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SadEstablishment1265 #crackpot #magick

various commenters #wingnut #racist

All we have to go by is the OOP’s claim that the officers were Muslim - could be Romani, could be Turkic or Coptic or just kinda tanned - and that the man was being arrested for blasphemy against Islam - could have been snatching purses or waggling his jimmy at passengers on the bus for all we know. All we have is a photograph of two officers escorting a third man elsewhere, and the “totally trust me, bro” claim of shenanigans that any court would yeet out the window in a heartbeat.

Ethan Huff #crackpot #quack #wingnut #ufo #conspiracy #mammon

“We’re going to free mankind by creating a two-class system - people who believe in woo-woo will get access to magical woo-woo beds, and sane people will get our crumbs and be glad for it!”

Chris O’Connor/Daniel Rink #ufo #crackpot #quack #conspiracy #mammon

Chris O’Connor served 60 years in the secret space program for the United Nations as an intergalactic liaison from 1970 to 2030

from 1970 to 2030

*looks at calendar*

Hmm…I think I may have found a continuity error.

Lonely-Sea5885 #dunning-kruger #crackpot

If the pyramids are big capacitors, why did they stick corpses in them? Why paint the insides and stock them with treasures and oils and mummified cats? What was all that electricity for? Why wasn’t there a distribution network or some sort of infrastructure to allocate this electricity to the surrounding area? Why didn’t Egypt conquer the fucking world, if they had electricity a few milennia ahead of anyone else?

Astaro #fundie

Bennett Lee Ross #crackpot #pratt #ufo #magick #conspiracy

We literally have three units of measurement for gravitational force depending on context, Benjy.

I didn’t even read the rest of his usual twaddle. Or even check which Benjy this was. Lee Ross? Fulford? I dunno, they’re starting to blur together at this point.

EDIT: It was Lee Ross. Well…it was a fifty/fifty coin flip, really.

NeonPlutonium and commenters #magick #ufo #crackpot

@JM1234 #225110

Because in Conan’s universe, men are big burly psychopaths who solve problems with murder, people who read books (“sorcerers” in the parlance) are all deceptive evil cowards, and the womenfolk exist to either bolster male ego, ride male appendages or fall before righteous male wrath. Black people are evil-worshipping cannibals, the East is full of “sorcerers” (so again, evil cowards) and seductive dragon ladies, and success means standing on top of the tallest pile of gold and corpses you can build.

And I say this as someone who likes the Conan universe. There are good things there. But holy shit did Robert need a hug, some therapy to deal with his depression and Mommy issues, and to block Lovecraft’s number.

Laura Wood #conspiracy #wingnut

“I’m a real Christian!!” screamed the woman trying to teach men.

@TatersForever5481 #225063
She stood up, bent over, and gently extracted them from her ring-shaped filing cabinet.

Which also frequently doubles as her hat.

Anton Kobyakov #crackpot #moonbat #wingnut

“Um, excuse me, but the method by which a cruel totalitarian boot was removed from our collective necks was not properly filed or collated, therefore the boot must be immediately returned to our necks until such time as the proper channels for removal might be accessed. As a result, the Berlin Wall must immediately be rebuilt, everyone who danced on it’s rubble must be disappeared, and we must install a cruel, brutal fascist dictator…oh, I see Comrade Putin is already here, never mind that last one then.”

@Anon-e-moose #225115
That is fucking awful. Confederate statues are bad enough, but why in the fuck would anyone build a memorial to someone who so openly hated his own people and wasn’t shy about his autogenocidal actions? What’s the plaque for the statue read? “Remember when I starved your grandparents to death?”

Astaro #fundie

People like this can only think in two dimensions. Like, they didn’t even read their own book (what a surprise!); Lucifer wasn’t ejected because he wanted to be God, he was ejected because he understandably had an issue with being commanded to kneel before stupid apes. I’m one of those stupid apes, and I wouldn’t kneel to us.

Joe Dyas (Resigned Reform UK candidate for Shrewsbury) #racist #wingnut #dunning-kruger

I am offended that someone from the country that invented the fucking English language, can’t fucking use the English language.

Thule Society #wingnut

Do You Believe...

♫In life after love after love after love♫
♪I can feel something inside me say♫
♫I really don't think you're strong enough, no♪

Hitler was responsible for the murder of 6 million jews via homicidal gas chambers?

Yep.

Hitler started WWII?

No, I non-sarcastically think it was Charlie Fucking Chaplin.

Hitler stole the election in 1933?

He certainly stacked things in his favour, with the Reichstag fire.

Hitler was involved with the occult?

It certainly makes for fun stories of interpid archeologists punching Nazi noses over the Holy Grail, but no, Hitler was not involved with the occult.

Hitler hated Christianity?

He found it useful to lull the people into obedience, and created a warped Aryan-flavoured version of it. That’s all I’ll say.

Hitler hypnotized the German people to allow him to lead them?

I think desparate people will follow any Pied Piper, so long as he promises good days ahead with minimal fuss.

Hitler wanted and planned to rule the world?

Because everybody knows megalomaniacs can be satiated with just one thing, right?

Hitler was the evilest man in all human history?

There’s a sorting algorithim of evil. It goes Hitler, Himmler, Goebbels, Pol Pot, Stalin, Idi Amin, Trump, whichever intern keeps telling the Donald that his makeup looks fine. His make up does not look fine, Heather! He looks like he fell asleep on a pumpkin pie! He looks like he’s on a lunch break between shoots on a Scheisse film that ran out of WetNaps! Blending, motherfucker, do you speak it!?!

The Allies were good, heroes, saviors of mankind from WWII?

Compared to the genocidal syphilitic and his gaggle of bloodthirsty bigots? Hell to the fuck yeah.

When you hear of Hitler’s accomplishments, do you call the person speaking a ‘Hitler worshiper’?

He dodged getting killed by JRR Tolkein and killed the man who started WW2 and the Holocaust. Those are the only “accomplishments” anyone should care about.

If you said YES to any of these, you have missed the point and need a number of history lessons.

Or I paid attention in history class, scant though it may have been, and have a moral fucking compass.

That’s okay, we’ll help you find the way!

Oh please fucking do. The Nazis used to come around my grandparents’ farm looking for food to steal and daughters to harass, and I’d like to see if Opa’s shotgun still works as intended.

Dan Bilzerian #conspiracy #racist

Or we were taught that, right before we were taught that the Suffering Olympics aren’t actually a thing, and just because Lenin was born Jewish (he renounced Judaism and embraced Russian Orthodoxy as an adult, but I doubt that matters to these people, right?), doesn’t mean Jews haven’t been victims. Black people have been both victim and perpetrator. Ditto Asian people. And White people. Being one does not mean a group cannot be the other. And regardless of that, it neither means that one is justified in victimising a group who may or may not have been the perpetrator in the past.

Michael Walsh #racist #conspiracy

…Why would a Dutch girl have to flee the Soviet Red Army?

Also, she “joined a salvation march (which weren’t a thing, btw) into Germany” then I guess she opted to take a nap in Bergen-Belsen, came down with typhus in a fit of Teutophobic pique? Why would a Jewish girl ever think that a country where belonging to her religion was a crime would ever provide her with “salvation?” This is wall-to-wall utter brainfuckery and I pity the mother that birthed you and the uncle that sired you.

various commenters #wingnut #racist

I get the feeling that “black person gave me evil look” is really just code for “black person looked at me blackly.”

Mary Magdalene via Natalie Glasson #magick #ufo #crackpot

Brian Niemeier #fundie #conspiracy

@Creativerealms #224641

I think The Little Mermaid was on Disney’s production slate in one form or another for a good long while.

And Brian is baffled that a businessman wouldn’t want to make a product about the heroine choosing to die rather than commit murder? Brian needs to go back over what American culture was like during Walt’s lifetime. Moral watchdogs - almost exactly like Bri-Bri here, right down to every nuance and ideological quirk - would have stormed the Magic Kingdom and strung Mickey and Minnie up like Christmas lights, if Uncle Walt pumped out a traumatizing cartoon like that.

And it makes sense that Bri-Bri would decry creative license, given how creatively bankrupt he is.

Owen Benjamin #racist #fundie

I don’t expect people like this to be smart; I know that’s asking far too much of them.
But do they have to be so fucking comfortable being such fucking idiots?

RFK Jr. #conspiracy #dunning-kruger

I swear to god there more Kennedy brains attached to car upholstery than there are to this moron.

Jake Shields and Joel Davis #racist #conspiracy #psycho

“He fixed the economy!”

Debatable, but he DID kill a lot of people.

“B-b-but the economy!”

Sorry, killing people negates that. People are more important than money. Weird how anyone needs to say that, it seems kind of obvious.

Laura Wood #conspiracy #dunning-kruger

These people will walk arm-in-arm right into the path of a zombie apocalypse if it tickles their false sense of intellectual superiority. “Take the zombie vaccine? Pshaw, I don’t trust anyone who wasted so much time in medical school! Rising from the dead was good enough for Jesus, it’s good enough for me!”

German Confederate #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy

“Jesus would have been cool with Germany killing Jews! Hell, he would have helped us, everyone he knew was a Jew! His mom, his dad, all his followers, his teachers, himself, he would have marched them all into the gaschambers, then jumped in himself, he was such a mensch!”

Laura Wood #fundie #conspiracy

@pbandjealous #223645

So if I’m reading this right, Vatican II was basically, “Guys, we’ve been colossal arrogant assholes pretty much from the jump and it’s bitten us in the ass HARD, maybe we should be less assholish and see where that gets us”, and some people had a PROBLEM with this?

Fuck the human race sometimes, I swear.

Paul Bury #fundie #wingnut

Laura Wood #fundie #conspiracy

Okay, I know I probably should know this, having been baptised into the faith and educated in several Catholic schools. But church history was never taught (imagine that, not telling people about the shit the church used to get up to. Wonder why that would be, hm?) and I realized gods were bullshit in 1983, so hopefully someone who was there will know - what the hell was Vatican II and why do some people hate it so much?

Brent D. Cates #wingnut #conspiracy

William Henry Harrison had a better first 100 days, and he spent 70 of those, dead.

Which, I know, implies that on his 101st day, he came back to life. And that is why it is so important to teach about the Great Zombie Scourge of 1841.

Laura Wood #fundie #wingnut

External-Finding4882 #wingnut

Fine, you’re not a raging numpty fuckwit bigot. But the fact that you still lump yourself into a group that loudly and proudly skews towards the ‘raging numpty fuckwit bigot’ demographic tells us that you’re comfortable with people who are raging numpty fuckwit bigots.

Still not a great look. If you know that members of your book club are pyromaniacal assholes, and don’t kick them out or seek a different book club, you’re admitting you don’t have a problem with pyromaniacal assholes. I trust I’ve made my point, yes?

ripx4nutmeg #homophobia #transphobia

@Sasha #222828

The fact the the collective human race didn’t vomit up it’s internal organs and skeleton the moment some septic-brained creep uttered the words “a beauty pageant, but for kids” baffles and sickens me, truly. The inventor of this horrific concept had to explain it to someone else and somehow wasn’t killed mid-sentence - how does that happen?

Reality Check #fundie #transphobia

“I asked my confirmation bias to confirm my bias and lo and behold my bias was confirmed! It’s a Candlemas miracle!”

Cosmotheist Church #racist #psycho

New in this third edition is an Afterword in which Dr. Pierce explains what motivated him to write The Turner Diaries

Given that, in the book, refugees must pay to enter the new white-ruled enclaves with the severed head of a non-white, I’m going to take a shot in the dark and assume that fucking racism was the impetus for this shit. Just like how President Black Guy inspired the equally odious Victoria.

The Rev. William H. Grimes #fundie

I’ve been meaning to ask, are these transcriptions of his sermons? Or is he actually typing his transformation into Fundie Wolfman on his hate-blog? Because that’s just weird, and I type ellipses like I’m speaking.

…Which is, y’know…also weird…

FCfromSSC #wingnut

…So people who follow the law now are bad? Did I wake up on the wrong side of the looking glass this morning? What is this shit?

Ethan White #wingnut #racist #transphobia #crackpot #pratt #conspiracy

Uh-huh, and where was Stanley Anne Dunham born? Because Barrack could have been born on the moon, and so long as his mother had American citizenship, which she did, then so did her son.

Also, dude, it’s been almost twenty years since President Black Guy, see a therapist to deal with this bizarre obsession you have with him.

bublgumbitch #wingnut #dunning-kruger

If some fucking guy thinks eating children will cure cancer and abolish death, he’s still a fucking psycho. His intentions might be noble, but his methods are divorced from reality and fucking horrid besides.

Emerald Robinson and Mary Frost #quack #wingnut

What fucking alternate universe are they peering into? Nobody regrets getting a preventative treatment to a deadly respiratory disease, fuckwits.

John Denjino #mammon #wingnut

…”The Magic of Bitcoin”…

“Well you see, Billy, you had $20,000, then you invested it in Bitcoin, and *POOF!, it disappeared like magic!”

Cosmic Convergence Research Group #racist #crackpot #conspiracy

They had him killed because they very understandably feared Roman reprisals. Jesus had a cult of personality form around him, even if that wasn’t his intent, and Rome knew shit like that could lead to revolts. And they were most certainly not above collective punishments, they absolutely would have wiped out every Jew in the Empire just because Jesus was one of them. So to prevent a massacre, the Sanhedrin offered Jesus up as a sacrifice. They didn’t do this while cackling like old matinee villains, twirling their mustaches and tenting their fingers - it was a cold necessity to them.

Roy Masters #fundie #wingnut #pratt #conspiracy

Roy, personally, my “dark desire” mostly leads me to sneaking a second ice cream sandwich after dinner. If you’ve got something worse than that, that you need to keep it repressed, that’s between you, your personal Jesus, and whatever corpse-sniffing dogs they bring into your apple cellar, buddy.

Are we perfect? Nope, not even close. Should we be? Nope, because then we become stagnant. Does that mean we’re bad, or flawed or evil? Nope, just human.

prettynpink17, the-davest-of-uncles, and lilygrace1990 #fundie #homophobia #transphobia #pratt

SP: I want to do–
Nutter: Nooooo! The voices in my head tell me that’s bad, you can’t do it, I have to save your ghost so it doesn’t burn in my imaginary torture-laaaaaaaaand!

SP: You don’t even know what it is I wanted to do.
Nutter: But I know it’s a siiiiin! Everything is a siiiiin! I’ll make laws that crush you under the oppressive weight of my delusions! No gays! No pre-marital sex! No people who don’t hear the same voices I do! No science, or medicine, or school, or thinking! All shall obey! All hail the voices in my head!!! You shall be yoked to my religion and be happy! Or not, you’re happiness is really not a concern for us because you’re sick and icky and bad and deserve to be tortured forever and ever and ever! The only one who matters is the voice in my head!

williamjver #dunning-kruger

Well, Bill, it’s because the world is in fact not six thousand years old, but instead much, MUCH older, to the tune of about 4 billion.

You see, Bill - you don’t mind if I call you Bill do you?, our interpid and sexy hero asked as if this mouth-breather would ever see this comment, or if the hero indeed even cared - you have, for much of your life, been lied to by a human-hating death cult that has long since become addicted to controlling every aspect of your life, and has brainwashed you into going along with them for fear of offending their ‘god.’ In order to better control you, they tell you lies about the universe, it’s age, your place in it, and basic scientific facts, because if they can convince you of magic, then they can convince you to, say, climb a mountain to sacrifice your own child, or slaughter entire nations whose only crime was not going along with your proclamations of sorcery. If they can get you to believe absurdities, they can get you to commit atrocities, and that spreads their control. And probably makes their jimmies stiff, I wouldn’t be surprised in the least.

Donald Trump #crackpot #dunning-kruger

Whereas the sun is a delicate snowflake that could be extinguished simply by hurting it’s feelings, right?

Oh wait, no, sorry; that’s Trump. An easy mistake to make, both are enormous orange spheres, only the sun is bright and has warmth.

Mark (Emery) Davey #crackpot #magick #conspiracy

Patrick Scrivener #conspiracy #wingnut

Donald Trump is secretly dead and it’s been Jim Carrey in a rubber mask or some bullshit I came up with while chewing on a shoe

Don’t…don’t do that. Don’t give me hope.

Commander Vrillon of Ashtar Galactic Command via Chellea Wilder #ufo #magick #conspiracy

Greetings. I am Commander Vrillon, of Ashtar Galactic Command.

And I’m General Pepper, commander-in-chief of all military forces for the Cornerian government of the Lylat System! StarFox, we need your help! Andross has invaded once again!

T. Anthony Michael #racist #wingnut #conspiracy

1. Well a-doi, pal. No shit he doesn’t know what he’s doing. Even if he weren’t hazed on a terminal dose of Benzo, Addie and I’m going to guess Windex, he never was the brightest crayon in the tool box.
2. While I so very fucking much doubt that annexing Canada, invading Greenland, or giving the American taxpayer a good dry fuck with a cactus are his ideas - he doesn’t have ideas, he has “concepts of ideas,” suggesting that he at least knows what an idea is, if not what one feels or looks like - let’s not diminish his role in the whole thing. He could grow a spine, or borrow one from Ted Cruz, his is detachable, and stand up to Putin if for no other reason than to protect his legacy. If he cared. Which he doesn’t.
3.Again, Trump doesn’t have a target, because he isn’t aiming at anyone. He fires a rocket into the room, and doesn’t care who gets hit. And fuck off with the antisemitism for fuck’s sake, this isn’t fucking junior high. It’s fucking grown up time. Stop with the edgelord bullshit already.
4. Seriously now, FUCK OFF WITH THE FUCKING ANTISEMITISM HOLY FUCKING SHIT.

Peter B. Meyer #crackpot #ufo #magick #conspiracy

Oh, I saw this episode. The aliens come to cancel the reality show that is Earth, but the boys blackmail the studio execs with lurid photos of a coked fueled I’d-rather-not-think-about-it.

Classic South Park, man. Don’t know why this idjit is pretending it was real, surely nobody can be that fucking insane, right?