#fundie

God says you have to do everything I tell you to!

TimmyHutchFan #crackpot #fundie timmyhutchfan.blogspot.com

(Context: A right-wing psycho ranting about how cats are– somehow– to blame for all the world’s problems)

You know why panthers are so "beautiful" (in the eyes of other people)? GOD did not give them their spots and stripes. Satan did. He did that to appeal these evil beasts to the eyes of the public. Those of us who worship GOD hate panthers, because GOD hates panthers. That is why HE has tried to make them die off, because HE hates them. But humans will always be around to interfere with GOD's plans. Giving to panther-related charities, trying to "save" panthers from extinction, and rehabilitating captive panthers. I think that is why GOD is so angry now. It has nothing to do with the acceptance of gay marriage, or gays being accepted into society, because they are not all accepted, and acceptance of gays only just began a few years ago. All these disasters have been happening for much longer than gays have been accepted. So the Westboro Baptist Church is all wrong. It's not gay people that should be persecuted. It's panther-fanatics! I'm glad I stopped liking panthers early in my life! I may be fat, but I am still alive and healthy.

ImaSaved1 #fundie teens-4-christ.org

By the way: true purity goes much further than just the medical definition of a virgin. Purity is a physical condition which includes that definition, but it is also a state or condition of the heart which includes much more than not touching someone romantically. It includes not allowing yourself to lust after someone, give your heart away to someone who is not going to be your husband or wife, not touching people in a romantic way, etc.

Paul #fundie #wingnut #forced-birth #homophobia motherjones.com

There are four main religions in this country that are engaged in a holy war against Christianity. The number one religion, The Abortion Charismatics.The abortion religion in truth has as its foundation the worshipping of anti-submission to men. These death Stalinists use accusations of oppression as their guardian while marching on, putting the sword to the enemy, the trespassing fetus. Conversly, The Bible advises us to choose life and states that those who side with death are with the devil.

Religion number two, The Orthodox Homosexuals. The homosexual hit squad, they worship immoral sex and preach its acceptance with a formidable vigor. The religion of orgasms, just as long as you partake with someone of the same gender.

Religion number three, The Pentecostal Environmentalists. They worship myths and have as their god mother nature. This includes the global warming cash cow. They worship animals, the same animals God instructed us to subdue in Genesis. They worship the earth, the same earth God advises us in the Bible not to love due to the fact that it is fallen and ruled by Satan.

And the forth religion, The United Church of Envy. The religion of envy has as its decree welfare, social programs of all kinds, and higher taxes. It wishes to crucify anyone who is successful. The wealth of others is condemned. They fiercely seek conversion, not conversion of souls...conversion of other people?s money - to themselves. This faction is represented by Poverty Pastors from all status levels in society.

The Mega Church of Liberalism houses all these religions. They are extremely tolerant of any religion so long as its not that of the true God. Their enemy is not Satan as in Christianity, but their common enemy is in fact Christ. Hence the unity among the various religions.Their strategy is to incrementally replace Christianity with their false gods and religions of idolatry. At the same time they are attempting to diminish the credibility of God of the Bible and of Christianity.

Prayerrist #homophobia #fundie freeconservatives.com

Book, I must agree. Homosexuals are genetically defective, a defect that makes them turn away from God. Unfortunately the spread of this defective gene is hard to stop, since gays remain in the closet and marry for to plant their seed, then later proclaim their homosexuality. At this point the damage is done. Another problem is donating to sperm banks. Some are visibly too gay to even fool a woman into having relations with, and donate to sperm banks so women, *unknowingly*, birth their genetically defective children. I shudder to think of what these Godless criminals will think of next!

[Upon hearing this comment, a moderator stepped in and told Prayerrist he is a disgrace to Christianity and to leave the discussion!]

bless&believe #fundie #homophobia rr-bb.com

My son, who is 15, has a school friend (same age, I believe) which he talks to and invites over frequently, and I am just fine with this. But recently I found out (from a parent) that this friend is gay.

The last thing I want is my son to be corrupted into homosexuality. Now my son has never given me reason to believe that he is gay, but it saddens me that I had to go to another parent for this information, instead of my son telling me. Plus, lately it seems that he has been distancing himself from me, so you can never be too careful.

So the last time the friend came over (a few days ago), I kindly asked him to leave my home. The friend complied, but needless to say my son was very frustrated with me. I told him that it was just something he'll understand when he gets older, and that he'll appreciate me doing this eventually. But despite this he was still angry (stubborn teenagers), but he'll come around eventually I hope. It's been a few days now and he still seems a little upset.

Do you think I did the right thing? We go to Church regularly, so I thought by now he'd know that homosexuality is a sin. What should I do if my son stays upset?

(Thank you for taking the time to read this! Normally if I have questions I go to websites such as Yahoo Answers, but I often notice that Christians are constantly persecuted there. It feels much better posting on a website like this among other Christians that I can trust, so any responses will be appreciated!)

[Read: I'll post on a biased website so I can get the answer I'd like.]

-Julie
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Glenn Grothman #fundie #homophobia huffingtonpost.com

Now, usually I associate the United States with being a positive influence on Africa ... you associate the United States with sending missionaries to Africa ... Instead what we have is the secretary of state going to Africa and educating Ugandans or saying he is going to send American scientists to Uganda to explain how normal homosexuality is. I mean, think about that. I mean, what must God think of our country? ... If now, rather than sending people to Uganda to explain better agricultural techniques ... we send scientists to Africa to say how wonderful the homosexual lifestyle is. It is just unbelievable what has become of our country.

Bill Schu #fundie #homophobia onenewsnow.com

[Two co-founders of Exodus International decided there was no way to cure homosexuality and have decided to be out as a couple.]

Gee maybe he was a plant from the beginning......Just saying. You homosexuals are know for you infiltration tactics. You know the AMA and their "study" that is neither provable or repeatable....Just saying....

throwaway4958634 #fundie reddit.com

Going on a date with a woman is like a job interview where you have no idea what the requirements are.

If you fuck up once and say the wrong thing you're done. It's like walking through a minefield with no metal detector. They are CONSTANTLY trying to find flaws with you and an excuse to not text you back afterward. Every word you utter could spell your doom. The only good thing is that you have infinite lives, but a finite time limit of course.
This all assumes you even make it to a first date which I'm sure many people here could not do because of superficial things like looks and height.

Mark Dreher #fundie forums.carm.org

God wants more than lip service.

There are minimum requirements.

You must do three things in order to be normal.

1. Say an original grace prayer before eating.

2. Attend one Protestant church service per week.

3. A morning and evening prayers of thanks to God.

When your feet hit the floor in the morning.

You fall to your knees.

And as you go to bed.

You got to "do stuff".

Charlie Kirk & various commenters #wingnut #fundie gettr.com

( Charlie Kirk )
If your church isn't proudly celebrating the end of Roe v Wade and the protection of countless innocent lives from the pulpit today, its time to find a new church.

( @JS777hf )
If any church is in favor of abortion too bad you are wasting your time! You are teaching a lie and GOD is not happy with that! Also any Christians voting for the demonRats party you too are wasting your time! A Christian voting for the demonRats party you need to repent because you are in favor of abortion, homosexuality, crime, lies! GOD don’t like that! So you are also wasting your time in church! Sorry but it’s true!

( @Wanda_K_P )
Amen, @charliekirk11 amen!!!! It wasn’t mentioned, under the excuse that we don’t want to get in to politics. Shameful. The CHURCH is to be a shining light on a hill, not the “duck and run for cover, we stand for nothing” brigade. Whatever happened to standing UNAPOLOGETICALLY for the TRUTH as written in THE WORD OF GOD? Beginning with “THOU SHALT NOT KILL”!!!!!

( @KMC12 )
Charlie,

Firstly, there are women of all different backgrounds in the church, many who are survivors of the abortion lie, and who deal with crippling guilt and anxiety as a result. We need to thank God for this victory, while being sensitive to survivors and victims of the industrial abortion industry.

Secondly, the church needs to be thankful and humble before this gift, not boastful and arrogant. We need to be mindful not to squander the opportunity to reach out both to mothers in need, and to those of differing political convictions. The gospel is not the same thing as a political victory.

( @TRodz )
This DemocRAT elites are all about pure ignorance and lies, see how the atheists madona used God name in vane to advance her crazy abortion agenda and how she lies about the abortion “constitutional” rights , when the USA constitution never address the abortion as a constitutional right .
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Racheli Reckles #fundie breslev.co.il

Another secret Rabbi Brody shares with us is that keeping niddah brings prosperity to a couple. [...] According to Kabbalah, there are several main spiritual pipelines, or channels, by which our sustenance is brought down from Above. [T]he main pipeline for prosperity is the wife. Therefore, the cleaner the pipe, the greater the channel is for receiving abundance from Hashem. For a husband to reach his full potential in his career and business ventures, the wife's soul must be a pure channel for abundance. I like to think of spiritual impurities as "spiritual cholesterol". They are unhealthy for the soul and body, as these blockages greatly diminish the amount of abundance that is able to reach it's intended destination.

[...]

Regarding the husband, Rabbi Brody explains that instances of prostate cancer are significantly lower among men whose wives observe niddah. The same holds true for rates of uterine, ovarian, and cervical cancer.

There is another reason why it's called "family purity". The children that are born from such a pure and holy union are blessed in every way. "When two parents are pure channels, they impart their purity to their children," states Rabbi Brody. During the time of conception, Hashem acts as a partner with the parents in the creation of a new child. This child will be born with a healthy and balanced mental and emotional disposition, along with a sharp mind and a good heart. Conversely, children that are born of an impure union are more likely to suffer emotional and mental disorders, anxiety, and be more difficult to raise. This is because the child received the impurity from the parents at the time of conception.

John J. Ray #fundie pcwatch.blogspot.com

Consider two "jokes" below:

Q. "Why are Leftists always standing up for blacks and homosexuals?

A. Because for all three groups their only God is their penis"

Pretty offensive, right? So consider this one:

Q. "Why are evangelical Christians like the Taliban?

A. They are both religious fundamentalists"

The latter "joke" is not a joke at all, of course. It is a comparison routinely touted by Leftists. Both "jokes" are greatly offensive and unfair to the parties targeted but one gets a pass without question while the other would bring great wrath on the head of anyone uttering it. Why? Because political correctness is in fact just Leftist bigotry. Bigotry is unfairly favouring one or more groups of people over others -- usually justified as "truth".

Texe Marrs #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy texemarrs.com

The Wikileaks email revelations of Hillary and Bill Clinton, their campaign chairman John Podesta, and others in their devious campaign team have unearthed crime after crime. But all pale in comparison with the monumental exposé of emails regarding what is now referred to as PizzaGate.

PizzaGate is real. In the sad and tragic chronicle of criminal acts laid bare by PizzaGate, we discover Hillary, Bill, and hundreds of others participating in the most cruel, barbaric, and depraved conduct. Child molestation and abuse seems to be widespread. Horrors multiply. It’s all here. Satanic orgies, terrific monstrosities, even occult murders.

The perpetrators in their email often use code words to attempt to hide their wicked crimes. A “slice of pizza” stands for a child victim, “sauce” for semen and blood, and so on.

After Wikileaks revealed the depth of this unimaginable occult sex scandal, the depraved liberal news corps—the liars in Washington, D.C. and their online cohorts like Google, Yahoo, and Facebook—went to work. They have done their best to divert attention from PizzaGate and to cover-up the terror done to children. But they are complicit. So, too, are leagues of politicians—Senators, Congressmen, etc.

What we have is a worldwide pedophile network, using pizza parlors and rich men’s mansions to promote the most sinister of crimes.

We must stand up to the media and demand justice for the innocent victims. PizzaGate is found among the 650,000 emails of Hillary, her lesbian girlfriend Huma Abedin, and the Clinton campaign team. These emails are hidden on disgraced former Congressman Anthony Weiner’s laptop computer. The same computer the corrupt FBI leadership seized but now keeps under lock and key. And no wonder, considering the thousands of inhuman crimes found on it.

PizzaGate. Remember this name. It’s real. This is the tragic summary of evil and wickedness done by our politicians and the elite! It is their recorded history. The guilty psychopathic monsters should be tarred, feathered, and lynched. God knows of their grave sins and heinous crimes against these children. Let us pray He will open their corrupt files and bring them to justice.

For more information, obtain Texe’s 60-Minute exposé, PizzaGate—One of the Worst Satanic Scandals in Human History, ($10 plus s/h) on CD or Tape.

Roosh V #fundie #wingnut returnofkings.com

CONSERVATIVES ARE LOSERS

The following article was originally published on Roosh V.

For the world to get to how it is today, with the nearly complete elimination of tradition in favor of a globohomo world where diddling little children is becoming normalized, conservatives have had to lose every meaningful cultural war in the history of man. When someone declares themselves a conservative, they’re in fact stating that they are a loser, someone who is meant to take the fall when the left comes attacking.

Conservatives have lost on every battlefront: free speech, the military, the universities, marriage, nuclear family, child education, the media, the government, Boy Scouts, business, law and justice, Christianity, patriarchy, immigration, the welfare state, and capitalism. The right to bear arms is the only battle they’re not losing in a rout, but I’m confident they will lose that too within a decade’s time. Conservative institutions are being infiltrated and subverted, or have disappeared off the face of the earth, and there is no sign of them ever coming back.

Why are conservatives such losers? Because they desire to merely hold the line while their enemy rushes at them full speed. They don’t want to conquer new lands, kill their enemy, or inflict real harm. They want to maintain the status quo while the left froths at the mouth to win, energized with momentum and passion. The left is so dissatisfied at the state of the world because of their deep-seated inner dysfunction that they put their entire being into trying to make it better. They don’t know how to enjoy their lives so they have to attack the lives of others.

Conservatives, on the other hand, have no momentum or passion. They just want to be left alone, which makes them easy pickings for a collective that is hellbent on achieving their nightmare utopia. In the end, conservatives are the Spartans in 300 who have trained their entire lives to lose the battle, even if they are pound-for-pound stronger than their enemy.

Conservatives have also shown to be comically susceptible to leftist ideas when it’s presented as “human rights.” Two decades ago, the vast majority of conservatives would have stood against gay marriage, but a few years of cheesy “love is love” commercials was all it took for them to change their mind. Their motto of “live and let live” is only reasonable to hold if their enemy believed the same. They give the crying baby its bottle and from that milk it gets fat and strong and decides to kill the entire family. Conservatives don’t understand that giving an inch to the left eventually results in absolute defeat. They have to psychotically refuse to give any ground, even if practical logic or fairness is staring them in the face, but we know they won’t do that.

Another problem conservatives face is technology, which is not agnostic but rather liberating. It allows man to rely less on traditions, family, social bonds, and religion, all things that the left hates. The more technology you have, the more you can be an atomized unit in a little urbanized box, reliant only on your service job and digital device to keep you alive and somewhat sane while using Uber and Lyft to travel in and out of your self-imposed quarantine zone. Because of technology, the conservatism of today is merely the liberalism of twenty years ago. I challenge you to find a single attractive “conservative” girl who hasn’t tried Tinder or engaged in abundant pre-marital sex. Look at the life of any self-professed conservative and odds are you’ll find a rather cosmopolitan existence that is far removed from nature and rural living.

The biggest reason why conservatives will continue to lose is that they’re still not ready to kill the left even though the left is ready to kill them. Liberals have been getting conservatives fired on a daily basis while suing their businesses out of existence while the conservative loser merely whines about it on Twitter. You may hate the left, but if you wouldn’t dare even punching them in the face because you fear losing your life of comfort, you will lose. If you’re not prepared to kill your enemy while your enemy is busy killing you, you will lose. It’s that simple. Some think that conservatives have to feel a sense of hopelessness to fight back, but by then there will be nothing left worth fighting for.

You don’t have to be a historian to know that conservatives will continue to lose. Simple take a look back 50, 100, or 500 years to see how much ground they’ve lost, and amplify that by a factor of ten thanks to technology if you want to imagine how much ground they will lose in the next 50, 100, or 500 years. They are such losers that if you see any sort of organized conservative “uprising” in the years to come, it will surely be a carefully managed scheme by the elites to usher in yet another monumental conservative defeat, just like we saw in the last few years with the alt right’s astonishing rise and then disastrous defeat in Charlottesville at the hands of their more capable enemies.

Since I know conservatives will not win, I do not identify as one, because I don’t see myself as a loser. I will stay under the radar and live with no label, and let the communists on the left defeat the losers on the right like they have been doing for centuries.

Dr. Zev Ballen #fundie breslev.co.il

Things were going along pretty well for Dan [a baal teshuva] until he started listening to a particular kind of "music" known as Death Metal. This "music" appeals to angry depressed youngsters who haven't found themselves; who haven't found G-d, and who certainly haven't found a solid purpose for living.

Young people who are angry at their parents, angry at themselves, and angry at life - are easily seduced by the violent screaming, cursing and the images of death and mutilation that reflect what they feel inside. Death Metal itself is written by depressed, drug-addicted suicidal youth who normalize suicide and homicide as viable even desirable options for themselves and their peers. In today's world, where a suicide takes place every 40 seconds, there are young people who are killing themselves with this "music" playing in the background right now!

Dan fell into Death Metal - almost, all the way. He changed his dress. He stopped smiling and even began to produce and sell this awful "music" himself. He couldn't give it up because it was his "identity," it was the only "him" that he knew. Needless to say, Dan's observance of tefillin, prayer, and Shabbos fell to the wayside; and it wasn't long before his suppressed anger turned to rage and even violence towards his parents.

[...]

I just told Dan what he really wanted to hear - the truth. I told him that Death Metal and pornography were the problem and that nothing else would help him if he didn't cut them both out completely. He wondered how I could "blame" his problems on Heavy Metal when other people who listened to it seemed to be "okay." I told him that they were far from "okay." But even if they seemed to be getting away with listening to it, for now, that he would never be able to listen to it and function normally again. I told him that whether he liked it or not he was a very spiritually person who could never tolerate such impurity. I reminded him that it isn't everyone who was given the great spiritual awakening that he was give a few short years ago. This was why G-d was giving him these weird symptoms. He wanted him to have no choice but to follow through on his original plan of becoming religious.

Dan wasn't buying that "music" however filthy and profane could account for his symptoms. He had heard enough of my religious babble and was once again searching for a real psychologist - someone who would agree with him that he could be cured without having to give up Heavy Metal and pornography. I wished him luck finding someone who could accomplish such a feat - I for one could not.

[...]

Heavy metal and pornography were lethal weapons that the evil inclination uses to bring psychological havoc and destruction upon people.

ConservPride #fundie rr-bb.com

Unfortunately the "medical field" believes that preganancy is when the fertilized egg attaches itself to the uterine wall. They are WRONG!
Life begins at conception, when the sperm and egg first meet. A new life immediately begins to form. This life must have nutrition, which the mother supplies through her body. Without nutrition, the new life starves to death. Just like when a newborn is first born, the life is there, but it will not sustain itself, it must have nutrition. ANY life must have nutrition to live and grow. If I take away your food, you will cease to grow and live and you will die. If a baby is born and you neglect to give it food, it will die. If an egg and sperm unite to form a new life and you neglect to feed it, it will die.

The morning after pill makes the uterine wall so hostile to the embryo that it can't attach itself, therefore it starves to death. It would be the same as someone cutting the umbilical cord to the baby growing inside of a woman. The baby would die without the nutrition provided.

David J Stewart #fundie #psycho jesus-is-savior.com

What an ungrateful man! Roddenberry has his nerve to dare accuse God of creating man “faulty.” The Bible plainly teaches that God created man upright, but sin caused man's fall. Ecclesiastes 7:29, “Lo, this only have I found, that God hath made man upright; but they have sought out many inventions (wicked inventions like the Star Trek series, which portray life without God). It was Adam's sin that allowed sin to enter into the world. It wasn't God's fault that man sinned, anymore than it's our children's fault when we sin. No one can blame you for their sins. Romans 5:12, “Wherefore, as by one man sin entered into the world, and death by sin; and so death passed upon all men, for that all have sinned.” Gene Roddenberry was born with a sinful nature, and so were you, and so was I. 1st John 1:8-10 calls anyone a liar who denies their sinfulness. Gene Roddenberry has received hundreds of awards, recognition, praise and public support for his blasphemous Star Trek work. The world is evil (1st John 2:15-17). It's amazing how people are so quick to embrace the idea that aliens may exist somewhere in the universe, but they vehemently reject the truth that the Bible is the Word of God. Is it so hard to believe that the God of the universe is a righteous and holy God? Not one spadeful of archaeologist's dirt has disproved the Bible. To the contrary, archaeology has totally backed-up Bible claims. Not one shred of science has ever contradicted the Bible as God's Word. Not one bit of history has discredited the Bible, ever!!! In every way, the sciences, history, archeology, paleontology and fulfilled prophecy has verified the Bible. Yet, some arrogant Hollywood producer has it all figured out and is going to deny the God of the Bible. Hell awaits every unbeliever! From the start, Gene Roddenberry had intentions of casting doubt upon the inspiration of the Bible as the Word of God. Roddenberry was going to portray the Old Testament prophets and Jesus as aliens from out space, portraying God as an inferior alien being with selfish agendas and a malfunctioning spaceship.

fred1 #fundie #wingnut #homophobia christiandiscussionforums.org

Signs of Christian Persecution

You can see it on this very forum. It's starting out slowly, but it's there. Right on this board I've seen posts where non-Christians are criticizing the hiring practices of religious organizations, church discipline of members living in sin, as well as criticism of Christian stands against homosexuality. A sticky on homosexuality at the top of the board this evening notes the introduction of bills into legislatures around the nation mandating quotas and sensitivity training.

I've been called paranoid when I've stated persecution of Christians is on its way, but you can see the seeds of the enemy's activities being reported and stated right here.

Get ready Christians. Soon it'll be time to pay any price. Give it time. With the election of Barak Obama and leftist gains in the Congress the forces of evil are energized. They see a window of opportunity to advance satan's agenda, and it is almost sure to end in official sanction and unofficial persecution of Christians as we refuse to compromise the Biblical positions.

Chrisitians who voted democrat, you bear a measure of responsibility for what's coming.

ApologetiX #fundie apologetix.com

The Real Sin Savior
Parody of "The Real Slim Shady" by Eminem
(Rom. 3:10, 3:23, 5:8, 6:20, 6:23, 8:1, 10:9, 13, Ps. 51:5, 17, John 8:36, 1 Timothy 1:15)

May I have your repentance please? May I have your repentance please?
Will you tell Him "Save me" and please stand up?
I repeat: will you tell Him "Save me" and please stand up?
We're gonna have to prod them here

Y'all act like you never seen a nice person before, you oughta hope in the Lord
Your panting tongue is just thirstin' for more
You started lookin' around searchin' cause you're
Uncertain you're sure you know where you're goin' eternally
If you return to God ... ah, wait, no, wait, we're sinning
We couldn't get saved with the things we did, can we?
And Dr. J. says -- nothing you did is such a grave sin it costs you salvation
Ha Ha — Heavenly livin’s above every man
"Chick-a-chick-a-chick-a he's crazy! I'm sick of them ‘born agains’
Walkin' around askin' if you know God — speakin’ of You Know Who
Yeah, but there's no proof though"
Yeah, probably got a couple of you who think I lack proof
But no worse than what's goin' on in America's classrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just spread the truth
But can't -- but the school can tell me we come from evolution
"My mama was a fish -- my mama was a fish
"And if we're monkeys you might as well forget original sin!"
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to question on their own if God exists
Of course they're gonna wonder if the Lord's fake by the time they hit fourth grade
They got the Easter Bunny and Santa don't they? We ain't shinin' examples
Well some of the scandals are caused by people posin' as evangelists
But if Jesus loved His enemies and Pharisees
Then there's no reason that you can't get another chance and believe
But if you feel a slight chill, I got the anti-freeze
This is not a fantasy, it's important and it's free
I've sinned greatly, but Christ's for real, baby
It's a wonder He saved me and just didn't hate me

So won't you tell Him "Save me," please stand up, please stand up, please stand up
Yes, I've been crazy, yes, I've been real shady
Always wanted Him to save me, but just didn't say it
So won't you tell Him "Save me," please stand up, please stand up, please stand up

Will Smith don't gotta discuss the Christian path to salvation
Well, I do -- it affects him and affects you too
You think I give a care of he likes my parodies
Half of you kiddies won't even look at me, let alone stare at me
But J., what if we pray? Wouldn't we be weird?
Why? Would you guys reject Christ just to fit with your peers
So you can live in fear for the next 60 years? This ain't imaginary, better get prepared
The price of sin yes it costs us dearly with death first
And when that part is over if you ain't saved it gets much worse
Little chance they'll put me now on MTV
Yeah, it's true, but I think he'd scare all the kids -- ree ree!
I said now's when they oughta know and John 3:3
It shows the whole world how they need born again to be free
I'm singin' you little girls and boys spoofs -- all you do is ignore me
Though I have been sent here to inform you
And there's a million of us just like me you judge like me
Were just like triple fudge ice cream; we're just quite sweet
You watch Saul in Acts 9:3, you just might see you're just like him, you're not fightin' me
I've sinned greatly, but Christ He still saved me
From a hundred temptations and death, sin and Hades

So won't you tell Him "Save me," please stand up, please stand up, please stand up
Yes, my sinned shamed me, yet I've been healed lately
God the Father forgave me from messin' with Satan
So won't you tell Him "Save me," please stand up, please stand up, please stand up

I'm like a breath mint you listen to but I'm only givin' you
Things you thought about in your head with my religious group
The only difference is I got the call to say it in front of y'all
And I don't gotta be Paul -- the Book I quote has it all
I just get out a Bible and read it and whether you like it you need it
As sure as I can see that better than 90 percent of you happen to doubt me
Then you wonder how can kids give up their values I tell you it's funny
Cause at the place I'm goin' when I'm buried
I'll see the only person in the world I know who’s worthy
He's the first and last and I'm J. Jackson I'm the worst
And I'm a jerk and Jesus knows that but my braggin' wasn't workin'
And every single person needs a sin savior urgently
You could be working on a burglary or sittin' in a nunnery
Or keepin' part of the law perfectly screamin' "I don't sin that much"
Puttin' Christians down sayin' "It's just a crutch"
So if you're still waiting please stand up 'cause this wonderful singer's time is eaten up
And it's time to get off your behind and out of the row
Come on down -- now is your chance -- how do I know?

CHORUS

I guess there’s a sin Savior for all of us – Let’s all stand up

DrDeth #fundie boards.straightdope.com


Being sexually attracted to 16yo girls is not a Perversion. It's illegal to act on, yes, and it should be, but it doesnt mean you're a pervert. Let me put it this way: you are at a bank. You see a bank employee wheel a cart loaded with cash into the vault. Are you a sicko pervert if yu think "Man, I'd like to get my hands on that cash?" No. What's wrong is when you act on it. 16 yo girls are sexually mature. Some few are even mentally mature. You can even marry one perfectly legally in many states. But you cant have sex with one outside of marriage. If a 21yo man marries a 16 yo girl legally, is he some sort of pervert for consummating the marriage during the honeymoon?

Now, being a true pedophile is being a sick pervert. That's being attracted to a person who is not sexualy mature.

Chris Dare #fundie newsforums.bbc.co.uk

This Government has consistently lied about family values and the need to protect families and children. Giving gays "rights" completely undermines the whole concept of normal heterosexual relationships IN MY OPINION. What I see as a real threat to freedom is the endorsing of unnatural sexual relationships IN MY OPINION. Do you see what's happenning here? All societies which have fostered depravity, unnatural relationships, weird sex acts, free love etc.etc. have DISAPPEARED!

DukeofDixie #fundie answers.yahoo.com

democrats, who support liberals, liberals believe in the theory of evolution, that means they think they evolved from apes, for this reason they support gays, I guess it goes back in their gene pool, since they were not created by God, they don't believe religion of any kind should be in public life, they support no prayer in school, they believe that a doctor has the right to kill babies, that's now, they may raise the age limit at a later date, who knows they may go as high as three year olds, since they have no moral character ( except during elections) they see the need to teach our school children sex education, along with it's cool to be gay included in this lecture, even starting at kindergarten. They want to take away our guns and Bibles from us, so we can't disagree with them . Republicans are just the opposite

JesusChrist69 #fundie imdb.com

I dont care what you believe, but US was founded as a place where you believe in god, that is what our fourfathers died for

Do you think we should make religion mandatory, and what happens if someone doesnt believe in god, what do you think we should do with them?

Matt Slick #fundie google.com.au

• On the Pokemon rules website it states, "Carry your Pokmon with you, and you're ready for anything! You've got the power in your hands, so use it!"
• One observer of children playing the game said the children would afterwards mimic the game by summoning the Pokemon to attack others. This is occultic.
• Pokemon are summoned to do battle and to protect. This is equivalent to sorcery.
• Earth, Wind, Fire, and Water are frequent elemental themes found in Pagan religions, witchcraft, and Wicca, and are used heavily in Pokemon.

The spiritual side of the world is real. There are spiritual elements and demonic forces at work, whose purpose is to lead astray and destroy:

"For our struggle is not against flesh and blood, but against the rulers, against the powers, against the world forces of this darkness, against the spiritual forces of wickedness in the heavenly places," (Eph. 6:12).

The enemy is powerful and cunning. The only light we have is the Bible, and we need to follow it and not give ourselves or our children into the hands of those who would introduce occultic principles in a role-playing game. Again, the Bible says...

"But the Spirit explicitly says that in later times some will fall away from the faith, paying attention to deceitful spirits and doctrines of demons," (1 Tim. 4:1).

There is nothing wrong with children having fun and using their imaginations, but when that fun involves the occult it is dangerous. As Christians, we should be very concerned about what our children are involved in since they can be so easily influenced. They don't need the influence of the occult or evolutionary theory to help them towards Christ. They need the truth.

You are over-reacting

Addendum - two months later:

This article has generated some interesting responses. I've been called delusional, bigoted, paranoid, and one who contributes to the decline of society because of my intolerant comments about an innocent and fun child's game. One mother, who claimed to be a Christian, emailed me with heavy complaints and accusations and sought to justify her actions in encouraging her children to watch Pokemon. Well, that is her prerogative.

Have I changed my opinion? Not at all. Am I delusional, bigoted, paranoid, and a contributor to social decay? I certainly hope not. And from what I see in God's word and from what I have seen in Pokemon, I still stand on what I have said.

I expect people to not like it when their comfort zone is rattled, when I don't tote the secular line and salute to "harmless children's games," even when they teach occultism. By the way, I told the Christian mother that the Lord will hold her accountable for how her children are raised. I asked her if she wants to continue to encourage her children to play with cards that teach casting spells, evolution, and controlling forces to do your bidding. She emailed me back and called me some names.

Others have simply assumed a non-Christian perspective and made judgments about me and this article from their non-Christian point of view. That isn't a problem. They are entitled to their opinions, as am I.

Is Pokemon good? I don't think so. Does it contribute to impressionable children accepting occult ideas? Yes, it does.

Archbishop Carlo Maria Viganò #wingnut #fundie #conspiracy goldenageofgaia.com

Dear Friends, it gives me great joy to be able to address a brief message to you on the occasion of the establishment of the International Movement of Russophiles. The Manifesto of this association begins with a word that seems to have disappeared from Western vocabulary: friendship. In this case, it is friendship for the Russian people, shared by so many people throughout the world, and the friendship of the Russian people towards other peoples, which finds its foundation in recognizing ourselves as children of the one Eternal Father.
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Recent events have shown us that the materialist atheism that devastated the Russian Empire and the world since 1917 as the Most Blessed Virgin Mary announced at Fatima ~ has today joined liberalism in the globalist ideology which underlies the delirious project of the New World Order. An infernal project, as President Vladimir Putin rightly pointed out in a recent speech, in which hatred for Christian civilization wants to create a society of slaves subservient to the Davos elite.
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The Russian Federation undeniably stands as the last bastion of civilization against barbarism, and gathers around it all those nations that do not intend to submit to the colonization of NATO, the United Nations, the World Health Organization, the World Bank, the International Monetary Fund, and that heap of foundations that have as their purpose the indoctrination of the masses, the manipulation of information, the creation of “colored springs” to destabilize governments legitimately elected and sow chaos, wars and misery as instrumentum regni.
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But this friendship, these relations of concord and mutual cooperation, cannot disregard the denunciation of the coup d’etat perpetrated against humanity by dangerous subversives whose declared purpose is the establishment of an infernal tyranny, in which hatred of God as well as hatred of man created in His image, illness, death, ignorance, poverty, violence, selfishness, and corruption reign supreme.

throwaway680603 #fundie reddit.com

Women should be banned from driving

Some slut almost rammed into me because she must text chadious dundercockus at red light whilst having her feet on the gas, needless to say i almost got out of the car to tell her exactly what she is, - an inferior creature who is inferior compared to me in every way and has the intelligence of an inbred ape, she has the luxories to drive a goddamn benz suv provided vy her fully cucked husband yet she was too stupid to use the cars functions to not let this almost happen, but i didnt, and i regret it so much, im thinking of kicking my bumper and claiming it was her to milk her off for some juicy $

Disciple AJ #fundie youtube.com

Great content as always Chris! 👍🏻

Everyone reading this, you need to wake up to how the world REALLY works. The fact is that humanity has always been spiritual for a reason and it's because the spiritual world is just as real as our flesh and blood. The western world still understood this until the 1960's when secularism started to take over and atheism began to catch on - that was only after millions and millions of people here in the UK (of the old world....) were culled in not one but two world wars. The occult always practice an 'order out of chaos' mentality and the two world wars served their purpose to kill off millions of Judeo-Christian's throughout Europe, America, Canada, Australia and New Zealand - the nations of which are the primary Gospel sharing nations. That had to be severely interrupted by the people who worship the devil to get the world turning in their direction.

People need to wake up and stop pretending (or being wilfully ignorant) that this stuff isn't real and that there is no God or the devil - they are both very real and you have been lied to for generations by useful idiots to dumb down the population.

Think about it - if the majority of those with all he power and wealth in the world worship the devil in one form or another - why would that be? Why is that theme always so consistent? It's because they KNOW it's real and they have made their choices in the world.

Anyone who sides with the devil is already on the losing side. Those who do not have the Lord Jesus Christ will perish as He is going to bring this to an end...we are already seeing the start of the new world order in our time and this new world order will give all its authority over to the antichrist and everyone who has not sealed themselves with Jesus Christ will take the mark of the beast.

All of this stuff is real and it's going on. Everyone has to chose their side: God (eternal life) or satan (perish with him with eternal death and separation from God), there is no middle ground on this at all. Choose wisely, repent as the Kingdom of God is at hand. I know where I'm going and I plead with people to take Jesus whilst there is still time.

Maranatha ✝️📜. Amen.

David J. Stewart #fundie jesus-is-savior.com

Did you know that the body parts of aborted babies are being sold on a legal market? A spine runs about $800. You can buy a brain...you name it. Not only are the body parts being sold, but the aborted fetuses are also being frozen and sold to beauty salons around the world. The aborted fetus material is injected into women's bodies to rejuvenate a more youthful look. In particular, Russian woman are deliberately having babies with the intent of murdering the child to make money. The woman makes $100-200 dollars per child (more money for mature fetuses), the middle man makes a few thousand and the beauty salon charges around $10,000 for the treatment. Now the government is even using aborted fetus materials in their vaccines for children, injecting foreign DNA into your children! It is an abomination unto God Almighty.

grannylo #fundie fundamentalforums.com

[So, it's okay with you if your husband controls who you can visit with, who you call, who you can take calls from, whether or not you can leave the house when he isn't home, how much money you can spend (if you are allowed to spend any at all) and so forth?]

Show me scripture that tells me he is not allowed to do that.

The Bible tells me to submit.

Soldier For Salvation #fundie answers.yahoo.com

Evolutionists, if your theory is true, then why haven't bugs evolved the ability to avoid bug zappers?

If everything evolves and gets bigger, stronger, smarter, and better like you say it does, I would think that by now the bugs would have evolved.

Also, why don't germs evolve? According to your theory, they should be evolving to resist the drugs me make.

GoemonFan471986 #fundie gamefaqs.com

If I were President of the United States

-Replace the federal income tax with a system where each citizen pays a set amount of taxes a year to fund the military and other essential functions.

-All other operations of the federal government would either be privatized (Medicare, Social Security), converted to support by user fees (Interstate highways), or eliminated (bloated bureaucracy like the Department of Education and the Department of Energy).

-Repeal all unconstitutional laws, particularly those that target the First Amendment freedoms of speech and religion in the name of political correctness or "nondiscrimination," those that target the Second Amendment right to bear arms in the name of "safety," and those that interfere with the rights of the states.

-Repeal Obamacare and replace with tort reform, the opening up of the sale of insurance across state lines, and encourage people to get HDHP's and HSA's.

-Step up border security and crack down on illegal immigration.

-Ban the ownership of cats and make elimination of this invasive species from the U.S. a top priority.

-Eliminate welfare. Allow private charities to help the truly needy. Those who are able to work should do so.

-Eliminate most foreign aid. It should only be used to help true democracies who are surrounded by hostile dictatorships like Israel.

-Eliminate affirmative action and other programs that discriminate based on race, sex, etc. People should be judged not on the color of their skin but on the content of their character.

-Introduce a "Bill of Gamers Rights" to ensure that video games are not subject to bans or censorship.

-Eliminate burdensome regulations. Trust the free market to reward good companies and punish bad companies.

-Eliminate the minimum wage. It kills jobs and causes inflation.

-Ban discrimination against conservatives in hiring at schools and colleges. Kids should hear both sides of the issues, particularly controversial ones like evolution and global warming.

-Introduce a strict voter ID law and investigate widespread voter fraud in Chicago, Detroit, Cleveland, etc. If the investigation deems it necessary, the federal government could conduct the election in those cities in place of corrupt local authorities. We must maintain the integrity of elections.

-Reform the electoral college based on the Virginia plan: 1 electoral vote per district won plus 2 elector votes to the winner of the most districts in the state (split 1-1 in case of a tie).

-Appoint emergency managers to run troubled cities on the brink of bankruptcy.

-Launch a full investigation of the IRS targeting of conservatives. Make sure those responsible are held accountable, no matter how high up they are.

-Introduce a "Right to Work" amendment to the U.S. Constitution so that no one can be fired for refusing to join a union.


What do you say? Do I have your vote?

YourLocalAmerican #fundie #wingnut #psycho deviantart.com

What I Believe In
(Feel free to disagree but don't be a hater)
American &
Christian Nationalism.
Republican Government
Voting for 30+ citizens,
Voter equality between races and sexes.
Strengthen the police force, ICE, and border patrol.
Reduce government spending. Privatize Medicare/Medicaid.
Strengthen the power and respect towards the American worker.
Lower the power of big companies/isurance companies — and STOP loopholes and fraud.
Illegalize pornography, Illegalize non-medical drugs, Illegalize Rape.
And kill ALL pedophiles and rapists

Lilyofthevallies #fundie disciplesperspective.com

Today, the word “Patriarchy” is a dirty word. We hear from the left that it is oppressive; we hear from the right that it is abused. There are websites across the internet dedicated to the downfall of patriarchy. Funny thing, normally, what the world sees as bad, the Bible sees as good. We see in the Bible that Patriarchy is sprinkled throughout. I would like to show what true Patriarchy is and why so many men and women are actually happier in a patriarchal family; the worldview that so many disdain.

“There has been 6% increase in women staying at home in the past decade as women realize what is more important; family.”

Patriarchy, or simply defined as, “Father Ruled,” is scattered all throughout the Bible. We see in Genesis that God made man first and later created a woman because, “It was not good that man was alone.” God made a beautiful woman to be a helper to the man. This role was designed and instituted by God to display an attribute of Himself. The Hebrew word for “helper” is only used again throughout the Bible in describing God Himself to His people. This is how high and lofty a woman’s calling is. When the woman sinned, God went to Adam first because the Man was the one who was primarily responsible. We see Adam, the man, being the ruler of his house. This is the quintessential prototype of the family.

Moving past creation, the use of covenants and genealogies were centered around the Men/Heads of Households (Gen 35, 36, Ex 6, 1 Chron 4, Matt 1). Yes, we also see that there are women listed in these genealogies (Tamar, Rahab, Ruth, Uriah’s wife [Bathsheba], and Mary to name a few). However, everyone knows that the exception to the rule, proves there is a rule. This pattern clearly shows that familial lines transferred through the males. God established his covenants through male representatives; it was to men and their offspring. We struggle thinking this is unfair; it is important to note that this is not unfair. God is not being unjust by putting men in charge. God is not a tyrannical dictator nor is His design for this—because we are created in His image (Gen 1:26-27). If you think God is unfair, just remember, what is fair, is for God to annihilate all mankind, for we have sinned before His Holiness. Every breath we have been given is a gift; this unfairness mentality that is pervasive in this culture is childish, immature, arrogant, and sinful. Rejoice that life isn’t fair!

“Men are 40% more likely than women to be the victim of a violent crime. Patriarchy abuses women is a lie; rape culture is a lie.”

Under a patriarchal family; all of a woman’s needs are taken care of. She is freed up to take care of her precious little ones, instead of needing to worry about where the next meal will come from. When the father dies, the eldest son (typically) takes over his father’s responsibilities. This would have included caring for and protecting, his mother, brothers, sisters, and their families, as well as managing the father’s estate and possessions. In a loving Patriarchal family, the women of the family were under the caring protection of the head of the household. These women were under their responsibility; if there was abuse, the man was ultimately held responsible before God.

Men were designed to be rulers over their households. Women were designed to be man’s helper as he takes dominion. When man fulfills his role, he is satisfied; when woman fulfills her role, she is satisfied. Issues arise when the man or woman is fighting their role; men shirking responsibility or women trying to usurp man’s authority. Because of sin and this cursed world, we have people head butting, creating abuse and oppression. The 21st century mindset is the opposite of this way of living.

The essence of Patriarchy is Biblical. When it is pure and loving, women flourish. A woman is most happy when she is submitting to God, which means submission to his design. Patriarchy is the familial system that is interwoven throughout the entire Bible. It brings purpose to both men and to women. It is a beautiful picture of Christ and His Church—His Bride. What better example to give our children is there than that?

tristansmother #fundie rr-bb.com

I said Babylon [in Revelations] is babylon [Iraq]... i said we are going to take babylon in the war so babylon can be restored... It will burn and people will see it... it has oil under it when a bomb hits that sucker in the future it will BURN ABD BURN people will see for miles! I LOVE THIS!...... RIGHT IN FRONT OF US!...... GOD IS SO GOOD!

thatincelblogger #fundie thatincelblogger.wordpress.com

A girl I went on a date with yesterday just blocked me on Facebook without any explanation whatsoever. She never sent me a single message after we have seen each other but I predicted this would happen once I saw her disgusted face at the end of a date yesterday.

After my 20th rejection just this year I am instituting a new policy – a girl rejects me, I start a defamatory blog on her. These girls won’t know my real name so they’ll have to pay thousands of dollars to even establish who I am. Since I can’t afford to have criteria this will apply to absolutely any woman who rejects me. I’m starting with this girl.

I’ll let you know how the implementation goes. I have had enough rejections this year. 20 is more than enough. Now it is payback time.

Liberal monsters, known for confusing cause and effect to try and explain their lunacy, will say that this is the cause of women not wanting me. But it isn’t. I didn’t want to do this until now. This is an effect of female cruelty and sickness.

If you think I’m being unreasonable I’m imploring you to have no criteria at all and still be rejected over 50 times in your life, just 20 this year. It is painful. I have nowhere to “go on” to at all.

Sam Storms #fundie crosswalk.com

8 Huge Myths about Hell

The reality of hell and eternal punishment is not a popular topic, even among Christians. Part of the problem is that the nature of hell has been horribly distorted in our culture and portrayed as an experience that is far from what we read in the NT. When I’m asked why I believe in hell, my response is three-fold.
First, I have such unshakable and robust confidence in the inerrant truth of every word in the Bible that the matter is already settled before I even read the text. I believe, as the Apostle Paul said in 2 Timothy 3:16, that “all Scripture [even texts such as Revelation 14:9-11] is breathed out by God and [is] profitable for teaching, for reproof, for correction, and for training in righteousness.”
Second, by God’s grace I have come to understand, at least to some degree, the immeasurable magnitude and majesty of God’s holiness and beauty and authority and the honor that is due to him from all of his creatures, including you and me.
Third, again by God’s grace I have come to understand the immeasurable horror and ugliness and self-centeredness of humanity’s sin and depravity and wickedness.

If hell strikes you as unreasonable or unfair...

So I can honestly say that to the degree that you and I struggle with the concept of hell and eternal punishment is the degree to which we don’t understand God’s holiness and honor, on the one hand, or the horror and depravity of mankind’s sin, on the other. In other words, if hell strikes you as unreasonable or unfair or disproportionate, it can only be due to the fact that either you don’t believe the Bible is inspired and true, or you don’t believe that God is infinitely holy and just, or you don’t believe that mankind is morally depraved and has committed cosmic treason and is thus deserving of eternal condemnation.
As noted, contributing to the problem of hell are the numerous myths or false beliefs that surround it.
Here are eight of them:

Myth #1: Hell is a place to be united with unbelievers.

There is widespread belief among non-Christians that hell is a place where they will be united with their unbelieving friends and drink beer all the time in an endless party. The fact is that hell is a place of utter isolation, loneliness, and deprivation.

Myth #2: Hell is a place where Satan and his demons reign.

Another false belief is that hell is the place where Satan and his demons exercise their authority to rule and reign. The fact is that hell is the place where Satan and his demons suffer eternal punishment. Satan and his demons are inmates in hell, not its warden or guards. See Matthew 25:41 for one clear statement to that effect:
“Then he will say to those on his left, ‘Depart from me, you who are cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels."

Myth #3: Satan and his demons will torment human beings in hell.

Directly related to the previous myth, there is the notion among many that in hell Satan and his demons torment human beings who also are there. No. There is not one text in the Bible that suggests Satan and his demons afflict or torment human beings. They themselves, instead, are the object of God’s punishment. There have been numerous books written by people who claim to have visited hell in which they describe a scene where demons are tormenting humans who have been consigned there. This should be the first indication to all careful, Bible-believing readers that such an experience is fabricated.

Myth #4: There are people in hell who want to reconcile with God.

Yet another misconception is that there are people in hell crying out for mercy who want to reconcile with God. Nothing in Scripture indicates this is so. Instead, those in hell are eternally defiant of God and hate him all the more with each passing moment.

Myth #5: There are people in hell who don't deserve to be there.

One of the more blasphemous notions about hell is that there are people in hell who don’t deserve to be there. Nothing could be farther from the truth. God’s justice is impeccable and he never consigns anyone to punishment in hell who does not fully deserve to suffer there.

Myth #6: There are people in hell who wanted to go to heaven.

A related myth is the notion that there are people in hell who wanted to go to heaven while they were still alive, but God wouldn’t let them. That is utterly false. Jesus himself made this clear when he said, “I am the bread of life; whoever comes to me shall not hunger, and whoever believes in me shall never thirst. . . . whoever comes to me I will never cast out . . . . For this is the will of my Father, that everyone who looks on the Son and believes in him should have eternal life, and I will raise him up on the last day” (John 6:35, John 6:37b, John 6:40).

Myth #7: Hell holds people who will one day be released.

A seventh myth is that there are people in hell who will eventually be released and granted entrance into heaven. As much as we might wish this were true, it isn’t. The Bible does not teach the doctrine of universalism, that is, the idea that everyone will eventually be saved and given eternal life in the new heaven and new earth.

Myth #8: In hell, people will be rid of God.

Finally, there is the myth that in hell people will be rid of God and have no experience of him. That is not true. It is true they will have no experience of God’s loving and gracious presence, but they will most assuredly experience his presence in justice and wrath. In fact, we read in Revelation 14:10 that they will be tormented “in the presence of the holy angels and in the presence of the Lamb,” that is, in the presence of Jesus Christ. As John Piper has said, Revelation 14:10is not saying that “those in hell have the privilege of seeing what they enjoy, but that they have the remorse of seeing what they rejected.”

Hell should provoke anguish and urgency.

I’ll conclude with two brief observations. First, I can’t read biblical portrayals of hell and eternal punishment or think about it without feeling a deep and unrelenting agony in my heart. We should never talk about hell without weeping, for it is real and people are going there. This is not a subject for joking or lighthearted banter. It is an issue that should provoke within us both anguish and an urgent commitment to share the gospel with those who remain in unbelief.

Hell should provoke unfathomable gratitude.

My second reaction is one of unfathomable gratitude. When I read about hell in a passage like Revelation 14:9-11 I’m reading about what I deserve. God would have been perfectly just and righteous had he chosen to consign me to eternal torment. But in mercy he has drawn me to faith in his Son. In mercy he has poured out his wrath on Jesus in my place, a wrath and judgment that Jesus lovingly and willingly embraced and endured. Every single one of us deserves damnation. God owes us nothing but justice. The fact that he has given us mercy instead, and forgiveness instead of condemnation, ought to awaken in us the most heartfelt and passionate gratitude and praise.

Hermas #fundie reddit.com

Hi, I'm the person that was linked here. Just for fun, I think I'll be posting here for a bit since I do always enjoy the taste of capitalist tears. I'm actually surprised I was linked here since I don't think I said anything here that any of you already didn't know. It's called revolution for a reason, and it happens whether you like it or not. If you steal from the working class, if you steal from minorities, it's not robbery, it's restitution, in a way. We're not going to ask nicely if Mr. Moneybags will please turn over the money in his grasp that he has either directly or indirectly siphoned away from the workers.

There is no such thing as private property aside from the construct the State and the bourgeoisie use to amass wealth and increase their gains. There only is personal property, that which a person actively needs and is actively using. This is fairly basic stuff and I'm surprised that you all are so surprised that we don't take kindly to fat cats. Mr. Moneybags should count himself lucky that we're asking so politely and we don't just drag him out into the streets and hang him with a piano wire off the side of his mansion with the other plutocraps.

I know you're likely cutting yourself on all this edge right now, but there's just no better way to word it. I don't hide it at all, the capitalist and quasi-fascist system exists to perpetuate itself by any means necessary, violence, and lots of it is necessary to bring down this corrupt and illegitimate regime we find ourselves under as of now. I'm sure you all feel very secure in your belief that the day will not come where you'll have to atone for your various crimes, but that day is coming soon, sooner than you think.

I myself, I'm nothing to sneeze at, and you better hope you don't meet me when the Revolution is in full throttle, because I don't ask nicely, I go straight for the piano wire. I'm the bathtub gelignite in your Bentley. As far as I'm concerned, you either with us, against us, or you're out of our way entirely. You better hope you're in the 1st or 3rd category, because the 2nd category are dead birds walking. You'll probably laugh this off and go back to soaking in all that white privilege and crypto-fascism but trust me, you won't laugh if you're unfortunate enough to ever get within 500 meters of me.

Yeah yeah, I know, I'm a degenerate, I'm an edgelord, I'm an anarkiddie. We'll see whose who when the Day of the Rope comes, Cappie. For now, I'd say it's safe to say you've got four reasons you Shouldn't Fuck With Me.

amy_elisabeth #fundie rr-bb.com

You know those people who play LOUD obnoxious music around you? You have to hear cuss words sometimes, or whatever?

Well, I bought Ray Comfort's open air preaching CDs... it's a bunch of CDs and it has different times of him open airing over and over and over. Sooooooooo, I decided to throw it in the CD player, turn it up loud enough, and open my windows. LOL!!! It's not obnoxious sounding like the stuff you have to hear from cars and homes, but it gets the gospel out... I play it for about 1/2 hour a day or so... Christ is preached to my neighbors (they all have tracts and the ones who will let me witness have been witnessed to, so this is just an extra bonus for them!)

I know other people have WOTM stuff, wonder if you do the same?
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"Why, I hope to see Him alive who did hang dead from the Cross. I hope to be rid of all

sovietmushroom #fundie reddit.com

stalin was the russian leader who brought the ussr closer to socialism then any russian leader before him, so obviously he will get the most flak from the west.

stalin did not kill millions, he wasn't some crazy dictator, and he wasn't a racist. he was a good person, just keep learning, and dont close yourself up.

malcolmp #fundie #homophobia telegraph.co.uk

I told you Ekonomiques. Micro to be precise. You must be from the chattering classes - you are so obsessed with what is "correct" grammar

The problem with you people is thatt having blackmailed MPs to pass the gay marriage law and used the media to bully the general public you thought everything would go quiet.

It wont. Christians and Muslims will NEVER accept "gay" marriage and the fight will go on causing a deep schism in society. I believe an unfortunate side effect is that discrimination and attacks on gays will increase (not by Christians I hasten to add) and attempts to get the police to use more and more force wont work.

And you are failing to see that history is against you.
So called "gay rights" have been forced on the majority in Europe and the US but these countries are in decline. China is hostile to "gay rights". India is also hostile and will soon elect a Hindu nationalist prime minister who will be even more strident. Russian policies on homosexuality are spreading throughout the former soviet union. In Africa, draconian laws agaist homesxuality are spreading like wildfire. I dont think we need to mention the Middle East do we? South America will always be influenced by Catholic teaching and please dont think Pope Francis is going to alter church views on homosexuality. He is just
doing some good PR to take the heat of the child abuse scandals.

All in all, the influential countries of the future are very much against the Western idea of gay rights and Western actions are making things worse not better..

Dont get me wrong, I disapprove strongly of what African countries are doing. The point is I am a relative moderate on these issues but the more the UK/USA pushes
these countries the more likelihood there is of some group of nutters putting forward draconian and outrageous laws.

With homosexuality the motto should be "discretion in exchange for tolerance" not "in your face" gay rights

Anon #fundie dalrock.wordpress.com

When will normal people start taking direct, violent action against leftists? Frankly, as pervasive as leftism appears to be, the top 100 people are the drivers, and eradicating them would quickly reverse most SJW-ism that we see today (the drone SJWs and virtue-signalers can be reprogrammed instantly once better people control the media).

Hannahjiejie #fundie thetoo.com

[on why abortion should be illegal even in cases both the mother and fetus will die]

If a woman is going to die in childbirth, it is part of God's providential plan.

If a child is going to die in childbirth, it is part of God's providential plan.

If a doctor kills a child, it is murder, and though God may use it for good, I doubt that is was part of his plan.

Abby Trivett/Jonathan Cahn #fundie #magick #conspiracy mycharisma.com

The bizarre story of American Airlines Flight 618 just took another turn.

After revealing that he was the mystery passenger attacked during the now-viral flight, Jonathan Cahn is going deeper into what he believes was happening behind the scenes, and the details he has uncovered are difficult to ignore.

Cahn says the violent confrontation aboard the flight was not merely a strange midair incident. He believes it carried the fingerprints of spiritual warfare, particularly because of a series of eerie parallels between what happened to him and events he had already written into The Altar of Pergamon.


“What happened was demonic,” Cahn said.

He explained that the characters in The Altar of Pergamon travel around the world, uncovering spiritual mysteries. Along the way, they encounter people who initially appear friendly, only for those encounters to suddenly turn dark and threatening.

That bears an uncanny resemblance to what Cahn says happened aboard Flight 618.

According to Cahn, his interaction with the man began as a normal, friendly conversation. Then something shifted. The conversation turned dark, the man’s behavior became hostile, and eventually the encounter erupted into violence.

“What happened on the plane is a replaying of what I wrote in the book,” Cahn said.

He pointed out that the characters in The Altar of Pergamon similarly attempt to safeguard laptops containing information connected to the mystery they are uncovering. On the plane, Cahn says the tensions hit an enormous peak as the man sitting next to him lunged after the computer, which acted as another detail that eerily echoes the story he had already written.
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The incident gave Cahn a platform to speak about God and spiritual warfare through mainstream media attention he otherwise might never have received. What appeared designed to silence the message, he argues, instead magnified it.

“In the end,” Cahn said, “the light will always overcome the darkness and the good will always overcome the evil.”

Jill Colton #fundie twitter.com

When our 1960 Canadian Bill of Rights (not the commie Trudeau Sr. Charter) was written by Christian Europeans, 'freedom of religion' meant Christianity.
You know why? Because back then Canada was nearly 96% white/Christian.

The Rev. Steven Roland #fundie simplychristian.shoutwiki.com

Sermon 6: Against Pornography

“Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh.”- Genesis 2:24
“ But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.”-Matthew 5:28

Okay, let’s start with Genesis 2:24. A man is supposed to have ONE WIFE if he cannot remain celibate as preferred in 1 Corinthians 7. No lusting after another woman than your wife as per Matthew 5:28. Yet, young and even middle aged men these days have a problem when it comes to easy access to free pornography on internet enabled devices without filters to block such content to fulfill lust. Plenty of this content is abominable! Disgusting fantasies of sick and twisted men who want to sexually abuse women, want to pleasure themselves by seeing atrocious acts and reprehensible and even unhygienic practices, and it’s just beyond sickening that people would sell their bodies to be seen in these programs!!!!!! Plenty of homosexuals and transsexuals there who can’t get real jobs due to their degeneracy! Yet men just KEEP ON WATCHING because nowadays sex is a commodity like everything else instead of a sacred union of man and woman knowing each other in the marriage bed as prescribed in the Bible for married couples! How reprehensible!!!!
Even worse yet, is how “high functioning autistic” (as opposed to actual clinical autism) people and other nerds/ social rejects are into the world of animated “hentai” programs! It’s even more wicked and perverse than what you can find on regular pornography sites! Incest rape, tentacles/bestiality, and these fantasies of men being chased by many women! This is a dream haven for disgusting perverted sexual deviant nerds! Any sort of degeneracy you want is just a click away! Not to mention how these nerds even make their own versions of non-pornographic characters for their own twisted fantasies! It’s beyond wicked and no godly Christians should ever even think of partaking!!!!!!! If you’re a pornography addict, get into a good Bible believing Baptist church and get into an accountability program to break the habit NOW!!!!!!!!!! Your eternal salvation depends on it!