Comment:
- https://fstdt.com/CCLYTRRK_7LFG#153001 – Yutolia’s lecture on volcanoes
Troll:
- The Marian Monomaniac, a poster that, under constantly changing usernames, is obsessed with discussing the topic of Mary, mother of Jesus, being supposedly teenaged with Anon-e-Moose of all people, picking up some discussion years ago.
Fundie:
- https://fstdt.com/YNSNGN5$XY$JK – “Iranian conservative politician and former diplomat Javad Larijani has defended stoning for adultery, saying it is a good Islamic law protecting “family values”[…]”
- https://fstdt.com/$4G232BTXC7C7 – Muslim student gets lecturer fired for showing a medieval depiction of Muhammad in her course on historical religious art, claiming that she was forced to violate her religion by being forced to look at it despite the lecturer actually giving a warning before showing it to Muslim students who may be uncomfortable with that and would like to leave.
- https://fstdt.com/HJ3HNS6HLHPSB - “Too bad a bear or mountain lion didn't cross your path. Oh, well I'll keep praying that you meet your demise soon and it's in a way that everyone would know it was God that did it.”
Wingnut
- https://fstdt.com/TV66C3_X4SJRB - Conservative Word Redefinition Project “Washington Free Beacon Alternative Style Guide for Reporting on Issues of Controversy (ASGRIC)”
- https://fstdt.com/FTQ6LTHQL8Z_ - “How would you like to be a teen boy growing up in today's world?”
Conspiracy:
- https://fstdt.com/CCLYTRRK_7LFG - Volcanoes are actually just antediluvian tailing pits, with eruptions nothing but fake CGI.
- https://fstdt.com/JP.8MW98VB6_G - “Yeah, Poland attacked the radio station. Fuck you, faggot.“
- https://fstdt.com/HW7_BWSFDP265 – Putin goes full Reichsbürger.
- https://fstdt.com/.RVJXM_P38Z.F – “These Celebrities Are Actually Immortal”
Racist:
- https://fstdt.com/2H7P5HTFLSGYG - The profile of @Forever_Hitler_1488
Sexist:
- https://fstdt.com/7T2LK_.$JK243 – “Sorry for this person, but I want to be kind to women. That means being unkind to men“
- https://fstdt.com/PRVRS$VVVM_F7 – "We are hosting a Twitter space with the Afghan Taliban to discuss the detainment of Andrew Tate. They are worried about Andrew Tate and they are asking us if he's free yet. They say westerners need Andrew Tate because we are oppressed by feminists"
- https://fstdt.com/TGZ55PXD5WPVK - “And I'm like, “Are you a man? Are you a Baptist? You're a fundamental Baptist preacher and you're going to ask your wife it it's OK to have children?””
Pseudointellectual:
- https://fstdt.com/82FKT3V7BR5MJ – “As I’ve explained before, Christianity, like Communism, is a feminine construct for the weak. So, too, is the “climate change” doctrine pushed by the Neo-Malthusisnist cultists.”
- https://fstdt.com/ZH9B4_LK59Y68 - “A ‘narradigm’ is the operational paradigm in the normie mind. It is the normie’s POV for all their decisions on a daily basis.”
Psycho:
- https://fstdt.com/_CMTFNJDK8.Z5: "Life is highly overrated. Why fear what is inevitable? Especially when we’re going to heaven. Death is the end of one earthly path and the beginning of another. But to fear it, and let it influence your decisions..." – Russian propagandist Vladimir Solovyov
- https://fstdt.com/GHRB9L54V43BF - “A failed Republican state legislative candidate who authorities say was angry over losing the election last November and made baseless claims that the election was “rigged” against him was arrested Monday in connection with a series of drive-by shootings targeting the homes of Democratic lawmakers in New Mexico’s largest city.”
- https://fstdt.com/FFCPWNQ2F9SQH - “I wouldn't mind killing, or at least physically harming, someone who owed me that amount of money and refused to pay me back. […] doesn't change if it was $10 or $100,000.”
- https://fstdt.com/ZQ23WTXT8MZCB - “For example, my grandfather and countless others of his generation deep-mined coal. Many were killed in mine accidents. Many more, like my grandfather, at 47, died from black lung disease. […] Our ancestors wouldn’t have sacrificed normal life, an economy and a young generation so that they could work in sweatpants and their party could win elections.”
- https://fstdt.com/7$2VPN2PCZFXC – (Lots and lots of executions.
- https://fstdt.com/BPK8Y48N2.5$F – “There's actually no proof of [obligate carnivory], but if there was, it wouldn't change anything. If an animal has to violate others to live, then it shouldn't live.”
Sicko:
- https://fstdt.com/PXSW4SP3ZZ73H - “Vaccines made my aunt less sexy.” (it gets worse)
Ufologist:
- https://fstdt.com/BTCYF.LFWG.K9 - “What did Jesus say about people who fear UFOs in the last days?”
One-liner:
- https://fstdt.com/LSB5WW36ZWQR4 - “Asthma is the ADHD of diseases. You don’t need an inhaler, Becky, you need to go for a walk.”
- https://fstdt.com/NVW_JRYNG4.CG - “You can surgically attach a hundred penises to a woman but she'll never be a man.”
Vogon:
- https://fstdt.com/BHXR.7_.PZLGJ - Incel Gangsta Rap
Selective Nostalgia Award:
- https://fstdt.com/ZG2$3_4S$B5R7 – “Excusing his tendency to hyperbole, one finds it hard to disagree when Donald Trump talks about how much better things were before the “China virus” ruined his reelection effort and set the country on a path of decline.”
- https://fstdt.com/RQ4P8XPS7S5.F – “As an American who grew up in the 1940s and 1950s I wonder what became of my country. We were a homogeneous Christian people proud of our history. We were unified with a common language, prayer in public schools, and monuments to dead white men.“
Worst of Russian Propaganda:
- https://fstdt.com/HW7_BWSFDP265 – Putin goes full Reichsbürger.
- https://fstdt.com/_CMTFNJDK8.Z5 – "Life is highly overrated. Why fear what is inevitable? Especially when we’re going to heaven. Death is the end of one earthly path and the beginning of another. But to fear it, and let it influence your decisions…”
- https://fstdt.com/D2C7$TQ.VKD.9 – Dreaming not only of reconquering all the independent ex-Soviet Republics, but even of restoring the GDR.
- https://fstdt.com/F.DPXVK5Z49Q6 – “There should be no France! There was France and now there is no France. Would anyone be upset about that? To hit France once and that will be the end of it. Everyone will be scared, I assure you. No one will want to go. And there is no need to engage our strategic potential, our triad. We have enough ammunition to destroy France, or Britain.“
WTF:
- https://fstdt.com/XFFL_4STHR4LF - “ we should ban all uncircumcised guys from this site, they can't be involuntarily celibate because foreskin is a built-in pussy 4 men 2 ascend with”
- https://fstdt.com/6L4GRSYNLVP9H - “Marxism-Leninism is not only a straight heterosexual ideology but it is the ONLY heterosexual ideology. […] Hammer and sickle: Symbolic heterosexual union of opposites. The passive and the active.”
Chicken Little:
- https://fstdt.com/DNF5
“2015: Man-on-man marriage
2017: Man-on-child marriage
2019: Man-on-dog marriage
2021: Man-on-car marriage
2023: Hopefully the world had ended by then tbh”
PS:
Submitter:
@rabbirealm, obviously.