“Most of us can agree that God upholds all things by the Word of his power (Hebrews 1:3).”
Okay, standard Christian boilerplate so far. If your audience is only other Christians, they will probably agree.
“Taking this a few steps further, we learn that Jesus is the Alpha and the Omega, which are the first and last letters of the Greek alphabet.”
Well this part is metaphorical, it means he’s the first and the last, not that he’s literally the Greek letters.
“This means that Jesus, who is Jewish, is actually the Aleph Tav, the first and last letters of the Hebrew alphabet.”
Uh, I suppose, but this would just be another metaphor with an identical meaning to the last one, so I don’t really see what you’re-
“The Hebrew alphabet, for those who are studied, is more than just a collection of letters. It is an incredibly complex algorithm.”
Huh?
“This means that the language contains life, which comes from the letters of the original Hebrew. We have learned that the original Hebrew letters are living beings found in Christ Jesus. What we have found is that through the use of evil and counterfeit Living Letters, the formulas and equations that encode our existence have been manipulated and defiled. This prayer calls for a correction of this deep issue, which is afflicting our nature at the sub-quantum level.”
And here we go off the rails… I don’t need to read any more.