#fundie

God says you have to do everything I tell you to!

Godschild #fundie atheistforums.org

Well it seems like it is time to give a little lesson here, one l thought someone would have known, but hey if you did then you could not have poked fun at Christianity.
7 in the scriptures represents completeness, it is connected with perfection it is a running theme throughout the scriptures. So how does this apply to this thread, well the natural rainbow has 7 visible colors this is the perfect bow God set in the sky as a covenant to remind us that there would never be another global flood.
Now the number 6 is a representative of incompleteness and associated with Satan, it is a number of unworthyness. Yep, you've guessed it the gay pride flag only has six of the seven colors and I'm sure l do not have to go into detail about what that means for the LGBT movement do l.

GC

Cassie #fundie answers.yahoo.com

Isn't science just a religion?

As a Christian I believe in the ways of the bible and the teachings of God. I get a lot of stick from atheists who think I am stupid because they don't think God exists.

But isn't science a religion in itself? Science can't prove God doesn't exist and there are no scientific theories which can be proved to be indefinite so why all the hate? I am not stupid for believing in God, I just have a different religion.

Edwards #fundie christiancrosstalk.blogspot.com

I think atheism is harmful to society and an abuse of the first amendment, like shouting "Fire" in a theater. And one place it most certaily doesn't belong, and most certainly is deletrious is on the battlefield where morale and faith is everything to the mind of a soldier.

I'm not ashamed of myself for this belief. If they could courts martial this guy, I'd be all for it. I think they should discharge him immediately. I don't think they should allow atheists to serve in he military.

[later on in the thread]

I'm surprised the commander didn't pull out his 9 and cap him right then and there. We're talking about Iraq. WE'RE TALKING ABOUT DEFENDING THE WORLD AGAINST FUNDAMENTALISM that would have all our heads cut off. Atheists are the ones who are marginalized in this war. This is between competing religions for world domination.

Levelwater #fundie geocities.com

Many people around the world worship the e=mc[^]2 formula and worship Einstein for that formula which says that the energy produced by an amount of gold is the same energy produced by the same amount of lead: Al last, the lead become gold, the old dream of the Alchemists!. With 1 gram of sand one can produce the energy that produce 1 gram of Uranium!. Isn't that marvelous?

In his letter to President Roosevelt - August 1939, Einstein clearly shows that the above formula is just a fraud, he didn't encouraged Roosevelt to use water, sand, garbage or paper, but just the very specific element URANIUM:

NicholasMarks #fundie religionethics.co.uk


Someone here want to ridicule Adam and Eve??...because, if you do you are ridiculing Almighty God first...as well as every Christian, every Jew and of course, Jesus Christ, himself. We all struggle with this Biblical account but it seems to me that science and Biblical teaching can come together on this point if we have an open mind...and the beauty of an open mind is that it is very healthy indeed, which causes concern when you realise just how closed-minded people can be. The innocent child has an open mind and in their innocence they become a little like Adam and Eve. They obey what their parents tell them and Adam and Eve should have too. Our genetic sciences are still very new to us scientifically, but not to an all knowing God.

He, apparently took a lifeless, void planet, and resurrected it. We know this because the planet was tidally locked although the evidence suggest it had all the life supporting mechanics already on board because there was darkness on the face of the watery deep....It was probably knocked out of kilter when visited by Wormwood, previously, but Almighty God had it surveyed and decided to resurrect it...hence Adam and Eve.

The whole process of preparation wouldn't take more than a week because it was all a question of spinning the planet out of its tidal lock and thereby its life supporting mechanics restarted and we are told about this, step by step, as it happened.

So...Adam and Eve were genetically perfect as Jesus was, but they decided to be persuaded to alter their genetics from pure to deformed...all by trying to scam God. This tells us how our genetic health starts to deform when we turn away from being childlike and start lying and deceiving...scamming and listening to evil...but it isn't the end of the world because Jesus taught us to use his righteous mechanics to recover by...so only the foolish will ignore him.

EPHRIAM777 #fundie christianforums.com

Evolution is just a bad mistake.....it's not even a lie anymore...! It's only taught today by those who would be best compared to people 1000 yrs ago teaching the world was flat....Old outdated once believed to be true data...still pushed by the "hard flat earthers" of Evolution...! The best Scientists are NOW distancing themselves from it because of breakthroughs in DNA and Genitic's...Your more apt to be struck by lightning 1 million times in a row AND then turn into a monkey..than you are to evolve into one...from anything else...! Sorry to burst your bubble...!

Paul Clifton #transphobia #fundie #conspiracy twitter.com

[Commenting on the Doctor Who revival]

Nu Who was totally captured by real monsters and deranged lunatics taking the knee to a cult of fetishists, kinksters, furries, “MAPS”, transvestites… Real Doctor Who died in 1996; all that came after was assorted mental illnesses and demonic possession.

Ken Ham #fundie twitter.com

Listen to God first!

Six thousand years ago God placed Adam in the garden. As a test of obedience, he placed two trees, the tree of life and the tree of the knowledge of good and evil. Then God said to the first man Adam, “You may surely eat of every tree of the garden, but of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil you shall not eat, for in the day that you eat of it you shall surely die” (Genesis 2:16–17).

God put before Adam the way of life and the way of death. Then God showed Adam he was alone (no animal was made in God’s image), so God made the first woman (Eve) from his side.

Now the devil in the form of a serpent came to Eve (Adam was with her) and tempted them to disobey God and eat the fruit they were told not to eat. Note we read in Genesis 3:6, “So when the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and that it was a delight to the eyes, and that the tree was to be desired to make one wise, she took of its fruit and ate, and she also gave some to her husband who was with her, and he ate.”

Eve (and obviously Adam who was there) looked at the evidence—the fruit. It looked good. They decided to listen to the devil and interpret the evidence themselves and determined it was good for them to eat. But they should have remembered what God said and obeyed his Word and rejected the temptation to eat. Because Adam disobeyed, death came into the world.

It’s a reminder we should always listen to God first and judge what others are saying against God’s Word and not the other way round.

Today, so many of our Christian leaders/academics listen to what fallible man says about the origin of life and the universe, and they trust man’s interpretation of the evidence. It looks good to them. Then they accept the lies of the devil and reinterpret God’s Word and partake of compromise that undermines Scripture and causes many to reject God’s Word thus leading to death, second death—eternal separation from God.

Konstantin Malofeev #wingnut #fundie #crackpot meduza.io

Konstantin Malofeev, the Russian far-right media oligarch whose Orthodox Christian news network Tsargrad TV promotes ultranationalist and monarchist ideas, is set to become a lecturer at the prestigious Moscow State University (MSU)[…]
His course, The History of Empire, has already appeared in the university’s course calendar[…]
While we don’t know for certain what the media mogul will say in his lectures, he has spoken and written extensively about his views on empires — namely in his quasi-historical “Empire” book series[…]He explained the book’s premise in an interview with far-right ideologue Alexander Dugin that same year

According to Malofeev, two civilizational types — the “Empire” (with a capital “E”) and the “anti-empire” — have been locked in opposition since antiquity. In the ancient world, he argues, the embodiment of the “anti-empire” was Carthage, which fought against the Roman Empire

Malofeev also lists the main characteristics of both types of “civilization.” An “empire,” he argues, is defined by a “tsar” or “emperor” figure, who “answers only to God”[…]
The businessman goes on to say that the most important words for an “Empire” are “service,” “honor,” and “duty.” “Anti-empires,” by contrast, are ruled by traders and oligarchs[…]which means their priorities are profit, enrichment, personal success, consumerism, and personal comfort[…]
In Malofeev’s framework, an empire “exists across the centuries”: the Roman Empire, he says, transformed into the Byzantine Empire, which in turn became the Tsardom of Muscovy and then the Russian Empire. Today’s Russia is its continuation[…]
Meanwhile, the “anti-empire” can be embodied by multiple states and structures simultaneously. Malofeev applies the label to Carthage, the Venetian Republic, the United States, and even “transnational corporations”

“Christ himself was registered under Roman authority during the Roman census, and that means the Roman Empire is eternal until the Second Coming”

Max D. Younce #fundie jesusisprecious.org

THE REALITY OF HELL
I scream and cry in agony, and shed evaporating tears.
You'd think my body would burn up, I've been here so many years!
There is no end in sight, we just keep adding to the crowd.
My lying preacher is down here, too; and screaming just as loud! 153
He, and others, lied to me, baptism is not accepted.
This is where I ended up because the Savior I rejected.
I'm not sitting in a corner, playing cards and drinking beer;
Like the joke I used to tell to every listening ear.
The Devil is not the King of Hell. I'm told he'll be here, too.
The all powerful God is in control and has his end in view.
Sadly, some here knew the Bible; but did not comprehend it's worth.
They didn't believe Christ died for them while they were still on earth.
It's dark, there's excruciating pain, and shadows moving in the flame.
I pass the time and gnaw my tongue until they call my name.
I've been told it will get worse after the Great White Throne.
It all depends on what's in the books. I'm lost! I'll stand alone.
The cruelest tool is the memory of those who witnessed to me
I remember how I ridiculed them, and failed the truth to see.
They told me Jesus died for me; if I only had believed.
My sins would all have been forgiven, and Eternal life received.
The pain, the flames, and memory, are my most miserable fate.
Hell is a real place, after all; and I have believed too late!

BraveErudite #fundie forums.christianity.com

I know many 'Christian' females that dress certain way outside the church. (i.e. tight jeans, little open blouses, shorts that are too short , skirts that are very short...) Then they dress differently when they go to church service. They don't realize that they are been hypocrites. The same way you dress to church is the same way you should dress when you out of church. (yes, even if you wear an Astronaut suit to church)

scoutsout1 #fundie forums.military.com

Lightyears is yet another UNPROVEN scientific theory, when one looks in a telescope at an image it is in real time and nothing exist to prove otherwise, just think of the ill-logic the image is not really reality, there is no looking into time by looking at the galaxies, IMPOSSIBLE!

rwluke #fundie rr-bb.com

The very foundation of science has been established by Christians. Some never even heard of evolution. I find more brainwashing and defensive thoughts in the secular scientists then in the creation scientists. Why don't evolutionists want the holes in the theory taught in public schools?

dlo_3us2001 #fundie groups.yahoo.com

Someday, when I get to Heaven, I will ask God all about how he created such a wonderful universe.

There is NO way that all of this happened by chance.

The probability of all the living things on earth to evolve out of single cell organisms, is mathematically impossible.

Sandy

Johan Breytenbach #fundie facebook.com

(in response to: "It's [evolution] withstood 148 years and 9 months so far of heavy scrutiny.")

only thing that keeps the ideology alive is dogmatism, and people who are willingly ignorant, and then there are people who simply hates the idea of God, because they don't want the universe to work like that, others simply want freedom from God.

David Anderson #fundie david.dw-perspective.org.uk

As I thumbed my way through the pages of "The God Delusion", a question dropped into my head. Does Richard Dawkins really exist?

Being a scientific and rational person, I decided that I wasn't going to just accept any old theory on this question. If Richard Dawkins exists, then I would need to be shown the proper evidence for it. Others can have their own superstitious beliefs, based on who-knows-what, but I would only be convinced by empirical science. If there is a Dawkins, why hasn't he shown himself to me?

Creation Tips #fundie users.bigpond.com

Harmful philosophies based on evolution

1. Communism
2. Nazism
3. Racism
4. Imperialism
5. Atheism
6. Humanism
7. Materialism
8. Amoralism
9. Scientism
10. Pantheism
11. Monopolism
12. Anarchism
13. Occultism
14. Social Darwinism
15. Behaviorism
16. Freudianism

Evil practices based on evolution

1. abortion
2. drug culture
3. promiscuity
4. eugenics
5. pornography
6. genocide
7. chauvinism
8. New-Agism
9. euthanasia
10. pollution
11. bestiality
12. Satanism
13. homosexuality
14. criminality
15. cannibalism
16. witchcraft

Hibatullah Akhundzada #fundie #elitist #sexist giwps.georgetown.edu

On January 7, 2026, the Taliban’s emir [Hibatullah Akhundzada] issued a two-point decree formally endorsing a new Criminal Procedural Regulations for Courts (119 articles, 3 chapters, 10 sections)[…]
Article 4(5): The enforcement of Hadd (fixed punishments prescribed under Sharia) punishments pertains to the Imam, but tazeer (discretionary punishments determined by an authority) punishments may also be carried out by the husband and the master[…]
The regulation explicitly abandons the principle of equal protection under the law. It divides Afghan society into “free” and “enslaved” persons and further stratifies the population into four classes: religious scholars, elites such as tribal elders and merchants, the middle class, and those designated as “lower class”

Legal consequences are determined by social status rather than conduct. Elites are subject to warnings or summons, while poorer individuals face imprisonment, intimidation, and corporal punishment[…]
Article 15 compounds these violations by explicitly recognizing individuals as “free or enslaved,” treating enslavement as a lawful status within the criminal justice system. Any legal acknowledgment of slavery is per se unlawful under international human rights law[…]
Under Article 32, “If a husband strikes his wife with excessive beating resulting in fracture, injury, or the appearance of bruising[…]and the wife proves her claim before the judge, the husband is deemed a criminal; the judge shall sentence him to fifteen days of imprisonment”[…]Harm to animals carries a harsher penalty[…]
Article 58 mandates that “The judge shall sentence an apostate woman, for the purpose of compelling her to accept Islam, to life imprisonment, accompanied by ten lashes every three days”[…]
Article 18 imposes severe sanctions for criticism of the Taliban’s highest authority: “A person who insults the Imam is deemed a criminal; the judge shall sentence him, in addition to 39 lashes, to one year of imprisonment”

Micaiah #fundie christianforums.com

The 'way science works' depends on whether you are a Christian or an athiest. If you are an athiest, you must come up with an explanation, regardless of how improbable it seems, for the origin of the cell without reference to God. The Christian does not have these philosophical constraints. If the cell appears to be the work of an omniscient Creator, he is free to accept this. As he learns more about the complexity of the cell his heart sings with praise and adoration. Gaining new insights into the wonder of God's handiwork is a powerful motivation for the Christian researcher.

Larry Klayman #fundie wnd.com

Despite Obama's early claims that he is a Christian, the American people are not stupid. Simply calling oneself a Christian, does not make one a Christian. Obama's heart tilts toward radical Islam and the terrorist states which it foments.

Napslappy #fundie youtube.com

The bible has sold more copies then any other book in history.Even the one who founded atheism
proclaimed on his death bed that the bible was real.And he said the book about atheism that he wrote was ok to live by but not to die by and he ask Jesus in his heart.

Geatz #fundie christianforums.com

You forgot some other practices that have been developed through Darwinism:

Communism, Nazism, Racism, Atheism, Materialism, Amoralism, Scientism, Pantheism, Monopolism, Anarchism, Social Darwinism, Freudianism, abortion, drug culture, promiscuity, eugenics, genocide, chauvinism, bestiality, Satanism to name a few.

bleatingsheep #fundie rr-bb.com

['Anyone here ever have a panic attack thinking they have missed the rapture?']

I definitely have. I have actually called my daughter to make sure she was still here as she is the most righteous person I know. The thought of missing the rapture because of unrepentent sin or because I have let my relationship with Jesus slide terrifies me.

Lightendog #fundie #conspiracy youtube.com

Hi folks......I am honored to make your Flat Earth hit list. I want to go on record saying Satellites, Dinosaurs, the moon landing and evolution are all fake. Sorry folks, we never were apes. I know most of you believe NASA and Scientism but you will feel different some day. First there was nothing and then "nothing" blew up and created everything over millions of years by random chance. See how perfect Earth is just by chance? lol. Only a monkey would believe that.

MorninG StaR 21 #fundie abovetopsecret.com

With Christianity, it is hit and mostly misses. The few and far in-between hits keep the deluded believing, unknowing this is not any "miracle" but only the power of the mind. The end objective is atheism. The atheist believes in nothing and disregards anything "supernatural" or of the occult. He/she is a sitting duck just waiting to be manipulated by those who possess occult knowledge and power.

Live 4 Jesus #fundie answers.yahoo.com

the liberal's have booted God out of our classrooms and instead tell kids that they are just the son's and daughter's of monkey's on a planet that created itself by accident. then they wonder why kids turn to drugs and homosexuality and start killing each other.

Darwinists might hate morals and values but this is a Christian country and theyd do well to remember that.

caddie #fundie freerepublic.com

More than that, [gays being wed at the West Point Chapel] has apocalyptic significance.
This may be "the abomination of desolation spoken of in the Book of Daniel." Those were the words of Jesus, referring to some future event after which a huge catastrophe would occur.

Other internet people have made a note of this, that gay marriage is 'the abomination of desolation' but, standard Bible commentary on 'the abomination of desolation' is that it represents the pagan Romans putting up statues of their gods to worship in the Temple of Jerusalem around 60 AD.

Let the reader decide: Which is the greater abomination?

If you have been inside this wonderful chapel, it is so impressive, as is West Point, that it defies description. The whole campus, especially this building, embodies virtue and morality more than anything. You get the impression West Point is a religious shrine. And this chapel is the greatest focus.

For these two lesbians and their misguided family and friends (and the officiating pastor) to do this is inflammatory and needs to be protested.

Shame on these heathens and shame on the officer corps of the USA.

May they burn in hell.

Maximus Prime #fundie youtube.com

Absolutely amazing that all your responses attacking flat earth are the exact same issues the bible has with a globe earth... Not quite sure if you have ever read the bible, but it clearly states flat earth, motionless, seems pretty clear to me God is telling us the world is flat. But you choose to follow the serpent. Good old NASA... Must make you a proud fake Christian. Take pride bud.... The good news is you have clearly accepted the mark... Guess that thought never crossed your mind, huh??? More bible study for you ?? Good luck false prophet.?

Tate Brown #wingnut #conspiracy #fundie fight.fudgie.org

Yeah, I can think of a few.
But if we just look at it from a pure liberal, like a critique of liberalism, that would be my critique of liberalism.
I think unpacking why they want to replace white people broadly is another hour-long show.
There's no question it's happening.
There's no question that, again, even if it was like obvious, it was complete negative.
They just want to replace white people because they hate them.
It's a self-hatred thing.
It's demonic.
It's Top Tower Babel 2.0.

StarTails #fundie boards.gamefaqs.com

Actually, being an atheist is far more irrational then belief in God. Why? because when somebody says their is no God, their implying that they have infinite knowledge. Since God by definition is an infinite being, what an atheist really says is the "I have infinite knowledge of everything in the universe to tell you that there is no one with infinite knowledge."

yogi3939 #fundie rr-bb.com

Atheism is the ultimate oxymoron.

The atheist says....

Quote:
I don't believe in GOD and I hate HIM.

And that is a true sign of a confused mind using confused thought processes. Until they can learn to think in a logical manner they won't see themselves for what they are, very angry and confused people.

scarlets79 #fundie christiandiscussionforums.org

Interestingly, evolutionary atheists find it difficult to deal with the fact that an EVENT either occurred or did not occur. For example, Jesus walking on water. It either 1) occurred 2) did not occur

If it did not occur, then gospel writers either 1) lied 2) hallucinated
However a difficulty with 2) is that mass hallucinations not possible. So this leaves you with option 1) i.e. gospel writers lied.

The other option is that the walking on water did occur. I believe this.

There is no scope for evolution from nothing here. Clear logical reasoning shows these as the possibilities.

In another thread, one guy denied Jesus ever existed. That is a convenient way out. But that still implies gospel writers lied.And historical evidence destroys the claim Jesus never existed- I wonder what other historical figures that poster denies, and why?

OMEGA #fundie theologyonline.com

How did Panda Bears Evolve

After all they are Marsupials and not real Bears.

They serve no purpose.

You cannot ride them like a Camel or horse.

People do not eat them for food.

They are restricted to eating only Euchaliptus leaves .

Then what is their purpose

cHaOsMaZtA #fundie blizzforums.com

She might have seen an angel, she might have not. I wasn't there so I don't know. But I do know that there are dozens of references of people interacting with angels in the Bible. There's your proof of the existence of angels.

Martin Carr #fundie ucsd.facebook.com

There is a boycott on the new one dollar coin because "In God we Trust" is missing from it. Do not accept it as change. Ask for a paper one dollar bill instead. If we all boycott this coin, we can force it out of circulation. We need to keep God in public life and this country must not forget God. Pass this around to your family and friends and email contacts.

Anonymous #fundie waronjesus.com

The secular world laughs at intelligent design while calling macro evolution "Science" even though M.E. is based TOTALLY on pure luck and happenstance. Can you HONESTLY believe the lymph system designed itself simply by pure luck? That type thinking will punch your ticket straight to hell people!

While you listen to macro evolutionists like Richard Dawkins and Stephen Hawking mock God remember this fact: Even though macro evolutionists believe hearts, veins, and pain magically designed themselves and appeared out of nowhere, these same people would never believe a pop bottle cap could do the same.

Todd White #crackpot #fundie facebook.com

I've got news for you: Nothing's hidden.

He sits in the theater room of your soul and sees everything that goes across your screen, guys.

Your whole pornography thing? You think, like, no one knows it? God's watching it with you.

He waits till you reach climax.

"God, if he only knew me, if he only knew me. If he only desired to know me... I would be his climax."

greencardink #fundie imdb.com

Atheism is a religion that contains several fanatical leaders such as David Bedford (self ascribed messiah), Richard Dawkins (Who wants to de-religionalize the world), and Sam Harris (believes in "good" torture of muslims). If you read what these nuts wroite, you can see the hypocrisy they preach and the lunacy of atheism. Its like the rise of the thid reich all over again. Atheism is a religion, it requires just as much faith to not believe in a CREATOR and believe in "other" explanations as it does to believe. To all those atheists who believe that religion in one's life hinders your intelligence, well I just have to suggest to them to research all of the scientific breakthroughs in the world by people who believe. To start with, look up the leader of the human genome project.

Thats all folks!

peter borger #fundie evcforum.net

Furthermore, the recent discovery of organisms that are genetically completely identical without being a clone (I will expand on this in a new thread that I will start this week) is the final blow to evolutionism.

Ken Ham #fundie twitter.com

In an evolutionary worldview, how can “rights” exist?

Rights are an abstract concept that comes from a biblical worldview, which is denied by the evolutionary position. The evolutionary position, which comes out of naturalism and materialism, cannot account for the concept of rights, because they are not material.

In other words, the evolutionary materialist must borrow the concept of rights from Christians.

It's the biblical worldview that makes sense of the world.

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Jedi_Templar #fundie blizzforums.com

As I have said before, I read all I could on Evolution when I was younger (don't want to brag, but I feel that I actually know more about evolution than most atheists do), and compared it to the message in the Bible, well, for me, the Bible makes more sense. Really, if you looked at the cell, the most basic fundemental part of the body, and you say that it was created by chance, well, you are a moron.