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@Timjer

Spongebozz #homophobia

…Uuuuuhmmmm, oookkaaaaayyyyy. Well, I like sitting cross-legged myself, actually, and I’m pretty sure I’m not a homosexual in any way. I like big breasts a bit too much for that. And even so, who the fuck cares? Being homosexual does not exclude one from being a “real man” anyway.

my balls are luckily too big to be able to sit cross legged

OC: “Have I mentioned I have a HUGE scrotum and penis yet today?”

@AthenasWrench #transphobia

Oh noes! Men and women of all sexes can now freely cycle together as equals! The horror!! /s

Seriously, leave it to Athena’s Wench to have an anuerism over something as trivial as that…

Lila Rose #wingnut

I don’t watch Grey’s Anatomy myself and I don’t think I ever will. That being said, why do I have a feeling that said episode may have been more nuanced and didn’t just outright condemn abortion, rather giving reasonable arguments and emotional dilemmas, and that Lila Rose is overreacting and screeching like a banshee solely because said episode didn’t blatantly scream “abortion is of the devil!!” every two minutes?

@GodlyPatriot #wingnut #fundie

If you could have a special access to president Trump's wisdom for one hour every day for the next 40 days, how blessed would you consider yourself?

…Are you serious? That’s like asking “If you could have a special access to [insert disabled person here]’s dementia/parkinson/incontinence/impotence/… for one hour every day for the next 40 days, how blessed would you consider yourself?”

Anyway, I’d rather be granted Tzeentch’s forbidden knowledge and be driven mad by it than even temporarily be as intellectually disabled as Trump is!

@GodlyPatriot #wingnut

AlaskaTH #conspiracy #crackpot #dunning-kruger

@Yutolia #160211

Eh, makes just as much sense (if not more so) as most conspiracy theories pushed by those just as inane as flat earthers…

Yoweri Museveni, Robina Rwakoojo, John Musila and others #homophobia #pratt #psycho #wingnut

Forgive me for saying this, but seeing how corrupt, power-hungry psycho’s like this are often in charge of African nations… Well, they seem like living proof that perhaps colonialism shouldn’t have vanished so quickly.

Not advocating for colonialism, mind you, just argueing against whatever this is. “Lesser of two evils” and such.

AlaskaTH #conspiracy #crackpot #dunning-kruger

Why are the world's oceans perfectly horizontal and FLAT?

…They aren’t. Hell, you don’t even need NASA images of Earth from outer space to prove this, some photos taken from a high enough altitude clearly show a curving horizon. So, yeah.

Anonymous #dunning-kruger #fundie #magick

So, instead of the more common “deus est machina” trope (where an AI or computer is revered as a deity), you luddites subscribe to a “daemonium est machina” trope? I mean, I know the superstitious and ignorant often demonize whatever they do not understand (which is sadly a LOT), but true self-aware AIs capable of passing a Turing test aren’t even a thing yet. All we have so far is just very complex algorithms, not too disssimilar as the ones used on the various websites you frequent. Don’t you think you’re jumping the gun just a little bit?

various commenters #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

…If the Jewish people can cancel and take the money away from a selfish, narcissistic, bullying douchebag like Kanye, then I for one also welcome our new Jewish overlords. Probably can’t possibly be worse than the GOP at this point.

@GodlyPatriot #fundie #quack

Your body is a temple of God

No, it fucking isn’t. My body is MY body, and I’ll fucking take care of it however I want! Could I eat a bit healthier and exercise more? Sure, I suppose. But I sure as hell am NOT going to stop taking my meds and vitamins just because some imaginary, luddite sky daddy thinks he owns me!

My body, my choice. In EVERY meaning of the phrase.

Jesus Cediel #crackpot #ufo #magick #conspiracy

Beings from outer space came to planet Earth in search of resources

I saw that one; didn’t Will Smith punch an alien in the face there?

Qstradamus #conspiracy #fundie #wingnut

“The plan is so brilliant, it could only be given by Me.”

Now why does that statement make me think of this scene?

“It’s so dumb…”
“So dumb it’s brilliant!”
“No! It’s just dumb!”

Orlee Stewart #magick #ufo

Soooo, being abducted by aliens and making a deal with Satan in one crazy story? That’s a new one, it seems. Usually those are separate events told by separate nutjobs…

Donald J Trump & various commenters #wingnut

So sweet to see them turn on their former “messiah”… Even if it’s for the wrong reasons.

In the end, Justice Must Prevail!

Indeed it must! Which is why a large majority of people really wants to see YOU locked up, Trump.

Also, some AI generated images of Trump being arrested. For fun. (It’s from a ~~local news site in my country that compiled some of them~~ from Twitter)

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Michael Knowles #wingnut #conspiracy

It's so obvious that these guys fear Trump

…Well, yes. I DO fear Trump, and I’m not ashamed of that. It would take an utter foolish moron NOT to be afraid of a narcissistic, delusional, psycho idiot who has thousands of bloodthirsty, mindless goons at his disposal willing to start a violent revolution at a word, and who at one point (and perhaps even in the future) was in charge of the friggin’ Nuclear Football!!!

The fact that his fellow Republicans (such as Pence) still support him after Trump quite literally tried to throw them to a violent mob that planned on HANGING them is beyond me…

Candace Owens #wingnut #transphobia

If we lived in a sane society, we would all say it's not normal for somebody that is supposed to be a grown man to have a fetish

…Yes it is. EVERYONE has a fetish of some sort, it’s completely normal. And ignoring for a moment that transgenderism is NOT a fetish, so what? If any person wants to crossdress, who the fuck would care!?

Seriously, your analogy makes no sense even by itself, Candarse!

People tell you that there's something wrong with them, you should listen to them.

No, you really should not. “People” (especially ignorant ones) ALWAYS think there is something wrong with whatever is “foreign” or "other” to them. That does not actually make it so.

JK Rowling #transphobia

SIGH …You know, Rowling, being boycotted for “taking a stand” for an “unpopular opinion” is by itself not an unadmirable thing. And normally I’d applaud such conviction. The problem with you is that the metaphorical hill you so desperately choose to die on is not a cause with any moral high-ground.

Your devotion to bullying trans people ‘till they’re back in the closet is objectively (not even subjectively, OBJECTIVELY) an immoral cause. So don’t you dare act like you’re the victim here. You could stop at ANY TIME and nobody on the cis women’s side would be hurt.

To compare it to your own books, you’re acting like Voldemort was “victim” of a “witch hunt” for merely daring to “take a stand” that interbreeding should be illegal.

Seriously, Rowling, you’re so far down the rabbit hole by now that you’re not even recognizing the messages your very own books tried to get across.

2nd Smartest Guy in the World #wingnut #conspiracy #quack

“2nd Smartest Guy in the World”

…I mean, that might be true… In a world where the OP is the only human left alive alongside a mentally disabled person.

Sasha Alex Lessin, Ph.D. (Anthropology, UCLA) & Janet Kira Lessin (CEO, Aquarian Media) #ufo #magick #conspiracy

Eh, a bit more of an original Nibiru & Anunnaki fanfic than usual (though by not much). But personally I still think Assassin’s Creed did the whole “humans engineered by a long-gone, godlike & advanced precursor race” trope much better.

Also, I’m confused, are the Anunnaki supposed to be the good guys or the bad guys here?

Liz Wheeler #transphobia #wingnut

@deleterium #wingnut #racist

@Showmama #wingnut

Also, pretty sure Orwell’s 1984 was warning against totalitarianism in general, dumbass, not just left-wing totalitarianism. Seriously, the fact that you open fascists who wish to put an autocrat in charge of the US forever are using him for your own ends would make Orwell turn in his grave!

The Republican party has more in common with Big Brother than the Democrats do!

Rightist are anti-American. They do not value Freedom, The Constitution, The Bill of Rights, Individualism or Individual Rights. They openly and proudly value Fascism, racism, statism, white supremacy and totalitarian control. These people do not love. They hate.

There, fixed it for ya!

State Representative Rob Harris (R) and 21 other South Carolina State Representatives #fundie #wingnut

Donald Trump #wingnut #conspiracy

But seriously, why oh why was an utterly delusional, narcissitic, moronic buffoon like Trump EVER legally allowed to run for POTUS!?

Ignoring the sheer, unadulterated MADNESS of this stuff;

WILL BE ARRESTED ON TUESDAY OF NEXT WEEK

I’m honestly conflicted about this. On one hand, don’t threaten us with a good time! On the other hand, reality itself seems to be obligated to do the exact opposite of whatever Trump claims; Trump cannot ever tell the truth, EVER.

PROTEST, TAKE OUR NATION BACK!

Oh, great, now he’s calling for January 6, 2.0…!

@FutureFantasy #wingnut #fundie

@Skyknight #159577

we should find a way to apprise him that the earliest Christians, at least according to Acts, had a pretty socialistic quality themselves.

You can try, but it’s an exercise in utter futility. These are the same “christians” who, should you somehow confront them with the “actual”, “historical” Jesus of Nazareth, would certainly denounce him as a “filthy, brown, hippie commie!!!” and lynch him.

You cannot even call them actual christians anymore. NOTHING of Jesus’s biblical teachings are followed by them.

America Problem is not Guns. It is Liberalism.

I’m belgian; we’re probably a more socialist than liberalist country, depending on who you ask. We also allow gun ownership, but it’s STRICTLY regulated. So while you are legally allowed to OWN a revolver or two at most (only after psych evals and background checks) even then you aren’t allowed to carry it in public. I know, because my uncle used to own a smith & wesson.

Anyway, do you know how many “school shootings” we’ve had in the last 20 years? NONE that I can even remotely remember.

So, yeah, there goes your argument. America’s problem quite literally IS guns. That, and far-right assholes.

Minnesota Republican state Sen. Steve Drazkowski #elitist #mammon #fundie #conspiracy

Serious question, though; is there anything the Republican party still actually stands for aside from trying to screw over the non-0.1%? Or can we just check them off as “irredeemable, generic, moustache-twirling doomsday villains” by now?

"I have yet to meet a person in Minnesota that is hungry," Drazkowski said before voting on the legislation. "I have yet to meet a person in Minnesota that says they don't have access to enough food to eat."

…Well, even IF that is true (I HIGHLY doubt it is), that lack of famine certainly isn’t going to last if you take away their food, dumbass!

various commenters #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

You can't defeat a movement unless you know exactly who's leading it.

…Not really. Thing is, leaders come and go, but ideas are forever; aka most followers don’t follow the leader, but the idea the leader represents. Hence why, even with Hitler long dead, most of his Nazi beliefs still remain strong to this day, sadly. Case-in-point, you assholes are a thing.

It’s also why American fascism, white supremacy, and neo-nazism are still going strong even after most of you assholes have denounced Trump as the leader of your movements.

So, yeah.

TL;DR: ideas and movements cannot ever be killed just by removing a few assholes from the equation. You can, however, weaken it by combating it with an opposite idea; but aside from that, no.

Dr. Michael Salla/JP #ufo #crackpot #conspiracy

ImmortalicaLupos #magick #god-complex #psycho

Hey, I remember that manga! It was fun, I’ll admit, but that still does not make it a holy scripture to base your life around… Plus, vampires, Yuki-Onna, Succubi, and such aren’t real anyway.

Also, Kurumu best girl.

@A_Solzhenitsyn #wingnut #psycho #dunning-kruger #pratt

The only good fascist is an imprisoned republican.

There, fixed it for ya!

Marjorie Taylor Greene & various commenters #wingnut

You know, seeing far right assholes rip each other to pieces over what should be their top priority to discriminate against does put a big smile on my face.

Liz Wheeler #conspiracy #wingnut

FFS!! The sheer amount of twisting their brains into a pretzel these jerks must do to justify blatant terrorism is beyond me…

ChazFCF #sexist

…Says Chaz based on his emotional “phobia” for women, not any reasoning based on facts.

Jesse Lee Peterson #fundie #wingnut

It's a spiritual battle of right vs. wrong, good vs. evil.

I mean, that’s not untrue… It’s just that your side is the one who keeps discriminating against everything that’s not 100% you, your side is the one who keeps meddling in other people’s business, your side is the one that calls for violence and murder against everyone that disagrees with you, and your side is the one who is so arrogant they cannot even concieve of the idea that they’re not in the right.

Seems to me that, objectively speaking, your side is the “evil” one.

That and everyone who votes for the American Antichrist (Trump) cannot ever claim to be a moral person anymore.

Galactic Anthropology #ufo #magick #conspiracy

“Galactic Federation of Worlds”? I thought your “saviors” were the Galactic Confederation of Light? Try to get your dumb fanfic at least somewhat consistent…

Also, way to ripoff the Stargate franchise…

joseph cicala #wingnut #conspiracy

Joseph Cicala: IT’S IN ALL CAPS AND FULL OF SPELLING ERRORS SO IT MUST BE TRUE!!!!!!!

Matt Walsh #transphobia #wingnut

We were minding our own business

BULLSHIT!!! That is the exact opposite of what you jerks tend to do!!

Liz Wheeler #transphobia #wingnut

@Bastethotep #158758

You know, normally I’d try to by more reserved in such things. I say to myself, regardless of what I sometimes may think, they’re still human beings with their own opinions; opinions that should be debated if they’re wrong, not just silenced. People should not be given the label of “evil” just for having a different opinion (like what these jerks do all the time).

That being said… at this point, yeah, fuck these douches! Their bigotry, xenophobia, hubris, delusions, mythomania, avarice, and violence have crossed several lines at this point. They refuse to be reasoned with, they refuse to act like civilized humans, they refuse to show any courtesy to other people… I’d say if they insist on acting like “evil monsters” then perhaps we should start treating them as such. No more talk.

Ben Garrison #transphobia

You just don’t get it, do you? Large Corporations are not “woke”, but a LOT of their customers (from whom they get their precious money) are part of the various minorities supported by “woke”.

barcacel #crackpot #dunning-kruger #elitist #racist

@Malingspann #158630

Oh, please, don’t remind me of that aweful ST movie that makes no sense whatsoever and thinks we’re supposed to root for the selfish luddites who hoard the secret to immortality! That is exactly the opposite of what ST is about!

Aaron Schoenberg #conspiracy

Cool story bro, but reality goes more like this:

“No, I must kill the Nazis!!!” Putin shouted.
And the radio said “No, Putin, you are the Nazis.”
And then Putin was a Zombie.

Donald Trump #wingnut #god-complex #conspiracy #transphobia

<@KeithInc.> #158530

That sadly makes too much sense…

What makes it worse is that, to any sane and intelligent person at least, bullying is not strength and courage, it is weakness and cowardice. The ultimate weakness and cowardice. Bullies can only attack those MUCH weaker than them because they both too afraid to take on more equal targets, and know they won’t stand a chance against anyone who even remotely can punch back.

And that is ultimately what Trump and his StormTrumpers are: weak cowards. Nothing more.

I am your warrior. I am your justice. And for those who have been wronged and betrayed: I am your retribution

Trump, you are no Batman nor Darkwing Duck. You’re more like the bastardized, malformed clone of the offspring of Joker, Discount Lex Luthor, NegaDuck, and Bizarro Batman.