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Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #fundie #quack #wingnut

More comfortable with it than the “right” I’d argue, legal battles over wedding cakes considered.

Update on the “anything but actual medicine to treat an illness we’re somehow still pretending isn’t even real” craze: Moving on from horse dewormer now the big new con is boner pills. Who else thinks it’s a bit on the nose seeing as the entire driving force behind denouncing any and all rational response to the pandemic isn’t really belief in health risks but some delusional belief that doing so somehow proves you’ve got the bigger metaphorical dick than the obedient not-suicidally-stupid masses?

Micki Witthoeft #conspiracy #pratt

If it’s a constitutional right to smash through the windows of a barricaded door with the intent to drag the people on the other side of it to gallows while stealing anything not nailed down and shitting all over the walls then I’m never visiting your insane shithole of a country. You would also owe BLM a series of apologies, had they done half of that, although it hasn’t stopped you from insisting that’s what they do.

Hippocrates #dunning-kruger #racist #wingnut

The kind of people you associate with get off on the idea that they are benevolent when reality is they take any excuse to push recognizable intelligent life that is beyond their control as swiftly or possibly even violently from their personal bubbles as possible to retain the sense that they are the ultimate masters of their lives and social surroundings where all things happen according to their will. A tendency not limited to race but social standing as well. Something often tied to race. Outside their bubbles, outside what they accept in front of them as reality, where there is no consequence there is a quick ego boost.

This is the behaviour you call “virtue signalling” and project it on others who actually do give some kind of shit about people other than themselves and have some grasp of the reality that humans only shape their environment as much as they cooperate to, not as a sole arbiter of will and reality. That our choices are often impacted and limited by outside forces.

You choose to instead strongly impress the message that no one will look after you but yourselves, something repeatedly demonstrated in modern society with a two-tier system of rights. The tier you live on where your rights are something to be protected and fought for that cannot be questioned without consequence, and the tier the black people you hope to demonize live on where their rights are little more than a written document to be thrown in their faces as the ultimate proof toleration of their existence demands deference to any that challenge or suspend their rights and the onus forever on them to submit and supplicate even in the face of abuse you would not stand for without retaliation otherwise their rights and lives were undeserved entirely.

Your example with the school, where you mention white people’s taxes “grudingly” funding a black child’s education? You prove the point in that one sentiment. To you they are not and will never be part of the community regardless of where those children’s lives take them. If you see them bleeding in the street you would feel nothing but annoyance, if you see them accepting a nobel prize you would feel as if that success was taken from you. You breed that environment, and justify it posthumously however you can.

Dave Bateman #conspiracy #mammon #racist #wingnut

If you want to slaughter the American people en masse you don’t need a billion dollar scheme, space age technology, a conspiracy of millions of people cooperating globally, and your intended victims cooperation all of which would also require psychic goddamned powers to mentally blank out people who up and died all at once which would be impossible to hide…

You just vote against spending money on infrastructure improvement and tell everyone they’re on their own in the wake of increasingly frequent freak weather and natural disasters leaving them out in the literal cold. For good measure play up anyone trying to flee as an invasive horde that will bleed dry anywhere they find even the briefest of shelter a la anyone who tried to flee Katrina and got shot at by the National Guard and further demonized as conditions got more desperate. Paranoid fucksticks, some of whom you doubtlessly voted for, would do the work of keeping their fellow man in the disaster zone all on their own with no need for involvement in any conspiracy. Want to help things along? Hit the off switch on the power grid and cite overdue bills.

Then you point at your political opponents and blame them. Or the wind. Or just shrug and say it’s not your responsibility.

Bev Gibson-Baptista #fundie #dunning-kruger

Yeah, just like how everyone who read Genesis freaks out at every farmer planting crops saying they’ve just raped and sown their seeds in their forebears and own future corpse.

wiki4men #pratt #sexist

Jesus! Just how high is the bar for these freaks to consider something sexual assault? Penetration of a stab wound? Or is it simply all fair game until they themselves suffer injury in the process?

Marjorie Taylor Greene #fundie #wingnut #racist

Anyone wishing unconditional happiness on others is, according to Republicans, not really a Republican and an evil to be stamped out.

… And then when you factor in the racial subtext…

Dr. James David Manning #crackpot #fundie

Nice to see something stupid that isn’t also in some way horrifying. Just good old guilt free point, laugh, and scratch your head wondering what the hell they’re thinking.

SlayerSlayer #wingnut #psycho

Kevin Sorbo #wingnut

So there really IS a war on Christmas. It’s being waged by idiots like has-been Hercules here. For these idiots Christmas isn’t about the spirit of giving, the love of your friends and family, or silly old religious values… it’s about asserting your “moral” dominance by any means available even if it makes a mockery of what you claim your morals are, having an excuse to ostracize others and pick fights at the dinner table, to suck the joy from the world and express ill will to all who would rather celebrate the holidays peacefully if it doesn’t reinforce your beliefs as the only valid ones.

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene #conspiracy #wingnut

The engineered bioweapon conspiracy theory just gets even more absolutely retarded now that they’ve decided to tack on Fauci as the secret evil mastermind on the basis that he kept advising Trump to treat the virus like it actually exists. I mean, for this all to be a plot to embarrass one person is already a narcissistic delusion but it’s a conspiracy that absolutely required Trump to fuck up at every possible turn and pointedly ignore the supposed plants working against him. Because if the virus were stopped at any point before reaching North American shores, if travel restrictions motivated by anything other than overt racism were put in place and adhered to immediately as was advised to and ignored, if the curve had been flattened with stay-at-home orders and mask mandates, if even one right step had been taken or Trump simply sat on his hands instead of actively undermining state actions or even right down to individual city initiatives after passing the buck down the only thing tarnishing his name would be his incompetence and corruption in every other aspect of his time in office… and the previous financial disaster that was career… and the sexual assaults…

Some conspiracy, huh? It hinges on Trump alone making himself look bad. So what is the point of a virus then? A “harmless cold that will disappear when it warms up” and at the same time “a depopulation weapon” that had to spread through everyone else including the supposed creators before getting to the primary target. Again relying on incompetence at every possible step of the way.

Sharmila Begum, Azarudeen and Mohammed Saleem #fundie #quack #psycho

This is fucked up on so many levels. Not just the whole “believing a charlatan when he suggests child murder will benefit you” angle, not just that there’s yet another goddamned charlatan who for some unfathomable reason would even suggest this simply for shits and giggles, not just a woman deciding her elderly husband’s few remaining years were worth stealing her own six month old grandchild’s entire future, and not just that it was apparently a third party that reported the death rather than the girl’s mother who wasn’t in on the scheme and caught the murder in the act but feared for whatever reason defying the wishes of her own elder and made herself complicit in the following cover up. It’s that this is growing routine. This should not cease to be shocking in any way, it’s unconscionable that I can be growing numb to such acts of evil.

BasesAndAcids #conspiracy #crackpot

Want to punish people doing nothing wrong? Make a law so entirely broad it’s impossible not to be breaking it and make it’s enforcement a discretionary matter. Try to apply that same law to the people you aren’t already looking to punish? “This is why we have guns.”

Case in point: The anti-maskers. We’ve got them here, too.

Sydney Watson #ableist #dunning-kruger

Even diamond cracks, you insufferable cunt. It is not “weak” to be wounded, to have limitations, to need to heal, it is human. Your unfamiliarity with the concept is a sickness unto itself, one that makes depression look fucking benign.

And some wounds, some sicknesses, they never heal. You can only learn to live with them one day at a time.

MRRStudios #ableist

There’s a difference between saying that weight can confer health issues and making the insinuation that weight equates to a failing as a human being or implies a deficiency of morality or personality traits. There’s a difference between saying I will feel better about myself if I lose some weight - which I’ve been trying to do for several reasons - and saying I should not feel good about myself unless I shed those pounds. Making respectful treatment contingent on an exterior standard is the core of such issues and pushing your standards under the pretext of “friendly advice” is an extension of that and it is not blunted at all by “well it’s your mistake to make” condescending attitudes. Actual advice about healthy living, preferably only when solicited, is something else entirely. The devil and the dickery is in the details.

antonlevay #conspiracy #crackpot

Or here’s a crazy idea: He’s a shameless hypocrite and lifelong con artist who only ever does what he thinks benefits him no matter how blatant, short sighted, or harmful to others it may be. First by denying the pandemic was happening because he thought it made him look weak, to fanning conspiracy theories to pretend the natural result was someone else’s fault, to latching on to an easy way to segregate votes, to blindly claiming credit for anything good, to doing a complete 180 if he finds some way to funnel money towards himself because he thinks everyone is just so stupid and incapable of memory retention beyond the last five minutes that they’ll believe anything if said often enough and at every turn he’s proven right about that.

You’re right about one thing, it sure as hell isn’t multidimensional chess. You’re just too stupid to accept the simple truth and you’re patting yourself on the back for inventing a smarter Trump and a more elaborate way for him to be anything but the failure he was because he played to your feelings which you’re desperate to justify as an appeal to your intelligence and you’re entirely willing to hide all evidence otherwise as has been the model for everyone surrounding him his entire life to my absolute disgust.

Liz Wheeler #conspiracy #quack #wingnut

Yeah you know how you only ever get the common cold once in your life and then you’re immune to all future mutations of the usually mild but profoundly contagious disease forever… oh wait.

Unnamed Tory Aide #dunning-kruger #racist

When you start with “suddenly grabs another person’s face” you’ve got a problem before they utter the hate crime about your features. And frankly, they should count themselves lucky keeping all their fingers but this world we live in is one where you’re more likely to suffer consequences for taking issue and making so much as a verbal complaint with something that fucked up rather than being the one who does it.

AtotheZtotheN (Ben Chim) #elitist #moonbat #psycho #racist

Racist government hating gun nuttery and racial grievance manufacturing: Now with slightly different packaging.

Dialgatime321 #conspiracy #sexist

Until directly observed everybody is having sex with everybody else except for you.

The first law of sad, delusional fucks who really want a reason to hate everyone else.

Toráh en España #fundie

Liz Wheeler #conspiracy #fundie #wingnut

A bulletproof vest doesn’t stop a headshot but fuck if you’d ever tell a cop not to bother. And when someone’s spraying lead you don’t let them keep on doing their thing because you’ve got half-measures and they insist it’s their right. You remove the threat one way or the other.

Stonetoss #wingnut #conspiracy #crackpot #dunning-kruger #mammon

There’s a difference between censoring art and associated views - which you are still quite free to make despite your views being rooted in promoting provable falsehoods, espousing unsupportable slander, advocating the restriction of rights, and even obliquely suggesting various forms of harm to befall others - and a distributor dropping you like a handful of burning shit because they don’t want to be associated with your awful views.

Apart from a staggering lack of originality alt-right “art” consists of appropriating what others have made, see “Pepe” for a prime example. And doing so simply to create a vehicle for their views to be presented in the bluntest, most heavy-handed of terms.

Ray Comfort #fundie

No cause has taken as many live or wrought greater devastation than those acting in the name of their “one true God” banana man. And I have the same opinion of candiru that most Australians have of the cane toad: They are unholy things that exist to plague all other forms of life. And I’m sure you’re not so approving of such plant life as hemp or peyote cacti.

Candace Owens #conspiracy #racist #wingnut

Your GPA is a 4 point scale. A GPA of 4.3 is like rolling 8 on a six sided die.

ItalianPolishCel #ableist #psycho #sexist

Your compulsive need to be the biggest imaginable shit and feign surprise while hoping everyone is even dumber than you as you try to weasel out of consequences is NOT FUCKING AUTISM.

Lauren Boebert #racist #ableist

Even Ritttenhouse’s lawyers are absolutely appalled at the politicians and gun lobbyists trying to cozy up, and this is display is just beyond vile. The worst of the worst are eating each other to play in a pile of shit. Life imitates Family Guy.

Candace Owens #conspiracy #fundie #racist #wingnut

Stonetoss #homophobia #transphobia #racist #wingnut

False history, resentment, a continuing inability to accept personal fault and altering that into a grudge you intend to repay. And that’s just the flag itself, seeing where it flies and what people are doing while “proudly” bearing it makes it even more of a warning sign.

bekkilyn #transphobia

Wah wah, you can’t pretend your attitude is an undeserved kindness rather than the insult and implication that basic human rights and personhood is conditional on inflexible social mores that it actually is any more. The world grew up without you.

Unknown Poster #dunning-kruger #psycho #racist #wingnut

And if they fired Chauvin before his disciplinary actions hit double digits so he never had the chance to straight up murder an unresistant man on the job? Or if police treated rights marches like mask protests and didn’t quite so enthusiastically escalate violence? Or hey, what if you finally stopped insisting you don’t still have a huge fucking problem with lives being treated unequally and your priorities on what constitutes a “right” ludicrously out of whack on top of being a multi-standard system of bullshit and addressed that problem?

Think, Fash’Stache, THINK.

Oh and you do realize the Viltrumite Empire represents not just a twisted Social Darwinist totalitarian nightmare, but one built on hypocrisy that eventually suffers for it’s arrogance and the species driven to near extinction after making so many enemies don’t you? That’s whose side you’re taking there, the douchebag narcissist plotting against all humanity for his doomed empire of elitists who was not just morally wrong but eventually proven wrong objectively?

Trevor Guthrie #psycho

Amazing you can cast a vote for any random Republican and hit the same. Also making some assumptions about the political leanings of everyone in Kenosha, either that or you’re admitting there’s a reason justice works very differently there.

StarimusArt #wingnut

And then they said “Wish problem employees were always this easy to spot. How many interview left to go today, ten? Send in the next one.”

Ray Comfort #crackpot #fundie

Civilization is never further than three missed meals from collapse. Miss reading any given holy text for three days and everything’s still fine. In fact, you might just invent a telescope or something since you’re not convinced you already know everything.

Koko #fundie

It’d be perfectly legal for me to travel between provinces. It would be perfectly legal for me to take a baseball bat with me. (Which puts me one up on Rittenhouse as he was too young to legally possess his rifle, even if he gave the money to a friend to purchase it and made arrangements to stash it elsewhere so that it wasn’t “technically” in his possession until he wanted to retrieve it.) It would be perfectly legal for me to be in an area that has trouble with people flaunting mask mandates and it would be legal for me to carry my baseball bat with me into a fast food restaurant or convenience store. What it would not be legal for me to do is take it upon myself to single out anyone that walks in without a mask or ignoring a posted occupancy limit with the intent of goading them into any vaguely threatening behaviour so I feel I have an excuse to shatter their kneecaps even if I preface it with making sure laws are being respected. After all if they’re not complying with local laws and store rules they can be refused service, and if they refuse to leave after they’re refused service that makes them trespassers, if they insist on taking products off the shelves when they’ve been refused service that makes them shoplifters.

And sure, I sound like a hero if I say I took down a shoplifter that threatened me - defending myself from a violent criminal - but if you know how far out of my way I went to find and escalate that situation to that point would you or would you not call bullshit on that?

Lauren Southern #conspiracy #fundie #wingnut

The courts have legitimized wandering the street armed and looking for trouble asserting a personal authority over all property in view despite not being the owner or even a resident of the area with the explicit threat and intent of violence to enforce that claim.

Basically what you expect a street gang to do. Claim an area as their turf and make an example of anyone they don’t like the look of.

In the same token they’ve made any attempts to stop an active shooter a crime because even if they set out with the intent of violence, start an altercation, and fire the first shots they can claim self defense at all attempts to disable or disarm them and self-defense is clearly one of the rights that only one person can have at a time. So much for the “good guy with a gun” narrative, not that it had much success in the past.

All depending on which colours the shooter is flying, of course. That also determines whether “active shooter” or “victim” are “loaded terms” in court proceedings or if it’s fine to blanketly label everyone in sight an arsonist with no need to qualify that in a legal sense because four people were smashing up cars a block away. Sure, referring to people as looters and arsonists with no charge or evidence to that affect may explicitly be an attempt to sway the jury’s opinion but the judge gets to decide what kind of sympathy is “undue” in their court.

Peter D'Abrosca #wingnut #conspiracy

The universe is just fucked up enough that I’ll be mildly surprised if there isn’t already a militia encircling the court hoping for a pretext to bank on everything a complete acquittal (and they dropped the weapons charges because of course just because so not even the bare minimum of pretend justice) will tacitly imply.

You’re not just prepared to argue everyone from Kenosha that wasn’t Kyle should have just rolled over and died when faced with imminent death, you’re eager. You think they should have ceded their streets to an out-of-state militia and that they’re animals for doing exactly what you’re praising Rittenhouse for. You just conveniently label everyone on the street as a rioter with no need to shoulder the burden of proof, rendering the rights guaranteed by law an absolute joke.

Looting, burning, smearing shit on the walls, and murder are fine and dandy when they’re done in the name of your causes as Jan 6 clearly showed. When it comes to actual authoritarianism and limitless power in the hands of the corrupt to suspend people’s rights you’re ready to butcher dissidents. When it comes to public health and endangering everyone you pass on the street, flipping off private businesses that set conditions for service, and even physical altercations? Then the law needs to get out your way. If history offends you then you rewrite it, burn the offending books, and not so subtly remind everyone who takes issue that you happen to be a hypocrite gladly turning cops on protesters before counterprotesting with a small arsenal and a huge attitude problem.

James David Manning #crackpot #fundie #racist

Oh that’s right, the trial for the fucking psychopaths that ran down Ahmaud Arbery in a truck before gunning him down in the middle of a public street is also being held right now. All with the justification that he paused during his jog to look around a house under construction. Nevermind that’s not even vaguely criminal or that he was the fourth person that day to do so. Who wants to bet there’s going to be two-for one special on miscarriages of justice? That following the current trend justice will be further punished as per the custom for miscarriages.

DeAnna Lorraine #wingnut #quack

If “Marxism” is defined entirely as people not actively fucking each other over and working together to survive then great, bring on the Marxism.

Kevin Sorbo #fundie #wingnut

The same dickhole that blanketly says Jews murdered Jesus and believes they have no right to be offended by such a statement thinks the guy who shot three people and killed two wielding a smuggled weapon he was too young to legally own after smuggling said weapon to take part in blatantly illegal vigilante activities and the hostile occupation of an American city with the express hope of getting a chance to shoot someone should sue for people saying that’s what he did.

Of course he thinks that.

You were better off following scripts better people wrote Kevin. Your own drek has the same problem with intellectual dishonesty you do.

Ben Garrison #ableist #conspiracy #quack #pratt

The shithead who started that fucking zombified bullshit lie lost his medical credentials because his study was a complete scam and he did it in the first place to SHILL HIS OWN ALTERNATIVE VACCINE!

And then there’s the whole fucking “I’d rather my kids be dead than different” subtext.

Candace Owens #conspiracy #fundie #racist #wingnut

The judge just said outright that if the jury comes back with a guilty verdict - and if he “accepted” the verdict which pardon me but I don’t think he has the option not to in a trial by jury - he expects it to be overturned.

What a fucking farce.

The trial’s a gong show. I’ll give the prosecution a golf clap for the less-than-a-minute they brought up the fact that nobody was discussing the right to self-defense of everyone that wasn’t Kyle Rittenhouse but I’ll also give them the finger for quickly moving on.

The residents of Kenosha are more on trial than Rittenhouse but they don’t get any representation in court. Their status as a threat to any living thing that came near is simply a fact that will not go contested.

Unnamed QAnon believers #conspiracy #crackpot

… And people publicly aligned with this insanity have no barrier to political power.

Candace Owens #conspiracy #fundie #wingnut

Mike Stone #wingnut #quack #racist #homophobia #fundie

You’ve been accommodated beyond all reason at every turn and it’s had consequences for everyone you’ve ever passed on the street, right up to the point where people who try to take some kind of action to keep your diseased asses from killing their children are blocked because it offends your sensibilities and it’s up to literally everyone else to just shut up and get out of your way. Take some fucking responsibility for once. You’re not an island in a vast ocean, you’re a greasy overweight slob happily shitting in an overcapacity paddling pool complaining about the dead body in it ruining your experience.

Naveen #fundie

Everything about this is both confusing and horribly sad.

I don’t know if it’s better or worse but I actually suspect the note might have been to convince family and friends that it wasn’t a suicide driven by depression and clumsily absolve them of emotional distress, or persuade them his afterlife is with God rather than the damnation associated with suicide so they don’t feel they will be separated and suffering even in the afterlife.

Sometimes you do extremely irrational things when you don’t want to leave any hurt behind.

Bigmanbigmandan #racist

Teacher give a lesson about Japanese history, literature, culture, etc.

Racist: Well I think on average my dick is bigger than an Asian’s, and I’m tall so I think I can take them in a fight! That makes me the superior man! Screw their sissy history and tea ceremonies.

Same teacher indicates a physically imposing black classmate attending on an athletic scholarship with a comically large bulge in his pants.

Racist: Well, I got history and culture and shit. They shouldn’t even be here, education is a white man’s invention and they’re a waste of a seat.

Teacher issues a pop quiz on the differences between North American, French, English, and German philosophy, social customs, and political histories which the racist flunks. Notably the results indicate ignorance of his own country’s culture.

Racist: You’re supposed to be on MY side!