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Godschild #fundie

Never mind anything else here. THIS is stupid:

“There would have been fourteen supplying milk"
Um….
You’re a fucking idiot.
Bulls don’t supply milk. So a max of 7 cows.
But the cows were among the animals that were sacrificed immediately upon landing, so a max of 6. And they need to repopulate the world of cows, so THEY were feeding the calves, no?
And THAT only works if the cows have FOOD. It took months for the waters to recede, so there’s no seaweed right around the Ark, they’re on top of a mountain. Miles and miles from the seaweek.
And the plants were underwater for at least 10 months.
And the nuts? The creationist model demands a lot of churn on the landscape, so the fossils got buries. There’s no room for a layer of last season’s nuts to be laying around for the collecting.
Even if you fudge the numbers, counting ALL the cows as milk sources is so god damned stupid it has to be focused on….

rickdylan #fundie

“The two main pillars of evolutionist philosophy are that "survival of the fittest" is the only moral law in nature”
Um….wow. No. That’s a bad interpreation.
‘Survival of the most fit’ is more of a scorecard than a moral. The science is not attempting to teach or frame morality.
Like, we can teach electrical theory and talk about negatives WITHOUT endorsing negative outlooks.

“and that he who dies with the most offspring is the winner.”
You need to read more than just the chapter titles, dickweed. Understand evolution, first, then explain it.

"The two ideals in that moral world have to be the serial rapist, and the welfare mother. Those are the two people an evolutionist would look up to.”
Where the fuck do you think welfare comes from in that world, then?

rapturecalldan #fundie

“In my town, city hall had to remove their nativity scene because of this nonsense,”
Yeaaaaah, the constitution is pretty fucking silly, innit?
Of course, if it was an unconstitutional Sharia dispaly, you’d be quoting the SCOTUS decisions right and left.

“me I still have a nativity in front of my house”
As long as you live on your own property, no one gives two shits.

“If I were told to remove”
Who are you imagining would be doing this? Maybe your HOA?

“it I would go one step farther and use real animals and people!!”
That would probably be a health hazard. You may not be zoned for livestock.

Luke Hobbs #fundie

“Yes. God would want that to happen before he would want a mother to kill her baby just to save her own life.”
Then why does she get the chance to make a choice?
If he wants HER dead, he’s the guy that’s set people on fire out walking around offending him. Or set two she-bears to attack and ‘tare up’ people offending his prophets. Any time ANY celebrity keels over, people are quick to search their filmography to identify the film(s) that got God to strike him/her down. Gay man dies at 90 of an overdose, a televangelist notes that he played Judas on a PBS production of a passion play in the 50’s, and THAT’S WHY!
If he wants to kill a pregnant woman, and WANTS her to die rather than use medicine, why give her cancer? Have her hit by a car. In the restroom. On the 45th floor. There’s no mistaking THAT as God’s will.

Fenix_120 #fundie

“Even if we have to prove their is a God,”
That is the nature of proof, yes.

“you have to prove to me that their was evolution.”
Okay.
“and I don't mean Dawins "theory of evolution" ether.”
Um, okay. Pretty sure I’m not claiming that YOUR definition of evolution happened, so not interested in proving a claim i haven’t made. So if i say ‘you have to prove to me that god exists, but i mean Ishtar,’ that’s coming at you in good faith?

“Did you know that every time the earth rotates around the sun it gets one inch closer to the sun?”
Aside from the fact this is not true, what the fuck does it have to do with any definition of evolution?

“That would mean that a million years ago the earth was farther from the sun than Pluto is now.”
No, at that rate, it would be almost 16 miles further away, IF that rate was constant for a million years.

“You think anything could survive in that?”
Earth’s orbit varies by more than 15 miles each fucking year. So, yes.
Now, what’s your definition of evolution, fuckknuckle?

amy_elisabeth #fundie

“Keep proclaiming His Word. He is THE way, THE truth, and THE life. If they don't hear it and repent, they go to hell............... forever.”

You ever hear of anyone putting out an advert that LOST them sales?
A poorly timed joke, or a poorly chosen celebrity, or just awful associations?
If you keep annoying the fuck out of potential recruits, all you’re doing is FAILING your god. Sure, YOU’RE in the right religion, but everyone else just associates your faith with ‘that annoying bitch that won’t shut up about what i’m doing wrong.’
Could it MAYBE be better to save more people by NOT being an offputting aggravant?

Cheery #fundie

EveryDayIsANightmare #sexist

“• Her storied sexual past”
First movie i saw Raul Julia in was Gumball Rally. He’s a race car driver. He gets into the car he’s been hired to drive, says, ‘First Rule of Italian Driving’ and rips the rear view mirror off, tosses it away. ‘Whatssa behind me don’t matter.’
She’s with me. And she’s taken a shower since anything that happened. It doesn’t matter a damn.
Also, i’m not 12, and i don’t believe in cooties.

“• The fact that she did”
As above. She chose ME, now, and that’s what matters.

"• The fact that her prime sexual years are behind her”
This is not a fact. Sorry.

“• Her telling him she's too tired for sex"
If my sex slave turns me down, we have the problem. If my partner isn’t in the mood, I can adapt.

“ Her browsing FB,"
Oh, look. You’re jealous of an adult having a life and must interpret it as you missing something. Grow the fuck up.

“• Her ladies' nights out with her BFFs where she doesn't text or call for long periods”
I used to make submarine patrols with zero contact. If i didn’t trust her, why the fuck would i marry her?

“• Her insistence that trust is essential,"
It is essential, dipwad. But if what she does bothers you, say so. Preferabye before conttracts are signed.

“• The fact that she constantly complains about not having enough money,"
Your ‘facts’ are terrible fantasies.

“• Her pushing him"
You have a downright toxic view of marriage. Just shoot your dick off and save everyone the time and drama

“• Her interest in the polyamorous lifestyle”
Not sure if this is your fantasy o ryour nightmare?
I’ve seen open marriages. Some work. Some don’t.
Ours isn’t open. Hasn’t been for 40 years or so.

“• Her "feminist awakening"”
I married a grownup. We seem to have missed this ‘awakening’ and my ‘midlife crisis.’

“• The knowledge that divorce (which seems more certain by the day)"
Forty years. Not inevitable.

“• The fact that at least one of their children doesn't really resemble him much”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

“Sure, we may be incel, but at least we will never have to live with all the rationalizations and bullshit a non Chadly male has to endure”
Dude, you’re nothing BUT rationalization.

gufestus1 #fundie

philster #fundie

“All of those who object to the teaching of creationism as a viable alternative to evolution are NOT being scientific or objective”
Don’t have to be. Creationism is a political tool for a religious agenda.

“The fact of the matter is that nobody alive today was present when the earth and the species on it came into existence by whatever means”
Neither of those are evolution. And science does not require eyewitness testimony.
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“If we can engineer plant and animal DNA now, then how can we assume that a higher intelligence couldn't have done a better job millions of years ago? To reject this possibility is to assume that we're currently the most advanced organisms in existence for the entire history of time.”
You’re not arguing in good faith. No one says no one could have ever done this. Just that there’s no evidence for it.
Besides a book.

“I guess the same people that would exclude creationism as an explanation to our existence would also teach that given enough time, all of the metal, glass, rubber, paint, etc. in an automobile would spontaneously be drawn up from the earth and create a functional machine.”
Doesn’t your god dislike liars?

"We are biological machines”
Sure.
“we've been designed,”
By trial and error
“so therefore - there's a engineer/designer.::”
Nope.

“Just as it's never been proven that macro evolution (as opposed to micro variations in species) has ever produced a living thing”
Holy crap you’re stupid.
Macroevolution isn ot a THING. It’s not a separate force or process. It’s just a way of saying ‘there was a lot of microevolution that changed this gene pool from fossil A to fossil B.’
If you accept microevolution, you’ve accepted everything needed for macroevolution you dork.

" Think again - a living animal spontaneously arising out of the dirt. That's not very scientific.”
That’s, um, that’s YOUR model.

White Shooting Star of HK #fundie

“If Evolution is true, then why only females can give birth?”
That’s what ‘female’ fucking MEANS, genius. WAY way back in the past, some mutation provided for specialization which included the egg-making part and the sperm-making part. It kinda caught on.

“Female mammals give birth.”
As per the definition, yes.

“They say species pass on genes to ensure the survival of their kind.....”
No, ‘kind’ is a religious term. We say ‘survival of the species.’

“so is it not faster and better if both gender can give birth instead of just one??”
THere are species where all the members possess the traits of both genders. That’s the path they ended up on. But as long as you’re using terms like ‘both genders’ that precludes males giving birth.

“If both can give birth, then genes are passed to a faster rate”
How the fuck do you figure THAT?
Someone DID tell you that the kids females give birth to HAVE the genes of the father, right? RIGHT? Tell me you know this. LIE ifyou must, but tell me….

“and it could also improve the survival rate of the species.”
No, it really wouldn’t. Pretty sure men giving birth would bring reproduction to a whiny, trembling, HALT. We’re not that tough.

“Many species faced extinction so why didn't they evolved to have male species to give birth?”
What in the name of fuck is a ‘male species?’
Are you just too stupid to even ask questions on this?
My instructor at Instructor school SWORE there were no dumb questions, but i’d like to slep him in the face with your post.

“But this will never happen because God designed only a female can give birth!! (Genesis chapter)”
Still, gotta ask what a male species is.

“Really, it is sad for someone to ignore the creator Jesus Christ.”
It’s sad when cousins marry, but here you are.

“If you think evolution is true, then can you explain why only the female gender can reproduce??”
Yes.
Not going to waste the photons, but yes.

Red #fundie

A Fellow Patriot #fundie #wingnut #crackpot #conspiracy

“3 – Senomyx is a biotech company that uses aborted fetal cells in their research and development of “artificial flavors.” This is being put into our food. This is a partial list of brands that support, or have supported Senomyx.”
Fuck.
Pretty much everything we eat, and all medication including Ivermectin, is tested against established stem cell lines. Not from new abortions, but long-term, popular, used-everything lines. You’ve ingested something that’s been TESTED ON stem cells. You’re not EATING stem cells.
This is about as responsible as ending the story with ‘and when she got out of the car, they found a hook hand in the door.’

Ronen and Jim #racist

“Some of us are hesitant to admit it, but there does seem to be a signficant percentage of white women who, given the opportunity, have some sort of genetic attraction to niggers.”
Why would you hesitate to grasp that excuse?
it’s not that your looks or personality failed to attract a mate, no one saw your personality and found you about as attractive as wet food in the sink. No, something out of her control drives her to sleep with black men. So you can still be SUPERIOR.

“Some of us want to believe that if it weren't for the media, these women wouldn't be attracted to nigger animals”
The Media, that’s your problem.

“However, I think it's more along the lines of a sexual deviation like homosexuality.”
I’m sure that is an easy idea to sell. “Hey, sweetie, you don’t REALLY like Idris Elba, you WOULD want to fuck ME, but you watch too much HBO.”

“ so white women cohorting with negroes is the result of some type of mental illness"
Keep telling yourself that. Might as well invoke bush magic or aliens. ANYTHING to make it NOT that they chose AGAINST you. Has to be mind control. Man, you’re desperate.

Ben K #fundie

“we ARE pitiful and weak, and can't do anything on our own.”
So, God delivered the internet to us? Airplane flight? Vaccinations? Hip replacement surgery?

“Compared to God at least”
Meh. I can’t fly, compared to Thor, but i DID manage to replace a lightbulb last night. Never see Thor do that shit. Or Ishtar.

“Another thing, why do you people have to bring anyone down who tries to post something positive”
You have weird goalposts for ‘positive.’ Kinda masochistic. Not to kink-shame, but not everyone sees our utter subjection to a misogynistic, racist, narcissistic fuckstain as a good thing.

“ and hopefully uplifting?”
Because ti didn’t uplife.

“Are you gothic or something?”
You have an odd idea of what ‘Goth’ means.

“Don't you like being happy?”
When i was among the Faithful i was suicidal. Again, not everything YOU think of as a happy thought is happy for everyone

SeekingHim #fundie

“How can they justify having beautiful Christian sentiment cards next to GAY GARBAGE cards?”
It’s a business. There’s a market.
God bless capitalism and free speech.

“Just goes to show you that they're only in it for the all-mighty dollar. It's a sign of the times.”
You answered your own question. So your question was just a pose.

“THIS sign says, "Come quickly, Lord Jesus!"”
Probably going to be a BIG market after the Rapture for ‘sorry you didn’t get sucked up by Jesus’ cards.

somethin a lil different #fundie

“generally men dont have modesty issues for a few main reasons:
1) we have by far less things that are essential to cover up”
You’re kind of an idiot, aren’t you?
If society doesn’t stipulate something be covered up, then not covering it is not a ‘modesty issue’ whether we’re comfortable with it or not.

“im board now if any one els can think of more reasons please add them or debate what i have put so far”
I have no idea what the POINT of this is, but all you’ve done is list the taboos that society does NOT impose on men. Yay for men…?
None of this shows women have more issues, just that society forms more taboos. But just the discussion on, say, breast feeding shows that men are the ones that FREAK THE FUCK OUT if the taboos are broken.
Pretty sure if men had to let their balls hang out to take care of kids, they’d demand special rooms in every business and mall where women just want a bdnch.

MCGOO #fundie

“Men it's time to MAN YOUR DICKS and FIRE UP YOUR BALLS.”
Neither of them are any of your business.

“The slaying has not yet began. Every new family started is an abortionist thwarted,”
Um… My family has started and produced 3 kids and two abortions. She miscarried and they removed the necrotic tissue before it affected her health. In some states, right now, they wuold not do this and she could die. Women have died due to the ‘foiled abortions.’ So, you’re wrong, and you’re IN the wrong.

“their pathetic murderous career gutterballed”
The OBGYN? Far as i know she’s still practicing.

“Every young virgin conquered and domesticated is a wild slut that will never be.”
Not until after the inevitable divorce, anyway. If you see her as occypying enemy territory, it’s not even a debate.

“FIRE THOSE DICKS rrratatat-tat-tat like a wall of Gatling guns. BAM BAM BAM. Bag dat ass. Knock em up and take them captive.”
Yeah, good one, start it as an abusive relationship save time.

“They are our other half, half of them stolen from us”
Are you a virgin? Your sex fantasies are scary.

“and the other half wayward and lost.”
No, they just don’t want You.

“They are OUR sheep.”
Keep telling yourself that.
And buy an inflatable doll.

“All you swingin' dicks RIISE UP. We live for OUR master.”
Pretty sure you’re going to end up al alone.

Alexi Sargeant #fundie

Oh, my, god.
If Jesus was a lich, namely a wizard who escapes deaththrough his own magic, then when he said ‘this is my body,’ Maybe that was a preventive measure. The place he hid the soul until a new body could be prepared.
And liches COME BACK to Their Phylactery!
What if every consecrated host is a phylactery for Jesus? Anyone that ever took the communion cookie, or toast, or wafer, could end up like Hurt in Alien, when Jesus grows a new body to come back to.

Right Hand Path #fundie

“Scientist: “I’ve invented a device that might make abortion obsolete!””
Exactly how would it do that?
If you perfect the artificial womb? So any fertilized egg can be removed, that’d be cool.

But, say, making pregnancy a completely voluntary process? That’s still going to have occassions when the woman changes her mind, or events change such as a death in the family, or a cancer requiring radiation that’ll terminate the fetus… Not quite obsoelte. But of course, some people will scream that YOU MADE YOUR CHOICE NOW LIVE BY IT!
Where there will also be a number screaming about ‘thinking we’re gods’

Panther95 #fundie

Steve Quayle #conspiracy

“It is this stable alignment which makes GPS useful in locating objects on Earth.”
You’re a teensy bit confused, there. The stuff in orbit cannot locate shit. It just tells everyone where IT is. Sonstantly.
Down here, the phone you carry? THAT triangulates the ’i’m here’ signals from the satellites, and figures out where it is, and tells you.
People controlling the satellites cannot use anything the satellite has to track your location.
People controlling the phone can get IT to report your location. But leave the phone at home before performing felony travels.

“One of the most distinctive technologies highlighted in the “Star Trek” franchise was the ability of the Federation/Star Fleet to find all of their people any time they wanted. The way Star Fleet did this was to have this little pin on their chests. This particular technique would apply more to microchip technology than to the GPS system in my view.”
I’m a treekie, but also old enough to remember Jan 6. A LOT of the people who took their phones into the MARBLE BUILDING got tracked because their phones kept asking to use the network.
Never once thought about it like communicators and scanners.
Thing was, it was entirely voluntary, and entirely preventable.

“Still, it is clear the NWO watched Star Trek and took notes.”
Didn’t have to. The market forces just answered what you fuckers were demanding.

"Global Positioning System, has been upgraded far beyond its original intention.”
The GPS original intention was to help guide army artillery. Like so much, it’s a follow-on commercial application of military technology.

“GPS is a satellite based locator technology, cruising at 22,000 miles in a geo synchronous orbit used by the military to target their missiles.”
Some missile systems. And providing precision positions for military units. Helps artillery units who know they’re right HERE, and the spotter wants bombs right THERE. And helps submarines know where they are so OUR missiles know where the evil empire is.

RadioHead777 #fundie

“Oh yeah, you moronic atheists, can you like, leave us alone so we can talk about sane things instead of insane atheism.”
If you’ll stop all political efforts and leave US alone so we can live our secular lives without your bullshit.

“Not to be mean or anything, but atheism is retarded.”
Oh, that’s not mean. Just pathetic. You insult atheists, the cognitively impaired, and yourselves by such statements.

"You can't deny the truth period.”
Tell that to the Christains that were thrown to the lions.
And then tell it to the Christains who threw pagans to the lions.

“End of story.”
Story time is for kids, i haven’t time for your stories.

“I don't feel like arguing any longer.”
You’re not even arguing, you’re just asserting. About as compelling as a stop sign in an elevator.

Allhart #fundie

"Quit NOW.”
Gonna say, no, here.

“You are saying something like a serial killer "who would kill just one more guy and then stop". See what I mean?”
No, absolutely not. I’ve never said ‘Just one more time and I’ll stop.’
I would give up profanity before fapping.

Who’s getting hurt by my fapping that wouldn’t be hurt if i abstained?
I have a vasectomy. Nothing i do will have any impact on the populartion of my household.
I also have retroejaculation from my blood pressure meds. Any spermies would not go anywhere, anyway.
My wife has had a hysterectomy. And she’s the only woman i have ever slept with.

The Rev. William H. Grimes #fundie #conspiracy

"not trying to BLEND IN with the world like “LuceFER” or “VeggieTales” or any of this other garbage!”
Yes, yes, stay the course. Don’t try to make the church revelent to the lives you’re trying to recruit. Force THEM to change to seek YOUR truthiness.
Also, you seem to only speak English? So seeing the similarity between Luce and Lucifer MUST mean they’re the same. Not like anyone in her development speaks italian, and might have a good reason to pick Luce. Lit, illuminated, daylight, like that there.
Still, appreciate your efforts to keep all Christainity in the previous century, or even earlier.

Raptor #fundie

“Why do atheistic evolutionists conclude that Christianity is false?”
Why do people who do not believe in any gods reject YOUR flavor of god?
Wow. That’s a poser, huh?
That’s like, why do people who drive automatic not shift at the same point you shift?

“Basically, they rely on the following argument.”
Evolution is science. Science has no bearing on the supernatural.
Anyone who thinks evolution disproves god is wrong, whether atheist or theist.

"The Theistic Evolutionist’s Blocking Strategy”
I would hope anyone who accepted evolution due to the science would not there’s no need to block such a bullshit argument as above.

sharaleigh23 #fundie

“A large percentage of transgender people have anxiety, are depressed, bi-polar, etc. If you have those problems, you cannot serve in the military”
As with all things, it’s largely a matter of degree. You don’t see anyone telling the Chapplain, “I’m depressed,” and getting discharged.
Also it IS the military, where the course of treatment is:
Of course you’re depressed! NO ONE GIVES A SHIT! Man up and get back to work!

"Also a lot of them kill themselves...”
I don’t think there’s a single demographic in the military that doesn’t have suicides.

“and most all are drama queens.”
Jesus Fucking Christ, if that were a disqualifying condition, we’d decimate the wardrooms, the goats locker, and nuclear power.

“This brings down the morale of all of the military.”
BEING IN THE FUCKING MILITARY BRINGS DOWN THE MORALE OF THE MILITARY!!! RAIN, SLEET, BULLETS, BUGS, THE OTHER BUGS, ISOLATION, AND UNIFORM INSPECTIONS!!! For Fuck’s Sake, if we watch a movie, and i wanna fuck the starlet, the last thing i care about is how many guys on the mess decks want to fuck the star, or how many want to BE the starlet.

“There are two sexes. Men. Women. That's all.”
Noted.

Chris Mills #fundie

“God’s will is sometimes achieved with the deaths of men who refuse to hear his voice.”
Was just reading a post about a pastor in Africa who had himself buried for three days to show God’s Power (and his own connection to Jehovah). He died, no big surprise.
Is it also god’s will that men who THINK they’re listning to god’s voice die sometimes?

Cat's Paw #fundie

“Laws that would benefit incels

Legalize prostitution.”
THAT one makes sense.

“Stop subsidizing abortion and birth control.”
You’re a sexist misogynist and no one will touch your peepee, and this will become better if we make abortion and birth control harder to access…. Or does ‘benefit incels’ include ‘amuse incels because women suffer.’?

“Abolish privacy laws. Women should not have the right to sue people who redistribute their slutty photos.”
Ha ha women suffer.

“Taxpayers subsidize abortion and birth control so they have the right to know which women use those services.”
How’s that work? The government collected money from you, it’s not your money any more. You want to control the budget, run for office.

“Make adultery and premarital sex illegal.”
Ah. Women and less ugly men also suffer, that’s what government is for.

“Make paternalist testing mandatory.”
Why in the name of any random deity would you care? How would fights and divorces benefit you except by bitter schadenfreude? Jesus, what a sad, sad litlt eperson you are.

“Ban women from working.”
You don’t want them on welfare, you don’t want them in the workforce, and you don’t want them to get alimony if their husband abandons them. Just go ahead and make it a slave class.
Of course, if you do, then men who can acquire slaves don’t need to share them wth your hateful ass. You’ll still die a virgin, you just won’t even have a chance to chat up a girl at work or the library at school, on the bus…

Mr. Pool #wingnut #crackpot #conspiracy

Michael Voris #wingnut #psycho

“If a bunch of “late votes” in Nevada and PA and MI come in”
This happens every election.
The rural counties can be totaled up quicker than cities.
The Rural counties are called for the GOP are posted early.
The Urban Votes take longer.
Long after Trump’s bragging about the win, they’re still counting the cities. THEN the just counted votes (not ‘late’) show up and people with a 3-year attention span act surprised that what happens every fucking election HAPPENED AGAIN!

Eric Hovind #conspiracy #fundie #pratt

Oh, look, Eric opened a dictionary!
And thinks evolutiojnary theory is neither OBSERVABLE, TESTABLE, REPEATABLE, nor FALSIFIABLE.

What makes it not ‘falsifiable,’ dorkfish? I mean, if you or uour dad could find an upper limit to macroevolution, that’d falsify evolution.

What makes it not repeatable? I admit, a million years is not EASILY repeatable, but we could certainly try. Funding would be a bitch, especially when the great grandkids of the initial researchers forget what the experiment is, but it IS repeatable.

Why is MILLIONS OF YEARS not observable? There’s varves. Twenty million annual layers, right? Anyone wants to drill under the river in Wyoming can find 20 million layers. or is that too much work? Get some grad students, that’s what they’re for.

Why isn’t it testable? Do you know what testable means? If you could find a rabbit fossil that tests to 64 Million YBC, that’d break the test, what?

You need to put some work into your effort, dumbass. PROVE this assertion. or shut the fuik up.

Mrs. Paige #fundie

“Why do the SATANIC LIBERALS HATE George Bush?”
The man who lied our way into a war just to get revenge for Daddy? Gosh, who knows?

“He is a GOD FEARING man of great FAITH! He LOVES all Americans!?”
Unless you’re critical of him, then you have to stand out in the 1st A zone…

“When President CLINTON was committing adultery in the OVAL OFFICE of the WHITE HOUSE OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, you didn't hear us Christian folk calling him names and hating him!”
We sure as fuck DID. I never understood why y’all acted surprised, but you were calling for his impeachment even efore the adultery.

“We STOOD BEHIND OUR PRESIDENT, even though we didn't agree with his DISPICABLE ACTS OF ADULTERY!”
No, you did not. You misremember.

“Why do the LIBERAL SATANISTS and ATHIESTS call a good GOD-FEARING, GOD-LOVING, GOD-WILLING President bad names and hate him so much!”
Because he’s working more for the oil companies than the nation or god.

“It just shows CHRISTIANS are more tolerant and we are not hypocrytical!”
Bull. Fucking. Shit. You lying bitch.

“We TOLERATED Clinton like JESUS would have.”
Oh, it’s political FANFIC. I get it, now. Faith is Hate, Love is Impeachment, all that there stuff.

“The LIBERALS won't TOLERATE BUSH but they want US TO TOLERATE the homosexuals, criminals, and the ISLAM terrorists here in OUR COUNTRY!”
But you JUST TOLD us you’re tolerant, right? That Jesus wants you to tolerate the gays, the lawbreakers, the muslims?
How does Jesus signal to you that he hates everyone you hate, and only tolerates those you’re willing to tolerate?

CreationistDude #fundie

“However, the underlying reason many folk believe in Evolution is that they do not wish to be accountable to God (or 'a' God) for anything they do on this Earth.”
So, your hypothesis is that i KNOW there’s a judgmental fuck who knows EVERYTHING i do, AND my reasons for doing it, and I think i can FOOL this omniscient being by pretending to accept evolution as a valid idea.
How DUMB would i have to be in order to think that it’s easier to go to that much effort TO GET CAUGHT ANYWAY?

Guest #conspiracy

“Signs that this has happen to you,
3. your girlfriends vagina has some kind of bump in it.”
Oh, THAT’S gotta be a fun conversation.
“How long have you had that bump?”
“Are you calling me fat?”
“No, the bump! Inside! Is that new?”
“you’re JUST noticing that?”
“it wasn’t there before.”
“Yes, it was.”
“The government put it there!”
“No. Get away. Put the flashlight down!”

Timberwolf #racist

“Um, exsqueeze me? SEVENTY percent of the voters in the 2010 elections in OK voted FOR this and ONE CLUELESS baboon in a black robe says, "Sorry Charlie"?”
Someone said, 90% of conservative outrage is just people finding out for the first time how things work.
Number of people making a bigoted decision doesn’t matter at all if the bigotry isn’t enshrined in the state or national constitution.

Steve Kirsch #conspiracy #pratt

“this was not a coincidence. I have big data proving the cause and effect. And anyone can replicate the data.”
So, the boy was tested by more than one acknowldedged, licensed specialist and found NOT to be anywhere on the spectrum.
THen got shot.
THEN got tested again, by licensed professionals, and had clearly developed autism.
And it wasn’t caused by whatever condition made the doctor PRESCRIBE 18 vaccines, because….?

@Passerby #210318

“ (are there even 18 different vaccinations someone would normally get over the course of a year?)”
We got vaccinated in Boot camp. Even THEY didn’t give us 18 shots in one day. We were sore and skittish for a while after the week where they vaccinated us agains tnot quite everything, but I don’t see a five year old being prepared to be deployed in Camaroon, Peru, New Guinea, and New Jersey. And six weeks later, got MORE vaccinations at sub school in case i had to fly to meet my boat in Phuckett or Benin or Cuba. Again, not typical issue for a 5-year old.
Seems shady as fuck. And it couldn’t be a TREATMENT since vaccines are prophylactics, not cures.

Soldier For Salvation #fundie

“Is this why atheists, pagans, etc don't like us Christians?
They look at us, and see how we are. They notice that we don't do many of the things they do, like go to parties and get drunk, steal from our neighbors, have promiscuous sex, and cheat on our significant others”
No, sweetie. Since growing up, i have noticed that you people do everything the atheists do, you just either lie about it or get forgiveness.
THAT hypocrisy is more of a reason to dis.ike you.

“This makes them feel bad about themselves,”
Why would you, assuming you DID refrain from my vices, make ME feel bad?
You’re the one denying yourself fun or pleasure.

“but at the same time, they feel as if they are being scolded.”
Scolded? You scold me because YOUR god tells YOU not to do something and you don’t? And you think i care?
Please.

“The light that is our righteousness casts light upon their misdeeds,”
I don’t think it’s a misdeed, dumbass.
And as i said, you guys do just as much sin as anyone else, just try to hide it.

“and it makes them uncomfortable,”
Hah.

“like walking into a well lit room after being in the dark for a long time.”
More like reading 1984.

beatles123 #sexist

“When you meet a nice feminest, you let me know, bruh. They all seem understanding until you call them out.”
Oh. So, if you become confrontational with a nice person, they’re not ‘nice’ if they meet fire with fire? They have to just eat your shit to be ‘nice?’

“As for me, I'm tired of having to be ashamed I'm male in their eyes. I've bent over backwards trying to understand,”
Have you really? I see a LOT of guys claim they’ve supported feminists, but they don’t, really. They learn a few phrases to spout, they pretend they’re drinking the koolade, but if that doesn’t get them laid, they get REALLY nasty.

" trying to be compassionate, only for them to keep moving the goalpost and re define "Sexism" to the point of madness and claw away at my very core trying to rob me of my humanity.”
Humanity or toxic masculinity?

“I may not be able to have a debate on most political matters in the way DesRowe or @Iconoclast can, but this is one matter I can emphatically tell you that I am wholeheartedly ok with modern Feminism dying in a fire screaming until the ashes take form over its backwards, self righteous body”
Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaah, not sure if what you think of as feminism IS feminism.

“Woman's rights have now more than ever been achieved to their most logical and fair point.”
How do you determine that they’re ‘fair?’

"I have LIVED this argument for too damn long and im tired of the myth of large scale inequality to woman being taken as fact.”
So you reject MOST of the claims women have of oppression?
You don’t SEE the problem, so you reject the problem?
You don’t see this as a teensy bit OF the problem?

"Sick to my stomach over it, even”
Yeah, it’s not like you really are the problem. Sure, sure, not at all.

“Don't worry though, it'll get to the point it affects you and pisses you off as well”
No, but this bit where YOU decide how offended they have a right to be, and how far YOU’LL go to be fair, that pisses me off. The oppressors are always surprised that THEY don’t get to tell teh oppressed HOW pissed they can be, and how much to take personally.

“You just have to wait until they ask you for more than you can give and you'll eventually be as drained as the rest of us that have suffered this fucking cancer..”
And here we wee the intolerance that’s inherent in the sexism.

DLott #fundie

“HAHAHAHA....most people here do not understand what science is even revealing today....”
Uh huh….Sure.

“today's science is revealing the universe has "design", in the science circles you are considered an idiot if you dont believe in some higher power."
Just pulling that ourra your ass, ain’tcha?

“It is just people who dont want to let go of "Darwin" and his overrated research.”
That’s a problem, though, these same ciriles consider you an idiot if you don’t accept the ToE.

kenews #racist

“The left or progressives have declared war on white men.”
Really? Is that why no one will look me in the eye at meetings?

“They have enlisted every type of identity group they can find and fill them with hate towads the racist, sexist, homophobic, facist, etc. and have said resist.”
Ah. So, not White people for being White, but assholes for being assholes. That one i knew about.

"They are too stupid to understand what they are resisting and protesting.”
Your expectation that your racism is just, that your homophobia is divinely sponsored, that your sexism is how biology works, and so on?
So…you. We’re protesting you. Which is WHY you think it’s all whites, but don’t do that.

"They are also not the strength of this country and usually not the workers in this country.”
Really? SO when DeSantis chased the migran workers out of Florida a bunch of whites stood up to pick the fruit? Might look that up.

“This is going to be a rocky road because the left is embolden these wacky liberals to show their power and they are not ready to face the true conflict that will occur when they enrage the other side.”
The side that couldn’t go two weeks without haircuts and nightss at the bar, that’s the hell that’s going to rain down on us?

"Just shop elsewhere and don't make a scene”
And that’s what you did in the pandemic, was it? No demands to shop without a mask, no screaming for the manager, no chanting as you marched down the aisles?

Navaros #fundie

“Yet darwinists glorify his name,”
not really, it’s creaionists who use the term ‘Darwinist.’

“build gigantic statues/graven images/idols of him”
Statues.
Ever see anyone bring their research proposal to a statue of Darwin to ask his help in getting the funding approved?

"write letters to him despite the fact that he is long dead and frying in Hell,”
Are they writing letters to DARWIN? Or to their readers today, to frame the history of all knowledge collected SINCE Darwin’s time?
Creationis really IS cretinism, innit?

"celebrate him with a special holiday”
We observe his birthday. Lots of sciencists made significant discoveries and we not their birthdays. Without worship.
You’re making a mountain out of a molehill for your agenda.
Or, you know, LIE.

“perpetuate his myths endlessly in every medium possible”
You talk about people in hell, and then about science as a myth. Go fuck a flagpole, idiot.

“and try to silence anyone who speaks against him or the mythology he invented.”
Well, yeah. If you like science and truthiness, you try to shut up liars and fools. It’s not worship, or censorship, it’s just taking issue with the stupiditiy.

“If they don't think that he is a god, why do they treat him like a god in all of those ways?”
They don’t treat h a god. You’re exaggerating and lying.

warren_bergerson #fundie

“If ID is ever to be established as a science”
It’s not. It cannot. I know, it was made to compete with science and make creationism LOOK like science but the basic definition of science is: “Understanding of the natural world.”
An intelligent designer of a universe would be supernatural.
INSTANTLY, you’re beyond the realm of science. Call it whatever you want, religion, fantasy, fiction, magic, it’s not and cannot be science.

Bryan Fischer #fundie

"Bacon is proof that we are a Christian nation"
Well, it does establish that we’re not Observant, but it doesn’t even prove we’re not Jewish.

“I set off a bit of a firestorm over the weekend by tweeting out a simple message, that the fact we openly serve and sell bacon in America is further evidence,”
Never mind the Treaty of Tripoli, we’ve got BACON!

“nay, proof,”
Who talks like this?

“that we are a Christian nation by history, heritage and values.”
So, if our heritage is Christain, and our heritage is slavery, are we still Christain after emancipation?

James Bell #homophobia

“Normal people are not defined by sexuality”
How are you defining ‘normal,’ here?
Because i have spent a LOT of time debating with ‘normal’ men (if the definition can be stretched to include submarine sailors) about whether it’s better to be a leg man, or a breast man, or an ass man.
And watched a lot of guys have a little ritual on the bus or the plane as we travel to a port that wasn’t our home base. They stand in a circle, take off their wedding rings, and say, “What she doesn’t know won’t hurt me,’ because they can’t go 30 days without sex so they cheat in refit.
And they talk and talk and talk about where to go in Puerto Rico for rum, for music, or for sex.
Sex defines a BUNCH of humans. Your milage may vary.
And of course, incels are defined by the lackanookie, but they’re not normal.

"but "the homosexual" is defined by homosexuality.”
Well, so much of his or her LIFE is dictated by it, and by society’s treatment of it, rights, associations, assumptions. I think as a heterosexual, you just don’t notice how much it affects, surrounds, and overcasts your life. It’s the most basic advertising, it’s the second choice for headlines (blood leads, sex sells).

"Its important to understand the difference between a human being and a homosexual,”
Yeah, there isn’t one.

“they are two completely different things.”
No, they fucking are not.

faithfulservant #fundie

“the only proofs that count for anything will be when God proves Himself to you”
Yes, when that happens, i’m sure it will occupy quite a bit of my attention. Until then, though, I haven’t seem proof that He’s real. Or even a good argument.
I have seen convincing arguments, solid proof, and sketchy proofs of a lot of other things, so that’s what guides my life rigfht now.

"as He judges your immortal soul”
Another assertion without support.

“-i can see you know-”
Now would make more sense, there.
“-whimpering....”
This is a large part of why i don’t accept your claims of deity. You want revenge. A simple demonstration that you’re on the right side, an ‘in’ on the truth. And see all your critics, and even those that just don’t take your say-so, you want to see us punished. That’ll validate your sacrifice, your choices, and the fact you can’t get evolution taught in schools unless you homeschool. Why would i believe someone so petty, with such an interest in the answer?

EternalWarrior #fundie

“An athiest tried to take OUR GOD out of the Pledge”
SCOTUS said that ‘Under God’ is ‘ceremonial deism.’ Not just a specific religion. CLEARLY you think it’s YOUR and only YOUR GOD. Your testimony could help our cause.

“An athiest tried to take OUR GOD off our currency”
Same thing, dipshit, you’re arguing against SCOTUS’ flimsy excuse.

“and that is what this country was FOUNDED ON! Oh, it's true.”
Not true at all. The Founders would be really PISSED at a coerced pledge of fidelity. Also, it’s only been ‘under god’ and ‘in skybozo we trust’ since the 1950’s. Read a fucking book once or twice.

Michael Voris #wingnut

“One thing is for certain - when Trump wins, the J6 event the Commies pull off WILL BE an actual insurrection.”
No. WAY before that, Biden will arrest all the partisan election officials that think they can jigger the results in Trump’s favor, and the other people that have been positioned for the purpose of insurrection agaisnt the actual people’s voting.
I’m sure people have been watchint this unfold. I kinda expect arrests on the day before the election, using the powers Trump’s SCOTUS gave Biden….