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Noticing_stuff #racist

Make a DnD team that are all a single class. Try to run a campaign where everybody picks locks but nobody understands magic or everybody’s a scholar but there’s no talking out of a punch-up with a beholder. Or hell try growing only ever a single crop on a plot of land, there’s a reason they rotate them. Or simply look at the fact that the introduction of an invasive species in a biome is never as destructive as removing everything but one you find useful. Or you know, pay some damned attention to human history and how far we advance from cultural exchange. Diversity isn’t just strength, nature abhors stagnation. It’s why life is so diverse in the first place ya idjit.

@WhiteHouse #wingnut #god-complex

@TatersForever5481 #229468

Makes me think more of All For One from MHA.

Edit: YouTube link to awesome song that sums him up pretty well.

KosherFarms.net #transphobia

AnActor Explains #dunning-kruger

I just remembered a version of Superman from Justice League: Gods and Monsters. He acts like the Superman these assholes would love, being Zod-lite in attitude and in genetics, but was found and raised by illegal immigrants from Mexico instead of the Kents. He references the “heavy hand” he experienced from his adoptive country and how that impacted his morals once his powers emerged.

Conservatives unironically love to see Superman as “mighty whitey” sneering down his nose at pathetic mortal Americans like he’s a colonial “civilizing” a bunch of brown people while his natural superiority means he is just right by default. And if you have a problem with it talk to the fist because why lower himself to reason with primitives? Except they still see America as a white nation even though they are the brown people in this metaphor which is entirely antithetical to Superman’s very concept as a grateful refugee, representing the feelings of his creators whose families were refugees driven from their homes.

AND HE’S STILL NOT JUST AN IMMIGRANT BUT AN ILLEGAL ALIEN IN THE MOST LITERAL SENSE.

drewdevon2009 #racist

Victor Davis Hanson #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

@Malingspann #229458

And 160 more missing. Worse yet? Qanon lunatics are sabotaging what’s left of weather monitoring equipment under the delusion it’s causing the floods crippling early warning even more than it already has been by funding and staffing cuts. They’re even harassing search and rescue teams accusing them of every kind of nonsense you can think of but mostly nonsense you would never think of because you’re not stark raving mad.

I doubt that damaged equipment is going to get fixed. “Waste, fraud, and abuse” and what have you. Texas is going to be almost completely blind to every new incoming disaster and I don’t think tornado season is quite over yet. Those smug vandals patting themselves for their “patriotism” are probably just going to be even more convinced somebody’s controlling the weather and conjuring everything from floods, to droughts, to heavy pollen and hayfever in retaliation despite destroying the machines that supposedly control the weather.

various commenters #wingnut #racist

… Don’t you constantly portray being white in America as being in constant danger of everyone and their dog wanting to wipe you out? (Often by methods that don’t involve killing so much as just being alive in the general vicinity or giving birth. You know, “soft” kills, kills so soft that nothing dies or is restrained from the pursuit of life and growth in any way whatsoever in fact leaving you advantaged in a society where only your voice is relevant and your success is “deserved” by default rather than under constant question and now with laws against referencing that advantage.) By that logic shouldn’t you go fuck off somewhere? And for that matter, who are Jews in danger from and why does that mean they shouldn’t go aggressively wipe out that threat as you so frequently suggest white people should do for the threat posed by… everyone on Earth including other white people that aren’t murderously racist enough for your liking?

Sauce for goose, sauce for the gander, but I guess you being a cock makes you think you should be free from such conventions.

James David Manning #racist #wingnut

Yeah, he’s so realistic his vision for America was literally Mordor. With a 100 foot high spike covered wall painted jet black with a moat filled with snakes covering the whole border and patrolled by psychopaths that would shoot on sight even if you’re still on the Mexican side not moving towards America. Probably even if they’re Mexican border patrol. Not an exaggeration.

But instead he’s settled for lying about how far he’s gotten with that goal daily, diverting all the money in America to ICE which still managed to go massively over budget, completely rewritten American history, fired every “DEI” hire with no regard for their qualifications and not replaced them resulting in a cataclysmic staffing shortages and loss of life due to critical services being impacted…

But yeah, you keep fluffing him. Right up until he expects you to live in a farmer’s legal custody and work for free. Assuming by that point there’s a single farmer in America that hasn’t gone bankrupt due to that grease stain’s insane trade wars, or a farm that hasn’t been completely ravaged by natural disaster and abandoned since all rescue services have had their resources diverted to hunting immigrants (and citizens who are stripped of their citizenship) for sport and slavecatching purposes, or some other as-of-yet-unimaginable happening that will not just be imaginable and tangible as a direct result of dumbfuckery but quickly rendered a new normal.

State of the Nation Editor #crackpot #wingnut #conspiracy #racist

These people actually think that anyone would spend trillions of dollars on godlike technology that could freely reshape the very face of the Earth, obliterate nations on a whim, command armies of billions that would willingly die placed in every possible position of power and all of the positions of no consequence and have entire networks that are spying on you personally… And their nefarious plans are to spoil your picnics and maybe make you feel bad sometimes. Yeah, the fact that they have so little idea of cost and such petty priorities does make sense for MAGA and their all-consuming self-importance.

Oh, right, and this conspiracy of billions with more money than exists and god powers are supposedly threatened by one incompetent racist grifter quickly sliding into insanity and bankrupting what used to be the wealthiest country in the world on a racist crusade to be as stupidly racist as possible while lining his own pockets… threatened enough to move mountains and spend unthinkable amounts of money, to control the weather and mobilize a hundred million agents of disinformation and their social media accounts for decades spanning smear campaigns that would require paying off millions of people… but not so threatened they smite him with lightning or something or push him down some stairs or just stop giving him everything he wants when it’s clearly beyond all legal limitations of his office to get it.

It wasn’t a secret conspiracy that took all the money from the weather service, FEMA, search and rescue, hospitals, and literally anything else that could possibly help mitigate natural disasters you used to be able to see coming and gave that money to ICE who still managed to go a billion over budget. It was your guy. And he was told every step of the way how that would go wrong.

Laura Loomer #racist #psycho

MAGA isn’t going to be satisfied until the global image of Americans is a bunch of leaf-wearing cannibals that attack on sight and live in mud.

White House twitter account #wingnut

You know, when those old Hollywood action Americana flicks opened to a scene of prisoners in cages about to be fed to predators for the amusement of their captors it was to establish the villains of the story, usually in some third world country and if they had the appearance of authority about them this was your big tipoff that they were not legitimate police or government but criminals or communists that rule through force and basically anything goes to take them down. And they were about to get their asses handed to them by the guy waving the American flag not waving the flag themselves.

Guess Trump always rooted for the wrong side in those movies.

Ann Coulter #psycho #wingnut

There’s a point where someone can be so pathetic I feel absolutely nothing. Not anger, not pity, not even exasperation… there’s just nothing but a tired desire to move on.

combativeThinker #sexist

Women can’t cheat on you if they’re never with you in the first place, dumbass. And you’re not trying to be with women for companionship you’re playing a very warped game of house.

Unnamed parents in Homma #fundie #elitist

The problem isn’t complex, explaining why this is a problem to people who weren’t raised in this caste system is complex. The problem is stupid and the people who need to explain themselves to try not to make it boil down to caste discrimination just make up anything to make it sound more complex and less like an extremely simple and extremely stupid case of discrimination these people will deprive their children of vital education and even meals just to be able to spite a person for being freaking born.

US Senator Tommy Tuberville (R-Al.) #wingnut #racist

@Malingspann #228711

I think they voted to lean into the threats they’ve been using to leverage overwork and sacrifice for less and less reward being even more terrifying without thinking they would be any more tangible or that they, as the masters of their own reality, would be the ones who decided if it happened or not. An illusory safe harbour with a lot of strings amidst constant threat. They in their infinite smugness and certainty the world only continues to turn by their leave very much seem under the impression they could have called ICE on one upstart to have them taken away in front of the rest who ICE would simply pretend they don’t see unless directed straight at them because it isn’t their status that was the issue but their disobedience. Police to these people are just hired goons that serve at their pleasure under other pretexts, situations that falsely imply a favour or protection is being extended. The threats being made good on without their permission is what they didn’t vote for. Examples were supposed to made of those with too much dignity and what amounted to “unclaimed property” in their eyes that could be snapped up by a competitor, not those in their servitude already sufficiently cowed by fear and falsely engineered gratitude.

That “free lunch” shit really pisses me off. Businesses in America run by complete idiots that voted for this shit never figured out that their entire financial solvency relies on the people they voted to deport. People they pay less than they would have to pay white Americans who they clearly disrespect just as much. And these arrogant financial geniuses who didn’t realize if your workers get deported they cannot do their jobs are BEGGING AND QUITE COMICALLY THREATENING those workers to come back into work for less than minimum wage with ICE actively hunting for them at their jobs, through the taxes they pay, kidnapping them directly from the offices where they are participating in the process of legal immigration, even being dragged out of actual fucking naturalization ceremonies and just forget the risk of being summarily shipped to die in fucking Sudan without any legal representation so ICE can make their astonishingly unrealistic arrest quotas SlenderMiller demanded of them or else be shot dead by some random fucking hick who could just be pretending to be ICE. CITIZENS carrying their proper papers have to worry about that shit because these animals don’t actually give a fuck, they will shove your passport down your throat the moment you try to show it to them and watch you choke to death on it laughing to themselves. But of course, it’s the people being asked to assume this risk for someone else’s profit margin - a profit margin they did not seem to think linked in any way to the work being done until the money just stopped magically appearing - are the ungrateful freeloaders.

Free fucking lunch? Immigrants should be more grateful? Motherfuckers you’re the fucking hookworms and tapeworms eating them alive. You’re entrenched and hidden in the soil they came to till and whose harvest you reap waiting to spring from hiding, burrow into their flesh, and feast. And yet you call them the parasites for “invading” the soil you infest, “superior” because you just as arrogantly and wrongly declare yourself “native” to it like your ancestors didn’t come off a boat themselves. They’ll live without you, they’ll build because that’s what they came to do, the whole appeal of the fabled “American Dream” was that all you needed was the willingness to work to have a successful life. You’ll wither into a turd without them to feed you. The people quickest to say this shit are the ones who can’t survive without the deeply entrenched parasitic practices that the only upshot of all this absolute goddamned insanity is going to be destroyed by their own creators who are TOO FUCKING STUPID to even see they’re upending their own gravy train. They genuinely have no concept of cause and effect. Motherfuckers are vacationing IN MEXICO! Not only has their rhetoric about every man woman and child being a drug dealing serial rapist out to slaughter all whites just kind of not connected with that nice holiday they booked among people they expect to be pleasant and grateful for their custom but they are flabbergasted they’re not being treated very well in a country they relentlessly slander and their beloved God Emperor overtly threatens while wearing their GODDAMNED RED HATS and probably still loudly voicing their opinions that Mexicans are all criminals.

Inner city rats? You mean people who fled buttfuck nowhere Alabama because there were no financial prospects whatsoever? Or are you just relishing how close you’re getting to being able to scream the N word on camera and giggle for ten minutes straight about it like the fucking idiot you are?

The kind of idiot that still saw a need to defraud the university he coached at despite a multimillion dollar salary while running the team into the ground and then blaming the team for their slipping performance while you screamed abuse in their faces. Then publicly bemoaning that you couldn’t find a way to legally punish them for walking away and finding better schools to play for because the ineffectual racist banshee that made more in one year than any of them would see in their lifetime even if they managed to go pro was pretty clear he thought they didn’t deserve to be there to start with. Which was rich, considering you broke your own contracts.

Free lunch? My god the arrogance of those words coming out of you. The performance of student athletes was what earned you millions with no effort of your own, just indulging your need to be cruel to them while they got nothing. Not even a literal lunch, they would forfeit their tuition if they accepted so much as a sandwich and in one famously terrible case a ride from school. And you’d rub that in their faces while eating a free meal from a sponsor, licensing out their image from you while the athletes you leeched the entirety of your lifeblood from were frequently at risk of literal starvation or homelessness. Sponsorship deals that dwarf what they “owed” in tuition a hundred times over, a tuition they were treated as having been an unearned handout despite putting more hours into maintaining their academic obligations and sports performance than someone with two full time jobs. Again, for nothing. Not even a proper education as they would be funnelled towards so-called paper classes. Classes with no purpose but to bang out low-effort course credits while teaching as little as possible to keep a profitable athlete’s grades up without having to resort to actually putting any time, effort, or school resources actual teaching because that’s money spent on the cash cows rather than being written off on overpaid coaches and nonsense building additions to fake like school sports are a non-profit endeavour. The topics of these classes are scientifically formulated to let shitheads like you mutter jokes about "woke degrees” that aren’t worth anything and are emphatically NOT the reason people have trouble finding gainful employment. The STEM tracks and a degree in finance - you know, the actual majors your athletes were studying for that this filler is supposed to round out and put some unconvincing glitter on - simply end up in the shredder just as quickly as if their major actually WAS “women’s studies” while another fucking leech like you mutters about “free lunches” for people who didn’t earn them.

But hey, at least back then you were picking on guys who could lay you out flat if they finally decided to believe their futures were as shit as you wanted them to believe they were. Now you’re obsessed with women’s bathrooms and as gross about it as everybody’s favourite disgraced author.

babadibabidi #transphobia #dunning-kruger

If Christians actually fear God and follow the Bible why do they feel the need to put those words in front of their self description?

Also don’t you people get very, very, very, very, very irrationally angry if they’re just called women or “gasp” normal women?

Douglas W. Cornett #racist #psycho

Those poor men tried to reason with an animal. The animal took that personally.

Brooke McIntire #wingnut #dunning-kruger

It wasn’t intelligent choices that got people like Musk and Trump their money, indeed being directly involved with their own companies burns their money very quickly, and they’ve used their elevated positions to dig into America’s wallets and strip them of fundamental freedoms.

Curious0 #sexist

NeonRevolt #racist #conspiracy

It’s interesting that no telling of how shitty we have been as a “race” has ever made me feel ashamed of the colour of my skin but a shitsack trying to wipe away the sins of the past and rebrand them as virtues to aspire to whilst stripping away the virtues of the “other” never fails to make me want to claw the flesh from my bones in penance.

Believe in Harriet Tubman, if not for the sake of historical accuracy (you contagiously delusional shitsack) but to have a benchmark where humans are redeemable in the eyes of an unbiased moral authority.

J.K.Rowling #transphobia #conspiracy

Now women have to worry about some self-righteous fucktards hyped up on delusions of "celebrity” permission live-streaming them on the toilet and then telling them, on stream, the invasive self-appointed judges of the feminine didn’t think they were pretty enough to be women. And that’s why their unblurred faces and vaginas are on the internet forever. Hope you’re proud of yourself, J.K. because you’ve ensured no woman anywhere regardless of how YOU want to define them is going to have any right to her own body, privacy, or dignity treated as an annoyance to be brushed aside as the mewling of an inconvenient child who should be further disciplined for troubling her “betters.” Your wild disregard for the safety of any woman sickens me, but what else should I expect from the mind that conjured up Howlers, magical public child abuse that curses the recipient to potentially life-threatening injury if they try to avoid becoming a public spectacle and the baseline morality of your fictional world - a reflection of your own mind - considers this just as acceptable as knowingly sending your protagonist back to a monstrously abusive household at the end of each school year when he has the means to emancipate and financially support himself in the wizarding world and supposed sworn guardians that might act as his caretakers, a role that would better position them to keep the murderers they know are after him at bay. Which is to say sanity-straining in how it is accepted as though any alternative was unthinkably improper.

Preston Danmsky, Judge John L. Badalmenti #racist #crackpot #psycho #wingnut

@Conscience #228090

IT’S A FUCKING *LAW* SCHOOL?! That wasn’t just like a side study or an elective to qualify for a school specifically dedicated to law, that’s an institution primarily dedicated to a career in service to the law?

Is there an expression worse than salting the Earth? Because do that. To all of Florida. Then saw it off the continent somehow and float it out to sea to become some myth enshrouded hell island where monsters are assumed to dwell.

A public university gave an award to a student whose thesis was literally that only white people have legal rights and should be allowed to commit murder on sight. A PUBLIC, TAXPAYER FUNDED UNIVERSITY.

… Burn it all to the fucking ground. I’m beyond caring.

A class Chatman had proposed titled “Race, Entrepreneurship and Inequality” was renamed by the school’s administration to just “Entrepreneurship” before being added to the catalogue.
“I just find it fascinating that this student can write an article, a series of articles that are essentially manifestoes, and that’s free speech,” Chatman said. “But my class can’t be called ‘Race, Entrepreneurship and Inequality.’

And salt the Earth.

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #wingnut

Gee, the more Trump consolidates power and the more he fires people that aren’t explicitly loyal to him above America or other “purity” metrics and the more he turns every possible facet of his ever expanding powers towards punishing people he even slightly dislikes and the more he renders every check and balance meaningless and the more he acts completely unilaterally the more everything he does is somebody else’s fault.

Funny how that works.

Tomi Lahren #wingnut

He’s been granted infinite chances to prove anyone wrong about what a continuous fucking disaster he is since June 2015 and he’s needed those infinite chances even when he wasn’t in office because he somehow managed to keep fucking everyone over with no official power. He’s batting 0 for INFINITY.

You’ve been “waiting to see” any credibility of his election fraud charges even longer than you’ve been “waiting to see” his plan to improve… well I was going to say healthcare but literally anything he has always just said “wait and see, you’ll love it” in the vaguest least binding terms possible.

Christophe Belgembe #racist #wingnut #psycho

If this is the first time PNAT has begun an investigation into far-right terrorism they either have been sitting on their damned hands since their inception or have a FUCKED definition of far-right since that covers violence committed by religious extremists which the far right of France still wants people to be afraid of, as long as it’s violence motivated by a religion other than the one they themselves wish to impose.

Also because it bears repeating analysis of violent crimes shows that in those motivated by political ideology “left-wing” motivated causes mainly entail property damage while “right-wing” typically jumps straight to bloodshed.

Rv. Douglas Wilson #fundie #elitist

“Calibrate the Christians” sounds rather appropriately nefarious. You adjust tools, not people.

various commenters #wingnut #racist

Yeah, why don’t you have a day for remembering soldiers who died in WWII? Or military veterans more generally? Or an entire calendar full of specifically Christian holidays with government recognition that no other faith gets (try asking for Yom Kippur off if you don’t have a very flexible boss) and other historically significant events are subject to public snorting derision by elected officials who might allude to having police disperse you if you try to celebrate it? /s

Joseph Dunlap #fundie #wingnut #forced-birth #conspiracy

Choosing to frame it as “a quarter century ago” rather 25 years, more than 2 decades/almost 3 decades, or Heaven forbid state the year just shows how up their own asses they are. They need to measure themselves on the grandest scale they can apply.

The Trump administration #crackpot #homophobia #transphobia

@kuyohashi #227814

You know at this point I would easily believe he’s genuinely resentful of the idea of the world continuing to exist beyond his relevance.

Press 3 to gamble whether or not you’re connected to someone who hates you for existing and will intentionally make you feel worse while believing themselves moral for pushing you over the edge.

I remember when medically assisted suicide became legal in Canada and a bunch of “moral” trolls took to helplines pushing it harder than an American doctor pushing questionably useful medications after a particularly lavish lobbyist visit as a gesture of their self righteous disgust. It never occurred to them their “protest” of something they saw as immoral and disregard for the seriousness of their positions to engage in this trolling would have real and fatal consequences ranging from pushing a hopeless person to suicide to pushing a person who needs help to never again trust an organization that promises the help they need. The damage spread even further than that, a distressing number of people are utterly convinced aggressively pushing people to suicide is an actual government policy and not the actions of trolls.

Donald Trump Jr. #transphobia #pratt

At this point even North Korea has collectively stopped laughing and just think what Trump’s doing is sad and pathetic. Jr needs to lay off the nose candy. Hunter Biden at least admitted he had a problem and got himself clean.

Colson Center #transphobia #enbyphobia

You’re in a conversation and someone says, “People can decide if they’re a boy, girl, or nonbinary because sex is just something assigned at birth.”
What Would You Say?

Well I would say “That’s a misdirecting misuse of terminology and an extreme oversimplification that sounds suspiciously like it’s meant to be framed dismissively but it’s not exactly wrong. I mean Jesus Christ with all the mixed messages trying to re-establish gender norms in aggressive and ironclad terms that are almost certainly meant to create divisions in the population and an excuse to forcibly subjugate others it seems like the individual themselves are the only ones not allowed to decide who and what they are because everyone else says they’re too masculine or feminine to be a woman or a man based on things as stupid as their appearance, hobbies, dress, or even attitude.”

But then again you clearly framed that to be dismissive of it and create excuses to subjugate others who do not conform to your expectations.

Tatoruzux #homophobia #dunning-kruger

If a book being about gay people can only be intended to make them gay then why are you upset about books about being genocidal maniacs who even in narratives they completely control come across as the most consistent threat of violence, death, and subjugation to white people despite claims to be their “champions” being unavailable? Because by your logic such books intend to turn kids into the same. Or books about true crime. Or books about being in bad relationships. Or books about being a werewolf.

All context about those gay people being, y’know, completely normal people or even doctors and lawyers and rescue workers or in loving relationships with adopted children they raise to be good people doesn’t seem to count for much past gay or trans. If you’re going to say one facet of someone’s birth determines the entire purpose of a story about them you might as well say a book about Mao Zedong wasn’t about communism or oppression or politics and history in general but encouraging the reader to become Chinese.

But we’re supposed to look past psycho, criminal, and asshole and somehow see noble or proud because white. Or set hypocritical standards where a favoured class can refuse to associate with people with inborn characteristics and actively strike evidence of their existence from all reality regardless of the choices of public or private institutions but everyone else can’t make a choice not to help promote an actually dangerous ideology that strips others of their rights.

If you had your way everyone would just be illiterate and told all they need to know is what to praise and who to hate.

fotomar #conspiracy

Take a wild guess just how many of you antivaxxers and your unfortunate children I’ve outlived. I’ll probably be adding you to the list.

Telestai Nexus #crackpot #quack #dunning-kruger #conspiracy

Kristi Noem #wingnut #racist

Speaking of psychotic villainy I just saw video of ICE agents ramming a car to a stop. Not as part of a chase or anything, it was driving normally along the street making a right turn when two other vehicles which had no lights or sirens or anything because ICE deliberately makes themselves unidentifiable as “law” enforcement suddenly boxed it in. Then as soon as the agents exit their vehicles - guns drawn of course - they fire fucking tear gas into the car. There was a BABY inside.

Cartoonish villainy. From somebody who killed a dog and a goat for looking at her funny.

various commenters #wingnut #racist

It’s always amazing to me how these kinds of people are under the impression that the very inventors of settled civilization and agriculture who were working the land long before anyone else barged in wouldn’t know how to farm. That people who were specifically forced into bondage to work farmland for lengths of time and under weather conditions white men frequently did not survive while their captors sat fanning themselves somehow don’t know the meaning of hard work. Especially seeing as the people who make these claims are the spiritual successors of a class of elitists who collapsed their society due to a complete inability to cope with the loss of free labourers, an absolute unwillingness to put impoverished white people to work in that void because apart from having to actually pay for labour they held them in almost as much contempt as slaves and said the same fucking things you see here about their poverty, and such financial ineptitude they believed the weakest imaginable hand could hold the world hostage.

They don’t seem to realize that much of the economic disparity that exists in Africa would suddenly shift if the white people fled relinquishing their disproportionate claim to the legal rights to the arable land and mineral wealth.

Chick Tracts #fundie #conspiracy #wingnut

Jacob Reaume #fundie #racist #wingnut

You want to live in a fascist shithole run by the antichrist? Go pack your bags, I’ll carry them for you at the airport. I’ll even be kind enough to not kick you on the way out. You’re not getting what you want here because this is a FREE country and I damned well intend for it to stay that way.

Jefferson #homophobia #wingnut

Oh yeah, Pride celebrations are so much more chaotic and traumatizing than THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA BEING UNDER MILITARY FUCKING OCCUPATION BY IT’S OWN ILLEGALLY COMMANDEERED MILITARY FOR PROTESTING DAYLIGHT KIDNAPPINGS DEVOID OF LEGAL PROCESS AND EXTRAORDINARY RENDITIONS!

Feeling that healing calm.

US Senator Joni Ernst (R-Iowa) #psycho #elitist

@ShatteredGlassSkywarp #226525

You always had them in a for-profit system. That’s how the system profits.

Those who meet the eligibility requirements for Medicaid we will protect.

Yeah, nevermind that those eligibility requirements are getting narrow to the point of being deliberately unreasonable and even then people who meet those requirements are getting cut anyways or quite simply denied or stalled to literal death…

Or the fact that there are people that are ineligible to begin with means most people are paying into a system that will never aid them in a time of need at all and someone has decided the money they pay into it is wasted if it’s used on the people who pay into it…

Her followup is even more infuriating. “I didn’t realize I had to explain that people die eventually, I hope I don’t have to tell you the tooth fairy isn’t real.” All with this sneering self-satisfied profoundly punchable look on her face. And she continued: “I you want everlasting life you should look to my lord and saviour Jesus Christ.”

This "Lord and Saviour” is obviously legally distinct from the Jesus in the Bible in the same way a Footlong^tm sandwich from Subway is legally distinct from the unit of measurement. That is to say it does not have to actually live up to any claims to be a foot long/anything resembling the Christ of the Bible though you are meant to assume such and they reserve the right to claim infringement if you invoke the same name to describe a sandwich that is actually 12 inches in length/the parts of scripture where you’re not supposed to be a hypocritical, malicious, selfish, oath-breaking, monster indifferent at best to human suffering or in this case delightedly amused.

M. B. Mathews #homophobia #wingnut #racist #elitist

While we Christians do observe Christmas over a few weeks during the year, we don’t demand a “Christian Month.”

Filthy fucking lies. Aside from having Easter which unlike Christmas actually does have roots in Christian mythology if you wish someone “happy holidays” you’re gambling with a tirade about a “war to take Christ out of Christmas” and a general disdain for the many other celebrations that take place at the same time. Like Hanukkah for example, one of those Jewish remembrances of ongoing struggle you don’t think exist. Or even NOT celebrating anything at the time triggers some Christians. Imagine the entitlement of leaving a nasty note because your neighbour’s lawn “lacked” a nativity scene or wasn’t welcoming to carollers.

And you know something? You might as well call that Greed month. Because for Christians it isn’t about family, it’s about clout. It isn’t about giving, it’s about sales. It isn’t about peace or good will it’s about demanding recognition for those things existing like they’re your intellectual property. Honestly this goes beyond Christmas to every other occasion of note as well. If you’re not showing naked disgust to any beliefs or aspect of physical reality that don’t align with how you want the world to be you’re seething with contempt that your beliefs are not being actively and exclusively validated.

You also have a Wrath month that just wrapped up. May is military appreciation month in the US and I’ll just bet that’s also one of the talking points you wanted to squeeze off before somebody whispered that in your ear.

Title IX month? There’s your Sloth and Liar’s month. As is any false proclamation from the most slothful, lustful, wrathful, prideful, greedy, envious, gluttonous, vindictive, utterly fucking demonic lying criminal in the world who is being held as the equal of Jesus by “Christians” like you.

And with him you exalt the drug addicted, alcoholic, pedophile, white supremacist sex offenders that he surrounds himself with because the greatest qualification to serve him is not competence (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!) or even the loyalty he demands be sworn to him above the country and constitution… it’s the willingness and eagerness to act out his sickest and most demented bidding beyond any moral or legal boundary with the self-assurance that they will be untouched by consequence and have no judge capable of punishing them. There is no evil they will not stoop to because in their minds they are already forgiven.