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Anonymous #fundie

“The secular world laughs at intelligent design”
Naturalistic science laughs at a story about a supreme supernatural, but unidentified being, in a faceless mask, making life, yes.

“while calling macro evolution "Science" even though M.E. is based TOTALLY on pure luck and happenstance.”
The two are not mutually exclusive.
The ‘science’ is how they determined what happened.
If random chance is ‘how’ it happened, it still happened.
So, not really the complaint you think it is.

“Can you HONESTLY believe the lymph system designed itself simply by pure luck?”
No, but only creationists claim that evolution is pure luck.

“That type thinking will punch your ticket straight to hell people!”
Ah. So you think that evolution is anti-god, rather than just anti-genesis-as-literal. THAT kind of literalism is probably worse than accepting the science.

“While you listen to macro evolutionists like Richard Dawkins"
He’s a biologist. ‘macro evolutionist’ is just redundant.

“and Stephen Hawking”
A physicist.

“mock God remember this fact: Even though macro evolutionists believe hearts, veins, and pain magically”
No, sweetie, magic is your side of the street.
Maybe you mean miraculously? OH, wait, still yours.
Nope. You don’t really know what the facts are.

“ designed themselves and appeared out of nowhere,"
Not the theory.

“these same people would never believe a pop bottle cap could do the same.”
Can you cite the pop bottle theory?

itsjustnotfairwhy #sexist

“i can't fucking take this anymore”
Betcha you can. Because you have to.

“how are women still allowed to walk the earth like human beings”
Because they are human beings? It was in all the papers, what, two weeks ago? Four? I don’t know how you missed it.

“why are they not leashed like dogs and walking on fours naked in parks?”
The world doesn’t require your permission to not be your fantasy?
Just guessing.

“why why whyyyy”
It’s all a big conspiracy to make you cry.

“it's not fucking FAAAIR”
Weird how the world doesn’t give a shit about your pain…

Laurence M. Vance #wingnut

Frankly, you sound like a sovereign citizen who takes any ‘no’ as a form of tyranny. Whether it’s ‘no, never’ or ‘not without the right license’ or ‘no, not where people could get hurt.’
But there are way too many wankers out there to just call it anarchy and hope that right prevails.

greencardink #fundie

“Atheism is a religion that contains several fanatical leaders"
Weird, then, that I don’t follow anyone in my atheism.
I don’t worship atheism, either.
I just don’t believe in any gods, and don’t belong to any religions.
Sounds like you’re just stupid.

“such as David Bedford (self ascribed messiah),”
Never heard of him.

“Richard Dawkins (Who wants to de-religionalize the world),”
Okay, heard of him. NEver read him.

“and Sam Harris (believes in "good" torture of muslims).”
Doesn’t ring a bell, and I don’t support torture.
Which is why i can’t accept Hell, incidentally.

“If you read what these nuts wroite, you can see the hypocrisy they preach and the lunacy of atheism.”
Okay. But if everything you read about atheism tells you the same thing, maybe the problem is you?

"Its like the rise of the thid reich all over again. Atheism is a religion, it requires just as much faith to not believe in a CREATOR and believe in "other" explanations as it does to believe.”
I keep hearing that.
I don’t believe it at all.
Too many theists, when their statements are challenged, just use God as a cop-out. I mean, they start with ‘why do we exist?’ and use god as the justification. But when they can’t justify something by their own logic, they then say, ‘but we can’t understand god’s ways.’
So, really, I can’t see that the amount of effort required validates or invalidates a belief, and I certainly can’t see for sure that you measurably require less effort than I do.

“To all those atheists who believe that religion in one's life hinders your intelligence, well I just have to suggest to them to research all of the scientific breakthroughs in the world by people who believe.”
I don’t think that religion hinders intelligence.
However, it has been shown that con men presenting themselves as believers tend to rob believers blind. Not because they’re stupid, but because religion does tend to make you NOT USE your intelligence critically. Cons no one would fall for work if the believer is and the conman pretends to be Faithful.

“To start with, look up the leader of the human genome project.”
I could give a fuck what he believes on his own time. But i suspect he doesn’t present god in his research, does he?
He’d get crucified in peer review if he used ‘goddidit’ professionally. So his religion doesn’t really fucking matter.

I would worry more that ’researchers’ for Answers in Genesis sign a paper swearing they won’t publish results that conflict with a literal reading of Genesis. Which means we can’t really know what the results were, just waht they are allowed to reveal…

peter borger #fundie

“Furthermore, the recent discovery of organisms that are genetically completely identical without being a clone (I will expand on this in a new thread that I will start this week) is the final blow to evolutionism.”

Okay, first off do whatever the fuck you want to evolutionism.
My acceptance of evolution is not my religion, or even my worldview, despite the claims of creationists. As an ‘-ism’ it seems to be an invention of creationists, frankly.
So, first blow, final blow, blow job, whatever Doesn’t affect me

Second, what part of evolutionary theory demands that no two organisms can be genetically similar or the same?
I mean, we have a reproductive system that’s not perfect, but that doesn’t mean it MUST introduce errors. It’s improbable but not impossible to either have no errors or to error in the same ways between two individuals.

Third, I would really like to see exactly what is meant by “genetically completely identical” in the actual research. Do they LITERALLY mean that the DNA is completely identical in all respects, or did they use phrases like ‘virtually identical’ or ‘far less variation than is expected.’ Stuff like that? Because I just don’t trust any creationist to competently report on the results of a study they’re not equipped to evaluate.

Ken Ham #fundie

You know, Ken, you and other believers SAY that rights are inspired by the Bible.
Also, when we say the mass-killing monster described in the Bible as the creator of all things and the giver of all laws is a homicidal maniac, believers insist that god made everyone, so god has ever right to be cruel to us, use us, even kill us, and we can’t say shit.
So the BIBLICAL worldview is that only God has rights, humans have whatever charity God feels like giving us. But we are all sinners, so we don’t have any right to it.

Jedi_Templar #fundie

“As I have said before, I read all I could on Evolution when I was younger”
Really?
So you know all the reasons they think Evolution is real? By which i mean the evidence for it?

“(don't want to brag, but I feel that I actually know more about evolution than most atheists do)”
You probably do. There are a lot of atheists out there who are not biologists.
Oh, but you think evolution promotes and/or requires atheism?
After a full ‘study’ of evolution you retain this prejudice?
You’re an arrogant fucking idiot.

miketelco2002 #fundie

“The flood was over after 40 days”
Um, no, the Flood lasted a year. The RAIN lasted 40 days and nights.
If you’re going to appeal to a book, you should read it some time.

“and He promised to never destroy the Earth by flood again. Stop sweating it!”
Where do you live, Kansas?
Did he ever promise not to destroy land speculation in Florida, though? Or Puerto Rico? Did he promise not to destroy Puerto Rico?
Norfolk?
Maui?

So, basically, you’re not really giving anyone any useful fucking advice, are you? You don’t know the science, you’re not paying attention to the concerns, and your superstition doesn’t even fucking apply.

Tony Alamo #fundie

I must say, if a god tells me to do something, I will attempt that to the best of my ability.
HOwever, if an opinionated human being says, “I speak for GOD…” and tells me to do something, I have to say, that human can probably fuck off.
I mean, unless my wife is speaking for Aphrodite and it involves Eva Green…

Tate Brown #wingnut #conspiracy #fundie

I don’t want to replace white people, idiot.
But this idea that ‘whites are superior’? That idea can go to fucking hell.

various commenters #wingnut #racist

““Just as American as you!”
No they're not. You know they're not. They know they're not. Everyone knows they're not.”
Sure they are. Why wouldn’t they be? There are plenty of ways to BE authentically American. Born here, born elsewhere to people who were born here, and paperwork.
YOU see skin color and cringe, but not everyone’s like that.

Gurion #fundie

PHIL121 #fundie

But ID is so clearly just a dressed-up version of Creationism. There’s no science to it at all, its textbook is copied right out of a creationist textbook.

Y’all try to pretend it’s science, that it can ‘hold its own’ with evolution, and that it doesn’t specify YOUR creator, but every time it loses in court, the same people shout ’You’re angering GOD by kicking him out of schools!’

ToGodBeTheGlory #fundie

“Evo-Atheists”
Oh, Jesus, you don’t have to be an atheist to accept the science for evolution.
God, what a tired accusation.

“like people to forget that fact! Darwin was talking about “favoured races”,”
If we want it forgotten, why is the book still being printed under that name?
Fuck-’n-AY! If i was intent on hiding that fact, I’d either break the book into smaller ones, with different titles, or publish all his books under a different title. I mean, sure, the print history inside would say ‘previously published as’ but Creationists seldom read what’s INSIDE the books. A new cover would suit the purpose.
And see, if you HAD read the book, you’d know that he’s talking about the species which has the better genetic configuration.

“which he assumed he a member.”
No, sweetie. He’s talking about the favored turtle, the favored iguana, the favored butternut squash, and so on.
You just assumed racism from two words you know nothing about.

“That’s exactly what he meant”
Wrong.
“and what his disciples have pushed!”
A lie.

“Hitler was just following the direct teachings of Darwin, who was inspired by Satan himself!”
This would be the Hitler who had Darwin’s books burned in the piles of degenerate literature, right?

“Evo-atheists want to be the ones running the camps of the future.”
Well, yes. So that we can sabotage the ovens, thanks.

“Their *science* can only lead to the gas chambers.”
He said on the internet…
It’s the same science that produces antibiotics, Tylenol, your eyeglasses, and your computer.

“Their bigotry can never be tolerated!”
Nice try. Go outside and scream at the moon, why don’t you?

Anonymous Coward #conspiracy

“Do you think it is a coincidence that "lunacy" and "lunar" share the same verbal root? Do you think for one miserable second this is a coincidence? Do you?!!”
Of course not.
But the fact that superstitious morons thought that the moon caused insanity doesn’t mean it’s true. This is why hysterectomy and hysteria also have the same root, stupid beliefs.

Charlie Kirk & various Commenters #wingnut #fundie #sexist #transphobia

“Watch how many Democrats show up to protest the Supreme Court saving millions of innocent lives and tell me this isn’t a spiritual battle.”
Chuckie, the Bible says that the spirit doesn’t enter the body until the first breath. Abortion has nothing to do with spirits.
It’s not a spiritual battle.

Citizen Bogmonkey #fundie

TonyN #racist

“Slavery is not wrong. Bad slavery is wrong.”
In my mind, owning any human is wrong. So all slavery is bad slavery.

“Many slaves in America before the civil war and after it did not want freed.”
Fear of the unknown is not a good argument against slavery.

“They knew they had it nice; food, clothing, a roof over their heads, a good master.”
They grew their own food, made their own clothes, and had limited materials to build their shelters. All the things you think they liked about slavery would not change when they were freed!

“Likewise in the Bible good slaver is condogned but not bad.”
Even the good slavery talks about letting a man go after a certain time, but you still owned his wife and children. Because you gave him the wife and owned both of them when the kids were born.
People being born into slavery is not justifiable.

Razrback166 #homophobia #pratt

@Anon-e-moose #248008

No, no, his argument is there USED to be white-based, white-aimed shows, nothing now attracts his interest.
He doesn’t care what’s on now, he doesn’t care FOR what’s on now.
And he is unanimous in that.

Matt Walsh #transphobia #wingnut

“…the total collapse of the trans movement is officially upon us.”
We’ve had transgendered individuals throughout history. I really doubt the current hysteria and head-in-sand approach is going to change the physical fact of the condition.

And transitioning has a regret rate lower than 1%. One case has not established a trend, bubbles.

afchief #fundie

“afchief:
How does this not support the "Free exercise clause"?????”
The point of the Bill of Rights was to guarantee the freedoms of citizens, and to limit the abuse of government.
The government cannot have a religion.
It doesn’t have a right to free exercise of a religion.
And the people making up a government can pray to whoever they want to, they cannot make me pray to whoever they want to.

Razrback166 #homophobia #pratt

“They were obviously for white people - yeah,”
I thought they were popular because of Jennifer Aniston’s nipples.
I certainly never noticed if my wife muted the TV.

Ray Comfort #fundie

“. Few list their religious affiliation as being “atheist” because, as we are so often reminded, atheism is not a belief”
That’s not why i would hesitate, and i never hesitated anyway. At least in the military. I was quick to disassociate myself with any of the belief systems I didn’t want to be associated with, which was all of them.

“Most people who have some sort of belief would check "Christian" because we are still known as a Christian nation rather than a Moslem, Hindu or Jewish nation."
Huh?
So, If we arrest a Muslim and send him to prison, he’d say ‘The Christains of Christain America imprisoned me, I’ll be a Christain while I’m locked up. Oh, and I still want pork-free meals, thanks.”

“Those atheists who keep parading this "statistic" in an effort to prove that atheists live on a higher moral ground need only look at the 110,000,000 human beings who have been slaughtered under atheistic communism, to bring them back to reality.”
Dude, that’s stupid.
If Stalin killed 6 million people, or 20 million, that’s still just the morality of one atheist. A very small percentage of the human population. You can’t count the victims of atheism to compare the numbers of atheists in prison to…
I mean, you CAN, it’s just clearly dishonest.

David #fundie

“We did not evolve from primates.”
Well, we ARE primates, my parents were primates, their parents were primates, THEIR parents, the ones i’ve met, were primates, near as i can tell THEIR parents were primates.
Not seeing any evidence for your side, there.

“Yet our common ancestor the serpent/caveman did.”
Uh huh… Cavemen eat dirt and slither around on their bellies, you say?

“The original sin was an sex act between the woman and the serpent/caveman.”
But before that she needed to learn what sex WAS. Adam and Woman didn’t know that until after they ate the fruity dictionary.

“Their offspring was cain Abel' half brother. Cain' family tree is portrayed in Genesis ch 4 completely separate from Adam' in ch 5.”
NOpe. First line of four, Adam fucked Eve who became Pregnant and it was Cain.
You’re either talking shit or you about as expert as Pee Wee Herman.

“These two separate and distinct gene-pools crossed in Genesis ch 6 and whala”
Whala? Do you mean voila! or are you naming a Hawaiian gecko?

“you have us as modern men and women. I and I alone have walked the earth and have solved the riddle of creation.”
How about the sound of one hand clapping, can you solve that one?
Or where the white goes when snow melts? White clouds drop white snow that turns to grey slush and then clear water?

“I did so by applying modern Science to THE WORD OF GOD BY HIS REVELATION CONCERNING HIS WORD THE BIBLE!!!”
But not by reading it, apparently.

“JESUS BLESS YOU”
That would be useless, thanks.

Steffy #racist

“I am a white male with 2 jobs.”
Ookay. I’m a white male with one job. I also get the retirement pay from 20 years in the military so i only need one.

“ No criminal record.”
Yep, same.

“No drinking or booze problem.”
DO you know of any drinking problems that do not involve booze?
But, yeah, I don’t drink alcohol at all.

“I have a wife works full time.”
Hey, me TOO!

“We do not like Black people here in America.”
Well, that’s bullshit. You guys made SURE there were black people in America. Imported them specifically. Fought a war trying to keep them!
Now they’re on your sports teams, playing your music, in your government, etc.

“We do not like their actions,”
But they keep winning Grammys….?

“music,”
Grammys!

“or way of life here in 2008.”
It’s the same way of life you live. Look up above, that’s my household. Except my wife is black. What’s your bitch?

“We do not like Muslims and the religion of Islam.”
Well, you don’t have to like it, but the Constitution says you can’t kick them out over it.

“We do not want their way of life here in America.”
Really wondering who, exactly, is ‘we,’ honey.

“If this is being a racist in 2008 then that’s what Myself and MILLIONS and MILLIONS of others here (and round the world) are.”
Millions of people around the world don’t want blacks in America?

CrzyEght #fundie

“Your hate for Christianity is so shamlessly lucid, it makes me want to chew on glass...”
But, I married a Christain. I don’t hate them. I do point fingers and mock them…

“WE-ARE-TALKING-ABOUT-2007″
Okay…?

“A horrible argument is, disputing that modern Christian extremism is even on the same LEVEL as modern Islamic extremism.”
Yes. I don’t dispute that comparison, so I’m not making a horrible argument.
I do love English, don’t you?

“WAKE UP!”
I am woke AND i know what it means…

“You know what, if I ever had a son and he turned out to be gay, or Athiest”
Hmmm. I’m athy, but I’m not the athiest person I know. YOu should be proud if he climbed all the way to the top of the athy tower.

“or even a MUREDERER.”
Is that like in The Shining? A mur-red-er?

"I would still love him,”
I HAVE three kids, one of them gay, and one of them surface Navy.
It’s not really a flex to say you’d support your kid, i think of that as the bare minimum.

“ I would not disown him, but if he became a liberal, he wouldn't exsist to me!”
You know, if your kid grows up liberal, it’s probably going to be in reaction to your conservative idiocy.

“I'm so sick and tired of MSNBC, of Congress, of college campuses, of the ACLU ect.”
Aw, and we tried so hard not to give a fuck about pissing you off….

“Go away!”
Free country, so, no.

God, that felt good...

sisterinchrist #fundie

Paul insisted that Jesus was coming soon, and advised people not to have kids, since they might not live to an age where they would accept Jesus into their hearts and be saved.
He also said if you absolutely HAVE to have sex, and thus kids, then you should be married so the kids wouldn’t be bastards, but it would be better not to have kids at all…
So, unlikely that they’ll all be raptured.

Ashanti Queen #fundie

“abortion is pure murder!!”
Bible says that life starts at this end of the birth canal.

“is human cruelty! y kill an innocent soul???”
The spirit doesn’t enter the body until the first breath. What soul are you killing?

“even if it was alrite in de bible, i still wouldnt be up for it.”
Okay. And we care because…?

“if u r pregnant and dont want it, y dont u have de baby n den put him/her up for adoption??”
You know that people die from pregnancy, right?
And childbirth?
And not all babies that are up for adoption get adopted?
And as to ‘y’, maybe they don’t fucking want to?

“or have a ceacarian and put de baby in an incubator if u fink u cant handle him/her 4 nine months??”
I really don’t think a doctor is going to do a Caesarian before the baby is viable. That’d be malpractice.
And why in the fuck did you use a 4 for ‘for,’ but spelled out ‘nine,’ instead of 9?

“after all de 6 (not sure) commandment say DO NOT COMMIT MURDER!!!”
Still not murder.

damombomb #fundie

Elizabeth Nickson #racist #wingnut #conspiracy

“It is odd to be part of the ethnic group that everyone hates.”
Yeah, only your people know this. Odd and unique.
Not like the Jews can relate.
Or the Germans right after Hitler.
Or the Japanese after Pearl.

jackville07 #sexist

“The Percentage of Incel Men is Far Greater than 10%”
You don’t English well…
Do you mean, incels are more than 10% of all men?

“Well let me tell you something, Incel = Not being able to get sex on a regular basis.”
Wait. ‘Involuntarily Celibate’ is a group that includes people who have had sex, and have the opportunity for more sex, but not as often as they want to have sex.’?
Man, I thought creationists had a problem with word definitions.
So, you’re artificially inflating the number of incels by blurring the definition.

“Just because a normie got sex once at 18 by some ugly drunk fat girl and then at 23 by some below average drunk club slut doesnt make him a non incel.”
But if someone who’s had sex posts on an incel board, y’all call him a fake-cel.

“He just got lucky twice in his life. The rest of his life women keep sex away from him. He is not a non incel.”
He’s had more sex than you ever will.
And you STILL blame the women for choosing not to fuck as often as you think they should.

“I know MANY normies who have MANY female friends and they Struggle like hell to get sex and like hell to get a gf.”
Um, yes.
The definition of incel is NOT ‘has to work at getting a relationship.’ That’s the same for everyone.

“Many male normies ARE FUCKING INCEL.”
You keep angrily insisting this. But if they are incels, why do you call them normies?

“They just have a lot of friends and go out a lot and are NT. It doesnt mean they are slaying like chad or even getting semi regular sex with one girl. THEY ARE FUCKING BLUE BALLED SEXLESS LOSERS.”
The fake-cels, you mean.

“The only difference between male normies and male incels”
Make up your fucking mind, they ARE incels or they’re a separate demographic from incels.
Sounds like even you don’t think they are the same, you just have a reason to make this shit up…

“There is no pleasure or fun in being a male normies.”
Oh. Standard incel accusation that no one else is happy, because that makes you feel less miserable.
But, you have to lie and exaggerate to achieve this.

“Your basically a sexless tool for women to use as an emotional tampon or some gay best friend type shit.”
Except they’ve had sex. And they might have sex again.
Unlike you.

“All the normies on here KNOW we are correct in out assessment of succubi and how shallow and discriminating they are,”
No, they do not. If they did, they’d join you.

“they just dont want to appear weak and admit the truth that THEY ARE LOSERS with Women.”
As long as they’re standing next to you, they’re not the losers.

“Normies eat the leftovers of chad, the breadcrumbs off the table = they get sex once every 7 years and then come here and say how amazing women are and laugh at incels even though they technically are Fucking Incels themselves who got pussy like only 4-5 times before age 35.”
Deep breath, bubbles.
Your blackpill is one great big fictional rationalization so that YOU won’t feel so bad, now you try to convince everyone else they’re really feeling the same. But they’re not.

“Therefore the male incel population is like 75-85%.”
Pure fantasy.

“Only like 10-20% OF MEN get regular sex from succubi.”
Angry fantasy.

“And only like 1-5% of men get hot regular sex for FREE from succubi.”
One day you’ll have to face reality…

Todd White #crackpot #fundie

“He sits in the theater room of your soul and sees everything that goes across your screen, guys.”
This is what confuses me. Even if we don’t believe god is real, we DO understand that ‘omniscient’ means. We would know that if he exists, he knows every decision we make.
So the Believers who keep insisting that we atheists choose to pretend we don’t believe in god as a ploy to claim innocence on judgment day, are out of their fucking skulls.
It makes no sense that I believe he’s got the full printout of my beliefs, but still think I can fool him by adopting a stance.

March for Billionaires #elitist #mammon

“Most made their fortunes building companies that employ thousands and solve real problems. Their wealth is largely stock in those companies, not vaults of cash.”
I might have believed you before the pandemic.
But we watched the billionaires.
They didn’t do shit for their employees. They justify their big profits by saying they’re the ones taking all the risks, but when they business suffers, they cry for government help because they have all this payroll and everyone’s depending on them.
Then, for the pandemic, they cried that closing their stores would cost them money and they couldn’t pay workers. And when they got the funds for those payrolls, they spent it on buying back stock. And they fired people anyway.
They are not a plus to society, we do not need them.

If we DO start taxing the shit out of their profits, just watch. They’ll sink the money back into the business, so that it’s not profits. WHich will be better for the businesses, and maybe employee pay rates, but it’s not in an effort to benefit society.

JohnR7 #fundie

So, we have a guy who spends his entire life studying the biology of the human body, who tells you something about that body, based on his and other people’s efforts at understanding the body, and even tells you the study that was done to tell him this, but you can’t trust him because he doesn’t understand the bible quite the way you do…

Yeah, that’s rational.

zikan 1945 #fundie

"Ok try an experiment for me. Take a bunch of elements, sand, whatever and conpress it and blow it up in your yard(or if you want to be real scientific do it in an air tight room).”
Is this supposed to compare to the Big Bang expanding out of the monobloc?
An air-tight room won’t compare at all, it’s got air in it.
You need to find a source of absolute nothingness.
We have no experience with nothing, not really.

“What happens? Does the mass form planets,”
There’s no way I am able to perform an experiment with enough mass to create a planet, so ,no.

“do the planets start orbiting each other.”
So, more than one planet’s mass….

“Does only grain of sand for example produce a magnetic force field that protects it from its "sun" that is completely perfect so that life exist so that the weight of the object on these planets are just right.”
Ah. A fine-tuning fan.
Who knows fuck-all about the big bang, but still rejects it.
Not a compelling argument you have there.

“Also, do the planets start spining and orbiting each other, and the only 1 out of a billion billion rotate at just the right pace and angle.”
Still an argument from fine-tuning.
You seem to think that the Big Bang is more of a cornucopia. Someone shook up a bunch of elements and out came spinning planets and life…
You’re all idiots.

“There are rules in the universe.”
Which they depended on to determine the Big Bang happened…

“Yes. How did they come about. Who created them or did they just pop up.”
Well, humans made the rules. We watched things interact, and tried different configurations, and eventually wrote down the rules as we understand them.
Feel free to provide the slightest reason this needs a lawgiver.

“We must not be rapped up in the phylosophy of men and consentrate on serving God my friends. He loves you. Do seperate yourself from him.”
Home schooled?

“Why didnt the monkeys of today become humans because they are monkeys.”
Well, yes, if they weren’t monkeys, then when you said ‘monkeys of today’ we wouldn’t know what you were talking about.
But what part of evolutionary theory would suggest that species which separated from our lineage would evolve to come back to our lineage?

“Why doesnt a apple eventually turn into a pear. Because it doesnt transform thing adapt. I adapt you adapt. You work you get bigger.”
That’s not evolution.

“I hope this helps people peace out”
I am no more or less peaced out than i was when I started.

“I could go on and on this isnt flaming anybody just trying to help”
You don’t know enough about the science you’re criticizing to help.
You’re spinning your wheels at best, or doing harm.

“i would go on but time for bed.....just remember God loves you just trust him on this one ok"
Um… No. Certainly not just on your say-so.

CottShop #fundie

“There is truly nothing new under the sun- these atheist liberal dolts think they're being novel in their approach to villify Christianity?”
Novel? No need to be novel.
You guys are stupid in the same ways you’ve always been.

“Here's a wake-up call God-Deniers- you've failed for centuries and will continue to fail right up until the point the Christ returns to paint the streets with your spilled blood.”
Yep. Like i said, if you’re not being novel in any way at all, why would i need to be novel in my criticism?

Judithann Campbell #fundie

“The vast majority of military women do not want to go into combat,”
Um, I was in the military for 20 years. The vast majority of men don’t WANT to go into combat. Combat sucks. You could get HURT in combat!
However, the military promotion system is designed to reward combat positions. In order to compete, women who want a career have to go into combat positions.

“but they will be forced into combat because that is what feminists want, and feminists have zero regard for other women or even for the majority of women.”
I really doubt that you’ve actually performed a survey of the vast majority of military women, or have access to one.
But I do remember Desert Storm. A whole bunch of men were quite upset to find out they were being deployed to a war zone. THey joined up for the education, not combat. Still, that’s a risk you take being in the military.

“Feminists are brown shirts;”
Hey, women in the military are already feminists.

“many will scoff at me for saying that.”
Already scoffed.

“When soldiers show up at your door to drag your daughter off to war against her will, then maybe you will believe me.”
Soldiers don’t collect draft dodgers, the cops do.
And we don’t have a draft right now, they won’t drag her off to war without a few interim steps.

“ Because feminists have never made a secret of their intention to force young women into combat against their will;”
In a voluntary military. Your dreams are very colorful at night, aren’t they?

“feminists do not try to hide the fact that they are brown shirts,”
Except for the fact that all your facts are wrong…

ThisLifeKillsMe #sexist #psycho

“[Discussion] Making women's vaginas public property who do not contribute tax wise to society isn't always enough.”
Yes, we also need to make your asshole public property, too.

“There needs to be a more detailed system”
You mean a more detailed humiliation of women.

“Lets say a 18yo single mom who never contributed and for a long time never will shall made also have their anus and oral cavity public property.”
How exactly do you assess ‘never contributed,’ then?
You SAY taxes, but you mean free sex to the incels, right?
Why would society benefit YOU though?

“A woman who worked 10 years full time and stops contributing with taxes shall only have made their vaginas public property.”
That’s kinda stupid, though. Taxes are not the sole means of judging a person’s worth.

“A woman who doesn't pay taxes shall have made their vagina public property instantly.”
So, if she works ten years, then becomes unemployed, you can fuck her on her way home from her last day.
Still wondering why people who vote would fall for this bullshit?

“If a woman doesn't contribute with tax money for 2 years her oral cavity shall become public property. Her anus after 5.”
Care to explain the math that came up with these numbers?

“A woman who hasn't contributed continously for a year shall have made her vagina made public property until she is 80.”
Math, please.

“A woman who has gotten their mouth and anus made public property shall have their oralacavity and anus made private property after 5 years of continuous tax contribution.”
Wait, so while paying taxes, she’s still subject to your hard-on?

“Abortions shall be made illegal”
What the hell? You want to impregnate unemployed women, which means your taxes are going to pay for whatever medical care they get?
Is there ANYTHING to this besides punishing women for the fact you’re about as datable as a moon rock.

Idea #fundie

Anon #transphobia #sexist #homophobia

“Trooning is the peak expression of men being unable to face who they are.”
Or women who do face who they really are.

“There's a reason why it happens in spaces most exposed to feminist narratives.”
So, spaces where people are smart enough to see PAST ‘they (don’t) have a penis’ to understand sexual identity…

Y’all are taking this so personally, and so much as a modern event, but the condition goes back as long as civilization does…

Harmeet K. Dhillon #ableist #wingnut

You have a schedule for your fabric arts?
Seems futile, but that’s just me.

But between using ‘retard’ and blaming them for YOUR inattention is just wrong.

SylviasDaddy #fundie

“The most serious offense is blasphemy against the Holy Ghost.”
Okay.

“Second is the shedding of innocent blood.”
Really?
At the end of the Flood, God took a couple of hits off the sacrificial smoke and realized that it’s just man’s nature to be wicked. You know, the behavior that drove him to kill every man, woman, child, baby, fetus, and blastocyst in the world, save 8? None of the wicked could help it, it’s how they were made. Sure sounds like they were innocent enough…

“Third is violation of the Law of Chastity, which says that sexual relations are to be had only between a man and a woman who are legally and lawfully married to each other.”
Gotta say that wiping out a culture and taking the girls as sex-slaves seems to violate this, at least in spirit. But that’s me.

Harry #fundie

“I would persuade minds to believe that living things can spring from dead matter.(The opposite of the law of biogenesis”
There’s no such law.
For that to be a law, we would have to know every single situation that could possibly lead to self-replicating molecules and eventually to life (or some other chain), and also have proven that they cannot possibly under any reasonable circumstances ever work.
ONE experiment proved that sunlight on organic tissues does not create maggots. That’s not an exhaustive disproof of every possible chain. Just something creationists like to pretend science has said.

“I would tell man that if the sun was only one degree closer,”
Um, a degree is not a measurement of distance.

“we would all burn up, and if the sun was only one degree farther away,”
STILL not a useful claim.

“we would all freeze to death.”
You do know that right now, as the US is covered with drifts of snow, we’re the closest we come to the sun all year, right? It’s not distance that controls our temperature.

“Then I would convince man that the accident called evolution caused the sun to be placed in the only position it could be in for man to exist on the earth”
Holy crap you’re a fucking idiot. Evolution is biology and it’s limited to life down here on Earth, nothing at all to do with Earth’s distance from the sun.

JolieMonique #fundie

“First off, God doesn't use magic, He does miricales. Our minds can't really understand that.”
So, if you don’t, if you CANNOT understand that, what’s the basis of claiming it’s NOT magic?
Magic: Using supernatural forces to influence events.
God: A supernatural being.

I’d define magic, personally, as using non-linear processes. I mean, it’s one thing to selectively breed goats to promote stripes that already occur in their DNA. It’s another to show them striped sticks while copulating, to produce striped kids.

“But, if you read the whole Bible, you will find that it has prophecies, yes?”
How is that evidence that it’s not magic?
Seeing the future would be a supernatural action, so, magic.

“Well, some of those prophecies has ALREADY come true.”
Meh…

“How can people believe that we evolved from... some goop or monkies. It just doesn't make any sence.”
From all the evidence for evolution. Any magic in the book does not make the evidence go away.

“If we came from monkies, then we would have proof already because then the monkies we have in captivity would turn into a human.”
Why?
What part of evolutionary theory tells you that all primates would evolve to match our evolution?

“It's just not right.”
Science doesn’t care about your fee-fees.

“In order to understand everything, you really need to read the whole thing to understand. Even go to a church if you're stuck.”
Been to church. Grew up in church. Had questions. Answers were not on offer.

Wayne Allyn Root #wingnut

anoymous cowardly fundie #fundie

“Moses assembled the first five books of the Old Testament from much older scrolls and tablets.”
This would be the Moses whose funeral is described in the 5th book, right?
must have been fun for him to come across that in an older scroll.

Coolhand #fundie

“So why would anybody assume because someone says that God doesn't heal amputees that he hates them.”
Is that an assumption or a conclusion?
I mean, he’s omnipotent. He COULD replace limbs. Something prevents him except at suspicious revivals, huh? You’d think someone could just go to a hospital and put people back together, right?

“Yeah I looked at the site, are you suggesting that the site is objectively seeking truth or pushing a view. Some of us here call that propaganda.”
Do you have any evidence of an objective truth, here? Or just pushing your point of view that God’s okay despite his inaction?

“I dont have a link to give you but there are reports of limbs popping back out in the revivals going on in China right now.”
So, instead of evidence, you offer rumors of evidence somewhere we can’t verify.

“Seems people don't like to come forward and testify in coutries where they kill Christians.”
This is the god that has brought people back from the dead, right?
The God with Unlimited Power and the ability to conquer death?
So, if a government was killing MY worshipers, I might think it was justified to bring them back, just to make a point. Might bring about the end of such killing, right?
Like that duel in ‘Highlander,’ where Conner kept standing back up after his opponent stabbed him to death. His more and more frustrated opponent…
But apparently your god is willing to give them back a lost limb, but not their life for an unjust murder…

LipsterLeo #wingnut

@Skide #247852
REally? I remember a lot of gun groups being upset, but not the NRA.
Not saying you’re wrong, I just don’t seem to see those headlines where I go.
And, yeah, fucking odd times…

For my entire life, the NRA has insisted they need guns so that the government won’t just walk all over us.
NOW the conservatives are championing the fascists and want to disarm anyone who resists their walking all over us.
Two -faced bastards.

TheRingGoesSouth #sexist #racist #dunning-kruger

“Remember when the internet was a male space?”
Um, no.
You missed the 60s, when programming was a female space. All that typing, they made the secretaries do it. When programming became cool, the men invaded, purposefully making it their space, driving women out of the jobs.
But they still had the skills to program.
So it wasn’t that hard to find women on the internet.
Probably a lot of the ‘guys’ you thought you were talking to were women who couldn’t be bothered typing ‘Age/Sex/Location’ or responding to same.

“but there is something I miss about this "male space" that was the internet.”
Aw, your private treehouse is co-ed. Poor little snowflake.
I made 16 patrols on purely male submarine crews. In fact, in 20 years, I only had two women in my chain of command.
But, no, I don’t miss the casual arrogance of men who think only women are offended by sexist jokes.
It was kind of silly. Someone tells an ethnic joke, that all the training says NOT TO DO, and if i complained, people would look stunned. “I didn’t realize you were Jewish.” And when the EEO lectures were about women, complaining about THOSE jokes drove people paranoid trying to decode my objections.

“There are other examples of this: Women became referees and commentators in male sports games. In the past, there were more martial arts schools where only men trained. There are probably hundreds of other examples.”
Yeah, watched this in the Navy. All the billets that were guarantees for promotion were male-only for the longest time, discriminating against women trying to have a career.
They fixed that. Women are all over the place, competing with the men for the choice billets, promotions, ranks.

“Don't you miss the feeling of being somewhere where just men talk with each other”
Frankly, no.

"More than that, don't you need it? Don't you need the rivalry, the jokes the appreciation, the feeling of being irreplaceable?”
Um, I get plenty of vulgarity in my office. We have 10 submarine veterans, one army vet, and one mother of three. We do try to rein it in if someone from the Front Office is in the room, but the rivalry is not missing. The same jokes are told. Every morning meeting we cross the rubicon.
Of course, you might get different results because when YOU tell a racist joke ,you’re not joking, are you?