Sex is for making children.
Any man who has sex with women because it “feels good” is gay.
Oh my pee pee feels good this is great!
In fact if you are 40 with less then 5 children you’re probably gay.
All that feel-good pee pee sex and hardly any genetic legacy?
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Go away, Andy. Some people don’t care about “having a legacy”, whatever that means to them, and having children is also not the only way to do that.
In fact if you are 40 with less then 5 children you’re probably gay.
Well, damn, I guess I’m like, I dunno, “super gay” or something, seeing as I’m 47 and have zero children. Also, I guess I’ll have to break the news to my dad, that he’s gay, since he’s 70 and only ever had 2 kids. I imagine my mom, who he’s been married to for 50 years, might be surprised to learn that as well.
"Sex is for making children.”
Meh. My wife had difficult pregnancies. Three boys, all premature, two miscarriages, a few whaddayacall it, threats to her own life. Lots of drama, hospitalization, missed deployments.
Two stars, would not recommend.
“Any man who has sex with women because it “feels good” is gay.”
Somehow, the fact that my sex life disappoints Andy Tate comes across as an upcheck.
And, really sex WITH A WOMAN wouldn’t feel good if i were gay, would it?
“In fact if you are 40 with less then 5 children you’re probably gay.”
Another upcheck, and marking the dictionary page for the entry of ‘gay.’
“All that feel-good pee pee sex and hardly any genetic legacy?”
Ah. Did someone realize they’re going to be in jail too long to raise a kid?
Well, that’s interesting, I thought you were using sex to feel powerful and to hurt others you think are weak. Are you planning on spending your prison years impregnating… anyone? How, exactly, is that supposed to work, considering you won’t have access to any women (and thank god…)?
@Malingspann #195685
Better still, Tate-gay is “anything short of 100% yang and domineering”. Although given how dominance tends to work, that tacitly means that there can only be one (1) fully straight man at a time, just as with how Trump’s idea of “winner” likely goes. With himself on that throne, of course.
@Conscience #195710
Not necessarily closet, or even likely. More that he thinks sexual pleasure is, or properly is, as nothing before the feeling of dominating and subjugating the Other in various ways. I suppose bearing sons (he probably sees daughters as only good for forging betrothal pacts) can be seen as subjugating or service-pressing her bloodline?
If it’s gay for a man to have sex with a woman for pleasure then what about men fucking other men?
Looks like someone who doesn’t think in homosexual vs. straight relationships but in sexual domination, where the stronger men sexually dominate women and weaker men.
Another one, tonight. It isn't gay to want to have sex with any woman, unless you are lesbian. As for men, my old joke is that they are either gay, or else get off on me lifting my shirt.
So tell us Tate, all about Rumanian prison sex...is that gay?
"Water is for life and sex fluids therefore anyone drinking water without the aim of reproduction is gay!"
Also, it's not because you whip your back everyday, tormenting yourself about simple realities of life, that everyone else also should. It sounds like being you is very unhealthy. Then what about that porn, pimp? If it wasn't about reproduction, aren't you gay? Hypocrite.
Grifting to the far-right hoping to somehow get away with crime?
…and your ‘legacy’, Andrew Taint?
After becoming Greta Thunberg’s bitch , you’ll be the beta bitch of the Alpha KCs in Britain’s courts.
Just ask Gary Glitter re. Vietnam: as in extradition from there. And our legal system isn’t Romania’s.
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