KeithInc.

@KeithInc.

lobisomemfacanha4817 and cb86258 #dunning-kruger #sexist #wingnut

"“Men are portrayed as dumb now” has he never watched I Love Lucy? The Three Stooges? Charlie Chaplin?”
Did ANYONE think that the 3 Stooges represented all men?
And Chaplin consistently outsmarted people.
What i remember of Lucy was Ricky coming home to fix what Lucy broke… But never a big fan.

"Well is there actually a debate that some directors today seem to actively enjoy or attempt to demean men?”
Ah. Lot of shows are aiming for more natural, believable, relatable characters. Kirk could do things even his department heads couldn’t, O’Neill and SG1 have definite overlapping areas of expertise, but also their moments of ignorance.
It’s not demeaning to be real.

“This is obviously happening. I think the debate is really how prevalent is it. Not whether or not it’s happening”
No, i’d debate the use of ‘demeaning.’

Philip #fundie

"If Scripture teaches something, then science should be bound by that teaching along with every other discipline.”
THis is how Galileo came under house arrest.

“If geocentrism is correct biblical teaching, then Christians ought to do science from that perspective.”
If we do, then galaxies are traveling far faster than the speed of light. That’s not scientifically possible.

“If, on the other hand, Scriptural language does not contradict other models, then the Christian is free to use them.”
You want to pick and choose waht’s science and what’s bullshit. Science doesn’t work that way.

Anonymous #fundie

“If a woman "raped" me, I wouldn't cry about it or call the cops. I would be a man, and suck it up.”
I always suspected that incels consider ‘sex’ and ‘rape’ to be synonyms. But Bubbles! Rape is unwanted sex. If she’s anywhere in your acceptable file, it’s not rape. You’re just begging to be ‘raped’ by the only woman you’ll ever touch.

“Like I said, I'm not a feminist. There is a way that a man should act, and that includes not acting like a "victim" just because you got a free lay.”
That’ll depend on what she does with you, won’t it?

“I saw an episode of Cops where some guy called the police because his wife hit him. I mean, can he honestly call himself a man?”
No, no, sweetie, he was calling the cops.

“Same thing with a guy being "raped".”
Ah. Toxic masculinity requires you to enjoy a rape attack. Good luck with that. Rape is usually a matter of power. How helpless can you stand to be, even if you think it’s foreplay?

FallingWaters #fundie

“You could come from the point of view that the rainbow belongs to Christians,”
The covenant between humanity and god belongs to a tight-assed subset of humanity? How do you figure?
Seriously, what goes through your mind to think that you or your peers own a light effect?

“and we should redeem it,”
Ah. You just want to see a rainbow and think of mass slaughter of every living thing on Earth except for a very few. Not anal sex. I mean, that’s all you guys think about, that gays exist and there’s sex in the poop place.
You don’t need to redeem the rainbow, you need to cleanse your fucking brain.

“taking it back from those who stole it.”
Oh, get over yourself. Maybe some therapy? To see a rainbow and NOT lose your shit about ass-sex? Think about Leprechauns, or the rainbow bridge?

Julia Gregory Seay #fundie

“The Supreme Court is not legislation.”
Do you know what legislation is? Because you appear to have gotten THIS much right in a stopped-clock sort of way.

“ONE bill from the House can overturn Roe v Wade.”
No, it really cannot. SCOTUS said the CONSTITUTION guaranteed the right to abortion. One bill from Congress cannot overturn the CONSTITUTION.

“We need to stop letting our pro-life legislators off the hook. Either they don't understand the 3 branches of government, or they are cowards.”
Said the idiot who doesn’t understand what they’re talking about.

wolfman23601 #fundie

“Most dads would rather be told they have terminal cancer than have their son tell them he is gay,”
Not even close.

“particularly if it is your only son.”
Ah. I, on the other hand, don’t need my kid to be a recruiting poster for me to be happy.

"Coming out of the closet is a selfish act.”
Nah, sweetie, YOU telling HIM how to live his life is selfish.

"It turns your problem into your family’s problem”
Isn’t that how family fucking WORKS?

“and forces everyone around you to live a lie.”
Not anyone in my family.

“I have seen this destroy families. If you are gay, stay in the closet.”
My son being gay didn’t destroy anything. Fuckheads, on the other hand, ruin everything.

Mishka #fundie

Old Man #fundie

“Men know they should not grant divorces to women under such circumstances.”
Um, why the hell not?
Both of your examples are that the woman wants to have sex with anyone BUT me…? Wouldn’t a divorce be desired and required? Unless i desire to punish her by being married to her…?

SRomeroS #fundie

I had a roommate in the Navy Barracks one time who would reach past my D&D manuals, my Tarot cards, a couple issues of Playboy, and tap my polyhedral dice. He’d say ‘These are going to send you to Hell. ’Cause gambling.’
A different one picked out the Playboy. Yet another was mostly worried about the scifi i was reading.
Fun times… I began to think the guy assigning billets was having a laugh

Incel and Femcel #sexist

Sheeshers #fundie

“The Bible then says that Cain had a wife. Dude, that obviously means that GOD MADE MORE PEOPLE!”
Ever plan on reading the book?
Why is Woman’s name changed to Eve? Because she’s the Mother Of All. WHich would include Cain’s wife.
Meaning the planet was populated by incest. Adam was cloned to make Woman, making Adam the mother and Woman the daughter.

ETrundel #fundie #homophobia

“I was thinking about this the other day; about why Liberals support homosexuality. You see, my reasoning is thus:”
Reasoning, huh? Not just some sort of fucking name-calling?
Liberals aren’t mostly atheists. There just aren’t that many atheists in the country.
But liberals are liberal flavors of their religion. And as such, we don’t really feel the pressure to hate or mistreat our fellow humans.

"in other words, they are Darwinists.”
No one’s a Darwinist.
That’s just another dismissive attack by you guys. Can’t deal with the science, make it a cult.

“However, hand in hand with Darwinism goes the concept of 'survival of the fittest'. And it's here that their hypocrisy comes up.”
Betcha it doesn’t. The entire point of evolution just goes right over your head.

"Homosexuality contributes nothing to the human race; it does nothing to produce a new generation. As such, it should have died out, and the liberals should be saying 'rightly so'.”
An important point. The fact that it hasn’t died out does seem to indicate there’s a purpose for it, even if we haven’t fully identified it.
Also, by ‘survival of the fittest,’ they mean the best gene pool, not the best individual. Which in the case of humans means cooperation rather than competition.
Being social animals IS part of what makes us fit.
No hypocrisy. You’re just showing your ignorance here in multiple ways.

"However, they support the homosexual agenda, and I came to two absurd conclusions about this”
Bet they’re wrong! Bet they’re wrong!

“Either the liberals support homosexuality to cover up the hole in 'survival of the fittest',”
There is no hole, you ignorant waste of sperm.

“ or they support it purely to annoy Christian Conservatives (is it possible that they base their policies on sheer obnoxiousness?).”
And yet, even if all yuo fuckers disappear today, tomorrow we’ll still support gays and transgenders and interracial…

Incel and Femcel #sexist

“we do not love you because we consider you ugly and therefore, subhuman.”
Ooooh! An incel pretending to be a woman that lives down to the blackpill! Such a clever disguise! No one would ever know!

Seek The Truth #fundie

“pedophilia, negrophilia, zoophilia, necrophilia etc.”
Three of those violate consent, as laws and as a concept. Dead bodies, sheep, kids can’t give consent.

As to negrophilia… Sweetie, that’s been normalized for a couple hundred years, and that’s just in this country. Every light-skinned black testifies to how far behind the times you are. Every black Bond girl. And double—00 agent.

MindieRose #fundie

I have an evolution-fish on my car.
My last four cars, in fact.
The woman that smashed into my tail had a Christain bumper sticker (In case of rapture, this car will be unmanned). She was on her phone when she hit me.
Spare me judgmental angels, bitch.

xiao-feng-fury #fundie

“True. Most religions don't teach the same thing.”
From a distance, though, it all looks alike.

“In fact, they contradict each other often.”
Believe what _I_ tell you or burn forever. Over and over and over….

“So this means that out of the several, only ONE of them have to be telling truth.”
Big leap, there. At MOST one is telling the truth, but nothing guarantees that any of them are.

“Christianity is the one.”
Big suprise. The question, though, was why would anyone else think this?

ElijahFalling #fundie

"One whose name is written in the Book of Life."
Okay, yay, wonderful.
But not accessible.
Now, assuming two people who claim they’re true christains say two opposite actions are required, how do WE determine which one’s full of shit?

Radfemhitler / Cyberheathen #crackpot

It’s just incels with the polarity reversed, huh?

nmh #fundie

“Fools deny Him.”
Okay. Of course, all the arguments FOR him seem foolish, so it’s a wash.

“Evolution is a big part of the denial.”
Why? Where in any fucking textbook does it say ‘without God.’?? All of science is neutral on the supernatural.

YOU guys just can’t justify the science to your silly superstition and claim it’s MY problem.

“It's banged into the heads of your kids.”
Seriously, if ANY teacher could ‘bang’ stuff into a kid’s head, it’d be to do homework, bring a pencil to class, stop wearing so much Axe spray, way before we get down to evolution.

“They can't explain the “big bang” but that doesn't matter.”
They can explain it, AND it’s not part of evolution.

“They tell your kids it took millions and millions of years for humans to “evolve”.”
And the textbook describes how we came to that conclusion. If you disagree, take it up with the evidence.

"The Bible states six, 24 hour days were needed to create all we see and don't see and humans existed with dinos. The Bible doesn't endorse any kind of evolution unless you want to believe the “image” of God is that of an animal that “evolved”.”
The bible also doesn’t mention computers, or communicable disease. You want your next surgeon using the latest sterilization techniques for tools , scalpels, gloves? Or praying over his hands?

“Of course the Judeo Christian God is no animal and never “evolved”. He always was and always will be. He is God and we are not. Would you prefer a God that you can trump intellectually> Or have your God be superior to you - intellectually and otherwise?”
I’m an atheist. I don’t have a preference in deities. Except maybe for Aphrodite, Venus, Ishtar vs. Thor.

“...Laugh, ridicule me or whatever you want, I'm telling you the TRUTH.”
Good for you. I’ll be over here with the facts, thought.

"Be careful. Eternity is a long time to spend with evil people. It's a CHOICE that each individual, not the "community" or "group" will have to make.”
And always, their best evidence is an attempt to scare us into believing. Without the threat, it’s just a clownshow.

Buzzardhut #fundie

“Science should be taught as Biblical,”
You mean, revealed gospel from the Lord?
Okay.

“even understanding a scientific theory does not men it is to be believed as fact”
Small problem with that. If you really understand the theory, not just the caption under the picture, you have to understand why it’s a theory and not a hypothesis, what the evidence for it is, why it’s science.
Science doesn’t ask you to believe the theory as fact. But it does need you to understand the facts that the theory is based upon.
Your quibble of science theory and fact tells me you don’t fully understand any science.

“In geography we study the terrain of China but that does not mean we approve the government”
Well, in GEOGRAPHY they never study the government, either, do they?
But studying the terrain includes the FACT of the terrain and the THEORY that erosion, subduction, earthquakes, sediment, all contribute to it (and not the great underground earthdragon).

BurningSon #fundie

“I have proff.”
You have an anecdote.
Get a broken bone, get it x-rayed, then without getting up from the table, pray it heals, and get another x-ray. That would be interesting. A lot closer to evidence, anyway.

“ A while back on a Moday, I started feeling like I was getting the flu.”
You can FEEL the difference between flu, cold, and any other symptom.

“So, I just said, "No, I'm not getting sick. God heal me of this in Jesus name." And not 10 mins later, the symtoms were gone.”
The almighty took ten minutes?

Lazybones…

FathersChild #fundie

“I think our father is sending a clear message!!!!!”
Think.
I have to believe, as Mr. Carlson said, if God’s trying to tell you something, you couldn’t have to suss it out.
It’d be clear, unmistakable, only possible with God involved, and EVERYONE would know what was being said.
None of this ‘racist sees his desires on the weather report, hopes for retribution.’

Inan3 #fundie

“I don't really know about any of this and just because you have cited a few things does not mean that I know any more.”
Sounds like you have homework to do. Or shut up.

“I would have to know all the perameters involved.”
Like how to spell parameter.
Thing is, if you disagree with science because you’re a scientists, that’s an argument. If you disagree with science because you know nothing about the science, you’re just ignorant.

"Then I could only make a guess but I do know that something is amuck in scienceland because there is no way that the earth is 4.5 billion years old, maybe 3.78 but certainly not 4.5. (face-palm smiley)”
You’ve just explained and demonstrated that you have absolutely no basis for this claim. It’s not cute, it’s just fuckijng stupid.

steveinHB #fundie

“[Jewish commenter on an article on the baning of circumcision in Germany]

Will you pay if one or all your boys want to be circumcised?”
One boy was uncut in my high school phys ed class. He got a torment of teasing. Now, it’s not such a big deal. Is there any other secular motivation to get cut?

"You should as it was your FU....”
If it’s been baned in Germany, what difference does it make who’ll pay for it if they can’t have it….?

“what happens when they can't get laid, except by some tramp that sleeps with uncut guys?”
They get laid, i guess?

“If I had a daughter she would be taught, first never to date or marry outside her people”
And that’s working so well for the population, isn’t it?

“and secondly if she did only circumcised males.”
Jewish men and women aren’t supposed to sleep with anyone until after they’re married to them, right? They shouldn’t even see a naked otherperson until the deal’s done.
So what difference does it make?

Susan #fundie

"from becoming possessed by a demon (I heard that can happen and I certainly don't want it to).”

Paganism related?
Do you count Christmas? Easter? Solstice?
How about Marvel movies featuring Thor?
Loki’s TV show?
My sister used to watch Isis growing up.
Seems like a LOT of work, frankly.

David G. Brown #sexist

“5 Men Who Substantially Upgraded Their Women”
You mean, like a makeover? Or bionics?
My wife has a bionic knee. She doesn’t enjoy when she climbs the stairs and I make the Bionic Woman sound effect.

“ He despises political correctness, which replaces real, needy victims with narcissistic leftists out for a free meal.”
PC is just an effort to avoid accidental insult. Use ‘copyperson’ if you are referring to ‘copyboys AND copygirls,’ for example.

“The sexual marketplace need not suck all the time.”
Yes it does. It’s judging a partner by how jealous they’ll make your peers for having them as a partner.

“ Plenty of men have laid out the path for you, often initially shacking up with the women they felt they deserved and then moving onto greener, hotter pastures.”
Oh! Not upgrading the women, upgrading your self-image.
Hypergamy.
Bad when YOUR pussy moves on, useful if YOU can move on.

"If you’re in doubt, take a look at the following men who saw the light and found themselves a better-looking woman.”
Better looking is not an upgrade, especially if that’s ALL you judge women by.
That’s not being an intellectual dissident, it’s just being a knuckledragging chauvinist.

“Have you got the courage to find someone better?”
Maybe, but i’m not stupid enough to jettison my current wife.

“If your relationship with a woman honestly works, all power to you. For many men, however, things are not so rosy.”
But is that because of teh woman or the Neanderthal?

“In a number of cases, these guys will be much better off by cutting their losses and finding someone they not only think but know is better.”
It’s always greener on the other side, huh?
My uncle traded his wife for a younger woman. Three times is probably the limit, though. Otherwise the next wife will be younger than his daughter.

“Are you one of those men who might need to make a change? Think it over.”
Yep, did, done. You’re a shallow, self-centered, fucking idiot.

GECKOgirl #fundie

“Umm... not close. First off, science doesn't prove ANYTHING. That's fact.”
Yes, because everything scientific could be falsified, or it’s not science.

“Science once "proved" spontaneous generation, and look where we are now?”
Did anyone run an actual experiment for that? Or was it just what everyone accepted?

“Here's a few facts...
-Evolution needs more links to be able to work”
No, it doesn’t.

“-In a very accurate measuring of salt water, it showed a young earth”
Too vague a statement. What did they measure? Temperature? Density? Fish poop?

“-Evolution can't explain the great uncomformity”
Isolation leads directly to disconformity.

“-Evolution's way of explaining the earth's magnetic field did not accurately estimate the fields of other planets but Creation's did wonderfully.”
Evolution says absolutely dick about Earth’s magnetic field.

“-Emotions are a contradiction to evolution.”
No, they’re not. Emotions developed to help us bond, important for a species that uses cooperation as a strength.

“According to evolution, it's survival of the fittest. Then why does everyone have emotions? They only weaken a person.”
Not all species developed selfishness as a survival trait you blithering idiot.

“Just to name a few. :)”
Just to lie about a few…

supersport #fundie

“what fossil record?”
Petrified trees, fossilized dinosaur bones, nests, footprints, poop….

“Even darwin knew that it didn't support his theory.”
Well, at the time he wrote, there hadn’t been a lot of interest in finding and identifying fossils. It’s much different, now.

" My question is how do long-agers rationalize dino-bones (including dino meat) laying on top of the ground so that American Indians and other ancients could find them and use them for tools.”
Erosion, avalanches, earthquakes, upthrust…. It’s not all that difficult.

"According to evo theory, 120 million year old bones should be way down below the surface.”
But then we let the geologists stand up and talk…

mschrank #fundie

“The point is, people might have thought twice before coming up with garbage if there was some kind of deterrent to heretical nonsense.”
How’d that work for the Romans?
You know, the people that labeled Christains as ‘atheists’ because they rejected the mascot gods of Rome? And threw them to the lions?

“Like a hot poker.”
You just want to punish anyone that’s different, don’t you?

Sadness #sexist

"it was unbearable knowing that I had to breathe the air that they contaminated”
Oh, to hell with the women. You know that water never goes away, right? Steam to clouds to rain to lakes and rivers and ocean and steam and clouds and hurricanes?
Over billions of years. Cycled in and around the biosphere.
Meaning every drop of water on Earth has passed through something’s bladder at least once.

You’re drinking dinosaur piss. And dolphin piss. And cows, sheep, wolves, Africans, South Americans, Russians… Men and women and in between. A lingering smell of blood is nothing.

DocJohnson #fundie

“I'm sick of people trying to keep politics and religion separate.”
You mean like the Founding Father that said “politics and religion can only remain pure as long as they’re kept apart”?

“The Nazis did a great job of that, by the way, and millions died.”
This is the organizatin whose army had ‘God is with us’ on their belt buckles, right?

Lucis #fundie

“all science is not wrong, i mean mostly only the evolution, big bam and gravity.”
So, show the mistakes in the methodology, then.

“ID will eventually beat evolution.”
ID exists only as a way to sneak Creationism into the classroom. It’s politics, not science. It’s got nothing to beat evolution WITH except to say, Nuh-uh!

:and i don't eat genetic food because i live in europe. gene food is only sold in USA.”
No broccoli in Europe? Broccolini? Cauliflower? Bananas?

“i like science and nanotechnology, but i think some things are wrong because they contradict myths.”
That’s a whoops. Your line is, they’re wrong because they contradict the TRUTH of the babble, not myths.

Unknown #fundie

“Family tree charts are illustrations that show the supposed connections between species and their ancestors.”
‘Supposed’ being a critical term. It’s the best guess for how the species we found line up in the times we find them.

“* Do these charts show transitions from one specie to another, or are there distinct gaps between kinds?”
So, you’re suggesting that God made everything, and it was good, and ‘something’ happened. Either the species died out or the perfect god thought of something better. And the ‘good’ animals of original creation were replaced by gooder animals? God didn’t replace the good animals with the same animals?
This makes more sense than rabbits getting longer legs to run faster….?

“* If the connecting lines are erased, is evolution evident, or are we left with a picture of fully functional life forms?”
If you think evolution involves NOT fully functional life forms, you’re an idiot.

“* Are any "transitional" forms shown really "mosaic" forms?”
No. All forms are transitional forms.

"Notice at the bottom that there are millions of missing links between the microscopic life forms and the thousands of fully formed creatures that appear suddenly without any ancestors!”
Better question, would we still have the evolutionary theory if we didn’t have ANY fossils?
Yes. So, not having an ancestor for one or more species is not a dealbreaker.

“All you see are fully formed creatures with no transitional forms whatsoever.”
If a creature is not fully formed, it’s not going to live long enough to have offspring. So that’s not evolution.
And all those creatures are transitional forms.

“The very thing that would prove Evolution (transitional forms) are conspicuously absent!”
Um, no. What you think of as transitional forms are mythical chimera.

“This is a picture of completely different species that could have lived at the same time.”
Feel free to prove that they did, then.

Godzman #fundie

“if your an Athiest”
Well, I’m athy, but not the most athy person i know.

“do you want God to exist”
I didn’t leave my church because i’d stopped believing in god. Just in the faithful around me. Platitudes instead of answers, and SO excited that people were going to be in Hell…
Anyway, I was looking for God when i searched for a church with actual answers, and a view of Hell that made sense. But no one had a better grip. No one had realer answers. One day i woke up and realized that i’d become an atheist. Not a choice, just a result.

“no because then you would be an Agnostic, not an athiest”
That’s not what agnostic means.
A gnostic is a person who thinks each individual needs a personal connection to God.
An A-gnostic thinks that such a connection is not possible due to the differences between mortal and immortal, impotency and power, whether you need a mai tai to see through time.

Armond White #crackpot

@Bastethotep #232651
“Or are they really so stupid to think that Tony Stark was not an emotionally conflicted and morally compromised antihero working in large part on due to snark cutting both ways”
It’s a superhero movie. People go to see cars thrown at bad guys. If there’s no character in the movie that expressly says, “HEY! This guy’s in PAIN!” then, no, many will not notice it.

Wally22 #fundie

“It would be like taking a watch to an indian who has never seen technology like that and then telling him it just happened and no one made it.”
I love the watchmaker argument, even though you totally fucked it up.
As designed, though, the primitive finds a watch. He deduces that it’s an artifact exactly because it’s NOTHING AT ALL like a natural product. Nothing.
THEN they turn it around and use that to determine that the universe is an artifact. And the reason is that natuer is EXACTLY like the watch.
Stepping on their own dick and smugly thinking they’ve made a point.

“ My point is evolution does NOT explain away God. It tries to but its failing currently..”
No, it doesn’t try to you horribly and terribly NOT persecuted waste of sperm. Science has zero use for the supernatural. Can’t prove it, can’t disprove it, doesn’t even talk nasty behind its back.
Your ‘point’ is stupid.

John C. Wright #transphobia #homophobia

“Each time I see he, his/she, her/they, them/xe, xer in the signature line of a letter, a spasm of disgust stronger than hate rakes through me.”
A spasm? I could wish i was trans, hoping to actually get you to barf on your trousers.

“The duty to be fruitful and multiply is sacrosanct,”
Duty? I have had duty. I joined the military and took oaths. Reproduction isn’t a duty. More of an urge. And after the twins were born, one by Caesarian, a month later i got snipped.

“ordained by nature and nature’s God,”
Oh, your skybuddy has an opinion. Is he going to chip in on daycare for the little weasels?

“ hence sexual deviation is illogical and immortal”
You simply must mean immoral. Stop taking the 1st word Spellchecker suggests.

“and ugly, equally offending truth, virtue and beauty.”
Sounds pretty subjective.
The science behind transgenders is pretty solid, though. Might be a little over your head.

"Sexual deviants themselves might merit our pity, or psychiatric therapy, or punishment sufficient to deter them from temptation in public. But to normalize, or to laud, or to esteem sexual deviation as proper or proud or brave, or to encourage such sick and sterile practices in the unwary to ruin their lives,”
The regret rate for transition (the most effective therapy by FAR) is under 1%.
The regret rate for having a kid is over 7%. Simple math would suggest that if you’d be AT ALL happy with transition, then you should go that route.

"merits righteous wrath as fierce as fire from heaven.”
And there you go subjective again.

seekingpurity047 #fundie

“Why do I believe in God? Because there is objectivity”
Science does do a lot of work to remove subjectivity from the research. But not ‘cuz god.

“There is objective truth,”
Wait, back up. Why does objectivity require god to exist in the universe?

“if there wasn't objective truth, then Hitler was justified in killing 11 million people.”
So, we need a SUPREME BEING in order to determine that attacks on our gene pool should not be tolerated? We can’t come up with a lesser truth that good morals produce the least amount of harm?
Gotta think if there IS a god and thus objective moral truths, then all religions would flog the same morality.
If we can’t come up with morals, where do the other religions get theirs?

David Nikao #fundie #crackpot #pratt #conspiracy

“There’s no way to justify the heliocentric universe with Scripture.”
Which, in most civilized societies, is labeled, ‘A Clue.’

B.H.Streeter #fundie

“how do you know your mother loves you?”
Depends on what you mean by ‘know,’ really. I feel it has been established well enough that I’d risk my life for her, but i don’t really have objective evidence that I can use to prove it to you.

“What's the point of keeping the therad on "How do we know God is not satan" and watching it grow to amaznig proportions?”
Seems like a good question. Look at Job. God fucks with Job’s life and afterwards said, “It was a, it was a bet. With Satan, yeah, that’s it. Blame Satan!”

“The question is elementry. The whole point of being a beilever is to know God. you have relationship with God you know he's love and that he's good, how? Read the title again.”
I’d say you use know weird. Enough people TELL you that god is real and god is love, you think it’s an objective fact?

“Its' as simple as that. We know God is God and that he's good because we know him.”
That’s mind-numbingly stupid.

Pkmn Breeder Jack #fundie

“Sex before marriage is definitely not good,”
Kay, sure.

“and to all you immoral people who think it's okay, I'll just laugh when you're forty years old, have STDs, no friends, and ten kids who have the same father/mother but not the other same parent.”
I’m 63. Never had an STD. Have plenty of friends. Married since 1987. Three kids between us. Laugh your fucking ass off, idiot.

"Premarital sex destroys relationships and lives,”
MET my wife n 1984.
Had sex with her in 1985.
Married 1987.
Lives are fine and the relationship stable. You’re talking through your hat.

"and if you don't think so,”
I don’t think so.

“you must a) not have much of a life to destroy”
Life’s pretty full. Looking forward to retirement. still in contact with all three kids, and #1’s wife, and my granddaughter.

"or b) not have any great relationships.”
By my personal experience, your EVERY STATEMENT has been wrong. Your sermon is worthless. Your projections stereotypes. You’re an impotent idiot.

Lifesaver #fundie

“It's not a conscious movement. First they play the game, feel interested about magic and all thos symbols,”
Actually, studies show that people in RPGs know a lot about the occult, but are LESS likely to believe anything so obviously bullshit. I mean, their character doesn’t actually wave his wand or spout magic words. “I cast Dumbshit!” “Fine, a Dumbsbit appears before you.” ‘Real’ magic works entirely differently.

“… are not really sure if they worked or not”
No. The greater number of RPG players want INSTANT results or they’re going to dismiss the process.

"but keep on doing it until they are complete believers.”
Uh, no. Every delay argues against it being true.

“… it is undeniable that pre-teenagers and teenagers nowadays find witchcraft and neo-paganism highly appealing,”
Pre-teens and teens find pagan religions fascinating because there’s so much nudity in the Deities and Demigods books.

Reverend Redneck Esquire #racist

Used to be a sports Announcer named Jimmy The Greek. This is exactly the bullshit he spouted one time when a reported put a mike in his face.
Ended his career, suggesting the slave master mated theslaves withthe biggest thighs and that’s how you got runners, and the tallest ones for basketball players…

Istvan #fundie

“Evolutionists teach that there is no perception after death.”
No, that’s atheists. Evolution is neutral on any supernatural events.

“Can you imagine yourself not existing?”
Yes. The commands used to have entire days dedicated to General Military Training.

“I cannot.”
Never enlisted, I take it.

“Yet this is what your evolution theory teaches.”
No, it doesn.

“It also teaches that those who are already dead were no more than a bunch of molecules arranged to make a living being we happen to call man.”
Again, no. Not even close. Evolution =! atheism.

“Why feel sorry for a bunch of molecules.”
We evolved to feel. That’s how society gets through trauma.

Various incels #sexist

“Women won't fuck us yet they want us to be feminists”
Yes, the idea of NOT being a shitheel is not transactional.
Demanding sex from women in order to show them respect is NOT showing them respect. Confusing, I know.

“Explain the logic of this”
You’re a shitheel.

"Feminists should be broken upon the wheel”
Further shitheeldom.

“feminism is a giant shit-test”
TFW you’ve totally given up on any woman treating you better than you deserve.

TheCrusader #fundie

“We need a President like Emperor Constantine, who will make Christianity legal again.”
You wouldn’t like it.
President Constantine would gather representatives of all the Christian religions in the United States. This includes Mormon, Catholic, Baptist, Methodist, Padawan of Jesus, Greek Orthodox, and so on.
These representatives would hash out the new Articles of Faith; The ten basic requirements of ALL Christainity. Everyone votes on adoping or discarding each suggestion.
Dogmatic beliefs like whether you can use any Bible or if there’s only one that’s acceptable.
Abortion, yes/no.
Gays, welcome/anathema.
Divorce, yes/no/circumstantial.
Evolution, science, God’s tool for creation, satanic.
Each church gets a number of votes based on how many registered followers they have.

Suss all that out, and that’s the basis for American New Christainity. The official church of Constatine’s America. You don’t have to convert to it if you don’t like it, but it’d be the ONLY church recognized by the Government. I’m sure no one would harm anyone who was a heretic.

Bryson Hobbs #racist

Dust #fundie

""The Official Atheist Handbook takes no position on Jesus' sexuality"]You mean there is an official atheist handbook?”
Humor is an interrupted defense mechanism. There’s ALWAYS a victim in any joke.
In satire, the victim is USUALLY hypothetical. We’re sharing a joke that, ‘Somewhere out there, there’s someone dumb enough to believe this is true.’ And the dumb imaginary people are the victim.
And then some dumbass grabs the satire to make it a personal attack. “I am dumb enough to believe that!”

Sarah Cholwill #transphobia #racist #wingnut

When my wife worked for a Public TV Channel, she got a call from a woman complaining about Reading Rainbow. LeVar Burton wore an earring.
Took her 40 minutes to say that she didn’t think the TV should tell children that men wore earrings. The head of Character curriculum will probably be thinking the same thoughts my wife did.