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@KeithInc.

dad4jesus #fundie

“For a person to believe that God does not exist when it is impossible to prove that He does not exist”
It’s also impossible to prove that any gods DO exist.
I don’t BELIEVE that your god doesn’t exist, more that i do not believe any of them do exist. It’s not an absolute fact, but more of a working conclusion.

"is irrational because it will always remain possible that God does exist.”
Sure. It’s possible. But until better evidence of a better argument comes along, i’m still unconvinced.
I mean, i will not claim that i do know god exists BASED on the fact that he MIGHT exist. That would be less rational.

"Atheism is actually the most irrational and illogical religion on the planet.”
Feel free to demonstrate
1) that the lack of belief in a deity is a religion
2) that not being convinced by boneheaded arguments is the irrational position
3) your logic (if mine is so illogical)

achilles1974 #fundie

“Theists understand”
Imagine. Theists imagine.
“that the anus was created by God to be exit only to expel feces from the body, not to be licked.”
Can you show us where God told you this?
Or is it more that YOU wouldn’t do it, therefore GOD won’t condone it?

“Atheists don't have this figured out.”
Well, we don’t imagine God sitting at a drafting baord, wondering if he should put spikes inside to prevent licking, or wrong-way entry.
Or, maybe, just to set up the nerves so that it’s aways UN pleasureable?

"At least some atheists believe the anus should be licked.”
I don’t think anyone thinks it SHOULD BE. But if your partner enjoys it, there’s no imposed-from-above reason not to.

anonymous #fundie

But they didn’t. THey inconvenienced him for a weekend, but he stood up again. THat’s the whole POINT. Can’t offer US eternal life if HE’S dead.
I mean, unless he’s a lich.
So, anyway, at worst God should have waited three says to help.

BLarryBakersman #conspiracy

If the universe was getting smaller, and everything in it shrinking at the same rate, all of our yardsticks would be getting smaller, too, and we’d never know.
If time is speeding up, so are ALL OUR MEANS OF MEASURING TIME.
So however you measure one second, it would still take one second.

Victor Davis Hanson #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

“Consider: Our military turns over $60 billion in state-of-the-art weapons to terrorists in Kabul and then flees in disgrace?”
Um, what WE left behind, we destroyed. What we gave the Afghanis, THEY turned over to the Taliban.
And the fleeing was on Trump’s schedule, but Bonespurs made NO preparations for the exit.

“A wide-open border”
And whenever any group shows up at the border to ‘help’ with the border crisis, they can’t find one.

Your premises seem to be exaggerated or flat out lies…

Liz Wheeler #forced-birth #wingnut

Book publisher: Made a business decision to stop printing SOME of Dr. Seuss’ books
GOP: FREAKS OUT. And lies. A year later said that the DEMOCRATS were banning his works. Mass purchases of the ‘threatened’ titles.

Safety center: Publishes a report that gas stoves could be made safer.
GOP: FREAKS OUT. And lies. Claims that the DEMS are going to BAN your gas stove.

Know_What_Fvck_This #fundie

“Why should or would I give a fuck that everyone has problems?”
Because even the women you are trying to attract also have problems. While you behave as if being an incel is THE WORST thing IMAGINABLE, she may have a relative dying of cancer. And there you are, only talking about your persecution in not dipping your wick.

“That does fuck all to help me with mine.”
I dnno, might actually be central to your problems.

“I hate people saying that shit when I'm suicidal,”
How odd that people don’t want you to die as a failure…

“why the fuck should I care, they don't even give two shits about me, much less my problems, how does that help.”
Maybe it’s not about you. But when you guys literally say that being an incel is worse than being in a concentration camp, or tortured, or losing limbs in combat, it amuses the rest of us to put it in a perspective WE can appreciate?

Alan Burns #fundie

“The problem is that you have not taken that very important first step in faith. Once you start on a journey in faith, and come to know God, you will see things from a different perspective”
Nope. I was raised in the Faith. I had questions and got platitudes. I got tired of bullshit and left the church to seek God on my own.
My perspective hasn’t really changed. I still cannot justify how Hell is described with how Jesus was quoted.

“and realise the failings of short sighted logic.”
No, sorry. I’m pretty sure logic is sound, but it doesn’t come to the conclusions you apologists need it to. So you reject logic in favor of more platitudes.

Fuck that.

“And come to realise that God is ultimately responsible for whatever logic we perceive.”
Logic is a tool for evaluating ideas.
Like my puzzle yesterday. The pitcher drives a sports car to work; while the player named Roy arrives on his bicycle. Logic tells me Roy is not the Pitcher.
YOU are trying to tell me that without a DIVINE SUPERPOWER IN THE UNIVERSE that logic wouldn’t work?

I do not believe you.

Liz Wheeler #fundie #transphobia

@Timjer #202584
Well, once one raises the ’we’re offended’ flag, they all flock to find offenses, not the actual story.

Spencer_Shayy , CupOfAbominations & Ava #transphobia

“TIFs always think they're more analytical and logical than other women”
Well, transgenders do not think that the condition is a sexual fetish, or that it’s only been an issue for the last ten to thirty years….

Grayson Bakich #transphobia

This might be a reasonable observation if the parade was IN THE FUCKING USA. Or, maybe, if state legislatures were outlawing parades. Or a grass-roots movement to purge the olympics, maybe? I guess?

Liz Wheeler #fundie #transphobia

“The Olympics opens by desecrating The Last Supper… Jesus & His apostles replaced by an obese woman & transgenders.”
The Last Supper is Italian, and it’s in Italy. Why in the fuck would the Olympics have anything to do with it?
The Festival of Dionysus, however, is a painting of a Greek god. And his feast. And it hangs in the Louvre.
It has SWEET FUCK ALL to do with you.

“I told you this is spiritual warfare.”
You’re taking offense where none was meant.

“This was never about “tolerance & inclusion.””
You’re butthurt for reasons of your own imagination.

“These are demons who want to force you worship Satan.”
It’s a party. No one’s forcing you to party with Donysus.

wondermom_67 #fundie

“We need a freedom for religion....”
You have that. SO i have to think what you WANT is something else.

“I am so tired of having to comform to what minorties want.”
You mean like not being able to buy liquor on someone else’s Sabbath? Medical decisions being between you, your doctor, and the state legislature? Or the Presidency going to the LOSER of the popular vote?
Shucks.
Darn.
My heart simply bleeds for you.

"We all know that there are far more CHRISTIANS in the US, than athiest....Why do we sit by and allow them to shove their non beliefs down our throats.”
I think you confuse atheist beliefs and secular policies.
Sounds like what you want is to be able to discriminate.

“It has always been a Majority rule in this country....”
Except when it isn’t….

“and we CHRISTIANS are the majority. We are going to have to take a stand against such groups.”
First learn yourself up on the Constitution, please.

UpsideDown #sexist

Incel is told to ‘be nice’ to attract girls.
Incel holds the door open for one woman.
Incel asks when he can expect his blowjob. Talks fast and runs faster when she threatens to call the cops.
Incel tells the internet that girls ‘hate nice guys.’

OR, Incel that’s cultivated a habit of referring to women as foids, holes, femoids, and worse.
REALLY and HONESTLy thinks he can control his language in female company.
A girl he knows is upset at work.
Offers a shoulder to cry on and agrees that her cum-dump supervisor is a bitch, should be hung upside down by a fishook as punishment.
Tells the internet being supportive doesn’t work.

spidermean2 #fundie

“America has dealt with atheists before in the form of communists.”
Communism is not a form of atheism. Atheism isn’t a form of communism.
Dumb people conflated the two and thought they were the same thing. That’s why they changed our motto to ‘In God We Trust’ and added ‘Under God’ to the pledge, thinking they were fighting communism.
Now, people who are EVEN DUMBER think both extend as far back as the Founding Fathers.

“The killing spree of atheists is not over yet, Ameica has yet to deal with China a few years from now and Russia as well.”
But suddenly ‘Mericans think Putin’s empire is the way to go.

JustThinkAboutIt #fundie

“This is simple. To believe in evolution without any supernatural power involved you have to believe in everything coming from nothing.”
Except you don’t. That’s nothing to do with evolution.

“And after you have been able to answer that first question which is impossible as EVERYTHING that is actually OBSERVED in this world is made from something.”
You have evidence about things in the world. Does that apply to the creation of the universe, though? And that’s not evolution.

“Then you have to ask after life came from nothingness from the matter that came from nothing how it survived a huge explosion making the universe.”
You see the Big Bang as a cornocopia, spinning out the universe as we see it. And still not Evolution.

"Not to mention that then randomly 80% or more of the world suddenly has an urge to believe in something they cant see or contact with (according to you that its not there). There should be no urge for that.”
We evolved to assign agency for some reason. It’s why we yell at the car and the lawnmower to work. Not sure why, but we do that.

"There should be no wright and wrong.”
Fucking wrong. We couldn’t develop as cvilizations without some morals. Cultures that developed these ideas advanced a lot more than those that didn’t.

“There should be no punishment.”
You really should talk to a beta reader about these fanfics.

"There should be no laws. There should be no fear of anything.”
Just a string of baseless ad hom offered as an argument.

JohnR7 #fundie

“Remember, when you judge me, your really only judging yourself.”
Yes.
When i judge that Trump thinks Hannibal Lecter is real, and is a fucking moron, I judge that _I_ am smarter than a turducken.

But i suspect that by ‘judge’ you mean ‘condemn.’ And that’s stupid.

StartTakingNotes #sexist

“StartTakingNotes: the differance is most superheroes fight supervillans in the act of causing harm, not chasing down and stabbing people that were accused of rape. Some mental gymnastics going on in this comments section lmao”
But the rapists ARE guilty. In the context of the show, justice is being applied, however delayed. At least the audience knows this. In that it’s less superhero and more ‘War Crimes Tribunal’ finding escaped Nazis.
There is a scifi episode of i forget what show, where a professor with a time machine hunts rapists. After they’re convicted in a court of law, of rape and murder, and sentenced to death, she goes back to before the rape and shoots them. This one’s a little more problematic, as at the time of their execution, they’re not actually guilty of the crime. And she’s the only one who knows they’ll ever be sentenced to death.
Still, it’s an effort to save innocent lives and apply justice… Somewhat.

Kingkongyew #fundie

“If you doubt the authenticity of the bible I suggest you do your homework and test that.”
Test whether or not Moses wrote Deuteronomy, and whether or not God told him to?

Well, Deuteronomy 34:6 is Moses’ funeral.
Pretty sure Moses didn’t write that. Especially the line extolling how humble Moses was ‘even to this day.’

"Youll find that the bible is? the most consistently reproduced historical document with the most authentic copies”
WOuld that number include the Adulterer’s Bible, that listed the commandment as ‘Thou SHALT commit adultery’?
Strike two.

“ History is proven by consistent verification by multiple sources not fairy tales.”
But, we don’t know who really wrote the Gospels or exactly when. Matthew, for example, doesn’t say ‘I am Matthew and here is my testimony.’

"More proof of the existence of Jesus than anyone else in the world many X over.”
The Articles of Faith were agreed upon, approved by Constantine, and THEN they picked the books of the Bible to match their religious views, one of which being that Jesus existed. All those books would count as one source, if we knew the authors, the dates they wrote them, and the purpose for writing them.

Received #fundie

“Theories in science tend to be educated guesses.”
Yep. All of science is a very educated guess, that happens to have a lot of evidence.

“However, if you are educated in theories, all you will get is theories.”
He said on the internet…
Do you have GPS?
Watch satellite TV?
All of which operate on educated guesses.

“And indeed (the motto of christianforums) all theories are to a degree assumption.”
And to a greater degree, evidenced.

"Thus, many are educated in assumption.”
With peer review working doggedly to reduce and remove assumptions…

“Cheers for the laws of nature, and cheers for the cure for X, but assumption will never get you anywhere until it becomes fact.”
FACTS are what the theories are trying to explain and codify. The THEORY will never become a fact.

Grant Swank #fundie

“Who in his right mind would ever believe that the complicated homo sapien derived from a speck?”
People who understand evolutionary theory a LOT better than you do.

“That's getting the larger from the smaller.”
And nations are made of individuals.

“When I was in school, we were taught that one of the fundamental postulates is that one cannot get the greater from the smaller.”
THe context of this would be nice…

“Evolution is a theory, and an exceptionally wide-eyed foolish one at that.”
You’re lecturing us on postulates, but you don’t kno what a ‘theory’ is in science. Siddown.

“Nevertheless, it is a mere theory as much as tapioca pudding causes Milky Ways is a theory.”
Are you talking about the candy bars?
No, that’s not even a hypothesis.
Are you talking about the galaxy?
No, that’s incoherent.

None of this ever actually impacts on the complexity argument you’re flogging, either.

Soldier for Salvation #fundie

“Atheists, where did the fish in the Great Lakes come from?”
From other fish.
Sea-water fish that could handle fresh water have access to the lakes. Once there, some of the populations adapted and became quite at home in those waters. Not that hard to nuke out.

“You all say that million of years ago, a bunch of glaciers cruised through and dug gigantic holes in the area between Canada and the Midwestern united states.”
Geologists say that. Not necessarily ‘atheists.’

“My question to you is, where did the fish come from? If they really just sort of happened, how did the lakes get filled up with fish?”
Sloooooooowly. Over great lengths of time.

“When it rains here in my neck of the woods, we usually get some pretty big mud puddles, but those puddles never get filled up with fish.”
That’s entirely not how anyone thinks ir works.

“Isn't it much more plausible to say that large holes formed during Noah's Flood,”
Except that Noah’s flood never happened.

“and that after the Flood waters went down, the holes remained filled up with water and voila, the Great Lakes?”
No. What caused the lakes THERE and not everywhere?

“That would explain why the fish are there, because they would have already been there during the Flood.”
But the water from the FLOOD would have been OCEAN water. The Great Lakes are fresh. You have more problems by that route.

"When the water went down, and the Lakes stayed there, the fish just stayed in the lakes.”
Ocean fish stayed in the salt-water lakes and EVOLVED very rapidly into freshwater fish when the freshwater lakes magically filtered themselves.

Robert T Lee #fundie

“The close quarters of the Columbia space shuttle was not an approriate place for women to share with men."
I’m a sub sailor. The fleet has gone coed. You might be amazed to learn that professionals can behave professionally in close environments. Not everyone does, but it is possible.

“Was sex in space one of the experiments the columbia crew performed?”
Do you really imagine the Bush administration approving the research proposal for the effects of microgravity upon interpresonal physical relations?

And, BTW, wow. I think of being in orbit, i think of ‘touch the face of God’ and you think of floating hard-ons.

"If so,"
A big iff…
”the ones who were married committed adultery in space and the rest committed formnication and perhaps homosexuality.”
I like how you IMAGINE a sin and judge the entire crew as guilty.

"If that is so”
You’re one of those who reject evolution because it’s just speculation, aren’t you?

“then they got what they deserved.”
Some ungessable amount of time after an unguessable number managed to find time and privacy in a goldfish bow, God killed everyone on board and emotionally scarred everyone watching it on TV. That’s not justice…

WERE I GOD, and dead-set on punishing fornication, it might have made more sense to time it closer to the act. Say, every time someone starts undressing with whoopie in mind, the airlock starts to leak, depressurizing alarms go off. You know, a warning.
Or maybe the cameras in that space come on suddenly. Something OTHER than a serial killer’s approach.

“Should those who help corrupt and introduce human depravity into space be regarded as heros?"
Well, if you can get it up in microgravity, yes. You should.

Micheal Pearl #fundie

“In our day and age, purity is so rare, that to find an overcoming young man may be the only criterion you would want to consider.”
Why do YOU get a say in who your DAUGHTER chooses to dedicate her life to?

"Who cares if he is dumb, ugly, socially embarrassing, can’t read, and seems unable to make a living?”
If he can’t make a living, why give your daughter to him? She’s going to be on the streets, either owrking a job or homeless.

"Better to let them live down in your basement and feed them, while they sing, pray, and raise righteous kids.”
Who you will also be feeding.
I don’t know about you but one of my goals in life is NOT having to change diapers in my 70s.

Gregory #fundie

“All of you who say evil things about Bush should be investigated in my opinion.”
You don’t like the first amendment?
Then fuck off.
Call the FBI, g’head.

“All of you who don't agree with him on his policies, that's a different story.”
His policy to lie about weapons so we’d invade a country that had NOT attacked us?
I really think everyone dead in Iraq is Bush’s fault.

"The spineless coward who said that Bush needs to be hanged in another thread that I read, he should be locked up for along time unless he already has.”
If he stated he was going to shoot his way into the White House and hang him, that would be a concern for the Secret SErvice. Saying he SHOULD be hanged, sorry, that’s covered.

“Bush is your President if you live in America,”
Really wonder how numbnuts here responded to Obama being criticized…

“until he's out of office he's your President.”
Who swore to defend the constitution, which includes the 1st Amendment, which allows me to say he’s committed war crimes.

“Bush has made good and bad decisions, but dont we all?”
I haven’t sent kids to die in a country just for my daddy’s honor’s sake, though.

Slippery #fundie

“people have to realize evolution is a philosophy”
But, but, I’m not to tell lies!

“the only reason scientists preach about the earth being millions if not billions of years ago, is because they are motivated to do such because of their athiestic view of things.”
More lies. Some of those scientists you’re accusing are actually Christains, you should know. They’re CERTAINLY not the athiest of athy scientists. They just actually looked at the evidence.

“Christians likewise believe the world is young, primarily because of religious beliefs and dating back the generations from Jesus's genealogy in the Gospel of Luke.”
Of course, the Bible also tells us not to pay attention to long, boring geneologies.
And, no, there are honest Christain scientists that accept the popular estimates of the age of the Earth.
Because Science.

A Darwinian macroevolution-denying Physician #fundie

“Where is the damn solid evidence for Darwinian macroevolution?”
Sorry, ran out of crayons last night explaining ‘natural born citizen’ to Trumpers. Anyway, it’s there and it’s been roundly pummeled by peer review, and what’s come of it is is convincing to the greatest part of the science community.

"All I have ever heard and read is marginal evidence and lots of supposition along with a non or atheistic worldview that specifically rules out the possibility of considering the existence of God.”
SCIENCE rules out considering the existence of the supernatural. That’s the nature of science. There’s no way to test for magic, or gods. So, not possible to add to a scientific hypothesis.

“Science cannot imply God?”
No. YOu can infer it, but that’s your issue, not science’s.

“Complexity cannot imply God?”
Okay, you suck at math, not a reason for anyone to suspect the divine.

“To you people, it cannot because evolution is true.”
No, not the way it works. Evolution doesn’t rule out god. You just infer that it does, because Genesis can’t be taken literally.
Those that don’t have no problem believing in God AND Genesis, as an allegory. Eve’s sin refers to mankind’s CAPACITY for sin, stuff like that.

“Since evolution is true, complexity is due to evolution a priori.”
You really suck at science. Your criticism just reinforces this failing.

Tautological, completely.

“Whenever a theory such as irreducible complexity is brought forth that might lend credence to the argument that you all so despise–the very NOTION of the existence of God–then research is done with the goal in mind (implicit or explicit) of finding an explanation that fits within evolutionary theory.”
No, the idea of ID is tailor-made to slip God into the classroom, pretending that it’s science. Irreducible Complexity is a claim that does not stand up to scrutiny when non-creationists look at the examples offered as ‘evidence.’

"Peer review rules out the possibility of even considering any outside-the-box thinking.”
Well, it rules out ideas offered without the slightest taint of supporting evidence, yes.
That’s the biggest problem you have. No evidence for your ideas that doesn’t also work for other ideas.

"Toe the pseudoscientific philosophical line or be ridiculed and marginalized.”
If you cannot actually do science, and present a myth as science, you deserved to be ridiculed and marginalized. Like if i tookmushrooms and then published a vision that i claimed God gave me. There are ways to explain the experience without having to agree that God did it.

SherryL #conspiracy #fundie

@Lucilius #202484
Well, their main bitch is that they spent the RNC targeting Biden. He waited until they’d shot their wad to step down, so it wouldn’t really matter HOW they did it, they’d still complain.
They can seethe, though. They didn’t build a party platform of promises to the voters, just attacks.

“Well the way it was done is unAMERICAN”
In what goddamned way?
I recall Nixon stepping all the way down from presidencey, to be replaced by his vice president, who then ran for the office. Joe just stopped running for reelection.
What did Joe and Kamala do incorrectly?

“and not consistent with a Republican Form of government.”
Cry harder. You guys are going to get your asses handed to you and you’re making up all sorts of excuses. I mean, other than you ran an old guy with dementia who wants to end democracy and has pissed almost everyone off….

"So what does it mean?”
It means we get the first woman president.

“It means we are headed for a Marxist country.”
That’s what you said about Biden. And about Obama. And about Clinton. And about the other CLinton.

“We are headed for anything goes politics.”
After Trump has promised an end to voting? After Trump promised a wall and Mexico to pay for it?
Are you paying ANY attention? We had whatever went into his goddamned head for 4 years.

"We are in banana republic type politics.”
Chicken Little’s sky is unstable.

“ We are in the people no longer have a voice politics.”
That’s what scares you, the people who DON’T LIKE YOU have a very loud voice.

The Parkus Empire #fundie

“I mean your spouse is close family, even closer than your parents.”
Except i can’t get a kidney from my wife. I could from my sister or mother. That makes both of them pretty damned close.

“ Marriage is a lifelong commitment, a serious responsibility.”
A belief that the secular government doesn’t practice or enforce on anyone.
Kim Davis, whose religion teaches against divorce, has been married three times, IIRC.
SO, this is maybe a reason the Catholics not conduct same-sex marriages, but meaningless for the secular government.

"Divorce is a perversion, a wrong, an evil.”
But legal.

“Making perversion the norm and responsibility the exception, as the OP advocates, stems from a complete absence of distinction.”
Okay. But still, there’s no secular purpose to outlawing divorce. So you’re not actually making any point, here.

Jeff of Norwich #fundie

“Today, they openly mocked and blasphmed the moment before Christ went into His passion.”
Oh, whoops, my mistake.
What they staged was the painting, Feast Of Dionysus, Greek God of Festivals and festivating.
A greek god for the greek games.
Much rational. Very sense.

Still, if it offends the ‘everything is about me’ Christains, that’s bonus.

Andrew Anglin #transphobia

“Being 50 or whatever and being tricked into turning your son into a tranny is confusing to me.”
I must say, i believe that to be true. The confusing part, anyway.
But Elon didn’t ‘turn’ anyone trans.
And it’s Elon’s daughter, not son.

"It seems that at that age, you probably should have figured out your views on these things.”
Figuring it out is not the same as being brave enough to come out.

“People often change their views during their 20s, but any major changes in a worldview after the age of 30 is very strange.”
I’m 61. My world view has changed greatly several times in the last 30 years. And the previous 30, to be honest.

“Further, Musk is supposed to be some kind of Tony Stark genius, so how is it so easy to trick him?”
Musk lost how many gaillion dollars on Twitter?
Think about that for a bit.

“That having been said, he likely is legitimately mad about this situation. I don’t know how any human could not be mad about it.”
I doubt i would be. But i have done a lot of growing up in the last (checks watch) 61 years.
The MAD ones are the parents that take their kids’ successs and failures very personally. That basically see their offspring as accessories to their self-image. Fuck, and i say this with all due respect, them.

“Saying “my son is dead” is pretty hardcore. At least for him.”
It’s pretty selfish. ALl he sees is HIS self-image affected. And again, he can fuck all the way off.

“I am certain some of you are dealing with the situation of a divorced wife turning your son into a tranny,"
Wow. You’re stupid.

“and you really have to take this position of “he’s dead” and just write him off.”
I have three sons. One came out to me as gay. I did not write him off because I AM A GOD DAMNED PARENT! He’s my KID, not my sportscar or my prize racing pigeon. Family. Blood viscosity vs. water and all that.

“There is nothing else you can do.”
Accept her? Support her? Stand up for her?
DO whatever you can to help her? Visit the doctor with her?
At LEAST learn enough about the subject to stop using slurs orthinking she’s a victim in this.
You know.
Being an empathetic person, not a twatwaffle.

“You don’t have the ability to stop it.”
Nor should you.

“If you tried to stop it, the government would send men with guns to kill you or lock you in a cage.”
WHich is suddenly an attractive option, you know?

"And even then, you wouldn’t stop it, you would just be dead or in prison and your son would still be a tranny.”
Is there a downside to this, though?
Can’t rush into it, there might be negative connotations or consequences…

“But listen: do not try to have a relationship with a tranny child.”
Good advice for you, i think.

“It’s not going to help anything – it is only going to break your heart further. You can have more sons. You can’t save a tranny son.”
I’m guessing you’re twelve? And your friend announced their nature and you were unable to talk them out of it, so they’re not your friend any more.
Good for them, can’t let the snake keep injecting their venom.

Alan Burns #fundie

“I have already pointed out that intelligent design does exist as demonstrated by numerous man made designs.”
Yes. ANd there are certain things that could tell us it’s designed rather than random.
First one that comes to mind is that artifacts show signs of the use of tools.
Clams do not.

"As the Christian bible says we are made in God's image, so it is feasible that we inherited this attribute of intelligent design from God.”
But we’re not DESCENDENTS of God, are we? So we can’t inherit shit from God. You’d have to offer some reason to think that design is contagious.

“And does it matter what method God used to produce a DNA molecule containing all the data and mechanisms needed to create and maintain a complete human being?”
Yes, it does. You want to credit someone i don’t believe exists. That kinda makes the mechanism crucial.
Sort of like when you guys thank god that cancer goes into remission. How did God manage that? The mechanism is crucial to our giving god the credit.

"The specific complexity of the end result far exceeds the Goo which would be produced by two billion years of totally random events acting on life's basic ingredients.”
One, please demonstrate the method by which you measure complexity.
Two, please demonstrate the upper limit of complexity that ‘goo’ could achieve.
Three, please educate yourself on the fact that evolution is NOT totally random events.
Four, stop using logical fallacies in your arguments.

Larkyn #fundie

"he and his wife are fine together.”
Oh, wow, such a HAPPY ending.
This is the worst part, for me. I mean, aside from the fact you have the biology skills of a pencil sharpener.

So, A couple were married, with three kids, and the guy announced he’d rather fuck some men. It would take a MIGHTY liberal woman to be okay with that. More likely she felt humiliated, betrayed, and heartbroked.
Then he gets AIDS.
THEN he cures himself, by sheer willpower, to fuck women again.
Tell me, if YOUR wife left you for other men and got STDs and came back to you, you’d welcome her? You’d be FINE with her? No resentment, no hesitation? No therapy? I mean, you went into such detail on the HIV (most of it obvious bullshit), and the reconcilliation was, what, a weekend?
I wouldn’t take my wife back that quickly if she went vegan for a year.

dude4 #fundie

“... you damn athiests are allowed to have things that degrade Christianity”
I should think that the Crusades degrade Christainity. The Inquisition. Witch trials.
And as a matter of fact, you guys do your best NOT to allow it. I’ve been stationed in states where i couldn’t buy liquor on Sunday because of YOUR superstition, not mine.

"and try to make religous scriptures 'like the 10 commandments' that there is nothing wrong with”
I know some abused kids might quibble that there’s something wrong with ‘honor thy father and mother’ with no qualifications.

“come off buildings.”
Government buildings.
It’s okay, it’s only a constitution thing.

“If you took time to read them you will find out that there is nothing that will offend you...”
I have read it.
The first four violate the 1st Amendment.
WHy does the courthouse have a say on who i fuck?
If we didn’t covet, then capitalism would crash and burn.

Sun Valley #fundie

“Why do atheists fear the religious education in schools so much?”
We’ve seen the results of homeschooling. We don’t want our engineers thinking the sky is solid or our doctors thinking diseases are demons.

“Answer :The unbelievers are afraid of the truth.”
Yes, yes, we demand our atheist safe spaces to contemplate our godless navels.

“They know that they are wrong already.”
Nope, not even close.

“However, they still refuse to believe because they do not want to change their lifestyle.”
I’ve been a believer. With the exception of weekly visits to my ward, my lifestyle is largely unchanged. I don’t drink, smoke, use illicit drugs, sleep around… My neighbor is gay, i do not lust after his spouse. My other neighbor is also gay, same thing.

“Especially the atheists are the most number one against this teaching creation in school.”
Yep. Atheists are the only ones who read the Constitution. Yepper.

TotallyNotCanino #fundie

“I see a lot of incels that want to be loved and all that stuff by a female.”
I really fear that most incels cannot understand what love is.
Their emotional range is ‘hungry; horny; angry.’
They think ‘hungry’ is the same as ‘horny,’ you need sex to survive.
They cannot make a distinction between love and sex, so any woman that won’t give up the pussy is witholding affection. They SAY love, they MEAN ejaculation, and the lack of both moves them to anger.

"That is sadly not possible since these mindless cock sleeves are not able to feel love let alone love for an incel.”
They won’t fuck you. That is NOT the same as having no love in them. But i doubt there’s any in you…

"Females can't love the man himself they didn't evolve this way. They can only love how chad makes them feel.”
Projecting nicely, there.

“They can love chad as a tool.”
Projecting jealously.

“They can imitate love but loving truly no they cant.”
And there’s you, the incel, unable to even fake respecting women long enough to seduce one of those cocksleeves, huh?

“Just a reminder that men who think their female loves them are being deceived.”
Apparenly, incels use ‘just a reminder’ as a subject line for ‘here comes more propaganda.’

Nathaniel #fundie

“the internet should be a place where people of pure heart devoted to Jesus congregate to spread the word of God.”
When the television was invented, early supporters claimed that in a few years, everyone would be able to read. No reason at all for illiteracy.

"But you people have usurped it”
Usurped suggests that at one point you owned it. You never owned it.

“spread your filth.”
Ever see how much the use of PornHub goes up in cities that host religious conventions?

“btw, religion is not tearing the world apart,”
Women are dying because their abortion rights have been removed by people who are waving the bible. Shove a creme-filled dildo in your ass and sit down.

"it's the sin of the Devil that's responsible.”
You’re wrong about everything else you’ve said, why wuold i take this seriously?

abidingone #fundie

“The theory of evolution requires billions of years of constant violations of the 2nd Law.”
Look up the scientific definitions of ‘ape’ and the ’2nd Law Of Thermodynamics.’
Humans fit APE a lot better than Earth fits the 2nd Law.

Revisionist Historians for World Peace #racist #wingnut #crackpot #conspiracy

“So now you know that even an assassination attempt on a former POTUS and current 2024 candidate is fraught with hidden objectives”
Well, we don’t know the shooter’s motive, but a BUNCH of people are using the event for their objectives.

"and religious significance”
If God saved the Orange Turd, He’s also the one that saved Obama. They were constantly finding new bullet holes in the White House during his term

“and political purposes”
See ‘for their own objectives’ above.

“and esoteric meaning.”
He got a chip of glass in his ear. Two men died. Unless you actually have a photo of one or more souls departing the body, it’s about a religious as any school shooting.

Cassandra MacDonald #sexist #wingnut

@Yutolia #202281

And they talk about the wonderful visit they had with Tom and his wife, Nadine, who have two kids and two adopted children.
No, bitch, they have four kids.

I do love the meme going around, asking how the GOP would treat Kamala if she ahd five kids by three different men. And then fucked a porn star.

Helena Glass #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

“Our military contractors seem to be a diminishing breed of incompetence.
…In other words, Boeing planes are falling apart midair, they can’t find anyone who wants to buy their missiles, their astronauts are stranded in space – but their diversity and sustainability is just peachy keen.”

Boeing had a CEO for a few year that fired all the experienced Quality Control inspectors who put quality above company profit. he replaced them with people who were more oriented towards the bottom line. A significant drop in welds and rivets that failed inspection or materials that weren’t of the highest quality.
Now we see the repercussions of pure, unbridled capitalism, not Equal Opportunity Employment you racist fuckknuckle.

I work as a military contractor. We’re doing quite nicely and actually taking over contracts from other vendors because of our history of performance and dependability.
AND we were just named a top business to work for based on DEI acceptability.
So put that in your blowhole and choke on it.

Lila Rose #fundie #sexist #wingnut

jason #fundie

"The atheist knows without evolution they have no argument.”
I believed in evolution when i was among the Faithful.
My problems with my first religion were along entirely different lines.
Replace evolution with any other scientific view supported by the evidence we have collected and i’ll still be an atheist.

“So they will freely pervert science”
Like the ID textbook that copies the Creationist textbook, including mistakes, word for word? Oh, wait, that’s creationists perverting science. Oh, how about CONSTANTLY viewing the Big Bang as part of evolutionary theory? Oh, no, that’s creationists again. Lies about Lucy’s fossil? Lies about how fossils are dated? Lies about Darwin’s deathbed confession? Lies about Darwin’s motive? Lies about Hitler reading Darwin with glee?
Huh. No, all the perversion of science seems to be the god-botherers.

"and ad hom the critics because they can't silence them any other way.”
Now that’s funny. Ad hominems don’t silence anyone.
To silence creationists, though, you just ask for their evidence.

Icy-Flamingo-9693 #ableist #crackpot #elitist #psycho #wingnut

I just heard someone say that half of the homeless in this counter are orphans that aged out of the foster care network. And were dumped on the streets, with no family to fall back on. No help until they could ‘get on their feet.’

So, WE as a collective, failed them.
So the current push to stop abortion and maximize the people IN the foster care programs are also maximizing the homeless problem.

Canadian Malcontent #fundie

“In Kansas you can go to jail for evolving”
Well, individuals don’t evolve. So, yeah, if you did, you’d have to be in some Black Mirror episode, delving into unholy science and melodramatic research. There’s no way your funding proposals were straight-up hnoest about that. Fraud would seem likely.

Mateo1970 of NY #fundie

“Many of us have struggles with homosexual thoughts”
So you’re experiencing same-sex attraction. No need to struggle, really.
“and even acted out on them.”
Good for you!

“It in no way means we are gay.”
Nope, sorry. Gay MEANS same-sex attraction.
Acting on it just confirms your status.
You need to come to terms with yourself.

"That is strictly a political designation. A man can love other men and even sexually penetrate them as an act of male bonding, yet still maintain his heterosexual identity.”
No. He really cannot.
Look, i support gay rights, politically. Some conservatives call me gay for that reason. But i have never HAD homosexual urges, thoughts, or encounters. All my urges are het. All my porn, all my sex experiences.

"As long as you don't defend the militant lifestyle like the extremist liberals, then you can be proud of your manhood.”
Ah. You think gays can’t be manly.
Your bigotry is helping tie you in a knot.
Whoever fucked you up should pay for that shit.

Mademan #conspiracy #quack

“Mademan: No such thing as "airborne nuclear war". All are on-ground devices.”
Yep. Sure. That’s why some of our warheads have radar fusing options, where they can use the radar in the warhead to tell hou far they are above the ground. They won’t go off until they HIT the ground, but they like to know. for, un, no reason.

And we never aim some distance beyond a target, thinking it’ll explode overhead. Nope. we’re counting on the surface burst doing all the damage to the site.

And we never program the warhead to arm in flight and explode X many seconds after launch. The timer will time out but it STILL waits to reach the ground before boom.

"Nuclear radiation and fallout are not what they are made out to be”
And you know this….how?

“and microwave radiation (non-ionizing) from all the cell phone towers, wifi, smartphones, etc is much more dangerous.”
I knew a guy who was on the team that washed down the ships used in the Bikini Island blast. His whole unit died young of variosu cancers. The VA was frankly amazed he lasted as long as he did.
If Microwave radiation was MORE dangerous i’m pretty sure everyone with a phone would be watching their ears rot and fall off.

Pretty sure you’re full of shit.

kenny p #fundie

“Evolutionists believe that ALL matter everywhere in the Universe came from a small highly compressed speck approx. the size of the head of a pin”
The Big Bang is a physics thing, cosmology. Not evolution. You can believe that the entire universe came from a babooon’s scratched nuts and not impact the evidence for evolution.

“that decide to 'blow up'”
‘decided’ is not part of the Big Bang theory.

“That takes a lot more faith than Religious people have.....”
Some religious people actually research the Big Bang. They just accept it as part of God’s plan and mechanism.

“Why in all these 'billions and billions' of years did that Big Bang
happen only once?”
Well, it can’t happen AGAIN until the entire universe collapses back to the singularity.

“Why has only one intelligent species evolved over the 'billions' of years evolutionist say we have been here? Surely others would have paralleled us in all that time”
Can you show for a fact that no other race HAS evolved? Ever? Anywhere?

“Why, in all these billions of years, did North America remain civilly unpopulated, except for a few nomadic tribes, until a few hundred years ago?”
That’s a matter for anthropology, not evolution.

“ You know, it's easy to read you. As I review the responses that you give people, you spout nothing but nonsensical rhetoric and claim victory.”
Feel free to look up those responses and see if they match mainstream science.

“I'm doubting you even took the time to review any link that you were provided,”
So your response remains, attack the person, not the argument.

"I am leaving for now to go to church. Would love to have you join me.........if you aren't afraid of that too.”
Yes, it’s entirelly FEAR that keeps me out of church. Another attack on the opponent as a person, not the argument.

ThrowItUp #fundie

“1. No they are not.”
Sure, sure. The facts are agaqinst you, but cling to your superstition.

“Humans are in God's image.”
Then your God is an ape. With vestitial organs.

“2. But chimps smell their own poo. 'Nuff said.”
What a clueless elitist you are.
Humans lick other people’s assholes for sexual gratification.
Humans use frozen turds as dildos.
Humans have weaponized their poop (see Punji sticks).
During famines, people have picked through elephant poop to find undigested kernels of wheat.
We are fucking animals, dude.