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God says you have to do everything I tell you to!

spidermean2 #fundie newsweek.washingtonpost.com

They say that chimps and humans share 97% of their DNA. The evolutionist don't realize that despite this similarity, chimps don't share even a 0.00001 percent of the human vocabulary. They can utter NOT A SINGLE WORD. How's that for 97% similarity?

Evolution is the BIGGEST stupidity ever invented. And this stupidity will soon destroy almost half of mankind or even more.

The rotting is almost complete and it's about to crumble.

Posted by: spidermean2 | January 25, 2010 5:59 PM

Chris LaSala #fundie youtube.com

When your done with work do you rush to the television? do you watch a movie? is your life about your own vacations? Are you addicted to fishing and hunting? Must you pleasure yourself with drugs or masturbation? Does the fact that you call yourself a follower of Jesus and all you do is please yourself bother you? Is the fact that over 99% of the world is going to hell a reason that your time should be used on soul saving rather then enjoying yourself??

Pete Hegseth #fundie #homophobia #wingnut apnews.com

Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has ordered the Navy to rename the USNS Harvey Milk, a highly rare move that will strip the ship of the moniker of a slain gay rights activist who served as a sailor during the Korean War.

U.S. officials say Navy Secretary John Phelan put together a small team to rename the replenishment oiler and that a new name is expected this month. The officials, who spoke on condition of anonymity to discuss internal deliberations, said the next name had not yet been chosen.

The change was laid out in an internal memo that officials said defended the action as a move to align with President Donald Trump and Hegseth’s objectives to “re-establish the warrior culture.”

It marks the latest move by Hegseth and the wider Trump administration to purge all programs, policies, books and social media mentions of references to diversity, equity and inclusion. And it comes during Pride Month — the same timing as the Pentagon’s campaign to force transgender troops out of the U.S. military.

Pentagon spokesman Sean Parnell said in a statement that Hegseth is “committed to ensuring that the names attached to all DOD installations and assets are reflective of the Commander-in-Chief’s priorities, our nation’s history, and the warrior ethos.”

bookworm1711 #fundie rr-bb.com

The theory of evolution is so amorphous that it adapts to answer every objection, and adjusts its assertions to meet new evidence. But a theory that can constantly be modified to accommodate every finding is hardly scientific...

hiddenLlama #fundie reddit.com

Hi I am a average student (not a pedophile) that think pedophilia is as normal as any other sexual orientation and just as acceptable.

I believe that the mental anguish that children experience to is due to cultural stigmatization.

I find that the current situation is a witch-hunt on par with what gays experienced and think you are very brave for admitting who you are.

I have these opinion because I done some research into the subject and base my opinion on that research conclusion.

I wish more people would use logos instead of pathos when discussing this matter.


it's literally impossible to have a healthy relationship with a child as an adult.

That is incorrect. It is very possilbe and is in fact normal in a lot of non-western societies. In some it is in fact a rite of passage.

I am sorry, but unless you can provide proof that there is a direct link between sexual activity with children and mental anguish this is nothing but fear mongering.

gabriel #fundie answers.yahoo.com

There is a theory of Creationism. It can be found in Genesis. It's just as logical, if not more so, than the assumption that inorganic molecules managed to somehow live... replicate... and evolve into the most complex machines we've ever seen. (The human body.)

Have fun with all the "proof" you think evolution has. It's being debunked by science, not religion, year after year.

Tonyk #fundie amazon.com

This book fell out of my hook up's purse... She told me she has very low self esteem and is a Hillary Clinton supporter and likes the book.. I saw all this as a green light to try and have consensual B&D sex with her, and scored! Afterwards, she made me a tall stack of pancakes with bacon wearing just an apron and a smile, and then right after I finished my plate, I told her to get her crap together and wait outside for her Uber to take her home. While she was outside, I saw her through my window marching/pacing back and forth in the rain and snow and thought she might be an ROTC student and so was afraid for my life, so I called 911 on her.

Jacksmom #fundie rr-bb.com

, okay i say this crazy bumper sticker yesterday, they had the obama sticker on their car & they had a bumper sticker saying "god is not a republican", i was shocked so i guess it was implied that god is a democrat & for everything democrats are for, that bumper sticker was just crazy & i could not believe it

Phil Phillips #fundie witchvox.com

Yoda tells Luke in Return of the Jedi. 'Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny.' Although this statement does have similarities with Jesus' teachings, it also contains elements of other religions: Taoism, Islam and Judaism. In fact, the idea of identifying God as a 'force of nature', is pantheistic and dualistic. both of which are against God's teachings... Any practice that does not have glorifying God as its root, but glorifies Satan or other gods, is occult. Yoda does not talk about following Jesus Christ. Instead, he urges Luke to rely on himself and use the power inherent to his mind to do 'good'. This is a contradiction to God's teachings...He is taught to handle situations on his own, not needing God's assistance.

Jen867 #fundie rr-bb.com

(About that "I Kissed a Girl" song)

I asked my 12 year old sister in law about this song after reading this thread and if she had heard it. She said yeah and that it was the number 1 song right now. She then proceeded to tell me that it was just about being gay and it was no big deal, that the singer is "just gay and likes girls instead." I nearly had a wreck (we were driving). I told her no, that being gay is wrong, and that just because it is so widely accepted it does not make it OK. She looked at me like I was weird and then said, oh, ok..
Wow.

seekthetruth909 #fundie christianforums.com

50 years ago most scientists supported evolution but with new discoveries but the tide appears to be turning. In the last 10 years there have been many scientists criticizing evolution. I recently read a good book by a professor of Biochemistry called “Darwin’s Black Box” which attempts to disprove evolution.

Even one of the leading atheists in the UK now believes in a creator. If Christians did not accept evolution 50 years ago when science was against them, why would they ever accept it now, with new discoveries in physics, biochemistry, and genetics, giving more support to a creator every day.

FrankBeMe #fundie rr-bb.com

I've noticed one thing in atheists, especially the more hostile ones against Christianity....the reason they're so hostile toward us is because they know, deep inside, that they're wrong. Of course they won't admit that...instead, they usually get more hostile toward us....much in the same way that I believe that no atheist can have real, good morals...that one really ticks them off!

PASHOK #fundie christianforums.com

What is an Atheist? I mean is it one that really doesn't believe in God? or is it one Refuses to believe in God while knowing he exists. I was convinced that there is no people out there that still thing that there is no God. [frowning smiley]

creationist #fundie answers.yahoo.com

All women in the world had their hymen torn before they ever gave birth to their first child. All the women in the world, without a single exception, were born to mothers who no longer have their hymen. Yet, we never heard of a mutation caused by womens' loss of their hymen. We never heard of a new "strain" of women who are born without a hymen. Single rare and random cases - yes. But, as a permanent mutation - no.

If "evolution" is right, this change in the body started "millions of years ago", ever since the first woman appeared in the world. For animals with hymens, this change started even earlier than for humans. So, why didn't females "evolve" into females without hymens?

Isn't that sufficient and convincing factual evidence to prove that "evolution theories" are nonsense?

Boomer #fundie freerepublic.com

Maybe it’s time for sane minds to rule on this. Look at the facts, understanding what is at stake, the let the SCOTUS hopefully tell us there are only two genders.

No gender fluid nonsense. A person is either born male or female; nothing else unless they are a hermaphrodite which is extremely rare. Changing the outside appearance of a female does not make that person a male. Ever. Regardless of the change of clothes, implants, or snip surgery.

Any belief by a person otherwise must therefor be in their head which means it’s a mental issue requiring help. By admitting mental patients into the military the military is accepting responsibility for all mental health the patient receives for life. Wrong answer.

Since when is it the taxpayers responsibility to pay for these mental health patients for life when previously the military would reject mental patients for good cause. Who wants a nut case in the foxhole with them in a time of huge stress. No one does of course.

The military is not the place for social experiments.

Ken Ham #fundie twitter.com

Evolutionists get more emotional about millions of years than they do biological evolution!

Why is the issue of time—millions of years—so important in the secular world? Well, without the supposed millions/billions of years, secularists cannot even propose biological evolution. An old age is absolutely crucial for the secularists in their hopeless attempt to explain life without God—by natural processes. Time is the hero of the plot for the secularist evolution religion.

It is vital for Christians to understand that:

- The Bible does not even hint at millions or billions of years. If you take the Bible as written, it’s obvious God created in six literal days. With the specific history given in the genealogical lists, it’s very clear that there have been only about 6,000 years of history since time began.
- All dating methods devised by humans are fallible; they are based on fallible assumptions. The only true reliable dating method is the historical record that God prepared for us: the Bible.
- When Christian leaders try to add millions of years into God’s Word, then they are making God responsible for death, disease, thorns, carnivory, and suffering millions of years before sin. The Bible makes it clear such things are a result of man’s sin!

Ultimately, the issue over the age of the earth/universe is one of authority: will it be fallible sinful man’s authority, or will it be our infallible God’s authority?

Should we take man’s fallible understandings about the past and reinterpret God’s Word, or do we judge man’s beliefs against the absolute authority of Scripture?
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faithful1 #fundie rr-bb.com

Witch Barbie... My hope is that this is just marketing idiots taking advantage of the Harry Potter/Sabrina scenario and not an outright attempt to lure our young ones into darkness. But either way, the outcome is the same, I fear.

bitchywitchshitblr #fundie bitchywitchshitblr.tumblr.com

BIG ASS GROUP CURSE
okay, so im telling some guy i know about tumblr and the like witchcraft community, and he was like “oh they sound funny im gonna make a tumblr account just to piss them people off” so obviously i was like mate. they gonna curse your ass to hell if you piss them off HE AINT BELIEVING THAT THIS SHIT IS REAL.
“oh yehhhh im so scared of a bunch of girls waving wands around in a circle”
he best stop his sarcasm coz we could actually do some big ass group curse that like messes up his internet or some shit.

update: im now going to do some spell writing. i want to make something that affects people on the internet. you know, messes with wifi or crashes theeir devices. thought it could be perfect for cyberbully victims

jay #fundie books.dreambook.com

it is sad that you could possibly have a website AGAINST Jesus. what is your problem with Jesus? Why and how could you possibly be against him or his beliefs?
i also read in your guestbook that some guy wrote about how us "religious" people are trying to "takeover" the country....please realize that us "religious" people created this country. understand that the BIBLE was the primary source for the American Constitution which you follow each day of your life that GOD gave you.
It is sad to see that they possibly have people 'against' Jesus...but wat pisses me off is when you fuckn atheists get pissed when we write somthing bad or mean about you guys.

ucfengr #fundie forums.catholic.com

(What concerns me about how some Catholics view marriage, it can come across that it's all about reproduction, rather than love.)

Marriage being about love is a rather new idea, and looking at the current state of marriage, not a good one.

bluefish001 #fundie evcforum.net

i don't want to send hours learn it... but i want to know the so called facts...
i know to know why ppl belive in evolution...

evolution was started by a man who Married his cousin and had over 5 kids...

creation was started by a God that gave his son to die for men and lived a Perfect life

study on how close we are to Monkey ... prove that 1 type of Monkey had 98% in common wit humans

"we are 98% monkey and 2% human" lol

Scarlets79 #fundie christiandiscussionforums.org

Worship is normal

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Billions in human history have believed in God or gods, supernatural powers, or have worshipped something or other.

Funny, that. Why would so many people do those things. We don't see animals do those things. Why would so many people do those things if there wasn't anything in it.

[This includes people who understand and are working in science and other intellectual pursuits so lack of intellect or understanding of science is not an explanation.]
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cRaZy J #fundie forum.myspace.com

[Regarding oral sex]

yes it is sin, all thngs sexually are sin including making out and u may be a sinner but it would be best not to do it ne ways because if u do it, it will just add somehing else to the book of life

John #fundie answers.yahoo.com

Fellow Christians - does it bother any of you that Obama dosen't go to church and apprently dosen't seek God?
"His lack of attendance at formal religious services showcased a dilemma faced by Obama, who is between churches and often expresses concern about bringing the disruption of his security detail into the lives of others.
Still, he has not attended a public church service since before being elected, a departure from the actions of his two immediate predecessors."

source: http://www.washingtonmonthly.com/archives/individual/2008_12/016208.php

Dosen't that make him like the bad kings in the Bible that lead Isreal astray and lead to their demise at the hand of the Babalonians (sp)? If he is not seeking God then where is his guidence comming from?

I think he is rebellious against God.

whiterider #fundie foru.ms

The Harry Potter series has done more to spur an interest into Witchcraft into yourg people, more than "rock music, Video games, comic books, cartoons, or any evil device" combined. Usually the most dangerous product, is the one that destroys a generation while making us feel as if it is harmless.

JK Rowling uses Neumerology to enhance the witchcraft of her release dates, and she makes other devices that are connected to witchcraft. She is writing from her own experiences, and the practice of true witchcraft in her writing has made her rich and famous.

But to those who are undiscerning, the smooth good feelings that you get from endulging in her fantasy work is nothing more than spirits enticing you further into giving satan your children all in the pretense of having a little fun. Nothing is as it appears when you are dealing with matters such as this. Enjoy it while you can, because judgment is just around the corner. Maybe then, you will be shaken from your stupor.

Subzerotn #fundie uk.youtube.com

The reason why we Christians can and should cram our beliefs down other people's throats is because God himself told us to do it in the bible, we have the heavy weight of the CROSS OF JESUS BEHIND US AS OUR SUPPORT AND REMINDER OF THE FAITH OF ALL SINNERS.

Joschua Boehm (aka Peter Andrew Nolan) #fundie donotlink.com

Hello World! Welcome to A-MAN-ZON

Hello World! Welcome to A-MAN-ZON, THE politically incorrect store for MEN.

If you are a man who is sick and tired of being told what you can not say and can not do for “fear” you will “offend” someone while everyone else has no problems at all calling you all sorts of names and offending you? This is the place to be!

Over the last few months I have heard many many say “I wish there were some way to fight back against all this political correctness”.

Well? There is. You stop spending your money with people who promote “political correctness”. You stop spending your money with mangina, white-knight, women worshiping men who will throw other men under the bus as soon as look at them.

Stop spending your money with men who openly support and condone women committing crimes against men.

Stop spending your money with men who will sell products and services to men and then take that money and give it to women to spend on lawyers in the divorce courts until the man is so harassed and so broke that he decides to kill himself like Robin Williams did this week.

And the FIRST such man-hating, mangina, white-knight, sexist, discriminatory, bigot that I recommend men stop spending money with is Jeff Bezos.

Jeff Bezos is one of the worlds biggest man-hating, mangina, white-knight, sexist, discriminatory, bigots.

Jeff Bezos openly employs tens of thousands of women who have committed crimes against fathers in divorce courts. He is completely un-apologetic about that.

If some man in Jeff Bezos employ made a harmless joke about a woman Jeff Bezos would make sure that man is fired. But if some woman goes in to the family law courts and commits perjury to use the criminal cartel of the family law courts to steal from the man, to steal his children, to steal his house, to steal his future income? Jeff Bezos will handsomely reward her with some flexible time off and emotional support by her colleagues so that she can more easily criminally persecute the man.

Further, if a MAN in the employ of Jeff Bezos is criminally attacked and victimised by a woman in the divorce courts and he does so little as “complain” that he is being criminally victimised by the family law courts? Jeff Bezos will see to it that man is fired.

Jeff Bezos is such a man-hating, mangina, white-knight, sexist, discriminatory, bigot that even though he employs tens of thousands of people he has NEVER come out and stated his opinion as to whether his employees should have the equal protection of the law. He has NEVER come out and made any statement about what his companies policy is when people in his employ commit crimes.

For this lack of statement, this man-hatred, I propose that the FIRST business that men who are FED UP with all this political correctness rebel against and undermine is the business that Jeff Bezos started. Amazon.

So I have created A-MAN-ZON. Short for A MAN ZONE.

A-MAN-ZON is a place where men can buy and sell their products and services where “political correctness” and it’s close brother “cultural marxism” are banned. No one gets to tell anyone else what they can do or what they can say around here. As long as you are not causing anyone else injury, harm and loss? What you buy and sell here is ok.

And no. A woman saying “I feel upset” is not “injury, harm or loss” in A MAN ZONE. Women are welcome to not look at what we are doing lest their delicate sensibilities be offended. This is why we have WO-MAN-ZON. A safe and separate place for those women who are such delicate petals that they can be “upset” by what they see on a computer screen. Of course, those “good women” who are “man enough” not to be “offended” by other peoples opinions are absolutely welcome here as buyers! #WomenAgainstFeminism are welcome to be buyers of products and services here.

All those who wish to tell other people what they can do, what they can say? All those who want to pay out their hard earned money on products and services that will then be used to attack other men and destroy their lives by criminal women in criminal family courts? By all means, buy your products and services from the man-hater Jeff Bezos.

Every man who spends money with the man-hater Jeff Bezos is a gender traitor who is supporting the war against men.

So—if you want to send a message to Jeff Bezos? If you want to send a message to the other men who run large companies who so thrive on promoting the hatred of men to sell things to women?

Buy from: A-MAN-ZON. THE politically incorrect store for MEN.

throwawayallday4745 #fundie reddit.com

Female is selectivity cancerous

There is a reason patriarchy is the cornerstone of nearly every major civilization. Women are terrible at selecting good partners, only going for chads leaving 80% of perfectly able men to rot. The sexual revolution is the darkest timeline.

davymatheny #fundie youtube.com

everyone that doesnt believe in jesus is realy an atheist.God is real and hell is real.every breath you take every child is? born is God showing you his love.reject him and die and go to hell is a chance im not taking

Mat Staver and Matt Barber #fundie pinknews.co.uk

Two radio hosts are worried that same-sex marriage will cause straight men to start cheating on their wives with other men.

Mat Staver and Matt Barber, of the Liberty Council, made the comments on the group’s ‘Faith and Freedom’ radio show.
The pair quoted research suggesting that gay men are more likely to have open relationships, and used it to suggest that it would ‘undercut’ fidelity in straight marriages too.

The pair claimed: “Same sex so-called marriage would undercut the norm of sexual fidelity within marriage. One of the biggest threats poses to marriage overall is that it would probably undercut the norm of sexual fidelity in marriage.

“We know this to be the case, a number of studies have shown that for same-sex homosexual males, monogamy isn’t part of the equation.

“We know that women serve to domesticate men.

“That’s not an opinion, that’s the social science that shows that women ultimately bring men into their role as father, as provider, and protector for the household and they domesticate men and that lends itself toward monogamy.”

Carico #fundie evcforum.net

Are you saying that the apes in the jungles are not apes? What are you calling them? Therefore, when you claim that humans can breed with apes, you are also including the beasts in the jungle unless you are saying they are not apes. Therefore, you cannot claim that humans can breed with apes unless you change the name of the beasts in the jungle to a different name which then defeats the whole point of evolution by saying that humans came from apes. But again, this kind of contradiction and irrationality is what happens when people try to make one species into another.

nevermind #fundie totse.com

[Explaining how the carnivores would eat on a decimated post-flood world]...and grazing animals eat everyday, predators can go without food for several weeks without a kill...ever watch david attenbrough programs where a lion doesnt make a kill for ages? also the possbility of fish left on the land after the water drains away, eaily enough scavenging food for predators...maybe a whale left somewhere? the possbilities of food are endless

your in the twilight zone #fundie forum.myspace.com

humpty dumpty had a great fall, but when he turned to JESUS, he was broken before the LORD.

Pinocchio was a wooden boy, but when he accepted CHRIST, he became a real boy.

the only reason why the power rangers never lost, is because they had JESUS in their life

the only reason why agent scully couldn't see what moulder saw was because she hadn't accepted CHRIST yet...

charmed lasted long, cause they saw harry potter, but when i came in, i showed the the bible

harry potter, goe's on, cause they watch charmed, but when JESUS showed up, HE sent in the x-men, to show them who got's the power...

[it goes on like this for about 3 more pages]

Orgoneproducts.org #crackpot #quack #magick #fundie #conspiracy #mammon orgoneproducts.org

The Orgone Nexus Zapper is not a homemade device or a mass-produced item from China; what we are dealing with is a custom-made esoteric piece of electronic wizardry. The amount of time in development, (3 years) and attention to detail in the development of the Orgone Nexus Zapper rivals that of any electronic or radionic device on the market currently. The name Nexus is from one of the Star Trek Movies where there is a rift in the time-space continuum and multiple realities begin to interact with each other.
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The Orgone Chip in the Nexus Zapper is what defines the purpose of this technology. I basically designed the Orgone chip as if it was an alchemical elixir. Each element is there for a reason to achieve the goal of eliminating the Archonic attachments that infect our thoughts beyond the level of the conscious mind. Original Sin is in the source code of our genetic makeup. These Archonic attachments are deep trauma-based experiences that carry forward after Death as a Soul Imprint. The Trauma experience originates back to the Garden of Eden and the period where the Fallen Angels were mating with the human race producing the Giants.
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The Archons are the controllers of the matrix, since the fall from the Garden of Eden. They are mind parasites that exist within the aura itself and the glands--the gateways to the non-physical world.
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I believe the Orgone Nexus Zapper was created to remove the Archonic influence from our genetic code, including the interface with the soul itself. This is the trap with the re-incarnational cycle is the Archons have the ability to virtual reality mind constructs that extend beyond death. We are witnessing right now the collapse of the false timelines as a result of the systemic removal of Sin within the genetic code of Man. The Mandela Effect is the collapse of False realities that is revealing the True world that remains hidden underneath.

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Croc #fundie christianforums.com

Oil is not a fossil fuel

It should be common sense but somehow this lie just keeps going on and on. What happens to trees and plants when they die? Do they get buried thousands of feet underground near the earths core and become smashed into oil? No they actually decay right on the surface of the earth and turn right back into dirt. Dirt is made up of decayed animal and plant remains but oil is not.

cewoldt #fundie arstechnica.com

IAM4U
You are absolutely right that a worldwide flood would account for these fossils very well. And what is the evidence for a worldwide flood that another commenter asks for? Billions of dead things (fossils) buried in rock layers laid down by water all over the earth. And that is exactly what we find. Sedimentary rock covers about three quarters of the earth’s surface and many of these contain fossils. We find marine fossils even on the top of Mount Everest, which means that the mountain must have been pushed up through tectonic plate activity during and after a massive flood.
Further, slow burial as a previous poster assumes, doesn’t work for fossilization, especially for organisms with soft bodies. Fossilization requires rapid and generally deep burial as the article acknowledges. Oxygen must be quickly excluded as must scavengers—within days at most. Gradual burial just doesn’t work.
I am not sure how the narrative of a global ice age causing extinction fits in either. There is really no good evidence for a worldwide ice age or ages—“snowball earth”. That postulate creates a lot more problems than it solves. The striations on the rocks which are interpreted as evidence for ice ages in the lower latitudes were most likely created by massive catastrophic landslides, most of them in a submarine environment.
There are lots of speculative theories to explain an ice age, but these fall far short of being reasonable. The only reasonable explanation is I have read is from Michael Oard. Like fossilization, ice ages take very special conditions—First, warmer oceans are necessary to put massive amounts of moisture in the air. Perhaps you’ve heard the phrase, “It’s too cold to snow.” That is because really cold air doesn’t carry enough moisture for snow. Next, for glaciers to form you need many years of accumulated snowfall. Much cooler continents are necessary so that the moisture comes down as snow and remains un-melted through the summer. How could both of these requirements be met? The oceans would be warmed by massive global techtonics and volcanism; the land masses would remain cool due to the massive amounts of volcanic dust in the atmosphere.
Another problem with this published narrative is that it states that half the species uncovered are unknown. That is often an argument from ignorance. Dr. Carl Werner conducted a multi-year study and found that many of the purported new species are not really such if fossils from museums around the world are actually compared—and on many occasions, the fossils are very similar to existing, living species.