TheVaudevillain

@TheVaudevillain

THE VIGILANT FOX #conspiracy #wingnut

8 people had the 'significant'(a term that sounds scary, but doesn't mean what they think it means in this context) reduction - but to further paraphrase the results of the paper: "It didn't really impact anyone that much, and we have no idea if that's a long-term event on any of our incredibly small sample base.

But even a mild lung capacity reduction is better than some of the effects of the virus itself. I caught mild COVID after being vaccinated twice, and I was lucky enough to get away with some memory loss (I honestly do not remember locking up or driving home that day) and having the worst flu symptoms for a couple of weeks. Friend of mine caught it early, before the vaccine was available, and he got the long-term gift of sudden palpitations for years after. Which sucks when you're meant to be a personal trainer. He'd much rather have a unnoticeable ling capacity reduction than that.

SavageFarret #fundie #wingnut #homophobia #transphobia #dunning-kruger

Man, imagine how much it would blow this person's mind if you told them God spared all the bisexuals at Sodom...

Men are failed Experiments #conspiracy #crackpot #psycho #sexist

"nowadays plenty of female animals who have males in their species can parthogenically reproduce. There was even a mammal that did it, the mouse kaguya."
... They know that wasn't natural parthenogenesis, right? It was artificially created. Parthenogenesis doesn't actually occur naturally in any mammal species. And that the evidence is there for early men and women *both* hunting and gathering?
Spouting some pretty patriarchal sexist crap there for somebody so up on women's superiority, Skippy.

INCOGMAN #racist

"...bash your head in with a handy aluminum baseball bat or a chunk of concrete"

I'm sorry. I know this guy is a heinous POS, but I'm just giggling at the writing accidentally insinuating that the urban landscape is littered with conveniently placed baseball bats and chunks of concrete like it's one big Streets of Rage level.

"I would beat your ass if I only had a.. oh wait, there's a handy aluminium bat laying right here!"

Bryan Ardis #conspiracy #quack #pratt

I was partway through writing how there are no plasmids in the final vaccine because of the use of DNases, and then I stopped and realised...This is the " COVID is actually the Catholic Church trying to murder us with snake venom in the water!!1!one" guy isn't it?

... Well my days of not taking him seriously are certainly coming to a middle.

Rob Pue #wingnut #fundie #homophobia

So much old man energy. Especially with the parts not included where he basically says "a stint in the army would sort these effeminate men out"

Charlie Kirk #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

I mean, there are transcripts from a city council dismissing a flood warning system and choosing to cheap out instead, while dissing Houston for some reason.

But we can forgive Charlie boy for missing it. He was _extremely_ busy Googling 'Minority' and 'fire chiefs', and trying to geopoint every single name that comes up.

STACEY SALVADORI #conspiracy #fundie #pratt

That's three questions, Stace. And, as far as we can tell, it was the basic digestive system, then resistance to gastric juices, and then appetite - adaptations to the environment.
The food already existed. Everything is food to one organism or another. Including some organisms or another.

You can actually see evolution in action yourself. Doesn't take long to cultivate a few thousand generations of e-coli and record the changes. Like scientists have actually done.
And the Bible warns against science 'falsely called' in the sense of any philosophy or doctrine that purports to have absolute or secret truths counter to the central tenets of the faith. It was mostly warning about Gnostics. Not science.

Sherri Tenpenny #dunning-kruger #quack

@Timjer #229260
That's just ridiculous. Vaccines won't change your sex. That's what the drugs in the water are for!

RainbowBrite33 #conspiracy #pratt

So, kiddo lacks the honour to actually post their totally-not-imaginary facts and numbers, trying to paint themself as a conscientious objector. And the integrity to look at the scientific consensus on the vaccine and efficacy. And the personal courage to make the most basic efforts to protect others - ostensibly the main point of their entire fucking job.

State of the Nation Editor #crackpot #wingnut #conspiracy #racist

"Let’s not forget how the NWO globalist cabal has set the pattern many years ago of wrecking and ruining as many American summer holiday celebrations as possible. These dastardly perps especially target conservative states during the BIG THREE: the Memorial Day, Fourth of July & Labor Day holiday weekends."

That's right! Every slightly overcast day, every drop of drizzle on your barbecue. It was us. Billions of dollars in secret satellites and media coverups... But it was worth it.

For you see, we have bent nature to our whim! The heavens themselves obey our commands! All part of the grand design to mildly dampen your national pride! MWAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

Confederate #racist #conspiracy #wingnut

Yes, please do continue to Balkanise. And don't reach out or collaborate with your splintered allies - you never know when 'they' are waiting to snatch you up. Remain isolated and silent. We'll totally let you know when it's safe to come back out.

Medeea Greere #crackpot #quack #magick #conspiracy #mammon

Ah yes, the completely natural remedy of... AI assisted quartz crystal electro-frequency adjustment. Just like Grandmama used when I was a kid.

Bennett Lee Ross #crackpot #ufo #magick #conspiracy

@TatersForever5481 #229014
It's just like my framed cross-stitch above the door says:
"Home is where the inner heart-resonating amnesiac fog dispeller is"

Joe Shmoe #conspiracy

Basically, the dude did a Leuchter Report 2: Holocaust Denial Boogaloo. With the exact same flaw when it came to iron-based cyanide deposits.
He was more than happy for it to be used to defend actual Wermacht members in court, and then bravely ran away to claim asylum.
When that was denied, he served time in Germany then returned to the US where he spends his time claiming there is a vast conspiracy to suppress his free speech and getting arrested for indecent exposure in public parks.

GethN7 #transphobia #senpai_noticed_us #dunning-kruger

"genetic level"
Dollars to donuts that'll result in the 'XX and XY chromosome argument. But here's the rub - even chromosomally, there are a lot of people beyond a dimorphic expression. There's over half a million people with Klinefelter Syndrome in the US alone. And even with the rarer chromosome groupings like XXYY, you're looking at the 20k mark. With all the most common variants, 1.2 million people who fall beyond the 'genetic' XX and XY.

And even then, transgender therapies aren't about changing someone's sex at a certain level. It's helping them with the dysphoria of physical sex not matching gender. These are separate things. And still not a binary, as modern science generally accepts gender as a bimodal spectrum.

Indian in the Machine #crackpot #ufo #fundie #elitist #conspiracy

Now getting the weirdest Transmetropolitan flashbacks.
"Do not offend the Broomstick of Truth! It is wise and terrible!"

J.K.Rowling #transphobia #conspiracy

And actual feminism suffers, as this means not only are trans women still being demonized, but it encourages these egregious taintbadgers to harass and attack even more women in bathrooms simply for not living up to a certain standards of femininity...

Cole Harrison #wingnut #transphobia

Modern liberal fad?
The Navajo had 4 distinct genders and the concept of individuals whose gender expression changes as they grow long before your religiously uptight ancestors ever came to their land. And that's just one example out of dozens of cultures across a good thousand years on that continent alone that didn't share your view of gender norms.

US Representative Mary Miller (R-Ill.) #fundie

"America was founded as a Christian nation, and I believe our government should reflect that truth, not drift further from it"

Cool, so you posit that God should be largely represented as an impersonal force with absolutely no interest in the day-to-day life of the average person and thus doesn't give a shit who leads the prayers in the House?
Y'know. Just like the many Founding Fathers who were Deist.

JP/Dr. Michael Salla #ufo #conspiracy #wingnut

Man, reading through the previous entries, JP sure does get abducted or assaulted by the masked guys in the black van a lot. He really should start watching out for that.

@Shazlandia #conspiracy #quack

'His' students? Doctor Hamm was a woman. And she did not lead a study with students. She had a patient who self-treated with dandelion tea, went into remission for three months and then the cancer returned. Hamm only posited that the dandelion extract might have had an affect on inhibiting the cancer for a while and asked for further study.

There was a completely different study on leukemia cells and dandelion extract. It had promise, but definitely not the wonder drug posed by this credulous twat. And it's only ever worked so far in vitro and on lab rats.

On the other hand, dandelion extract messes with estrogen, so your chance of hormone-sensitive cancer goes way up.

You can tell when 'alternative' medicines actually work. Because they become, y'know, *medicine*

John C. Wright #sexist #wingnut #racist #psycho

" six thousand legions of demons"
"... so that we can both outbreed the servants of darkness, outvote them in the ballot box, and then shoot them when they riot."

So, at a conservative estimate, you need to breed and highly train at least thirty million good Christian soldiers.

Also that's three things. You can't 'both' three things. I know this is 'murder, arson, and jaywalking' levels of complaint at this point, but it has to be pointed out.

Plasma Light Field via Galaxygirl #ufo #magick #conspiracy

"We are no longer on the outside of your solar system looking in. We are encompassing your planetary orbits in an energetic hug"

I... I did not consent to this hug.

Ken Ham #fundie

"The Bible makes it clear such things are a result of man’s sin!"
... Really? Because I've actually read the Bible. And it outright says God is responsible.
"I form the light and create darkness, I bring well-being and create calamity; I am the Lord who does all these things"
Why is it always the heathens who tend have better knowledge of the book than most fundies?

Prostitute Disfigurement #transphobia #psycho

Why did I look at the other lyrics?
Gonna need a bottle of Everclear with a MiB Neuralyzer chaser...

Merlin Moonshadow/James Rink #crackpot #magick #quack #conspiracy #mammon

'hyper-osmolar ultra-filtration' sounds all mysterious and super sciencey...it's literally just specialized dialysis. They tacked 'phenomema' on the end for dramatic effect.

Sidenote: ...anybody else suddenly have an urge to rewatch the Babylon 5 episode Geometry of Shadows?

Alexandra Bruce #conspiracy #dunning-kruger

<@KeithInc.> #225547

A tip shared to her by a coworker at the Department of Redundancy Department

The Zetas via Nancy Lieder #ufo #magick #conspiracy

Y'know...after a lot of the downright horrifying politics and christofascist content, It's actually kind of relaxing to see some good old fashioned zetatalk derpery. Like a palate cleanser for the soul.

Medeea Greere #wingnut #racist #crackpot #conspiracy

I have to admit that technically those kids in the video were forced into a tunnel system against their will.

Because they had to hide in the Kyiv Metro during the Russian shelling in February. And definitely weren't discovered by Russian troops making what sounded like the world's shittiest Doom live action remake.

Michael Walsh #racist #conspiracy

Seems to be nothing on Der Spiegel's web page about Anne Frank in the month in question. Latest date in 2024 was an August article. You'd expect such an important item to be there if this was true, wouldn't you?

But that specificity on 1951 thing poked a memory. These shit heels are literally recycling a 50 year old argument by a proud Nazi sympathizer who distributed pamphlets about how the diary was propaganda to promote the Holocaust 'lie'- he claimed that parts of the diary were written in ballpoint ink which did not exist before - you guessed it - 1951. He got sued by Otto, and the Federal Crime Office took the diary for testing at that point, and all of the paper and ink on the entries themselves were found to be authentic. The only ballpoint pen parts were some slips of paper unattached to the journal that Otto had written notes on and page numbers added to the diary.
The diary has been studied again and again since then, and everything from the ink to the paper and glue for binding has been determined to be all available at the period it was written.

Zoe Cairns #transphobia

Why the fuck would somebody who wants access to your child go through the frankly soul-destroying process required here on TERF Island where it's the work of years (or decades if you start now) to finally get to live fully as a woman and then still put up with massive systemic transphobia and dehumanizing scrutiny?

If they really wanted your kids, they'd just join the clergy and your gullible ass would hand them over on a silver platter.

Matt Walsh #racist #dunning-kruger #wingnut #conspiracy #pratt

Owen Benjamin #racist #fundie

He was groomed for the family business, tried to feed a hundred people with just a load of bread and a few fish, and his mother thought he was the son of God. Obviously, he was Jewish.

(I'll see myself out)

RFH🦎👁‍🗨🪐🌘 ⬛️ (Doctor) / @hollowearthterf #sexist #quack #crackpot

@Shirogane #224141

True or troll, the fact that we have to ask makes it a Poe by default.

...and no; after trawling through a straight month of the account's activity, I cannot tell either.

RiseAgain17 #fundie #wingnut

Ah, yes, the lesser known Archangel Osteophytiel

Ben Garrison #wingnut

Yes. I believe completely that the man who believes a photoshopped interpretation of a tattoo was actually the tattoo and cited the events of a movie he watched over the weekend as historical fact is, in fact, a master puppeteer, a 9D chess super-dee-dooper grandmaster. A manipulator who makes Machiavelli look like Homer Simpson.

German Confederate #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy

Let's ignore the fact that Hitler changed his 'religion' often to try and appeal to whichever section of society he needed behind him at the time.
And that he said Germany would be a Christian-free nation as 'Russia was now and Germany was in the past'.
And that he outright threatened Christian churches as 'being lost to history' unless they 'recognised the truth of blood and race'.
Aaaaand even after writing a treaty with the Vatican over his harassment of churches, ignored it repeatedly to suppress any church organisation that refused to keep strictly to worship.

Ignoring all of that, we can totally say Nazi Germany had a pretty big claim to being a moral and Christian country...

Ken Ham #fundie

Okay, there is religious naturalism. But I'd bet good ol' Banana Man wasn't actually thinking of that, busy as he was wilfully confusing philosophy with religion.

Laura Wood quoting a Gab user #conspiracy #racist

"They drive down wages, increase inflation, buy houses and cars contributing to increased demand, send billions to their home countries instead of reinvesting in the economy that PAYS THEM, and they take massive tax refunds every year"

Buy luxurious items, send money overseas, manage to avoid taxes ...

... Did you mean 'corporations?
Because I'm pretty sure you're talking about corporations.

J.K.Rowling #transphobia #psycho

@Starlight #223637

Huh. That's a pretty apt comparison.
...You grab the hose, I'll find the stompy boots.

Sara Gonzales quoting RFK #conspiracy #pratt

California also has the most robust screening and intervention programs in the entire United States, with San Diego in particular leading the charge in actively identifying autism in people as early as possible. And a few states participating in the ADDM have admitted that some numbers may be underreported due to a lack of diagnostic resources.

You'd probably find the exact same rates in New Jersey if they had the same screening capability.

New Order #racist #wingnut

"Give me your tired, your poor, and only your most minimally melanated yearning to breathe free!"

four1298 #sexist #psycho

The best time for the author to step on a Lego with a bare foot is right now. And then five seconds after that. And then another few seconds after that. And then...

Cobra/The Portal #crackpot #magick #ufo #conspiracy

Good news, everybody! The Ancient Alien Laserbeams are going to activate, and shall cross an entire galaxy to ascend us all to godhood!

But, for reasons of distance, not for several million years.

Sasha Alex Lessin, Ph.D./Janet Kira Lessin #crackpot #ufo #racist #conspiracy

"While no direct evidence ties Marduk to the Iroquois or other Native American groups, the idea is part of a broader narrative suggesting that extraterrestrial or advanced beings influenced human societies globally."

That's absurd. People can come to the same conclusions and ideas despite the vast differences in time and location, but to suggest it can only be through alien intervention is lauguable.
Obviously, it can only be the work of FAIRY GODPARENTS!!!

Gen. Jim #fundie #wingnut #homophobia

Drinking game:
Every time he wrotes 'woke, just gently sniff your drink.
Quotation marks,and suddenly ALL CAPS: take a sip.
A metaphor or analogy that comes out of nowhere or makes no sense: finish the drink.

Eric Hovind #fundie

Weird, I could have sworn the Nazareth Inscription was based on the desecration of the tomb of a despised ruler on the island of Kos.

Tacitus never actually spoke about Jesus as a historical figure, but as an explanation of Christian beliefs, calling them a 'mischievous superstition'.

Josephus wasn't even born until something like a decade after the supposed death of Jesus.

Wait, that isn't evidence at all. That's just reciting the part of the bible that claims the body went missing.

Huh. A bunch of people roam the land claiming there were miracles performed at Jerusalem, and then travel and are met by evangelicals eager to convert them. Surely this has nothing to do with a rise in conversions.

wereq #sexist #psycho #racist

"...we men must be fully looksmaxxed"

Uhh huh. And leaving aside that beauty is only skin deep and even utterly 'looksmaxxed', underneath yours there's nothing but a roiling pus-filled layer of putrid hate, who exactly do you think is going to provide the skincare regime? I doubt any of your fellow incels would like to be full time beauticians.

Looks like you'll have no choice but to task those women to come near those sensitive eyeballs with all those chemicals. Good luck.

Cosmotheist Church #racist #psycho

@ShatteredGlassSkywarp #222843
Also inspired actual neo Nazis to name themselves The Order after a section of The Organization and recreate the murder of a Jewish radio host from the book. And one of the Columbine kids - if a degree separated - he was inspired by McVeigh. Annnnd about a dozen other far right and neo Nazi groups who got caught planning attacks on civil rights groups in the same fashion as in the novel...