “entitled” to sex as leeches are to my blood- Actually, scratch that. Leeches actually need blood to live and actually serve a purpose in the ecosystem they live in. So they actually are far more entitled to being parasites than incels are.

Ellis Washington #wingnut #crackpot #racist #conspiracy

@Bastethotep #253725

Most people go to war as a means to an end. To Trump, this war, well, I wouldn’t necessarily say is the end (unless it’s to distract from Epstein, in which case it likely IS), but he certainly didn’t really have a proper goal and terms for it in his senile mind when he started…

Ann Farmer #forced-birth #fundie #wingnut #sexist #conspiracy

Media reports about sex crime co-exist with pornographic imagery

Seriously? I’m a person who likes to partake in the online pornographic arts(*). I’m also a 33-year old virgin and have never EVER commited anything remotely like a sex crime. So, care to explain that?

(*)Partially because stuff like my social anxiety, introvertedness, bordeline-demisexuality, and other crap make it difficult for me to blow off steam in more conventional ways.

So yeah, if I want to read/watch smut about an average joe being dommy-mommied by a loving 7ft tall muscular minotaur girl with Q-cups then that is my complete right and there is not a damn thing you can do about it.

ITT Parents #transphobia

"would you rather have a trans child or a dead one?" Well basically this new persona has "Killed" my child as he supposedly no longer exists.

That is just sickening, evil, and well, FUCK YOU you narcissistic selfish cunt.

WM0915 #wingnut #pratt

@kuyohashi #253616

he’s old, he’s mortal, and he’s biodegradable

I hope so… I mean, he’s obviously old (physcially and mentally). I sure HOPE he’s mortal (as he’s cheated death enough by now). But is he truly biodegradable? I think that burying Trump’s unhealthy orange ass anywhere would count more as polluting than fertilizing… No, maybe we should just fire him… out of a cannon and into the sun.

The Hellenist #homophobia #dunning-kruger

@ShatteredGlassSkywarp #253548

Reminds me of two other Simpsons quotes:

“Almost sexual, isn’t it, Smithers?” and “I think women and seamen don’t mix.”

David J Stewart #sexist #fundie

@leyo3 #253549

I mean, it is David J. “Kiddiediddler” Stewart. The man has an unhealthy obsession with both Taylor Swift and women in pants even by fundie standards.

Saratov Court #homophobia

Wow, seriously? I mean, I know that (sadly) homophobia is a thing in the world for a long time. But I never understood why Russia’s just so excessively deep into it. It’s one thing to just make homosexual marriage illegal. It’s another to prevent people from even mentioning the name of a show that has lgtb+ moments in it…

Putin just acts like gay people raped his puppy to death or something… Is what I would say if Putin wasn’t a sociopath who couldn’t care less for anything aside from himself.

Anon #conspiracy

When the spinning ball-Earth is finally exposed worldwide for the 400+ year deception it was, Earth's entire population will suddenly be faced with the reality that every government, every space agency, university, secret society, religious organization, mainstream and alternative media outlet have ALL been duplicitous in propping up a monstrous manipulation-

Okay, let me stop you right there. See the bolded parts? Good. Now let me ask you something. What seems more likely? That “every government, every space agency, university, secret society, religious organization, mainstream and alternative media outlet” are ALL part of one big, resource-intensive, overcomplicated conspiracy to hide an otherwise meaningless truth, or that just the very few flat-earthers that exist are full of shit? Because, what does “every government, every space agency, university, secret society, religious organization, mainstream and alternative media outlet” even have to gain from doing that?

Unnamed parent #fundie #crackpot #psycho

Doesn’t Jesus teach stuff like “Tolerance” and “Shelter the Homeless” and such? Seems like these parents are the ones who truly go against Christian teachings…

Anon #racist #sexist #homophobia

Right, right… And these “jews”, are they in the room with us right now?

Own-Bother-1741 #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

@PMSFKS1 #253441

Yes, including outright that Usopp would be African IRL. Still didn’t stop racists from complaining that the Live-Action Usopp is played by a black actor…

So apparently any manga character being dark-skinned at this point is “Netflix” “forcing” their “Diversity Curse” upon unwilling manga authors… Because heaven forbid dark skinned characters can naturally exist in a world as crazy and diverse as One Piece…

EDIT: it seems the Mods there already kicked that post back into the abyss of whence it came. So apologies if you cannot read the OG anymore. But I still think it deserves more ridicule.

Meowykar #sexist

Donald Trump #crackpot #fundie #god-complex

@Bastethotep #253315

Well of course he is. After all, have YOU even seen a RL doctor wearing a lab coat and a stethoscope and using actual medicine? No, doctors are in actuality dressed in robes, have halos, and wield magic, of course! /s

u/icandodge #moonbat #sexist

Porn is imagery. Porn is media. Porn consists of videos and photos.

That’s kinda fully covered by “free speech” laws…

Porn is the exploitation, commodification, and dehumanization of real human beings

Then what about drawings? Such as smut of big-tiddied anime girls? Or 3d renders of various monster- or alien girls? Are those “exploitation” of “real human beings”? ’Cause I’ll be honest here, some are drawn/rendered so well they kinda qualify as art.

Donald Trump #crackpot #fundie #god-complex

@Anon-e-moose #253214

I mean, these are the same right-wing morons who (badly) photoshopped Trump’s face on Thanos’ body, not realizing Thanos was the bad guy. Also the kind of morons who unironically think the Rebels from SW represent MAGA and the Galactic Empire is everything else…

My point being, saying they only have a surface-level understanding of what they’re parodying is being very generous already.

@Peacemonger373 #253208

Well if Trump would achieve apotheosis, he’ll probably be a minor god of greed or something like that on the “chaotic evil” alignment. More wealth, more power, more pussy, more attention, more hamberders & coke… But in no sane universe would he ever be considered anything like a “god of good”.

Kris Harrison #psycho #wingnut

…Jesus effin’ Christ.

I’m not even going to comment on how this is what MAGA does to a person. This- this is just evil.

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #wingnut

Laura G #transphobia

Declan Finn #fundie #wingnut

Ficle Dann: “Everyone I don’t like is Satanist!”

these people would all be excommunicated.

…If they were actual Satanists, you’d think that at least they wouldn’t even care about being excommunicated from the catholic church and at most would be outright happy.

Anon #fundie

@Anon-e-moose #253085

Would.

Also, the Great Demon Lord of Lust, Lilithmon (X-antibody), also does it for me.

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In slightly more seriousness, for me the attraction to Succubi comes mostly from the “Succubus in love” trope. Something about the embodiment of carnal desires actually falling in love with a mortal and remaining faithful to them is very wholesome to me.

Laura G #transphobia

never have biological grandchildren

So you only saw your daughter as a spermbank to continue your bloodline? Jesus effin’ Christ lady, that’s shallow even by PITTparents standards!

John C. Wright #conspiracy #wingnut

<@KeithInc.> #253003

whose professor called him the dumbest student he’d ever had

Really!? I mean, I fully believe you but- damn. That’s certainly impressive in a way.

John C. Wrong, we don’t need to be “brainwashed” by our side to hate Donald Trump. Just hearing Donald Trump literally say the things he says on LIVE broadcasts is enough to hate him.

Empire of Lies

You mean MAGAland?

The person is brainwashed, and cannot be told she is brainwashed, since a core part of any brainwashing is to think oneself a rational and judicious thinker who has pondered both sides of the question.

…Damn, there goes that Irony meter.

Bill Donohue #transphobia #homophobia #fundie

The greatest child abuse scandal of our day is-

I wouldn’t necessarily say of “our day”, but here in Belgium “the greatest child abuse scandal” (at least of the last half century) is probably that of the catholic church covering up the sexual abuse and molestation of countless children that were supposed to be under their care. And afaik the new pope still has refused to hold the surviving perpetrators responsible (then again, if he did he would probably have to condemn half the church…).

So yeah, whenever a catholic tries to bring up “think of the children”, we must hit them with this.

2nd Smartest Guy in the World #quack #crackpot #conspiracy #mammon

Lord, do I hate this moron. It’s one thing to be an absolute idiot of the highest order. It’s another thing entirely to be SO unaware of it and still so arrogant to unironically call yourself “2nd Smartest Guy in the World”…

Q the Storm Rider #crackpot #wingnut #magick #ufo #conspiracy

Michael Voris #fundie #sexist #wingnut #transphobia

The only difference between you and a liberal woman is, she has bigger balls than you.

If you’re speaking metaphorically, then joke’s on you! I don’t really mind being a beta to a dominant, sexy, powerful woman.

Steven Roland #fundie #wingnut

anti-freedom of religion and worship

Steven Arse: Obviously freedom of religion means “freedom to either mindlessly follow MY tenets or be cast out as a subhuman heretic with no rights at all!!!”

Donald J. Trump #psycho #wingnut

@Anon-e-moose #252904

If the entire Republican party will completely collapse due to their nonstop hubris, hatemongering, idolatry, “bearing false witnessess”, and all-in-all unchristian behavior for the last several years, that’ll be cosmic justice if I’ve ever seen it. MIGHT just make me a believer…

A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again.

”Blood for the blood Trump!”

Or alternatively…

“Kill ’em all, let ~~God~~ Trump sort ’em out!”