Bastethotep

@Bastethotep

Brother Nathanael #racist #homophobia #magick #fundie #conspiracy

Oh look, yet another anti-carnal bigot ascribes to his enemies rituals that seem to spring right from the deepest, darkest, most lurid, most perverse, repressed sexual fantasies of his…

Paulie Red #wingnut #pratt

Donald Trump:
* ceaselessly engages in outlandish schemes
* is obsessed with putting his name and/or picture everywhere
* loves to destroy national monuments
* has a prison project where inmates would be controlled by a moat of pet monsters
* surrounds himself with a menageries of gimmicky evil freaks and weirdoes
* constantly self-sabotages through his and his minions’ absurd incompetence
* is addicted to depictions of himself in painting and animation, produced by sinister giant supercomputers

Conclusion:
Donald Trump is basically a real-world cartoon villain.

cl333r #wingnut #ableist

hire people by their disabilities and victimhood, not by their professional qualities

Oh, I believe you… in that you discriminate against disabled people and other marginalised groups, no matter how well they are qualified…

at the end of the day every employee gets a participation trophy

Yes, those damn millenials, thinking that they are entitled to wages to compensate for the time they sacrifice toiling for your benefit!

Tatsuya Ishida #wingnut #racist

Ah yes, liberation from the Judeo-Bolsheviks… a rhetoric that was notably adopted after it turned out that the Nazis’ true opinions on the Slavic “subhuman” were too racist to be plapable for the common soldier and they realised the importance of gaining collaborateurs in the occupied territories, when previously, they had not been coy aat all about their intention to colonise Russia as German “Lebensraum”, with Slaws culled and enslaved and North Asians wiped out altogether…

Cherie Zaslawsky #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

Yet Menlo Park’s City Council plans to convert three of our busy downtown parking plazas serving our one-of-a-kind small businesses, into high-density 7 and 8-story subsidized housing projects.

Sounds like your small town idyll may in truth be far from perfect…

Also, more than three “busy downtown parking plazas” seems rather at odds with that “village character” you extolled previously.

Hugo Knott #fundie #wingnut #forced-birth

@Sasha #262207
I think it is more likely that behind him, and the antivaccination movement in general, is one of the demonesses of child mortality, miscarriages and infertility so widespread across mythologies, such as Gello, Lamashtu or Abyzou.

Alex Jones #racist #conspiracy

That’s all the snarlwords you can stirng together? Sad.

On a completely unrelated note, a quick reminder that ((((Flat Earth)))) nothing but a False-Flag Arch-Fake Educated Stupid Sarkeesian Cthulhu Nuxalk Pizza Globalist Equalist Death Eater Satinist Prep Transexual Chinese Annunaki Mutant Clown Clone Mayan Imperialist Sauronian Masonic Alien Vampire Pharma Cuck Hexenbiest Guamese Manajerk Shadowborn Telkine Swiss Royal Anarchist Obama Soros Moriaty Vetinari Hydra Refugee Tzeenchian Technocratic Uyghur 13D Zalgo Kronos Lemurian Atlantis Drow Morlock Globohomo Sarkic Goblin Cyber Witch M16 CIA NSA MKULTRA HAARP BLM BMI MIB KGB NYT FDA SJW SCP SPC CoE PPC EU UN FIFA OOC BKK AOK IOC TPTB CERN LHC NASA TLDR LDS LSD CFR KFC ABC XYZ VLG Deep State Muslim Feminist Jesuit Anti-Christ New Age Monsanto Bilderbuch Rotschild Eckstein Loki Matrix Mafia Dalek Warmist Occult Athiest Elite Relativist Darwinist Illuminati DeRo Ukrainian Skaven Bielefeld Groomer Daemonic Vampyre Magick Coleoptera Gay Romulan Sith Avar Yakuza CommieNazi ZioLizard NinjaZombiePirateRobot Psi-Ops Disinfo Arch-Hoax Controlled Opposition Nemesis Plot!!!!
Earth is a fractal pyramid torus that doesnt exist!!!

Hugo Knott #fundie #wingnut #forced-birth

"For thousands of years, this wonderful demon god has stood as the symbol that the true way to gain the good you want out of life is through child sacrifice. Today, we reaffirm that belief. The state of Massachusetts looks forward to murdering tens of thousands of babies as our offering, so that women may in turn be rewarded with the freedom and prosperity they desire. All hail Molech!"

Fundie cannot grasp that not everyone thinks like them, part ω+1.

At publishing time, Governor Healey had also commissioned a golden statue of herself to be erected at the Capitol and ordered all residents to bow down to it under penalty of being thrown into a fiery furnace.

Oh, stop it. We all know that it is your master, the Man of Sin, who is building golden statues of himself and demanding worship…

DepravedAndDeprived #elitist #racist #sexist #crackpot #psycho

* In terms of behavior, it is clear that some people entirely lack introspection.
[…]
* People treat each other like crap without remorse.
* Empathy levels around the world are low.
* Weak theory of mind; people can't project another person's experience in their mind.

Well, I guess that makes you the most soulless of them all…

Tatsuya Ishida #wingnut #racist

Even if we ignore the elephant herd stampeding through the room that is the still pretty recent real-world history being rewritten here: This story is written so incoherently in so many ways - narratively, tonally, semiotically… -, is so meandering and overstretched and cringe that it, if anything, is a point against reinterpreting the Nazis as heroes in itself.

Charlie Kirk #conspiracy #wingnut

It’s 2040:
Not owning enough guns purchased from NRA-approved outlets makes one an outlaw.
The dollar has §worth§ in the same sense as the Iraqi dinar had under Saddam Hussein.
There are two sexes, male and female. Females are barely more than chattel. Any male deemed too effete and any female deemed to uppity is forcibly hospitalised.
All devices must have pointless data harvesting and AI slop integrated into them.
The only mode of transportation allowed are SUVs with deliberately large fuel consuption produced by corporations who have doneted sufficiently to the Trump Fund.
There are no schools, only private tutors and PragerU videos.
But at least the oligarchs own everything and AI icon of the Most Blessed Second Amendment Martyr Charly Kirk are omnipresent, held in reverence second only to the God-President upon his Golden Throne himself.

Austin Franco #conspiracy

It is good to hear that, once in a while, a rich kid does lose it all as a consequence of his arrogant arseholery.

But, of course, we also see perhaps the truest purpose of the Alt-Right: a grift-framework for those who crassly squander the privilege they were born with.

Donald Trump #crackpot #god-complex #wingnut

Praise be to Allah!

I called it: The crypto-Muslim was Donald Trump, buddy of the oil sheikhs, all along.

Katie Souza #conspiracy #crackpot #god-complex #magick #ufo #fundie

A charismatic televangelist who created a career out of her past as a career criminal and drug dealer

Doubtlessly selling as a miraculous redemption what was far more likely just the realisation that selling unfalsifiable hope to people indoctrinated to be gullible while protected by religious freedom laws written to be abused is a far safer path to unethical wealth than crime…
(Assuming, of course, she is not just lying for Jesus…)

furtherglory #wingnut #pratt #conspiracy #dunning-kruger

Well, I am German, having lived in Germany all my life, and you are wrong. “Ausrotten” does indeed mean to exterminate, to drive to extinction. It very, very much means killing.

Klaus Arminius #racist

Have you ever heard of New Agers?

PE:
@Passerby #261902
Also,
“European and Indian languages are distantly related, therefore, we are the Aryan Master Race. Now let’s wipe out those filthy gypsies!”

Julia Woodman #magick #ufo #crackpot #conspiracy

I finished the crossword with its witchy clue answers
like […] ‘krone’,

What is witchy about the German and Nordic-languages word for crown, which the latter also using it as name of their currency? You are thinking of “crone”. These are not even homophones, since in the first, the e at the end is not silent.

JE Aggas #crackpot #fundie #wingnut #racist

MAGA Capital Riot; 562 (Hebrew)
Blood for the Blood God!: 562 (Hebrew)

I am the Walrus: 1444 (Hebrew)
Jesus is queer: 1444 (Hebrew)

Enoby Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way: 3138 (Hebrew)
E., the most divine woman ever born: 3138 (Hebrew)

True Happiness: 748 (Hebrew)
The Realm of Suffering: 748 (Hebrew)

It’s about time: 696 (Hebrew)
Gemetria is nonsense: 696 (Hebrew)

Jane Yust #ufo #crackpot #magick #conspiracy

Trillions of sentient beings would never know the wars that had once seemed inevitable, because those wars had been prevented before they could unfold.

…and thus, we would never travel back in time to set right what once went wrong…

Tatsuya Ishida #racist #conspiracy #wingnut

So, some interesting things I learned doing basic casual research in reaction to this:

Historically, Europeans have been caricatured as Tengu in Japan due to their comperatively big noses. Here, for instance, is a caricature of US Commodore Matthew Perry, who ended Japanese isolationism via gunboat diplomacy in 1854:
imageSpeaking of which, while the first Jews to settle in Japan were Americans immigrating subsequently in 1861, the classical Tengu had already emerged by the 14th Century, and are believed to be a syncretism of the Chinese comet-demons known as sky-dogs (tiāngŏu), which are the origin of the name (whereas the sky-dogs themselves became known as amakitsune, sky foxes), as well as possibly the Hindu bird-man guardian spirit Garuda, with local tradition, with some aspects and satire of the Shugendo mountain-monks thrown in for good measure.

S Bar L Rancher #sexist #homophobia #transphobia

and it doesn't matter anyhow because I am a GOOD driver

The last words of many a crash driver…

Ben Shapiro #racist

Ah, it’s Ben “The Secular Jews Are Our Misfortune” Shapiro.

Can we arrange an ultimate showdown of reactionary Jewish No-True-Scotsmanship between him and Henry Makow?

Tatsuya Ishida #conspiracy #elitist #psycho #racist

@Zinnia #261429
The point here is “Jews think gentiles are subhuman”. “and this is what you are - an animal. A lowly beast. Goyim.” - The Comjewnists are not including themselves here.
(For some reason, many alt-righters think that goyim means “cattle”. That this is very easily debunked says so much about their intellectual capacities.)

Why does Marx speak with a thick phonetic accent, when no other German, nor Jew, nor anyone of any other nationality or ethnicity for that matter, seems to do - not even Hitler, who famously spoke German with that trademark hideous harsh screeching accent that foreigners think German actually sounds like in public (it was to cover up his native Austrian accent)?

Patriarch Kirill #fundie #psycho #wingnut

“Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori!” proclaims every homefront propagandist not at risk of being sent anywhere close to the battlefield himself.

Jeff Hambrecht and Mitch Parsons #crackpot #fundie #sexist

Let me guess, you have everything for young men to enjoy, they can hang out with all the boys?

Anyways, “Proverbs 27:17 Fitness” is such a clunky name. Could it be more obvious that they are just skimming through the Bible until they stumble upon some random obscure vaguely fitting passage to cherrypick for defining “True Christianity” to revolve around their weird macho mindset and anxieties?

PS:

His vision is for men to “sharpen each other in brotherhood” and suggests, “Real sharpening requires daily proximity to other faithful men who refuse to let you drift.”

The same kind of man who is constantly consulting his fellas on whether his romantic and/or carnal conduct towards a female partner constitutes homosexuality…

Answers Magazine #fundie

The 10 Most Debunked Creationist Misrepresentations Of Scientific Findings
FTFY

Medeea Greere #crackpot #wingnut #quack #conspiracy

Verderebb #sexist

Conservapedia #fundie

Conservapedia - so compulsively obsessed with bizarre arguments against atheism as to claim those New-Fangled Youth-Corrupting Jungle Rhythms for Jesus!

Tatsuya Ishida #wingnut #pratt #dunning-kruger #conspiracy

@Zinnia #261189

Of course, that’s the type of story “structure” this has. Of. Course. I assume, though, that at least this one does not feature a blatant self-insert collecting a creepy harem. (…right?)

Armchair Apologist #wingnut

Anon #sexist #god-complex #crackpot

…are we really sure this is not just some creepy fetish and/or troll site?

Frosty Wooldridge #wingnut #conspiracy

Whether Covid-19 was a bioweapon or not, you antisocial contrarians who would rather throw around wild accusations rather than accepting even the slightest inconvenience for the common good certainly have made biological attacks against the West rather promising…

Tatsuya Ishida #crackpot #psycho #transphobia #wingnut

If this series’ goal is to safeguard Nazi apologia against satire by taking it beyond parody, you may be succeeding.

Otherwise, you fail whatever the hell you are even trying to accomplish forever.

Anons #sexist

lolcow.farm

The cattle is running the ranch…

Babylon Bee #wingnut

Aren’t there supposed to be lots of Conservative™ seasoned farmers, ranches and other agriculturalists? Surely, they, above everyone else, should be well aware that there is indeed a shift in the long-term weather patterns, that the summers are getting hotter, winters are getting warmers, periods of both drought and excess wetness become more prevalent, and everything is getting less predictable.
I postulate that any farmer that denies climate change must be actually just an uninvolved land owner merely cashing in on the fruits of others’ field labours, an abysmal farmer who is an embarrassment to this ancient and noble profession, or both.

Babylon Bee #wingnut

Patricia McCarthy #wingnut #racist #transphobia #conspiracy

They hate him for his success

He has taken “failing upwards” to entirely new levels. A good reason to hate him - but certainly not from envy.

his wealth

He is an incorrigible grifter, vulgarily decadent and shamelessly corrupt. Again, a good reason to hate him, with no envy involved.

his happiness

What happiness? The closest thing he ever displayed would be smug satisfaction, but mostly, he seems consumed by insecurity, narcissistic rage and anxiety to cement his legacy before death.

his beautiful wife

They hate each other.
Also, I personally find her ordinary-looking, but even if I considered her the most beautiful woman to ever live, she is nothing but a vapid golddigger. No envy from me.

his fine family

The only child of his that seems to have a place in his heart is Ivanka… and that place is that of incestous lust.
Also, they are all evil losers born into fortune, just like their father.

for his love of America

Ha, ha, ha. This does not deserve explaining.

and because he has accomplished so much more already in this second term than any Democrat president has ever, ever achieved.

Yes. So much more to bring ruination upon the nation.

Pete Hegseth #wingnut #quack #sexist

Christian War Master Hegseth, I have found some obscure Bible story where the Heightmaxxxed Peak Male Strength Alpha Chad Warrior gets headshotted by an ordinary farmboy. What is your opinion on it?

Follower #fundie

Ascension Lightworkers #ufo #magick #quack #conspiracy

Andrew Torba #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy #mammon

A civilization that rejects Christ will eventually reject reality itself:

Never mind all the civilisations that lasted for many centuries, in some cases even millenia, long before Christianity, and also those who did and in some cases still endure afterwards without ever converting to Christianity.

Christ is King.
Now act like it

Vive la révolution!
(I mean, Jesus may have resurrected from an unusually swift circulatory collapse from crucifxion, but will He recover as easily from, say, decapitation, with perhaps some cremation and scattering of the ashes to make sure…?)

Donald J. Trump #wingnut #conspiracy

Deborah #transphobia

I have often felt losing my beautiful daughter to the caricature of the “man” she has become

That phrasing really makes one wonder if Parents with Inconvenient Truths About Trans Parents would have declared their children dead to them if they had become blemished in some other way, doesn’t it? It certainly would not surprise me…

Fusion Youth Ministries #fundie

Parents With Inconvenient Truths About Trans #transphobia

But, the way I see it, the abuse is the other way around. We—the parents—are being abused.

Typical abuser logic.

Tatsuya Ishida #wingnut

On the lower right is a portrait of Nicholas Fuentes with the motto “Fuentsov Approved”

Oh great, more random anachronistic references that do not add any insight or humour, only serving to make this dumb cringe even dumber and cringier.

CYRIL #crackpot

I have researched the birth dates of all lunatics and megalomaniacs I know, including light forest type American presidents and then charted the moon phases 9 months before their birth date and invariably they are all conceived under a full moon.

Among other things, you are confusing necessity and sufficiency - even if all lunatics are conceived under a full moon, it does not follow that all who are born under a full moon are lunatics, just as all penguins being flightless birds does not equate to all flightless birds being penguins.

mylunchbreak #crackpot #dunning-kruger #conspiracy

If there is anything remotely redeeming about the Tartaria conspiracy theory, it the irony that the very time period that started the meme of “I can’t imagine those primitives could accomplish anything, let alone create such magnificient monuments, without our modern conveniences - must have been Mary Sue colonialists” has become the target of this same meme by their own descendends not even two centuries later.