"But wait, Daddy…didn't the Vikings invade other countries, raid them of their resources, kill the natives, and take the survivors as slaves? Didn't they also steal security and mercenary jobs from Saudi natives when they hired themselves out to the caliphs?”
"It's okay if white people do horrible things, honey. The rules are only there to keep the mudraces down, not to punish us pure and superior beings.”
“Isn't that a double standard, though?”
“You mean like a cartoonist of Japanese descent pandering to a violent fascist cult that would gleefully murder him, his family and everyone who made eye contact with him on the street but didn't run away screaming in abject terror at having their soul stolen by a yellow devil?”
“Oddly specific, and a bit disturbing, but sure, that's a good hypothetical.”
“Oh sweetie, if it weren't for double standards, we racist assholes wouldn't have any standards at all!?”
“Huh…okay…hey, last question, Daddy. Why do I look like a mixture of Mommy and Mr. Gonzalez from next door?”
“Probably something to do with science, I guess. I'm so inbred that abstract thinking is almost like magic to me, so I can't say for certain.”