“Atheists will try to use the following tools in arguments or attempts to defend their atheism:”
First of all, what’s to defend? I’m an atheist. I had questions no one could answer. Still do.
“*brainwashing”
Um… who do i brainwash to defend atheism?
“*censorship”
No, never have. The best tool for atheism, if i wanted to spread it, is actually quoting the bible.
“*deceit”
No, that’s YOUR side, interpreting everything in terms of me wanting to live in my sins and THEN burn in hell.
“*democide”
Not too many atheists i know spend time wiping out demons.
“*diplomacy”
And this is…bad?
“environmentalism”
We’re destroying the world and only Atheists want our grandkids to grow up?
“*fear mongering”
Nope. That’s every Christain who responds to my questions with the threat of eternal hell.
“*harassment”
Who goes door to door to sell their ideology, mate?
“*homosexual agenda”
Just pulled that one out of your ass, huh? Why would i care about the gay agenda as a solution to my atheism?
“*ideology”
Um.. . I reject yours, i have mine. Why wouldn’t i use this?
“*indoctrination”
Actually, I’m atheist because i outgrew my indoctrination.
“*intimidation”
See above, “Or You’ll Burn In Hell!!”
“*liberal logic”
Okay.
“*logical fallacy”
No, that’s Pascal’s Wager. There’s no atheist argument comparable.
“*mass media”
This is the media that won’t report on a tornado until someone thanks god they survived?
“*obscenity”
as a tool for fucking atheism? Weird.
“*political correctness”
Not an atheist tool…
“*professor values”
Huh?
“*public education”
That’s secular. Not atheist.
“*Darwinian science”
Science is neutral on whether or not there is a god.
“*"sound" reasoning”
Oh, look, someone who can’t successfully argue.
“*terrorism”
Sure.
“*violence”
Yes, we’re the ones firebombing abortion clinics.