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State of the Nation Editor #crackpot #wingnut #conspiracy #racist

Huh. I think we've found the stupidest climate change denier ever. Wasn't sure it was really possible, but there we go.

Normally they'll just point to other things as the cause, like solar activity or whatever.

This idiot is saying that humans pumping a whole bunch of chemicals into the air and destroying the bulk of the ways that would naturally lessen the impact of the excess chemicals doesn't cause an adverse effect on the climate. However, the government has super sci-fi weather weapons, and use them to mimic the effects of what they think would be climate change.

So... in essence, not only is manmade climate change real, this idiot is claiming it's controlled? That does oretty much the opposite of helping the argument.

Bennett Lee Ross #crackpot #ufo #magick #conspiracy

I really wonder if this guy has some notes to keep everything he says straight or not. Whether he actually sincerely believes this is neither here nor there, but it seems like this idiot is always spitting out new and completely contradictory pseudo-stanzas whenever he gets his mind to it.

Ignoring his obviously stupid claims (No one things the oceans are from "giant snowballs" you daft twit) have three points that kinda stick out.

1. We're in a nuclear war underground with some giants? Seems pretty one sided if that's the case.
2. If we're trapped in some virtual reality are we not actually in a subterranean shooting war with "the original humans?" Or is it in the virtual reality we're somehow added to things and having a war?
3. Virtual reality or actual reality, and while I agree he is a bad actor, Trump isn't a fake name. And not even sure how Bennett is claiming it is. Is he saying the Trump is an imposter? Is he saying that because the family had a different name a couple generations before Trump it's somehow fake? Or is it his "something something frequency, something something Jupiter and timelines" sorta excuse for the fake name?

SiriusB Shaman #crackpot #ufo #magick #conspiracy

I admit I can use some more complex words than needed. I do like the sound of some polysyllabic words and it's a pleasure to use them in conversation, especially if they are more uncommon.

This fuckwit is scrolling through the thesaurus to try to make himself sound smarter or more scholarly than his drivel deserves.

But, no. The pyramids were not space ships. We have records of them being constructed in Egypt, and the massive, mostly full stone structures completely disprove the suggestions they werw used to store anything, nevermind anything as space intensive as gardens or stasis pods.

(Side note, the ravages of chronology? Really? What next, we need to watch out for the dangers of astronomy or zoology? That's what happens when you thesaurus your way through a paper. You mess up badly.)

cooljerk9840 #homophobia #transphobia #psycho

Yeah, fuck those sinister deviants. Those twisted others who do everything the opposite way it's supposed to be. Sick twisted abominations using their left hands for things, when everyone knows it should be their right hand.

Wait, that sounds stupid to you, OP? Not long ago it was more common to "correct" left handed people. I wonder how long until we're cool with homosexuality and have some other thing to hate.

Kinda hope it's people with robot parts. Not that I'd be happy with the new discrimination, but we'd have widespread robit parts, so that'd be nice.

Sherri Tenpenny #dunning-kruger #quack

"We've got to stop calling cuts and sprains injuries, because they're not. They're booboos, and booboos come, you slap a bandaid or wrap on it and they are healed up in a week to 10 days. An injury is something that comes and stays, and frequently leaves chronic pain. So when you put a bandaid on a booboo, it is nothing like setting a cast or getting metal in your body like treating an injury."

Sherri. I am like 99% sure you'll never read this. But that is how stupid you sound. And even using this stupid definition, what are things like the flu? You "can" get that every year, vaccines or no. But because of how it changes you can't get an immunity, even if it only lasts some days. Is the flu some third category of illness?

Witty-Rabbit-8225 #transphobia #dunning-kruger #pratt

"And a lived experience that can't be replicated"

Isn't that... everyone? Lots of people can have life experiences that are similar, some are drastically different. Tacking on extra bits like some "required life experiences" just sets your definition up for failure.

The second paragraph exposes the main issues. Like, hypothetically, if we get better as a society and have general equality where there isn't any misogyny... would that mean women stop existing? Would a matriarchal society somehow destroy womanhood?

Or what about feral children? Raised by wolves is a common one, because they grew up in a wolf pack and don't have the experience with any society, do they stop being women?

Cobra/The Portal #crackpot #ufo #magick #conspiracy

Assuming the OP is sincere, I suppose waiting for an indeterminate time for the woo nonsense you've deluded yourself into thinking is real to happen "would" get tiring after awhile.

Wonder if that existential longing for something that won't happen is better or worse than someone duped into believing some end time lie that has a set date? Suppose at least with the latter it's at least "over" at some point? Unless you're the type to just shift the goalposts constantly, which I'm guessing a "2012 portal" site might be doing.

Serena Skywalker #moonbat

The way this person complains about leaving Luke alone but to have fun with the actual on screen Star Wars relationships is... weird.

I'll preface the rest by making clear fan-fiction isn't really my thing. Generally if it's closer to original characters in a fun setting, that's fine. Using established characters has always felt off for me.

THAT being said, doesn't a ton of fan-fic that involves shipping relationships between characters have them with characters who aren't their established partners? As far as I've seen, it's usually situations like "I like these characters. I'm gonna make em fuck" or "I think these characters get along better than their canon relationship. I'm gonna make them fuck" or "Here is my cool OC and this other character I like. I'm gonna make them fuck" or "I have this particular fetish and really enjoy these characters. I'm gonna include a lot of fucking." Or some combination of the above. But isn't that part of the POINT of FAN-fiction? It's non-canon stuff the fan wrote? Like sure, people can head-canon (sticking to Star Wars) that Jabba was actually a mind controlled puppet of the Salacious Crumb. And it wasn't that Jabba was mentally able to prevent Luke from influencing him, it was Crumb who prevented his puppet from being played with. And you know what? If you want that in your head, cool. It's just as well supported as "This character? Who has no real canon support for being X? They're X."

Just shrug it off and get over it, OP. People write crappy fan-fiction all the time. It shouldn't affect you or make you invent goofy words.

Antonio #fundie

I mean, if you lie about what the Bible says, sure, can have it "make sense" to do whatever you want.

When people are against a literal description of events as stated in Genesis, the light issue is a big, if dumb one. Here are just a few.

1. Not just Sol was created on the 4th day, ALL of the stars were, so no, you can't claim the light was from other stars that are older than our sun.

2. The Big Bang didn't "create light" as described in Genesis, it wouldn't cleave a light/day divide like the Bible describes.

3. You are ignoring also that Earth is somehow older than the Big Bang as described in Genesis.

4. What scientific phenomenon would be making days and nights on Earth without the Sun?

So, yeah. People claim that a literal description as described by Genesis is just ridiculous as described, but even the "metaphor" or "claiming the order is right" or people talking about time dilation nonsense still can't get around the fact that the described events in Genesis not only don't match observable reality but they don't make any sense.

John C. Wright #fundie

Well, answering your own questions can be a bit enlightening or it could be a case of garbage in, garbage out. This is the latter.

What Leftist is actually supportive of a theocratic Islamic nation's practices? Generally it's "Oh, back in the day they had major contributions to science and were tolerant for the time" or "Gee, maybe we shouldn't fuck about here and radicalize a populous. Look what happened with Iran" or stuff like that. Not "Gee, violent religious theocracy is great. I love how they treat women as second class citizens (at best) and will try to kill people for blasphemy, apostasy, homosexuality, and other ridiculous offenses."

The thing is, a lot of more vocal atheists I've heard of tend to live in the West. Where they are instead of spending a lot of time saying "Gee, the Taliban? Al Qaeda? ISIS? What nonces, they should shape up" and more time going "Gee, the Taliban? Al Qaeda? ISIS? I really don't want to live in a place like they were in charge, Christian Fundies, you're being nonces, shape up." I know the difference is subtle, but I hope Wright can eventually see the difference. And we've HAD the Christian theocracies. We know they will happily kill people they disagree with.

Paul Bury #fundie #dunning-kruger

Maybe Prehistoric Planet Season 2 suggests that a hungry hunter/scavenger isn't happy to share with others because aside from special symbiotic relationships (like crows/wolves) no animals like sharing their prey. Even if it's something like a vulture that'll get what's left, normally other beasties don't like sharing with them until they are done.

While I'm hoping Yolonda is a child, the OP doesn't have any clue either, so who knows?

Derek #crackpot #conspiracy

Honestly, the biggest sign these fuckwits are just grasping at whatever aticks is both how many types of these Gematria systems there are, but also how often they flip around during the same post. Imagine the second is how many unrelated bits these guys use to make their point. Also, the death toll is now 11, does that mean everything is just wrong now?

But, hm. I wonder if there is like some flowchart program these losers use that match things with other stuff, or if they just have backlog of numbers they go back to fetch when something they find a new number match?

Also.. "Trump turns 42 Martian years old one day after the shooting." Really? You're doing bullshit like that too?

@no_one_quits #wingnut #racist

1. You can believe that Jesus is God and/or that the Nazis under Hitler had a concentrated effort to kill ~6 million Jewish people and then another ~6 million of other categories. One doesn't need to replace the other, just like you don't replace Christianity with "Breakfastanity," the belief that the first meal of the day is commonly called breakfast.

2. Your made up version of it does, sure. In general though, knowing about what Hitler did to a commonly oppressed and reviled ethnic/religious group and how people can be convinced/coerced to go along with various atrocities is not only just a part of history but one that can be compared and contrasted to current events. Seeing how many people will happily embrace authoritarianism and extremism under mob mentality led by a charismatic leader and how it impacts society.

3. Generally because the attempts to refute it are in bad faith. Cherry picking information to lie, false claims, and general misinformation is how it's usually argued. And the latter is pretty usually true cause the thing I hear most from Holocaust deniers is something like "Hitler didn't kill 6 million Jews (or some slur) but he should have!" You know, the type that says their boy is an innocent angel while calling for genocide. Which often means the person is a horrible racist fuckwit, so you know, a horrible person. And the prison time/financial issues do vary depending on where you live.

Bill Smith #wingnut #racist #transphobia #homophobia

@Citizen_Justin But how else can they cheaply and casually imply the opposing group is all about rape and sodomy?

But, I'm guessing one of three things "really" happened with this fellow.

The easiest is he's lying.
The secondis he just really didn't think about things, but as we got more connected he's equating "seeing and/or being made aware of things" with "It's all forced on me!" And he hates it, but he always would have.
The third and saddest would be he's got a warped view from the worst of the worst/hearing all sorts of exaggerations and misrepresentations.

SPIRIT OF GOD #god-complex #crackpot #ufo #fundie #conspiracy

What "are" the Biblical proofs of the three mythical beings, you mean? Gee, you'd think an all powerful mystical being would know how to at least not make such simple grammatical errors.

But, the OP realizes just putting = between two things doesn't make ot right? And you have to be consistent with using it? Eye (for whatever reason) equals pineal gland, and Christ also equals pineal gland. So the OP is Jesus the eye, Jesus the Christ, and Jesus the pineal gland?

JohnleBon #conspiracy #magick

Short answer is no. At least certainly not in the way that is being presented.

For the Matrix, it's set in the 1990's. Any date they used for a passport would have a corresponding 2000's date. How many movie passports/driver's licenses are you ignoring to make the Matrix link a "prediction?" And to make a weak point weaker, what would the Matrix be predicting, in the movie? The disaster in the movie was a vague "early 21st century" and "robots take over the world" doesn't exactly translate to "Terrorists fly planes into the Twin Towers, Pentagon, and a failed other target." Even if you were connecting the 9/11/2001 to the date of the vague disaster, what then? "Something bad will happen on 9/11" isn't exactly a great prediction either. If you need an event to happen for it to be a connection, you're not making a prediction.

And no, the patterns don't "emerge" after the fact, you're looking for numbers to match what you want. Based on the Seinfeld one (which, funny enough Google isn't helping me find what they are supposed to be "predicting"), you are basing it on season 3, episode 11 and I'm assuming some topic is being talked about. There are... a LOT of shows. Especially in sitcoms. Any long running enough show could get you a decent amount of months, with the number of episodes at least getting to early double digits. If you can pick any number of shows plus episode numbers, you can find "some" reference to "something" being talked about.

You're not going to accurately predict anything because of the sheer amount of media, events, and dates you can play with.

The Rev. Eric Kalinowski #conspiracy #racist #fundie

I mean, the one thing I can is possibly right is that the sorta black bag shady intelligence agencies likely have a decent enough file on Trump. It's not like he's exactly discreet.

That said, I do "love" how they always seem to think that "The Jeeeeews" are powerful, evil, and influential enough to puppet the US but any people who oppose them either directly or are "against the NWO led by them" (like Iran, Russia, China, etc) are somehow not only not in on this globalist plot but often "in the right" despite being terrible as well. It's just such a weird thought process.

Gilgamech #crackpot #dunning-kruger #kinkshaming #transphobia

So choosing your own character is AGP training, but so is playing a default female character?

So just video games in general are AGP training? Because if a woman was playing, it'd be whatever the equivalent of AGP is for then, but funnily enough Tomb Raider wouldn't be?

You know, it's a bit of a jumbled mess trying to make sense if the argument presented, so I'd say it's less some insidious plot and more "Hey, horny folks like watching sexy people in skimpy clothes" and "Hey, people like to make their own characters. We'll let them."

And honestly, isn't it more the 3rd person games where it would be an issue, since you're not staring at more than your 1st person character's hands/arms aside from cutscenes?

Judge Anna Von Reitz #crackpot #wingnut #conspiracy #mammon

Red Pill Poet #wingnut #conspiracy

If it wasn't for the line of him railing against political correctness, would there be a way to tell this wasn't him just being surprisngly open about and honest how terrible he is as a writer and how controlling his side likes to be?

Alexandra Bruce/Juan O Savin #wingnut #crackpot #transphobia #conspiracy

I think the thing that is the hardest to believe in this is the idea that IF there was some super shadowy evil cabal who has been secretly manipulating and controlling things from the shadows for hundreds of years, up to and including replacing people with high end impersonation masks... that not only would any public opposition be legit, but that a spoiled rich narcissist who has a long history of ignoring and breaking laws, adultery, and sexual assault (among other things) be the super hero to rise up and combat the cabal.

Like, seriously, given everything said, the demagoguery, the blatant hate speech, the obvious corruption, and so far more or less immunity from repercussions, all that points to someone who, to quote a wonderful movie, is "protected on high from the prince of darkness."

Daniel Larson #conspiracy #dunning-kruger #psycho #racist

Yeah, if what @C.A.Collins said is true and he was committed, posting him is less FSTDT and more People With Psych Issues Say the Darndest Things.

That being said, as a post, it lacks the "charm" as him ranting about bombing everyone. If he was shoved out of a car and the other person drove away, can see even more normal people having a similar reaction.

C.T. and Adunai #racist #wingnut #psycho

Aduni: "Yeah, my baseline is "literally everyone must die" so you know I'm a well adjusted individual. Even if was just everyone listed and "literally" everyone, I'm an ideology peddler calling for ideology peddlers to be killed. So I'm smart."

CT: "I agree with and support Aduni SO MUCH that I'll post his calls to cartoon villain levels of violence and share his thoughts. He can't because he was somehow banned. But like him, I long for the slaughter of soooooo many people."

I half wonder if more people are just like, a step away from a Mitchell and Webb "Are we the Baddies?" Realization... or if they've realized it and gone "Yes, but I don't care."

Joseph Sciambra #homophobia #quack

"The mystery of (a disease that weakens the immune system caused by a virus that targets the immune system) has always haunted me. It's as if (nonsense about sperm that shows the OP has no idea what AIDS and/or HIV is)- delivering disease and death."

I think the real thing haunting him is his astounding and honestly one can only assume willful ignorance.

Juxtaposition1 #wingnut #conspiracy

@Peacemonger373 OBVIOUSLY there were only 13 colonies because something something Masons, something something Illuminati, and other reasons SATAN WORSHIP. It's like you're not even paying attention to how obviously evil everything is aside from the things the OP likes.

Joking aside, I do kinda love how unhinged this guy is. Like, this guy is going on about some "Swiss Cult" rituals that may or may not be related to the Masons. (why use different terms between Swiss Cult and Masonic if they were the same?) Which is standard stuff for these nuts.

But then it's like he has a stroke and just naming things he doesn't like.

Bennett Lee Ross #crackpot #magick #conspiracy

Now, I actually looked this up, because I knew cathedral came from the Latin/Greek word for seat (cathedra/kathedra) but wasn't sure what cathode came from. Cathode is a more recent word, from Greek kathodos meaning "way down" (kata- = down, hodos = way).

If the easiest to check point you are making is completely false, why would we think you have the wherewithal to accurately comment on your more extravagant claims?

Another thing, the "Oh, you're telling me these ancient people lived with no electricity were better at ____ than we are today? That's stupid. Must have been aliens, or super advanced race, or magic" bullshit people say? Fuck you. You don't need a light bulb to carve rocks. You don't need a light bulb to carve rocks exceptionally well. See, for all of recorded history, we've had this lovely thing called a "sun" that gives light for at least large chunks of the day. And this other thing called "fire" also helps illuminate areas. Just because you personally couldn't carve a statue without power tools or lightbulbs, don't insult the very skilled people who did.

Daniel Larson #conspiracy #racist #psycho

What a calm and collected individual.

I'm sure I miss nothing not knowing who this is, nor would my life improve learning about this idiot.

Chris Chan #fundie #magick #god-complex #crackpot #moonbat

Huh. "Chris Chan getting a god complex about their doofy fanfic" was not on my "FSTDT bingo card for the sorta post I'd see opening the page.

And it is funny how I usually read the posts first, before going to the name, usually to see if I recognize something or to have a "oh, it's them, that makes sense" when I scroll back up. So my thought process was "Blah blah, book of merging.. central processing unit goddess? That's dumb... Sonichu? Wait, is this fucking Chris Chan?"

Because honestly, if you changed JUST the names, it's really no different than the usual new agey drivel we usually see. Instead of Sonichu it's Thoth or Pledians or Ascended Masters or some nonsense.

Caspian "Casper" Sarginson #crackpot #fundie #conspiracy #mammon

Adventurous-Ear9433 #magick #dunning-kruger

It is always amazing to see people speak so confidently about things that are obviously wrong.

1. So when the heart goes through the various contractions that appear to be pumping blood, what is it doing?

2. The heart is very obviously not spiral shaped. We can open up people and look at their hearts.

3. Of course ancient people thought the heart was important. If you got stabbed there you'd die. You can feel it beating and powering the body as it pumps blood.

4. The heart can't be the center of the nervous system. If it was there wouldn't be "some" instances of people gaining a few habits of the heart donor, but since they'd pretty much lose their original self and get a new one. If you claim all the neurons and synapses are super involved with forming the mind, removing all of that would have a massive change.

Caspian "Casper" Sarginson #crackpot #fundie #conspiracy #mammon

So science, math, physics, astronomy, theology(??!!) and cosmology (and all the others) are anti-God. How does one argue in favor of something like Flat Earth without using any of those?

KeithClossOfficial #kinkshaming #dunning-kruger

No, the idea of polyamory is having a relationship with multiple people.

While you might think the "cause" might be attention seeking nonsense that's not the "idea" of it.

Come on, Keith. Words have meaning. And just because you disagree with things doesn't negate it on principle.

Alexandra Bruce #conspiracy #wingnut

Well, a brief look at the guy, he apparently had been involved in humanitarian works for decades and from the looks of it, his efforts did likely help a lot of people.

That said, people who want to prey on children often find work where they can be close to them, and helping some to prey on others is just all sorts of terrible.

As for the other nonsense, no. As stated above, there is no "Frazzledrip" video. The only evidence for it has been clearly false.

And that's not even the dumbest part. You claim Dalgish somehow got his hands on a video with an American politician and her aide doing terrible things. He then decides that using it as blackmail is the best idea. He makes use of this blackmail by first, leaving the country so the American politician can't help him, and leaking it, negating its effectiveness as blackmail. Because that makes sense.

Warren Davidson & Barry Moore #crackpot #wingnut

Oh, I can help. Can even answer the three points right away.

1. TDS (a common misnomer, like how the Big Bang was an expansion and not explosion or how jellyfish are not fish and contain no jelly) was an insult coined by the far right who conflated distaste for Trump as being crazy. The cause is most likely a mix of trying to play off the claims that people didn't like Obama because they were racist (which is certainly true for some sections of the Republican base) and mix of cognitive dissonance and projection for trying to support someone like Trump (ex. the "for the common people" and "religious right" party getting fully behind a grifting, adulterous conman who routinely flaunts both his corruption and disdain for the common man. A petty narcissist and repeated adulterer who is so removed from Christianity he can't name one Bible verse he likes)

2. Removing the source from office/being a public figure and holding his supporters accountable for their actions is the only real solution.

3. The main news networks being run by those who value profit over truth and teying to push an agenda is the cause. You have people who have networks rhat blur the lines between opinions and facts, who admit in court people like Carlson are in no way reliable or trustworthy, and then try to hide the fact. Peole like Trump come along and stoke the flames those news networks have been keeping hot, cultivating the fear mongering, being an acceptable outlet for their worst traits and behaviors, etc. It's been in the works since the Southern Strategy killed what was the Republican Party.

Bennett Lee Ross #crackpot #pratt #ufo #magick #conspiracy

I've always found it kinda baffling that Flat Earth idiots for some reason decided to throw out so much science when it's not really needed.

There is no reason that observable gravity wouldn't be feasible on a flat Earth. Like sure they believe astronomy is a scam, but that's just problems past the atmosphere, you can make up reasons there are issues.

Instead they insist on making up nonsense like some sort of electromagnetic component (which would be more observable and affect things differently based on composition, which gravity does not) or claiming it's "density" (which is reliant on gravity for the downward pull and wouldn't function in a vacuum chamber, among other issues) for some reason.

ALifeWastedOnRot #wingnut

Well, his name seems accurate. The self absorbed thought process that leads him to bitching about the most minimal ask to help keep people safe while driving is the sort rot this idiot has wasted their life on.

Laura Wood #conspiracy #wingnut

The thing is that most lay Catholics (or any laity of a religion when the leader is being accused by some randos) would need that heresy trial to see why one of the many ecumenical councils suddenly made most all the adherents of the faith heretics.

Cause just saying it doesn't help. Why would something that didn't change any doctrine make the clergy suddenly invalid to hold rank? It's always sounded so asinine. They sound like "Oh, having the mass in the native language, priests facing the people they are supposed to care for, and trying to be accepting and loving like Jesus said are just... fucking terrible. I hate it."

Astaro #fundie

Now, I can sympathize with getting a bit tired of seeing "Oh, this evil guy/gal? What if s/he wasn't?" or "What if we looked at thing from when this evil person wasn't evil?" sort of storylines. There are a LOT of those. Some sillier than others.

Being such a common trope, I'd even be hesitant to call it "subversive" at this point, especially for the Devil. The Devil in particular has been a character for centuries and written every which way, from a wronged fellow who just can't abide God's tyranny, to the usual evil type, to a goofball who makes random bets to hillbillies over fiddle playing. You name it, he's done it.

Mark Davey #crackpot #magick #conspiracy

"You are not reading these pieces.
You are participating in the re-alignment of the recursion field"

No, I'm reading, you twit. And unless that last sentence in crazy speak also means reading, then no. I'm certainly not doing that.

It is also a bit funny how often he keeps repeating that this, that, and the other thing are recursive. Not sure if it is purely just kinda ironic or if he just doesn't have many woo words in his head so has to reuse them.

Red Pill Poet #wingnut #conspiracy

Yeah, I'm with @Citizen_Justin

I think this idiot was too focused on trying to sound smart that he forgot to actually make a point.

Going through, if we ignore the superfluous descriptive language, we get "Wrapped in fantasies of immortality; taking pleasure in its vision of becoming one with a bio-digital "prison*" and having a good reality; the "Psychopathocracy**" gathered lots of evil to trick most everyone and make a shield to avoid detection of this trick."

* not sure what he's getting at with prison, so left it
** is a not super common term of how it appears that the government appears to be full of psychopaths and running things caters to their lack of morals and lack of regard for the law.

But, this is just rambling nonsense.

Bennett Lee Ross #crackpot #ufo #magick #quack #conspiracy

So Bennett is convinced a "timeline split" WILL happen. And he seems super convinced that it's like the multiiversal timeline sorta thing you see in movies and shows, where x event causes the timelines to exist at the same time, that sorta thing.

That being said, why does he portray the bad stuff as actually being bad? Like sure, it'll suck for that timeline, but there you also get the good ending. And it's not like anything can stop this split, apparently. So what does it matter if the nefarious evil shadow government who rules the world does weird sci-fi experiments to try to... take over the world? Like @Bastehotep said, they're already in control. Why do all this nonsense to "take" control? And even then it's just the bad end timeline where it's an issue? How lame is that?

As for the protein thing, yeah, it's completely unhinged, but what about people with an plant proteins? Will they just go comatose and try to photosynthesize?

Conservapedia #transphobia #crackpot #dunning-kruger

And does Super Mario get points off for falsely giving hope to Italians that they can also double jump, or that a career in plumbing will let them travel through tunnels and save princesses?

Though, joking aside, I do like the phrasing of "that they do not naturally possess." Is there something you can buy to give you an unnatural double jump? Does Conservapedia think people will sell their souls, not for fame, wealth, or pleasurable company, but for the ability to double jump? Inquiring minds want to know.

Donald Trump #wingnut #racist

I'd say if someone makes an oath that says "I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States" and then says he doesn't fucking know if he is going to and will have his lawyers "look into it" then he should be removed from office for failing the bare minimum of the job requirement.

Indiana Lieutenant Governor Micah Beckwith #dunning-kruger

I suppose if he lives in Bizarro world he "could" be right.

But no, the 3/5ths compromise meant that Southern slave owners (the sort of fuckwits who thought owning people as property was just fine) were unequally represented in the House of Representatives. By being a slave with no say on government, that let those enslaving others use your body for an extra vote.

So no. It is not a celebration of equality. The state of the Republican Party, bunch of dumbass clowns. That somehow have power to ruin the country.

State of the Nation Editor #racist #wingnut #crackpot #conspiracy

You'd think if a country has a secret magic/sci-fi weather controlling death machine things would be easier for them militarily, especially since they've shown no regard for human life, one of the usual mitigating factors of such a weapon.

Like, a news story of "Gaza was flattened by intense weather, as unprecedented storms, flooding, and tornadoes leveled the area. Isreal helps relocate the displaced citizens and purchases the area for reconstruction" is SO much better than "Isreal has become more and more reviled, partially for military action against Hamas, but mostly for the growing list of war crimes they are committing on the regular km Gaza." Still a bit scummy but buying out wrecked property would go over so much easier than what's going on.

Now, maybe Gaza is close to home, but that shouldn't be an issue. Worried about Iranian nukes? Category 5 hurricane rolling through Tehran. No need for missles if Syria gets an unprecedented 8 feet of flooding.

Seriously, you're building them up as super villains, they could spam that shit and blame global warming if they really had that tech.

Laura Wood quoting Betrayed Catholics #fundie #conspiracy

1. Vatican 2 didn't change any Catholic doctrines. Why would it suddenly become corrupted and "Anti-Christ" if nothing belief-wise changed?

2. Why would Pope Pius XII be the "last" Pope? John XXIII was elected after him and initiated the Second Vatican Council, Even if John 23 did things you don't like him, he was still a true Pope?

3. Why would this council mess up apostlic succession and not others that had bigger influences on the doctrines of the Catholic Church?

4. And, sure, you could say what is going on with the Catholic Church fits Apocalyptic Prophecy... if you ignore it.

Brent D. Cates #wingnut #conspiracy

Now, here's a slightly alternate idea. Perhaps judges keep blocking his executive orders because he keeps trying to do illegal shit?

He's a well known fraudster amd conman. He hasn't cared about law and order for decades, why would you expect him to start now?

Vox Day #fundie

It is always funny seeing a particularly lonesome sort of heretic decry every other main type of church they would otherwise belong to as corrupt.

In Vox's case, imagine the whole "Love one another" and "Lying is bad" aspects are two big things he hates about most Christian denominations.

Laura Wood #fundie #wingnut

Ecumenism is not a fancy word for polytheism. Since Laura is an idiot, ecumenism is trying to foster unity and heal divisions "within Christianity." Interfaith cooperation is different.

If she can't get something that simple correct, why would any of her other points be looked at with any seriousness?

Not that her other points deserve seriousness even as she presents them. Trying to get along with/cooperate with/find common ground with other religions doesn't equate to saying the deity (or lack thereof with various flavors of the example of Buddhism) is "good" by any stretch. But generally the interfaith cooperation sort of sentiment mostly boils down to "Hey, you know what sucks for people? Religious persecution and violence. How about we work so people don't hate each other and harm each other as much?"

Of course with the three biggest monotheistic religions being iterations of the "same" God, her argument gets even sillier.

Red Pill Poet #quack #wingnut #conspiracy

Well, seeing with how wide spread the vaccines are/were, and how many people died before vs after they were rolled out... think you're fine being ignored.

And, man, this is one reason I've always been kinda cold on free verse poetry. Reading it, especially when it's terrible, reads more like the writer is having a stroke vs anything meaningful.