#fundie

God says you have to do everything I tell you to!

tonyrey #fundie forums.catholic.com

Christopher Hitchens needed alcohol to sustain him in his barren view of life. He spent his life attacking religion because he had nothing to defend! He needed religion because without it he would have been lost! It was his main source of inspiration: the very fact that he never expressed doubt or fear about his convictions demonstrates that atheism was his religion. He worshipped his own opinion as if he were an infallible authority. Intellectual pride was the fatal flaw at the root of his scheme of things because unwillingness to admit we may be wrong is a sign of weakness not strength. It demonstrates that we are unreasonable and incapable of intellectual development. As you point out "The atheists or non-religious mostly remain where they are." They are trapped in the hole they have dug for themselves. 

And a reputation based on notoriety is not worth having. It makes money at the expense of moral integrity. To attack Mother Teresa and Pope Francis who have done far more to help poor people than he ever did is evidence of spiritual decadence. They will be remembered long after he is forgotten because he has left nothing but cynicism and despair. By their fruits you shall know them...

Frank T D’Anna #fundie disqus.com

(from a discussion titled “My dream is coming true: Trump is coming back”):

Your impotent arrogant 'argument' is not with me, but against the Author :
THE LORD GOD ALMIGHTY,
THE ALPHA AND OMEGA,
BEGINNING AND END,
KING of kings and LORD of lords,
Who WAS, IS and IS to come, and will JUDGE the living and the dead !
And what deficient 'deflections' you deploy, as if you can change your chaotic careening course, being entirely entrenched in evil, having been taken captive by satan to do his wicked will, not involuntarily but willingly devil-dancing and satan-serving, everytime your puppet master twitches his filthy finger and sends you off to swallow and spew forth satanic sewage, mindlessly mistaken that you 'have it all figured out' !
You stumble in darkness, not knowing what you are stupidly stumbling over, totally incognizant that you are actually stumbling, all the while seeking self-justification, while wallowing in the quagmire of sinful self-condemnation and self-destruction, damnation and doom !
You have mindlessly missed the right boat, and blindly boarded a sinking ship of foul futile fools !
Pathetic, pitiful and perishing !
Just another lascivious, lecherous luciferian loser !

Charlemagne III #fundie forums.catholic.com

Yes, at the core it is hollow, meaning empty.

Atheism argues one thing and one thing only, that there is no God. This is a negative that implies a hundred other negatives that go nowhere. That is what I experienced as an atheist in my youth. The negative effects of atheism on my life were profound. It was only when I began to see the negative effects of atheism on others (and on society at large) that I was able to look in the mirror and see them in myself as well. 

What is positive about atheism? Nothing. 

What is positive about religion? Everything, so long as you have the right religion. Some radical religions are also negative, but none of them are so hollow as atheism. 

This is not to say that atheists cannot be upstanding citizens in society or have virtues that commend them. But it is to say that atheism cannot spring from fundamental roots that grow happiness in our lives. 

I do not say that religion is a guarantee of happiness, since too many people by the lip service they give to their faith show in their lives that their faith is not authentic. 

The true desire to see God, however, inspires hope and virtue in a way that atheism can never do.

mikekle #fundie forums.catholic.com

Oh, I would say hate is very much involved in abortion, in order to work at one of these places, or have any kind of involvement requires some level of hate within the person.

I would say if the doctors, nurses, staff, etc were truthful, they are most likely very unhappy, hateful people, but they have learned how to put on a good poker face.

Maria Elvira Salazar #sexist #fundie #wingnut independent.co.uk

A prominent Republican Congresswoman has defended Donald Trump after he told Bloomberg reporterCatherine Lucey to be “quiet, piggy.”

Representative María Elvira Salazar said that Trump looked "picturesque," as he scolded the journalist, and also remarked that “no one is perfect.”

Salazar defended the commander-in-chief while speaking to CNN host Jake Tapper on yesterday’s episode of The Lead, where she also let slip that she thinks Trump is a “difficult” politician.

“You know, President Trump is a very picturesque, and difficult, and different type of politician,” Salazar said. “But I always say that I look at his policies and not at his personality.

“No one is perfect. Those who are perfect are in heaven.”

Flambeau,Fr. Vincent Serpa. #fundie forums.catholic.com

I feel like God wants us to have a big loving family, and my wife and I feel called to have many more children, so naturally we turned to adoption. Unfortunately, many of the Houston area Christian adoption agencies aren't accepting any new parents, or aren't having informationals( the first step) for a year or so. There is one great agency, who claims to be Christian, but they allow same sex couples and single parents to adopt children. They are able to get us started immediately, but I have been postponing as I think giving a child to a same-sex couple is morally evil, and the Adoption agency is the prime agent of the moral evil. Would I be materially cooperating with evil by adopting a child from here?

No! On the contrary; you would be rescuing a child who would otherwise be denied a family life with both a mother and a father. Get to it!

SeanF1989 #fundie forums.catholic.com

In response to an article from 1915 demonizing Catholics immigrating to the US much in the same way Muslim immigrants are vilified today:

If this was published today it would get a round of applause from the left. There would be no social justice warriors running to our defense. There would no celebrities mentioning all the great things the Catholic Church did for the world. image

mikekle #fundie forums.catholic.com

Showing gay characters is one thing, but glorifying the openly gay lifestyle is another, especially when they convey casual sex encounters as common. If this is shown enough on TV shows, commercials, movies, the more people will become used to the idea and eventually it wont be taboo at all...this 'tactic' can also be used for agendas, not just LGBT lifestyles, at some point, it will probably be used in attempt to 'normalize' pedophilia' to some degree, it really is already happening, Ive seen quite a few shows/ movies that depict a middle aged man having a sexual encounter (or desiring such a thing), with a 16-17 yr old female, this isnt really pedophilia, but it 'breaks the ice' and paves the way later on for acceptable 'trysts' with younger people. A common theme is "whats age got to do with anything, we are just out to have a good time".

I think Hollywood tries to convey what they think a 'normal' lifestyle should be, it is accomplished by showing character reactions to such things, their emotions, etc, they know how to spin it, so people come to think its all normal, in the 90s, they tried the same thing, but in attempts to depict strong single women, in otherwise normally male jobs, like cops, detectives, judges, etc, but if you looked at real life, there were not many females like this out there...its just something Hollywood (or someone above them) wanted to become normal

Malorie #fundie myspace.com

I see the evolution theory as just being a bit lucky that it falls under a class that is regularly taught in schools. Whether or not it's correct, it can continue to be taught because it's "science" and in this great country of ours I'd say most if not all schools have science class. Any other theories are screwed because we're so focused on being PC.

Drum4Christ #fundie rr-bb.com

The main thrust of the evolution theory has been stated in the past to have come from some sort of a "big bang" theory. If that is the case, why are many leading scientists in this field now disassociating themselves with the "big bang" theory, saying that it is not only highly improbable but impossible. Many scientists now favor an "Intelligent Designer".

ServantofChrist #fundie unenumerated.blogspot.com

How do we know that not a single one of the accused was a witch?

I haven't seen any proof in those history books. The historians are just assuming that, because we've been mislead to believe that witches aren't real. Speculation is not proof.

What evidence do I have? They put them on trial and found them guilty. Now, I admit trial by judge or jury isn't as fair as trial by ordeal because you are leaving it up to humans instead of God, but still most of the time the jury arrives at the right verdict. It's only rarely that someone is falsely convicted, and if those people lead virtuous lives oh well they went to heaven anyways.

1 or 2 may have been innocent, but they would've been spared if they had used trial by ordeal instead. Not necessarily the drowning test, but maybe having them scalded and seeing how fast the boils heal. When people are accused and you have a trial by ordeal to see if they are innocent or guilty so long as those people believe in God and are innocent then God will cause the boils to heal by the deadline for the verdict.

DoomKrakken #fundie #psycho doomworld.com

Hellfire is actually the fire of God's love and glory. It's proof of His presence which can be sensed even in Hell, because He is omnipresent. That's why the inhabitants of Hell feel extreme pain from this fire... because it's the love and glory of God cast down upon these unfortunate souls who have decided to forever hate and despise their Creator. It's proof that God loves all of his Creation, even if they've descended into Hell, and has not stopped loving them. He loves them so much He's willing to give people what they so choose instead of forcing them to go the right way.

HappyMamaJ #fundie community.babycenter.com

http://www.saintgianna.org/

The woman in the story posted by the OP is an example of what it ultimately means to be a mother. To be willing to give up your life for your child. To protect and defend that life.

To those who would kill their baby to save their life, what would your children and husband think of you? Could you really tell your children that you killed their sibling just so you could have a few more years (comparatively speaking; life on earth is so brief compared to our eternal life) here on Earth?

It takes a lot of courage to do what that woman did. We have to look beyond our own wants and needs and do what is right.

Mahendra Hembram, anonymous Hindutva supporters #fundie #psycho maktoobmedia.com

(Article was originally posted on April 17, 2025.)

Mahendra Hembram, one of the convicts in the brutal murder of Australian missionary Graham Staines and his two young sons, was released from Odisha’s Keonjhar jail on Wednesday after spending 25 years in jail.

Officials said the release was granted on the grounds of “good behaviour,” based on the recommendations of the Odisha State Sentence Review Board and in accordance with the state’s premature release policy.

Now 51, Hembram was convicted for his role in the horrifying attack that took place on the night of January 21, 1999, when a Hindu right-wing mob torched a jeep in which Staines and his sons — Timothy (6) and Philip (10) — were sleeping in Manoharpur village, Keonjhar district.

The three were burned alive, a crime that drew global outrage and became a grim symbol of Hindutva violence in India.

At the time of the crime, Hembram was 25 years old and part of the group that carried out the deadly assault.

Upon his release, he was garlanded by supporters, who raised Hindutva slogans of “Jai Shri Ram.”

SeanF1989 #fundie forums.catholic.com

guess this is the case all across Western Europe, places like Poland and Hungary are still quite devout but Western Europe is not, even Italy and Ireland aren't devout anymore, I wonder what the future holds for Western Europe, US, Australia etc; atheistic dictatorship or Sharia law?

MiserableSinner #fundie forums.catholic.com

I know the best reform for Islam. Convert them all. If St. Patrick could convert a whole country of pagans, we should be able to convert Iran and Saudi Arabia right? Pagans were even worse than Iran and SA!!!!

Our Faith is the only true Faith with the fullness of Truth. We literally have God on our side. If the Saints of old converted people in the WHOLE WORLD, why can't we convert our country? Why are we LOSING numbers of PRACTICING Catholics? You would be surprised how many don't know basic things like something I heard today - you can't receive the Eucharist in a state of mortal sin. I heard that over half of us don't believe in the real presence of the Eucharist, yet most people receive on Sunday. Maybe I am hearing false statistics. I hope so.
If I'm not, the answer is simple. WE HAVE TO CONVERT OURSELVES BEFORE WE CAN CONVERT ALL OF ISLAM AND SAVE THEIR SOULS AND THEIR CHILDREN'S SOULS!

"Everyone has their own beliefs."
"Muslims worship the same God as us. We don't need to try to convert them. Let them have their beliefs. We don't want to offend people."
"Don't talk about politics and religion."
"I don't want to be uncharitable. I must be prudent." (What is more charitable and prudent than saving souls from eternal Hell?)

We have so many excuses. If 99 people reject us and 1 person is converted - ONE PERSON WAS SAVED FROM HELL. And what if that 1 person converts 99 in the next decade?

But we can't save them if we ourselves are not converted. We need the whole body of Christ in a state of grace, praying and sacrificing!!!

God help us to serve you and do your Holy Will. Help us to place your Holy Will above our daily lives and our desire to feel comfortable and avoid confrontation. I love you and I trust you. In Jesus Name I pray.

Mother please help us. In Jesus Name I pray.

I ask you all to pray for me, because I have often avoided confrontation and desired comfort when I should have been speaking up for the Truth. I often see Muslims and instead of talking to them and trying to convert them, I pray for them sometimes. Ask God to give me boldness and a love for the cross and a love for their souls and their childrens souls.

I love you all and I salute you all
I salute your Guardian Angels (I love you all. Please ask God to give me this grace.)

KSU #fundie forums.catholic.com

An effort is always made, in any debate of this nature, to equate Liberal Catholics with Conservative Catholics by implying that, if dissent is harmful to the Church, Conservatism is, too.

In order to pull it off, the term "Conservative" or small t "traditional" is unfairly vilified and then slyly substituted for "orthodox". It's an old trick, and many thousands of people have been unknowingly taken in by it the last forty years. It's the MO of the political and religious "left".

The objective of Liberals is to convince the poorly educated that religious orthodoxy (called "Conservative" or "traditional") represents many errors, and that, therefore, a modern concept of the Church is needed--a victory for Liberals because the reason for their dissent is to rid the Church of most orthodoxy. They stay in the Church because they want to work for a dissenting church with the Real Presence.

BTW, there is no chicken-and-egg conundrum for orthodox Catholics; God created chickens, not eggs.

phil19034 #fundie forums.catholic.com

who are we kidding.... this is simple. The ISIS is using the refugee system as a way to invade Europe and secularists who want to rid the world of Christianity and/or religion want a Muslims invasion. These secular fools actually believe that by having Muslims enter the west, they will eliminate or neutralize Christianity and the Muslims will then become "educated" and change their views.

marbleartist #fundie forums.catholic.com

Please help us sort out this moral and ethical dilemma. We live in a state that recently passed a law stating that all abortionists must have admitting privileges to a hospital within 30 miles from the location the abortions are performed. This law also states that the abortion clinic must maintain the same cleanliness standards as an outpatient surgical clinic. Due to these requirements, all but 8 Planned Parenthoods have closed. Yay! Unfortunately, one that remains open is located in my city. Worse yet, the abortionist has been featured on one of the undercover videos from the Center for Medical Progress- and she admits to breaking the law, doing partial birth abortion on live babies (not killed with digoxin injections prior to the procedures) and doing 30 abortions per day! She is the face of evil and moral bankruptcy. My husband is Division Chief Medical Officer of a large hospital system, which includes a large number of hospitals in our city. After investigating, it appears that the reason our Planned Parenthood remains open is because two of MY HUSBAND'S hospitals have given admitting privileges to this abortionist! He notified the CMO of each of these hospitals who were also horrified. Upon investigation, it appears that she won't be coming up for credentialing for several more years! It also appears that she just obtained admitting privileges after this law was passed. Unless our state charges her with a crime (which isn't unlikely because they raided that PP) there is nothing to be done to revoke her privileges. So...my husband is working as CMO and one of the doctors on staff is an abortionist who revels in her job. He and I are sick about it. He also approached the Division CEO who doesn't want to touch this political hot button. The only recourse currently is to make common knowledge that this hospital system is enabling PP which would no doubt cause a local uproar forcing some action by the CEO. Or, he could remain silent. Or he could quit. What, in your opinion, is the most moral and ethical action? Thank you.

panterapat #fundie christianforums.com

Morality, belief in God and accepted standards make for an ordered and civilized life. Do you want to live in fear of your fellow man or live in security? Belief in Jesus should keep people acting in such a way that society benefits greatly.

usachinanukewar #fundie usachinanukewar.wordpress.com

Jesus is immortal white, which means He must be very extremely gorgeous and, of course, yummy and tasty when eating Him, and He is the Creator of mandarin, my real Ancestor and Origin. Oh, baby, right now, I am on the peak, on the climax, on the pinnacle, of love towards Jesus. Now, absolutely, on the ultimate peak, climax and pinnacle. I’m gotta strip Jesus’ clothes off, just shirtless, not completely naked, whenever He hangs out with me in my own mansion He gives to me. I’m gotta be so speechless and joyfully stunned and submerge myself into His ultimate beauty of His immortal white skin plus a little bit sun-tan, a perfect mix, my ultimately favorite skin color, and all immortal, and His big chest and immortal 8-packs. My Sugar Daddy and Darling.

juvenissun #fundie christianforums.com

A creation scientist knows MORE about science. A literal creation scientist (like me) has the best understanding about the status of the current science.

Do you see that you need two words to describe creation science? Two is more than one. And the extra one is fantastic.

yabruf #fundie disqus.com

(Commenting on story "Kentucky Judge Recuses Himself from Hearing Same-Sex Adoption Cases"

Colin Rafferty:
He is doing the honorable thing, because he knows that his personal views conflict with this area of the law, and knows he would not be able to apply the law fairly.
What evil do you think is going to happen because of his recusal?

yabruf:
Nothing honorable about being a coward. If anyone should judge wether or not pedophiles can adopt a innocent child, its a judge!

Colin Rafferty:
You appear to have misread the article. He is recusing himself from same sex couple adoption cases, not pedophile ones.

yabruf:
Lol same sex=sodomite=pedophile
There isn't a difference.

Colin Rafferty:
lol, no.
pedophile (n): a person who is sexually attracted to children.
gay (n): a person who is sexually attracted to member of the same gender.
While you may be mistaken about the distinction, the judge apparently isn't.
Also, BTW:
sodomy (n): sexual intercourse involving anal or oral copulation.
Lots of straight people do each!

yabruf:
Lol, yes.
Usually it's funny when two people from differing worldviews, comment on the same topic. Except in this case where innocent children are involved, it is just sad.
All sodomites are pedophiles. Sodomites are not created they are recruited through child abuse. They feel what was done to them at a young age is a form of love so they pass on that same abuse to an innocent child hence damaging another generation.
Sodomy is sexual activity between the same sex. It's not a description of a particular act. Your textbook definition doesn't align with the Bible which is where the word sodomy originated.
So in summary your view is influenced by a combination of emotion and of what popular culture tells you to believe. Which by the way is always changing aka moral relativism.
My view is based on Biblical morality and real life experiences. Biblical morality is composed of absolute truths and frankly common sense.
One clear advantage my view has is that political correctness isn't a factor. And my morality doesn't come from a dictionary.....lol

Sallie Borrink #racist #wingnut #fundie sallieborrink.com

I’m just one American citizen who worked diligently the past 10 years to move America First forward.
But you lost me this weekend as a digital soldier. I’m done.
I removed 700 posts from my website about all of this and won’t be writing any more. I’m done.
I voted for Americans First.
I voted for an America that honors our founding and the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit who made it possible.
I voted for the removal of people who don’t belong here.
I voted for a sound financial system.
I didn’t vote for 50 year mortgages so future generations could be saddled with debt their entire lives.
I didn’t vote for stimulus checks.
I didn’t vote for Diwali celebrations in the Oval Office.
I didn’t vote for money we don’t have to go pouring into Israel while their leader tries to override the First Amendment rights of American citizens.
I didn’t vote for the continuing legal replacement of Heritage Americans by people who have nothing in common with us and will eventually destroy western civilization.
I didn’t vote for an FBI director who tweets about his girlfriend.
I didn’t vote for prayers to pagan gods at the RNC convention.
I didn’t vote for constantly wondering what is real and what might be a head-fake to accomplish some other goal.
I’m only one digital soldier who has decided I’m done. But I know I’m not the only one. This is not what we signed up for. At all.
It would be easier to slip away silently. But someone who spent 10 years publicly and openly working for something bigger than herself isn’t likely to do that.
I hope you can win me back. I truly do.

Ann Barnhardt #fundie #conspiracy barnhardt.biz

[From “It is no coincidence that Lutheran Revolt day is also Satanism’s highest unholy day of the year – 31 October.”]

This is Luther. This is the piece of s*** that is celebrated as the “great reformer”, by a list of atheists, perverts and God-hating degenerates including, not surprisingly, Antipope Bergoglio and now his successor Antipope Bob “FtR” Prevost

Martin Luther was a diabolical narcissist, and, after years of shameless sacrilegious fornication with his concubine, a nun, Katarina von Bora, while a priest – descended into full-blown psychopathy

We see in today’s world the result of unworthy reception of the Eucharist – a world full of diabolical narcissists[…]Fornicating priests commit not merely the mortal sins against the 6th Commandment[…]but because the Aggrieved Spouse is Christ Himself and His Holy Church, the sin is that of sacrilege – a sin against the 2nd Commandment. Can you imagine the damage done to such a priest by not only his reception of the Eucharist, but by his very offering of the Holy Sacrifice of the Mass?[…]Nothing short of actual satanic “black liturgies”, such as satanic “black masses”, attracts demons like these sins of sacrilegious fornication

Being a diabolical narcissist, Luther was obsessed with convincing himself of the grandiosity, superiority, perfection and “sinlessness”[…]
Everything he did and said revolved around his need to convince himself that the fact that he, a priest forever after the Order of Melchizedek, espoused to Jesus Christ and His Holy Church, was fornicating with Katarina von Bora (and apparently also the maid when Katarina “had a headache”) was NO BIG DEAL. This is why Luther despised the priesthood, despised the Eucharist, despised marriage itself, and preached his satanic heresy of “total depravity”. He had to convince himself that his fornicating was not only no big deal, but also “natural”

This satanic filth is what Antipope Bergoglio was so enamored of, and openly celebrated

PRI Staff #fundie #conspiracy #wingnut pop.org

Ten Great Reasons to Have Another Child

Reason 8: Have another child to contribute to the economy.

Have another child to contribute to the economy

Families with children are fuel to the economy, purchasing houses and cars and college educations. Without young people to enter the workforce, social security systems fail. Without children to attend school, teachers are jobless. A lot of industries, from fast food restaurants to toy stores, obviously rely heavily upon business from and for children to stay in business. But ultimately the whole economy does.

Chris Flournoy #fundie facebook.com

actually, the best proof of the Bible is that without its truths you couldn't prove anything! People who want to disprove the Bible actually have to borrow from its worldview to attempt to do so and hence have already lost the argument before they even begin.

HisPrincess #fundie rr-bb.com

When I decided to homeschool my six year old son, I told him we were going to do "Dinosaur Week". Which turned into "Dinosaur Month". . . at the least! We watched "Walking With Dinosaurs" and a lot of other documentaries. He's a pretty smart kid, too, so even he ended up saying "Ok. Scientists say that God isn't real. They say earth is a kajillion years old. They say that people and dinosaurs weren't alive at the same time and that a lot of dinosaurs could have died from a big flood, but that The Flood didn't happen. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?!". He gets really upset about people not believing in God - as in he doesn't want them going to hell and he can't believe people can ignore God all around us. Every time we watch one of those dinosaur things, he gives a big, overly-dramatic sigh whenever they start talking about "millions of years" or evolution.

One that really cracked him up was where they theorize about reptiles evolving into humanoid creatures. Good grief! And they teach most of this stuff as FACT in schools!!!! I can't believe it. Neither can a six year old. So WHY is it so accepted?!!?

I teach him what makes SENSE. NOT what science textbooks say. I also teach my kids to question what they are taught - especially what they learn in school. It's really not fun at all having a bunch of junior scientists in the house when 99% of science seems to be atheistic.

David #fundie news.yahoo.com

A few reasons why gay marriage is being sought is because men and women realize the difficulty of trying to have a family in a culture of big government corporate redistribution of wealth agencies. 

Children are growing up seeing struggles and divorces of their parents as they face financial difficulties. Another reason is men see the very real (over 50% marriages now end in divorce) possibility of having to make communist redistribution of wealth government forced child support payments when they divorce. Who wants to face this in the future? No man does. 

Also marriage licenses are unnatural. Marriage is a right, not a license—as breathing air is. If you can believe in marriage licenses, you can also believe in homosexuality. There are other reasons too, for example, single people claim homosexuality in order to get the Federal benefits.

ME #fundie answers.yahoo.com

[I was wondering how many Christians out there really believe Eve was made from Adams rib?
And would you mind giving me a logical scientific explanation that would support this? (I don't see how it's possible, .....but I'll be open minded about it)
so do u really think Eve was really made from one of Adam's ribs?]


I believe. Logical proof? Christians don't need that. We have faith.

kvermaak #fundie rr-bb.com

yesterday my 8 year old dd said that she wished she would die - I was shocked, scared, concerned, etc. and asked her why she wanted to die.

She said that if she died she would wake up in Heaven and not have to wait for the Rapture. She said she is so excited for Jesus to come back that she just wants to fall asleep and then wake up and He is here.

One the one hand, I am happy she is so anxious for the Rapture and to see Jesus, but on the other, how do I deal with the death issue?

"WTF?!" Award

Moses David / The Family International #fundie xfamily.org

Hong Kong Goolagong is believed by The Family to be a sexually ambiguous Australian Aboriginal hitchhiking demon who attacks Christian missionaries who bring the advances of Western civilization to dark-skinned people and Aborigines in particular.
The name “Goolagong” was revealed by David Berg in a coughing fit where “every cough was a word and — every word was shaped like a nipple with all the nerves running up to the nipple.” Berg described the 1981 “demonic attack” as similar to being overwhelmed by smothering female breasts.

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Selected excerpts from The Battle Of The Bosoms follow

29. WE WERE LIKE A WHITE SAFARI GOING THROUGH THIS JUNGLE, & this thing attacked me with these words shaped like nipples. Isn't that peculiar? It was like I had to grab every one of them & conquer them, just like a woman. You know, there are female spirits, female devils, did you know that? (Maria: Yes!)

40. IT'S FUNNY, WE WERE LIKE A WHITE SAFARI GOING THROUGH THIS DARK JUNGLE & we kept being attacked by these bosoms, & I kept having to grab each one & squeeze it like I was conquering it. And they were like words.--And this big one I had the biggest trouble with until I learned its name. Each one was a word & it came up in the nipple, & you had to squeeze it to conquer it. See, we have to reach out by the hand of faith & really attack, you see? We can't just laugh it off or brush it aside & act like it's not important.

49. I TOLD YOU ABOUT THAT HORRIBLE HINDU TEMPLE IN CALIFORNIA that stood over the cliff where they had these evil spirit rites, but a girl out of that temple got saved in our church. So we went out & walked around it, & Grandmother just felt a terrible spirit off of that place, so she just rebuked it in Jesus' name! She quoted that verse, "You said, Lord, that if we have faith as a grain of mustard seed, ye shall say to this mountain be cast into the sea & it shall be done!" (Mt.17:20.) She said, "Lord, I've got faith that I should cast this mountain into the sea, in Jesus' name!"

50.--AND ABOUT TWO OR THREE DAYS LATER WE PICKED UP A NEWSPAPER & HERE WAS A PICTURE OF THIS HINDU TEMPLE SLIDING INTO THE PACIFIC! The whole cliff had collapsed & the temple was half-buried in the ocean! And my mother just jumped up & down with joy! It nearly scared me silly! My God! Whew! It made me realise those things are very real! I mean, you don't just play around with them or laugh at them or think it's some kind of a joke or foolish superstition!

53. WE WERE WALKING THROUGH THIS JUNGLE & THESE THINGS WERE ATTACKING US, these demonic nipples, words, till finally that one got in my throat, isn't that funny? I mean, it's not funny! (Maria: Oh yeah!--The words got in your throat!)--Till finally you prayed with me & I got that name. I guess in my sleep I must have rebuked it in Jesus' name, because that came back to me, you know? I told you after I woke up.

70. THANK YOU FOR FIGHTING THE BATTLE WITH ME, HONEY! I was really really having a battle! The Battle of the Bosoms! Isn't that funny? I wonder why that symbolism? The bosoms are what nurse the child & carry the milk, like the sincere milk of the Word. But these are all like lies, see? Like they were bosoms that were pretending to nourish but instead they were liars that damn, even the names of evil devils & evil spirits! I love you, Honey, TYJ!

110. "THE BATTLE OF THE BOSOMS"! I wonder if that's got anything to do with denipplisation? They were all cut-off bosoms! I remember one of them was trying to choke me! Come to think of it, I think they do have some jungles in Australia! There was jungle in that film we saw about the alligator hunting around Darwin, & up around the Darwin area are where most of the Aborigines live. The more I think about it, Goolagong was a female demon! We couldn't even dream up a thing like that, it's so far out!

Ray McNamee #fundie online.wsj.com

Obama is aping 1934 Germany. He realizes that he can't control the economy through socialism and is now turning to Fascism. He is noting more than a two bit Nazi. I can only hop he lives a long a painful life followed by a lingering violent death. The man hates America.

AmericanKnowItAll #fundie youtube.com

When you die, and I mean of old age, or aids, or whatever fate has in store for you,? . It's gonna be funny. really. Funny.

Why? Because hell is real.

You think you are fooling 'stupid' Christians with your sarcasm. You say God's creation is equivalent to "Magic", but you believe in the "Big Bang", (something from nothing).

Sounds a lot like creationism in another form...you stupid, pathetic, ignorant fool. Have fun in hell with your Democrat and ACLU buddies!
HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA

Chris R16/R2730 #fundie subchat.com

Atheism IS a religion, since it puts forth a doctrine as equally inflexible as any other faith. I think it is as foolish to believe there is no God than it is to believe the son of a carpenter and a Jewish teenaged girl was the son of God.

daparish #fundie p089.ezboard.com

Hey Faggots!!! Maybe you should get a friggin clue. You know why you can't have babies? Cause you're fags. Your lifestyles choose to be a virus on the community, having to recruit more into your "species". You cannot reproduce. YOU have chosen to not have kids and be gay instead. Why should you be allowed to adopt? If God wanted you have kids he would have let faggots reproduce!

deRodes #fundie p089.ezboard.com

One of the preconditions to the Second Coming (of Christ) is widespread social and moral decay. The atheist and antichrists have joined together, and unwittingly, are bringing about the doom of a godless civilization.

Poppa Bear #fundie p089.ezboard.com

I have no respect for any Euro-Fag that I can think of including the Swiss. While claiming to be neutral they spent the entire WWII aiding the Nazis and denied it for decades. Europe has been butt-sucking Muslim terrorists for years and will ultimately be destroyed by Islam but they are too cowardly to resist.

DavidfromTexas #fundie p089.ezboard.com

(Uhhh.. Schiavo would be considered "terminal" because without machines keeping her alive she would have and did die.)

Would you care to enlighten me as to what machine was keeping her alive?

(So, in effect your characterization of this case and its difference to the Hudson case is in error and is based on fallacy.)

Sounds similar to what the Nazis said at Nuremberg.

TheyreAllCommies #fundie p089.ezboard.com

[Thread Title and Article: San Francisco OKs Universal Health Plan]

Cool. Our job is to inform all illegal aliens and other riff-raff where they can get free medical.
They'll all go there, the weight of millions of extra people should sink San Francisco peninsula into the ocean and all the sharks will get AIDS.

clevermom #fundie p089.ezboard.com

Pluto is no longer a planet....yes, the learned scientific community has admitted to their little plunder...so Pluto does not qualify as a planet but is just a tag along to our planetary system.

And this does make quite good logic as the scientific community has downgraded the human species into an evolved life form with no special intent or purpose other than to survive. They also see little reasons to protect life at any stage of the way especially if it might help produce something that will help their research programs. (I know that there are many ethical scientist out there who don't get the chance to rebut a lot of this group and for good reason...blacklisting.)

So now we see many astromnomers eating their words and accepting their falability...of course they will blame it on the new technology that allows them to peer deeper into the universe and not that they jumped to the wrong conclusion to begin with.

Just my observation...

TheyreAllCommies #fundie p089.ezboard.com

['News just breaking that Ann Richards is dead from throat cancer.']

I hope for her sake that the afterlife didn't come as too much of a surprise for her.

['You've been?']

If you had a rapport with God, you'd know what we are talking about.