Bastethotep

@Bastethotep

Katie Souza #conspiracy #crackpot #god-complex #magick #ufo #fundie

A charismatic televangelist who created a career out of her past as a career criminal and drug dealer

Doubtlessly selling as a miraculous redemption what was far more likely just the realisation that selling unfalsifiable hope to people indoctrinated to be gullible while protected by religious freedom laws written to be abused is a far safer path to unethical wealth than crime…
(Assuming, of course, she is not just lying for Jesus…)

furtherglory #wingnut #pratt #conspiracy #dunning-kruger

Well, I am German, having lived in Germany all my life, and you are wrong. “Ausrotten” does indeed mean to exterminate, to drive to extinction. It very, very much means killing.

Klaus Arminius #racist

Julia Woodman #magick #ufo #crackpot #conspiracy

I finished the crossword with its witchy clue answers
like […] ‘krone’,

What is witchy about the German and Nordic-languages word for crown, which the latter also using it as name of their currency? You are thinking of “crone”. These are not even homophones, since in the first, the e at the end is not silent.

JE Aggas #crackpot #fundie #wingnut #racist

MAGA Capital Riot; 562 (Hebrew)
Blood for the Blood God!: 562 (Hebrew)

I am the Walrus: 1444 (Hebrew)
Jesus is queer: 1444 (Hebrew)

Enoby Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way: 3138 (Hebrew)
E., the most divine woman ever born: 3138 (Hebrew)

True Happiness: 748 (Hebrew)
The Realm of Suffering: 748 (Hebrew)

It’s about time: 696 (Hebrew)
Gemetria is nonsense: 696 (Hebrew)

Jane Yust #ufo #crackpot #magick #conspiracy

Trillions of sentient beings would never know the wars that had once seemed inevitable, because those wars had been prevented before they could unfold.

…and thus, we would never travel back in time to set right what once went wrong…

Tatsuya Ishida #racist #conspiracy #wingnut

So, some interesting things I learned doing basic casual research in reaction to this:

Historically, Europeans have been caricatured as Tengu in Japan due to their comperatively big noses. Here, for instance, is a caricature of US Commodore Matthew Perry, who ended Japanese isolationism via gunboat diplomacy in 1854:
imageSpeaking of which, while the first Jews to settle in Japan were Americans immigrating subsequently in 1861, the classical Tengu had already emerged by the 14th Century, and are believed to be a syncretism of the Chinese comet-demons known as sky-dogs (tiāngŏu), which are the origin of the name (whereas the sky-dogs themselves became known as amakitsune, sky foxes), as well as possibly the Hindu bird-man guardian spirit Garuda, with local tradition, with some aspects and satire of the Shugendo mountain-monks thrown in for good measure.

S Bar L Rancher #sexist #homophobia #transphobia

and it doesn't matter anyhow because I am a GOOD driver

The last words of many a crash driver…

Ben Shapiro #racist

Ah, it’s Ben “The Secular Jews Are Our Misfortune” Shapiro.

Can we arrange an ultimate showdown of reactionary Jewish No-True-Scotsmanship between him and Henry Makow?

Tatsuya Ishida #conspiracy #elitist #psycho #racist

@Zinnia #261429
The point here is “Jews think gentiles are subhuman”. “and this is what you are - an animal. A lowly beast. Goyim.” - The Comjewnists are not including themselves here.
(For some reason, many alt-righters think that goyim means “cattle”. That this is very easily debunked says so much about their intellectual capacities.)

Why does Marx speak with a thick phonetic accent, when no other German, nor Jew, nor anyone of any other nationality or ethnicity for that matter, seems to do - not even Hitler, who famously spoke German with that trademark hideous harsh screeching accent that foreigners think German actually sounds like in public (it was to cover up his native Austrian accent)?

Patriarch Kirill #fundie #psycho #wingnut

“Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori!” proclaims every homefront propagandist not at risk of being sent anywhere close to the battlefield himself.

Jeff Hambrecht and Mitch Parsons #crackpot #fundie #sexist

Let me guess, you have everything for young men to enjoy, they can hang out with all the boys?

Anyways, “Proverbs 27:17 Fitness” is such a clunky name. Could it be more obvious that they are just skimming through the Bible until they stumble upon some random obscure vaguely fitting passage to cherrypick for defining “True Christianity” to revolve around their weird macho mindset and anxieties?

PS:

His vision is for men to “sharpen each other in brotherhood” and suggests, “Real sharpening requires daily proximity to other faithful men who refuse to let you drift.”

The same kind of man who is constantly consulting his fellas on whether his romantic and/or carnal conduct towards a female partner constitutes homosexuality…

Answers Magazine #fundie

The 10 Most Debunked Creationist Misrepresentations Of Scientific Findings
FTFY

Medeea Greere #crackpot #wingnut #quack #conspiracy

Verderebb #sexist

Conservapedia #fundie

Conservapedia - so compulsively obsessed with bizarre arguments against atheism as to claim those New-Fangled Youth-Corrupting Jungle Rhythms for Jesus!

Tatsuya Ishida #wingnut #pratt #dunning-kruger #conspiracy

@Zinnia #261189

Of course, that’s the type of story “structure” this has. Of. Course. I assume, though, that at least this one does not feature a blatant self-insert collecting a creepy harem. (…right?)

Armchair Apologist #wingnut

Anon #sexist #god-complex #crackpot

…are we really sure this is not just some creepy fetish and/or troll site?

Frosty Wooldridge #wingnut #conspiracy

Whether Covid-19 was a bioweapon or not, you antisocial contrarians who would rather throw around wild accusations rather than accepting even the slightest inconvenience for the common good certainly have made biological attacks against the West rather promising…

Tatsuya Ishida #crackpot #psycho #transphobia #wingnut

If this series’ goal is to safeguard Nazi apologia against satire by taking it beyond parody, you may be succeeding.

Otherwise, you fail whatever the hell you are even trying to accomplish forever.

Anons #sexist

lolcow.farm

The cattle is running the ranch…

Babylon Bee #wingnut

Aren’t there supposed to be lots of Conservative™ seasoned farmers, ranches and other agriculturalists? Surely, they, above everyone else, should be well aware that there is indeed a shift in the long-term weather patterns, that the summers are getting hotter, winters are getting warmers, periods of both drought and excess wetness become more prevalent, and everything is getting less predictable.
I postulate that any farmer that denies climate change must be actually just an uninvolved land owner merely cashing in on the fruits of others’ field labours, an abysmal farmer who is an embarrassment to this ancient and noble profession, or both.

Babylon Bee #wingnut

Patricia McCarthy #wingnut #racist #transphobia #conspiracy

They hate him for his success

He has taken “failing upwards” to entirely new levels. A good reason to hate him - but certainly not from envy.

his wealth

He is an incorrigible grifter, vulgarily decadent and shamelessly corrupt. Again, a good reason to hate him, with no envy involved.

his happiness

What happiness? The closest thing he ever displayed would be smug satisfaction, but mostly, he seems consumed by insecurity, narcissistic rage and anxiety to cement his legacy before death.

his beautiful wife

They hate each other.
Also, I personally find her ordinary-looking, but even if I considered her the most beautiful woman to ever live, she is nothing but a vapid golddigger. No envy from me.

his fine family

The only child of his that seems to have a place in his heart is Ivanka… and that place is that of incestous lust.
Also, they are all evil losers born into fortune, just like their father.

for his love of America

Ha, ha, ha. This does not deserve explaining.

and because he has accomplished so much more already in this second term than any Democrat president has ever, ever achieved.

Yes. So much more to bring ruination upon the nation.

Pete Hegseth #wingnut #quack #sexist

Christian War Master Hegseth, I have found some obscure Bible story where the Heightmaxxxed Peak Male Strength Alpha Chad Warrior gets headshotted by an ordinary farmboy. What is your opinion on it?

Follower #fundie

Ascension Lightworkers #ufo #magick #quack #conspiracy

Andrew Torba #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy #mammon

A civilization that rejects Christ will eventually reject reality itself:

Never mind all the civilisations that lasted for many centuries, in some cases even millenia, long before Christianity, and also those who did and in some cases still endure afterwards without ever converting to Christianity.

Christ is King.
Now act like it

Vive la révolution!
(I mean, Jesus may have resurrected from an unusually swift circulatory collapse from crucifxion, but will He recover as easily from, say, decapitation, with perhaps some cremation and scattering of the ashes to make sure…?)

Donald J. Trump #wingnut #conspiracy

Deborah #transphobia

I have often felt losing my beautiful daughter to the caricature of the “man” she has become

That phrasing really makes one wonder if Parents with Inconvenient Truths About Trans Parents would have declared their children dead to them if they had become blemished in some other way, doesn’t it? It certainly would not surprise me…

Fusion Youth Ministries #fundie

Parents With Inconvenient Truths About Trans #transphobia

But, the way I see it, the abuse is the other way around. We—the parents—are being abused.

Typical abuser logic.

Tatsuya Ishida #wingnut

On the lower right is a portrait of Nicholas Fuentes with the motto “Fuentsov Approved”

Oh great, more random anachronistic references that do not add any insight or humour, only serving to make this dumb cringe even dumber and cringier.

CYRIL #crackpot

I have researched the birth dates of all lunatics and megalomaniacs I know, including light forest type American presidents and then charted the moon phases 9 months before their birth date and invariably they are all conceived under a full moon.

Among other things, you are confusing necessity and sufficiency - even if all lunatics are conceived under a full moon, it does not follow that all who are born under a full moon are lunatics, just as all penguins being flightless birds does not equate to all flightless birds being penguins.

mylunchbreak #crackpot #dunning-kruger #conspiracy

If there is anything remotely redeeming about the Tartaria conspiracy theory, it the irony that the very time period that started the meme of “I can’t imagine those primitives could accomplish anything, let alone create such magnificient monuments, without our modern conveniences - must have been Mary Sue colonialists” has become the target of this same meme by their own descendends not even two centuries later.

Celeste Amarilla #racist

Closing her letter, Amarilla demanded that Mbappe retract his remarks and apologise, warning she would pursue legal action on grounds of gender-based violence if he failed to do so

Wow. That goes beyond DARVO.

Maximus #wingnut #psycho #racist #fundie #god-complex

Blood for the Blood God
Skulls for the Skull Throne

Corey J. Mahler #crackpot

No, it is just a very basic variation on very basic geometry bound to show up as a motif independently across various different cultures that was appropriated by weirdoes, bigots and weird bigots jumping to unhinged conclusions over the discovery that many of India’s prominent languages are distant relatives to most European languages.

Asmongold #psycho

I would say you have to clean up this entire fucking thing

…speaking from the position of someone claiming to use the stench of a dead rat warming up as his alarm clock…

Grateful Calvin #dunning-kruger #transphobia

I will never understand all those poeple who just have this weird mortal fear of introspection, self-discovery and examining what it means to be “normal”.

PS:
Also, learn some really basic Latin, you ignoramus, because “cis” means on this side, basically explicitly labelling a match between sex and gender as normal. And no, no one but perhaps the very looniest on the left fringe denies that cisgender is “normal” in the sense of being the usual and by far most common - what is rejected is the notion that anything other than the normal state does not exist and/or an unnatural abomination.

Tatsuya Ishida #racist

“Tatsuya Ishida. Cartoonist with a modernist style. Lying propagandist. Hates sexualised women. Hates himself.”
“Sounds Jewish.”

Tatsuya, have you ever considered the possibility that it’s the other way around and antisemitism got the Jews stereotyped with stock monstrous traits?

The Rev. Eric Kalinowski #fundie

They really hold an intense grudge against him, don’t they? Indeed, far more so than the one who they lost when arguing on FSTDT led to the realisation that “he” was trans…

Babylon Bee #racist #wingnut

The punchline should have been that they announce a new corporate biopic where Walt Disney is a black lesbian attack helicopter or whatever. This would resolve the issue in an absurd yet consequent way while appealing to another Culture War gripe, rather than belabouring the same monotonous point yet again but in a far less absurd way (punishing someone who died decades ago vs. punishing the current leader).

But then:
1. The purpose of this is clearly not actually to relieve stress over political frustration but, on the contrary, to indulge the audience’s persecution complex.
2. People with any amount of actual comedic talent would not have to stoop to alt-right affinity grift.

Whiplash347 #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

These judges weren’t installed to protect the people. They were installed to protect the criminal syndicate. That ends when we win the midterms

Ha, ha, ha.

No, Trump and co. ARE the criminal syndicate!

Vox Day #racist #conspiracy #psycho #fundie

The point is not whether it is a good movie, or a successful movie, or not, its significance can be seen in the viscerally fearful reactions to it

I expect the most intense reaction most people who take notice of it would be amusement that Elon Musk is so desperate to promote someone as infamous as a failed creative even before going into the alt-right grift as Uwe Boll, with some annoyance at the rank hypocrisy of “Citizen” Vigilante being a criminal foreigner himself.

Anyways, let us now apply this “logic” to alt-right media critics…

Fascists always project.

dailydogma #psycho #wingnut

the hässlich.

A secondary reason why everry German ought 5o hate the Nazis: Thanks to them, our culture is constantly appropriated by the world’s worst people.

Uwe Boll and Elon Musk #racist

The Failed-Creative-to-Alt-Right-Grifter pipeline really has no barrier to entry, doesn’t it?