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Putmeincoach #fundie #sexist

“Women rarely have empathy in regards to men.”
Funny. I’ve been hospitalized q few times and about 98.34% of the women were empathatic tome, whatever condition i had. Receptionist, intake nurse, x-ray or CAT technician, ER doc, ER nurse, Cardiologist, surgeon, med student, janitor, orderly, charge nurse, the nutritionist taking meal orders, the woman in the next bed, the wife/sister/daughter of other roommates I had, the woman from Orthopedics Supply that gave me a pair of diabetic shoes, and the lady behind the counter at the gift shop.
Of course, I have MET actual women, and shown them basic respect as a matter of course, so your mileage will certainly vary.

“ It’s probably why the Bible begins with a woman fucking things up for all of humanity.”
Um…. How would empathy have changed anything at all in that story?
So, God says ‘don’t eat that you’ll die.’
Serpent says, ‘Nah, you won’t die. And doesn’t it look tasty?’
And Woman, who has absolutely NO ability to tell right from wrong, and has never been lied to before, accepts this as valid information and acts accordingly.
And shares it with Adam because it was tasty and she didn’t die, so he probablyh wanted some, too.
WHich would be empathy…

Emerald Robinson and Mary Frost #quack #wingnut

@Lucilius #222450
Kinda like incels.
Or TERFs.
“I saw a (news story/lab report/court case involving a woman/pprno) that had two or three words that kinda match my idea, if you take them grossly out of context and just fucking ignore common sense, science, or history. So therefore Nyah, Nyah, Nyah!”

AlexCaine #fundie

“God exists.”
Okay.

“When I spent a night all alone in Ottawa,”
Oh, you have an anecdote.

“And then I almost stepped on… a perfectly good, fresh, free ticket.”
Statistically unlikely, but not a miracle requiring the intervention of the most powerful being in all existence.

“and I've always believed that the Lord thought”
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
You believe in a god that ignores the screaming and tears of people watching their kids’ school being shot, or watching bombs fall on their city, but took the time and effort to save you the price of a movie ticket.

“See, I'm not really a lucky guy in the dumb-luck coincidence kind of way, so it wasn't jsut dumb luck.”
You think ‘luck’ has a pattern? Isn’t that the nature of ‘luck,’ to NOT be predictable?

"but hey, whatever keeps me faithful, eh?”
So, you realize this is bullshit as proof of a deity, but you still OFFER it as the only proof you have that you use to believe in your deity.
Other people get to walk on river bottoms, or spend three days in a fish, or meet zombies raised when the messiah died. YOU get someone else’s ticket. And credit god for a really cheap miracle? That’s generous.

paperstars #fundie

“Um.. okay, yea, the age thing is a big thing, because the earth is not that old and scientist's can proove it.”
Interesting because the science is what established the Earth’s age. What degree to these ’scientist’s [sic]’ have? Engineering? Cartography?

“Um as for you being an atheist, you could have never been a Christian in the first place.. it just doesn't work that way like other religions..”
That would be God’s decision, not yours. But if we’re raised in the religion, answer to the religion, argue against other religions to defend the religion, what criteria would you use to determine we weren’t really OF the religion? I mean, AT THAT TIME, not once the questions got too hard to ignore.

"you were just interested in it, or thought you were a Christian..”
I was raised in the religion, what else would i have thought I was?

"No offense..”
You’re just calling me eithe ra liar or delusional. No offense.

NFK #fundie

“In no way does the Bible justify slavery and racism.”
Bible describes how you have to let certain slaves go, BUT you can keep his wife and kids. If he doesn’t want to leave them, you can keep him forever. And nail an awl through his ear to mark him as a permanent slave.
And the ancient writers didn’t make a big distinction between Jewish faith, religion, or race. Plenty of bible verses have been shown to me to point out that my marriage is unbiblical.

“ If anything, evolution”
Noting about evolution, true or false, takes anything out of the Bible’s commands on slavery and race.

“The Bible teaches that we're all people, we're all sinners, anyone can be saved.”
And people have justified slavery because at least we converted the slaves to Christainity.

“The crap that people pull from the Bible that says it supports slavery and racism is all twisted and doesn't show an understanding of the context or the times.”
Oh, the TIMES>
If it was the context of the LITERATURE, you could show the part of scripture that says ‘Not!’ and changes the context. But you apepal to ‘what this passage REALLY means’?
So what?
We don’t live in those times. We don’t inhabit that culture. People TODAY read what’s IN THE BIBLE and say we should go back to slavery. Or that racism is mandated.
So when you say the bible doesn’t justify it, you MEAN that with the ‘proper’ education of things outside of the bible, the bible means something different.
That’s not really a useful claim, is it?
Like when thumpers say that ‘freedom of religion’ only protects Christain religions. It’s not written in the Constitution, or any of the supporting documents, so you can’t make us support that.

Emerald Robinson and Mary Frost #quack #wingnut

“That awkward silence in America right now is the vaccinated realizing the unvaccinated were right.”
I laughed out loud. It’s not silence and it’s not awkward. ALL YOU HAVE is waiting to be vindicated. And you’re still waiting. You’re not right. You’re just conspiracy theorists being butthurt at being told ‘no’ for the first time in any significant way.

“They will never apologize for what they said or how they treated the unvaccinated.”
You mean the people who chanted ‘herd immunity!’ when they insisted on violating mask and distancing rules? And then, when vaccines were available to HELP herd immunity, refused to participate?
No. Why apologize to people who thought themselves too privileged to participate as society members?

" They made threats. "You're being selfish",”
That’s an observation, not a threat.

“"if you don't get vaccinated you'll harm others"”
That’s not a threat. That’s identifying you AS a threat.

“or worse "you can't see the grandkids".”
That’s not a threat you self-centered bitch. That’s a parent protecting their children. Same way we deny racist relatives from visiting our biracial kids. Same way we keep our alcoholic relatives from babysitting. Or the Bible thumper that wanted to baptize our kids in HIS religion, to save them from ours. We perceive a threat to the kids, we block it.

You ALL can huff, and puff, and go blow yourself down for all of me.

“ The hurtful words were said without hesitation.”
Uh huh. We HAD thought it over. Thoroughly. It wasn’t an easy decision to make but it was unavoidable.

“ No one is saying I'm sorry.”
Is there a reason to?

“ Instead they are mad that the unvaccinated knew better.”
And that’s what you care about. Being right. Being PROVEN right. Being ACKNOWLEDGED that you weren’t being a selfish, self-important, self-centered fucking brat throwing a tantrum because there were RULES and they didn’t acknowledge how special you were.
Seethe in the old folks home, alone.

Dero #fundie

“This is so very sad.”
That it got as far as a vote? Yes! This is bullshit!
Half the ‘weaknesses’ of evolution are creationist falsehoods.

“Clearly the 3 republicans that voted against this are not conservatives...or Christian.”
Or, maybe they’re SO Christain they support the honest truth more than partisan propaganda?

“Just to get all the humanists and Atheists something to chew on, evolution may be science but it is theory which is conjecture which is no different than creationism.”
Wrong. In Science, ‘theory’ does not mean what it does on Matlock when Andy Griffith tries to trick someone into confessing. You should look it up.

“There is NO PROOF of evolution...just theories. Sorry!f”
Oh, don’t be sorry. Unless you don’t know that you can say the exact same thing about gravity. Electricity. Lightning. All medication. How eyeglasses make that sign clearer. EVERYTHING IN science is a theory. You pick on this one science because you THINK it’s incompatible with scripture.

Radorth #fundie

panther_seven1 #fundie

When radar guns first came out, there were all sorts of lawsuits to prove that they didn’t work. THey’d point it at a ringing telephone in the courtroom and get 93 miles per hour, for example. But the makes patiently proved that these fringe situations did not reflect any problem in accuracy if you used the gun the way they designed it to be used and the way they taught cops to use it.
If you creationists can find situations where carbon dating gives the wrong answer, the next question is whether an actual scientist would ever us C-dating in that situation, or is it sometbing the manual SAYS not to?

OR, is it more like that time they dated the rocks that came out of Mt. St. Helens and thought they SHOULD have been dated to the eruption? Is it actually a bad reading or just a moron setting it up to fail?

Rob Goodwin #fundie

SwordDancer #fundie

“I just don't undestand why people believe evolution,”
I think ‘I…don’t understand…evolution’ would be more honest and a big step towards identifying your problem.

“as in macro-evolution, is the more logical answer when no one has even seen it happen”
Science does not depend on eyewitnesses.

“or truly 100% prove it.”
No science is 100% proven. That’s an insanely high demand for science.

“In science, everything that has been proven can happen anyday,”
Nothing’s been proven. NOt theories, anyway. FACTS are establisshed, and the theory tries to explain those observations, that evidence. It’ll never be 100%, though.

“ like chemical science, physics, and even biology to an extent.”
No. Just, no. We haven’t PROVEN than aspirin reduces headaches. It COULD just be a coincidence. Of course, after a few million coincidences, that seems an unlikely explanation….

“Macro-evolution because then you would see it and even logically, it's far-fetched and requires even MORE faith than creation.”
Except it doesn’t.

“Micro-evolution is true because it deals with genetics and it has shown to be true since it explains how someone grows or adapts”
No, it DOESN’T! SOMEONE doesn’t evolve, not even microevolution. You’re in WAY over your head.

“and the Bible does not go against it at all (Surprising, isn't it?).”
Actually, it does go against the Bible. Monochrome goats in the bible look at striped sticks while copulating and make striped babies. That’s not adaptation, that’s magic. even microevolution would take more than one generation and would not need the sticks.

“To me, it seems people only want to believe in macro-evolution is because it allows them not to believe in God,”
I accepted evolution when i was abeliever. It’s the entire concept of Hell, and the answers i got to my questions, that set me on the path to atheism.

“basically gives them some sort of reason to not believe in God, and I believe that it's childish.”
Well, nanny-nanny-poo-poo-breath on you.

bublgumbitch #wingnut #dunning-kruger

“He really was just trying to save his starving dying citizens"
Well, he tried to save SOME of the citizens…by sacrificing other citizens. That differentiation between citizens worth saving and citizens that deserved slaughtering, that’s the bad part some of us just cannot forget.

" Maybe that will give you some clarity on your dad, that he sympathized with his motives not his means or something like that.””
Historians have idenfitied a few groups of people who supported the Nazis, but only partially, not their entire ideology. So if they were there for the jobs, or the economy, or burning the books on evolution/transsexuals/communism. You know, rational reasosn to support Hitler.
They’re called Nazis.
You put Nazis into power, we get to cal you Nazis.

Thomas Sharp Jr #dunning-kruger #transphobia

“Explain to them that transgenderism isn’t a real thing.”
It’s only been a part of human society, one way or another, since the beginning. Documented in 4500 BC.

“He’s been sold a lie by someone that because they don’t like something about themselves they can just identify as something else.”
EVEN IF this wasn’t a load of horseshit, if she’s happier as a girl, what the fuck is it to you?

“That they are likely just gay and they should embrace that and not be homophobic. It’s ok to be gay.”
Great way to diagnose someone you’ve never met.

“That HRT is very dangerous for developing bodies and causes irreversible damage.”
So, again, imagine that you are not comfortable in your body. Ever. You can NEVER relax. It’s all wrong, you’re all wrong. Someone gives you a shot and suddenly your body feels like yours. And someone says, “Aren’t you worried it’s permanent?”

“That no amount of GAC will make him a woman and that suggesting such is insulting to real women and their struggles.”
That’s just it, she already IS a woman, not being made into a woman.

“Good enough?”
Yeah, you’ve done quite enough…

Whitecorvette #fundie

“After the rapture I think there will be alot of job openings”
It’s not my place to judge, but i cannot read about Jesus and his advice, and think most modern American Christains would qualify for a Rapture.
MAYBE selfish, racist, misogynistic, homophobes are what the Old Testament God wants, but Jesus hung out with prostitutes. He didn’t care about optics. Or suits. Or the trappings of influence. He mostly cared about how you treated other people.
Especially watching the deportationgasm going on, now, I can’t see more than about five people being Raptured…
And when you realize you fucked up, you’re going to make the Watts riots look like a kindergarten sack race.

Drake1500 #fundie

“Scientists admit that there were an original man and woman who gave birth to the entire human race.”
No, they do not. Our lineage includes two individuals, but they weren’t the first man or woman.

“This alone is a hard blow to evolution,”
No, not even a difficulty.

“yet, I shall proceed with that in mind.”
In error.

“Even if this original pair”
You’re thinking they were together and they were the only two humans alive. That’s a fucked up premise and you should feel bad.

“ of humans existed but 100 000 years ago, that would require a doubling time of 1 612.51 years! Is this number not shocking? It is completely unrealistic!”
Bullshit analysis of bullshit does things like that.

“I believe that evolution is merely the thought process of people attempting to convince themselves that there is no God,”
Then you can point to the evolution textbook where scientists say it proves there’s no god, right? Because only creationists think that’s what evolution does.

“It is not science. It is not fact....”
You’re in no position to claim to be able to identify science.

Mrs Paige #fundie #homophobia

That makes absolutely no sense at all as a TV show. Who would watch it?
What they need to do is put ten men in a house. One of them is straight, the other 9 gay. Each week, they vote out the guy who’s straight.
If they get the straight guy, then the remaining gays split the purse.
If the straight guy makes it to the last pair, he and the last gay guy get the money.

But the trick is, all ten of them are straight. We watch ten guys trying to fake being homosexuals, competing for the prize money.
The TV market doesn’t want to watch rape as much as a bunch of cringe idiots making fools of themselves.

Jesus freak #fundie #pratt

“To all who do not believe in Jesus,”
I believe in Jesus. He was part of the work crew that replaced my roof last summer.

“why do you want to go to hell?”
I don’t want to go to Hell. But I can’t bring myself to believe the stories in his book.
Seriously. His gang of misfits travels around and they’re ALWAYS stunned when he performs a miracle. They’re dumber than the women in laundry detergent commercials. What kind of hamfisted writing produces this crap? Not an eyewitness, that’s obvious.

Jewels #fundie

“Hi!
I am a mom. I have three kids living at home. I am STRICT.”
Okay.

“I Censer heavily"
Just imagined Florence Henderson waving the HUGE brass incense burner around the TV and over a Spongebob playset.

"But anything i think even remotly could be unkosher is kept in her room or just not alowed in the front door.”
Normally, it’s teenaged Jewish girls that suffer from REligiousity. It often goes undiagnosed because the parents just think she went orthodox. YOU scare me.

Bluegrass_Girl #fundie

“Me and my parents have decided that I will not date.”
I guess volcel is better than incel….

“We believe in courting. Dating leads to foolish things.”
Um… How do you define the two?

“By courting, I mean the young man participating in outings with my family and such. Very safe places!”
I’ve had sex in the back seat under a blanket while my mother drove us home from a Christmas party. Safe is not achievable. Just limitations.

“I have decided to fully give my heart to my dad. He will be the authorty over me until my wedding day. I (with God's help) hope never to even hold hands with my future husband until my wedding day.”
This is sounding less and less like a teen and more like a father who fully remembers his teen years and regrets EVERYTHING.

“I wear a purity ring to remind me of that daily. One day, my purity ring will be molded into my future husbands wedding band as a sign that I am fully giving my heart to him.”
Speaking as a father, i’d rather keep the ring as a memento than symbolically transfer ownership.

“And that is my whole heart, not a broken heart that I have waisted on other guys.”
Courting couples can still break up. One wrong joke in front of the parents and your perfect match is off on his keister.

Gomenasai #fundie

“Theres really a lot of deciete in santa and personally, I dont like it one bit!”
I was trying to understand this, pronouncing it ‘day-i-cite.’ Like the mineral remains of a deity’s footprint upon the moral realm. “Oh, there’s deicite here, they really DID get a visitation!”
My wife, the English teacher of 17 years, is banging her head on my desk.

michiel #fundie

Didn’t Julius Caesar use ‘human sacrifices!’ as a justification for wiping out the Druids? Well before Christainity made it to Europe?
And certain Romans have described how Early Christains would cover a baby in raw bread dough, stab through the dough, then cut up the dougn and share the bloody stuff around as a sacrament. So, EITHER the Christains actually PRACTICED human sacrifice, OR you can’t believe everything you read.

Gomenasai #fundie

“His existance is based on lies parents tell their children,”
Said without a trace of irony, i see.

Santa comes from a religious tradition of Solstice, one you don’t share. You’re just butthurt that your god doesn’t leave cool shit under the tree. That belongs to Old Man Winter, anyway. Ah, well, Norse myths were always cooler than Jewish ones.

A.Rachel #fundie

“... it could be JUST the children of believers because it was JUST the children of Lot who were saved from Sodom, and JUST the children of Noah who were saved from the Great Flood.”
Wait, ONLY Noah’s children were saved? That means Ham, Shem, and Japeth repopulated the world by fucking their SISTERS!?!?!
No wonder they didn’t sign a release to use their names in the story. Eugh.

"The rest of the children (of the unsaved parents) were NOT spared.”
Nor were the firstborn of Egypt. Or the children of most tribes put to death because they were in God’s way. Except the virgin girls.
So, the god you think opposes Abortion has a soft spot for (some) kids.
I guess if you have an abortion and God doesn’t strike you down, then they weren’t the children of true believers. Goot to note. The abortion problem is solved.

“Although I am completely confident that in His great love, God took those children straight to Heaven at their deaths!”
Yeah, I want to know about the children of the tribes he ordered slaughtered, though.

Jesse Watters #wingnut

“Garcia's a Bulls fan? But he's from El Salvador.”
My people come from Scotland and I’m a Jaguars fan.

“And he lives in Maryland, not Chicago.”
I live in Massachusetts, not Florida.

“The Bulls lost 60 games in 2019, so why the hat?”
Some of us are fans for a reason, not just a winning record.

“Can Garcia name anyone on the team, anyone on any Bulls team besides Jordan?”
I couldn’t name a soul on the Jaguars since they were founded, doesn’t make me not a fan. And typically we don’t face a qualification exam to wear a fucking ball cap!

"Everyone from El Salvador knows what it means when you wear a Bulls hat, it means you're MS-13.”
Oh! Look! You proved your premise! How lucky for you!

Rick Hunter #fundie

“The second Law of Thermodyanamics indicates that when energy is added to a system”

Wait, wait, wait. The 2nd LOT only applies to a closed system.
So when you add energy, that’s NOT A CLOSED SYSTEM. The 2nd LOT doesn’t apply. Anything posted after this is following a flawed premise.

Kahalachan #fundie

“If you marry, then you can only divorce based on infidelity.”
So, fucking for freedom? That should be on a t-shirt.

“I think it's OK but wrong.”
That’s not what ‘okay’ means.

“The wrong isn't in trying to get away from harm.”
Okay, with you so far.

“The wrong occured when you made a lifetime oath and broke it”
Meh. People are not omniscient. There were assumptions made before making that oath. Like not living in fear, not living with broken ribs or missing teeth. Or having to account to Stewart for her location at every second of the day.
And the wedding oath isn’t meant to be a suicide pact.

Private Frazer #fundie

“The evidence is alienation inclusive of any non acted out nastiness in one's mind.”
Wait, what?
So, if i see a very hot woman in a room with me, and think of touching her in intimate places, and DO NOT DO THAT, or indicate the desire in any way, so it’s just in my mind, there’s a sense of alienation meant to occur? And THAT proves God?
So, basically, guilty thoughts can only come from a supreme being? it’s not possible to learn these through culture? Because after the culturation of 20 years in the Navy, i feel guilt about things that i did not feel guilty about as a civilian teen. Like using the word ‘close’ instead of ‘shut.’ Not something many civilians feel guilty about. So PROBABLY not of divine sourcing.

“What evidence do you have that there is no alienation,”
if my thoughts are similar to what the people around me report, there’s no alienation. No sailor would fault me for THINKING about touching, say, Jeri Ryan’s breasts if she was to walk by me.

Pastor Charles Dowell Jr. #fundie

if fear is a demon, why can an electrode in the brain create the emotional and even physical reactions of fear?

"Fear brings bondage”
I teach for a living. I taught in the Navy, both when i filled an instructor billet and when we taught divisional-, department-, or crew-level training, on five sea-going commands. I got hired as an instructor for the place that builds the systems i used to work on. I can’t begin to count how many times i’ve been on platform in front of a group of 1 to 70 people. 45 years of instructing.
Every. Single. Time. When i start to teach a unit, i have fear. If it was a demon, she’d be bored by now, knowing i was just going to blaze through it and teach anyway. It’s just a bodily response to stimulus.

AwesomeMachine #fundie

“Riddle me this:”
Always makes me think of the fanfic where Spiderman changes places with Batman. And drives batman’s villains crazy with disrespect. “I prefer knock-knock jokes.”

"What did people do between the time infant humans began randomly excreting waste--which continues on to this day--and the invention of diapers (textiles).”
I have heard of a tribe that doesn’t nail down the wood boards of their floors. Their kids tend to go naked. After enough shit collects on the floor, they turn the boards over and it all falls to the crawl space below.
Might ask, ‘how did people deal with shit through history’ and the answer is, ‘however they had to.’

"Nothing suited to the task exists in nature.”
What, people can’t wash leather?

“If evolution can't explain that, it's worthless!”
Evolution is the change in DNA over time, not the change in hygiene.

Anna Diehl #fundie

“It outrages God when we humans refuse to give Him the glory that He rightly deserves and God deserves the glory for everything.”
I just farted. GLORY TO GOD for gastric bacteria. And undigested sugars.
School was closed today because there was a huge fire across the street. GLORY TO GOD for kids with lungs susceptible to smoke inhalation, and the resultant work hours lost by parents that had to go home and get their kids.
The new manager’s office is in New Mexico. But he says no one in his unit, which is in Massachusetts, can work remotely. GLORY TO GOD for hypocritical assholes in charge!
My wife gets a knee replacement next week. GLORY TO GOD for outliving our warantees.

Abby Trivett #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy

“but spiritually, it reeks of Antichrist symbolism.”
When all you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.
I imagine you spent a LOT of time looking for the antrichrist. And finding it, huh?

man_id_unknown #fundie

“Religion assumes to be true based on the thousands of writings supporting it.”
And editing. Lots of Christain writings were lost when the editors chose the books to include in the Bible. Gnosticism, for example, didn’t survive the process. And we’re TOLD that God wrote or inspired what’s left.

"Evolution assumes to be true”
Meh. ‘Best theory so far’ is not the same as ‘Truth.’
“based on the thousands of writings supporting it.”
Nope. It’s what they’re written ABOUT that evolution rests upon. All those scientific observations.

"Religion offers a liberty, freedom from evil and its damnation.”
Not really a liberty, though. You have to obey very strict rules.

“Evolution offers a liberty, freedom from "GOD" and the "holiness" "HE" requires.”
A blatant lie. Only creationists think evolution says ANYTHING about gods or religion. Science doesn’t DO the supernatural, so it doesn’t say SHIT about god or holiness.

"Religion assumes the ultimate wisdom, and that all opposition lack wisdom.”
But it’s not really religion. The bible lists sins, with no real explanation why they’re sinful. So there’s no way to actually apply acquired wisdom to situations that the bible authors didn’t anticipate.

“Evolution assumes the ultimate knowledge,"
No scientist does this. Everything in the textbooks is falsifiable or it’s not science.

"Religion offers enlightenment. Claiming all opposition is in ignorance and/or denial.”
As long as religion gets to define enlightenment.

“Evolution offers enlightenment. Claiming all opposition is in ignorance and/or denial.”
Knowing what evolution actually is allows us to see just how fucking ignorant the arguments against it really are. Such as the above.

“Is not Evolution just another religion/faith?”
A very carefully curated and selective list comparing the two to promote an agenda, not to seek the truth. And also, lies. So, no.

rglencheek #fundie

"Abrahamic theism grows right along with it, and atheism loses power at every turn.”
Riiiiiiiiiiiiight. That’s why atheist counseling centers are closing right and left and Christains keep building new churches from the growing congregations.

William #fundie

“I think atheists have the lowest divorce rate because atheist marriages are easier than trying to live a holy marriage blessed by God.”
That might be true. There are only two people that need to be satisfied in my marriage, not three. And we’re equal, not the lower two rungs of a ladder.
And i married an adult.

"Married Christians have to work hard and sacrifice to meet the requirements set by God for marriage.”
Right, right, it’s not hard work for anyone else to stay together, nope.

"Atheists can have affairs and it doesn't matter because there is nothing requiring them to be faithful.”
Such a horrible lie. I made a promise to my wife to be faithful. I’m sure your word only matters to you because God will punish you for breaking it, but mine is important to me. Also, i don’t want to hurt her. Also also, i don’t want her pouring boiling tea in my lap.

"Atheists can demand little or nothing of their spouse so there is less conflict.”
We have conflict. But we hve always resolved the conflict (see above, ‘married a grownup’)

“It's the easy way out and where life is easy one will find Satan.”
Then why havent’ i cheated on her for 40 years? Including a dozen visits to foreign ports while deployed?
Pretty sure she hasn’t cheated on me, either. No obectiv e proof, but I’m satisfied.

"Satan paves the road of ease.”
Then he should be plowing my driveway in the winter!

“God paves the holier way with troubles that have to be overcome.”
Such a pompous piece of projecting shit you are. Have you MET an atheist couple?

Pi10107 #fundie

“Yes, atheists are evil.”
Meh. I’ve been called worse.

“They want to get rid of anything Christian, all churches, the Bible, all morality, God, etc.”
Oh, hardly. First of all, that’s against the 1st Amendment. 2nd, not all morality is Christain. Actually, since the last three election cycles, no morality is Christain. Just racism and power grabs.

"Evil to the core.”
But at least i chew with my mouth closed.

“Removing God is destroying the country.”
I’m watching people DIE because selfish bastards at taking away money, medicine, and choice in the name of GOD. Fuck you.

“You need to understand that true Christians do not force anyone to become a Christian.”
But after 9/11, plenty of Christains said we should invade thos countries, kill their leaders, and FORCE them to become Christains. Not sure how I’m supposed to tell which ones are real Christains and which ones are not. They all insist they’re real.

“No one can do that.”
The inquisition had a pretty good track record of converting people.

“Atheists want to force everyone to reject God. That's a fact.”
No, sweetie. That’s what’s called a LIE. I really don’t care if you worship god or not. Just don’t coerce me to LIVE as if i worship your skybuddy. Like forbidding liquor sales on a day i don’t celebrate as a sabbath. Or denying my wife’s abortion because you think she should die for the baby. Or voting Medicare out because you wouldn’t know the Sermon on the Mount if it was tattooed on your dick.

Arc_Unreal #conspiracy #dunning-kruger

“If you people think that a plant or tree with no lungs to inhale gasses, or exhale gases is possible,”
By ‘you people’ i have to assume you mean anyone that got at least as far as the third grade in public school. Yes, trees ‘breathing’ is possible.

"then you are either very deceived, or officially brain dead.”
You’re really not in a position to talk DOWN to anyone else, moron.

“There are no organs to create any kind of breathing function whatsoever”
I think you should LEAF this topic alone. Whatever branch of science you’re FROND of, you haven’t twigged to the reality of this process. Leaving you looking like something of a sap.

mike #racist

“I was curious why do you tend to see black people giving their children "African" names”
See, i’d have stopped that sentence right there. Don’t need six examples, especially made-up, mocking, racist shit pulled out of your ass, to ask the question. Unless you’re not really asking the question but want a talking point to be racist about.

“I was also curious what the status of these names were among the larger black community?”
What fucking business is it of yours?

“Do these "African" names belong to only a minority of the population? Are the people who have those names looked down upon?”
I think you’re projecting just the teeniest bit.

“Don't these parents realize that the hideous name they give their kid will be on the top of every resume/job application they ever send in?”
Not everyone is as embarrassed of African heritage as you would be.

"Don't they realize no respectable employer is going to hire their kid so they can answer the phone and say, "Hello, thanks for calling Business X, this is 'Vaginita' how can I help you?"”
More projecting.
Actually, ‘respectable’ businesses wouldn’t discriminate based on the race of someone’s name. YOU would, but you’re a twatwaffle.
Also, weird that blacks seeking employment are only considered for receptionists.

ANV #wingnut #racist #transphobia

“A (presumably) trans person being scared of a biology book.”
Maybe if it’s published in 1924. The science is actually entirely on the transgendered side.

“A communist being scared of a economics book.”
The communist would be afraid of the history book. No matter how good the arguments, or the ideals of communism, the people implementing it have always been…less than ideal.

“A BLM member being scared of a statistics book.”
Same book would scare the shit out of an NRA member.

dazzla00 #fundie

“Your word proof pre-defines a need for evidence.”
Yes. I need objective reasons to believe that what you’re talking about is not total bullshit.

“Evidence or proof is subjective ...”
Uh….no. Evidence is always there, no matter what your ideology. the conclusions are subjective, but feel free to show how the conclusions do not build upon any evidence submitted.

“which you may find surprising but i think your getting close to by nature of your question.”
Uh huh….

“If you want actual evidence of a creator.... then i suggest you spend your time making peanut butter sandwiches as this is not goin”g to happen. In a Scientific sense.”
Well, there’s no scientific support for the supernatural by the nature of science.
I just want a reason to believe that isn’t presuppositionist.

"if you want evidence or proof of a God in a spiritual sense then you have two choices ...
- Trust the experiences of others”
Problem is, the experiences of others are contradictory.

"Open your heart out to experience it yourself”
But the questions that drove me from the church remain, no matter what my experiences are.

“The ball is in your court .... not ours.”
Unless you want the rest of us to live as if we share your beliefs.

ANV #wingnut #racist #transphobia

@Malingspann #222285
A transcript of the discussion leading to the 2nd Amendment wording? ‘A well-regulated militia’ being our National Guard…

Ray Comfort #fundie

“If you believe the earth is millions or billions of years old, you “believe” science.”
You say that like it’s a problem, but you SAY it on the INTERNET.

"You don’t “know” the age of the earth.”
Never claimed to know better than or to have a more direct source than current thinking of the fucking experts, no.

"You “trust” what you’ve been told by fallible men and fallible dating processes.”
Then feel free to point out where they failed, Bananaman. Unless and until then, it’s still the best estimate available.

“Your convictions rest entirely on faith.”
Doesn’t make it wrong. Although ‘trust’ would be a better word than faith. The Scientific Method and the Peer Review process seems to produce results, so seems useful.

JosefMengelecel #sexist #psycho

“Each object has a purpose.”
Yours apparently is to shit on everything.

“The purpose of femoids is to cum on it and fuck it. Pretty much just for sexual pleasure.”
Hmm. My last cardiologist was a woman. I trusted her with my heart more than i’d trust you with two dollars to go get me a Coke from the vending machine.

"This means that femoids aren’t any better than household objects.”
You need to cite your source, though, so we can evaluate your bullshit.

“Also they lack the intelligence of a human being or even an animal.”
Comma needed after ‘also’ in that sentence.

"All they really are is just holes to be nutted in.”
Says the guy who’s NEVER been allowed to nut in a hole. Pretty much identifies your spot in the hierarchy. Down below the worms.

Rom831 #fundie

WITH God, I don't know who's [sic] morals to follow: Catholic, Mormon, Zen buddhist, Muslim, Shinto, Gnostic, Jewish, variosu sects, cults, schisms, Seperatist Polyamorous Accelerationist Mormon Commune, Flying Spaghetti Monster, Invisible Pink Unicorn, Reformed Baptist, Original Recipe Methodist, Church of Satan Of Wendell Corners…

Billi #fundie

“If I pray to God to kill you, naturally He's not going to listen to my prayer!”
This would be the god that sent two bears to ‘tare up’ 42 kids for taunting a prophet, right? Just checking.

“If I don't pray in accordance to His will, of course He's not going to answer my prayers!”
So, your dick of a god wanted to bears to tare up kids.

“If your kids ask for stupid things, will you give them what they want?”
And then watch them learn their lesson, often, yes.

“If your kids ask for things that are good for them, wouldn't you always try to give what's good to them?”
This whole analogy breaks down when you ask, if my kids break my rules, do i throw them into the furnace?

“Do you understand now, how God is like a parent or you still wish to see God as a Genie in the Bottle?”
Bible says that if you’re a good enough Christain, you’ll get whatever you want from God if you ask. About three places.

Ishida #fundie

"How does it oppose science?”
Claims of non-naturalistic elements that cannot be accepted by science. Pretty straight forward.

“Were you there?”
Don’t have to be. The account of the actions of a supernatural being are anti-science by definition.

“Are you the God of science?”
Wow, what a stupid question.

“Why can't you accept that we accept God's word for what it is?”
I understand that you believe it. But that doesn’t make it any better science.

“I believe it because it's in his word, is that not reason enough?”
Not if you’re going to pretend it’s science.

“Am I allowed to be a Christian?”
Sure. Your choice of woo is yours to make.

"Honestly, this is why I detest evolution and would rather stay away from it's adherents.”
Its.

“ This stuck up attitude.”
Dude, you don’t know enough about science to dismiss the complaint that your woo story isn’t science, can’t be science, is against science.

Oboehner #fundie

“"hard to believe" I just don't have the faith in the religion of evolutionism.”
Got anything, i dunno, original?
This shit is so tired. “Oooh, the agreed upon expertise of a whole bunch of VERY educated people is just a bunch of myths and i’m too smart to play along.” Fine, great, go play with your crayons and leave the rest of us alone.

"And therefore that something that wasn't quite a lizard has never, nor will ever be observed "evolving" into what we know as a lizard today - not in a bazillion years.”
Feel free to provide the evidence for this claim, then, if you reject ‘religions.’ How do you determine that it will NEVER happen? Any objective evidence, or just your faith in YOUR religion?

“ Nope, no radical change, no change over time, never happened - a fish was always a fish and always will be a fish.”
And i should believe YOUR religious faith in this statement because….?

beatles123 #fundie

“Unless you're an autist or handicapped yourself, it isn't your place to be offended for them.”
A zillion years ago, I stopped someone from telling an ethnic joke. We’d had Equal Employment Opportunity Program training, as a crew, and i knew it wasn’t to be tolerated. You know what the raconteur’s immediate response was? “Oh. I didn’t know you were Jewish.”
I wasn’t. I’m not, never have been. But I can still be offended MYSELF for MY sake at stupid jokes made at the expense of other humans, and against Navy policy.
I can be offended at the way someone talks to, or about, or how someone treats autistic people or autism in general, all by myself, not having to champion anyone else’s outrage.
So shove a sock up your nose and STFU.

Crystal #fundie

“You can remove the 10 commandments from any building you want,”
Only ever seen them removed from government buildings. Courthouses, schools, stuff like that.

“you can try to keep us from saying "Merry Christmas",”
No one’s doing that. Sorry to deflate your WE’RE SO PERSECUTED Passion Play, but no one cares if you say Merry Christmas. SOME people say, or have their employees say, ‘Happy Holidays’ because there are like a dozen holy days in the two month period and they want you to enjoy each one that you’re capable of honoring.

"you can come after us with threats when we pray...”
Feel free to identify when this happens?

“But you can NEVER separate us from the love of the Lord!”
Nope. That’s up to you, being a selfish, self-important dick and alienating Jesus all on your lonesome.

“As it says in John 16:33”
No one cares.

“We Christians are on the winning side!”
Well, that’s humble. Isn’t that God’s decision, though? Should YOU really be judging yourself as a good-enough Christain in god’s eyes?

"For every victory you atheists think you've won... you've really lost, but you're too blind to know it!”
Well, if you win all the fights that ARE NOT HAPPENING, then that’s ‘too blind to know it.’ If i can achieve my actual goals, I’ll be happy enough.

Aysia #fundie

“The theory of evolution claims that all matter was formed by chance.”
Holy Jesus Fucking A Donut that’s stupid. Not the theory, but thinking that’s part of a biological process that accounts for diversity.

"By some extraordinary feat of magic, inorganic and unconcious matter 'developed' the ability to come together and form life.”
You really shouldn’t mock what you don’t even slightly understand well enough to explain, you just look dumber with each word. And after that opening, that’s really SAYING something.

“If this holds true than the ability for me to suddenly evolutionise (if circumstance permits) into a giant spiky eyeball also becomes a likely reality...”
The theory of evolution DOES say that individuals don’t evolve. SO whether your strawman holds true or not (and it’s not. Definitely NOT.) there’s no chance you’ll evolve. Evolution doesn’t work that way. As i said, too dumb to even mock it.

“"T Hence, it flies in the face of an evolutionary possibility...”
Dude, you’re so far off the map, you can conclude anything and it has nothing at all to do with your starting point.

“the probability of a protein being formed by chance is zero,”
Show your math.
Exactly how did you organize the experiment to prove this statement to be true? You’d have to account for , and eliminate, every possible situation where they might ever form, no matter how ridiculously small the chances.

“therefore the probability of me turning into a deviant bodysnatcher to devour his guts (though unfortunate), is also zero.”
That wouldn’t be evolving, just choosing to be less fastidious.

"Also, homology, is a myth.”
And, again, show your work. Exactly how did you eliminate every single example accepted by science?