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Ben Garrison #wingnut

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #wingnut

Or his crimes, Wayne. Maybe, just maybe, he's being prosecuted for the crimes he did. Just because he did things, and you like him, doesn't mean the things he did weren't crimes.

Ken Ham #biphobia #conspiracy #forced-birth #fundie #homophobia #transphobia #wingnut

“Waffles are a religion!”
“Purple is a religion!”
“Catfood is a religion!”
“Everything is a religion!”
“I don't know what the word ‘religion’ means!”
“My own ignorance is a religion! And I am the Pope, the Archbishop and all Twelve Disciples of the Holy Unified Church of Utter Dumbassery, Second Reformation!”

MassResistance #homophobia #fundie

“We don't want gays pushing their lifestyle! Why can't they just live their lives quietly and without imposing it onto others?”

“They'd love to. Why don't you stop empowering foreign governments to kick in the doors of their LGBTQ+ citizenry and murdering them?”

“Waaaah! Religious persecution! Literally crucifying me! Literally the Antichrist!!”

Elon Musk #ableist #dunning-kruger #crackpot #forced-birth #quack #sexist

Weight can be shed, depression can be managed, and suicidal ideation can be overcome.

Meanwhile, an unwanted pregnancy has it's own laundry list of health issues and risks, but pointing those out makes the Conservative death cult you've opted to suckle on angry, doesn't it Musky?

Clif High #crackpot #ufo #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

Look, while I would also like a remake of V, preferably a good one for a change, and especially if Michael Ironside and Robert Englund make cameos, I don't think injecting your misotheistic batshittery will endear it to many people.

Vox Day #fundie #conspiracy #wingnut

“People can just say whatever they want, and they're using that ability to make my imaginary friend feel bad!”

Vox is such a whiny little bitch, isn't he?

ElijahLinn #magick #moonbat

That's funny, I didn't have to do all that to summon Hamas. I just had to complete the chocobo breeding game, find the Northern Cave, and beat the secret superboss Cubic Zirconia Weapon, and I received the Summon Hamas Materia right after that.

You must have a glitched version of the game.

Mark Meckler #psycho #racist #wingnut

“Every problem is a nail and I have this fat, throbbing military-industrial hammer that NEEDS to be used!!!”

Answers in Genesis #conspiracy #fundie #pratt

If Darwin's work was nonsense, any and all medical and genetic research since then would bear that out, simply by anything derived from his studies just plain old not working. Since that hasn't been the case so far…

(realizes that it's AiG and expecting them to have the mental capacity for extrapolation is a fool's endeavor.)

…*Sigh!* Since the work derived from Darwin's writings do in fact work, we can then extrapolate that Darwin was correct in at least the basics of his theories.

Donald J. Trump #wingnut

This man is a mob boss. In a country that hadn't crumbled under the horrors of Obama Derangement Syndrome, he either would be facing a thousand RICO charges, or end up gunned down by a rival mobster while gorging himself on stolen cannoli.

Wayne Allyn Root #wingnut

“Don't have opinions about important things that impact not only your own life, but also the lives of millions of people in this country and billions across the world! It might affect your money, which is the only thing I can understand anyone giving a shit about!”

Dude is threatening someone's livelihood because they might hold an opinion he doesn't like. What a weak-assed bitch boy.

The Rev. Steven Roland #wingnut #fundie

…fellow liberal Donald Trump

…On a world where American explorer Christopher Columbus discovered Europe, actor Abraham Lincoln assassinated President JW Boothe, and astronaut Clark Kent became the superpowered Ultraman, the greatest criminal threat known to man, opposed only by the heroic Lex Luthor.

Kevin Sorbo #conspiracy #wingnut

"If Donald Trump do bad thing, why him not charged with fomenting insurrection in 1972? Why only after him President?”
- Kevin Sorbo, Unfrozen Caveman Actor and "Very Smart Person”

Charlie Kirk #conspiracy #pratt #racist #wingnut

Holy fucking cowballs, he just doubled the fuck down, didn't he? His pet cops coerced a confession out of five innocent kids, the real perp was found, confessed and convicted, DNA confirmed the kids didn't do it, the cops fucking admitted that the confesions were bad, and this thumb-exiled-from-the-rest-of-the-hand-for-chronic-douchebaggery just can't reconcile reality with the fantasy that maybe his worldview was fucking wrong!

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #wingnut

“Come, children, and I shall tell you the tales of Mighty Obama, Slayer of Kings, Feller of Giants, Conqueror of the very Heavens themselves; He Who Rules From Beyond the Veil, He Who Commands All Things. Quick is His Steed, Unstoppable are His Armies, and His Castle is the inside of my head, where he is charged no rent.”

Ken Ham #crackpot #dunning-kruger

Right, clearly the logical truth of it all is that women are just talking ribs. Evolution is hard, so let's go with sorcery.

You are a clown, Hambone.

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #wingnut

Why in the sacred name of cheese would anyone ever vote for the party that's actual public platform is, “y’all didn't really want all them rights now, did ya?”

Charlie Kirk #conspiracy #pratt #racist #wingnut

Feynman and Coulter's Love Child #racist

Mr. Incredible #conspiracy

@Chloe #188090

Clearly, MARK WAHLBERG, MICHEAL MOORE, and GEORGE W. BUSH murdered some random porn star because MWAHAHAHAHA moustache twirling evil and stuff.

And then because mescaline and psychosis give you super-detective powers, folks like OP were able to see the threads connecting it all.

Mark Wiering #enbyphobia

Welcome to the English language, Mark, it's going to eat you alive!

Babylon Bee #wingnut #transphobia

Babylon Bee's Head Writer: “Oh boy, my cutting wit and pithy remarks are sure to cut those icky homos down to the quick! Truly I am this generations Oscar Wilde, except I like the boobies!”

BB's HW's Mom: “Melvin, are you done playing newsman down there?”

BB’s HW: “Maaaaaaaaawm, I'm not playing, I'm winning the culture wars! I just wrote a hiii-larious article tearing the trans community apart by insinuating that they'll all regret it in five years despite all evidence to the contrary! I can almost see those snowflakes seething into their soy lattes and avocado toast right now, when they see how right I am! Then they'll regret all those swirlies and calling me pizza-face!”

BB's HW's Mom: “That's nice, dear. I only ask because I need to wash the laundry, and your sheets need a good bleaching again.”

BB's HW: “Ugh! Fine! You can do the stupid laundry. I have to go dig up some more ‘facts’ for my next chain of hard-hitting bullshit stories attacking entire communities already put upon by an apathetic and openly hostile society!”

Tucker Carlson and Wendy Patterson #conspiracy #crackpot #forced-birth #quack #racist

Joseph Ludapo - I have too much respect for science to ever refer to him as a ‘doctor’ - is exactly the kind of window-licking moron that would microwave a spider, thinking it was his ticket to easy superpowers.

Someone needs to explain to him that we put foreign DNA into our bodies every time we eat something, and yet the number of man-chicken-carrot hybrids strutting around is shockingly low.

Then said vague heroes of science need to strip him of his position as Florida's SG, revoke his medical license, and send him back to Kindergarten so he can undergo actual education.

various commenters #wingnut #racist

Ugh. Here we fuckin’ go.

Average IQ would literally be around 150

HOLY FUCK, YOU CONSANGUINOUS ASSHOLE, THAT IS NOT HOW IQ WORKS, YOU INBRED FUCKSTICK! THE AVERAGE IQ WILL ALWAYS BE 100!! IF YOU SOMEHOW GET YOUR GATTACA DYSTOPIA, AND KIDS LEARN HOW TO BUILD WARP ENGINES OUT OF LEGO BRICKS, THE AVERAGE WILL STILL BE FUCKING 100! IT'S A SLIDING SCALE, YOU GOAT-FELLATING SON OF A NEARSIGHTED GYNOCOLOGIST!!

sickness and disease would be virtually eliminated

HOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW!!? ! UNDER WHAT BIOLOGICAL MECHANISM WOULD BREEDING HUMANS LIKE FUCKING SHOW PONIES ELIMINATE SHIT LIKE CANCER AND THE COMMON FUCKING COLD, YOU LICKER OF RANCID TOAD BELLIES? WE ALREADY PRACTICE EUGENICS ON ANIMALS - FUCK, WHERE DO YOU FUCKING THINK POODLES AND DALMATIONS COME FROM - AND THEY'RE FUCKING RIFE WITH MEDICAL ISSUES, YOU COD-SUCKER!!

creative capacity would be a thousand times what it is now

IF YOU'RE SO FUCKING CREATIVE, COME UP WITH A NEW CONCEPT THAT WASN'T FUCKING DEBUNKED IN THE NINETEENTH FUCKING CENTURY, YOU DOLLOP OF CONGEALED HYENA JISM!

the average person would be tall, lean, athletic, and beautiful.

AND HAVE THE GENETIC DIVERSITY OF A MID-’90S NBC SITCOM, WITH HALF THE CHARISMA YOU'D FIND AT THE BOTTOM OF A MOULD-INFUSED GARBAGE CAN, YOU CLOWN-ASSED GOPHERDICKED MONKEYFUCKER!

*Sigh!*

Kibeth, old_but_gold & AriadneOnNaxos #transphobia

God-fucking-dammit, these people are exhausting. And horrible.

Paul White Gold Eagle #magick #ufo #crackpot

Don't drink thermometers, people. Just…don't.

Ray Comfort #dunning-kruger #fundie #kinkshaming

“Then I ask these atheists, who are totally real and everyone can see them, if they think I'm handsome, and they all agree that I'm handsome, and strong, and smart, and certainly don't look like a placeholder graphic used by the To Catch a Predator FX team. Then they all shake my hand, tears in their eyes, big guys, big atheists, and thank me for making them realize that magic is indeed real and reality isn't.”

“Then I go home to check if Kirk Cameron left me any voicemails - he hasn't, but I certainly don't cry in the shower while eating a banana over it, nope, not me, sir - and relax knowing that these totally real events validate what I already believed.”

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #wingnut

I know several people who have died. From cancer, from old age, one from falling down the stairs while fetching another bottle from the wine cellar. How many do you think have ever eaten a sandwich? Pretty damned suspicious. I heard Elvis ate sandwiches, too. JFK probably ate sandwiches. But Big Sandwich doesn't want you to know that their product kills.

The point is, eat a sandwich, and you will die!!!

Also, go Root yourself, Wayne.

Nick Fuentes #wingnut #conspiracy

“Of course it was a terrorist attack, that's why I like it! Let me recount this massive list I have detailing all the ways I'm a horrible piece of shit!”

Ferry Man ‘s toll #racist

Sir John A. was Scottish. I'm pretty sure that's one of those non-Aryan peoples WN would gleefully immolate to keep their turgid murder-boners up.

Emma 🌼🏳️‍🌈 #biphobia #moonbat

Well this seems legally ironclad. Sorry, Ms. Swift, but Emma said you can't date Whatsisname. I know, I know, but as we all know, Emma was declared Grand Arbiter of Who Gets to Fuck, narrowly beating out Brian Neidermeyer or whatever the fucking fuck his fucking name is, I can't be arsed enough to give a shit. My point is, Emma has decreed it so, and none may defy the word of Emma.

Donald Trump #dunning-kruger #crackpot

What I love about this moron is, he can't stop indicting himself. He has to instantly prove that his detractors are right about him. He claims to be a stable genius, then in the next breath says he can turn magnets off with water and declassify documents with the power of the mind. I expect he'll walk into one of his many trials carrying a mailbag full of evidence against him at some point in the future.

Liz Wheeler #conspiracy #wingnut

“I mean, sure, yeah, we totally said we were going to march on Washington, and we were totally gonna bring weapons and kill our political enemies because some fat, drug-addled slum lord with a penchant for young girls biologically related to him told us to and we are naught but puppets on strings, but that was just locker talk! We’d never actually DO it! We're spineless, gutless cowards! And everyone knows that a coward's courage doesn't come from numbers and hubris, nosiree. We perfectly rational, reasonable people, who just happen to think a bipedal slug with such moral turpitude as to rawdog a porn star as his third wife spat out his fifth spare set of kidneys is also somehow the Second Fucking Coming! Sane people!”

various commenters #wingnut #racist #psycho

It is so weird watching white supremacists pretend that they'd let the Irish into their fucking book club.

various commenters #wingnut #racist

Meanwhile cops around the country were kneeling for BLM as they burned down every city in America.

Huh. Didn't see that one on the news. The pyroclastic devastation of an entire country must have been pre-empted by, y'know, fucking terrorists trying to overthrow the government because some nepotistic Baby Huey with a magnum load in his Huggies dropped his fucking binky.

Donald J. Trump #wingnut

“BARRON, MY PHONE'S DOING THAT THING WITH THE BIG LETTERS AGAIN! WHAT BUTTON DO I PRESS TO SOUND LESS LIKE A CRAZY OLD GUY AGAIN?”
“…”
“BARRON? BA-VANKY? DON, JR? AH SHIT, EVEN ERIC AT THIS POINT?"
"…”
“GUYS, COME ON, DADDY REALLY NEEDS HELP HERE! SLEEPY JOE MADE MY PHONE DO THE BIG LETTERS THING, AND I NEED A CHANGE, PRESIDENT DADDY DID A BOOM-BOOM AGAIN!”
“…”
“FINE, SEE IF I PAY OFF YOUR CREDIT CARD BILLS, DRUG CARTEL DEBTS OR LEGAL FEES AGAIN! THIS IS THE WORST BETRAYAL SINCE YOUR MOTHER DUMPED ME FOR CHEATING ON HER! AND TO CLARIFY, SHE BETRAYED ME BY NOT BEING COOL WITH MY CHEATING!”

various commenters #wingnut #racist

What, exactly, is “radical individualism,” what do they have against it, and what dreadful, post-apocalyptic Orwellian alternative do they want to impose on the rest of us?

William Henry #magick #ufo #conspiracy #crackpot #mammon

$371 just to hear how we're all Jedi space phantoms. Oh, bravo, you magnificent, amoral bastard.

Andrew Anglin #sexist

Because the basic nature of sexuality is that men do not prey on women, but the reverse

shy, we got another one coming in from Bizarro World. You'd think Bizarro-Shrewy would be a decent human being who loves all races equally and doesn't advocate for genocide and rape. I guess the only difference between the two Shrewdicks is their tastes in hats or something.

Ray Comfort #fundie

“Everybody secretly knows that my opinions are the only right ones to have, that my believes are the only true ones out there, and that I therefore am Creation's Favorite Little Idiot! I am always right and everyone else is always wrong!”

Fuck all the way off, Ray-Ray.

Mr. Imperialist #racist

Pretty sure we confederated and left the Empire, asshole. And Canadians are ethnically whatever their grandparents were. It's how I claim to be Dutch, even though I've never actually left Ontario.

Also, fun fact, but both my parents and myself were technically born as British subjects. Then the law changed and we were retroactively stripped of that status, so now, we never were British subjects. Maybe not fun, but I think it's interesting, at least.

unlearningtrans #transphobia

“All these experts keep denying my prejudices and biases! Someone in this equation is wrong, and since I am biased, it simply can't be me!”

Kevin Sorbo #fundie

Because 1) I have strong childhood nostalgic memories about curling up at the base of our Christmas tree, watching the lights twinkle, and eventually falling asleep and 2) I enjoy giving things to people.

Whereas Kevin “spent the better part of a decade traipsing around the NZ countryside with my tits out” Sorbo only does anything because he's either being bribed with promises of post-mortem paradise, or extorted with threats of post-mortem punishment.

Kamuroshiryu #dunning-kruger #conspiracy #crackpot

They are nobody else's personal mouthpiece which Stan Lee surely did not want, even if he was alive.

Under Stan's pen, the X-Men were cancelled and reduced to reprints for five years. Then came a Brit and a Canadian to reinvigorate the property and take it in ways Stan never imagined. Hell, Chris and John took the concept of “superpowers as analogy for the Civil Rights Movement” and ran it to the hilt. Under Stan, the most you'd get is some bystander saying “Arrgh! Darn mutants, I sure don't like them.” After Stan, you get segregation. You get hate groups and genocides and terrorism couched in racial and genetic terms and talks of legislating control over a minority population. I don't know if Stan ‘wanted’ the grim realism that was injected into his concept - let's be honest, I'd say 75% of his comic work was just for the paycheck, so I doubt he gave it much thought in the end - but you can't deny that the IP flourished under other writers.

It's why the best Swamp Thing run ever isn't by the OG creator. Why the best Batman run came long after Kane and Finger. Stan designed the house, other writers made it a mansion.

My point is, don't lionize the original creators so much, stop clutching your fucking pearls just because others are getting a shot at the spotlight, and stop bitching about movies that not only having been released yet, but haven't even bee fucking filmed yet.

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #fundie #wingnut

Or or or, and stay with me, Rooty, this gets very technical and almost Machiavellian in it's complexity - what if "they,” whomever “they” are, he doesn't specify, simply, legitimately disagree with you and your calls for anyone who doesn't look, think, act, live or love like you to be exterminated or oppressed? What if they really do just think you're wrong?

What if you're the asshole, Wayne?

Jesse Lee Peterson #wingnut

“A thousand people think my lemonade is terrible! They must all be wrong and evil and conspiring against my lemonade stand! It couldn't possibly be that they honestly think my lemonade - which is just Lemon Pledge with a few sugar cubes added - is honestly awful, and may have actually killed a few people! Thing I like can't be bad, I like thing!”

A dude so lacking in self-awareness, he calls the cops on the black man that lives in his bathroom mirror.

Donald J. Trump #wingnut

“OF COURSE HE CAN TELL THE COURTS TO BACK OFF ME! EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT, THE MOMENT YOU ARE NAMED PRESIDENT, WHICH I TOTALLY WAS, THEY HAND YOU THE NUCLEAR CODES, THE TRUTH ABOUT ROSWELL, AND A MAGIC WAND THAT ALLOWS YOU TO DO WHATEVER THE SWEET MONKEY FUCK YOU WANT WITHOUT ANY REGARDS TO LEGALITY OR CONSTITUTIONALITY!!

WHAT, THEY DON'T? B-BUT…OH SHIT, DOES THAT MEAN I ACTUALLY DID COMMIT CRIMES? AW FUCKBALLS, WHY DIDN'T SOMEONE TELL ME THAT THE PRESIDENT'S OFFICE DOESN'T COME WITH A WISH-GRANTING GENIE, I NEVER WOULD HAVE APPLIED FOR THE FUCKING JOB THEN!”

Jesse Lee Peterson #forced-birth #wingnut

@Skyknight #184522

*Sssshhh! He doesn't know that he's black.*

That, or being beaten by Segregation-era cops and attack dogs is his kink and he's dragging us all in with him.