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Donald Trump #crackpot #dunning-kruger

Jesse Lee Peterson #sexist

There are a lot of problems in the country right now, and they’re all cunts, but not too many women in charge.

Steven Roland #homophobia

“It’s called being celibate!”
No, it’s not. Celibacy is denying the urges. Asexual is lacking the urges. They are not the same.

“Some people are called into it in the Bible!”
Yes. As a choice. Which would be celibacy. Not asexuality.

““Asexual” is just sodomite re-branding of something perfectly normal!”
It is perfectly normal, but it’s nothing to do with homosexuality.

"No one is “oppressing” you for living for the Lord in a celibate way!”
Butcha’ kinda are. Telling them that they’re not feeling the feelings they say they’re feeling. Just like people tell transgenders. Or deeeeeeeeeply closeted gay men who want to pretend they’re NOT having gay urges by claiming their celibacy is a gift to God, not a fear response.

Donald Trump #crackpot #dunning-kruger

“Coal is the single most reliable, durable, secure, and powerful form of energy.”
Yes, this is why submarines use coal instead o f U-238, because we can burn it even 400 feet down, and the storage doesn’t take up significant parts of the ship. It’s why the Navy still has a fleet of colliers for underway replenishment of coal.

"It’s almost indestructible.”
Um… Fire. Fire consumes coal. That’s how we get the entergy from the coal, by destroying the coal. It’s not a reusable energy source.
IDEALLY it’s destroyed in a furnace, so we CAN benefit from its destruction but if someone BOMBS it, it will likely burn an amount of it.

You’re fractally wrong. At every level, from every angle, no matter the magnification, you’re wrong.

Hootowl #fundie

“Scientist: "We don't know everything, but we have more evidence that points to X.", where X=Intelligent Design".”
If ‘intelligent design’ is supposed to be the quiet part, why say it OUT FUCKING LOUD in the opening?
God DAMN this is stupid.

BUt, hey, if scientists have the evidence for intelligent design, why don’t you list the evidence and/or the sciengists?
And where were they at the Kitzmiller vs. Dover trial?

“ Hoot: "What's the X stand for?"”
He just TOLD you what it stands for.Were you not paying attention? My god, it’s YOUR fantasy.

“Scientist: "Well, X = Intelligent Design. Everything we discover points to it. We just can't say it publicly. The kids need new shoes, you understand."””
If a scientist can’t say it publicly, he’ll obfuscate. “It’s a general trait of universal development, well known among idiots, and people who eat lead paint, but not something we can really explain to the more mentally competent of the planet, see? Sorry.”

Winter-Lifeguard-550 and Baddok21 #sexist #dunning-kruger

Why is this always y’all’s excuse”
I dunno. Maybe an attention span?

“like you don’t have the ability to pick up trades.”
Within my lifetime, computer operators were mostly women, as all that typing made it look like a woman’s job in the secretarial pool. As computers became more interesting, man movied into the field. And pushed women out. And froze them out. And THEN, since they didn’t see women in such jobs, spread rumors that women weren’t capable of such jobs.

"At no point in your life have you been denied a physically laborious and necessary to our survival job.”
That’s not true. The false belief that many men have that women are incapable of such labor means many won’t hire women for that job, because they figure they’ll have to hire another man to do her work, since she can’t. So men think they’re doing right by the company to gatekeep women.
I saw the exact same thing whenever another rate or billet was opened to women in the Navy, all the old timers grousing about how their productivity was going to shit for ‘equal opportunity’ that was going to add bodies but cost manpower.

“You just don’t want to do it because you figured men would. You sure LAZY”
This is the exact attitude that kept women out of ‘manly’ jobs.

“but yes men build, maintain and protect the world we all enjoy” They also control the histories and tend to edit women out of the story. Especially after Christainity spread so far, they couldn’t handle women getting credit.
Same way Biologists would not publish any research about seeing gay behavior in animals, historians didn’t credit any reports of a woman’s contributions.

dusty #fundie

“And He answers the prayer because it was His will from the beginning according to what He wanted to accomplish...”
So… We’re in a car accident, and we’re trapped in the car, and we see gasoline trickling out and running towards a flame, if God plans to save us, we pray for god to help us BECAUSE he’s going to save us? But if he has decided not to, then our prayer is just amounts to desperate foreshadowing. And it’s just our invention, nothing to do with God…. What a rat bastard.
“Save me! PLEASE!”
“LOL, nah.”

Quiet_Lengthiness348 #conspiracy #fundie

@Conscience #221769
Good point! And if Earth wasn’t a rotating globe, we’d only have one tide a day, from the moon’s pull. We have two, which only models well on a spinning ball.

TheQuartering #elitist #wingnut #mammon

You know, i seem to recall people being told, durinmg the Pandemic, you don’t NEED a haircut. You don’t NEED to go to a bar. You don’t NEED to be surrounded by a congregation to worship, god hears you at home.
And the general response was that if they couldn’t live their life the way they wanted to, Biden and Fauci were fascist dictators who needed to be taken out on the White House Lawn and shot for treason.
Anyone else remember that?

TED #fundie

“There is NO practical reason for gays to have Marriage. The ONLY reason they want it so bad is to slap straights in the face.
Even if we pretended that were true, is there any good (secular) reason for the secular state to deny them? To continue to discriminate against them?
And spare us th eusual bullshit about ‘they can’t have kids’ as that is not a marriage requirement, or the bible, which is not a basis of our secular law, or it not being natural because it bloody well is. CLOTHES aren’t, but homosexuality is.
I’ve lived in Mass since the State SC decision and if anyone’s slapping me in the face i haven’t noticed it.

jstrodel #fundie

“(because happiness entails honor and social position)”
Nope. There are people who’d be happy with a serving of food, and no change to their social position.

“Why are you racist against children?”
Racist…. Against children?
Were you homeschooled or did you just play football before there were helmets?

FairSharFairShar #fundie

“We had a gay friend who got a bottle stuck up his rear...and had to have a colonoscopy,”
A colonoscopy as a response to a stuck bottle? Wouldn’t that make the prep difficult? I mean, the one thing i always notice on the colonoscopy report is how good the prep was. They would mention of a bottle blocked the probe, i’d think.

“almost died.”
Of having a bottle or a camera shoved up his ass?
Even for a fundie anecdote this is pathetic.

"That's when his wife found out he was gay.”
Having sex with bottles is not the definition of ‘gay,’ you blithering idiot.

“My husband said why would someone do such a stupid thing and I said because gays are, by nature, "off somewhere" -- "not right in the head"...they are not happy with the ordinary.”
So, you think anyone who wants their ass stimulated is gay and wrong. What if he was just trying to stimulate the prostate?

“Even in the way they dress, the way they walk, speak, think...they have some type of a problem.”
But you JUST SAID his wife didn’t know he was gay until the suspicious anecdote. If ‘they’ dress gay and walk gay, and speak gay, wouldn’t she have noticed?
Have you ever met a gay person?
Have you ever had a ‘friend’?

"They are drama queens,”
Except if they’re married, i guess.

“ but more than that, many (not all) are absolutely crazy and do crazy things, trying to prove something.”
Uh huh…. I have known a few gay men. They manage to perform in the military back whenit was illegal for them to be there.

“BTW, that friend died of AIDS quite a few years ago.”
I think i’d have LEAD with the AIDS death to prove any problem with teh gey.

starboymikey #fundie

“See, that's the problem with you scientific secularists. You just don't get it.”
I don’t live inside your fantasy, no.

“The truth is God put the temple there 6,000 years ago and made it *look* 11,000 years old just to test our faith.”
No, not ‘look.’ He had to match every line of inquiry, including all the dating methods, to all match up and, in every instance, give us evidence of an old Earth. And if he’s going to put THAT MUCH effort into convincing me that the world is much, much, much more than 6000 years old, i’d be a fool to doubt it.

“I dare you to prove I'm wrong.”
DARE me? I got over taunts like that a long time ago. Your problem with science is literally your problem. Just try to keep it from staining anyone else’s clothes.

“ (Note, scientific evidence is inherently faulty”
He said on the internet.

“and does not count.”
Well, that’s the entire point. Science produces results. How much of the intrawebs is biblical?

“Only Biblical evidence or divine revalation will be accepted.)”
That’s your issue. You wanna discount ALL THE FUCKING EVIDENCE, for your superstition, that’s on you.

sexselector #fundie

“if a woman does a “sex crime”, it doesn’t have that word.”
Oh. My. Fucking. GOD! You want to segregate RAPE? English doesn’t have gendered worrds, but you want RAPE to be male?

“”rape" is taken. it is done by a penis.”
It’s sex acts without permission.
When i was in high school, a group of girls copied a movie scene and raped another girl with an empty glass coke bottle. No penis involved anywhere, but that word was all over the trial.

“”come up with your own word for other stuff.”
Except ‘rape’ works, and applies, and conveys everything i need it to.

David J. Stewart #fundie

“If the husband rebukes his wife, she”
Claws his face off.
I have never seriously rebuked ‘the wife.’
She’s older than me and smarter, and my partner, not an employee.

“ Understandably, sometimes the husband is frustrated and crabby.”
Not a good reason to abuse anyone you’re supposed to be in love with.

“The man gets little sleep and is a nervous wreck, wondering what his wife will do next, or if she's coming home or not, or who she's going to drag into the marriage (and she often does).”
Sounds like you needed help, not justifications for being an asshole.

“Well-meaning people often take sides and make matters worse.”
Not entirely sure how they could be worse.

“His wife has no supervisor, so her husband has to reprimand her”
No, Stevie, you don’t HAVE to.

“for not doing her duties at home.”

HEEEEEEEEEEEhehehehe. I can imagin telling my wife what her duties are. If i’m lucky, the glass in my food will be ground, not shattered.

“ If the husband doesn't discipline her, then who's going to do it?”
Such a sad premise to question.

Quiet_Lengthiness348 #conspiracy #fundie

“There’s no actual evidence that space exists or the earth is a globe or that the earth is millions of years old.”
Yeah, gonna need you to call up all the collected evidence for each one of these generally-accepted-conditions and refute it all, then. Otherwise you’re just fingers-in-ears naysaying.

“It’s just lies put in text books that you have decided to believe in.”
Well, for the Earth-As-Globe we took some of those experiments out of the textbooks and conducted them and they worked.

So, NOT just ‘stuff someone wrote, but evidence i’ve actually experienced.
Also, consider the size of the conspiracy to HIDE a Flat Earth. They can’t just depend on everyone staying convinced. They have to induct pilots, and geologists, and cartographers… SO manny people do things that might stumble on the truth of the truthiness that it’s not a CONSPIRACY, it’s the main industry of the entire human race.

“Your religion is scientism”
A tired and baseless accusation that just dismisses any counter-arguments, and rather lazily.

“ but that is a religion because most of science today fails to follow the scientific method.”
Betcha your version of the Scientific Method is false…

“Suggest you start with the idea that the earth is flat. Try to debunk that using the scientific method and not NASA nonsense.”
We can measure Earth’s spin directly with modern gyroscopes. A Flat Earth group was completely unable to make such a gyro give them results that supported their theory.

“You will fail.”
So, seeing the sailing ship’s sail before the hull, that’s NOT evidence of a globe?
Used to go to Bear Lake in Idaho. It’s wide enough that from one side’s beach you can’t see the beach on the other side due to the curve. But if you climb the hill above the beach, you can.

"Then you will ask yourself who created this flat earth?”
No. No, I won’t because the evidence always supports the globe.

“Certainly not some big bang lie wagon.”
No one who knows a fucking thing about the Big Bang thinks it created the Earth.

“Then you will read the bi le and see that it is testament to a flat earth”
A big reason i stopped reading The Bible.

“and who knows maybe even believe in almighty God. Hallelujah!!”
No. Just…no.

Temerity #fundie

“I could just tell my ideal partner that I don't like when she talks to other guys and she would ignore him completely.”
So, your ‘ideal’ fantasy is a cardboard cutout where a woman would stand?

“But if I was with an unideal partner and she continued to talk to him knowing full well that he likes her and that it rips me apart inside,”
So, BEST sitiation, you say, ‘I don’t like it.’ and she obeys.
Less best, you say, ‘I don’t like it,’ and she understands that to mean ‘rips me up inside.’ Your ideal partner is telepathic?

“I would not hesitate to resort to murder.”
Make this clear in the prenup, please.

evolutionisforidiots.com #fundie

“To be an evolutionist/atheist, you must have faith in and defend the "Big Bang" story,”
They could disprove the Big Bang between now and Thursday, and i’d still be an atheist. And still accept evolution.

“no matter how impossible that event may be.”
Even a 1 in a zillion gazillion chance is not impossible.

"Evolutionists claim to believe that the entire Universe originated when a tiny, spinning, infinitely dense magic ball of matter exploded.”
Cosmologists, astrophysicists, not evolutionists.
And it’s Expanded.

"They have no proof of this event, no evidence suggesting it, no witnesses, and they haven't developed a plausible theory of where this matter came from, of course...”
You just read the chapter list on textbooks, don’ you? None of the contents?

"but it's an intriguing fiction nonetheless.”
to me, an intriguing fiction is the idea that Moses wrote the first five books of the Bible, including a description of his own funeral.
Did God describe it before he died? Or did he write it post-his-own-mortem?

https://www.deviantart.com/keithvii/art/Galilee-Man-A-Real-Deadline-1035845933

TruthTraveler #fundie

“I wen't from blasphemy to believer. I DO NOT wan't to goto hell!”
See, when i shifted from conservative to a much more liberal outlook, i could point to things that changed my mind Not necessarily to convince anyone else, but to at least flesh it out, that i didn’t just flip a coin.
This reasoning is right up there with changing political parties so people won’t throw eggs at your car…

Whered_u_go128 #sexist

“High Iq thought.”
Pepole with high IQs know how to spell IQ.

“Other then”
High IQ people know the difference between Then and Than.

“ looks a big reason people hate incels is because incels are better than most at calling out hypocrisy and it makes everyone uncomfortable.”
Misogynists whining about why girls won’t love them for their personality are not the acme of hypocrisologists.
Sexists complaining about women judging them by their looks, peppering their posts with terms like ‘land whale’ or ‘dressed like whores’ need to review their own hypocrisy before gauging anyone else.

“It takes a very delusional person to deny what's in front of them”
Such as y’all and th e 80/20 rule.

“normies and cucks don't like this because”
Because it’s a stereotype for your comfort, not a reality.

“they can't fathom their beautiful "queens" as hypocritical sluts”
What i can’t fathom is why you think i’d believe your bullshit without the slightest shred of evidence.

“so they just chalk it up to "stupid incel opinions.”
No, sweetie, we chalk it up to hateful incel attempts at propaganda

“Truth hurts and the blackpill just hurts even more”
The blackpill is not truth, though. How could it be? You don’t spend ANY time with womwn, and little with Normies, so it’s obvious you have NO FUCKING IDEA what you’re talking about.
And this is about as ‘high IQ’ as masturbating with a cheese grater.

caligatrux #fundie

“Transgenderism is a mental disorder,”
Not according to over 100 years of scientific investigation. But, you know better, i see. And your training in this field?

“and should be treated as such.”
Funny thing, do you KNOW the most successful treatment of transgenderism?, whether it’s biochemical, mental, or emotional in nature? Transitioning them.
So, yeah.

YOYAMA #fundie

About the time of the revolutionary war, there were molly houses in a lot of cities. Being a brothel but specifically for male prostitutes. I doubt they’d have reacted to such a presentation as anything like violence. Maybe, “Not just yet.”

mom of young patriots #fundie

“Actually, we do. I have studied Walter’s position on this topic and I know that he is not in favor of anyone going through transition. Quite the opposite, in fact.”
And i care, why?
The
The treatment for transgendered individuals used to be to pretty much brainwash the mind to match the body. About a hundred fucking years ago (at least in the US, we trailed behind others), they started shifting the body to match the brain.
The results have been so good the regret rate is below 1%. My wife has knee surgery next week and the regret rate for this procedure is about 30%. Having a child has a regret rate of between 5 and 16%.
And, of course, 50% of marriages end in divorce.

"We need to blow up the myth that “transition” is possible.”
That’s a lot of evidence to sweep under the rug, though.

Merqutio #fundie

“Ace, for your rebellion against God, you deserve to be put to death”
I notice that even those who do NOT rebel, they all die. God has sentenced us all to death.
What’s the fucking hurry for criminals? Seriously, if you believe in the skydaddy, then at some point we all meet our maker. How do you justify ‘love your neighbor’ with ‘kill the heretic’?

the chosen one #fundie

“Don't tell me you wouldn't do the same if a bunch of bratty kids told you you were a bald headed fart.”
I am a bald, old fart, thank you very much.
And, no, there’s no INSULT that would drive me to asking God to send two bears to TARE UP any number of minors. What kind of sociopath thinks that way?

“You would wish that the ground opened up and swallow the spoiled brats.”
No. No, i would not. I hever have.

“That was justice in the eyes of the Lord”
And that says a LOT about the Lord.
And his followers.

“and not murder.”
I can only hope you get the aftelife you deserve.

anonymous Twitter commenter #quack #moonbat

Anti-black? Because the first thing i thought of at reading ‘obese’ was Rush Limbaugh….
Followed by Baron Harkonnen (SP?)

dr h lecter #fundie

“pi is known to be an "irrational" number”
Different definition of ‘rational’ dumbass. One’s a mathematics term, one’s an estimation of how sound the thinking was on an idea or by a person.

It’s like ‘respect.’
ONE meaning of respect is to view the person as an authority figure. “I think you’re an asshole, but i respect your uniform.”

The other is to view someone as worthy of treating them like a human. “I respect your tight to have an opinion, however fucking stupid it actually is.”

The funniest part, though? Determining that Pi is an irrational number was established BY RATIONAL THOUGHT. Isn’t THAT a kick in the teeth?

Eskon2 #fundie

“1 The bible is older then greek babylonion and many other myths.”
No, sweetie, the BIBLE is not even older than Rome .

“For historical evidense to be found under such many cultures is in fact proof of one beginning.”
Or plagiarism.

“Even with evolution there should be two first 'humans'”
No. No, that’s not how evolution works.

“2 The accuracy is 100% and even for today it is good for sciense.”
Not even close. The sun isn’t inside the sky, and the Earth isn’t flat.

“3 The phrophesies for Jesus alone 300 are being fulfilled.”
Yes, a guy who wrote a story about the messiah made sure that his story included elements from the prophecies.
Got any extra-biblical corroboration.

“4 The bible owns on almost every respect as sciense,”
Bats arenot birds.

“law,”
A bible commandment is to have a parapet built on my roof. I’m in a climate where that would break my roof under the collected snow and ice. Fuck that commandment.

"construction,”
God destroyed civilization when they made the first skyscraper. We’ve been to the moon for cryin gout loud.

“ social life”
Sell your daughter to her rapist?

“healthcare,”
Never even says for doctors to wash their hands between patients.

“history,”
The Egyptians never kept slaves.

“ future,”
Tyre was not destroyed, never to be rebuilt, a prophecized.

FaceandHFD #wingnut

" We want to bottom 30% of men to become blackpilled and stop contributing to society.”
And how do you think that’ll work out for you?
Let’s say you do it. A massive ad campaign to get your hateful little fantasy instilled in a third of the population. They all just LDAR.
The economy comes to a stop and the rich people stop dragging in money by the shovelful.
This will become a major opportunity for women. The gender you guys obsess over and hate will quickly take the jobs you men abandoned. It’s the only way that society will survive. And, get this, they’ll do a better job. They’ll demand changes like on-campus day-care, 1 year of maternity leave, insurance covering kids until they’re 45, stuff like that. Especially if other countries already have it and it works.
They’ll be the ones advanced into manager positions, too. So eventually, when the dumb-ass men want to come back, women will remember them storming off to go live with the Blackpill. They won’t be trusted. You won’t get a second chance.
And the bottom 30% of men will turn to you, the revolutionaries, and ask, “Wait, was that your plan?” And you’ll say, “We didn’t really have a ‘plan,’ per se, we just wanted the economy to crash. And it almost did for two weeks, there.”
And they’ll beat you to death because humans are REALLY sore losers.

olumite1234 #fundie

“Atimes when I hear some people say there is no witches and witchcraft,I won't say a word, I will just laugh."
Well, you little sinner, you.
Ecclesiastes 5:2: Be not rash with thy mouth, and let not thine heart be hasty to utter any thing before God: for God is in heaven, and thou upon earth: therefore let thy words be few.
Or, as a Christain once translated it for me, “Don't open your mouth when you are tempted to make light of holy things”

“Woo to the earth because lucifer is the king of the earth" witches is just a division from the kingdom of the devil.”
Do you mean, ‘Woe’? I hope you mean woe.
I suspect you mean, ‘Diversion,’ too? You have GOT to stop taking the first word suggested by autocorrect.

“Its a secret society so they can't be identify.”
Meh. I’ve met actual witches. One of the underway on the sub. They’re not all that secretive. Seriously, i’d have told my shipmates if i was gay before i’d have told them i was a witch.
If they were, they wouldn’t have made the headlines when they cast spells on Trump during his first election.

"They are present not even in every city but in every community all over the world”
I’d agree, but how do YOU know?

Paul Bury #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy #dunning-kruger

“A liberal psychiatrist from Yale told fellow liberals to stay away from conservative family members over the holidays. If you avoid your own family over Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Years, etc. how will you ever learn to find any common ground?”
Maybe i don’t want to?
I mean, THEY are the ‘fuck your tears’ crowd. What’s the common ground between ‘immigrants are people, too’ and ’we’re going to deport 8 million people and we don’t have TIME for due process’?

“How does it help to only sit with an echo chamber?”
It’s a holiday. I can enjoy the holiday without tears a lot better than with death threats.

“Whatever happened to diversity makes us stronger?”
It’s not a one=way street. WE don’t have to champion diversity AND tolerate people who think DEIA is a sin.

"Liberals are not even trying to pretend to support diversity.”
You misunderstand tolerance. It’s not a religion for us, it’s an offer. We’ll tolerate anyone who also tolerates. We don’t have to tolerate intolerance.

"They are so obsessed with their own ideas (that have failed again and again) that they will not even listen to the voices of diversity.”
But you’re not the voices of diversity. YOu want to be intolerate fucks AND not face any consequences. Such as not getting your daughter’s cheesecake or kissing certain babies over the cherished family holidays.

"Liberals have always been completely fake about supporting diversity.”
You still don’t know what ‘supporting diversity’ actually means.

“They would make the claim and I would expose it as a lie again and again.”
CALLING it a lie isn’t the same as ‘exposint’ it, dummy.

“There is a huge backlash against wokeism.”
No, there’s a huge conservative push to label anything they don’t want as ‘woke.’ It’s not accurate, it’s just lazy finger pointing and name calling.

with #fundie

“But the fact that you all can spew some scientific fact on a message board doesn't prove your point.”
But if it IS a fact, that weighs more than ‘i read this book one time…’

“Science never interested me because all I saw it doing was trying to disprove God,”
Except that science can NOT disprove gods. What were you looking at?

“anyways if you want to watch some stuff on creationism”
Not particularly.

“since you know everything about evolution check out Dr. Dino AKA Dr. Hovind”
The man who home-schooled his kids and claims to have been a high school science teacher for years?

“and he will explain how the Bible proves evolution is a farce.”
Hovind can’t even explain what science is, much less evolutionary theory. Whatever he ‘proves’ is a farce is going to be a parody of the science.

Sir Francis Dashwood #fundie

“Evolutionists make the fallacious assumption”
I don’t see where anyone makes that assumption, whether evolutionist or astrobiologists.
We’ve found layers of Earth where there was no life, an dthen there was simple life, and then more and more developed life, including spreading to the surface. It’s the most likely interpretation. Adding any sort of predecessor, without any evidence, would be a poor use of Occam’s Razor.
But, anyway, you have evidence that this is fallacious?
Or some argument to have evolutionists study the origins of life?

“this planet is the starting point for all life”
ALl llife we know about, anyway. It’d be different if we found a species of crab that breathed through it’s stomach and had vestigial lungs for breathing chlorine gas...

“and is the encapsulated center of the universe”
Also not part of evolution, but the physicists pretty much make it clear the universe doesn’t have a center in any meaningful way.

“unaffected by anything (or anyone) beyond it.”
That’s absolute bullshit. Some of the die-off theories DEPEND On a affect from beyond the Earth.

"It is akin to saying the sun revolves around the earth.”
Then you can show us how wrong the theory (that you horribly misattribute) is?

Peter B. Meyer #crackpot #ufo #magick #conspiracy

“As is well known, the planet Earth is unique in that it is home to a large number of different creatures at the same time.”
How sure are you that’s unique? HOW ARE you sure it’s unique?

“This is what distinguishes Earth from other planets and civilisations, which are mostly homogeneous.”
A planet with a civilization where everything is one species? I have…doubt.

"It begins with the Draco reptiles who live on the subtle and partly on the physical plane.”
Living on the subtle? That’s not especially coherent…

"These creatures are unique in that some of them have learned to incarnate in human bodies.”
If more than one can do it, they’re not unique.

Please find a beta-reader for your fanfiction submissions in the future.

J.K. Rowling #dunning-kruger

inhisglory2007 #fundie #homophobia

“I am sick and tired of the homosexual community calling us homophobes, when the reason we disagree with their lifestyle has nothing to do with fear!!!”
Well, the three key words for phobias are ‘irrational,’ ‘Fear,’ and ‘hate.’ If you display either emotion due to an irrational basis, you’re phobic.

“The reason we disagree is because we believe in the God of the Bible and He states that homosexuality is an abomination.” Trying to control other people’s lives because of a superstition is irrational. And you don’t just ‘disagree,’ you actively fight against, vote against, and march against.

“If anyone fears the other it is the homosexuals, I say it is time to put an end to what should be called 'Christophobia'!!”
An irrational fear or hatred of the invisible man in the sky would be a phobia. Or do you mean ChristIANphobia?

"That is the true problem with homosexuals. Fear of Christians and any other person who adheres to the Judeo-Christian ethics.”
Various Christains want to stamp out homosexuals or put them in concentration camps or just shoot them. It’s not irrational.

KingDavid #fundie

“You said "evolution is not only possible but certainly occured, chances are, they know what they're talking about." Chances ?!?!”
Yes. It’s a figure of speech. it means that there’s sufficient evidence to trust their expert opinions in their area of expertise.

“So you're taking a "chance" with scientists instead of a God who "claimed" He created the earth ??”
Oh.
My.
God.
You quote-mined a FORM POST?!?!?!
Sweet Christ that’s hilarious.
But, yeah. while it’s always possible that a new discovery will falsify evolutionary theory, it’s extremely unlikely at this point, so we’re going to trust people who produce results and update their stance for new information. The alternative is not testimony from God as much as an ancient tradition that was attributed to God, tranmitted orally for a while, and then written down.

“(I'd rather take my "chances" with the Holy Bible which is perfect and has never been proven wrong in any way, then with imperfect scientists.)”
Tyre. The city that would NEVER be inhabited again, huh? If the current population is above FUCKING ZERO, the Bible has been proven wrong.

Suecianus #fundie

“It is God's will that Priests should be celibate.”
That was hilarious, sitting in Catholic Wedding School listening to a celibrate priest try to explain that doggy style was oka, but anal sex was a no-no.

“Excuse me, are you questioning the authority of the Holy see?”
ALl the time. They really lost all credibility when they covered up all that sex abuse.

“They are a lot wiser and closer to God than you and me,”
God’s omnipresent, how can you be closer than me?
And, again, these are the people who organized the sex abuse coverup.

“and you should respect them and carefully listen to them instead of questioning the righteous doctrines of the church.”
Not cooperating with the police was a church doctrine. Probably still is.

“Don't tell me, you believe that the inquisition was wrong too, don't you?”
I dunno, was throwing Christains to the Lions wrong? I mean, torturous deaths for being the wrong religion, is it
1) Always wrong
2) Never wrong
3) Not wrong when WE do it

Bethany D #fundie

“Chrisitans, do you ever feel this way towards atheists?
Because I do. whenever anything to do with God is mention, they spring on you like a pack of wolves, tearing you up with all their science and what not.”
Well, do you mention God on a political site? Or an atheist site? Or maybe as an ANSWER to a biology question? I mean, it could be that you’re just asking for it.

"I mean, it just goes to show how insecure they are”
We have the science.
And ‘what not,’ apparently.
We’re not in secure. But it seems creationists MUST gatekeep any biology question or history.

“and they have to rely on science,”
Which works and produces results? That’s not a limitation.

“ can't they just leave us be?”
Again, where is it that you’re mentioning God, then?

"I feel like screaming when i see all of their "Gods fake" stuff on YA.”
In response to you using ‘god’ in an answer to a question? Huh. How dare they shoehorn their beliefs into the discussion.

“One day they're gonna have to face the facts that God loves them more than anything”
Okay. Just not enough to prove to me that he exists before i die and it’s too late, right? He apparently loves the games he plays more than he loves me.

BCF #fundie

“You guys don't even know what a real Christian is, nor do you know what they believe.”
Not really my place to judge real and fake Christains. When i believed, i felt that was God’s job. MAYBE because i was surrounded by so many Christains telling me i wasn’t….

“You are children of your father, the devil.”
Oh, that’s a new one. We disagree, you diagnose satanic influence.

“You are the children of lies, and you father is a deciever.”
Uh huh….

“ Flee from your wicked idols, and occult like traditions.”
And come to your occult traditions, instead….

“You will all feel the wrath of a Holy and Righteous judge. Only the Guilty object to the teachings of the righteous.”
Kind of a self-serving bias, there. Anyone arguing with you is not only wrong, but guilty?
Fuck off.

" Only the Guilty question the morality of the judge.”
No, pretty sure anyone paying attention notices God forbids killing and directs armies to slaughter…

“Make it easier for yourself, stop storing up wrath. The reason you are still alive is because God is letting you store up wrath.”
That makes him a conspirator….

Sherendipity #fundie #dunning-kruger

“Literally the only reason why Netflix is considering casting Aslan as a woman in their planned Narnia adaptation …is because CS Lewis is no longer here to sue their asses off.”
You English poorly. So you’re LITERALLY saying that at the pitch meeting, someone suggested Aslan be a woman. And when they asked, ‘Why?’ they said, ‘Because we can’t be sued if we do.’
I have doubts that is the only motivation.

“and blatantly sticking the middle finger to an explicitly christian piece of media in the process”
I would think a blatant ‘fuck you’ to Christainity would be to film one of those stories where Satan turns out to be the good guy…

“I am so tired of non-christians appropriating my religion for their dumbass woke ideas.”
But, I’ve read the lines Jesus is said to have said. He championed the weak, the oppressed, the poor, the refugees. The ‘woke-ass agenda’ is from your religion.
Seethe in impotence, you thin-skinned, self-important, entitled piece of irreligious shit.

“The people who do stuff like this are such a load of disrespectful hypocrites it’s insane.”
Dude, your whole religion is plagiarized. Your holidays are stolen. Your myths are appropriated. Cry me a fucking river.

“This story was never theirs to modify this fashion”
I have to assume they bought the rights, so, yes, it is.

“and to take an explicitly christian piece of media and twist it to suit their narrative is downright insulting.”
Insulting CHRISTAINS!?!?! Oh, NOES! Think of all the Free Publicity by pissing y’all off!

“I am not here for the analog for my Lord and Savior being played by Meryl Streep when it’s supposed to directly represent Jesus.”
Then YOU should have bought the rights, and cast some homeless Palestinian…

J.K. Rowling #dunning-kruger

JKR goes out of her way to bully a group in order to …(ececks notes)… Show that they’re not really oppressed….? That can’t be right, can it?

TheQuartering #elitist #wingnut #mammon

“There is a big difference and if you look at the people whining about the tariffs I challenge you to ask them how their lives have been affected in any way”
Trump’s tariffs will be causing some businesses to close. They won’t be able to compete. People will lose jobs. OR, Trump will be able to extort them to bow to his desires in order to survive. Like the law firms that have abandoned DEI and promise him free legal service just to stay alive.
We’re all going to be affected.

dummocrat #fundie

“Evolution makes Jesus's death and resurrection a lie...”
But 2000 years of asking for nonbiblocal corroboration, and getting nothing, does not? Huh.

"it's incompatible with Christianity.”
So is a globe Earth. So is genetics. So is the City of Tyre. So are the biblical instructions for an abortion.
Not a problem for science, though.

“The teaching of Evolution has done nothing to make our country better...”
Except for the applications it has in a few industries.

“it has just brought us death”
Dude, we all die. God has set death for certain crimes and death for everyone else, too.

“and teaches our children they have no purpose.”
Nothing in science teaches that we do or do not have a purpose. THIS idea comes from the Christains. It’s a problem of YOUR making, you illiterate drama queens.

"Thanks for nothing.”
Even if any of this were true, your argument from consequences still doesn’t impinge on evolution being a fact, and being taught.

Mike King #fundie #dunning-kruger

Travis Akers #fundie

“Caffiene is addictive,”
Yes.

“just like music,”
I really don’t think so. But if Music makes you feel good, the good feeling might be habit forming. And certainly preferable to sermonds.

"pornography,”
Meh. Not in my experience. I keep getting told i’ll shift from Playboy to Penthouse to Harder and Harder porn and then, for some reason, shift topics to bestiality or pedophilia. I’’ve been stuck with Playboy since 1977.

"television, games, and so forth.”
So, just about anything that’s more pleasurable than sitting in church hearing what horrible person i am is addictive.

"It is not meant for us.”
That scene in Footloose, where he brought up all the scripture about how good music and dancing is, and pleasing to the lord? Stuff a patrol sock in it and stfu.

George Yurich #fundie

“Well if you are not an atheist then you should agree that logical and analytical thinking dictate that there is a Supreme Intelligence governing the universe.”
If the logic leads to this conclusion, it wouldn’t matter if i was or wasn’t an atheist.
Please, please, PLEASE present the logic. Because it LOOKS like you’re just upholding your initial premise.

“I accept God and Christianity because I utilized logical and analytical thinking to ascertain that God and Christianity are totally logical to believe in.”
Please show this logic chain. If you fucking can.

Xlcor #fundie

“There exists today a veritable mountain of science that refutes evolutionary theory,”
Somehow, i doubt you really know what ‘evolutionary theory’ is, states, or uses as evidence. I mean, you say a ‘mountain of science.’ Science is a method. This is like saying ‘a mountain of deglazing.’

"but the political stranglehold the evolutionists maintain over the public curricula excludes out-of-hand.”
If scientists had a stranglehold on public education, the list of ‘banned books’ for schools would be VERY different.
Not to mention the amount of money SPENT on science classes per student per year.

"Isn't it neat having a monopoly of thought?”
You’d have to ask the Baptists about that. Or the Mormons. Catholics. NRA.

nmh #fundie

“Character assignation is another biggie with evolutionists.”
Yes. We prefer to link scientists who have character with each other, and rebuff those creationists who do not.

"It's always amusing to see just how little and illogical evolutionists are.”
Ah. Like every single time a famous scientist dies, the net goes full-bore petty-little-shits on them? “He NOW knows the truth about evolution and Hell!”

"Facts don't matter to evolutionists.”
As opposed to creationists who INSIST on lumping the Big Bang, Abiogenesis, and evolution as the same science?

Padraig Martin #fundie #wingnut #forced-birth #homophobia #transphobia #racist #sexist #dunning-kruger

“The Christian who hates sin ensures that sinful behaviors are not acceptable in a Christian-led society.”
Churches are closing. Denominations are shrinking. People aren’t asking your permission to be gay. Or anything else. Most of this country’s society isn’t Christain led any more.

“There is no equivocation on this subject.”
Unless you’re in one of those churches that hopes to still be here in fifty years…

“The true Christian cannot abide LGBTers any more than he can abide thieves,”
Like the entire Trump clan?

“rapists,”
Trump, again.

“or murderers[…]”
Trump’s administration is working (quietly) to reduce the restrictions on using really harmful chemials.

"NSDAP Germany did not invade any country that was not part of its pre-World War I territory…”
So, you cannot ANSWER that charge, you dodge it and pretend you’ve answered it. You must be a Christain.