Dr.Weird

@Dr.Weird

Helgard Müller #fundie #wingnut #dunning-kruger

To back up what he said:
https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/
Yeah, that’s about the only Biblical figure T***p even comes close to resembling.

(Wow, it’s really been five months since I got a chance to post that?)

It’d be a rather strange turn of events for God to make his “New Messiah” one of the least Christian persons to ever walk the Earth, wouldn’t it?

But then again, it might also be totally in character for the vain, capricious, hypocritical cosmic horror people like Helgard worship, too.

Vincent561 & BlackPilledOverdose017 #sexist #homophobia

Am I in the right place?

Dude, an incel community isn’t “the right place” for anybody.

Michelle Malkin #conspiracy #racist #wingnut

She’s railing against immigrants…when her own parents were Philippine immigrants!

Michelle, I hate to tell you this, but hating all non-white people will not make you turn white. The kids you consider cool will never ever consider you 100% one of them.

Donald J Trump #wingnut

I will never stop fighting ~~for~~ the American people, our Country, and the Rule of Law.

Fixed that for you, Trumpy.

John F. Kennedy via Erena Velazquez #crackpot #magick #ufo #conspiracy #wingnut

I know I’m repeating myself, but here goes:

Option One:
Erena, if you’re a con artist you’re an extremely terrible person. And you’re not even a very good con artist; if you weren’t clearly aiming your con at Trumpers and Q-nuts, nobody’d be stupid enough to fall for it.

Option Two:
Erena, if you really do think you have the voices of JFK, Queen An-Ra, Ashtar, Planet Kabiru, and God Himself rolling through your head, you may have Dissociative identity disorder and clearly are in need of major medical help.

Either way, you need to seriously rethink where your life is going.

Xamindar #wingnut #conspiracy #transphobia #sexist #racist #pratt

I'm always amazed of the lefts capacity for justifying their evil using straw man arguments and blaming everyone else for the atrocities they are committing.

And then you vomit up a bunch of straw man arguments blaming "the lefts” for all of the atrocities you want to commit on them and everyone else who isn’t you or just like you.

Good thing I didn’t have any irony meters with me today, or there would be a smoking crater where my house used to be.

National Socialist Movement #racist #dunning-kruger

<@KeithInc.> #142218

Are you sure you’re not talking about Trump and projecting him onto Blacks? Because most of this hits him square between the eyes.

I was going to say that OP’s description sounded more like Trump voters, but this works too lol.

Draulix #god-complex #sexist

Helios via Galaxygirl #magick #ufo #crackpot

For someone claiming to be a G2 yellow star, you don’t sound very bright.

Neil (Unknown) #racist #fundie #magick #conspiracy

This bloodline is not large in number but they represent about 10% of the global populations and can be found primarily in the United State but on all continents as well.

Neil: “Why yes, I live in the United States and (probably) look an awful lot like what I describe the ‘PURE Rh Negative BLONDE BLUE-EYED Scandinavian descendents (sic) of Jesus Yashua’ looking like. Why do you ask?”

Tom Woods #wingnut #conspiracy #elitist

* jazz lovers
* vegans
* carnivores
* comic book aficionados
* classical musicians

When I see any of those groups organizing and saying “In the name of jazz/veganism/carnivores/comic books/classical music we’re going to take away your rights, end democracy, and then kill you!!!” then we’ll talk about having a valid comparison, Tommy.

Jared Taylor #racist #wingnut

Lila Rose #fundie #sexist #wingnut

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene & Various commenters #wingnut

Vladimir Putin #crackpot #pratt #wingnut

From a speech Putin gave were he says that Western elites started the Ukraine War to distract their people from falling living standards and poverty while Russia and China are fighting against the "dictatorship of supranational elites" to build a more democratic world.

I can’t take advice on building “a more democratic world” from a guy who murders his political enemies with polonium, has his goons throw them out windows in suspicious “accidents”, or just plain locks them up for opposing him.

Congressman Paul Gosar & Various commenters #wingnut

Liz Wheeler #wingnut

I pray the rosary every day for God to kill everyone who isn’t just like me. I hate the government when it tries to help everybody not just rich white people. I’m vehemently against teaching about the bad parts of American history in school. I’m transphobic. I support the right of violent felons and the mentally challenged to have as many high powered firearms as they want. I’m appalled that the FBI is trying to hold Trump to account for his crimes. If you don’t think this makes me extreme…then you’re a fascist just like me!!!

Fixed.

Lauren Witzke , @AxiumGreenWallace3 & @TheOrdinaryAmerican #wingnut

No Russian ever called me a racist just because I think a low melanin count makes me better than everyone else.
No Russian ever tried to force me to do something I didn’t want to do just for the good of others as much as myself.
No Russian ever called me a transphobic bigot just because I am.
No Russian ever kept me from calling my daughter a slut just because she has a sex drive.
No Russian ever stole a damn election in plain view for someone I didn’t support, just the one I did.
No Russian ever mocked me for wanting to impose a Christian theocracy.
No Russian ever tried to get my kids to hate me, their heritage, and their faith just because I supported losers, traitors, and racists who lost a war against the country I claim to love.
No Russian ever sent my job to a third world country while telling me to blame it all on brown people who want better lives for themselves.

Fixed that for you.

Dr. Thomas A. Droleskey #fundie #racist

Ah, the eternally amusing “TEH POEP AIN’T CATHLIK ENUF FER ME!!!” threads.

@NSSAP , @ThePrimer & @Lord_Solar_Macharius #wingnut

David Guyll #dunning-kruger #sexist #transphobia

Various commenters #wingnut

Your poor sister. Under so much pressure to accept evil. Hope she stands firm and stays strong. We are rooting for her. They want to use bully tactics to force their ideology on her. That’s not a good example of love. Let her know she is loved and respected.
Yep, right wing Christianity is a cult

Fixed those for you.

Benjamin Fulford #crackpot #conspiracy #wingnut

Marjorie Taylor Greene & Various Commenters #wingnut #racist

the Left is ramping up for radical change on abortion policy in America.

No, the “radical change” was a bunch of judicial extremists, most of which were appointed by popular vote losing presidents, taking body autonomy away from half the country purely on the basis of religious superstitions.

And it’s hilarious seeing someone bleating about “take a stand for life” when the person saying that sees dead children as nothing more than false flag operations that threaten their ability to stockpile murder weapons.

Anti-abortionist & Brace_SK3 #wingnut #fundie

What offends me, asshole, is the treating of half our species like they’re nothing more than breeding animals, with less right to body autonomy than corpses. What offends me is women dying from ectopic pregnancies. What offends me is women being forced to carry to term a child that maybe they wanted, but it turned out to be literally brainless or missing other organs, or even just simply dead. What offends me is a ten year girl being forced to carry her rapist’s child, and possibly being ordered to give the criminal scum that raped her visitation rights. What offends me, asshole, is guys like you bleating about “life” while you support the death penalty and easy access to murder weapons while opposing birth control, sex education, and universal health coverage–you know, the three things that would really reduce (not eliminate, but reduce) the need for abortions.

Mike King #transphobia #fundie

Did your dead cat hiss this all at you, Mikey?

Clif High #crackpot #ufo #magick #conspiracy

For some reason I started sneezing when I read this post. Maybe it means I’m allergic to stupid bullshit.

@peterpower & @waronwoke #wingnut #sexist

Christianity from 100s of years ago.

Uh…just about every post with #fundie along with #sexist on this very site disagrees with you.

James Howard Kunstler #wingnut #transphobia #homophobia #sexist #conspiracy

I wish I had a time machine. I would teleport a small delegation of Ben Franklin, Tom Jefferson, and Button Gwinnett from their sweltering labors at Independence Hall — then known as the Pennsylvania state house — to a Trump rally or the 2022 Independence Day massacre in Highland Park birthed by America’s current Fascist ruling elite. Here, I would explain, is what it has come to.

Fixed that for you.

Feynman and Coulter's Love Child #wingnut #homophobia #racist

make Canada a ~~more~~ less just society

That’s what you really mean.

Abby Johnson #fundie #sexist #wingnut

A country that has people falling on their knees in ecstasy that women have been declared nothing more than breeding animals is not a healthy country

Fixed that for you.

Planet Kabiru via Erena Velazquez #magick #ufo #conspiracy #crackpot

Another voice in your head, Erena?!

Please, I’m begging you, get help!!!

Liz Wheeler #fundie #sexist #transphobia #wingnut

“We treat women as breeding animals. Treat LGBTQ+ people like they’re freaks, weirdos, and crimes against nature just for existing. Teach white kids they’re better than everyone else and can do no wrong. Tell black kids they’re all worthless criminals and stupid anyway. God have mercy on our nation.”

Fixed that for you.

Republican congressional candidate Carl Paladino #psycho #racist #wingnut

Oh yeah…the Family Values Republican candidate for New York Governor in 2010. Who sent around a porn video of a woman, er, engaging in what incels would call “the horsepill”. (Go down to #8)

Subho Deep Thakur #wingnut #fundie

the Islamo-Marxist narrative

Grife, they’re even learning to come up with nonsensical made up scare words and everything, just like American fundies.

@dam4freedom76 #wingnut

The peaceful Constitutional transfer of power through the mandated legal procedure prescribed by our Founding Fathers despite the actions of a bunch of nihilistic terrorist thugs who tried to disrupt it, both inside and outside the halls of Congress, when the terrorists were thwarted thanks to the bravery of most of Congress and dedicated law enforcement officials doing their jobs?

Hell yeah that was the most American thing ever!

Or did you mean it some other way?

EveryoneKnowsTrumpWon #wingnut #conspiracy

“All instances of violent criminals actually acting on the hateful, violent rhetoric of right-wing politicians and media personalities are clearly fake and designed to make the right-wing politicians and media personalities look bad!!!”

dGD1jS8r #crackpot #racist

Kiryu #homophobia #pratt

<@Passerby> #128037

Try the Spectre instead. The unhinged, amoral, mass-murdering embodiment of retribution of explicitly divine origin with the mind of a crooked cop from the 30’s who couldn’t give a fig who gets hurt as long as his personal take on justice is satisfied and yet is still somehow one of the “good” guys. Even though one of his arch enemies is basically exactly the same thing - responsible for the Biblical flood no less - but considered evil. Sounds more your thing.

Good choice. Or Marvel’s Punisher, who is basically the embodiment of every NRA wank fantasy of being a “good guy with a gun” going around and murdering ~~all the people he doesn’t like~~ criminals.

Brian Niemeier #fundie

Ted Cruz #fundie #sexist #wingnut

Right. Trying to assassinate the Vice President of the United States and the Speaker of the House of Representatives is just “peaceful protest” and "legitimate political discourse". Conducted by “tourists.” Sure.

Lori Alexander #sexist #fundie

…And there would be no Republican Presidents if angry, bigoted men didn’t vote. Your point, Lori?

Various Anons #conspiracy #dunning-kruger #racist #wingnut

Anonymous #fundie #sexist

I don’t know if this is dumber than the original “Virgin/Chad” meme, but it’s sure close.

Jovan Pulitzer #wingnut

Donald Trump #god-complex #pratt #dunning-kruger

The obvious fix:

I think I’m the least honest human being that God ever created.

Maybe not literally true…but a lot closer than the unaltered quote.