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macker33 #wingnut #psycho

I am genuinely curious how the hell anyone comes to this conclusion.

Columbus was considered a monster in his own time. Apart from being a bad faith negotiator who betrayed every alliance he made and pillager who loved sadistic acts of public torture in a time where the slave trade was booming the things he did to slaves were considered heinous even by their standards. Particularly making slaves of Christian converts and suppressing Christianity to get around the singular law at the time that Christians could not be made slaves. He went to prison for it, though was later pardoned due to personal relationships with those in power at the time. Huh. No wonder you like the guy, he was “Making America Great” and representing the Christian working class before the English language was ever spoken on America’s shores. Even by himself. Throw in some kiddy diddling and raise him from the dead and MAGA has an ideal new VP.

Also Columbus only really became celebrated as an effort by the community of Italian immigrants, who were treated like shit for not being “white” enough and full of the “wrong” kind of Christians, to establish a foothold in the American identity. So celebrating Columbus was a very early act of DEI. Choke on that shit, Dave.

Stansfield Smith #pratt

I’d counter with that being as ridiculous as claiming that a SLAPP suit was “provoked” by somebody lawyering up when presented with frivolous legal threats but considering you’re in full support of your country going in a direction where the law itself is the enemy choking out the strongest predators so they can’t feast on the masses that wouldn’t have the impact you might expect from a human being with two brain cells to rub together and a sense of self preservation. Or you know you think you’re “just” a paid shill getting ahead when you’re still showing all the sense of ground beef that’s half sawdust.

Istanbul 1st Magistrates’ Court and “My Family is Safe” operation #homophobia #biphobia #transphobia

What do you expect from a “strongman” so fragile he considers Cauillou and Spongebob Squarepants a threat to masculine power and the structure of the family? Dictators don’t invoke “family” to actually have strong familial bonds they invoke “family” as a production standard ready to throw out the “defects” with absolute emotional detachment and the rule of compliance through fear and force rather than respect and reciprocated support. They need weak scared people too busy managing each other through force so they never choose each other’s well being over a threat imposed on them from the outside.

Prolotario #ufo #wingnut #crackpot #conspiracy

The language coming out of Pete Hegseth and the demented old man whose dick he sucks is that of a little boy who resents his mom for throwing out his G.I. Joe toys when he refused to clean them up. At age 30. They live in a world of short attention spans and nonsense appeals to those short attention spans. Just the insane conspiracy nonsense put together here would completely exhaust their cognitive budget two sentences in.

Donald J. Trump #crackpot

So “highly accepted” you’re outright threatening anyone who doesn’t humour you by using it.

TarYourLocalBingus #psycho

Denying him status as a martyred saint to free speech he didn’t believe in and pointing out he died literally in the middle of justifying the threat of political violence and gun ownership downplaying them as small prices to pay isn’t “celebrating” his death. But celebrating public executions on the other hand does quite handily invalidate a lot of the racist fearmongering you try to frame as “free speech” how multiculturalism will make America like “savage third world countries” that publicly execute people to keep them in line to “backwards” values and religious doctrines. Like so much else you want to be worshipped for and to see bloodily dismantled at the same time because you have no actual fucking values you just mimic language for a desired effect like demons in Frieren.

Samuel Alito #homophobia #fundie

If your religious beliefs require you to actively and publicly attack the dignity of others it isn’t the “others” that need to be driven from public life as they have been to please your religious “freedom” to deny them safety, privacy, or agency in their own homes. You don’t get to claim “fear” that publicly attack people and attempting to drive them out of the public eye by force of law and threat of easily accepted and excused violence with “drive you out of public life” when the consequences have only been that people call you assholes. And you have often had the power to punish them for voicing this. This sick cult of yours seeks to devour the world starting with everyone who claims Christianity is their religion. The blood on your hands grows thicker and the madness in your eyes darker. And this disease of yours is infecting the world. The muttered oaths of murder and retribution you used to have to hide in your basement to speak are public for every ear but you claim victimhood when the world recoils from your loudly announced plans to force the world into your image at the end of a sword. You’ve used the pen quite well to make that sword “legal” to a justice system that’s forsaken its every principle.

Pete Hegseth #ableist #crackpot #dunning-kruger #elitist #transphobia #wingnut

For somebody so obsessed with shallow appearances of masculinity it sure is funny he’s so opposed to facial and body hair on men and only wants smooth white boys with low self esteem and an actual waist-to-height requirement to be seen in public verbally fellating their superiors. And so is eliminating the most qualified longest serving career military officers leaving only the young, untested, and inexperienced. And just… generally… isolating himself with young men selected by his personal beauty standards whose sole guiding principles are to appeal to Hegseth’s idea of masculinity and occasionally strangle a puppy in front of children because it makes him feel like a big hard man.

I’m starting to think Hegseth has impure intentions for all those young men he preys on psychologically and tries to hook on hormones and weight loss drugs. I’m also starting to think he watches OneTopic and feels like less of a man for all the dad energy being projected at him and had to steal and defile a better man’s intro to feel less insignificant.

Lydia Moynihan #wingnut

The man doesn’t even earn his own high scores on arcade games. His family fortune was built on exploitation. His tech acquisitions are built on taking credit for the brainpower he bought out and then hyping up a product that becomes worse than the baseline from when he acquired the design. That money keeps flooding to him when he personally causes companies billions of dollars of losses usually over petty personal sleights is insane.

Dale Partridge #fundie #racist #homophobia #sexist

You know your argument is shit when the fear you’re putting out there is that if you ever find yourself accused of a crime the jury will include people that won’t give you a race based pass. Which is also an admission you’re perfectly fine with a presumption that criminals are frequently being allowed to walk and white people are simply more inclined to bend or break the law on personal whimsy.

Mike Stone #sexist #wingnut #homophobia #forced-birth #conspiracy

Are you a woman? Are you attracted to men who are not me and would not accept a ~~gaycation~~ alpha camp getaway flyer from me? Does anything in life make you or your partner happy? Well fucking stop that! If you’re not an angry neurotic mess only tied to each other through fear and dependence you’re doing it wrong because that’s the only lens I can see the world through so it must be YOU that’s wrong.

Lou J #wingnut

He’s unpredictable in the way 100 year old nitroglycerine is unpredictable. And if what you want is a stable growing economy well look at your grocery bill, the price of gas, the fact you’re SOL if you need healthcare or an education, that your every trading and military partner has abandoned you in response to multiple betrayals and extortion attempts, that you’ve become so radioactive to foreign investment China and Canada are now poised to do enough business to make even Trump mind his manners, and tell me how that “unpredictability” has been working out for you and your exploding 40 trillion dollar debt. If what you wanted was military strength see again how playing pirates has cost America all global military trust and freedom of action while the people Trump is actually nice to, your country’s active enemies, are getting their dicks sucked for free while China gives Iran satellite data to more efficiently hit your remaining assets. While your the orange whore you give an infinite number of chances to no matter how much he fucks around is getting his jaw exercise the drunken tattooed racist manchild who needs to be told every five minutes he’s a big strong special boy Hegseth, calling shots from his makeup chair, has crippled your munitions stockpile by bombing schoolgirls and first responders multiple times over instead of identifying militarily valuable targets, devastated the experienced ranks of command, and has reduced the qualities of a soldier not just to those of a gangbanger but is so fucking insistent that he find soldiers personally physically attractive with precise hip to goddamn waist ratios it’s impossible not to think he’s jacking off to his ganbanger boyband playing military themed dress-up.

The only thing I think you’re right about is that it isn’t blind loyalty keeping Trump’s remaining 30% of support, it’s genuine insanity. The previous overwhelming hatred for your fellow Americans that let you watch their suffering and consider that a personal gain has devolved even further. You do not live in reality or have any survival instincts to speak of. You merely feast on corpses and think yourself having the banquet of kings.

Jormungandr #transphobia

@Yutolia #266106

They’re taught two things above all: Appearances and obedience. Appear to be what you’re expected to be, and obey the one who has that expectation without question even if logically it contradicts they appearance they want. Like a “good” “peaceful” and “respectful” Christian who is expected to be a hateful piece of shit that publicly attacks others at every opportunity because quiet faith has the “appearance” of weakness to them while belligerence and selectively shouting scripture that often has no meaning to them to be seen and heard in the streets in sheer self-centred performance is their gold standard. It’s the difference between the performative patriotism of people who festoon themselves in flags and jingoism and the real patriotism of people who do everything they can and would give everything the are to make life any more bearable for the rest of their countries. And it’s always “think about how this reflects on me” rather than “think about the message you’re trying to give” which even if they try to impart that message in the shittiest way for the shittiest reasons that simple distinction is still everything.

Says more about your insubstantial sense of self that you think it would be so easy than it does your very weird fantasies.

PITT Parents #transphobia

This is not my child who speaks with confidence and the clear jubilant tone of an untainted angel. This is not my child who sees and accentuates her own beauty as a woman. This is not my child who knows and fully accepts the love of another. This is not my child so disgustingly happy and loved by another, who I must scorn for “putting ideas in their head” like the madness that they deserve the simplest expression of kindness or acceptance. This is not my child, I DO NOT FUCKING DESERVE A CHILD BECAUSE THEIR HAPPINESS DISGUSTS ME.

Colleen #transphobia

@Sasha #265628

Considering this is PITT parents “son” is almost certainly a misgender. They’re probably either female or non-binary.

timclark5532 #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

It’s past the point where they can plead ignorance that this is happening to people who enter entirely legally and even citizens. They’re just wind up dolls animated by spite who only ever feel anything approaching alive when humans suffer.

Colleen #transphobia

Your child told you straight up they saw no point in graduation ceremonies until they saw parents actually supportive and proud of their children and you’re laughing about it and calling it a win. This point blank admission they’ve NEVER had ANY kind of encouragement from you at all throughout the entirety of their education and probably anywhere else in life and were so conditioned not to expect it that it was SHOCKING to them to see it from others.

How fucking awful are you as parents that this is how you try to positively frame yourselves? And this is before even considering how you disrespect their gender and identity. It’s a complete void of acknowledgement and expectation of disrespect on ANY front. Moving into a career as time consuming, poorly compensated, but ultimately vital to the future of the next generation the only joy you extract from having raised someone who decided to become an educator is that they’ll be too broke and worn down giving students a future parents like you would never provide for them to ever truly break free of what they see as the last shackle you have on their life. Seriously, how fucking awful are you?

Connie Johnson Waterman #wingnut

You wouldn’t know an actual communist if they gave you a home you could afford and a wage you could live off of. The Democratic party of the United States isn’t even close. By the rest of the world’s political metrics they’re right wing, not centrist, they’re just massively less destructive and regressive about it and focused primarily on the status quo and of course steady corporate returns. Any sign of human decency you jump on as “communism” but their forays into keeping people from being assholes is motivated by pure practicality. They don’t want to gut the golden goose.

Your guy? He wants all the authority of Stalin and THEN SOME. But he doesn’t even want to pretend to have any interest in your living conditions. Sure, he’ll try to bribe you with your own money because he knows you’re stupid enough to fall for it. But he’ll also stiff you on the bill like anyone else he promises to pay.

Matthew Reichwein #wingnut #dunning-kruger

Apart from the declaration that the state determines art rather than the people being a staple of fascism scribbling your name as pubic hair with a creepy poem on a pedophile’s birthday card doesn’t make you an artist. But then again fascism is very popular among failed artists. So is eliminating oneself. Let’s hope he skips to that part soon enough.

Meanie Oldhunt #transphobia

I’ve got another acronym for you to choke on: Bigots Are Never Actually Legitimate. They cannot be trusted in positions of authority for they will abuse them to reward and punish as their biases dictate, not merits. They cannot provide arguments in good faith in reasoned discussion. Positives become negative, negatives become bedrock virtues, all to suit a second’s need to fill the air projecting false certainty and discarded before the breath is even over. They will point to their own malfeasance and how it negatively impacts others as “proof” that others are inadequate. It’s always the same petty abuses, always the same bad faith, always the same empty sense of superiority justified by nothing more than the confidence with which they demand respect they haven’t earned and are physically incapable of returning. There’s never anything new under the damned sun with you people. Evil is just BANAL.

natoapologistblocker #moonbat #elitist

Okay then, here is my imperial command to you: Your opinion does not matter and if you are indeed naturally inclined to shut up and do as you are told by your “betters” then quit making shit worse for those around you and just be productive.

What’s that? You resent being told your opinion is worthless and want YOUR specific needs to be met? Well you are one of “the people” so according to you nobody is obligated to give a shit but you are obligated to bow to the wishes of your leaders no matter how unreasonable you find them. So if the driving motivation of your leaders is to serve the people you shut up, roll up your sleeves, and love thy goddamned neighbour.

But it isn’t actually about strong leadership, is it? It isn’t about what’s best for anyone. You just want any excuse to have your preferences catered to and you want to see that you are special compared to others. So an incompetent authoritarian who does things everybody knows is bad for them is to your liking when they make you and you alone feel like you matter and you draw entertainment from seeing others suffer. You’re a tick on humanity’s backside who wants to think that they’re an apex predator.

Paul Cudenec #wingnut #conspiracy

Environment devouring AI centres expressly purposed to put people out of work that massively drive up the cost of living for regular people who are more or less expected to willingly bleed their incomes to feed them are being pushed with absolutely violent fervour by literal authoritarian nazi-woshippers edging closer and closer to ethnic cleansing including hoping to wipe people out entirely to claim their land and resources… but yeah sure moving out of predicted flood paths so homes don’t get destroyed and cost-saving eco-friendly appliances that let people live affordably long-term are techno-totalitarianism

Raw Egg Nationalist #wingnut

@stonykark #264801

Social media parasite. One of his shticks was to barge into colleges, plop down a chair, and put up a sign with a racist or sexist premise and “change my mind” written on it. If nobody engaged him he was “owning the cowardly libs” but if they did he’d also curate the results to try and look smarter than he actually was. If the campus told this intrusive weirdo with no legitimate business on school grounds to piss off and stop bothering the students like schools not only have a right but usually also a security duty to do he’d make it a free speech issue. In earlier years other idiots like virulently sexist hate preacher Dean Saxton would do similar shit and eventually a student took things into her own hands and beat his ass once his sermons got more threatening. Saxton himself was also arrested for physically attacking a student but it didn’t really stop him from coming back and trying his luck again so honestly I can’t even blame her at that point. If Kirk hadn’t gotten shot and the American political and media machine weren’t so concertedly manipulative and malicious in the aftermath warping the truth to push their own agenda the vast majority of people still wouldn’t know who Charlie Kirk was any more than they would know Dean Saxton’s name. I think that whole format started with Steven Crowder but I’m not entirely sure. It’s tired old tripe that’s not really worth remembering, the only reason anyone does is that it was seized on by an even more predatory political agenda.

Funny how Kirk is their martyr but I doubt they could name the Democratic senators that got kidnapped, murdered in their own homes, and recently attacked on stage. And they straight don’t want to hear about anyone advocating civil rights, so much so they want to tear the names of MLK and Harvey Milk out of the history books to replace them with their “heroes” who died advocating basically the means of their own deaths. And advocacy of anything was ultimately an unintentional side-effect of adversarial engagement farming for Kirk’s personal media profile rather than real statements of “principle” on his part.

Kevin Downy Jr, #transphobia

People constantly treated like shit have a higher rate of anxiety and depression, imagine that.

Just Mindy #racist

You’re right in that civil wars happen when part of the country lives under entirely different laws in practice from the rest of it. But answer this: How can you say the law applies equally when anyone non-white can be patted down or detained without question while whites have their rights guaranteed? When someone can be chased out of any bathroom, including single occupant bathrooms, because someone else didn’t think they fit into a proper gender aesthetic regardless of “what’s in their pants” and any pervert can invade their privacy in the bathroom in the name of checking they’re in the “right” place? When the marriages of some are simply not recognized? When the religions of some are considered outright crimes? When people existing becomes a “political” issue? When it’s entirely legal to stifle, run over, and gun down protesters of some causes while another can parade down the street armed to the teeth? When there is one class to whom the law is entirely inapplicable, that can run for office with a criminal record, be found liable in a court of law for sexual assault and repeated acts of contempt to no consequence, can shut down police investigations or demand them with no basis, can openly demand laws be broken to satisfy personal grudges and can tell the courts to their faces not only will they not be complying with any of their orders they can fuck themselves and look for new jobs then go on national television demanding judges and generals be hung?

Or you know, we could tone it down to the specific example of hiring illegals and ask why so many MAGA voting farmers who employed illegals seem to think they’re the victims now that their hostage workforce is missing but everybody else should still shut up and hire/buy American?

Tell me Mindy, if you get run over in the street while chanting how Jews will not replace you are you going to accept that you were blocking traffic and the driver had every right to wilfully plow into the crowd with the full intention of causing you harm? Will you accept being told you had it coming by a media ecosystem that hands a megaphone to everyone who wants to tell you what your problem is and then slaps the mic away if you want to tell your side of the story? Would you sit still if in the wake of you being run over your entire neighbourhood was put under a curfew and you were told to behave yourself until you could prove you deserved your rights because of your bad behaviour?

ICONOCLASTIAE #psycho

Part of me wants to be shocked. Part of me really, really, wants to be shocked instead of just tired. I’d ask how the hell this person can ever think they’re clever or have moral high ground when her response is quite pointedly to insinuate they frequent the realms of the most despicable creatures on Earth and is more than happy to sacrifice a child to them just to feel they have one up on someone else on the internet but then again I’m tired of asking so many similar questions in such short periods. Humanity is all but lost and the world readily rewards exactly this kind of petty, selfish, nonsensical, monstrosity.

Glenn Rosazza #wingnut

Bitch, under Trump America’s resting emotional state is extreme confusion - to the point fucking FOX can’t handle it any more - and MAGA’s confessional list extends as far as Pete “drunken incompetent DUI hire covered in gang tattoos” Hegseth trying to force the troops to undergo HRT because he doesn’t think their literal testicles make them “masculine” enough for his bizarrely catty preferences and he violently rejects the qualities of actual soldiers. He judges discipline and tactics “too gay” from the comfort of his makeup chair. Your leadership is a clownshow, you’ve managed to turn the most powerful military into a joke running on an IOU while trying to play pirates, your entire economy is circling the drain because “the party of fiscal responsibility” spends more on private parties than previous administrations would dare spend on education, and they are so bad at managing money their new dollar costs more than two dollars to buy. And these people, these geniuses of leadership? They’re demanding you tighten YOUR belt even further to fuel their reckless spending because if you’re starving or shitting yourself to death because deregulated food industries have overpriced parasite ridden pig slop filling the shelves and it has done NOTHING to make it more affordable to you the consumer but marginally more profitable to the corporate monopolies that attend those taxpayer funded private parties it means you are actually irresponsible. Not them, they’re not accountable to the likes of you because you don’t deserve to be American, you’re failing the brand. And you suck that shit right up because I guess you just get off on being treated like a baby with a soft spot that’s getting pressed in. Scream in the mirror all you want, die blaming someone else for your reflection looking so fucked, I don’t care. Just quit expecting things to get fixed for you every time you get what you say you want and the consequences are exactly what everybody kept telling you they would be.

Parents With Inconvenient Truths About Trans #transphobia #fundie

If you ever actually loved you would know the answer to that question. But you didn’t love anyone, you had a plan and conditions for that plan. You had a sense of ownership over another being as a part of that plan and thus obligated to your conditions. You don’t see someone you gave birth to and tried to prepare for her own decisions happy for herself you see harm to the property you had plans for. You see a threat to the cult of you in a dangerous sense of self. What happens when brothers and niece displease you by finding a religion you don’t recognize any more than the sense of self you scoff at your daughter for having insulting it as a religion? What happens when they have jobs, spouses, a decision on how to raise their own families you disapprove of? The only one at “risk” here is you, and it’s the risk of everyone seeing your true colours and deciding not to harm themselves just to appease you.

Miles W. Mathis #conspiracy #quack #wingnut

Some people only derive their personal worth by insisting that nobody else have any, and that impulse is always tripled when levelled against women who are reduced to an interchangeable sea of tits that these pathetic sacks convince themselves should be theirs to motorboat.

I’m unfortunately reminded of an internet meme regarding Cleopatra. Cleopatra references her status as a ruler, political turmoil she survived, war, and that she spoke an incredible 9 languages. Between each description of herself she gave there was an interjection marked as being from historians just crudely referencing that she was attractive with her next autobiographical excerpt sounding more and more utterly annoyed.

I’m also reminded reminded that when it was suggested flags fly half-mast and important landmarks be renamed for that fucking nobody Charlie Kirk any questions of if he deserved it were met not with accusations of disrespect for his non-existent accomplishments but outright threats at the very highest levels of authority trying to make that limp-dicked hypocritical agitator synonymous with America’s core values. If anyone suggested the things being taken from Vietnam Vets and Civil Rights activists and renamed in “honour” of podcaster who lived defending what he died from instead be named for Charlie Kirk’s erectile dysfunction or the fact his widow couldn’t be more indifferent to his death other than a vehicle for her own profit they would have been publicly murdered. And not given the "dignity” demanded of such a non-hero on grounds of free speech.

Dave Molony #wingnut

If you recognize your country now it’s because you’ve lived your entire life in a horrifying fascist fantasy world and now reality just kind of coincides with that nightmare, but you’re still living in that dream world since you clearly self censor being broke, gaslit, threatened by your own leader who says repeatedly in plain fucking English he does not think or care about you in between his incoherent rants, and the quality of life being dragged back into the dark ages with dead diseases being resurrected and a surge of people who think medicine and basic hygiene are witchcraft that will kill you. And no, trying to make up the trillions of dollars just torn out of your economy by the unimaginable fiscal waste and thievery by trying to become an empire of pirates and robbers isn’t going to make up shit. It hasn’t worked out half as well as that dipshit wants you to believe it did in Venezuela and you ran out of fucking money trying to do it in Iran. Ran… out… of MONEY. That should have been a mathematical impossibility but with the mind-bending power of fucking idiotic incompetence that confuses gang warfare for superior tactics you have managed to bankrupt the American military and deplete your stocks. And because you are blatantly trying to rob everyone now nobody in their right mind is going to let you buy the materials you need to make any more weapons much less take an IOU or present themselves as your slave labour force because you made a few mean tweets.

disqus_O2BUmbLecp #fundie

Been a little while since I brushed of the Bible but wasn’t Job SPECIFICALLY tested by God and made to suffer because he was a good man who deeply believed and the bet between God and the Devil concerned whether Job would renounce God if he and his entire family was put through that hell for no discernible reason rather than him being punished for evil? That he would just assume he had done something to deserve it and ask God how he could repent rather than denounce God? And if Job had some secret evil shit that just never got mentioned why was it his family, his livestock, and everyone around him that suffered rather than Job himself this would be punishing the innocent in the place of the guilty.

In fact weren’t Job’s neighbours saying this kind of shit because they assumed that if Job was being put through the wringer he “MUST” have deserved it and therefore offered him no solidarity or guidance assuming he just hid his evils from them? If I thought the story had any basis in reality I’d think the Devil made this bet not to see if Job would renounce God but to get the prosperity doctrine out there so Christians would readily abandon and assume the worst of each other the minute misfortune came their way. And God did it just to prove that he frightens people more than any evil that will ever befall them including quite ironically getting sent to Hell to suffer for eternity because he’s just kind of a sick bastard who doesn’t care who he hurts as long as he proves he’s got the bigger theological dick.

Josiah Patton #sexist #racist #psycho #conspiracy

Feel better Americans, your neighbour has horribly weird assholes as well. We just have the good sense not to gift them meaningful positions of power. And none of them are caaamib so we can all feel better about that.

Donald J. Trump #wingnut #conspiracy

Sure Donald, and Canada is begging you to liberate us from the metric system, the French language, and the terrors of clean drinking water. Oh right, and all those scary Mexicans that showed up to terrorize us by joining the containment efforts on the wildfires. Which was nice of them, because not only did you send nothing but threats and demands they’re risking their lives just getting here because in addition to ICE doing their kidnap-for-bounty routine during active fires when they went to save American lives alongside Canadian firefighters while you gleefully gloated at the deaths of Americans in California I have no doubt whatsoever you’re trying to order the planes shot down as they fly from Mexico to Canada.

Tatsuya Ishida #racist #conspiracy

@Skide #262753

Even if anyone who invokes it actually cared about “the old ways” they couldn’t learn about them from any firsthand source because they were intentionally stamped out with written history burned and oral history actively altered - in the cases of many cultures the very language those histories were spoken in made illegal to create a window to substitute and re litigate the meaning of words if the stories are pieced back together in an approved language under entirely different narrative framing - any kind of nonsense they want can be stitched together and feign legitimacy because there isn’t enough left for anyone but the people who originally knew the history to tell the difference. And those same people with original claim to the culture who have preserved some scraps of it are exactly the ones being targeted for their “impurity” by the people who invoke it. It’s all fucking word games and I’m sick of it.

@Niam2020 #262711

I’m not sure Ishida believes anything except that making people mad is universally funny and that he thinks this makes people mad.

@Peacemonger373 #262703

That’s another thing that makes the notion that the entire world is “faking” the Holocaust on behalf of a Jewish conspiracy ridiculous. The involved countries all have antisemitic histories - which antisemites point to when they want to suggest hating Jews was justified because if “everybody” hated them that much they MUST have done something and throw cold water on when they’re downplaying atrocities saying they couldn’t have hated Jews that much and again when it’s their religion they’re claiming everyone hates that can’t mean they’ve done something to deserve it that means they hate God and everything good instead but I digress - and moreover despite being on the same side in WWII had a history of hating eachother as well which just got worse over the course of the cold war. So lying on behalf of not one, but like 5 damned groups you loathe to uphold a narrative that does not profit you in any way does not make sense as a conspiracy.

Klaus Arminius #racist

@Bastethotep #261932

Oh lord the “Aryan” thing. It’s where Iran actually got its name and you KNOW how these assholes feel about that and any loosely related or even most completely unrelated ethnic groups. There’s so many headache inducing violations of sense in how they try to lay claim to literally everything that exists I doubt IBM could count them all.

White Americans: No living member of my family has ever been there but I’m 1% Irish and that means it’s as much my cultural identity as anyone born and raised there. Respect my heritage as much as my true patriot American blood.

Literally anyone else: Are you for real?

Also white Americans: I don’t care if you’ve lived here since before any of my ancestors ever knew that you didn’t fall off the edge of the world if you went too far west, you’ll never be American you’re just an invader. You don’t just “become” American by living here or blood ties.

Nazis: So everybody white is sort of ethnically German somehow and that means you should totally be loyal to your true heritage, give us your land and come home and we’ll teach you how to be the best white person you can be and not this “impure” mix of individual independent cultures.

Japan regarding Koreans: Hey that’s our schtick!

MAGA: Hey, we’re not Nazis and you should suffer and pay reparations to us for the accusation but that all sounds like an AWESOME idea to us, except when anyone else does it then that’s an invasion. Gibs us your Greenland!

JE Aggas #crackpot #fundie #wingnut #racist

And the answer to all questions you have and are yet to ponder is 42.

S Bar L Rancher #sexist #homophobia #transphobia

Yeah, you should have been running your mouth at a real, manly male cop that would have taken one look at you and dragged you out of that car for your daily recommended amount of bruises.

David J Stewart #fundie #crackpot

There’s one more way to interpret “that which you have done for the least among you, you have done for me” and that’s to say when you preach at the “least among you” you’re preaching to Jesus himself. So when you correct Jesus himself in this parable, tell Jesus he doesn’t deserve anyone’s love even his own until YOU certify it on behalf of the God you claim to follow, tell him every bad thing you do to him is because his situation must mean he is personally morally deficient and so being below your station means that makes him worthy of hatred for existing. What’s that telling your “Lord and Saviour” other than your false piety, the thing he hated the synagogue for, is an entirely transactional affair using the name of what you’re stepping on simply as branding like a failing casino?

Babylon Bee #wingnut

Yeah, the kind of quality messaging you’d come to expect from the Trump Weather Assessment Team.

Pete Hegseth #wingnut #quack #sexist

HRT now mandatory in the US military… just another thing they claim Democrats wanted but then MAGA went and did themselves. The loss of rights, blood in the streets, the complete collapse of the rule of law, forever wars, the world laughs at America, dictators easily have their way with your weak leaders, financial ruin, pedophiles having unrestricted access to children and complete protection from the law, and now they’re going to pump you full of hormones against your wishes while brainwashing you into thinking you’re not the gender you think you are because a tattooed rapist gangbanger with a substance abuse problem got DEI’d into a job he’s not qualified for.

These thought-hating ozempic-pushing dingleberries don’t know what’s healthy for a man any more than they know how a woman’s body, mind, or consent function.

José Luis Chilavert #racist

Imagine being so racist your only comeback to a taunt is trying to deny anyone of African descent can be a French citizen (there’s still ongoing prejudice against the “colonies” whose industry, resource wealth, and singular intellectual talents were always more than French enough to claim for the country until somebody actually wants citizenship, and it’s not just limited to a racial thing) but in doing so more or less imply that they’re the ringers brought in to crush amateurs.

Tatsuya Ishida #wingnut

And now we’re just descending from troll humour into more direct self-gratification. Don’t get people involved in your kinks without their consent first, dude.

Deborah #transphobia

Oh my, how dare people call you names when you “mourn” a living person by declaring that you consider them dead and portray their continued existence not as living their own life but solely a continuous sleight against you. How rude and devoid of empathy to not affirm your preference for your family member to be dead.